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What did I miss?
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Aunt May, I can't believe
you don't have it on.
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They discover alien life,
and you're not watching?
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Oh, Peter, aliens are bug-eyed
monsters who say,
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"Take me to your leader."
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This is a mud stain
on the space shuttle.
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Not mud. Organic mud.
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Living mud.
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From outer space.
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NASA's not releasing images,
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but if we zoom in on thisshot of the shuttle--
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Right there. On the hull.
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That dark patchis extraterrestrial life.
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Primitive, obviously,but organic.
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Earlier today the alienlife form was flown
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to Empire State University,where it will be studied
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by the country'stop bio-geneticist,
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Dr. Curtis Connors.
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Yes! An in.
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I hope.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Hello? Ha-ha.
That's right, bro.
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The ooze has landed,
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and, uh, Dr. C
is back in the game.
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He's been kinda lost since,
you know, the Lizard thing.
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Discontinued most
of our research,
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but we're backin business again.
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I-I have to see it.
Can you hook me up?
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No go, bro.
Dr. Martha has spoken.
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No visitors, no reporters,
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and for sure no photographers
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she already knowsshe can't trust.
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As usual,
Peter Parker's out of luck.
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But maybe Spider-Man's not.
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After all,
Spidey's got a zoom lens,
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and the lab has a skylight.
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And now a peek at our
strange visitor.
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And our strange
visitor's visitor.
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Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs
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Swinging fromThe highest ledge
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He can leap above our heads
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized
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Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Spectacular
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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A school locker
has better security.
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Perfect.
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I stop a crime in progress,
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get pictures for the Bugle
of me and a hot cat burglar,
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and slap my peepers on the ooze.
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Hat trick.
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[BEEPING]
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Come to kitty.
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Gee, never thought I'd
be rescuing the icky alien
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from the beautiful damsel.
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Well, I do believe
it's Spider-Man.
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Easy, cat lady.
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I don't want a fight.
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Name's Black Cat.
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And cats don't fight spiders.
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[GRUNTS]
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We just bat 'em around.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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Whoa!
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Oh, you better not get
your goop in my hair.
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Don't worry. It comes off
with ice or peanut butter.
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Lovely. You've got a sweet
little skill-set, there, Spidey.
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You want in on this gig?
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We could split the take.
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Gig? Take?
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These words
are strange to me.
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A certain captain of industry
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offered an indecent
amount of cash
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to steal that slime.
Said something about
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"unlimited scientific
potential."
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Are you sure he was a full
captain of industry?
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And not some industrial cadet
showing off for the girls?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I know
when a man's showing off.
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So what do you say,
hot stuff?
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Want a slice of the mud pie?
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Uh, it is tempting,
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but then I'd have to turn
in my superhero discount card.
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Mm, too bad.
I like us together.
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SPIDER-MAN:
But we only just met.
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And I'm not
that kind of spider.
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Give a cat a chance
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and she'll make you
that kind of spider.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Ha-ha. Stop, I'm blushing.
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What in the--?
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Dr. Connors.
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[GRUNTS]
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Two's company.
Three's a corroborating witness.
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The life form. Where is it?
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Black Cat.
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She must have tak--
But how? When?
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Call the cops.
I'll go after her.
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[GROANS]
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So much for this gig.
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Bad kitty.
[SIRENS WAILING]
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Maybe I can still find her.
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Aw, heck. I never even got
a good look at the gunk.
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MAN:
Read all about it!
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Spider-Thief
and accomplice steal E.T.!
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And Spider-Man's come in
through the skylight before?
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Yes, but never
to steal anything.
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I actually thought
Spidey was a hero.
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And I actually thought Pete
was a human being,
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but he was here last night
taking pictures
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and couldn't even be bothered
to call the police.
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But--
Don't bother, Gwen.
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Bro had his second chance.
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I'm done.
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[PHONES RINGING]
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Boss, I'd like a word.
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How about "scram"?
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Or two words: "scram, kid."
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Or 17: "Get out of my office
in 2.3 seconds,
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or I'll staple you
to a flagpole."
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How did you count so--?
Uh, never mind.
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I can't believe you're printing
flat-out lies.
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Lies?
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You callow, insubordinate pup.
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The Bugle only prints facts.
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And whatever it takes
to connect the facts together.
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Yeah, but I was there,
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uh, taking pictures
from the roof.
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Spidey was trying
to stop Black Cat
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from stealing the ooze.
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She got away,
but they didn't leave together.
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Looked that way
to an amateur like you,
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but it's standard
crook behavior.
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They met up later
to divide the spoils.
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Ask Dr. Connors.
He was there.
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Last night?
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Read the article, kid.
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Connors didn't
discover the theft
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till early this morning.
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What?
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PETER:
Why would Dr. Connors lie?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Spider-Man must be quite
confused right about now.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hello, general.
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No, regretfully,
I have no alien to deliver.
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A known competitor
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beat my team to the lab
by mere minutes.
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Of course.
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Your down payment
will be refunded.
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Goodbye.
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So no paycheck?
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No paycheck,
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but this story in the Bugle,
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it's sparked an epiphany.
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Mason, I'll need all your
mechanical ability.
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And Beck,
your special effects expertise.
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Yeah, so what else is new?
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Which captain of industry
or high-ranking politico
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you posing as this time,
Chameleon?
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This time I have someone
a little different in mind.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Black Cat must havetaken the muck.
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Okay, so there's no proofin any of my pictures,
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but I know I didn't take it.
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And what's with Dr. C?
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Spidey saved him
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from a permanent caseof lizard breath.
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I mean, how could he betraythe old web-head that way?
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And how am Iever gonna clear
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my friendly neighborhood name?
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[
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And the crazy thing?
They think I stole the alien.
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I never even got
a good look at it.
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Ooh, that's a good look for you.
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And I'm flattered, truly.
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See, I knew we made
a connection.
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You.
You're the real...thief.
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Heh-heh.
Because I stole your heart?
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Heard it before, swinger.
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What the heck?
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I've been looking for you.
I know I don't like being blamed
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for crimes I didn't commit,
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or any crimes, really.
Bad for business.
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So the frame-up
must really annoy
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an ex-primary color
guy like you.
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Huh? Uh, yeah. Ye--
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You didn't steal the ooze,
did you?
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Oh. You know I didn't,
short, dark, and handsome.
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You were there.
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So unless you took it...
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I-I didn't take it.
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Calm down.
I didn't think so.
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But if you're fed up enough
with the thankless hero thing
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to match your image to mine,
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then I have to ask:
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Are we going to be bad guys
together, partner?
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Or just plain bad?
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Oh. Was it something I said?
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Guess I found the ooze.
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Or it found me.
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Face it, Spidey,
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alien life has permanently
bonded itself to your suit.
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Best case, you're in for one
monster of a dry cleaning bill.
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Whoa!
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[CROWD SHOUTING]
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Perfect, now I'm flying
a glider.
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Gotta ditch in Central Park.
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No. Eddie and I lost our parents
in a plane just like that.
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Whoa.
Can't believe I made that leap.
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I hope I'm strong enough
for this.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Trouble is, I'm not
close enough to a building
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for my web to carry.
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Still. Nothing to lose.
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Oh, slick!
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Did I do that,
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or the ooze actually
upgrade my spider-ness?
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[
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MAN 1: Look out!
MAN 2: Run!
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SPIDER-MAN:
If I can use the ooze
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to help more people
as Spider-Man,
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and not incidentally earn
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a bit more photo money
as Peter Parker,
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then maybe it's okay that
I sort of unintentionally
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stole the slime
from the Connors' lab.
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And maybe it's better
for everyone
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if I don't return it.
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Course, that's not
really my call.
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SPIDER-MAN:
But obviously it wasthe right call.
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[
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Yeah, I could get used to this.
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Hey, Aunt May.
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[GROANS]
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Aunt May, what's wrong?
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Oh, Peter.
I-I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to frighten you.
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It was just the heat
from the stove.
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And I am a little tired.
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I'm not surprised.
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You've been cooking nonstop.
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There's enough food here
to feed the Rhino.
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Uh,
I-I'm testing recipes.
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We can give the extra
to the food drive.
260
00:11:36,422 --> 00:11:39,089
Come on, let's get you to bed.
261
00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:51,735
[
]
262
00:11:51,737 --> 00:11:53,137
[HORNS HONK]
263
00:11:53,139 --> 00:11:55,272
Spider-Man
just robbed the bank!
264
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,879
FLASH:
Cut it out!
265
00:12:01,881 --> 00:12:04,981
Ah, what's the matter, Fwashie?
Does the twufe hurt?
266
00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:06,517
[ALL LAUGHING]
267
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:09,586
It's not the twufe!
I mean, it's not true.
268
00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:12,122
Hey, if it's Make-Fun-of-Flash
Day, how can I help?
269
00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:14,225
Little Fwashie's mad
because his hero
270
00:12:14,227 --> 00:12:17,394
turned out to be a big crook.
I told you:
271
00:12:17,396 --> 00:12:19,830
The guy in the pictures
ain't the real Spidey.
272
00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:21,532
Any guy can put on a costume.
273
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:23,401
Puny Parker wore one last week.
274
00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:26,237
SALLY:
Can Puny Parker stick to walls and sling webs?
275
00:12:26,239 --> 00:12:27,571
Face it, Flash.
276
00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:29,973
The Bugle has undeniable
photographic evidence.
277
00:12:29,975 --> 00:12:31,007
Forget the Bugle!
278
00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:32,576
There's no way
I'm ever gonna believe
279
00:12:32,578 --> 00:12:34,545
Spider-Man's
turned to crime.
280
00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,613
Then you're the only one!
281
00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:38,014
[LAUGHS]
282
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:42,419
CHAMELEON [AS SPIDER-MAN]:
No sudden moves, friends.
283
00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:47,725
Your friendly neighborhood
web-shooter's in a frisky mood.
284
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,427
Behind you.
285
00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:53,163
My insect early-warning
system's tingling.
286
00:12:53,698 --> 00:12:55,866
[GRUNTING]
287
00:13:02,808 --> 00:13:04,374
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
288
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,581
Fill 'er up.
289
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,716
[
]
290
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:19,256
JAMESON:
Wonderful. Ha, perfect! Tomorrow's front page.
291
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,091
Uh, Mr. Jameson,
these pictures--
292
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,526
Too late, Parker.
293
00:13:22,528 --> 00:13:24,428
Got all the pictures
I could ask for.
294
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,164
Best of all, Joe Anonymous
is letting me have 'em for free.
295
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,333
As I predicted,
the web-head's turned out
296
00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:31,301
to be just another
thug in a mask.
297
00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:34,271
Soon he'll be caught,
jailed, and run out of town.
298
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,006
How can he be jailed
and run out of town?
299
00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:40,844
I'm giddy as a schoolgirl.
300
00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:44,482
[
]
301
00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:47,217
Never thought I'd be on
the lookout for, well, me.
302
00:13:47,219 --> 00:13:48,786
BLACK CAT:
Hey, crime spree.
303
00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:50,955
Was hoping you'd swing
this way again.
304
00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:52,022
Cat.
305
00:13:52,024 --> 00:13:53,257
Listen, I'm innocent.
306
00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:54,357
Obviously.
307
00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:57,127
Doesn't that imposter know
black is the new red and blue?
308
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:59,296
Yeah,
I'd turn him black and blue,
309
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,497
if I could find him.
310
00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:02,633
Well, as it happens...
311
00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:10,907
[
]
312
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,325
[CROWD CHATTERING]
313
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,194
How can you be so sure
he'll hit here?
314
00:14:30,196 --> 00:14:31,929
I think like a thief.
315
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:33,664
A boat full
of overdressed fat cats
316
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,365
is a can't-miss proposition.
317
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,499
Wait.
318
00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:42,839
Ooh, Mayor Waters is wearing
the Stuyvesant Tiger.
319
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,240
I want it.
320
00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:46,643
Cat, no door prizes.
321
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,247
Try focusing
on how we get aboard.
322
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:52,182
Please,
I'm a professional.
323
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,384
I come prepared.
324
00:14:54,386 --> 00:14:56,787
Hello,
so glad you could make it.
325
00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:58,989
I'm wearing a fortune
in borrowed jewels, captain.
326
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,323
Let's get
this boat moving
327
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:03,060
before a certain arachnid
decides to crash my party.
328
00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:04,427
I still don't buy it,
Your Honor.
329
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:06,029
I've seen Spider-Man
in action.
330
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,631
I can't believe
he's turned to crime.
331
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:09,032
Believe it, Stacy.
332
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,701
The Bugle's
been saying for weeks
333
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:11,868
the web-head's a fraud.
334
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,469
Now that
I'm proven right,
335
00:15:13,471 --> 00:15:16,073
I assume you've taken
the proper precautions.
336
00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:17,640
STACY:
Don't worry, Jonah.
337
00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:21,178
My officers are all
on alert for Spider-Man.
338
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:24,514
Besides, if he was coming,
he's too late now.
339
00:15:24,516 --> 00:15:27,451
[
]
340
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,490
[CROWD CHATTERING]
341
00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:35,058
Hors d'oeuvres,
Your Honor?
342
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,760
Norman.
343
00:15:36,762 --> 00:15:38,828
Wonderful of you
to come.
344
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,765
Are you happy to see me
or my contribution?
345
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,234
And if my answer
is both?
346
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:47,003
Then I'm investing
in an honest politician.
347
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,638
Now,
if you'll excuse me.
348
00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:58,014
[
]
349
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,225
Demitasse, sergeant?
350
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,394
SPIDER-MAN:
Sweet ride.
351
00:16:11,396 --> 00:16:12,630
Haven't you heard?
352
00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:13,797
Crime pays.
353
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:15,032
I'm not listening.
354
00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:17,534
La, la, la, la
La, la, la
355
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,169
Ha-ha. Almost there.
356
00:16:19,171 --> 00:16:20,470
Hold on tight.
357
00:16:20,472 --> 00:16:21,805
Don't worry,
I don't slip.
358
00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:23,741
Not why I said that.
359
00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:25,876
Uh, we're--
We're close enough.
360
00:16:27,078 --> 00:16:27,911
Mm.
361
00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:29,979
My kitty sense
is purring.
362
00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:35,285
[MAN SNORING]
363
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,988
SPIDER-MAN:
Guess Cat was right.
364
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:40,823
WATERS:
And so I raise my glass
365
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,493
to thank you
for all your support.
366
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:46,163
And, after the election,
367
00:16:46,165 --> 00:16:48,865
your city
will thank you too.
368
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,500
[CROWD GASPS]
369
00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:54,004
As will your friendly
neighborhood Spider-Thief.
370
00:16:54,006 --> 00:16:55,839
Ha, I knew it.
371
00:16:55,841 --> 00:16:57,808
[CROWD GASPS]
372
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,912
CHAMELEON:
Fill 'em up, folks.
373
00:17:01,914 --> 00:17:02,846
Take him.
374
00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:06,516
[GRUNTS]
375
00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:08,585
[SNORING]
376
00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:11,454
[
]
377
00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:17,794
Your Honor, if you hold
that Tiger too tight, I bite.
378
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,532
He's too tall.
379
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,100
This guy's a fraud.
380
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,969
Spider-Man
is not a fraud.
381
00:17:25,971 --> 00:17:27,971
Can't believe
I just said that.
382
00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:29,105
Behind you.
383
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,408
[GRUNTS]
384
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,145
That's spider-strength,
people.
385
00:17:35,147 --> 00:17:36,513
Think I can fake that?
386
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,882
Actually, I do.
387
00:17:38,884 --> 00:17:40,551
And who are you
supposed to be?
388
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:41,518
Spider-Man.
389
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,586
The real one.
390
00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:44,020
The real one?
391
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,688
You don't even
have the costume right.
392
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,758
I'm in mourning
for my buried rep.
393
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:48,959
[GRUNTS]
394
00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:52,295
Just like
pickle-puss will be
395
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:54,031
when he's forced
to print a retraction.
396
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,832
Retraction?
Listen, web-head,
397
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,334
nobody tells J. Jonah--
398
00:17:57,336 --> 00:17:59,403
See? Even
the jolly one himself
399
00:17:59,405 --> 00:18:01,004
knows I'm
the genuine article.
400
00:18:01,006 --> 00:18:04,541
[
]
401
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,341
[GRUNTS]
402
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,646
[GRUNTS]
403
00:18:12,484 --> 00:18:14,151
Now that's
spider-strength.
404
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:15,986
Accept no substitutes.
405
00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:19,022
Demitasse,
Spider-Man?
406
00:18:19,024 --> 00:18:19,889
[CROWD COUGHING]
407
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,859
WATERS:
They took the Tiger!
408
00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:25,195
We need to go.
409
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:31,602
BECK:
Incoming.
410
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:34,337
[
]
411
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,894
[BOTH GASP]
412
00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,195
We'll let them
settle this
413
00:18:58,197 --> 00:19:00,630
Spider-Man
to Spider-Man.
414
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:02,499
[PUNCHES THUD]
415
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,501
Thanks, Cat,
I owe you one.
416
00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:05,569
At least.
417
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:07,571
[BOAT ENGINE STARTS]
418
00:19:09,573 --> 00:19:10,640
Whoa!
419
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,444
Wow, the new onesie.
420
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,646
I can feel it
balancing me.
421
00:19:16,648 --> 00:19:19,516
Compensating for the boat,
the water, everything.
422
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:22,251
[
]
423
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,059
[WHIRRING]
424
00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:40,196
How about a taste
of spider-punch?
425
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,265
Please tell me
I don't sound like that.
426
00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,834
Or at least that I offer
a higher quality quip.
427
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,537
[GROANS]
428
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,406
[GRUNTS]
429
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,644
Aah!
430
00:20:55,446 --> 00:20:57,180
The one and only.
431
00:20:57,182 --> 00:20:58,248
Got it.
432
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,984
My hero.
433
00:21:04,321 --> 00:21:06,523
You heard me:
A retraction.
434
00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:07,990
[WHISPERS]
But on page 42,
435
00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,959
in 4-point font.
436
00:21:09,961 --> 00:21:11,628
[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]
437
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:13,897
I'm satisfied
you're innocent, Spider-Man.
438
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,065
We'll find out
439
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,533
what Chameleon did
with the E.T.
440
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:17,700
Actually, I sort of--
441
00:21:17,702 --> 00:21:19,202
SPIDER-MAN:
What are you doing?
442
00:21:19,204 --> 00:21:21,404
You tell the truth,and they'll take the suit away.
443
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,741
And you need its powerto...help people.
444
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,611
I sort of figured
you'd say that.
445
00:21:27,613 --> 00:21:29,746
Then I'll say this too:
446
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,448
As long
as you wear a mask,
447
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,417
some folks
will always wonder.
448
00:21:33,419 --> 00:21:34,551
Night, captain.
449
00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:35,652
WATERS:
Captain Stacy!
450
00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:37,954
The Tiger.
It's not here!
451
00:21:37,956 --> 00:21:39,789
All right,
Chameleon, where's--
452
00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,691
[MUFFLED GRUNTS]
453
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:48,565
[
]
454
00:21:52,537 --> 00:21:54,270
We made
a pretty good team.
455
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,072
Maybe you should
change sides.
456
00:21:57,508 --> 00:21:59,676
Okay, then why
did you help me?
457
00:21:59,678 --> 00:22:01,077
You really don't know?
458
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,613
Mm.
459
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,248
[GASPS]
460
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:15,092
[SIGHS]
461
00:22:15,094 --> 00:22:17,060
Wow, Cat, I--
462
00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:18,829
I had no idea you...
463
00:22:18,831 --> 00:22:21,131
...felt that way.
464
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,066
Uh, Cat?
465
00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:25,669
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
466
00:22:25,671 --> 00:22:28,305
[GROANS]
467
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:31,241
[
]
468
00:22:35,546 --> 00:22:38,447
[
]
469
00:22:38,497 --> 00:22:43,047
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