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NED:
Peter Parker, are you Spider-Man?
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No.
For the god-zillionth time, no.
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That guy in black
said different.
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You mean the guy
calling himself "Venom"?
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Does that name
inspire trust?
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Then how is it you're
the only photographer
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getting pictures
of the Web-Slinger in action?
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Look, he rings my cell
to tip me off
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when he's about
to fight a baddie.
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Guy's kind of a glory hound.
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JAMESON:
I knew it!
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I knew that headline hog
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was using me
for free publicity.
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But a bucks a buck, so, Lee,
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interview everyone that
wall-crawling weasel's ever met.
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Heck, interview everyone
Parker's ever met.
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I'm on it.
Wait.
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You cant
really think--
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Go home, Peter.
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Get a good night's sleep.
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PETER:
With my world about to end?
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Sure.
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Well?
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He's a kid,
not Spider-Man.
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Yeah.
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But just in case.
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We're ready to run
with this.
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[
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[
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Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs
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Swinging fromThe highest ledge
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He can leap above our heads
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized
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Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Spectacular
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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You were one
of the first individuals
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rescued by the Spider-Man
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and Peter Parker
is a friend of your son's.
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Any chance Pete and Spidey
are one and the same?
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No.
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HARRY:
Pete.
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A Bugle reporter
asked my dad
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if you're Spider-Man.
Come on, what's that about?
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Nothing.
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I mean, heh, no idea.
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FLASH:
Sha Shan, hey.
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Wait up.
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[SHA SHAN SIGHS]
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Really, Flash,
there's no point.
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I'm not going out with you.
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[GASPS]
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Yo!
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Mr. Devereaux.
Yo.
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Okay, so you didn't cast
me in the school play.
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No hard feelings.
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But guy to guy,
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a part would
really get me in good
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with a certain girl, see?
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Ah, I see.
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Uh, unfortunately,
I'm directing a play,
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not managing
a dating service.
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[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
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If this special seminar
teaches you kids anything,
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at least you'll learn
the importance
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of keeping your personal
information private.
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Uh, yes, Mr. Brown?
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A question?
[BELL RINGS]
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Guess it'll have to wait
until next week.
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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NED:
Peter Parker?
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Spider-Man?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING]
You gotta be kidding.
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Although, it would
explain a few things.
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Like when--
You don't mean it.
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And what about--
That's pretty far-fetched.
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And yet...
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BOTH:
No comment.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the prodigal son returns.
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Heh, Eddie?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Ah, great to see you again.
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Where have you been, mister?
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I took some downtime
after the, uh, downsizing.
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Eddie, what really happened?
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You were right behind me
when that monster grabbed me.
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I was afraid you--
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Why don't we
catch up over coffee,
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just the two of us.
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No! Uh, I mean,
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Gwen and I promised
to meet Harry and Liz
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at the Silver Spoon,
like, now.
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Rain check then.
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Don't suppose you'd
like your job back?
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You kidding?
Just give us a minute, heh.
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Been so missing my bro.
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We're quite unimpressed
with the Bugle.
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They haven't run our
big scoop yet. So...
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[GRUNTS]
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I don't really care
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what impresses you
these days, bro.
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Oh, but you will.
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So bus or subway?
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REPORTER 1: There he is.
REPORTER 2: Smile.
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Is it true?
Are you Spider-Man?
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REPORTER 3:
Hey, sling us a web, Pete!
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They think you're
Spider-Man?
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm sorry.
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REPORTER 1:
Can you prove you're not Spidey?
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REPORTER 3:
Spidey, that your girl?
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Yo, babe, what's it like
kissing a freak, huh?
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Let go of me.
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Hey, back off.
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Hey, come on,
just a few more shots.
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REPORTER 4:
We might catch him webbing away.
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Hey, where'd they go?
I know they came this way.
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Keep looking.
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They can't have gotten far.
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[SIGHS]
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REPORTER 5:
Hey, does Spidey do invisible?
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[LAUGHS]
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Shh.
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REPORTER 6:
Maybe they went in the student store?
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REPORTER 7: Yeah.
REPORTER 8: Or the swim gym.
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[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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[
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Hey, Harry.
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Oh, oh,
Liz is there too?
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Yeah, sure, sure,
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we-we'll be there
in a few minutes.
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Bye.
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I think they're gone,
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but, um,
given the circumstances
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I-I'd better
pass on the spoon.
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Tell Liz that I'm-- I'm sorry.
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And Harry.
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Yeah, me too.
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I-I-I mean,
I-I will.
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Bro, I get why
you're doing this to me,
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but don't you get how many
other people you'll hurt?
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Oh, we know exactly how many
people your secrets will hurt.
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[
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[GRUNTS]
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And we cant wait to watch them
all turn against you.
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[CRIES OUT]
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[GROWLS]
[GRUNTS]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[ALL GASP]
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Who are you?
How many Spideys are there?
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What are you
doing to him?
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Call us Venom,
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and all we want is to take
off Spider-Man's mask.
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Is your nephew
Spider-Man?
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Am I being punk'd?
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And now the moment of truth.
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Sure.
What say we get a close-up?
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[GRUNTS]
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[SHUTTERS CLICKING]
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That proves it.
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If he wasn't Parker,
would he resist this much?
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The creep's gotta point.
REPORTER 3: Show us your face.
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REPORTER 1:
Prove you're not Parker.
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Because I'm not
Parker doesn't
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mean I'll reveal who I am.
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Its called a secret identity.
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[VENOM GRUNTS]
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Besides, Smiley here's
a half-alien symbiote.
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You cant trust those things.
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The spider doth protest
too much, we thinks.
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[GRUNTING]
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Whoops, heh-heh, too hard.
But stay tuned.
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We'll be right backwith the unmasking.
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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All right, all right,
leave the boy alone.
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There he is. Do you think
he's really Spidey?
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No, I do not.
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[
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Perfect.
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Like you never left.
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Good to be home.
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Look, I've known Puny Parker
since nursery school.
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Man, the dweeb spent sophomore
year stuffed in his locker.
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Several students saw him
in a Spider-Man costume--
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At the Halloween Carnival.
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And he looked like a geek
in footie pajamas.
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Anyone can suit up
and pretend to be Spidey.
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Heh, and I can prove it.
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Hey, News losers.
Here I am!
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REPORTER 1:
What's with the crutches?
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REPORTER 2:
Maybe that Venom injured him.
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I'm ready to reveal
my true identity as not Parker.
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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Hey, hey,
Web-Head walking here.
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You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Yeah, Spidey's gimped up.
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We'll never have a better
chance to take him down.
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PETER:
Ugh, every time I swearI'm not Spidey,
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I'm lying to peopleI care about.
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Maybe I should justadmit the truth.
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NED:
You've fought Spidey.
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Any insight
on his identity?
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No, but I hope the Parker kid
is Spider-Man.
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Believe me,
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every guy in the joint would
know what to do with that info.
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Back off.
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Should have stood in bed,
web-stinker.
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[GRUNTS]
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Heh, Web-Stinker?
Really?
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That's your A material?
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Ow, this guy's a fake.
That's the real Spidey.
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Ah, the brains of the outfit.
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Hold this for me,
genius.
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Hey!
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, man.
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[SHUTTERS CLICKING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
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See? Anyone can
pretend to be Spidey,
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and you guys will eat it up,
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but there's only
one genuine article.
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You mean Peter Parker?
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Yeah. No.
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This guy.
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He's my biggest fan.
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Which is sad, really.
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VENOM:
We'll show you sad.
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[GRUNTS]
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VENOM:
A sad little masked super-hero
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soon to have no mask
and no super.
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Recognize this?
Gene cleanser.
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After your identity's revealed,
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we'll pour it down
your throat
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then we'll sit back
and laugh
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while all your enemies
attack Peter Parker--
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[CHUCKLES]
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--leaving you powerless
to defend yourself
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or the ones you love.
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[GROWLING]
255
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:05,456
So they tell me you
and Pete go way back.
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00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,359
Yeah, we're like brothers.
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Should have seen it sooner:
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Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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[GRUNTS]
260
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,243
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
261
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,611
This is gold.
262
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,513
[GROWLS]
263
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:32,616
[GRUNTS]
264
00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:39,589
[ROARS]
265
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,689
[CRIES OUT]
266
00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:15,325
[GROANS]
[GROWLS]
267
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:25,136
What are those
supposed to do?
268
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,670
Well, they're supposed to hurt.
269
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:31,008
Right idea.
Wrong caliber.
270
00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:33,811
[GRUNTS]
271
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,514
[GROWLS]
272
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,773
[GROWLS]
273
00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,259
[GRUNTS]
274
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:32,769
[GRUNTING]
275
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:34,939
GWEN:
No!
276
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,974
[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]
VENOM: Well, well.
277
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,976
All our favorite
playthings are here.
278
00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:43,381
[ROARS]
279
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,714
[SCREAMING]
280
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,284
One word: evacuate!
281
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,219
Move along, girls.
282
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,154
Now, Miss Stacy!
283
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:53,157
[ROARS]
284
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,327
Mm, tasty.
285
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,218
[GROWLING]
286
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,028
Proceed quickly.
287
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,330
[CRASHING]
288
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,897
[GASPS]
289
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:43,107
You really think
you can hurt us with that?
290
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,842
Kind of.
291
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,610
[CLANGING]
[SCREAMING]
292
00:15:53,685 --> 00:15:57,654
That was unpleasant.
293
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,390
Oh, great.
Now he's mad.
294
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,891
[THUDDING]
295
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,626
[GROANS]
296
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,632
Thanks.
Ill get out of your way now.
297
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,509
[GROANS, GRUNTS]
298
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,278
VENOM:
You never could score a basket to save your life.
299
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,747
Just not used
to being the ball.
300
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:03,520
Stupid reporters still think
Puny Parker's Spidey.
301
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:06,323
[GRUNTS]
302
00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,259
[GRUNTS]
303
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,026
[BLOWS LANDING]
304
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,534
Open wide.
305
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,635
[GRUNTING]
306
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,205
Oh, don't be a baby.
307
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,574
Time to take
your medicine.
308
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,175
FLASH:
Hey, doofus.
309
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,944
You got the wrong spider.
310
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,113
Please,
you're not fooling--
311
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,447
[CRIES OUT]
312
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,585
Thanks. You did good.
Now book!
313
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,419
Right. Booking!
314
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,122
[ROARS]
315
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,156
[GRUNTS]
316
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:43,526
We'll take
that cleanser now.
317
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:44,928
Whatever you say, bro.
318
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:48,832
[GROANING]
319
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,640
[SCREAMING]
320
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,753
No!
321
00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:18,429
You cant reject me now.
322
00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:27,070
[GRUNTS]
323
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:32,176
Don't leave me!
324
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,515
It got away.
325
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,982
[GRUNTING]
326
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,718
Help me get it back!
Please!
327
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,787
Eddie, Eddie, it's over.
328
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:44,988
You're free.
329
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,924
You can stop this,
stop hating.
330
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,827
Can't.
331
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:55,265
[WHIMPERING]
It only loves me for the hate.
332
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,401
[POLICE SIREN BLARING]
333
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,607
It'll come back.
334
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,543
You'll see!
335
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,477
We're Venom!
336
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,881
And We'll destroy
Spider-Man yet!
337
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,450
Brock's lost it.
Venom's, like, twice his size.
338
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,818
Hey, did I mention
339
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,688
I received a personal thank you
from Spidey himself?
340
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,690
You mean Pete?
Yea-- No!
341
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,225
DEVEREAUX:
Mr. Thompson.
342
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,627
I was having a spot of tea
in the faculty lounge
343
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,495
when who should appear
on the telly
344
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:30,067
but a young man in a Spidery
sort of costume and crutches.
345
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,403
Oh, yeah?
346
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:36,473
I had no idea you
had such hidden talents
347
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,242
so I have reconsidered
your request.
348
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,644
I would like to offer
you the part
349
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,014
of "Nick Bottom"
in our play.
350
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,450
Nick, huh?
He's the hero, right?
351
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,620
Oh, he's quite essential,
to be sure.
352
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,923
Coach,
you got yourself a star.
353
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:58,328
So maybe now we can score
some private "rehearsal" time.
354
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,231
I don't think you'll
be needing much rehearsal.
355
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,367
You just agreed
to play Nick Bottom
356
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,402
in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
357
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,072
Trust me,
you have that role nailed.
358
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,808
You know I do.
359
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,880
We're missing a vial
of gene cleanser.
360
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,747
[SIGHS]
361
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,050
I feel I have no choice.
362
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,254
Security has been, heh, well,
abysmal under your watch.
363
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,256
I'm asking the University Board
to turn over
364
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,792
day-to-day management
of the lab to me.
365
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,593
But Curt built this lab.
366
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:33,564
You cant--
I'm sorry, but I can.
367
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,970
NED:
I just have two questions for you, Betty.
368
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,273
Do you think Peter Parker
is Spider-Man?
369
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,542
And would you go out
with me Saturday night?
370
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,777
Lee! You've got exactly
eight seconds to show me
371
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,446
what you've got
on the Web-Head!
372
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,148
NED:
So that Thompson kid told me
373
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,083
about Pete being
at the Halloween Carnival,
374
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,484
so I dug up
the security footage.
375
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,719
Okay, pause.
376
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,988
This is where the rumor must
have started, but come on,
377
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,457
I mean, would the real Spidey
ever show his face in public?
378
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,159
Thank you.
379
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,028
And thank you, Flash.
380
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,130
Wow, that's two I owe you.
381
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,566
[HORNS HONKING]
382
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,804
Heh, innocent,but still at large.
383
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:17,407
Guess you can'twin them all.
384
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:30,954
I once thought his whole
masked vigilante thing
385
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,489
was problematic,
386
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,791
but I've come to realize
that if Spider-Man's
387
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,560
true identity was revealed,
388
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:40,263
everyone he cared about
would be in constant danger.
389
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:43,466
Maybe a man in a mask
doesn't have something to hide,
390
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,936
but something to protect.
391
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,538
Wouldn't you agree?
392
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,740
Uh, y-yes, sir.
393
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,391
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394
00:22:08,441 --> 00:22:12,991
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