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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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[
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[GASPS]
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Don't like this.
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Something's
going down.
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[GRUNTS]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Tri Corp Dispatch,
this is Transport 23.
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Tri Corp,
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do you... read...?
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[SIGHS]
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[SIZZLING]
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There you go,
Hammerhead.
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Job done.
HAMMERHEAD: Forget the hat.
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Put on the suit.
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You still owe the Big Man
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one Friendly Neighborhood
Spider-Man.
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[
]
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Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs
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Swinging fromThe highest ledge
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He can leap above our heads
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized
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Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Spectacular
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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[
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MAY:
Peter, dear. Are you up?
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Come on, Mr. Lazy Bones.
[DOOR OPENING]
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Aunt May!
I'm-- I'm not decent.
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[CHUCKLES]
All right, calm down.
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There's breakfast
waiting downstairs.
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I'll be at Mrs. Watson's.
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[SIGHS]
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Mm, waffles.
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Bills.
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Gas, phone, electric.
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All past due.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Oh, good, you're up. I've just
been visiting with Anna
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and her niece, Mary Jane.
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A lovely girl.
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Peter, you must meet her.
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Um, what's she like?
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Oh, she has
a wonderful personality.
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[SHUDDERS]
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Oh! She's there now.
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Why don't we
just head over--?
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I'd love to, Aunt May,
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but I promised Harry
I'd help him study,
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and I can't miss the bus.
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Bye!
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[HORNS HONKING]
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I so have to get me
some hands free.
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What?
PETER [OVER PHONE]: N-- Nothing.
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Just trying to do
too much at once.
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You mean like selling pictures
to the Bugle
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instead of
helping your friends?
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Look, straight up,
I blew it.
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And I know you're ticked--
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Don't go all emo on me, bro.
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I-- I'll get over it. Just, uh--
Just back off for a while.
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Got it.
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And thanks.
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Target spotted
and target lost.
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But he's in the area, boss.
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[BEEPING]
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Peter.
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Good to see you.
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Here to help Harry, huh?
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We help each other, Mr. O.
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Now, now, Peter,
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modesty doesn't become
men like us.
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Smart, driven,
responsible, self-made.
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I'm more of
a work in progress.
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At least
you're making progress.
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Mind if I check my e-mail?
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[SCOFFS]
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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An e-vite to
Midtown High's fall formal.
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Which would rock,
if either of us had,
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what's the word?
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A date?
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Could probably ask
Mary Jane Watson.
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Mary-who what-now?
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Oh, this girl Aunt May
wants me to meet.
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Oh, get this: she has
"a wonderful personality."
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[BOTH SHUDDER]
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I was thinking about
asking Gwen.
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Uh-- Just as a friend,
you know?
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Well, actually,
I wouldn't know.
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Miss Stacy's currently
not speaking to me.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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"From the desk of
J. Jonah Jameson."
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Whoa, p-publisher
of the Daily Bugle.
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"Mr. Parker, come in ASAP
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to claim paycheck
for photos of Spider-Man."
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Yes!
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Dude, sorry,
I'll be back in an hour.
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Two tops. Promise.
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Uh, w-what do I do
while you're gone?
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Chapters one through six.
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Review.
[SIGHS]
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JAMESON:
Did a caveman proofread this piece?
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Where's my sports editor?
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I want him in my office
in 14 seconds!
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And where's my coffee?
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Uh-- Sir?
I-- I'm Peter--
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I know who you are.
You're the know-nothing
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who wasted 41 seconds
of my time the other day.
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Well, I haven't got
another 41 to spare.
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But-- But--
Brilliant comeback, kid.
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Now where's
that Parker guy?
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I e-mailed him
76 minutes ago.
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Won't anybody
get me my coffee?
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Coffee. Decaf.
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It's only been
20 minutes.
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And I'm pretty sure you just
kicked Peter Parker out.
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Well, don't just
stand there,
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get him back!
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Oh, that wasn't
too humiliating.
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Wait. Oh, my money.
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Sorry about that,
Parker.
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Was expecting someone
old enough to have,
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you know, armpit hair.
Ha-ha.
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Now, that costumed freak
sells papers,
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so I want another set of pics
in my hands by deadline.
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You got two hours.
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Uh, I'll--
I'll do my best, but--
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You still here? What do you
want, a medal? Get out!
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Out!
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I'll cut that check
for you, Peter.
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Thanks, Miss Brant.
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I'm Betty.
So, Betty,
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how do you work for a
walking embolism like Jameson?
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Mr. Jameson's
a decent man down deep.
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We talking Marianas Trench deep
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or Dante's Ninth Circle deep?
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[GIGGLES]
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See you soon, Peter Parker.
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Yee-ha!
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He's back.
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Set it in motion.
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[SECURITY ALARM RINGING]
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Talk about a crook
with bad timing.
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Great, he's on us.
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Now, not too fast.
If he loses us, no payday.
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Oh, forget the payday.
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I want payback.
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Two hours till deadline.
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No sweat.
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Oh. Don't want anything
to happen to this.
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHS]
Marco?
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How many times
do I have to take you down?
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And where's your
charming partner O'Hirn?
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[GRUNTING]
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Whoa--
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Look, we gotta stop
meeting like this.
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People are starting to talk.
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Mostly about
what doofs you are.
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[GROANING]
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I reckon that came
as a bit of a shocker, eh, bug?
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Well, good.
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So will this.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hold still, son,
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so's I can put you
out of your misery.
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How about you put me
out of my mystery?
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Who are you?
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Call me, well--
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How's about "Shocker?"
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SPIDER-MAN:
Or how's about "Toast?"
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Either you got less kick
than a three-legged mule,
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or this here suit does more than
protect me from my own power.
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I guess
clothes do make the man.
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[PUNCH LANDS]
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Did I get him?
Tell me I got him.
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All you got
is on my nerves.
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Now, stay out of this, boy.
The grownups were talking.
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Don't be too mad
at O'Hirn.
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He just gets cranky
without his n--
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[ELECTRICITY WHIRRING]
[GROANING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Impressive.
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You could hire yourself out
as a kiddie ride.
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Thanks.
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[GRUNTS]
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But I already got
a job I love.
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[GROANING]
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[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTING]
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That should satisfy
the Big Man.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
Extraction.
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Hey, a little help?
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I ought to leave you
for the cops,
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but I'm in
too good a mood.
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[GRUNTS]
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Did I get him?
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Is he roadkill?
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He's finito. Let's book.
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[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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Talk about
your tight spots.
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But I'm alive.
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[SNIFFS]
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Oh! And I reek.
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And my paycheck's ruined.
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Perfect.
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PETER:
Harry, I'm sorry--
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Sorry? You totally
left me hanging.
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I-- I know you can
do calc in your sleep,
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but I've got a lot riding
on tomorrow's test.
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Maybe I should ask Gwen.
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No, I'm down for tonight,
I swear.
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Um, carpe ropem?
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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Guess all Osborn's money
couldn't buy him muscle tone.
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Lay off, Flash.
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You think you could
do better?
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How about
you and me race?
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First to the top wins.
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Dude,
Parker's calling you out.
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And my spider powersare gonna send you home crying.
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Ball, please?
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All right, all right.
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A little friendly competition
never hurt anyone.
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Line up.
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[SNIFFING]
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Ugh! Forget it.
You win.
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Usually when I say
puny Parker stinks,
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it's a figure of speech,
but, whoo!
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[SNIFFS]
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And I showered three timeslast night.
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Peter, throw me the ball.
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[SIGHS]
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[YELPS]
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PETER:
Gwen, I'm sorry.
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Sorry, you turned
at the last s--
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Parker! Hit the showers.
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[LAUGHING]
Yeah, for all our sakes.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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BETTY:
Uh, Pete,
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are you wearing perfume?
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It's a long story.
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Uh, look, Miss Bra--
I-- I mean, Betty.
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Uh, this is embarrassing,
but could you replace my check?
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It got trashed.
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Well, sure.
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Oh, you have to meet
our editor in chief.
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Joe Robertson,
this is Peter Parker.
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The photographer, right.
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Call me Robbie.
263
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,255
Any new shots?
264
00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:35,259
Uh, do you know
a Rand Robertson?
265
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,628
Well, there is a kid
by that name
266
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,563
who lives in my house
and eats all my food.
267
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,697
You at Midtown?
268
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,600
Yes, sir.
Good school.
269
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,434
Look, Peter, the fact
that you've twice gotten
270
00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:47,371
any usable pictures
of Spider-Man is pretty amazing.
271
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,839
But the photos themselves--
272
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,108
Do you have
your camera on you?
273
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,875
She's kinda hard
to keep in focus.
274
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,211
This won't cut it.
275
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,711
You want to be
a Bugle freelancer,
276
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,647
you take that check
and invest in a serious camera.
277
00:11:57,649 --> 00:12:01,051
Garbage, garbage,
literally garbage.
278
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,152
Garba-- Wait.
279
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,654
Ho-ho!
280
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,990
Uh, wouldn't you rather use one
281
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,425
where Spider-Man's winning?
282
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,792
Ha! Shows what you know.
283
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,160
Nobody loves a winner.
284
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,428
The people are our market,
285
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,197
and the people want
their heroes to fail.
286
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,932
Makes 'em feel good
about themselves.
287
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,267
[SNIFFS]
Oh.
288
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,337
Piece of advice, kid:
Perfume doesn't cut it.
289
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,571
Tomato juice.
290
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,273
Only thing after
taking pictures at a dump.
291
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:26,710
Oh, I so need an excuseto get back to Betty.
292
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,979
Which means I needto take more pictures.
293
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,782
Which means I cashed inmy checks, because--
294
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,850
I-- I need to buy
a new camera.
295
00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:35,887
We're closed. Go away.
296
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,755
The sign says you don't close
for another hour.
297
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,358
The s-s-sign's wrong.
Come back tomorrow.
298
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,727
[GRUNTS]
299
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,463
I'm telling you,
we gotta cash in fast.
300
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,166
Once Hammerhead spreads the word
Spider-Man's croaked,
301
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,834
it'll be open season
for every hood in the city.
302
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,603
[GRUNTING]
303
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,906
Still can't believe I didn't
cash in his chips myself.
304
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,308
[SNIFFS]
305
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,744
Something smells bad.
306
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,811
Oh, still?
307
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,381
I washed this costume
five times.
308
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,549
Now that you troglodytes
have deduced
309
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,553
that the rumors of my demise
have been greatly exaggerated...
310
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,455
I'm not dead.
311
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,859
Uh-- N-never mind. Just tell
Shocker I want a rematch.
312
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,226
You can call the cops now.
313
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:19,696
Oh, I really,
really hate that guy.
314
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,766
This is really,
really getting heavy.
315
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:24,334
[BOTH GRUNT]
316
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,337
Hey, Aunt May.
317
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,905
I'm home
before the new curfew.
318
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,973
And that's appreciated, Peter.
319
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,909
I'm almost done here.
320
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,144
Just paying bills.
321
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,347
Or rather, deciding which ones
I can hold off paying.
322
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,782
Well, I think I might--
323
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:43,120
Hold off on the gas bill?
324
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,288
[SIGHS]
325
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,724
I feel like banana cake.
You?
326
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,759
Um, no, uh, thanks.
327
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,962
I think I'll just
hit the sheets.
328
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,297
What--? No banana cake?
329
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:56,133
Helping Harry must have really
tuckered you out.
330
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,836
Oh, man. Harry.
331
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,070
I totally--
332
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,204
Blew me off, Pete!
333
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,240
I know, Hare, look,
I'm worthless, but--
334
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,310
But nothing.
Worthless covers it.
335
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,212
Let me get this straight.
336
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,082
You ditched out on the only guy
in the whole school
337
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,350
who actually liked you?
338
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,485
Genius!
339
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,053
[CACKLES]
340
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:20,024
[JAZZY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING
THROUGH JUKEBOX]
341
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,299
Big Man's not satisfied,
Montana.
342
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,400
And why would that be?
343
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,635
He don't think
344
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,036
you lived up to your
responsibilities.
345
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,040
[CAMERA WHIRRING]
346
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,974
Hm, the new camera
should make Robbie happy.
347
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:40,077
And of course if I happen
to run into--
348
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,279
Miss Bra-- Betty.
349
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,513
Oh, hi, Peter.
350
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,714
Perfect timing.
Hold this.
351
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,884
You know, we should
do this more often.
352
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,153
I mean, you and I
have so much in common.
353
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:53,190
We both put mustard
on our hot dogs.
354
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:55,926
Uh, we-- We both work
for Jolly Jonah,
355
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,962
and that's a treat,
believe me.
356
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,164
Anyway,
I was wondering,
357
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,599
would you like to go
to my fall formal?
358
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,934
Uh, with me, that is.
359
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,836
Your fall formal?
360
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:06,703
Yeah.
361
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,506
At my high school.
362
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,374
In the gymnasium.
363
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:13,411
So, heh,
364
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,246
is that deafening silence
a yes?
365
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,215
It's a very sweet offer,
366
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,319
but I'm just
too old for you, Peter.
367
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,120
Uh-- It's just a dance.
368
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,822
A little
rock 'n' roll.
369
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,091
[LOUD RUMBLING]
370
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,725
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
371
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,961
Okay, I didn't mean it
like that.
372
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,329
[ANXIOUS CHATTER]
373
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,998
ROBBIE:
Graphic's already online.
374
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Lee, get me damage reports.
Foswell, take the science angle.
375
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,735
Manhattan is not known
for earthquakes,
376
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,771
and that was the third tremor
in the last hour.
377
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,540
Tremor... or Shocker?
378
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,043
[BEEPING]
379
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,711
Epicentersare equally spaced
380
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,047
in a straight lineheading uptown.
381
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,482
These aren't quakes,
382
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:55,152
they're Shocker's trailof breadcrumbs for yours truly.
383
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:59,023
And I think I know whereto find his gingerbread house.
384
00:16:08,065 --> 00:16:10,668
Here, Shocky, Shocky, Shocky.
385
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,635
[EXPLOSION]
386
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,937
[SCREAMS]
387
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,973
Really thought
I'd ended you, old son.
388
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:19,543
But you got more lives
than a bag of cats.
389
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:23,413
Still, I reckon
we can remedy that situation.
390
00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:24,882
[GRUNTS]
391
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:31,188
One more at close range
ought to do it.
392
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:37,328
[
]
393
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,642
SHOCKER:
I do admire your spunk, son.
394
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,410
Not enough to let you go,
of course.
395
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,646
That'd be bad for business.
396
00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:03,487
Whose business?
397
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,521
Can't tell you
the who.
398
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,923
Then tell me the why.
399
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,258
What'd your Friendly
Neighborhood Spider-Man do?
400
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,561
Oh, take nothing
personal, hoss.
401
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,596
Simple truth is,
if a man's a man,
402
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,365
he honors
his responsibilities,
403
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,400
and you're one of mine.
404
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,545
[GRUNTS]
405
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,984
Well, the place
is condemned.
406
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,158
You know,
it really ain't wise
407
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,260
to make a dangerous man
look foolish.
408
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,129
You don't need my help
for that.
409
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,763
You looked in a mirror lately?
410
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,134
Boy, talk about incompetent.
411
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,336
You've had more shots at me
than Marco and O'Hirn.
412
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:54,805
And done about as well.
413
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,808
Them boys are punks.
This is my profession.
414
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:01,445
You do this for a living?
415
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,779
Ha, with that accent...
416
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,015
[IN SOUTHERN DRAWL]
...I was thinkin' rodeo clown.
417
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,451
Don't you mock me, boy.
418
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,820
I mock.
I'm a mocker.
419
00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:13,957
Also a puller,
a tugger, a yanker...
420
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,645
[SCREAMS]
421
00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:48,592
And that's what they call
bringing down the house.
422
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,830
[DINGS]
423
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,536
You seem troubled, son.
424
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,136
Troubled?
Gee, you think?
425
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,405
I failed my calc test
because Pete abandoned me.
426
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,141
Flash's crowd
won't cut me a break--
427
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,309
Enough.
428
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,943
You're parked
in a no-whining zone.
429
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,579
Take some
responsibility.
430
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,180
Peter's not the reason
you failed.
431
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,082
You wanna pass a test? Study.
432
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,318
You wanna be popular?
Be popular.
433
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,620
Take control
of your destiny, boy.
434
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,389
Harry, life's pretty simple.
435
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:22,926
You cowboy up
and do what you have to do.
436
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,897
Thanks.
437
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,032
I will.
438
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,868
My apologies
for the interruption.
439
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,269
Ah, kids today.
440
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,770
Whatcha gonna do?
441
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,372
New topic:
442
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,073
Spider-Man.
443
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,742
We want him gone.
444
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:39,743
You care?
445
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,278
None of my business.
Really?
446
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,513
Hero saved your hide.
447
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,447
I have nothing to do
with Spider-Man.
448
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,049
I wouldn't have risked
tipping you off
449
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,717
to that Tri Corp shipment
if I had.
450
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,219
Why did you tip us off?
451
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:53,123
Tri Corp's my competitor
in the Super-Mercenary field.
452
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:56,292
If their prototypes
go missing, everyone wins.
453
00:19:56,294 --> 00:20:00,297
Which brings up an issue
my boss would like to discuss.
454
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,465
Go ahead, Big Man.
455
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,933
[PHONE BEEPS]
456
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,635
BIG MAN:
Mr. Osborn,we have a proposition.
457
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,639
When Spider-Man battlesthe likes of the Vulture,
458
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,940
the Lizard,and even our Shocker,
459
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:14,578
he's too busyto interfere with my empire.
460
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,648
We would like to hire youto create more, well,
461
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,484
let's call them"super-villains."
462
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:21,718
What's in it for me?
463
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,286
Ample funding
464
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,155
and a ready supplyof human guinea pigs
465
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:29,559
for your morequestionable experiments.
466
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,562
[GROANING]
467
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:38,568
Ned Lee. The Bugle.
468
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,037
What is it?
What's the card say?
469
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,039
[LEE READING]
470
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,507
[DIALING]
471
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,243
Robbie. It's me.
I'm here.
472
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,311
But I need a photog--
473
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,278
Wait, what?
474
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,447
I said Parker was there.
475
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,815
Already e-mailed
his shots.
476
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,450
Kid still needs a new camera.
477
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:57,421
What's this?
478
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,955
The Bugle paid me
for my pictures.
479
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,657
Now you can
pay those bills.
480
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,226
Out of the question.
481
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,428
Besides, if you're gonna
take photos for the Bugle,
482
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,495
you need a new camera.
483
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,566
Well, that thought occurred.
484
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,136
But a man has to honor
his responsibilities.
485
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,004
You're one of mine.
486
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,307
Aunt May,
please let me help.
487
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,609
I accept.
488
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,444
If you agree
to set aside 10 percent
489
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,980
of every check
to save for that camera.
490
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,047
Deal?
491
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:25,448
Deal.
492
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,551
[SNIFFS]
493
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:31,755
Peter, dear why do you
smell like tomato juice?
494
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,561
[
]
495
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:43,161
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