All language subtitles for Fack ju Gohte _1080p HD_

Congratulations
to Mr. PopoIski and Mr. Ates,

for successfully completing
junior high school.

Mr. Miller, your oral exam was,
to put it mildly, afarce.

I heard
you're being released this week?

Very good.

Although in my opinion,

your lack of general education
represents a dangerto the public.

Just out ofcuriosity,
why sign up forthe class at all?

Because this is
the only place in prison

where there's free hot chocolate.

Thankyou.

See you in 2 weeks, bro.
- Awesome! Don't drop the soap!

Shut up. Fuck awhore for me.
And you, keep your nose clean.

Heeeyaa, Baby!

Freeedom!

What did you do to my car?

Sweet, isn't it?

No welcome kiss?
- Dunno. What's it going to cost me?

Hey! Save the sucking
foryour customers.

Where's the money?

I buried it.

Where?

OK. These are the coordinates.
I pinned itforyou.

I figured a schoolyard,
nobody'd Iook, y'know?

What? - I don't have great memories
of my school days.

You? Wentto school?

For how long?

Eighth or ninth grade, not sure.
I was in my crack phase.

Hey, Zeki. When you getthe money,
can l get new boobs?

Shut up
and honk if somebodycomes.

How about one? The left one?

It's smaller somehow. Seriously.

Can I turn on the radio?
- No.

Ooooh, shoe clips.

Mandy, it's not my phone,
gotta be quick.

Listen, can you do
my 54 dance today?

Fuck.

3 METERS TO DESTINATION.

Whatthe... ?

I'm not into it anyway.

Glitter up the
butt crackfor days.

Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME.

Itwasn't there before.

There was a construction site here.
- Oh, really!?

Why'd you bury
myfucking money under a site?

I figured they were laying pipe.

Are you mad at me?

No! Why would I be?

I onIywaited 13 months
forthis fucking moment!!

Maybe it could be raised up
with a ...

... a crane?

You owe me 2,000 euros.
And 50 forthe glass table.

Gimme a break, Attila.

In aweek ortwo
I'll have the moneyfrom myjob.

Just ataste, if ittakes longer.

Right. Understood.

Can I crash here?
- 'Til Gina's backfrom the fatfarm.

Then I need the displaywindow back.

Everything OK?
- Why aren't you dressed yet?

The sexy teacher's next!

Get going
and don'tforget the glasses.

Hi there. Does somebody here
need tutoring?

I'll find a cellar
and dig my wayto the money.

Is it possible that's a shit plan?

It's been awhile,

but I remember schools are picky about
letting thugs dig tunnels in the celIar.

I'm applying forjanitor.

Do you know how to do repairs
and fix soda machines ?

You're the dumbestteacher ever!

But also the hottest.

Burak, bro, sup?
- You?

Man. Danger!

Hey, you can't run down the bikes.

Shut up and
pop a few of your moon craters.

Hello.
Excuse me, can l help you?

The principal's office?
- Aboutthejob?

Exactly.
- To the right here, then straight.

'Scuse me, could you help
with my glasses ...?

Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine.
'Kay, have to go.

Bye. Good luck.

KICK ME.

One moment,
Ms. Gerster, about 10b ...

Not now,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now.

The little bastards ... - Ingrid,
please! I havejob interviews.

I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun.

Nothing l can do about it.

You look like you couldn't change
a light bulb. Done thisjob before?

What are you, an elitejanitor,
who doesn'ttalkto mortals?

Hey! - What? - Give me back
my 2 euros. I need to top up.

Fuck off, girl.

Fuckyour mother. - You retarded?
Fuck yourown mother! - How?

AMOKALARM. Please find a room
and Iockyourself in.

Wild. A constant amokalarm.

I swear I heard a shot.
Go, go, go, hurry up.

This is the amok alarm.

Please find a room
and lockyourself in.

Caro, are you locking it
from the inside?

What's going on now?
- The little nutcase set offthe alarm.

I swear it was him.
- That's a reprimand.

I'm calling your parents.

Oh, Ms. Gerster.
- Oh, Ms. Gerster.

Oh, god no. We've made
a great impression, eh?

They'rejust children.

Good, then ... you're next and...

... the only one. Come in, then.
- Asshole.

Ifyou fuck me up again, l'll ram
yourfist so far up your ass

that you can scratch yourthroat
from inside, fucking snitch.

Close the door.
- Bro!

Your high school subjects?

What subjects?
Myfavorites?

I assume.

Sports ...
- German?

Yeah, that too.
- Good.

Finally somebodywithout math.

Does everybody have to teach?
Not enough teachers?

Otherwise I wouldn't advertise
for a substitute teacher.

Substitute teacher? I'm ...

Right. Tempjobs, neverthe best.

I can't promise morethan 2 months,
until the end ofthe year, Mr. ...

Miller. Zeki Miller.

Janitor had a heart attack raking
leaves. We don't have a go yet ...

for a new one. Mywhole budget goes on
police complaints and removing graffiti.

Then there's the "cable fire"
in the old gym.

Insurance nightmare.
Civil servant hell.

So until then, we have to ...
pitch in ourselves.

Do you like the new gym?

I did the sketches. The architect
was atotal waste.

As ateacher,
I get a skeleton key, right?

You ask odd questions, Mr. ...

Salary?

A salary is good. - You're not
a civil servant, I assume?

No, not really.

I can offer you 2,000 euros gross.

OK, then, 2200.
But I can't go any higher.

We're not Milton Academy here.

Deal.
- Bring your paperwork in later

and we'll see you assapissimo
in the teacher's Iounge.

Why didn'tyou call?
- We were too drunk.

Slut. - Really. Did you know
she wears a push-up bra?

I'm off.

Danger, give me the lighter.
- Be polite, toejam.

Give it to me.

There's your sister.
- Stop or she'll come over. Shit.

Laura, please wear ajacket
when you sit outside.

Laura, I'm talking to you.
- Laura, she's talking to you!

Let it go.

Could you please put out
yourcigarettes?

You with the blue cap.
I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth?

Let it go.

It takes them a bit
to learn respect for newteachers.

They're not putting them.
- Nothing you can do.

They learn it at home.

l don't think
that's a good attitude to have.

You there,
who's your home room teacher?

I forget. - You deaf?
She said put out your cigarette.

I don't have to listen to you.

Who are you exactly?
- Miller. I start work here tomorrow.

Substitute teacher.
- Oh.

We work here, too.
- My condolences.

About the syllables ...
could we meet up, exchange ideas?

Excuse me? About what? - About
the syllables. - The syIlabus?

That's what I said.

Right. Yeah, sure.

Don't push, pIease!
- Today?

Parent conference today!

- But maybe tomorrow ...
Today's greatfor me.

Cool.

WouId you Iike sugar?
- Got a beer?

I'll look.
I don't really drink beer, but ...

Something alcoholic would be great.

OK.

Bra.

All I have is prosecco.
- That's fine. Come on.

Lisi has avisitor. Yay.

More, more.

Anyway,

I wanted a Catholic boarding school.
Butthen my grandma died

and my sister and I are
... well, orphans.

Child services didn'twant Laura
torn from afamiliarsetting.

So I thought
I'd teach at my old school,

which has "slightly" changed.

Which college did you ...

Bro! Finally.

TEACHING CERTIFlCATE

PRINT FaIL

Shit,
parents conferences are the worst.

I mean,
they are all fucked-up asocials.

Are you there?

Man, oh man.

She picked up somebody.

I have to pee.

Right, but a learning disability
doesn'tjust happen.

Is it possible you're an asocial bum
who's shit at raising a child?

Man, I gain weight,
but my boobs don't!

She drank a little.

Check in an hour
if she's still breathing, OK?

Oh, my god.

Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer.
- Good morning. Don't yell, please!

At leastthey greet you.

Your one night stand.

Shit, I don't rememberanything.

Caro, how does my hair look?
- As goofy as last night,

so what's your problem?
- He was drunk.

Hey.
- Hey.

Fuck.

Really hot night, huh?

Elisabeth.

Don't chase him
like an underfucked old maid, please.

So. Play it cool, right?

Calm down. - I hate playing it cool.
I want a steady boyfriend.

So tell him exactlythat.
That'll work.

TEACHERS LOUNGE

Sci-five!
- Sci-five!

What are you doing?

Stay back! Not one more step!
You can't stop me!

People, consideryour
environmental footprint on this earth.

You can'tjust drop stuff and wait

for some idiotto pick it up.
- Oh, god.

Ms. Leimbach-Knorr?

Is she OK?
- It's onlythe second floor.

Please, do it. Please. Do it.

We need an ambulance!
- Quick!

Go to your classrooms, please!

Stop filming this with your mobiles.

Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back.

Go to your classrooms.

Move the fuck back

or I'll kickyour hairless asses
and knockyour metal teeth in.

He needs to piss off.
- I hate that guy.

Am I dead? - No, no ...

Thank god. - Shit.

Lisi, get out while you still can.

Anybody who becomes a teacher
these days must be nuts.

They're all monsters. All ofthem!

Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.
Not again.

I'll call you, OK, lngrid?
- Yes.

Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right?
- Yes.

Stay strong.

Welcome to our new firefighter,
Mr. Miller.

Good morning.

So, not a great day for our school.

Will it set us back? No!
Briefly:

our colIeague,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly,

but her chances
of recovery are good.

She won't be teaching
forthe rest of the semester.

... if she everdid.

Our next goal is to compensate
forthe loss of ourcolleague.

Who wants to take 10b?

Mr. Gundlach, how nice.
- No, no.

I wanted to ask about the play.
- Yes. No.

I can't. l substituted there once,
and I simply can't.

I did 2 weeks too.

All I'll say is:
second-degree burns.

There's nobody in 10b
who hasn't repeated at least once.

Not one of them will graduate,
they're impossible. - Excuse me,

the students need Iessons.
I thinkthat's ...

Leimbach-Knorronly lasted 4 months.

And she's ex navy!
- Ms. Schnabelstedt is right.

For a change.

It's shocking how little
teaching spirit is in the air here.

Thankyou.
- Welcome, the class is yours.

... er, what does that mean?
- Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt.

This is principal Gerster.

Students, return to yourclass
immediately. Lessons will resume!

Hello, Mr. Miller.
Excuse me, do you have a minute?

What is it? - Chantal, your mother
needs to pick up the knife.

Listen, aboutyesterday ...

I thought I had a cIass now.
- Briefly.

I was totally drunk.
In case you were thinking ...

I'm not into that.
It doesn't mean anything to me, right?

What's that?
- It'd be great if neither of us ...

misinterpreted it.

Gonna be hard, but l'll try.
OK. Forgotten.

Really?

Yeah, great.
Good. l mean ...

We're colleagues and we shouldn't ...
jump the gun, mix up ...

Super. So ... let's go.
Pretty chaotic school, eh?

Forgotten.

Oh, my god.

'Scuse me.

Good Morni ....
- Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit.

Hey you, Peter Parker,
go get a TV from the equipment room.

My name is Mr. Miller. Ifyou don't want
trouble, keep yourtrap shut.

I'm only here temporarily.

You've all got an A. Bust my balls
and I'll markyou down a grade.

Got it?
- Yes.

Hey, fatso, you Iistening?
Give me the notebook.

And don't eat so much unless
you wantto die a virgin.

So.

Each ofyou
writes down yourfavorite film

and then make sure
there's a DVD readyfor each class.

Is vHS OK? - Ifthe film's
not on DVD, it sucks.

I couldn't give a shit

about old B&Wfilms
collected by your Nazi grandparents.

That one's cool.

Take a picture.

Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Ms. Schnabel-spaz.

What a dog!

Take your seats, please?

What she want now?

My dears,
I know a lot has happened,

but perhaps you could ...
- How old are you anyway?

12?
- How do you feel about ...

using my proper name. Could you try?

How about you suck me off?

Some ofyou are surelywondering
why Ms. Leimbach-Knorrdid it.

Nope. - So that's
whatwe'll talk abouttoday.

I brought a Freudenberger essayto help.

Zeynep, give me my nail polish!

Stop yelling.- I didn't yell.
Shut up and give it back.

Fuck you. Take it.

Unbelievably bad upbringing.
- Yeah, you!

Each time you use the Fword,
you'Il put a euro in the littIe frog.

She's annoying.

Pass the text around please
and then we can talk about

what a burn-out really is.

What's your name again?
Could you put it on the board?

OK, I get it. You're very creative.

Take cover.

What's up? - When do we eIect
our cIass representative?

Who wants to be
class representative?

I don'twant any nerds here, got it?
I'm marking you all down a grade.

Now paint something
until the TV gets here.

Can we brush? - You can pierce
yourseIf ifyou want. I don't care.

And can we use opaque white?

We're not reaIly allowed to use
opaque white. - Then DON'T!

Spastic.

Hey guys, it's notfunny anymore.
It burns my eyes.

You were supposed to pass those out!

Close the damn window!

Goodbye!

WouId anybody like to share
10b homeroom duties?

Express yourself.
I don't understand sniveling.

Well, just because they're ...
they're a little ...

Already in overyour head?

Right, there's the door.

I don'twant staffjumping
out the window because they realize

this profession is no petting zoo.

OK.

Hey, what happened?

Nothing ... theyjust ...
made such a fool of me.

What?

WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS
FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR.

MAINTENANCE

Did you know
thatthey call 10b the amok class?

Yeah. It's the shithead Daniel.
He's got a screw loose.

Did you knowthey make
bulIetproof vests forteachers now?

Thin ones, y'know?
They don't show.

The printer's not working.

You have to unplug it
and plug it back in.

You said you got an A-
on the teacher's exam.

But you got an A.

That's perverse. You're a real geek.

Caro, why are you printing
my exam results?

Monday. Millerwas here.
- No way!

Pig!

Unfortunately, you chose
avery slim tree to hide behind.

You stole my exam results!

Have you been sniffing white-out?

Printer cache!

I had problems at uni.
I needed thejob. Calm down.

It's theft and fraud.
And you exploited me sexually.

I put a few knockout drops
in your bug tea.

I wouldn'ttouch you with 10-foot pole.
So stop babbling. - Excuse me?!

You're such an ass.
You're an ass and an imposter.

And that's a crime.
I'm calling the police.

Lighterthan expected.

Let go of me.
- Listen, munchkin,

I suggestyou cuddle with yourteddy
bears overnight, and decide your price.

Don't suckwith me, Zeki Miller.

It's 'don'tfuckwith me',
and I won't unless I'm brain dead.

What are you doing there?

None ofyourfucking business.

We'll see
what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow.

You want money, Schnabelstedt?

I don't want anything,
except my class back.

Swap? Why?

I have training
in conflict resolution and a ....

... a night course in aggression.
- Yeah, thattoo.

I've planned it all soweIl.
I would hate to change it around.

I was angry at firstthat he wanted
to rob me of such a great chalIenge,

butthen I realized
it's best forthe children.

Fireman teachers are usually
the tougher nuts, eh?

Good luck.

Bite me. They're fucking kids.
They can kiss my ass.

I am substituting
for Ms. Schnabelstedt.

My name is MilIer
and I'm only a temp.

Why's your name Miller?
You don't look like a Miller.

You're a brother!
- Cutthe Turko shit. An F foryou.

Where's the class register?
- In the cupboard.

Think I'm going to cry now?
Fucking children.

Let's see who you motherfuckers are.

Chantal ackermann?

OK, I'm going for a smoke
before I smash yourteeth in.

Motherfuckers!

Mr. Miller, class is in session.
Where are you going?

Maybe to change my clothes?!

To the principal's office, please.

You didn't tell me
theywere the asocials.

Excuse me?!
What kind of term isthat?

You mean youth
from the under-educated class.

Mr. Miller, I wantthose children
brought undercontrol.

School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.

You may go change,
but this is an exception.

Thankyou!

Show off your ass.

That looks sexy.

Where are the others? - Downstairs,
I think. - They're not in the mood.

Class has started!
- What does he want?

ldiot! - OId fart.
He should go home. - Pathetic.

OMG, you're bleeding.

This is a Forever 21, you retard!
It's gonna stain.

I swear he's crazy. Let's go.

The classroom and make it quick!

Shit!

You forgotyour backpack.

Everybody up here, chop-chop!

Now we know who's in command here.

As of now, get your asses in here
at the bell and no trouble.

Now what? We didn't do homework.

I don't give a shit. You sit here.
The rest isn't my problem.

Here's the deal. You all fail in afew
weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble.

You're the loserclass.

The whole teacher's lounge
slags you off.

I can do whatever I want here,
nobody cares.

You're scum.

So shut your mouths
and sit still until the bell.

Excuse me.

Do you have any chalk?
- Lookyourself.

Your student is crying.

Chantal!

Yes?
- Cry quietly.

Is it possible
you don't care at alI?

About what?

About their respect.

Don't you have workto do,
like potato prints?

This here has no educational value.

They looktraumatized.
And what's that on theirfaces?

They were making name tags and smeared.
Now act like a plane and take off.

I'm good at putting myself
in teenage shoes.

How? By subtracting the pole
up your ass and adding Facebook?

You! Laugh at yourown jokes.

You need therapy.

Sorry, that wasn't right of me.

ROCK DRILL

Yes?

I told you
when the old lady got back,

I'd need the booth.
- Where'm l gonna sleep?

It's only a matter oftime
before the cops are back on your ass.

Keep me out of it.
I run a cIean establishment.

You've got an LSD lab in the attic.

Exactly.
I have to be twice as careful.

Motherfucker.

Shit.

YOU HAvE A FUTURE
WE HAVE A PLAN

Man, Laura, do you have towear
dad's old shirts?

What do you care?

There's such
nice stuffto wear atyour age.

Caro, help me out.
- Elisabeth,

I feel like a lesbian adoptive
motherwhen you drag me into it.

I need to unwind. - Yes, I see.
That's your second glass.

Yes! And we are not married.

There's somebody in the garden.
- Get the pepper spray!

The pepperspray!

Laura, in your room, lockthe door.
- Dostoyevsky!

That dog is useless!

Remember our self-defense classes.
You hold it like this.

Hit him!
We don't want it!

That sentence is pointless
ifwe're not being raped.

Who the fuckwould rape you!

Zeki?

Were you going to sleep here?

No.

He's a giant asshole,
Caro, I'm telling you.

I think he's nice.
And he's hot.

Plus, I bet he can fix stuff.
This fucking house is big enough.

This "fucking" house is good enough
foryou at 50 euros a month!

Even better. So he pays 250.

You'll finally
get contact lenses, Harry Potter.

Glasses look like shit,
I've told you 1000 times.

Got a boyfriend?

Careful, you'll end up
like your sister. - Watch it!

Laura, go upstairs.

One night. We don't have linens.

I'll just finish this.

At least 2 weeks, please.
- Your car has no smog sticker.

I'll pay at month's end.
I'll neverfind anywhere else.

I don't even know you.
Maybe you'll hurt us.

Living with you for 2 weeks,
I'm the victim here.

Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Hello.

Mr. Miller?

Not now. Piss off.

It's about German class.

I could onlyfind
Jurassic Park 1 online,

but on list it says to bring 2.
Is that a problem?

Chantal, on THE list.
Articles aren't optional.

What are you on about?
So, Mr. Miller?

We already watched Jurassic Park.

But so manywere in remedial class.

Whatever, just buzz off.
You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh?

You can stayfor 2 weeks.
- Really?

As long as you reallyteach 10b
and make sure they improve.

How can I?
- Do yourjob!

lt's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster
that class means movies and terror.

Whoa, Mr. Miller.

Hello.

Can you make change?
- How?

Could you help me get out?

Could you stop please?

That hurts.
- E20 is stuck.

More to the right.

Come on.
- Yeah.

My pleasure.

Are you ateacher?
- Yeah,

but I'm just a temp.

It's going to be anothershit day.

Any otherfurniture you need?

Sorry, not available.

Here. Reading material and syllabus.

How am I supposed
to get mental defectives to read?

Know what?

You need to control Danger and Chantal.

Once you getthe leaders,
the others follow.

Need anything else?
- Caro! - What? - Could you come ...

What? - The shelves.

Yup.

SCHlLLER "THE ROBBERS"

God, the print's small.

Weapons, drugs, vandalism.

Leaders.

Little motherfuckers.

Did you know
that bees make photosynthesis?

Boy, these students
are really special needs.

Use a plate.
- No, it's fine.

Have to go. Still working nights.
- Where?

In a club.

With real dance music
orthat eIectro-shit?

Right. So long as you get
your lessons prepared.

Why do you always give him
that sexed-up look?

Don't bejealous.
He's too short for me anyway.

To blow him,
I'd have to dig a pit first.

I don'twant anything from him!

Hey, once he's in,
it doesn't hurt anymore.

And I guarantee he's a great lay.

By the way, I signed him up
as an assistantforyour swim class.

Oh, Caro.
- Hey!

I don'twant anything from him.

Daniel! Don'tjump from the edge.

But yes!

Veryfunny.

So, who forgot a suit or
has a doctor's note?

Two laps warm-up, please.

So what do I do?
- Uh, first put out your cigarette.

Then just make sure nobody dies.

Veryfunny.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt,

such prettywet hair. Totally cute.

Mr. Miller. No.

You need to do sports. Go on.
10 laps before I let you out.

You can shove your
fake doctor's note up your ass.

You too. Go change.

You're a fascister Mr. Miller.
I hate you.

Mr. Miller!

I wanted to thankyou.

Thank me? Really?
Here, in front of everybody?

Whatfor, anyway?

It's the firsttime
so manytook part.

Take that back.

No worries.
- Spaz!

No, you take it.

Calm down.
- You a spaz, bro?

He said I was into her.
- So what?

Hey, man, she's ugly as sin.
Let go of me, you whore.

Daniel, whore is afeminine noun.

Now pull yourself together!
- Leave me alone, you asswipe!

Zeki!

You can't do that.
You can't do that.

I didn't hearthe apology!
- Fucker! Fucker!

Are you ateacher?
- Yes, why?

But I'm just a temp.

Sorry, sorry.

Did you just use force with
a student? - I'lI tell myfather.

You told me
to get him under control.

But not with violence.

They reflect that behavior
outside school!

Daniel.

Be careful. I think
he pissed his pants in the pool.

... so l thought we could
get together? Talk about ...

howthat could have happened
with Daniel.

Exactly.

But you haven'tyet
filed criminaI ...

Me? No, itwasn't me.

I don'twant...

Miller.

Yes, OK.

Bye.

So does he want
a parent's conference?

No, he said Daniel's nuts
and I should smack him sometimes,

it's the onlyway
to get him in line.

We need to get the poor boy
out ofthat vicious circle.

It's a little late,
but I know a really good Ethiopian.

Good, so talkto him
if he's an expert.

It's a restaurant. l'm hungry.

Ethiopian?
Fly soup and rice pudding?

I need meat, man.

Is that actually allowed,
in traffic, the windshield?

You need to talk
to Daniel again. I'm worried.

I'm collecting theirdreams
forthe time capsule

that every class buries.

I noticed disturbing things.

Daniel and Burak
wantto become criminals.

Is work all you think about?
- It's our responsibility.

But they're other people's children.

Do you like it?

Yes, thanks.

There's sort of an educational oath.
We have a professional duty.

It's bad enough that everybody
thinks teachers are lazy.

I swore to make a difference.

They may be awful,
they're still just children. Excuse me,

but could you maybe switch poles?
If it's no trouble.

OK.

Do you reaIly beIieve that shit,
there's a sweet flower inside every kid?

I think some kids haven't learned
to believe in themselves,

and don't know rightfrom wrong.

If we don't teach them,
they'll end up in prison or something.

We have one Erection
and one Licking vagina.

It's edible. Don't be shy.

It's a penis.

Man, you'lI never get aguy
that way, really.

They all thinkyou're mega uptight.

Putthe dick in your mouth.

Coping with students.

Professional handling of disruption
and discipline conflict. CD 4.

Don't underestimate
the value of role-playing.

Group exercises alIowyoung people
to channel aggression.

Role-playing for indirect review of
behavioral dysfunction,

and lackof self-confidence.

Fucking shit.
- Role-play

gives a problem child free rein
for his feelings, and allows reflection

on his inappropriate behavior.

What exercise?
I don'twant to do an exercise.

Stowthat lookor I'll slap you silly.

So I'm her husband?

A round of applause - he got it.
- Shut up. You start.

Man, wait a sec.
I have to get into my part.

Oh, my beautiful apartment!

Thankyou, darling! Howwas work?
- Shut yourtrap. I'm hungry.

Watch your mouth.
We onlyjust got married.

I married you
so there'd be food ready

after I screw sluts all day.

Afteryou screw sluts, huh?

You married me because I'm pretty,
Salak. - Don't push me.

Are you an idiot?

Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller.
-Who's Mr. Miller?

Are you shagging some German?
- Show me your cell.

Hey, Danger,
that's not part ofthe game, man.

Shut up. Go clean
and then you can blow me.

Give me my phone back, spaz.

Are you crazy? Don't hit each other.
Stop being such thugs.

Give me the phone, you fuckface.
- OK.

Daniel, you did agreatjob.

Have you thought
aboutthe drama club?

They participate
in community youth theater

and it could be
a great new hobbyfor you,

where you could
have fun and let off steam.

No way! I'm aIready in school
3 or 4 times aweek.

What's your problem?

Fuck school, man.

Watch your mouth, motherfucker.

You seriously believe you want
to become drug dealers or some shit?

Yes we do.

I'd rather collectwelfare
than learn that crap.

Come on, school's still on.
Piss off.

Fucking motherfuckers.

Was a stupid idea, sorry.

We couId each make €20,000.
lt's an armored cartransport.

My cousin's been watching them
for 6 weeks now.

I'm busy on something else.

All you have to do is drive.
Getaway car, Zeki.

Bro, you just got out.
Get a real job.

A little upset? Need a blowjob?
- No, not in the mood.

What's the matter?
Were you with Mandy?

Are you oftener
with herthan me lately?

No, I wasn'twith Mandy.
And it's "more often".

Do you have a crush on the bookworm?
- Leave me alone.

Could you suck me off?
- Sorry.

Zeki.

Turn that off.

What's this?

Elisabeth Schnabelstedt.

Hello. I seriously doubt
this will work

or anybody will be organized enough
to ever dig up thistime capsule.

I'm also basically uncomfortabIe at
the thought of strangers reading this.

But I wish l weren't so fat.

I'd like a love letter
with boxes for "yes, no, maybe".

It's silly, I know.

I want to become a teacher.
It's the onlyjob

where you get kids withoutgetting fat.

And I'd like a smart and honest
boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B.

Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a.

Why didn't I everwin
atrophy Iike that?

Do you have to win
the math Olympics first?

Or afucking
badminton tournament?

Forthe firsttime, I felt like
the streets robbed me of my childhood.

The streets.

And homeroom teacher,
Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt.

Everybody knows
you stole the class money!

You'll never amountto anything!

That was surely
not the last fosterfamily

that wants to get rid of you,
Zeki MiIler!

School over already?

'Scuse me, 'scuse me.

Are you out ofyour mind?
- Why?

SLUT

Hey, did they pierce my ears?

Could you please tell me
how that happened?

Where you sleeping in class?

How about peeing lNTO the urinal.

Yeah, yeah.

Checkyour butt.

ASSHOLE

How drunkwere you not to notice?

One, two beers?

Yeah.
- Fuck.

Let's not use that word in class.

Are you alright?

Man, just piss off, OK?

You'rejust worried l'll be busted
and you get the shitty 10b back.

Don't pretend you care.
- You're nuts.

Are you really accusing me
of not caring about you?

I'm really sorry
you're depressed ...

I am not a teacher at all.

Don't start doubting everything.

Hello ...

Yourclass isn't easy, but I mean,
you chose thejob,

so nowjust staythe course.

Now, go home.
You look like ajunkie.

And think about how
to turn your profession into a vocation.

You do have the potential.

You are close to your students.

Including in consuming intoxicants.

Your eyeliner,

it's really perfect.
Gotta give Chantal credit.

So.

Yeah.

I don't know, Laura. Razor blades.
I saw something on TV about it.

It makes a huge mess
in the bathroom.

All that blood.

Right, then we'll try
the plastic bags. Press down hard.

This method definitely sucks.

I'd take pills.
Somebody's here!

Why do you have a bag
overyour head?

New profile pictures for Facebook.

Fuck, bro, are you shitting me?
And you too?

Were you trying to kill yourselves?
- Please don't tell my parents.

Mr. Miller, pIease.
- We just wanted to try.

Because ifwe do do it,
it'll be together.

I didn't want to. You roped me in.

You said yourselfyou feel ugly.

But you started with the suicide.
Because you're in love with Daniel.

Man, Maike, you're so bitchy.

So nobody wants to fuck you.
No reason to kill yourself.

I would've written afarewell note.

And then Daniel
wouId've come to my funeral

and said
he always had feelings for me

and that he was
too blind to realize it.

So stop walking around like
a trannie waiting forthe operation.

You're notthat ugly.

Yes l am.

NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING.
HE'S STEALING GAS.

Hey, girls.
- Hi, Zeki.

Charlie, can you do
something with her?

We don't do surgery here.

No sense of humor, eh?

Runs in the family.

She needs a big push.

Sheila, bring my make-up bag!

She's a whore, she knows style.

Do you want a drink, or a line?
- No thanks.

No, no. The big one. The big one.

Sweet. Still so young

and fresh.
- Yeah, yeah.

I don't look awful?

Danger!

She looks great. Today.

Hey, what?
- Danger, Chantal,

come here! - What does he want?
- Take this. - Go on.

Little bitch.

What's up, Mr. Miller?

I still owe you something.

What?

Some make-up.
- Man, Mr. Miller.

Danger. - Really!
- Yes?

You know yourdad said I could
slap you around?

But you're not reallygoing to,
right?

Ifyou make sure
she's home on time, then no.

What is this!?

Can she smoke something?
Oh, you motherfucker!

Honestly, you're borderlining,
you brainsicker.

Shut it.

On time tomorrow
or expecttrouble, people. - Fuck.

Yes.

Danger, you spaz,
why are you brown-nosing him?

Did he call myfatheroryours?
- Who gives afuck.

Look at you, embarrassing.
- Shut up.

What is this anyway?
Not his shit, I hope.

Punctuallytomorrow, people?

This plant drives me crazy.

Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on.

The learning assessment
for class 10b is in.

The results were as expected.

The class is an intellectual vacuum.

Don't be gentle in breaking itto them.

This is their last chance
to get it together.

God, is she dumb.

Ms. Gerster?
- Yes?

Where are the forms for studytrips?
- What?

AfieId outing?
- What? - A study outing?

Afield trip?

Where are we going?
- Disneyland?

Not a concentration camp again.
- Shut up.

Chantal, you write the report.
- Nooo.

Todaywe took afield trip.

First we visited an acquaintance
of Mr. Miller's

who is going cold turkey.

Heyyou, long time no see.

So, people, some ofyou said
you wanted to become drug bosses.

So this is what drug dependence
looks like. This is a heroin addict.

How long were you a drug addict?

He can't answer;
shooting up fried his brain.

He puked the whole time
and Zeynep almost puked too.

Who wanted to be a drug dealer?
- Not anymore, right?

Then we went to the parents
of afriend of Mr. Miller's,

so Daniel could see
a life on welfare.

Who's there?

The friend is awhore.

Hey, Zeki, you back?

Could we come in?
These jokers have a few questions.

Udo, get dressed!
There are children here. Chico!

Chantal, is thatyour mother?
- Are you retarded!

Udo, how's it hanging?

Yeah. You?

OK.
- He sleeps a lot.

You cuties ...
- It stinks here.

... do something with your life.
My daughter is a prostitute

and we're dependent on her.

It's not nice.

The dog's shitting - Udo!

Who cares.

The prostitute has a brother.
His name is Ronny.

Ronny was sleeping

because he drinks a Iot
and he's a Nazi.

They are up all night, so nobody
wanted Mr. MiIlerto wake him.

Don't wake him up, please.

Burakwants to avoid
first contact with a Nazi.

Then you need
tojoin the theater group.

Bro, sayyes.
- Yeah, OK, man.

Leave his damn nipple alone.

It was very interesting.
Mr. Miller has weird friends.

Afterwards, we all got kebabs.

It was betterthan a museum
with Mr. Gundlach.

That wasjust
a bunch of stuffed animals.

It's red.

They haven't learned
the colors yet. - Asshole.

Asshole.

So think about
whatyou wantto become.

Come up with yourown homework.

Give me one.

Oh come on, Mr. Miller.

Smoking sucks.
- Nuts.

About the test you took recently.

You were the best.

You might even skip a grade.

But I got aterrible grade,
Mr. Miller.

Because you're under-chaIlenged.
Talented people often are.

As of now, you'll be challenged.
Could be you even graduate at 17.

Oh, my god.

But don't let yourself
be dragged down by others

and apply yourself.

Does he mean me?
- No.

Mr. Miller, really? You're notjoking?
Look, I'm trembling.

I'm excited myself.

You only see
somebody like you every 10 years.

My god.
I don't have to be a check-out girl.

Who are they? - The vocationaIs
are ripping offthe disabled kids.

They don't look more disabled than you.

Whatever. Nerds, science fairtypes.

Go help them.
- Why?

Because you'll be a nerd soon.

Because they're the only men
who'll like you,

a chem student in a lab coat
with liverwurst stains and greasy hair.

I swear, Mr. Miller,
you're killing me.

OK, let's kick ass.

Chantal,
not in the mood for afight ...

Leave them alone.

You thinkyou're betterthan us? - They
go to my school. Leave them alone ...

Let go!

She's got a knife! - Scared?

Let go, you!
- Piss off, man!

Touch them again and I'll cut off
your extensions, you cunt.

No! Theywere expensive.
- Then piss off.

You too, outta here!

Not bad.

Check!

Hey nerds.
Saythankyou.

The federation guarantees
eternaI gratitude.

Yeah, no prob. I'm smarttoo, I get it.

You're in science club, right?

Positive.

So maybe I could come see sometime?

Because in class I'm .. could be
that l'm not challenged enough.

What're theytalking about?
- Howwould I know.

I don'twant to be that ugly.

OK. Butyou have to wear
anti-static cIothing.

OK.

What's that? What does he mean?

This isn't the test l gave you.

I added a question.

In the first person, tell us
how a dinosaurfeeIs when he sees

the electric fence is off.

There were only goats today again.
I don't even like goats.

I wonderwhat's
outside the fence. I hear it's freedom,

but to get it, you have to die.

I decided to try
and touched the fence carefully.

Itwas weird.

It didn't hurt. For the first time,
I had something like hope.

That was beautiful.
What did you do with them?

Justtalked.

Friday is environment & nature day.

You could take the class
to an organic farm.

I've always wanted to go there.

I could come along.

Romeo, doffthy name,

And forthat name which is
no part of thee take all myself.

Why is Daniel trying outfor Romeo?

The other parts are shit. Go on.
- But I ... - Yeah, yeah. Enough.

I take thee at thy word. Call me
but love, and I'll be new baptized;

Henceforth I neverwill be Romeo.
- Why is he yelling like that?

He's a little aggressive.
- ... So stumblest on my counsel?

By a name I know not
howto tell thee who I am:

My name, dearsaint,
is hateful to myself,

Because it is an enemyto thee;

Had I it written,
I would tearthe word.

My ears have not yet ...
- That's it, I can'ttake it.

The balcony scene's next.
- So what? The stage is total shit.

It looks like thatTV channel
you only land on by mistake.

The one where they speak French.
- Do you mean PBS?

Yeah, exactly.
Nobody understands it.

What's the deal
with the stilted language?

My god, it's Shakespeare.

Who's been dead for,
like, 4000 years.

Why isn't ittranslated
into normal German.

If I were you,
I'd be embarrassed.

I already want my money back.

Gundlach is clueless. You'll neverwin
the teenie Oscars with that.

I won't listen to this.
I've done this for 24 years,

since the fall of communism,
and it was always welI received.

In a rest home, maybe.

Listen here. You do it then.

Please, you take over directing.

Arrivederci, Verona!

My colleague ...
- No, I'm going.

Can I go too?
- No!

So who's taking overdrama club?

What's it about?
I only saw the porn version.

Do they get each other?
- Theydie.

At leastthat.

Who are you playing?

The nurse.

What's that, an animal?
- It's a great role.

Daniel, saythat the way
you'd say it.

Julia, you cunt, let's fuck.

Show me yourtits, pronto.
- We'll re-write it. It'll be cool.

Close.

Sarafina, be careful.
You'lI fall again.

The teacher ratings are online.

And we are VERY interested in that.

Mydears, the teacher ratings
have been posted. Online!

Breathe deep.

Hottest teacher-

me.

Yes. Ms. Gerster.
- Yes?

You are the biggest nightmare.

I said I'd getthe title back-
Alrun.

Who's coolest teacher?

Mr. Miller.

And, who's the sweetestteacher?

Mr. Miller ...

and among the women.

Oh, Me. Heythere, surprise!

Congratulations.
- We'll drinkto that, eh?

No, I need to go get
the overhead projector.

Go ahead.

So, I said ...

You're not seriously crying
over no student ranking?

A student RATING.

I'll never be voted most anything.
l've never been anything,

most beloved teacher, prettiestteacher,
teacherwith the nicest smile, nothing.

I've never even been
strictestteacher or meanestteacher.

I'm just air.

Who gives a shit if they like you.
- It matters.

It's a compliment, the only review
of us. The only one that counts.

Whatthe students thinkcounts.

They thinkyou're funny, that's why.
- You mean witty?

There's no category forthat.

Couldn'tyou talk to them?

Gerster is making me
testthe b class,

because so many of mine have mumps.

They're going to ...

... to whack me.

It'll all be deducted from
myfinal grade, if l mess it up.

I could blackmail them.

No! I want them to respect me.
By choice.

Nobody says whack.

But YOLO is OK, right?

Ms. Schnabelstedtwants to
do awholetrain with you.

What does wholetrain mean?

We spray the entire train.

The entire train? What about the law?

That's exactlywhy it's cool.

The beautiful train, it's brand new.

Excuse me, we have class here now.

This is ourtrain.
We could call the police,

oryou could just move over one track.

I need to finish here on time.
I'm not here forfun.

See.

Danger, come here. Not bad.

Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
Totally Instagram.

Thanks.

So, shall we look at yourwork
and critique ittogether?

Swag, eh?

Swag-etti yolognese, Burak.

Good thing
you're not in my English class.

How would you grade it, Burak?

Hey, an A, of course.
- Dunno about that.

Shit. Cops. Scramble.
- Police! Halt!

Come on.

OK.

That's not the first time
you've run from the police, is it?

I stole a CD once.

That's special waste.
For a recycling station.

What about some thanks
for polishing your image?

I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller.

I almost sawteacher sex.

Heythere.

Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
teachers' testtoday, eh?

Yeah, exactly, Burak.

Cool.

Good morning.

I brought 2 pictures and I'd like
to discuss them in the context

of Schiller's "The Robbers".

Can I turn on the projectorfirst?

Thankyou, class.

Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad.

It seems you do have some ability
to assertyourself.

I'm glad. Good.

Thankyou.

And whywere you so nice?

Because you and Mr. Miller
are so sweet together.

Ifyou hooked up it would be so hot.
- Not everything is hot.

You're so much prettier lately.

You wear your hair loose and ...
yeah, beautiful.

Thank god private life and civility
aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise.

Chantal, don't light up inside.
- Yeah, OK.

Ms. Schnabelstedt.
He's shooting the animals.

No, they're sex hormones. It's always
hard to get llamas in mating mood.

It's too cold forthem here.

I thoughtthis was an organicfarm.
I don't quite get the organic aspect.

OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits
so you can sketch them.

This is disgusting. - Let's zap
Chantal with it. - Cool.

Hey, Chantal.

No, stop, you spaz! No!

Was that in your ass? - I was trying
to hit Chantal, I swear.

Zeki, where are you?

First, it's outrageous
that you Ieft me alone with yourclass.

And second, I've been shot with ...

... ungulate.
- ... ungulate sex hormones

and I would like to see a doctor.

I don'tthink much will happen.
In Asia it's a recreational stimulant.

In Pandora, eh?
- Oh, god.

Pandora? What are you talking about?

Pandora is in Asia.

Pandora doesn't exist in real life.

So why was it in 3D?

I'm so hot. I'm so hot.

I'm so thirsty.

What's happening to her? - I'm
the hottest teacher in the worId.

I hope I don't growfur.

I couldn't stand having to shave
every day, everywhere.

My back ...

and my bottom ...

Chill out, bro.

Sleep, sleep, sleep ...

Lisi, the dog wasjust playing
in a shit pile.

What are you doing?!

Sweetie, let me sleep a little.

Zeki will playwith you.

Child services is coming today,
about my guardianship.

Doesn't matter.

Dostoyevsky, let me in there.

They're already on alert,

because she was treated
for depression as a teenager.

Oh, yeah, I wasvery sad.

Teenagers are always sad,

because nobody likes them.

Have you lost your marbles?

Thirsty.
- Hey!

Thanks a lot.
Now I'm going to end up in a home.

Good night!

Mr. Miller, my dear god!

One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki.

I'm Isolde.

What a lovely name - l mean yours.

Are you from the Mideast?

Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot.

Hello.
- Ms. Schnabelstedt!

Your boyfriend just told me
you were hit by a car. Now sit down.

Are you feeling better?

Yes, I reallywanted to ...

So, who'd like a piece of cake?

Now, you are ...
You didn't mention

you were in a relationship.

I was doubtful,

you as sole guardian
for such a young child.

And you so young yourself.
But your parents would be very proud

ifthey could see what awonderful
environment you've created here.

Yes, we get along so well.

Mr. Miller, no more cream.
Oh, my god.

Myfigure!

If anyone can handle it,
you can Ms. Sieberts.

Butwe were
on a first name basis, Zeki.

Of course.

Now you two lovebirds musttell me
how long you've been together.

Well ...

Almost a year.

We met online.

Then I quickIy
applied at her school,

so we could spend
more time together.

I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt,

I am totally charmed
byyour partner.

Plus, he's an educator.

I really can't complain.

Jackpot!

You could even adopt afew more kids!

Bye-bye, Isolde!
- Bye-bye!

I assume you want something?

Forget it.

So why did you do it?

Because I know how it feels
to be alone.

Thankyou.

Still high on llama?

No, on substitute teacher.

Man, you know l'm leaving soon!

You have reached your destination.

Yeah, where, you bitch?

1800, 9900, 2000.

And 50 forthe glass table.

Here. Your newtits.

Really? Seet!

I'll miss you.
- No South America. I can't leave.

But not on my account?

We've been friends too long.
It'd neverwork.

Because ofthe ... the kids, man.

I'm all they've got.

I didn't knowtheywere all orphans.

Seriously.
They're completelyfixated on me.

Like little chicks that can only see
their mother's ass

and follow it everywhere.

And you're that ass.

Yeah, exactly.
- An ass with a heart ...

Shut it and give me a beer.

I have to finish "Robbers."
I need to look everyword up.

Is it in English?

No, German.

Don't know it, eh?

So Moor or Spiegelberg?

Who has a betterchance
at middle-class life?

KarI.
Spiegelberg is completely evil.

He's alreadydone
too many bad things.

Karl doesn't wantto be evil.

My god, was that right, Mr. Miller?

Where is my push-up bra?

Whatfor? You'll look Iike awhore
if you squish up your mini-boobs.

I want my push-up bra!

Maike!

The nurse is such a great part.
And so complex.

Mr. Miller!

Are you going to grease me up?
- Are you nuts?

There, ask ... Laura.

Greta?
- What?

Thatwas fast. - Listen, l did Romeo
and Juliet once too-the friar.

Itwas a little strange atfirst,
since it was a male role,

but at some point it's really ...

Mr. Miller said
you should put my cream on.

OK.

I'll just go take my seat.

You can use more.

Yeah, you need a lot.

Yeah, I tried
a new anabolic steroid.

That's totally unhealthy, you know?

Really? I've always done it.
Since I was 11.

Laura, come here please. Now.

Listen, Schnabelstedt.
Danger is mine.

He's Romeo and l'm Juliet.

So stay in the background
or I'll do you in.

Daniel? could we warm up?

Go get my energy drink.

No, Romeo, I told you.

I'm not a one night stand slut.
- Let me do it.

Here's your drink.

Attention, next up are the Leibnitz
SchooI and the Goethe School.

Children, please get ready.

I'm nauseous.
- You know Greta's part, right?

I think so, but ...
- But I'm ...

JuIia. - You'll puke up the whole stage.
l wantto win. You go change.

Shit group.

But no tongue kissing, right?

Use yourtongue.

Julia?

Yeah, what is it?

Come down, let's chill.

I can't. I'm grounded.

That blows.

She's playing Juliet.
A Schnabelstedt has never done that.

Whoa, is she dead?

Why did you overdose?

Letthere be coke left on your lips!

Don't laugh.

Then I want to die too!

Romeo!

Frigging junkie.

Fuck, I thought you were dead.

Didn't you get mytext message?
- No, man.

Then I ran outofcredit.
- Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked.

If only I'd listened to you.
- Yeah, you should have.

I neverthought you'd do it so well.

It's almost a little subversive.

And second prize goes to
the drama club ofthe Goethe School.

Congratulations.

Good morning, Ms. Gerster.
- Good mor ... thanks, that's fine.

Ourfirst science fair
showcase in 4 years.

Since the dog-shitvolcano.

What else are they submitting?

The robot.

The teacher can communicate
with the whole class with the camera.

You shitheads need to start
doing your homework.

I used Mr. Miller
forthe sample sentences.

Ms. Gerster, now you have to try
the mascara gun.

Is that OK?

I made it all by myself.

Good, great.
Thanks Chantal. That's enough.

Yes?
- Thanks, yes! Great!

Sweet, Ms. Gerster.
TotaI smoky eyes.

Mr. Miller, we need to talk.

You're contract's up, you know that?

Yes, I know.

Good. I suspect
you're not a bad thing forthis school.

Think about it.

I could get rid of
Ms. Schnabelstedt instead.

Don'tworry.
Always need a few eager beavers.

Take this off, please, Chantal.

I don't know. It was only meant
to be temporary. - Good.

Your choice.

Thankyou, children. You did well.

OK, inventions in the car.
We'll head to the fair after school.

Bye, Mr. Miller.

Very nice.

Ms. Schnabelstedt.

Damn it, help me.

Go change please.

Did you hurt yourself? - No.

OK. You go change too.

Hello?

Where are you?
I said be here at midnight.

Sorry, l overslept.
- Man, buy an alarm clock.

I need to fill the hole
bythe end ofthe week.

Shit. I've got class in a minute.

I have class.

Yourcamouflage is getting
slightly schizo.

I might have ajob here.

Zeki, come on. Forget it.

Let's take your money and go away,
do some coke and party.

That's not me anymore.
And I don'twantto be that.

Come help me tonight.
- What do I wear in a boiler room?

Ifthe bookworm finds out
I'm a bank robber,

I'm screwed.

I don't even own flats.

What are you doing here?

Zeki?
- Wait a sec. Listen to me.

Unbelievable. Did you dig this?

Don't get hysterical.
- Why did you dig atunnel?

I was looking for my cash,
buried underthe gym.

You're a criminal.

Were you in prison? Did you escape?

I did my 13 months. I don't even want
the money anymo ... - 13 months!?

Justwait please.

Bro, she's fast.

I like teaching.
- You're insane.

Why? Our play almost won,
and we might win the science fair.

Don't touch me.

Is thatwhyyou pretended
to like me?

Was I a good cover?

Only atthe beginning.
I wanted totell you.

But I was afrai ...

Nowfuckoff.
Or I swear I'll call the poIice.

Your parents will pay forever.

Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment?

About the gym, I'm assuming.
- No, we've cleared that up.

We dug atunnel
to lookfor Nazi treasure.

Excuse me?

We're really sorry.

Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call
our parents. - Expensive!

When is Mr. Millercoming back?
- He's not coming back.

So the test is off?
- No, of course it's not.

Hop hop, to class.
Chantal, Daniel, go!

You take it.

Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt,
tell him to come back.

No. He lied. He used me.
And he put yourfuture at risk.

You'll all fail because of him.
What makes him so great?

He understood us.

Plus he is totally sweet.

Chantal, really.

This test is your last chance.

OK, man. Don't get worked up.

What are you doing?
- Our motivation pictures, man.

What's it supposed to be.

Yeah, the reason we want to improve.
Or people we want to make proud.

Mr. Millertaught us to do it.
He has one too.

A picture of a beercan?

Upper right drawer.

WHY?

FOR

Hello.

This is foryou.
It was in my locker.

Please leave my classroom.

I've known him for 15 years.
He's good stuff.

Or he'd have hooked up with me.

Don't you have class?

Yes.

Hi there.
- Hello.

I've had the moneyfor ages,
but I stayed,

because ofthe littlejerks
and because ofyou.

I wanted to start over.
Newjob.

The money is proof. Payforthe gym,
so the schooI doesn't go broke.

Keep the restfor Laura.

Someday she'll want to go abroad
or get new tits.

There's no blood on the money.
So don't flip out. l'll manage.

I'm not good enough foryou anyway.
Don't let them fuckwith you. Your Zeki.

He'lI do a break-in
ifyou desert him now.

You made him wantto change.

Fuck.

You said fuck. You have to put
1 euro in the fuckfrog.

I'd like to cheat now.

No, we're not allowed.
- OK, OK. What's up with you guys?

FuckyourseIf, l'm not here.
- Shit, his mobile's off.

I hope he's not screwing up.

What is that? - I made it foryou
in the burnout clinic.

Is it dishwasher safe?

You think it's shit?
- No, it's sweet. Great.

When can you work again?

Forget it. I'm retiring.

I have certification
for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy.

Ingrid, who will take your place?

You've gone mad.

Find another chump.

And let's dispense
with a good-bye kiss.

I loaded all the pornos
onto the FTP server.

Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal.
- Jerome!

Can you track Mr. Miller's cell?

Negative. Butthe robot's
stiIl in his car. It has a SIM card.

Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall
you were administering atest.

It's an emergency.
You have to take over.

And I can't discuss it right now.
Jerome!

Class! - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

Sile...

Bro.

Time for awithdrawal.

Your piece.

Will it work, Jerome?

Zeki!

Excuse me!
Hush Puppies. 2 minutes.

OK, you had the money.
And you proved you're more than afelon.

Whatthe fuck is this?

The gym is fucked up.
I can't come back anyway.

The students covered.
They love you.

And ...

so do ...

Zeki?

Do something Jerome.

I can try a satellite.

But ittakes 2 days.
And I'll have the ClA on mytail.

HERO SECURITY
CASH TRANSPORT

Putthe maskon.

Hello, Mr. Miller!

Who's the little motherfucker?
- Shut up. Let me handle it.

What're you doing here?
- We're shopping fortonight's punch.

Can you buy us schnapps?
- You put alcohol in it?

We wantto get Ms. Gerster drunk
so she'll sing karaoke again.

I can't buy alcohol foryou.
Ms. Schnabelstedtwould freak out.

But it's the prom. Please, Mr. MiIler
Just once.

Do something forbidden justthis once.

Bro, what about money?

What about THE money?
Studythe articles, you fuckwit.

Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year.
Since you always getthe losers.

We'll see.
- Will you shoot us with paintbalIs too?

Maybe, ifyou're bad.
- Great. Definitely!

Hey! It's red.

Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great
with the kids. You really helped them.

I gotyour message too late,
we'd started. I'm on the run.

Oh god. It's all myfault.

I have to go. Hide this.
Don't Iook inside.

It's better you don't know.

Zeki, don't leave.

I like you so much.
- Me too.

Promise you'll waitfor me?

How long do you have
to go underground?

Fourorfive years.

OK.

DO YOU WANTTO GO OUT?
YES, NO, MAYBE.

I knewyou'd look.

Motherfucker!

But we don't saythat in class, eh?

Go get changed.

Give me 5 minutes.

Don't you think I'll ...

... kiss you.

I don't wantto be
a criminal anymore.

Because of you.
-l'm not going to discuss it.

You can'tteach anymore.

You square.

Why square? Why am l always the ...

Mr. Miller. Upstairs.

Fuck.

You think she knows something?

Please expIain
whatyou did to that class?

It's alI myfault ...
I didn't stickto the syllabus.

Fuckthe sylIabus.
I didn't saythat officially.

I've done thisjob for 25 years

and I have nevercried
correcting a German test.

Now, Iook.
Nobody got less than 'satisfactory.'

Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b
moves to upper schooI,

we'll make top 10 in city rankings.

I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox,

and I want smartboards.

No more chalk fingers!

You'll finish out the school year.

But I'm not actually a teacher.
I didn't go to colIege,

and I didn't finish high school.

Maybe you could go to night school.
- Precisely.

Then we wait 5 years
until he's done,

until some enviro-idiottakes away
my principal job

and makes this a comprehensive
junior high. No, absolutely not.

Meaning?

Ms. Schnabelstedt,
you're a smarty-pants.

What's his GPA?

Uh, a 9.0?

Look here, it came out 2.9.

Congratulations
on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller.

Advanced placement art and sports.

Sounds realistic.
- Yes.

When the year's over, you'Il study.
Until then, you're ateacher.

You get 2000 a month.
Lying to me cost you 200.

Isn't this illegal?

Right.

Know what else is illegal?

Tonight is prom

and I'm still not drunk enough

to pick up a certain single father.

But Ms. Gerster ...
- Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up.

They make fools
of teachers everyday.

From time to time,
we need to strike back.

See you. Assapissimo. Drunk.

At the bar.

It's notfunny.
Other people go to college forthat.

I have a natural talent.

Tomorrowthe syllabus.
Before you do anything in class.

Hey, Schnabelstedt.

Think about it. Starting now, you can
torture me, make me read books

and fuck me in free periods.
until civil service status do us part.

OK.

Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt.

Is there alcohol in the punch?

Elisabeth!

Just relaxfor once!

Don't I get a kiss ...

Welcome to our new ...

firefighter,

Mr. Miller ... sorry.

Peter Parker, go get aTV.

... there's a DVD ready ...

sorry.

And no children's films.

So who wants to be a drug dealer?

Forgotten.

Excuse me.

Who laughed?

Chantal Ackerman?
- Here!

School inspectors could show up
at any time and give out demerits.

You may go undress.

Wait, wait.

Not yet. Not yet. Go back.
- Still rolling.

Chantal? Cry quietly.

They were making name tags
and smeared.

Thatwas you.
- No. No.

I didn't show it.
- Ask me again?

What's the question?

Hello.

Laura, do you have to wear
dad's old shirts?

Who's dad, man?

I feel like a technical ...

Don't be so funny. - The things
you find funny are weird.

Reading forthe ...
shooting schedule.

Don'tjump from the pool ...
from the edge ...

Unconventional ...

I'm really worried ...

What?

Keep going.

Now put the dick in your mouth.

Can't believe l saythat.
- He's breaking up. - Sorry.

Really.

Caro doesn'tthink it's funny.
- 15, the best age.

It's a penis.

You'll never ...

Putthe dick in your mouth.

Could we blow it again?

As if!
- The guy's a killer.

Elyas ...

Underwear?
- Checkyourself.

Tightywhities?

He stinks.

Ugh. What now?

I say. come down, let's chill it.

Chill IT?
- Yeah, CHILL it.

Romeo, you frigging junkie.
- Sorry.

Cut, thank you.

Who's that?

Sorry.

Is Ronny here? He's asleep.

He's STILL drunk.

Say, he's still DRUNK.

He's STILL drunk.

Say he's still DRUNK, not STlLL drunk.

Is Ronny ...

Is Ronny here?
- He's asIeep. He's STILL DRUNK.

Is Ronny here?

He's asleep. He's STILL drunk.

New script page.

Do you need the question.

No, I don't need it.
He's sleeping. He's still drunk.

Good. OK.

Had I it written ...

Had I it written, I would tear ...

A little complicated. Again?

Ingrid ...

Fuck me.

I can hearyou.

Ingrid, l'm ...

Here, your piece.
- You forgotto spritz.

From the top.

I forgotto spritz.

Mr. Miller. if ...

... if even 10 ...

if even ... how many?

More, more.

That's all. Take a sip.

OK, now.

More, more.

Sorry.
- Let's do it.

More, more.

Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not ...

Really.
- It's not funny.

Stop it. Don't look at me.

My sister and I are orphans.

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