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[waves]
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[swings creaking]
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[shutter banging]
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[child laughing]
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[footsteps]
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[flame sizzling]
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Man, what a downpour!
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Uh oh, everything's soaked.
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Hey, anybody here?
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Just follow the
muddy footprints.
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Oh, nice weather...
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if you're a dolphin.
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I wouldn't sit there, unless
you want to go for a swim,
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Flipper.
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Oh, right.
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Try the ground, it's drier.
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Hi guys!
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It's pretty icky out.
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Icky?
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Why are you guys
sitting on the ground?
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Cuz the furniture is like...
liquid.
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I still wouldn't sit there.
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Why not?
Duh!
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Do you know how many
things live in the ground?
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Worms, slugs, bugs...
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none of them are pretty.
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So?
They won't hurt you.
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Ah, I wouldn't be
too sure about that.
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My story's about
that very thing.
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It's about what you can't see...
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just under the ground.
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Who knows what
you're stepping on?
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Who knows if the very next step
you take is onto something that
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DOESN'T want to be stepped on...
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that has the power...
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to step BACK on you!
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Submitted for the approval
of the Midnight Society.
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I call this story...
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Look, a full moon!
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Not quite.
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Probably tomorrow night.
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Whatever.
It's still romantic.
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Look at how your ring
shines in the moonlight.
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Cool.
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Did you know John gave Liz
his varsity ring yesterday?
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Yeah, I heard.
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It seems like
everybody's hooking up.
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Well, almost everybody.
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Whoa!
Check it out!
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Did you see that?
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Ah, it was
probably a shooting star.
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You should make a wish.
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That was no shooting
star, that was a...
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I don't know what that was.
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Well, if it were
a shooting star,
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you know what I'd wish for?
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I'm sorry, did
you say something?
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Ah, forget it.
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Julie...!
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What's the problem?
Julie's great!
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I know!
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But being exclusive is so...
final.
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Second only to death.
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Don't be a fool, man. It's not
like you've got other girls
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throwing themselves at you.
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Hi.
Can I sit with you?
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Or at least not usually.
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You wanna sit here?
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I don't bite.
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Uhh, yeah, of course.
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Um, I'm Jake.
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My name's Ellen.
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I just transferred in.
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Hi Ellen! My name's...
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I bet you play football.
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Uh, yeah!
I'm varsity quarterback.
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Ah, I knew it!
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Is there any chance of getting
the varsity quarterback
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to show me around
my new school?
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I mean, if you're available.
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Me?
Well sure I...
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He's not available.
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Hi, I'm...
Leaving?
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Great, thanks for
saving my seat.
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Sure. I sort of lost
my appetite anyway.
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See ya later Jake.
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Bye Ellen!
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What rock did she
crawl out from under?
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You are not making points here.
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Hi!
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You scared me.
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Sorry.
What are you doing?
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Looking up UFOs.
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I saw this weird light
in the sky last night.
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Nice ring.
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Thanks, I found the
stone on the beach.
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It's beautiful.
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Can I try it on?
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Uhh, yeah, sure.
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Jake!
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Julie, hi, I was just...
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We've got Spanish.
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Spanish.
Right.
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I'm comin'.
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I gotta go.
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Wait!
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I was, huh, hoping that
you could give me a...
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a computer lesson,
today, after school.
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Because I'm really
lost with all this stuff.
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Uh, well sure, I guess but,
school closes up after class.
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Oh.
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Well, do you have a
computer at home?
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Like at my house? Yeah.
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Then let's do it there!
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Okay.
That'd be cool.
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After school, today, you and me.
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Bye.
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Hi!
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She's totally strange.
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Who?
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Your new "friend"
whats-her-name.
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I watched her on the
football field for over an hour.
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She was measuring
and digging like a,
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like a...
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well I don't know
what it was like,
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but it was weird.
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You spied on her for an
hour and she's weird?
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I don't know...
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You and I need to talk.
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What are you doing after school?
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Nuthin'. We can... uh...
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ah, hum...I can't, I've
got way too much homework.
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Since when do you do homework?
[bell rings]
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I gotta fly.
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Aaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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I am so outta here.
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Hello!
-Hi!
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Ready?
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Okay!
Let's go!
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I checked registration.
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There's no record of
any new transfers.
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She's not even a student here.
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Break time, I'm starving.
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Me too.
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My dad made me some sandwiches.
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In-coming!
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What's a matter?
It's PB and J.
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Sorry I'm, uh, allergic.
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Could you get rid
of that please?
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Sorry.
No problemo.
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You, huh, want something else?
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No thanks.
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Something to drink?
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Mmmmm.
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You OK?
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I'm fine.
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But it's getting late.
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Can you take me home?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll go get my keys.
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You huh, live in the woods?
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What're you doing?
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Jake, I know you have a steady
girlfriend and everything.
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Well, she's not
exactly steady...
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And I don't want to make you
do anything you don't want to.
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Like what?
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Well, it's just that you're
so cute I could eat you up.
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Yeah?
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I mean, I think you're
pretty cute too and all but...
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Jake, I'd really love
to be your girlfriend...
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and wear your ring.
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Will life always be this cool?
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Let me try it on.
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Wait.
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I think you're great,
but I have a girlfriend.
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I mean, I like you, but
I couldn't do that to Julie.
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I can't change your mind?
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I'm sorry.
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OK then, here we go.
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Hey, the car door just locked!
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I know.
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But neither of us...?
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Now give me that ring.
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Aaaaaaaaaahh...
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Aaaahhh...
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Shhh.
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It's OK, I'm not gonna hurt you.
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Just promise not to
scream and I'll move my hand.
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Okay?
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I'm sorry I scared you,
but you left me no choice.
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Who are you?
What are you?
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You remember that
light you saw in the sky?
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Yeah that was...
that was you???
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I'm not from here, Jake.
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I really don't look like
this, I'm much prettier
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in my regular form.
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Oh, yeah!
With bug eyes and 6 foot arms?
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That is not regular.
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For ME it is.
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Can I please get up?
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Promise not to run away?
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I swear.
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Please don't try that again.
What do you want from me?
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I need your help.
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"Flesh eating
bacteria strikes again."
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It's not bacteria.
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It's a parasite that
travels from planet to planet,
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eating everything in it's path.
Like locusts.
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This stuff is
from another planet?
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My partner and I are the
only survivors from my planet.
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Those parasites
they ate everything,
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and everyone.
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It was horrible.
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So why did you follow them here?
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To try to stop them
before they destroy earth,
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the way they destroyed my home
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and... to find a new home.
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So you're telling me you're like
a lizard-girl from outer space
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on a mission to destroy a band
of intergalactic flesh eating
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parasites that wanna earth
and then make this your home?
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That's about it.
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Cool.
So why'd you pick me?
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'Cause I'm like, a
trained athlete?
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Well... no.
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Whoa!
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That was my partner's.
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We need them both to
destroy the locusts.
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What happened to your partner?
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You found that on the beach...
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he must have
crashed in the ocean.
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I'm sorry.
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So the only reason you
wanted to go out with me
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was to get my ring,
not because you think I'm cute?
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Sorry.
You're not really my type.
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You're way too...
human.
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That's too bad...
I think.
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Hey!
-Aaah!
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It's okay!
I can explain...
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I think.
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She...
she's a monster!
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No! Well... yeah, sorta.
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But she needs my help.
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Everything is cool.
Trust me.
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I... I'm getting the police.
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Julie!
No!
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C'mon, we've got to move fast.
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The parasites are over there.
I don't see anything.
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Because they're underground.
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Under the football field?
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Yes, that's where the
mother laid her eggs.
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Eggs??
Like, they're gonna hatch?
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Tonight, unless we stop them.
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How?
With the stones.
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As soon as the full moon
rises over the school...
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There thay are!!!!
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Hold it right there kids.
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We have to get into the school.
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It's locked.
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Not for long.
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Hey!
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No, it's a dead end!
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Come on!
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How did we... stay... up...?
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Suction.
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Suction?
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I'm really sorry I asked.
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I hid my equipment here.
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I figured that if
anyone found it,
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they'd just think it was
part of a science experiment.
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00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,712
Put these on when I tell you to.
272
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,922
Why?
273
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,592
I'll explain later.
Come on!
274
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,184
We're running out of time.
What's the hurry?
275
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,561
The lunar light will be
strongest when the moon
276
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,480
gets fully over the school.
277
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,901
And if we're not set up by
then, it's gonna be too late.
278
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:33,030
They're going to stop us.
279
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,907
Not if we get a
little diversion.
280
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,506
Jake?
281
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,219
What's going on??
282
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,888
I don't have time to
explain it all now,
283
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:00,640
but it's really, really
important that I help Ellen.
284
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:07,313
But there's something
that you gotta know.
285
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,273
You and I are the best.
286
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,902
I mean, together.
287
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:17,991
I really see that now, I
don't want to lose you.
288
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,203
You mean that?
289
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,474
What was that?
290
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,103
I felt something move.
291
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,812
There they are!
292
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,790
Come out of there, now!
293
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,294
Is that too loud?
294
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,014
Sorry.
295
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,557
They won't be gone for long!
296
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,060
When I give you the signal
put your glasses on and toss
297
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,771
the stone in the circle.
I'll do the same.
298
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,272
That's it?
What does it do?
299
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,399
You'll see.
300
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,276
Thanks Jake.
301
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,780
I'll never forget this.
302
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:50,541
Hold it right there young lady.
-Jake!
303
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,752
Let her go!
304
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,002
Jake!
305
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,049
Jake, you're our only hope!
306
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,309
Yes!
307
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,437
Jake!
The other one!
308
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,209
No!!!!!!
309
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:32,959
No!
310
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,965
Julie!
311
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,300
Throw it in the hoop!
312
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,344
Put your glasses on!
313
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:47,724
Julie, throw it in the hoop!
Cover your eyes!
314
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,825
We did it!
We did it!
315
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,075
Jake!
316
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,415
You were incredible!
317
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,792
Thanks, but, what did we do?
318
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,879
We killed the flesh
eating alien locust!
319
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,298
Here, read this.
320
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,677
You're kidding right?
321
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,929
No, read it!
322
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,264
I did.
323
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:29,266
This is about some
bacteria in Brazil
324
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,642
they stopped with antibiotics.
But... but no.
325
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,644
I mean, the mother
alien laid her eggs
326
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,105
in the field and we zapped 'em!
327
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,274
Mother alien?
328
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,235
What mother alien?
329
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,075
Ellen?
330
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,286
We zapped 'em, right?
331
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,207
(laughs)
332
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,518
The end.
333
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,314
Good story.
334
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,774
Now I know why you didn't
want to sit on the ground.
335
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:22,819
Well yeah...
336
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:26,030
and I also don't like
getting my bottom wet.
337
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,030
Bye!
338
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,160
Ugh gross!
339
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,369
Ugh man!
340
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,830
I'm soaked!
341
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:43,256
I really hope nobody
else can see this.
342
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,925
This is definetly
the end.
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