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and that concludes the commercial

portion of the town of Lincoln real

estate

auction

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settle down people settle

down if you looked at our website you

are aware that there are two single

family homes up for auction in our small

town now there are rules that you must

agree to if you win one of these

homes all rules will be

enforced I'm going to go over some of

the rules before we get to the

bidding first the

must be

present you cannot be a representative

for someone else that wants to buy the

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home second you can only win one house

you cannot purchase both of them both of

the houses come as is they haven't been

cleaned or emptied whatever is in there

what whatever condition it is in it is

yours including any problems you might

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find third you cannot use this home as a

rental property you agree to live in

this home and not Rent It or List it as

a vacation property on a website you

must live in the home you win for more

than 6 months out of the year if you

were going longer than 6 months your

home will be repossessed by the town of

Lincoln and offered up at auction again

that's not

fair how are you going to even enforce

it I'm the mayor of Lincoln son it's in

our bylaws and it is my duty as mayor to

enforce these rules to the best of my

abilities the police chief and the Town

Police Department had been enforcing

these laws since we started these

auctions

whatever fourth these are cash only

deals without any refunds you have 72

hours to bring the payment to town hall

otherwise the deal is null and void and

the house will be offered to the next

highest

bidder this means that you must pay by

Tuesday at 1

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p.m.

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finally you're expected to keep this

home for 2 years before you sell it if

you don't you will not only be hit with

the capital gains

tax but you will also owe double that to

the town of Lincoln oh come on man sorry

folks those are our

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rules

I've emailed most of you and explained

these rules in the email if you didn't

read through the rules thoroughly I'm

sorry that you've come out here today

and wasted your

time well this works out just fine looks

like each of you will be going home with

a house

today the first home we have up for

auction is 67 ABY Lane that's the house

on the corner lot we wanted the other

one though right right this one's nice

too maybe we should bid on it just in

case the other couple goes for the one

we want yeah good

idea the starting bid for this home is

$20,000 the bids will go up in

increments of$

5,000 do I have a bid 20,000 20,000 do I

have 25

25 25,000 do I have

30 do I have

30 617 ABY Lane goes to the couple in

the aisle

you can make your way out to Lilith in

the lobby and she will help you finish

your

transaction the last home we have up for

auction is eight Canterbury

Court if the two of you can pay the

opening bid in cash it's

yours the opening bid for eight

canterburry court is

$20,000 sold eight canbury Court sold to

the pretty blond and who I imagine is

your

husband why don't the two of you meet me

out in the lobby you're the last bidder

of the night and I will take care of you

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myself

than should clean this place up quick

huh I bet everyone pitched in it's such

a cute little town and now it's our cute

little

town hey don't let me interrupt mayor

Zan it's such a pleasure to meet you I'm

Liam burkhard and this is my wife

Brianna please call me S no need for

formalities around here uh soon you'll

be part of our little Community we are

so excited this is the house we wanted

really yeah we we've been living with

Liam's parents since we got married last

year well everybody has to start

somewhere this is so perfect we can't

wait to get in oh how soon can we get in

uh once payment is made the keys are

yours oh my gosh really yes of

course but I'm sure you don't have

$220,000 in cash on you well is there a

JM Bank in town no but there's one less

than 10 minutes away I think they close

it one on Saturdays yeah I'll put it in

my GPS and head right over thank you

would you mind finishing this deal today

we drove over 6 hours so we'd be like to

get into the house and figure out what

we need to bring when we move in you two

remind me of my

parents how's that they died when I was

a child but they were so in

love oh gosh I'm so sorry oh no I'm

sorry I didn't mean to darken the mood

they died a long time

ago I I

it was meant as a

compliment well thank you so

much so uh about the

house uh yes uh I'll be happy to help

you with that uh when you're done at the

bank meet me in my office 13 Main Street

we'll see you there in half an hour I

have the paperwork

ready

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I love this place already I do

too it's perfect place to settle down

and raise a family soon

enough the house is so big Liam it's so

much more than just a starter home I

know I didn't think we were going to get

neither did I oh so what you thought

this is just going to be a little

weekend away ending in disappointment no

time away with you could end

disappointment I love you I love you

too

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you scared me I

know that wasn't very nice where are

your parents

dad that is not a nice thing to say it's

true where are you supposed to be then

with

them it it isn't nice to scare people

you know especially strangers she

doesn't like

you what she doesn't like you who the

lady in the

bathroom what bathroom you'll

see come on let's find your parents I

know where they are okay where are they

hell I'm calling the police stay right

there I'll get you some help look at you

you're not even wearing

shoes 911 what's your emergency hi I I'm

calling from the JM bacon Highland

there's a little girl here she's very

disturbed I I think she's homeless ma'am

what is your

name hello is anyone there yeah yes I'm

sorry I seem to be

mistaken are you all right ma'am yeah

I'm I'm so sorry um her parents must

have found her have a good

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day

this is the last of the paperwork just

sign here saying that you agreed to all

the rules I explained to you earlier at

the auction please initial by each one

you must get a lot of people try to

break the rules you have no idea I'm

sure house flippers try to get away with

buying and selling it they try but they

never

succeed I wouldn't have that problem

with you now would I no of course not

this is a dreamhouse for us we plan on

staying here a really long time that's

right my company is actually

transferring me about 20 miles away to

our office in Hamilton so that bri can

get her master's degree that's wonderful

uh have you started already no I don't

start till the spring so we can get the

house exactly how we want it what are

you getting your master's in ele

education I want to teach kindergarten

we have a wonderful Elementary School

here in town when you're ready I'll put

a good word in for you you mean it sure

if you're still here why wouldn't we be

here I mean we love Lincoln hey you

never know

right well I know that we just became

owners of our very first

house that'll do it oh and uh don't

forget

this thank

you aren't you going to count it

I trust you Liam besides I know where

you

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live congratulations and welcome to

Lincoln thank you so much really thank

you you'll find everything you need in

your folder contact information

utilities movers everything you need

great and also if you need anything else

don't hesitate to reach out to me you

know where I am I also put my business

card in there for you perfect thank

you let me walk you

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out

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home sweet home take a picture with

me

man I can't believe this is all ours

ready to go in go go

go

oh wait wait

wait what's

wrong it's our first house

and well I have to carry my bride over

the thresold Liam we've been married for

over a year already I don't care it's

our first

house

no

electricity H yeah I'll call the power

company first thing Monday

morning let's take a look around before

it gets dark

okay

this is so weird what the last people

who lived here just left all their

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photos huh guess they were in a hurry to

get out so many people are just walking

walking away from their homes now it's

so sad

hey we have nothing to worry about

okay my contract in Hamilton is for two

years we have no mortgage no kids

yet

yet just this big beautiful house and

nothing but potential in front of

us

do you think we should return them

return what the photos should we look up

who used to live here I don't know Bri I

mean maybe they left everything behind

on

purpose yeah

maybe come on let's go look at the

kitchen

ew

looks like they were in a real hurry to

leave who knows what kind of situation

they were in maybe something really bad

happened

here I don't know

scary kind of sad actually well first

item on the list is to completely clean

the kitchen yes

agreed I wish we could start

now well once we get the power back on

we'll be able to yeah yeah watch Che got

upstairs of

course I can't believe this is all ours

you better believe it all our dreams are

coming

true I never thought we'd have a place

like this ever really I knew we would

someday it's almost too good to be be

true hey don't go jinxing it now all

right we're going to turn this place

into a palace our

Palace our

home I could really see us living here

forever

Liam yeah me

too come on let's check out the

bedroom

did we know that this was furnished he

said as is

remember so everything in here is

ours yeah I guess I really don't want to

use someone else's Furniture Liam no no

of course not and definitely not their

betting Bri I would never expect you

to but I mean it is a bit convenient

that we have all this furniture in the

house already don't you think I don't

know it's more that we have to move out

we could always just sell it

later I don't know why

not I mean we really could use the

money it's bad luck let's start fresh

I never thought we would do anything

different but Bri Furniture is

expensive and we spent almost every

penny we had on this

house can we just wait

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please

okay what's wrong I I don't know just

it's

just

weird Brianna burkart please tell me you

are not getting close feet about this I

just gave our savings to the mayor for

this place no of course not I'm I'm just

overwhelmed it's a lot to take in I know

but we're in this together right

absolutely oh I think that's the master

bathroom ooh let me

see

ew wonder how long this water has been

standing here I hope there isn't an

issue with the drain uh let's

see seems to be

okay this place is a disaster it looks

like a hurricane blew through it oh

we'll have it cleaned up in no time

master bathroom is number two on the

list agreed as long as we get the

bathroom kitchen and bedroom done we can

take our time with everything

else and you're sure you still don't

want to replace the bedroom furniture

right away Liam we are getting a new bed

I am not sleeping on someone else's

mattress okay okay I'm just saying it

might be nice to use the furniture that

we already have in place so that it

feels more like a home but not our home

of course it is not if it's not our

furniture we should pick it up together

we will

eventually

promise than you

promise we get a new mattress on the

first day absolutely okay I can live

with that come on let's go see the other

rooms I can't believe this is all ours

oh hey post tour

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picture

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wow going to hurt yourself I'm fine you

can make more than one trip back to the

car L look I know how badly you want to

start cleaning I've waited 3 Days 1 hour

longer isn't going to kill me I just

want to do what you want Bri what I want

is a new m mattress to sleep on tonight

and you'll get it I promise I'm not

sleeping on someone else's mattress

that's where I draw the line I know babe

okay I've got a plan a

plan I don't think I like the S of that

it's a good plan okay just trust me it's

a

surprise

okay look just go start in the kitchen

and I'll bring the rest of our things in

okay we should have got a moving truck

why are this SA us a few hundred and I

mean we really don't have that much

stuff just clothes and shoes and so we

aren't in college anymore you are Liam

you know what I mean I know what you

mean look it saved us a little bit of

money I mean we spent our entire Nest EG

on this house as we should have it's our

Nest isn't it oh when you put it like

that you okay okay I'm goingon to go

start cleaning the kitchen

let me know if you need any help I

will electricity

works

babe you need

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help Liam

Liam knock it

off I don't want you to scare me can't

we at least

get give me a heart

attack Liam bri can you help me

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out

fre Bri open

up very funny what is well how did you

do that do what get outside so fast what

are you talking about I haven't even

been inside yet the door was shut I left

it open must have swung shut or

something was the door to the kitchen

unlocked how am I supposed to know I

don't like you jumping out and scaring

me like that like what the wind must

have closed the door okay Liam whatever

do you need anything

else bre calm down okay it's our first

day in the new house let's try and enjoy

it then don't scare me okay I won't

thank

you

f

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know

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wow you're making a lot of progress It's

amazing how fast things go when you just

throw stuff out well you aren't even

keeping the dishes not the dirty ones

why not we can just clean them Liam

we've got that try to from Aunt Margaret

from our wedding mom shipping it with

all the other wedding gifts a that's

going to be

expensive why can't we just drive back

and pick everything up it'll be the same

amount of money and gas why are you

worrying so much about money I can't

help it okay there's not much money left

in the bank so I feel like our safety

Net's gone well at least you start work

next

week but if it's too much for me to go

back to school I can put it off no no of

course not I'm just being overly

cautious okay you sure absolutely hey

come here no I'm gross I don't care

here I'm sorry I'll stop okay just

really anxious and

overwhelmed I'll stop stressing out

about

money thank you I appreciate

that that's it that's all I get you'll

get more tonight as long as we get that

new mattress on

it

hey I'll be back I'm going to go pick up

the mattress they can't deliver sure if

you want to wait 7 to 10 business days

I'll get my first no no no it's okay I

can do it myself they're just going to

tie it to the roof of the car are you

sure absolutely I'll be back in less

than an hour okay well I'm almost done

with the kitchen I just got to clean off

the fridge you need any help no I'll be

fine promise pink you promise you go get

that mattress yes

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ma'am oh Liam I didn't know you came

home I thought you left I'm leaving well

can you take the trash off for me do it

yourself Liam

Liam Liam hey what is wrong with

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you

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honey I'm

home I've always wanted to say that you

picked up lunch you're the best yeah

there's a pizzeria about a mile away

nice hey let's eat and then we can bring

the mattress in sounds

good wow oh you did an amazing job thank

you it still smells kind of funny we can

just get some candles I already ordered

some they'll be here tomorrow okay great

I also ordered some

groceries we could have just gone to the

store you know check things out there's

too much to do around here Liam don't

you want to be comfy on our first night

hey I'm comfy Wherever You

Are that's a nice change from what your

attitude from

before what are you talking

about I'm sorry I was nagging you about

the new mattress but you didn't have to

be so

mean Bri I don't

even you know what clean

slate let's eat and get the mattress and

then we can start on the

upstairs

perfect

to our new home

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cheers what do you think I think it's

perfect just like

you thank you for what

for cleaning the kitchen I know it was a

lot of work for you to do the entire

thing on your own believe me I was happy

to really yes the kitchen was the worst

I would have gone nuts if it hadn't been

done now on to the bathroom I actually

started the bathroom really look at you

Susie

Homemaker ooh groceries finally hey I

tell you what you go put away the

groceries and I'll finish up in the

bathroom okay oh that'd be great coming

thank

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you

I thought you were putting away the

groceries

oh hey now little old for hickeys

right Brie seriously come on I can't go

into work with marks on my

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neck

Bri

yeah yeah you okay uh do you need

anything I'm

fine done with the bathroom yet right

the bathroom

almost oh come

on hey I thought you said you started on

the bathroom

what

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nothing

Liam I have a surprise for you really a

surprise yes keep your eyes closed okay

okay

Liam in

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here

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Bri I'm not done yet

babe just 10 more

minutes

Bri

Bri yeah I said 10 more

minutes that

long I'll make the waight worth your

while

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okay

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Bri you okay in

there

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Bri

Bri

Bri I can understand why you're upset Mr

burkard but I don't know how I can help

you

though I

agree maybe she fell asleep and had a

nightmare in the

bath it is a logical

explanation if you want me to send

someone in the morning I'd be happy

to are you

sure

well if you change your

mind I'll make a

call you

too everything okay perfect right on

schedule now where were

we

o look at you do I look okay you look

more than okay you look like a CEO well

I'm not there

yet

yet you sure you're going to be okay

here all by yourself today of

course you're not still hung up on

finding the former owners are you I just

want to make sure they don't want their

pictures back pictures are

Priceless you got such a big heart Bri

thank you I just know I would want them

to send my pictures back you know yeah

yeah I get

it have a great day at work

honey I love you so

much love you

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too

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pi

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okay

sorry you have reached a number that has

been disconnected or is no longer in

service if you feel you have reached

this

recording we're sorry you have reached a

number that has been disconnected or is

no longer in service if you

hello hi there uh my name is Bria

Burkhart I'm trying to get in touch with

Doris

Yano I'm sorry who is this Brianna

Burkhart I bought Doris's old house on

Canterbury Court

how did you get this number from an

emergency contact form I was calling to

see if she wanted to pick up all her

belongings no I'm sorry you wasted your

time I don't mind sending them to her

well that would be a little difficult

seeing as she died 6 months ago oh I I'm

am so sorry do you want me to send

everything to you no thank you we're

still grappling with her suicide you can

just throw everything out even the

pictures especially the

pictures I'm so sorry did you say

suicide sadly yes it was less than a

month after she bought the

house did you do any research on the

house before you bought

it well no we wanted an

auction so did she good luck with your

home I hope you have better luck than

she did thank you I I'm so sorry for

your

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loss

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hey babe how was your day much better

now that I'm home with my

wife oh no that bad no no not at all I

just enjoyed this past week of spending

time with you and getting the house

together I was just thinking about you

all day a that's

sweet go wash up dinner's almost

ready

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yeah everyone's really

nice I need some pictures from my office

though it's really bare you can use the

pictures I didn't hang up in the hallway

oh I meant to tell you how good it looks

thank

you what' you do with the rest of the

pictures I threw him out really yeah

why I thought you were going to try and

look up the former

owners I did really

how well I went and got the mail and I

was able to figure out the password to

the computer get out that's fantastic I

guess you guess you have a new desktop

computer I'll just wipe it and get you

all set up for your classes unless you

wanted everything back

actually she's

dead

dead yeah I spoke with her sister she

killed

herself here I I don't know I I searched

online I couldn't find any

info isn't that something they should

have disclosed I think they should have

but there's nothing they can do now no

refund

right yeah you're

right she's not the only one that

committed suicide here what here look

what is

this something I

found murder suicide 1980 yes it took

place in our

house a woman came home and found her

husband cheating and killed him and his

mistress

their 10-year-old son came home from

school and found their

bodies wow that's

dark you have no idea the kid was

adopted and went straight back into the

system wonder what happened to

him I don't know apparently his mom

stole 80 grand from her job to start

their life over with but killed herself

instead

wow yeah

you don't think we should move do you

and lose our life savings no

way maybe we should talk to Sam what

good would it do it makes sense to keep

it and at least make some money off it

while we live

here but we can save enough money before

we list it you know in case other people

do their homework better than we

did yeah good

idea

you still want new furniture Liam of

course okay

okay but I can keep the

computer

Lam what are you doing you ruined

everything

what are you

okay you spend my money you leech off of

me you don't deserve

me Liam stop it what has gotten into you

I hate

you I wish you were

dead who are you talking

to

ma'am what happened to all these glasses

you threw them at me what you were

standing right there and you threw them

at at

me babe I was upstairs working on the

computer in the office like I

said you said you hated me you said you

wished I was

dead Bri I would never say anything like

that to

you come here I love you you're standing

right there Liam you said those things

you threw those glasses Brianna I would

never ever say or or do anything to hurt

you like that

ever you're my

wife my

life I love you so

much listen I I don't know what happened

okay I was upstairs and then I heard you

talking and then crashing then I came

downstairs it wasn't me

okay

promise pinky

promise

okay hey maybe this house is so cheap

because it was haunted don't you say

that okay okay I'll me clean out the

kitchen will you of

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course

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Bri

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Brie

for

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she

Bri

breathe

breath

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okay

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TR

breathe

breath

breath

Bri did you see a cushion by the bed

good morning to you too do the cushion

where is it wow I didn't know you had a

Sentimental attachment to a cushion stop

kidding around okay where is the cushion

I threw it out it was filthy what it's

in the trash outside no no no

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Liam

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Liam what has gotten into you nothing

why are you so angry just don't touch my

stuff prey okay your stuff it's an old

dirty pillow that I've never seen before

I thought it was trash next time ask

before you throw something out you said

we can get rid of everything why do we

have to get rid of everything right away

why can't you just be happy with

everything that we have here

Liam I just don't understand why we

can't take advantage of everything that

we have here until we have enough money

in the bank to replace it all I said

recut but you're pressuring

me

I am

yes you drop hints and you mention and

you nag every single thing about at

least one thing

and I'm doing the best I can

okay I'm sorry I didn't realize I was

putting that much pressure on you well

you are okay I'm sorry I won't anymore

thank

you

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hey I'm going out I'll be back in an

hour where are you

going to run an errand you want me to

come with you

I'm almost done baking your favorite

cake black forest of

course no that's okay uh you stay here

I'll be quick where are you

going to town with your

cushion yeah should I be

jealous this

cushion is going to change our

lives it's a cushion

lamb

is there something inside let me see

I'll tell you everything as soon as I

get back

okay

okay why don't you pick up a bottle of

white wine on your way home I'll make us

a nice

dinner yeah sure okay I'm really sorry

that I didn't talk to you before I threw

it out I I had a really bad dream last

night and I couldn't sleep I just

started

cleaning you should have woken me up no

I was too to

embarrassed

why because I was sleepwalking and I

woke up in the bathtub in my

pajamas you can always wake me up Bri

especially if you're having a

nightmare you're always safe with me I

know but no butts

okay I'm always here for

you can I get you a

coffee no

it's too late for coffee besides I need

to get to the bank before it closes at 1

you better hurry then

yeah you shouldn't have let me sleep so

late you were tired you needed it I'll

be

back I love

you

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get

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oh Liam that was fast did you take care

of

everything are you still mad at

me I'm making chicken pot pie for

dinner what are you doing I never loved

you what are you talking

about I hate you D Put The Knife Down

I'm better off what's that stop you

deserve to

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die

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bre

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Bree

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breath

r

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hello

Brianna go

away Bri are you okay are you in there

I'm calling the police Brianna open up

what happened happened are you all

right leave me alone leave you're

scaring me did someone break in stop it

stop what come on out Put The Knife Down

what knife I'm holding a bottle of wine

like you

asked come

on

what happened are you hurt what what are

you hurt no you didn't get me I didn't

get you what are you talking about who

did this you did I literally just came

home you did Bri you're scared scare me

okay do you need to go to the hospital

no I I don't think so hey he he hey what

happened I was cooking

and and you came in and tried to stab

me

Bri I would never do

that but you

did

Bri I went to the bank and the liquor

store and then I came right home you did

hey come here come here come here sit

down sit down hey

hey I think I'm going crazy hey maybe

you should see

someone

maybe I'll see what's covered on our

insurance

okay listen why don't you go lie down

and I'll clean up down here yeah okay

okay I'm going to lay

down you want me to help you upstairs no

I'm okay I'm going to lay

down I'll come up after I

clean

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PR

b

b hey hey I have to get out of here what

where do you want to go I don't care

anywhere away far away listen Bri you've

been locked up in this house for 2 weeks

of course you're seeing things I'm not

seeing things she was there who the

woman what

woman you didn't see

her all right Bri you're scaring me do I

need to take you to the hospital are

they going to lock me up what of course

not B they lock up crazy people you're

not crazy look you're tired you're

stressed you're overworked and me being

gone all day and you being cooped up in

this house doesn't help I'm sure I

guess here's what we're going to do

all right let's go out tonight maybe

shopping we can get a new bedroom set or

living room set or both we can pick out

whatever you want okay then we'll go to

dinner and then come home oh no the cake

I got it out of the oven

already this night is about making you

feel relaxed

okay okay maybe you're

right I love you so much

Brianna you're going to be

okay and if I'm

not in sickness and unhealth

remember I'm not going anywhere

okay thank

you come

on

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Oh I thought I told you to stay in there

are you feeling

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okay what has gotten into

you ah

Liam are you

okay

yeah have you been in there the whole

time of

course

okay almost

done

you

okay yeah I think so you ready to go

up yeah come

on

for

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check

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gock

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stop splick out you're hurting

me

wake

Bri

Bri Bri talk to me where are

you

come on let's talk I'm so sorry I didn't

mean

it

breath

breath please

breathe

Bri where are you what is

happening Brianna Liam let me

out

let me out let me out what is

happening we have to get out of here

don't listen to him

Bri

Bri that is not

me Bri that's not me what is

happening Brie stop come

here that is not

me it's me

Bri Brianna we need to leave here now

where are we going

home we are home this is our

home home to

Cincinnati but our

house this is our Nest remember our Nest

Bri please but are things they're only

things our things Bri don't listen to

them that's not

me my Liam would never walk away from

this house that's right

Bri come to me don't do it

Bri you're not

Liam yes I

am I love

you I love you Bri

Bri that's right

come to

me

Bri it's

me I think he

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promis

let me go what is happening wait wait

look ate we have to leave now okay for

good come on come

on

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now there are some rules that you must

agree to if you win one of these

homes all the rules will be enforced I'm

going to briefly go over some of the

rules before we get started on the

bidding first the buyer must be present

you cannot be representative for someone

else who wants to buy the

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home second you can only win one house

you cannot purchase both of them both of

the houses come as is they haven't been

cleaned or emptied whatever is in there

whatever condition it is in it is yours

including any problems you might

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find

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great

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a

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he

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oh

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