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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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What did you do to me?
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I don't feel right.
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Who dressed me like this?
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Where's Joe?
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I knew we shouldn't come
to this bachelor party.
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There better not be video
because we have a daughter
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with no sense of humor.
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You're all monsters!
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You talk too much, Mrs. Mazel.
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What a party.
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You look ridiculous.
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I don't remember anything.
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Oh, my God. Karen?
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- She okay?
- Don't worry. We've been here before.
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Everybody relax. Stand back.
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Who's next?
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Hey, buddy.
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We just had your bachelor party.
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You know what that means?
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I'm getting married!
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You're getting married!
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Oh, shoot.
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I really wanted to help you clean up,
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but you're already done.
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Darn it.
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That was almost as convincing
as when you go to reach
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for your credit card at dinner.
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Did you forget a coin purse
here last night?
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A coin purse?
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What am I, my Grandma Evie?
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What about an orthotic insole?
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Oh, yeah, that's mine. Thanks.
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Hey, uh, um, Noah knows
that I'm coming solo
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- to your dinner party tonight, right?
- Yes, he does.
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Because McCoy's on assignment in London.
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Wow, you work really hard to get that
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into every conversation, don't you?
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What, that the man I live with
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is on assignment in London? No, I don't.
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Assignment, London.
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Whoa.
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I didn't even notice that you
made this McCoy's office.
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And if you forget what he looks like,
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you can just come into here.
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It needs to feel like his place, too.
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I'm sure Noah's carved out some
space for you over there.
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, not actual space
because he's got his office
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and his daughter's room,
but I've got space.
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Okay. What's in the box?
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Asian baby fish humper?
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Why?
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You love Asian baby fish humper.
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- Noah hates it.
- What?
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- Yeah.
- He's beautif...
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well, he's ugly beautiful.
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I know. Uh, just...
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Noah has very particular taste.
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- What's with the look?
- I'm... I... I didn't give a look.
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Oh, yes you did.
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It's the "I want to weigh in
on Grace's relationship" look.
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I ju... living together,
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you know, involves compromise
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and... and Noah can be a kind
of an uncompromising guy.
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I just hope your place feels
like your place, too.
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Everything is good with us.
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It's actually why I wanted
to have this dinner party
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in the first place.
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It's just... it's so important
to me that you see
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how good we are living together.
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What do you think of the rug?
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It's... it's... it's like
really fun socks.
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Yeah, I mean, I know
that your favorite color
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is lack of color, but it's fun.
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It's fun, right?
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- So fun.
- Yeah.
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I'm just worried about Katie.
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I think... I think she might hate it.
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- How do you know that?
- Because we hate the same things.
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All right.
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That was a very clever way of telling me
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that you don't like the rug.
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No, wait. You know what?
I'll... I just...
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I won't look at it.
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Yeah, I'll, uh... I'll look up
when I walk in.
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It's not like I don't know
where the furniture is, right?
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Oh, mother...
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that's fun. That is fun.
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- It's a pouf.
- A what?
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A pouf.
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I didn't think we were
allowed to say that anymore.
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- What does it do?
- You sit on it.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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I get this. Yeah.
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I'm poufing now, right?
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I'm...
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having sex!
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With a lady!
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Oh, boy!
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All done.
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No, wait.
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Now I'm done.
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When did Asian baby
fish humper come back?
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Noah didn't like it.
I'm worried about Grace.
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She's doing that thing again
where she's the only one
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in the relationship making compromises.
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I'm gonna say something.
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You are absolutely not
gonna say anything.
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Have you forgotten
the giant fights you got into
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when you would say something about Donny?
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- Danny.
- And Norman?
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- Nathan.
- And Louie?
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Leo.
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You got a point, but... but she told me
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to be totally honest
when we go over there tonight.
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What, am I supposed to just lie?
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Yes.
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This happens all the time
in the theater world,
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when you have to see a friend
in a terrible play.
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Huh.
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What's that like?
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Oh, pretend when you saw me
in "Gaybraham Twinkin"...
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That I wasn't good.
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Give me a minute to get there.
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Oh, I'm there.
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Okay, so, you would say something nice
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without getting specific.
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Like, "You really looked like
you were having fun up there."
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- Mm-hmm.
- Right?
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Or... or you just pick adjectives
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and you draw them out really long.
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Like... like this.
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Spectacular.
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Right? Right?
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Or... or just say them twice.
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Magical. Absolutely magical.
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Right?
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And go ahead and feel free
to use your hands.
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Mm-hmm.
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What if it's so bad
you can't say anything?
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Oh, well, you say...
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"There are simply no words."
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Right? Trust me.
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It'll work with Grace.
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Most people are so desperate
for compliments,
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- they won't suspect a thing.
- Hmm.
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Wait, you told me you had no words
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when you saw me in "Gaybraham Twinkin".
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And I meant it.
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Oh, my God. That is so nice.
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Oh, Nikki, these last few weeks with you
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have been incredible.
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And, uh, presidentially speaking,
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let's just say that I prefer
Bush over Johnson.
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Well, that's the highest
compliment you can pay someone
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in my community.
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I guess it's kinda my
community now, too, huh?
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Oh, uh, unless you're talking about
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the African American community,
which still refuses
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to accept me as one of their own.
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I'll call Shonda.
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Oh.
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But I... I do mean the gay community.
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But, um, is that really you either?
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What do you mean?
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Do straight women want to do
the things to you
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- that I do?
- Oh, yeah.
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Come here.
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I need to know if you're just
trying something out.
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I mean, if you're ashamed
to be seen with me...
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I'm not ashamed.
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I took you out to dinner last week.
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In Berlin.
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You got me on the down low.
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Have you even told your friends about us?
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No, not yet.
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But I've been thinking.
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I think it's time for me
to dump all of my friends
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and get new ones who
are black and gay like us.
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I'm sorry, Karen. I can't do this.
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I... I need to be with a gay woman,
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and if you're not in this 100%,
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I'm out.
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Hello, papi chulo. Hello, Will.
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Jack, I was thinking,
why don't you make a list
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of what you need to bring
for the wedding?
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Hush, papi.
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I don't need to make a list.
I have everything.
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I have the rings, the tux, my passport...
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which is up to date.
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I'm glad you renewed it early.
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McCoy had to... had
to do his last minute,
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- 'cause he's...
- On assignment in London.
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- We know.
- Yes.
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Okay, just one more thing, Jack.
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I promise.
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Do you have the 13 gold coins
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which you will present to me
at the altar?
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This guy.
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Of course I have the coins.
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It's the first thing I packed.
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Now get out of here, all right? Come on.
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Don't worry about a thing, okay?
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- Okay, I'm sorry.
- No worries.
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You have no idea where those
coins are, do you?
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Oh, my God.
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I brought them over to show
Karen at the bachelor party.
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Uh, they were in a little coin purse,
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but I must have lost it somewhere.
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Coin purse?
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That sounds small and hard to find.
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What do I do? What do I do?
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Well, I guess you better
run around the apartment
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like a crazy person looking everywhere.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! He was right about me!
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Here's... I... I...
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I am forgetful and irresponsible!
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He was totally right!
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- And bad at finding things.
- I can't find anything!
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What's so special about the gold coins?
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Oh, I don't know. Some Spanish tradition.
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I... I... I tried to Wikipedia them,
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but I accidentally went to Dickipedia
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and stayed there all night.
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Jack.
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Would you stop jingling
whatever you're jingling?
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I'm trying to...
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You son of a bitch.
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You really enjoyed that, didn't you?
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I really did. Here.
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I counted them. There's only 12.
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You're missing one.
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Hey, me again.
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I just want to say,
forget about the list.
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None of those things matter
as long as you are there.
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Oh, thank God.
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That's such a relief.
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Except the coins.
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The 13 gold coins are the most
important tradition
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in a Spanish wedding.
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They symbolize our trust,
and they must be there.
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But the rest, who cares?
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Everything can be replaced.
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The coins cannot be replaced.
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You probably got that
they were not included
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when I said everything,
but I wanted to make sure.
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I'm missing one gold coin, Rory.
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No, there is not a reward.
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Just call me if you find it.
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I hate every single one of my friends.
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Not Karen.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hi!
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- Come on in.
- Wow.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Oh, I love people who know
that no gifts means yes gifts.
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Yeah. We've met before.
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- Oh, you got my favorite candle.
- Hmm.
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Oh.
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Smells like rotten berries in here.
265
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:49,622
Oh, pretty candle.
266
00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:51,144
- Oh, thanks, you guys.
- Hmm.
267
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:53,827
Uh, maybe we put it in the dining room.
268
00:12:53,851 --> 00:12:55,709
Uh, we could, or you could bring it
269
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,775
- to the office.
- Sure.
270
00:12:59,297 --> 00:13:01,995
See? How's that for compromise?
271
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:05,463
Spectacular.
272
00:13:07,866 --> 00:13:09,684
Thanks.
273
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,606
Hmm.
274
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:14,489
- Oh, hey, Estefan.
- Hola, curmudgeon.
275
00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:16,571
- Hola, Grace.
- Hola.
276
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,614
I have brought you this wine
all the way from my village
277
00:13:19,638 --> 00:13:21,496
- in Spain.
- Aww.
278
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,138
That's so cool.
279
00:13:23,162 --> 00:13:25,861
Uh, they sell the same wine
at the bodega on the corner.
280
00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:29,265
Where it is also 13 American dollars.
281
00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:32,669
Speaking of the number 13, tell him about
282
00:13:32,693 --> 00:13:36,032
the 13 gold coins you will
present to me at the wedding.
283
00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:38,675
Well, I would,
but I think Grace wants to say
284
00:13:38,699 --> 00:13:40,277
something nice to welcome us
into her home.
285
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:43,720
Well, um, you know, I would just...
286
00:13:43,744 --> 00:13:45,282
I would just like to say how nice it is
287
00:13:45,306 --> 00:13:49,046
to have you guys here in our home.
288
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:52,650
It just means so much to...
289
00:13:52,674 --> 00:13:53,811
No way.
290
00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:55,213
It's my best friend from college.
291
00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:58,056
I'm... I'm so sorry. I'll be right back.
292
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,098
Steve, what's up, buddy?
293
00:14:00,122 --> 00:14:01,540
No, no, I'm good.
294
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:03,493
Uh, Grace just has her friends over.
295
00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:05,824
Obviously you're his friends, too.
296
00:14:05,848 --> 00:14:07,066
Hmm.
297
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:08,707
He's... he's not very demonstrative.
298
00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:10,734
You're amazing!
299
00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:13,713
You know what I mean. He's, um...
300
00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:15,194
Magical.
301
00:14:15,218 --> 00:14:17,621
Absolutely magical!
302
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,040
What? You're being weird.
303
00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:21,361
I'm not. I'm not being weird.
304
00:14:21,385 --> 00:14:24,324
There is nothing weird at all.
305
00:14:24,348 --> 00:14:26,350
All right, listen up, people.
306
00:14:29,794 --> 00:14:32,653
This is my girlfriend, Nikki.
307
00:14:32,677 --> 00:14:37,563
And we are 100% gay together.
308
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,767
Here's some more.
309
00:14:44,791 --> 00:14:47,450
How long has Karen been a lesbian?
310
00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:49,596
I think since this afternoon.
311
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,816
- Everything all right?
- Yeah, yeah.
312
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,619
All good.
I'll, uh... I'll tell you later.
313
00:14:55,643 --> 00:14:58,090
Love this metal table, Noah.
314
00:14:59,847 --> 00:15:01,665
Isn't that great, babe?
315
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:03,347
Oh!
316
00:15:03,371 --> 00:15:06,470
Do you know what else is made of metal?
317
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:11,375
The 13 gold coins which Jack
will present to me.
318
00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,518
Tell them, mi Monte Carlo.
319
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:16,162
Hey, have you ever looked
inside an American
320
00:15:16,187 --> 00:15:17,405
straight guy's bathroom?
321
00:15:17,429 --> 00:15:19,126
No, and I have always wanted to.
322
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,169
Well, we have got to go see it right now.
323
00:15:21,193 --> 00:15:23,715
I bet it's just a hole in the ground.
324
00:15:26,719 --> 00:15:31,300
I can't wait to celebrate
this gay wedding with you.
325
00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:32,901
You just call it their wedding.
326
00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:35,704
Um, by the way, you look like
327
00:15:35,728 --> 00:15:37,731
a mid-'90s rapper.
328
00:15:39,332 --> 00:15:41,550
That gets me so hard.
329
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:46,196
So, uh, Will, uh,
how's it living with McCoy?
330
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,839
It's great. He's on assignment in London.
331
00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:50,865
Drink.
332
00:15:55,069 --> 00:15:56,967
Sorry, it's just a little inside joke.
333
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,275
I think I got it.
334
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:02,093
Anyway, you know, it's been an adjustment
335
00:16:02,117 --> 00:16:04,015
with McCoy, sharing a space.
336
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,216
Compromising.
337
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,898
Sure it's been the same for you.
338
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,020
No, it's actually been pretty
seamless for us.
339
00:16:09,044 --> 00:16:10,502
Really? Well, you...
340
00:16:10,526 --> 00:16:12,264
you've obviously learned how
to give up control
341
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:14,186
to the TV remote,
'cause you try to take it
342
00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:16,028
from this one, she turns into Joffrey.
343
00:16:16,052 --> 00:16:17,910
Am I right?
344
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,311
Uh, who... who is Joffrey?
345
00:16:19,335 --> 00:16:21,834
Oh, he's from "Game of Thrones."
346
00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:23,276
It's a show.
347
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,302
We don't have a TV.
348
00:16:26,303 --> 00:16:28,001
Yeah, I... I can't have a TV.
349
00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:29,402
I'd never pick up a book.
350
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:31,428
Mmm. I don't miss it.
351
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:35,409
I don't need a TV to be happy.
352
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,731
That's... I...
353
00:16:38,356 --> 00:16:40,799
you guys sure look like
you're having a lot of fun.
354
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,962
Yeah, we... we really are.
355
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:48,103
Hey, Nikki, have you ever been to Spain?
356
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,265
No, uh, I've always wanted to go,
357
00:16:50,289 --> 00:16:52,467
but this'll be my first time.
358
00:16:52,491 --> 00:16:55,270
Hopefully we'll get to see
the running of the bulls
359
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:56,792
in lesbian town.
360
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,594
Okay, I think we need to talk.
361
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:03,880
Of course we do. We're lesbians.
362
00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:07,203
All we do is talk.
363
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,229
Ow.
364
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,969
Noah, I am blown away by your bathroom.
365
00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:17,038
One bottle and it is both the
shampoo and the conditioner.
366
00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:20,497
I'm so glad you're back.
How about a toast?
367
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:23,180
Um, Noah, you're better
with words than me.
368
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,183
Oh, yeah, I'm... I'm not great at toasts.
369
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:26,424
Don't be so modest.
370
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:27,585
Seriously, I... I don't think I...
371
00:17:27,609 --> 00:17:29,347
Yes, please. You are a writer.
372
00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:33,391
Maybe a beautiful toast
about our wedding.
373
00:17:33,415 --> 00:17:34,871
Guys, I...
374
00:17:36,058 --> 00:17:38,237
I'm not gonna be able
to come to the wedding.
375
00:17:38,261 --> 00:17:39,358
- What?
- You're kidding.
376
00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:41,336
That is a terrible toast.
377
00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:45,004
I'm really sorry, guys.
378
00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:47,447
My best friend, Steve,
who's been living abroad
379
00:17:47,471 --> 00:17:50,089
for ten years is coming
into town this weekend.
380
00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:52,172
But it's in three days.
When were you gonna tell us?
381
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,533
After the party.
382
00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:55,599
I thought it might create
an awkward moment.
383
00:17:59,524 --> 00:18:01,064
Guess I was wrong.
384
00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:05,666
This is not what being gay is.
385
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:08,373
Especially not for you.
386
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,193
Yeah.
387
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,635
I guess you're right.
388
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,877
You know, I Googled "butch lesbian",
389
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:18,915
but I guess I'm more
of a lipstick lesbian.
390
00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:21,323
Wanna go figure it out on a pile of coats
391
00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:22,885
in Noah's bedroom?
392
00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:24,504
I would like that very much.
393
00:18:25,151 --> 00:18:27,530
I can't believe Noah's
not coming to our wedding.
394
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,332
I know.
395
00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:32,535
The saddest part is that
he will not get to see me
396
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:36,266
receive the 13 golden coins.
397
00:18:37,404 --> 00:18:39,062
I can't take it!
398
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:42,066
Estefan, look, I love you,
and I know how much
399
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,227
those coins mean to you.
400
00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,309
But the truth is...
401
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,361
- What?
- Jack, I have your coin.
402
00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:51,516
The truth is, I'm pretty darn
sick of you doubting me
403
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,398
and I'd like a moment alone
with my thoughts.
404
00:18:53,422 --> 00:18:55,240
Oh, okay.
405
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,682
I will just go look
at his bathroom again.
406
00:18:57,706 --> 00:19:02,031
He has a bar of soap that says, "Dial".
407
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,174
Harry, you found my coin?
408
00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:10,200
The ER doctor did.
409
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,260
He asked me how it got where it did,
410
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,503
and everything came flooding back.
411
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:18,385
Me not wanting to dance,
412
00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:21,148
Will saying I was a dancing machine,
413
00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:23,030
you saying if someone put a coin in me,
414
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:24,191
I had to dance.
415
00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:33,281
Now I remember!
416
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:34,602
Karen put a coin u...
417
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:37,165
Please don't finish that sentence.
418
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:38,691
Noah, this is Jack's wedding.
419
00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:41,329
I know, Grace,
but Steve's my best friend.
420
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:43,171
Jack is one of Grace's best friends.
421
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:45,774
You could fly and see him
as soon as we get back.
422
00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:48,457
No, we've been trying
to get together forever.
423
00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:49,798
Noah...
424
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,013
This is really important to me.
425
00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,321
And this is really important to me.
426
00:19:55,769 --> 00:19:57,055
Okay.
427
00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,557
I understand.
428
00:20:00,774 --> 00:20:02,143
I guess.
429
00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:05,620
There really are no words.
430
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:08,519
Hey, great news.
431
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,281
I found the coin.
432
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:11,778
Funny story.
433
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,537
Which you will probably enjoy
at a later date.
434
00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:16,300
I can't do this.
435
00:20:16,325 --> 00:20:17,623
I'm going home before I say
something I'll regret.
436
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:18,944
'Cause you're right.
437
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,612
Grace would kill me
if I actually told her
438
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,814
that she could do so much
better than Noah.
439
00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:25,217
She is standing right
behind me, isn't she?
440
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:26,738
She is.
441
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:28,765
And she wants you to leave.
442
00:20:29,986 --> 00:20:31,964
You don't think I don't know
what you've been doing?
443
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:34,248
Feeding me vague compliments
like we're backstage
444
00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:35,466
at one of Jack's shows?
445
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:38,351
Oh, no, no, this is different.
446
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,138
Uh, he doesn't mean
the compliments he gave you.
447
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,198
Look, I was trying to avoid a fight.
448
00:20:45,222 --> 00:20:47,281
But come on. Blowing off Jack's wedding?
449
00:20:47,305 --> 00:20:51,245
- That's kind of a big deal.
- It's his best friend, Will.
450
00:20:51,269 --> 00:20:53,527
I... I've gotta be flexible about this.
451
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,690
He hasn't made any space for you, Grace.
452
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,490
I know you feel that, too.
453
00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:00,455
Look, is Noah perfect? No.
454
00:21:00,479 --> 00:21:02,257
Not even close.
455
00:21:02,281 --> 00:21:05,582
And he's a lot to deal with.
456
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,543
Sometimes he's an absolute bummer.
457
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,547
And he's standing right
behind me, isn't he?
458
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:15,872
Wow, the rare double-double.
459
00:21:16,305 --> 00:21:22,808
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