Original subtitles

Congratulations to Mr. PopoIski and Mr. Ates,

for successfully completing junior high school.

Mr. Miller, your oral exam was, to put it mildly, afarce.

I heard you're being released this week?

Very good.

Although in my opinion,

your lack of general education represents a dangerto the public.

Just out ofcuriosity, why sign up forthe class at all?

Because this is the only place in prison

where there's free hot chocolate.

Thankyou.

See you in 2 weeks, bro. - Awesome! Don't drop the soap!

Shut up. Fuck awhore for me. And you, keep your nose clean.

Heeeyaa, Baby!

Freeedom!

What did you do to my car?

Sweet, isn't it?

No welcome kiss? - Dunno. What's it going to cost me?

Hey! Save the sucking foryour customers.

Where's the money?

I buried it.

Where?

OK. These are the coordinates. I pinned itforyou.

I figured a schoolyard, nobody'd Iook, y'know?

What? - I don't have great memories of my school days.

You? Wentto school?

For how long?

Eighth or ninth grade, not sure. I was in my crack phase.

Hey, Zeki. When you getthe money, can l get new boobs?

Shut up and honk if somebodycomes.

How about one? The left one?

It's smaller somehow. Seriously.

Can I turn on the radio? - No.

Ooooh, shoe clips.

Mandy, it's not my phone, gotta be quick.

Listen, can you do my 54 dance today?

Fuck.

3 METERS TO DESTINATION.

Whatthe... ?

I'm not into it anyway.

Glitter up the butt crackfor days.

Stop honking, dingbat, it's ME.

Itwasn't there before.

There was a construction site here. - Oh, really!?

Why'd you bury myfucking money under a site?

I figured they were laying pipe.

Are you mad at me?

No! Why would I be?

I onIywaited 13 months forthis fucking moment!!

Maybe it could be raised up with a ...

... a crane?

You owe me 2,000 euros. And 50 forthe glass table.

Gimme a break, Attila.

In aweek ortwo I'll have the moneyfrom myjob.

Just ataste, if ittakes longer.

Right. Understood.

Can I crash here? - 'Til Gina's backfrom the fatfarm.

Then I need the displaywindow back.

Everything OK? - Why aren't you dressed yet?

The sexy teacher's next!

Get going and don'tforget the glasses.

Hi there. Does somebody here need tutoring?

I'll find a cellar and dig my wayto the money.

Is it possible that's a shit plan?

It's been awhile,

but I remember schools are picky about letting thugs dig tunnels in the celIar.

I'm applying forjanitor.

Do you know how to do repairs and fix soda machines ?

You're the dumbestteacher ever!

But also the hottest.

Burak, bro, sup? - You?

Man. Danger!

Hey, you can't run down the bikes.

Shut up and pop a few of your moon craters.

Hello. Excuse me, can l help you?

The principal's office? - Aboutthejob?

Exactly. - To the right here, then straight.

'Scuse me, could you help with my glasses ...?

Ouch. 'Scuse me, I'm fine. 'Kay, have to go.

Bye. Good luck.

KICK ME.

One moment, Ms. Gerster, about 10b ...

Not now, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, not now.

The little bastards ... - Ingrid, please! I havejob interviews.

I'm fed up, my dear Gudrun.

Nothing l can do about it.

You look like you couldn't change a light bulb. Done thisjob before?

What are you, an elitejanitor, who doesn'ttalkto mortals?

Hey! - What? - Give me back my 2 euros. I need to top up.

Fuck off, girl.

Fuckyour mother. - You retarded? Fuck yourown mother! - How?

AMOKALARM. Please find a room and Iockyourself in.

Wild. A constant amokalarm.

I swear I heard a shot. Go, go, go, hurry up.

This is the amok alarm.

Please find a room and lockyourself in.

Caro, are you locking it from the inside?

What's going on now? - The little nutcase set offthe alarm.

I swear it was him. - That's a reprimand.

I'm calling your parents.

Oh, Ms. Gerster. - Oh, Ms. Gerster.

Oh, god no. We've made a great impression, eh?

They'rejust children.

Good, then ... you're next and...

... the only one. Come in, then. - Asshole.

Ifyou fuck me up again, l'll ram yourfist so far up your ass

that you can scratch yourthroat from inside, fucking snitch.

Close the door. - Bro!

Your high school subjects?

What subjects? Myfavorites?

I assume.

Sports ... - German?

Yeah, that too. - Good.

Finally somebodywithout math.

Does everybody have to teach? Not enough teachers?

Otherwise I wouldn't advertise for a substitute teacher.

Substitute teacher? I'm ...

Right. Tempjobs, neverthe best.

I can't promise morethan 2 months, until the end ofthe year, Mr. ...

Miller. Zeki Miller.

Janitor had a heart attack raking leaves. We don't have a go yet ...

for a new one. Mywhole budget goes on police complaints and removing graffiti.

Then there's the "cable fire" in the old gym.

Insurance nightmare. Civil servant hell.

So until then, we have to ... pitch in ourselves.

Do you like the new gym?

I did the sketches. The architect was atotal waste.

As ateacher, I get a skeleton key, right?

You ask odd questions, Mr. ...

Salary?

A salary is good. - You're not a civil servant, I assume?

No, not really.

I can offer you 2,000 euros gross.

OK, then, 2200. But I can't go any higher.

We're not Milton Academy here.

Deal. - Bring your paperwork in later

and we'll see you assapissimo in the teacher's Iounge.

Why didn'tyou call? - We were too drunk.

Slut. - Really. Did you know she wears a push-up bra?

I'm off.

Danger, give me the lighter. - Be polite, toejam.

Give it to me.

There's your sister. - Stop or she'll come over. Shit.

Laura, please wear ajacket when you sit outside.

Laura, I'm talking to you. - Laura, she's talking to you!

Let it go.

Could you please put out yourcigarettes?

You with the blue cap. I'm talking to you. - Elisabeth?

Let it go.

It takes them a bit to learn respect for newteachers.

They're not putting them. - Nothing you can do.

They learn it at home.

l don't think that's a good attitude to have.

You there, who's your home room teacher?

I forget. - You deaf? She said put out your cigarette.

I don't have to listen to you.

Who are you exactly? - Miller. I start work here tomorrow.

Substitute teacher. - Oh.

We work here, too. - My condolences.

About the syllables ... could we meet up, exchange ideas?

Excuse me? About what? - About the syllables. - The syIlabus?

That's what I said.

Right. Yeah, sure.

Don't push, pIease! - Today?

Parent conference today!

- But maybe tomorrow ... Today's greatfor me.

Cool.

WouId you Iike sugar? - Got a beer?

I'll look. I don't really drink beer, but ...

Something alcoholic would be great.

OK.

Bra.

All I have is prosecco. - That's fine. Come on.

Lisi has avisitor. Yay.

More, more.

Anyway,

I wanted a Catholic boarding school. Butthen my grandma died

and my sister and I are ... well, orphans.

Child services didn'twant Laura torn from afamiliarsetting.

So I thought I'd teach at my old school,

which has "slightly" changed.

Which college did you ...

Bro! Finally.

TEACHING CERTIFlCATE

PRINT FaIL

Shit, parents conferences are the worst.

I mean, they are all fucked-up asocials.

Are you there?

Man, oh man.

She picked up somebody.

I have to pee.

Right, but a learning disability doesn'tjust happen.

Is it possible you're an asocial bum who's shit at raising a child?

Man, I gain weight, but my boobs don't!

She drank a little.

Check in an hour if she's still breathing, OK?

Oh, my god.

Morning, Ms. Mayer. - Hi, Ms. Mayer. - Good morning. Don't yell, please!

At leastthey greet you.

Your one night stand.

Shit, I don't rememberanything.

Caro, how does my hair look? - As goofy as last night,

so what's your problem? - He was drunk.

Hey. - Hey.

Fuck.

Really hot night, huh?

Elisabeth.

Don't chase him like an underfucked old maid, please.

So. Play it cool, right?

Calm down. - I hate playing it cool. I want a steady boyfriend.

So tell him exactlythat. That'll work.

TEACHERS LOUNGE

Sci-five! - Sci-five!

What are you doing?

Stay back! Not one more step! You can't stop me!

People, consideryour environmental footprint on this earth.

You can'tjust drop stuff and wait

for some idiotto pick it up. - Oh, god.

Ms. Leimbach-Knorr?

Is she OK? - It's onlythe second floor.

Please, do it. Please. Do it.

We need an ambulance! - Quick!

Go to your classrooms, please!

Stop filming this with your mobiles.

Jeremie Pascal. Get back. Back.

Go to your classrooms.

Move the fuck back

or I'll kickyour hairless asses and knockyour metal teeth in.

He needs to piss off. - I hate that guy.

Am I dead? - No, no ...

Thank god. - Shit.

Lisi, get out while you still can.

Anybody who becomes a teacher these days must be nuts.

They're all monsters. All ofthem!

Oh, dear. Ms. Leimbach-Knorr. Not again.

I'll call you, OK, lngrid? - Yes.

Psychiatric clinic, I assume, right? - Yes.

Stay strong.

Welcome to our new firefighter, Mr. Miller.

Good morning.

So, not a great day for our school.

Will it set us back? No! Briefly:

our colIeague, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is doing poorly,

but her chances of recovery are good.

She won't be teaching forthe rest of the semester.

... if she everdid.

Our next goal is to compensate forthe loss of ourcolleague.

Who wants to take 10b?

Mr. Gundlach, how nice. - No, no.

I wanted to ask about the play. - Yes. No.

I can't. l substituted there once, and I simply can't.

I did 2 weeks too.

All I'll say is: second-degree burns.

There's nobody in 10b who hasn't repeated at least once.

Not one of them will graduate, they're impossible. - Excuse me,

the students need Iessons. I thinkthat's ...

Leimbach-Knorronly lasted 4 months.

And she's ex navy! - Ms. Schnabelstedt is right.

For a change.

It's shocking how little teaching spirit is in the air here.

Thankyou. - Welcome, the class is yours.

... er, what does that mean? - Lessons, Ms. Schnabelstedt.

This is principal Gerster.

Students, return to yourclass immediately. Lessons will resume!

Hello, Mr. Miller. Excuse me, do you have a minute?

What is it? - Chantal, your mother needs to pick up the knife.

Listen, aboutyesterday ...

I thought I had a cIass now. - Briefly.

I was totally drunk. In case you were thinking ...

I'm not into that. It doesn't mean anything to me, right?

What's that? - It'd be great if neither of us ...

misinterpreted it.

Gonna be hard, but l'll try. OK. Forgotten.

Really?

Yeah, great. Good. l mean ...

We're colleagues and we shouldn't ... jump the gun, mix up ...

Super. So ... let's go. Pretty chaotic school, eh?

Forgotten.

Oh, my god.

'Scuse me.

Good Morni .... - Yeah, yeah. Stop that shit.

Hey you, Peter Parker, go get a TV from the equipment room.

My name is Mr. Miller. Ifyou don't want trouble, keep yourtrap shut.

I'm only here temporarily.

You've all got an A. Bust my balls and I'll markyou down a grade.

Got it? - Yes.

Hey, fatso, you Iistening? Give me the notebook.

And don't eat so much unless you wantto die a virgin.

So.

Each ofyou writes down yourfavorite film

and then make sure there's a DVD readyfor each class.

Is vHS OK? - Ifthe film's not on DVD, it sucks.

I couldn't give a shit

about old B&Wfilms collected by your Nazi grandparents.

That one's cool.

Take a picture.

Good morning. I'm Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Ms. Schnabel-spaz.

What a dog!

Take your seats, please?

What she want now?

My dears, I know a lot has happened,

but perhaps you could ... - How old are you anyway?

12? - How do you feel about ...

using my proper name. Could you try?

How about you suck me off?

Some ofyou are surelywondering why Ms. Leimbach-Knorrdid it.

Nope. - So that's whatwe'll talk abouttoday.

I brought a Freudenberger essayto help.

Zeynep, give me my nail polish!

Stop yelling.- I didn't yell. Shut up and give it back.

Fuck you. Take it.

Unbelievably bad upbringing. - Yeah, you!

Each time you use the Fword, you'Il put a euro in the littIe frog.

She's annoying.

Pass the text around please and then we can talk about

what a burn-out really is.

What's your name again? Could you put it on the board?

OK, I get it. You're very creative.

Take cover.

What's up? - When do we eIect our cIass representative?

Who wants to be class representative?

I don'twant any nerds here, got it? I'm marking you all down a grade.

Now paint something until the TV gets here.

Can we brush? - You can pierce yourseIf ifyou want. I don't care.

And can we use opaque white?

We're not reaIly allowed to use opaque white. - Then DON'T!

Spastic.

Hey guys, it's notfunny anymore. It burns my eyes.

You were supposed to pass those out!

Close the damn window!

Goodbye!

WouId anybody like to share 10b homeroom duties?

Express yourself. I don't understand sniveling.

Well, just because they're ... they're a little ...

Already in overyour head?

Right, there's the door.

I don'twant staffjumping out the window because they realize

this profession is no petting zoo.

OK.

Hey, what happened?

Nothing ... theyjust ... made such a fool of me.

What?

WE NEED BRIGHT BULBS FOR OUR SCIENCE FAIR.

MAINTENANCE

Did you know thatthey call 10b the amok class?

Yeah. It's the shithead Daniel. He's got a screw loose.

Did you knowthey make bulIetproof vests forteachers now?

Thin ones, y'know? They don't show.

The printer's not working.

You have to unplug it and plug it back in.

You said you got an A- on the teacher's exam.

But you got an A.

That's perverse. You're a real geek.

Caro, why are you printing my exam results?

Monday. Millerwas here. - No way!

Pig!

Unfortunately, you chose avery slim tree to hide behind.

You stole my exam results!

Have you been sniffing white-out?

Printer cache!

I had problems at uni. I needed thejob. Calm down.

It's theft and fraud. And you exploited me sexually.

I put a few knockout drops in your bug tea.

I wouldn'ttouch you with 10-foot pole. So stop babbling. - Excuse me?!

You're such an ass. You're an ass and an imposter.

And that's a crime. I'm calling the police.

Lighterthan expected.

Let go of me. - Listen, munchkin,

I suggestyou cuddle with yourteddy bears overnight, and decide your price.

Don't suckwith me, Zeki Miller.

It's 'don'tfuckwith me', and I won't unless I'm brain dead.

What are you doing there?

None ofyourfucking business.

We'll see what Ms. Gerster says tomorrow.

You want money, Schnabelstedt?

I don't want anything, except my class back.

Swap? Why?

I have training in conflict resolution and a ....

... a night course in aggression. - Yeah, thattoo.

I've planned it all soweIl. I would hate to change it around.

I was angry at firstthat he wanted to rob me of such a great chalIenge,

butthen I realized it's best forthe children.

Fireman teachers are usually the tougher nuts, eh?

Good luck.

Bite me. They're fucking kids. They can kiss my ass.

I am substituting for Ms. Schnabelstedt.

My name is MilIer and I'm only a temp.

Why's your name Miller? You don't look like a Miller.

You're a brother! - Cutthe Turko shit. An F foryou.

Where's the class register? - In the cupboard.

Think I'm going to cry now? Fucking children.

Let's see who you motherfuckers are.

Chantal ackermann?

OK, I'm going for a smoke before I smash yourteeth in.

Motherfuckers!

Mr. Miller, class is in session. Where are you going?

Maybe to change my clothes?!

To the principal's office, please.

You didn't tell me theywere the asocials.

Excuse me?! What kind of term isthat?

You mean youth from the under-educated class.

Mr. Miller, I wantthose children brought undercontrol.

School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits.

You may go change, but this is an exception.

Thankyou!

Show off your ass.

That looks sexy.

Where are the others? - Downstairs, I think. - They're not in the mood.

Class has started! - What does he want?

ldiot! - OId fart. He should go home. - Pathetic.

OMG, you're bleeding.

This is a Forever 21, you retard! It's gonna stain.

I swear he's crazy. Let's go.

The classroom and make it quick!

Shit!

You forgotyour backpack.

Everybody up here, chop-chop!

Now we know who's in command here.

As of now, get your asses in here at the bell and no trouble.

Now what? We didn't do homework.

I don't give a shit. You sit here. The rest isn't my problem.

Here's the deal. You all fail in afew weeks, anyway. Until then, no trouble.

You're the loserclass.

The whole teacher's lounge slags you off.

I can do whatever I want here, nobody cares.

You're scum.

So shut your mouths and sit still until the bell.

Excuse me.

Do you have any chalk? - Lookyourself.

Your student is crying.

Chantal!

Yes? - Cry quietly.

Is it possible you don't care at alI?

About what?

About their respect.

Don't you have workto do, like potato prints?

This here has no educational value.

They looktraumatized. And what's that on theirfaces?

They were making name tags and smeared. Now act like a plane and take off.

I'm good at putting myself in teenage shoes.

How? By subtracting the pole up your ass and adding Facebook?

You! Laugh at yourown jokes.

You need therapy.

Sorry, that wasn't right of me.

ROCK DRILL

Yes?

I told you when the old lady got back,

I'd need the booth. - Where'm l gonna sleep?

It's only a matter oftime before the cops are back on your ass.

Keep me out of it. I run a cIean establishment.

You've got an LSD lab in the attic.

Exactly. I have to be twice as careful.

Motherfucker.

Shit.

YOU HAvE A FUTURE WE HAVE A PLAN

Man, Laura, do you have towear dad's old shirts?

What do you care?

There's such nice stuffto wear atyour age.

Caro, help me out. - Elisabeth,

I feel like a lesbian adoptive motherwhen you drag me into it.

I need to unwind. - Yes, I see. That's your second glass.

Yes! And we are not married.

There's somebody in the garden. - Get the pepper spray!

The pepperspray!

Laura, in your room, lockthe door. - Dostoyevsky!

That dog is useless!

Remember our self-defense classes. You hold it like this.

Hit him! We don't want it!

That sentence is pointless ifwe're not being raped.

Who the fuckwould rape you!

Zeki?

Were you going to sleep here?

No.

He's a giant asshole, Caro, I'm telling you.

I think he's nice. And he's hot.

Plus, I bet he can fix stuff. This fucking house is big enough.

This "fucking" house is good enough foryou at 50 euros a month!

Even better. So he pays 250.

You'll finally get contact lenses, Harry Potter.

Glasses look like shit, I've told you 1000 times.

Got a boyfriend?

Careful, you'll end up like your sister. - Watch it!

Laura, go upstairs.

One night. We don't have linens.

I'll just finish this.

At least 2 weeks, please. - Your car has no smog sticker.

I'll pay at month's end. I'll neverfind anywhere else.

I don't even know you. Maybe you'll hurt us.

Living with you for 2 weeks, I'm the victim here.

Hello, Ms. Schnabelstedt. - Hello.

Mr. Miller?

Not now. Piss off.

It's about German class.

I could onlyfind Jurassic Park 1 online,

but on list it says to bring 2. Is that a problem?

Chantal, on THE list. Articles aren't optional.

What are you on about? So, Mr. Miller?

We already watched Jurassic Park.

But so manywere in remedial class.

Whatever, just buzz off. You stink of CK One. - Smells nice, eh?

You can stayfor 2 weeks. - Really?

As long as you reallyteach 10b and make sure they improve.

How can I? - Do yourjob!

lt's up to you. Or I tell Ms. Gerster that class means movies and terror.

Whoa, Mr. Miller.

Hello.

Can you make change? - How?

Could you help me get out?

Could you stop please?

That hurts. - E20 is stuck.

More to the right.

Come on. - Yeah.

My pleasure.

Are you ateacher? - Yeah,

but I'm just a temp.

It's going to be anothershit day.

Any otherfurniture you need?

Sorry, not available.

Here. Reading material and syllabus.

How am I supposed to get mental defectives to read?

Know what?

You need to control Danger and Chantal.

Once you getthe leaders, the others follow.

Need anything else? - Caro! - What? - Could you come ...

What? - The shelves.

Yup.

SCHlLLER "THE ROBBERS"

God, the print's small.

Weapons, drugs, vandalism.

Leaders.

Little motherfuckers.

Did you know that bees make photosynthesis?

Boy, these students are really special needs.

Use a plate. - No, it's fine.

Have to go. Still working nights. - Where?

In a club.

With real dance music orthat eIectro-shit?

Right. So long as you get your lessons prepared.

Why do you always give him that sexed-up look?

Don't bejealous. He's too short for me anyway.

To blow him, I'd have to dig a pit first.

I don'twant anything from him!

Hey, once he's in, it doesn't hurt anymore.

And I guarantee he's a great lay.

By the way, I signed him up as an assistantforyour swim class.

Oh, Caro. - Hey!

I don'twant anything from him.

Daniel! Don'tjump from the edge.

But yes!

Veryfunny.

So, who forgot a suit or has a doctor's note?

Two laps warm-up, please.

So what do I do? - Uh, first put out your cigarette.

Then just make sure nobody dies.

Veryfunny. - Ms. Schnabelstedt,

such prettywet hair. Totally cute.

Mr. Miller. No.

You need to do sports. Go on. 10 laps before I let you out.

You can shove your fake doctor's note up your ass.

You too. Go change.

You're a fascister Mr. Miller. I hate you.

Mr. Miller!

I wanted to thankyou.

Thank me? Really? Here, in front of everybody?

Whatfor, anyway?

It's the firsttime so manytook part.

Take that back.

No worries. - Spaz!

No, you take it.

Calm down. - You a spaz, bro?

He said I was into her. - So what?

Hey, man, she's ugly as sin. Let go of me, you whore.

Daniel, whore is afeminine noun.

Now pull yourself together! - Leave me alone, you asswipe!

Zeki!

You can't do that. You can't do that.

I didn't hearthe apology! - Fucker! Fucker!

Are you ateacher? - Yes, why?

But I'm just a temp.

Sorry, sorry.

Did you just use force with a student? - I'lI tell myfather.

You told me to get him under control.

But not with violence.

They reflect that behavior outside school!

Daniel.

Be careful. I think he pissed his pants in the pool.

... so l thought we could get together? Talk about ...

howthat could have happened with Daniel.

Exactly.

But you haven'tyet filed criminaI ...

Me? No, itwasn't me.

I don'twant...

Miller.

Yes, OK.

Bye.

So does he want a parent's conference?

No, he said Daniel's nuts and I should smack him sometimes,

it's the onlyway to get him in line.

We need to get the poor boy out ofthat vicious circle.

It's a little late, but I know a really good Ethiopian.

Good, so talkto him if he's an expert.

It's a restaurant. l'm hungry.

Ethiopian? Fly soup and rice pudding?

I need meat, man.

Is that actually allowed, in traffic, the windshield?

You need to talk to Daniel again. I'm worried.

I'm collecting theirdreams forthe time capsule

that every class buries.

I noticed disturbing things.

Daniel and Burak wantto become criminals.

Is work all you think about? - It's our responsibility.

But they're other people's children.

Do you like it?

Yes, thanks.

There's sort of an educational oath. We have a professional duty.

It's bad enough that everybody thinks teachers are lazy.

I swore to make a difference.

They may be awful, they're still just children. Excuse me,

but could you maybe switch poles? If it's no trouble.

OK.

Do you reaIly beIieve that shit, there's a sweet flower inside every kid?

I think some kids haven't learned to believe in themselves,

and don't know rightfrom wrong.

If we don't teach them, they'll end up in prison or something.

We have one Erection and one Licking vagina.

It's edible. Don't be shy.

It's a penis.

Man, you'lI never get aguy that way, really.

They all thinkyou're mega uptight.

Putthe dick in your mouth.

Coping with students.

Professional handling of disruption and discipline conflict. CD 4.

Don't underestimate the value of role-playing.

Group exercises alIowyoung people to channel aggression.

Role-playing for indirect review of behavioral dysfunction,

and lackof self-confidence.

Fucking shit. - Role-play

gives a problem child free rein for his feelings, and allows reflection

on his inappropriate behavior.

What exercise? I don'twant to do an exercise.

Stowthat lookor I'll slap you silly.

So I'm her husband?

A round of applause - he got it. - Shut up. You start.

Man, wait a sec. I have to get into my part.

Oh, my beautiful apartment!

Thankyou, darling! Howwas work? - Shut yourtrap. I'm hungry.

Watch your mouth. We onlyjust got married.

I married you so there'd be food ready

after I screw sluts all day.

Afteryou screw sluts, huh?

You married me because I'm pretty, Salak. - Don't push me.

Are you an idiot?

Danger is exaggerating, Mr. Miller. -Who's Mr. Miller?

Are you shagging some German? - Show me your cell.

Hey, Danger, that's not part ofthe game, man.

Shut up. Go clean and then you can blow me.

Give me my phone back, spaz.

Are you crazy? Don't hit each other. Stop being such thugs.

Give me the phone, you fuckface. - OK.

Daniel, you did agreatjob.

Have you thought aboutthe drama club?

They participate in community youth theater

and it could be a great new hobbyfor you,

where you could have fun and let off steam.

No way! I'm aIready in school 3 or 4 times aweek.

What's your problem?

Fuck school, man.

Watch your mouth, motherfucker.

You seriously believe you want to become drug dealers or some shit?

Yes we do.

I'd rather collectwelfare than learn that crap.

Come on, school's still on. Piss off.

Fucking motherfuckers.

Was a stupid idea, sorry.

We couId each make €20,000. lt's an armored cartransport.

My cousin's been watching them for 6 weeks now.

I'm busy on something else.

All you have to do is drive. Getaway car, Zeki.

Bro, you just got out. Get a real job.

A little upset? Need a blowjob? - No, not in the mood.

What's the matter? Were you with Mandy?

Are you oftener with herthan me lately?

No, I wasn'twith Mandy. And it's "more often".

Do you have a crush on the bookworm? - Leave me alone.

Could you suck me off? - Sorry.

Zeki.

Turn that off.

What's this?

Elisabeth Schnabelstedt.

Hello. I seriously doubt this will work

or anybody will be organized enough to ever dig up thistime capsule.

I'm also basically uncomfortabIe at the thought of strangers reading this.

But I wish l weren't so fat.

I'd like a love letter with boxes for "yes, no, maybe".

It's silly, I know.

I want to become a teacher. It's the onlyjob

where you get kids withoutgetting fat.

And I'd like a smart and honest boyfriend like Karsten in class 9B.

Elisabeth Schnabelstedt, 8a.

Why didn't I everwin atrophy Iike that?

Do you have to win the math Olympics first?

Or afucking badminton tournament?

Forthe firsttime, I felt like the streets robbed me of my childhood.

The streets.

And homeroom teacher, Ms. Eschmiller, stupid cunt.

Everybody knows you stole the class money!

You'll never amountto anything!

That was surely not the last fosterfamily

that wants to get rid of you, Zeki MiIler!

School over already?

'Scuse me, 'scuse me.

Are you out ofyour mind? - Why?

SLUT

Hey, did they pierce my ears?

Could you please tell me how that happened?

Where you sleeping in class?

How about peeing lNTO the urinal.

Yeah, yeah.

Checkyour butt.

ASSHOLE

How drunkwere you not to notice?

One, two beers?

Yeah. - Fuck.

Let's not use that word in class.

Are you alright?

Man, just piss off, OK?

You'rejust worried l'll be busted and you get the shitty 10b back.

Don't pretend you care. - You're nuts.

Are you really accusing me of not caring about you?

I'm really sorry you're depressed ...

I am not a teacher at all.

Don't start doubting everything.

Hello ...

Yourclass isn't easy, but I mean, you chose thejob,

so nowjust staythe course.

Now, go home. You look like ajunkie.

And think about how to turn your profession into a vocation.

You do have the potential.

You are close to your students.

Including in consuming intoxicants.

Your eyeliner,

it's really perfect. Gotta give Chantal credit.

So.

Yeah.

I don't know, Laura. Razor blades. I saw something on TV about it.

It makes a huge mess in the bathroom.

All that blood.

Right, then we'll try the plastic bags. Press down hard.

This method definitely sucks.

I'd take pills. Somebody's here!

Why do you have a bag overyour head?

New profile pictures for Facebook.

Fuck, bro, are you shitting me? And you too?

Were you trying to kill yourselves? - Please don't tell my parents.

Mr. Miller, pIease. - We just wanted to try.

Because ifwe do do it, it'll be together.

I didn't want to. You roped me in.

You said yourselfyou feel ugly.

But you started with the suicide. Because you're in love with Daniel.

Man, Maike, you're so bitchy.

So nobody wants to fuck you. No reason to kill yourself.

I would've written afarewell note.

And then Daniel wouId've come to my funeral

and said he always had feelings for me

and that he was too blind to realize it.

So stop walking around like a trannie waiting forthe operation.

You're notthat ugly.

Yes l am.

NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE GOING. HE'S STEALING GAS.

Hey, girls. - Hi, Zeki.

Charlie, can you do something with her?

We don't do surgery here.

No sense of humor, eh?

Runs in the family.

She needs a big push.

Sheila, bring my make-up bag!

She's a whore, she knows style.

Do you want a drink, or a line? - No thanks.

No, no. The big one. The big one.

Sweet. Still so young

and fresh. - Yeah, yeah.

I don't look awful?

Danger!

She looks great. Today.

Hey, what? - Danger, Chantal,

come here! - What does he want? - Take this. - Go on.

Little bitch.

What's up, Mr. Miller?

I still owe you something.

What?

Some make-up. - Man, Mr. Miller.

Danger. - Really! - Yes?

You know yourdad said I could slap you around?

But you're not reallygoing to, right?

Ifyou make sure she's home on time, then no.

What is this!?

Can she smoke something? Oh, you motherfucker!

Honestly, you're borderlining, you brainsicker.

Shut it.

On time tomorrow or expecttrouble, people. - Fuck.

Yes.

Danger, you spaz, why are you brown-nosing him?

Did he call myfatheroryours? - Who gives afuck.

Look at you, embarrassing. - Shut up.

What is this anyway? Not his shit, I hope.

Punctuallytomorrow, people?

This plant drives me crazy.

Oh, Mr. Miller, hang on.

The learning assessment for class 10b is in.

The results were as expected.

The class is an intellectual vacuum.

Don't be gentle in breaking itto them.

This is their last chance to get it together.

God, is she dumb.

Ms. Gerster? - Yes?

Where are the forms for studytrips? - What?

AfieId outing? - What? - A study outing?

Afield trip?

Where are we going? - Disneyland?

Not a concentration camp again. - Shut up.

Chantal, you write the report. - Nooo.

Todaywe took afield trip.

First we visited an acquaintance of Mr. Miller's

who is going cold turkey.

Heyyou, long time no see.

So, people, some ofyou said you wanted to become drug bosses.

So this is what drug dependence looks like. This is a heroin addict.

How long were you a drug addict?

He can't answer; shooting up fried his brain.

He puked the whole time and Zeynep almost puked too.

Who wanted to be a drug dealer? - Not anymore, right?

Then we went to the parents of afriend of Mr. Miller's,

so Daniel could see a life on welfare.

Who's there?

The friend is awhore.

Hey, Zeki, you back?

Could we come in? These jokers have a few questions.

Udo, get dressed! There are children here. Chico!

Chantal, is thatyour mother? - Are you retarded!

Udo, how's it hanging?

Yeah. You?

OK. - He sleeps a lot.

You cuties ... - It stinks here.

... do something with your life. My daughter is a prostitute

and we're dependent on her.

It's not nice.

The dog's shitting - Udo!

Who cares.

The prostitute has a brother. His name is Ronny.

Ronny was sleeping

because he drinks a Iot and he's a Nazi.

They are up all night, so nobody wanted Mr. MiIlerto wake him.

Don't wake him up, please.

Burakwants to avoid first contact with a Nazi.

Then you need tojoin the theater group.

Bro, sayyes. - Yeah, OK, man.

Leave his damn nipple alone.

It was very interesting. Mr. Miller has weird friends.

Afterwards, we all got kebabs.

It was betterthan a museum with Mr. Gundlach.

That wasjust a bunch of stuffed animals.

It's red.

They haven't learned the colors yet. - Asshole.

Asshole.

So think about whatyou wantto become.

Come up with yourown homework.

Give me one.

Oh come on, Mr. Miller.

Smoking sucks. - Nuts.

About the test you took recently.

You were the best.

You might even skip a grade.

But I got aterrible grade, Mr. Miller.

Because you're under-chaIlenged. Talented people often are.

As of now, you'll be challenged. Could be you even graduate at 17.

Oh, my god.

But don't let yourself be dragged down by others

and apply yourself.

Does he mean me? - No.

Mr. Miller, really? You're notjoking? Look, I'm trembling.

I'm excited myself.

You only see somebody like you every 10 years.

My god. I don't have to be a check-out girl.

Who are they? - The vocationaIs are ripping offthe disabled kids.

They don't look more disabled than you.

Whatever. Nerds, science fairtypes.

Go help them. - Why?

Because you'll be a nerd soon.

Because they're the only men who'll like you,

a chem student in a lab coat with liverwurst stains and greasy hair.

I swear, Mr. Miller, you're killing me.

OK, let's kick ass.

Chantal, not in the mood for afight ...

Leave them alone.

You thinkyou're betterthan us? - They go to my school. Leave them alone ...

Let go!

She's got a knife! - Scared?

Let go, you! - Piss off, man!

Touch them again and I'll cut off your extensions, you cunt.

No! Theywere expensive. - Then piss off.

You too, outta here!

Not bad.

Check!

Hey nerds. Saythankyou.

The federation guarantees eternaI gratitude.

Yeah, no prob. I'm smarttoo, I get it.

You're in science club, right?

Positive.

So maybe I could come see sometime?

Because in class I'm .. could be that l'm not challenged enough.

What're theytalking about? - Howwould I know.

I don'twant to be that ugly.

OK. Butyou have to wear anti-static cIothing.

OK.

What's that? What does he mean?

This isn't the test l gave you.

I added a question.

In the first person, tell us how a dinosaurfeeIs when he sees

the electric fence is off.

There were only goats today again. I don't even like goats.

I wonderwhat's outside the fence. I hear it's freedom,

but to get it, you have to die.

I decided to try and touched the fence carefully.

Itwas weird.

It didn't hurt. For the first time, I had something like hope.

That was beautiful. What did you do with them?

Justtalked.

Friday is environment & nature day.

You could take the class to an organic farm.

I've always wanted to go there.

I could come along.

Romeo, doffthy name,

And forthat name which is no part of thee take all myself.

Why is Daniel trying outfor Romeo?

The other parts are shit. Go on. - But I ... - Yeah, yeah. Enough.

I take thee at thy word. Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;

Henceforth I neverwill be Romeo. - Why is he yelling like that?

He's a little aggressive. - ... So stumblest on my counsel?

By a name I know not howto tell thee who I am:

My name, dearsaint, is hateful to myself,

Because it is an enemyto thee;

Had I it written, I would tearthe word.

My ears have not yet ... - That's it, I can'ttake it.

The balcony scene's next. - So what? The stage is total shit.

It looks like thatTV channel you only land on by mistake.

The one where they speak French. - Do you mean PBS?

Yeah, exactly. Nobody understands it.

What's the deal with the stilted language?

My god, it's Shakespeare.

Who's been dead for, like, 4000 years.

Why isn't ittranslated into normal German.

If I were you, I'd be embarrassed.

I already want my money back.

Gundlach is clueless. You'll neverwin the teenie Oscars with that.

I won't listen to this. I've done this for 24 years,

since the fall of communism, and it was always welI received.

In a rest home, maybe.

Listen here. You do it then.

Please, you take over directing.

Arrivederci, Verona!

My colleague ... - No, I'm going.

Can I go too? - No!

So who's taking overdrama club?

What's it about? I only saw the porn version.

Do they get each other? - Theydie.

At leastthat.

Who are you playing?

The nurse.

What's that, an animal? - It's a great role.

Daniel, saythat the way you'd say it.

Julia, you cunt, let's fuck.

Show me yourtits, pronto. - We'll re-write it. It'll be cool.

Close.

Sarafina, be careful. You'lI fall again.

The teacher ratings are online.

And we are VERY interested in that.

Mydears, the teacher ratings have been posted. Online!

Breathe deep.

Hottest teacher-

me.

Yes. Ms. Gerster. - Yes?

You are the biggest nightmare.

I said I'd getthe title back- Alrun.

Who's coolest teacher?

Mr. Miller.

And, who's the sweetestteacher?

Mr. Miller ...

and among the women.

Oh, Me. Heythere, surprise!

Congratulations. - We'll drinkto that, eh?

No, I need to go get the overhead projector.

Go ahead.

So, I said ...

You're not seriously crying over no student ranking?

A student RATING.

I'll never be voted most anything. l've never been anything,

most beloved teacher, prettiestteacher, teacherwith the nicest smile, nothing.

I've never even been strictestteacher or meanestteacher.

I'm just air.

Who gives a shit if they like you. - It matters.

It's a compliment, the only review of us. The only one that counts.

Whatthe students thinkcounts.

They thinkyou're funny, that's why. - You mean witty?

There's no category forthat.

Couldn'tyou talk to them?

Gerster is making me testthe b class,

because so many of mine have mumps.

They're going to ...

... to whack me.

It'll all be deducted from myfinal grade, if l mess it up.

I could blackmail them.

No! I want them to respect me. By choice.

Nobody says whack.

But YOLO is OK, right?

Ms. Schnabelstedtwants to do awholetrain with you.

What does wholetrain mean?

We spray the entire train.

The entire train? What about the law?

That's exactlywhy it's cool.

The beautiful train, it's brand new.

Excuse me, we have class here now.

This is ourtrain. We could call the police,

oryou could just move over one track.

I need to finish here on time. I'm not here forfun.

See.

Danger, come here. Not bad.

Totally PHAT, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Totally Instagram.

Thanks.

So, shall we look at yourwork and critique ittogether?

Swag, eh?

Swag-etti yolognese, Burak.

Good thing you're not in my English class.

How would you grade it, Burak?

Hey, an A, of course. - Dunno about that.

Shit. Cops. Scramble. - Police! Halt!

Come on.

OK.

That's not the first time you've run from the police, is it?

I stole a CD once.

That's special waste. For a recycling station.

What about some thanks for polishing your image?

I swear, that was close, Mr. Miller.

I almost sawteacher sex.

Heythere.

Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt, teachers' testtoday, eh?

Yeah, exactly, Burak.

Cool.

Good morning.

I brought 2 pictures and I'd like to discuss them in the context

of Schiller's "The Robbers".

Can I turn on the projectorfirst?

Thankyou, class.

Not bad, Ms. Schnabelstedt. Not bad.

It seems you do have some ability to assertyourself.

I'm glad. Good.

Thankyou.

And whywere you so nice?

Because you and Mr. Miller are so sweet together.

Ifyou hooked up it would be so hot. - Not everything is hot.

You're so much prettier lately.

You wear your hair loose and ... yeah, beautiful.

Thank god private life and civility aren't AP subjects. Now go exercise.

Chantal, don't light up inside. - Yeah, OK.

Ms. Schnabelstedt. He's shooting the animals.

No, they're sex hormones. It's always hard to get llamas in mating mood.

It's too cold forthem here.

I thoughtthis was an organicfarm. I don't quite get the organic aspect.

OK, kids, let's move on to the rabbits so you can sketch them.

This is disgusting. - Let's zap Chantal with it. - Cool.

Hey, Chantal.

No, stop, you spaz! No!

Was that in your ass? - I was trying to hit Chantal, I swear.

Zeki, where are you?

First, it's outrageous that you Ieft me alone with yourclass.

And second, I've been shot with ...

... ungulate. - ... ungulate sex hormones

and I would like to see a doctor.

I don'tthink much will happen. In Asia it's a recreational stimulant.

In Pandora, eh? - Oh, god.

Pandora? What are you talking about?

Pandora is in Asia.

Pandora doesn't exist in real life.

So why was it in 3D?

I'm so hot. I'm so hot.

I'm so thirsty.

What's happening to her? - I'm the hottest teacher in the worId.

I hope I don't growfur.

I couldn't stand having to shave every day, everywhere.

My back ...

and my bottom ...

Chill out, bro.

Sleep, sleep, sleep ...

Lisi, the dog wasjust playing in a shit pile.

What are you doing?!

Sweetie, let me sleep a little.

Zeki will playwith you.

Child services is coming today, about my guardianship.

Doesn't matter.

Dostoyevsky, let me in there.

They're already on alert,

because she was treated for depression as a teenager.

Oh, yeah, I wasvery sad.

Teenagers are always sad,

because nobody likes them.

Have you lost your marbles?

Thirsty. - Hey!

Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to end up in a home.

Good night!

Mr. Miller, my dear god!

One more won't hurt. Call me Zeki.

I'm Isolde.

What a lovely name - l mean yours.

Are you from the Mideast?

Yes, but no fear. I won't shoot.

Hello. - Ms. Schnabelstedt!

Your boyfriend just told me you were hit by a car. Now sit down.

Are you feeling better?

Yes, I reallywanted to ...

So, who'd like a piece of cake?

Now, you are ... You didn't mention

you were in a relationship.

I was doubtful,

you as sole guardian for such a young child.

And you so young yourself. But your parents would be very proud

ifthey could see what awonderful environment you've created here.

Yes, we get along so well.

Mr. Miller, no more cream. Oh, my god.

Myfigure!

If anyone can handle it, you can Ms. Sieberts.

Butwe were on a first name basis, Zeki.

Of course.

Now you two lovebirds musttell me how long you've been together.

Well ...

Almost a year.

We met online.

Then I quickIy applied at her school,

so we could spend more time together.

I have to say, Ms. Schnabelstedt,

I am totally charmed byyour partner.

Plus, he's an educator.

I really can't complain.

Jackpot!

You could even adopt afew more kids!

Bye-bye, Isolde! - Bye-bye!

I assume you want something?

Forget it.

So why did you do it?

Because I know how it feels to be alone.

Thankyou.

Still high on llama?

No, on substitute teacher.

Man, you know l'm leaving soon!

You have reached your destination.

Yeah, where, you bitch?

1800, 9900, 2000.

And 50 forthe glass table.

Here. Your newtits.

Really? Seet!

I'll miss you. - No South America. I can't leave.

But not on my account?

We've been friends too long. It'd neverwork.

Because ofthe ... the kids, man.

I'm all they've got.

I didn't knowtheywere all orphans.

Seriously. They're completelyfixated on me.

Like little chicks that can only see their mother's ass

and follow it everywhere.

And you're that ass.

Yeah, exactly. - An ass with a heart ...

Shut it and give me a beer.

I have to finish "Robbers." I need to look everyword up.

Is it in English?

No, German.

Don't know it, eh?

So Moor or Spiegelberg?

Who has a betterchance at middle-class life?

KarI. Spiegelberg is completely evil.

He's alreadydone too many bad things.

Karl doesn't wantto be evil.

My god, was that right, Mr. Miller?

Where is my push-up bra?

Whatfor? You'll look Iike awhore if you squish up your mini-boobs.

I want my push-up bra!

Maike!

The nurse is such a great part. And so complex.

Mr. Miller!

Are you going to grease me up? - Are you nuts?

There, ask ... Laura.

Greta? - What?

Thatwas fast. - Listen, l did Romeo and Juliet once too-the friar.

Itwas a little strange atfirst, since it was a male role,

but at some point it's really ...

Mr. Miller said you should put my cream on.

OK.

I'll just go take my seat.

You can use more.

Yeah, you need a lot.

Yeah, I tried a new anabolic steroid.

That's totally unhealthy, you know?

Really? I've always done it. Since I was 11.

Laura, come here please. Now.

Listen, Schnabelstedt. Danger is mine.

He's Romeo and l'm Juliet.

So stay in the background or I'll do you in.

Daniel? could we warm up?

Go get my energy drink.

No, Romeo, I told you.

I'm not a one night stand slut. - Let me do it.

Here's your drink.

Attention, next up are the Leibnitz SchooI and the Goethe School.

Children, please get ready.

I'm nauseous. - You know Greta's part, right?

I think so, but ... - But I'm ...

JuIia. - You'll puke up the whole stage. l wantto win. You go change.

Shit group.

But no tongue kissing, right?

Use yourtongue.

Julia?

Yeah, what is it?

Come down, let's chill.

I can't. I'm grounded.

That blows.

She's playing Juliet. A Schnabelstedt has never done that.

Whoa, is she dead?

Why did you overdose?

Letthere be coke left on your lips!

Don't laugh.

Then I want to die too!

Romeo!

Frigging junkie.

Fuck, I thought you were dead.

Didn't you get mytext message? - No, man.

Then I ran outofcredit. - Girl, I told you pre-paids sucked.

If only I'd listened to you. - Yeah, you should have.

I neverthought you'd do it so well.

It's almost a little subversive.

And second prize goes to the drama club ofthe Goethe School.

Congratulations.

Good morning, Ms. Gerster. - Good mor ... thanks, that's fine.

Ourfirst science fair showcase in 4 years.

Since the dog-shitvolcano.

What else are they submitting?

The robot.

The teacher can communicate with the whole class with the camera.

You shitheads need to start doing your homework.

I used Mr. Miller forthe sample sentences.

Ms. Gerster, now you have to try the mascara gun.

Is that OK?

I made it all by myself.

Good, great. Thanks Chantal. That's enough.

Yes? - Thanks, yes! Great!

Sweet, Ms. Gerster. TotaI smoky eyes.

Mr. Miller, we need to talk.

You're contract's up, you know that?

Yes, I know.

Good. I suspect you're not a bad thing forthis school.

Think about it.

I could get rid of Ms. Schnabelstedt instead.

Don'tworry. Always need a few eager beavers.

Take this off, please, Chantal.

I don't know. It was only meant to be temporary. - Good.

Your choice.

Thankyou, children. You did well.

OK, inventions in the car. We'll head to the fair after school.

Bye, Mr. Miller.

Very nice.

Ms. Schnabelstedt.

Damn it, help me.

Go change please.

Did you hurt yourself? - No.

OK. You go change too.

Hello?

Where are you? I said be here at midnight.

Sorry, l overslept. - Man, buy an alarm clock.

I need to fill the hole bythe end ofthe week.

Shit. I've got class in a minute.

I have class.

Yourcamouflage is getting slightly schizo.

I might have ajob here.

Zeki, come on. Forget it.

Let's take your money and go away, do some coke and party.

That's not me anymore. And I don'twantto be that.

Come help me tonight. - What do I wear in a boiler room?

Ifthe bookworm finds out I'm a bank robber,

I'm screwed.

I don't even own flats.

What are you doing here?

Zeki? - Wait a sec. Listen to me.

Unbelievable. Did you dig this?

Don't get hysterical. - Why did you dig atunnel?

I was looking for my cash, buried underthe gym.

You're a criminal.

Were you in prison? Did you escape?

I did my 13 months. I don't even want the money anymo ... - 13 months!?

Justwait please.

Bro, she's fast.

I like teaching. - You're insane.

Why? Our play almost won, and we might win the science fair.

Don't touch me.

Is thatwhyyou pretended to like me?

Was I a good cover?

Only atthe beginning. I wanted totell you.

But I was afrai ...

Nowfuckoff. Or I swear I'll call the poIice.

Your parents will pay forever.

Ms. Schnabelstedt, a moment?

About the gym, I'm assuming. - No, we've cleared that up.

We dug atunnel to lookfor Nazi treasure.

Excuse me?

We're really sorry.

Mr. Miller caught us. He wanted to call our parents. - Expensive!

When is Mr. Millercoming back? - He's not coming back.

So the test is off? - No, of course it's not.

Hop hop, to class. Chantal, Daniel, go!

You take it.

Please, Ms. Schnabelstedt, tell him to come back.

No. He lied. He used me. And he put yourfuture at risk.

You'll all fail because of him. What makes him so great?

He understood us.

Plus he is totally sweet.

Chantal, really.

This test is your last chance.

OK, man. Don't get worked up.

What are you doing? - Our motivation pictures, man.

What's it supposed to be.

Yeah, the reason we want to improve. Or people we want to make proud.

Mr. Millertaught us to do it. He has one too.

A picture of a beercan?

Upper right drawer.

WHY?

FOR

Hello.

This is foryou. It was in my locker.

Please leave my classroom.

I've known him for 15 years. He's good stuff.

Or he'd have hooked up with me.

Don't you have class?

Yes.

Hi there. - Hello.

I've had the moneyfor ages, but I stayed,

because ofthe littlejerks and because ofyou.

I wanted to start over. Newjob.

The money is proof. Payforthe gym, so the schooI doesn't go broke.

Keep the restfor Laura.

Someday she'll want to go abroad or get new tits.

There's no blood on the money. So don't flip out. l'll manage.

I'm not good enough foryou anyway. Don't let them fuckwith you. Your Zeki.

He'lI do a break-in ifyou desert him now.

You made him wantto change.

Fuck.

You said fuck. You have to put 1 euro in the fuckfrog.

I'd like to cheat now.

No, we're not allowed. - OK, OK. What's up with you guys?

FuckyourseIf, l'm not here. - Shit, his mobile's off.

I hope he's not screwing up.

What is that? - I made it foryou in the burnout clinic.

Is it dishwasher safe?

You think it's shit? - No, it's sweet. Great.

When can you work again?

Forget it. I'm retiring.

I have certification for 12 weeks of dolphin therapy.

Ingrid, who will take your place?

You've gone mad.

Find another chump.

And let's dispense with a good-bye kiss.

I loaded all the pornos onto the FTP server.

Sorted. By anal, oral, vaginal. - Jerome!

Can you track Mr. Miller's cell?

Negative. Butthe robot's stiIl in his car. It has a SIM card.

Ms. Schnabelstedt. As I recall you were administering atest.

It's an emergency. You have to take over.

And I can't discuss it right now. Jerome!

Class! - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

Sile...

Bro.

Time for awithdrawal.

Your piece.

Will it work, Jerome?

Zeki!

Excuse me! Hush Puppies. 2 minutes.

OK, you had the money. And you proved you're more than afelon.

Whatthe fuck is this?

The gym is fucked up. I can't come back anyway.

The students covered. They love you.

And ...

so do ...

Zeki?

Do something Jerome.

I can try a satellite.

But ittakes 2 days. And I'll have the ClA on mytail.

HERO SECURITY CASH TRANSPORT

Putthe maskon.

Hello, Mr. Miller!

Who's the little motherfucker? - Shut up. Let me handle it.

What're you doing here? - We're shopping fortonight's punch.

Can you buy us schnapps? - You put alcohol in it?

We wantto get Ms. Gerster drunk so she'll sing karaoke again.

I can't buy alcohol foryou. Ms. Schnabelstedtwould freak out.

But it's the prom. Please, Mr. MiIler Just once.

Do something forbidden justthis once.

Bro, what about money?

What about THE money? Studythe articles, you fuckwit.

Ms. Gerster said we'd get you next year. Since you always getthe losers.

We'll see. - Will you shoot us with paintbalIs too?

Maybe, ifyou're bad. - Great. Definitely!

Hey! It's red.

Zeki! I was so unfair. You were so great with the kids. You really helped them.

I gotyour message too late, we'd started. I'm on the run.

Oh god. It's all myfault.

I have to go. Hide this. Don't Iook inside.

It's better you don't know.

Zeki, don't leave.

I like you so much. - Me too.

Promise you'll waitfor me?

How long do you have to go underground?

Fourorfive years.

OK.

DO YOU WANTTO GO OUT? YES, NO, MAYBE.

I knewyou'd look.

Motherfucker!

But we don't saythat in class, eh?

Go get changed.

Give me 5 minutes.

Don't you think I'll ...

... kiss you.

I don't wantto be a criminal anymore.

Because of you. -l'm not going to discuss it.

You can'tteach anymore.

You square.

Why square? Why am l always the ...

Mr. Miller. Upstairs.

Fuck.

You think she knows something?

Please expIain whatyou did to that class?

It's alI myfault ... I didn't stickto the syllabus.

Fuckthe sylIabus. I didn't saythat officially.

I've done thisjob for 25 years

and I have nevercried correcting a German test.

Now, Iook. Nobody got less than 'satisfactory.'

Mr. Miller, if even 2/3 of 10b moves to upper schooI,

we'll make top 10 in city rankings.

I want a cafeteria fund, a new xerox,

and I want smartboards.

No more chalk fingers!

You'll finish out the school year.

But I'm not actually a teacher. I didn't go to colIege,

and I didn't finish high school.

Maybe you could go to night school. - Precisely.

Then we wait 5 years until he's done,

until some enviro-idiottakes away my principal job

and makes this a comprehensive junior high. No, absolutely not.

Meaning?

Ms. Schnabelstedt, you're a smarty-pants.

What's his GPA?

Uh, a 9.0?

Look here, it came out 2.9.

Congratulations on your 2006 diploma, Mr. Miller.

Advanced placement art and sports.

Sounds realistic. - Yes.

When the year's over, you'Il study. Until then, you're ateacher.

You get 2000 a month. Lying to me cost you 200.

Isn't this illegal?

Right.

Know what else is illegal?

Tonight is prom

and I'm still not drunk enough

to pick up a certain single father.

But Ms. Gerster ... - Ms. Schnabelstedt, listen up.

They make fools of teachers everyday.

From time to time, we need to strike back.

See you. Assapissimo. Drunk.

At the bar.

It's notfunny. Other people go to college forthat.

I have a natural talent.

Tomorrowthe syllabus. Before you do anything in class.

Hey, Schnabelstedt.

Think about it. Starting now, you can torture me, make me read books

and fuck me in free periods. until civil service status do us part.

OK.

Hey, Ms. Schnabelstedt.

Is there alcohol in the punch?

Elisabeth!

Just relaxfor once!

Don't I get a kiss ...

Welcome to our new ...

firefighter,

Mr. Miller ... sorry.

Peter Parker, go get aTV.

... there's a DVD ready ...

sorry.

And no children's films.

So who wants to be a drug dealer?

Forgotten.

Excuse me.

Who laughed?

Chantal Ackerman? - Here!

School inspectors could show up at any time and give out demerits.

You may go undress.

Wait, wait.

Not yet. Not yet. Go back. - Still rolling.

Chantal? Cry quietly.

They were making name tags and smeared.

Thatwas you. - No. No.

I didn't show it. - Ask me again?

What's the question?

Hello.

Laura, do you have to wear dad's old shirts?

Who's dad, man?

I feel like a technical ...

Don't be so funny. - The things you find funny are weird.

Reading forthe ... shooting schedule.

Don'tjump from the pool ... from the edge ...

Unconventional ...

I'm really worried ...

What?

Keep going.

Now put the dick in your mouth.

Can't believe l saythat. - He's breaking up. - Sorry.

Really.

Caro doesn'tthink it's funny. - 15, the best age.

It's a penis.

You'll never ...

Putthe dick in your mouth.

Could we blow it again?

As if! - The guy's a killer.

Elyas ...

Underwear? - Checkyourself.

Tightywhities?

He stinks.

Ugh. What now?

I say. come down, let's chill it.

Chill IT? - Yeah, CHILL it.

Romeo, you frigging junkie. - Sorry.

Cut, thank you.

Who's that?

Sorry.

Is Ronny here? He's asleep.

He's STILL drunk.

Say, he's still DRUNK.

He's STILL drunk.

Say he's still DRUNK, not STlLL drunk.

Is Ronny ...

Is Ronny here? - He's asIeep. He's STILL DRUNK.

Is Ronny here?

He's asleep. He's STILL drunk.

New script page.

Do you need the question.

No, I don't need it. He's sleeping. He's still drunk.

Good. OK.

Had I it written ...

Had I it written, I would tear ...

A little complicated. Again?

Ingrid ...

Fuck me.

I can hearyou.

Ingrid, l'm ...

Here, your piece. - You forgotto spritz.

From the top.

I forgotto spritz.

Mr. Miller. if ...

... if even 10 ...

if even ... how many?

More, more.

That's all. Take a sip.

OK, now.

More, more.

Sorry. - Let's do it.

More, more.

Shit. OK, now. Really. It's not ...

Really. - It's not funny.

Stop it. Don't look at me.

My sister and I are orphans.

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