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[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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All right, grab all the cash
from the register and safe,
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but don't eat nothing.
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Mrs. M's my great-auntie.
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SPIDER-MAN:
So you'll rob the piggy bank, but won't touch the cookie jar?
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Wow. You must qualify
for Nephew of the Year.
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Twisted division.
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Spider-Man.
Get him!
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"Spider-Man. Get him."
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Really? Is that
the best you got?
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I mean, I go to
all this trouble
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to turn you into
famous Spider-perps.
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The least you could do is
keep things interesting.
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I always do.
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[GRUNTING]
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[
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I'm really quite creative.
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[GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[YELLS]
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]
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Now, let's review
that to-do list.
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Stopped the crime:
Check.
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Took pictures
of my web-slinging self
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to win the Daily Bugle's
photo contest:
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Check, check.
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Hightail it home before
curfew: Check, check, check.
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Yup, for once, I'm making
all the right moves.
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All the smart choices.
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[
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MARTHA:
Curt?
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Uh, yeah. Right there, hon.
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[GROANS]
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[GASPS]
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[
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[
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Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs
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Swinging fromThe highest ledge
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He can leap above our heads
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized
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Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Spectacular
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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[MAY SIGHS]
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MAY:
All these bills.
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PETER:
I'm home.
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And before 10.
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Thank you very much.
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Peter, making your curfew
with only seconds to spare
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is hardly cause
for celebration.
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Aunt May,
don't stress, okay?
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I know you've been struggling
to make ends meet.
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But that's all
about to change.
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Believe me.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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CURT:
Billy's reading about lizards?
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He wanted to know about
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those new skinks
at the lab.
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[YAWNS]
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He's a Connors.
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Come on,
let's go to bed.
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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Yup, Aunt May's
troubles are over.
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That prize money is as good as--
[BEEPS]
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No.The window caught the flash.
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They're all useless.
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[GROANS]
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[CURT GROANING]
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[PANTING]
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[GROANING]
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Aargh!
[GASPS]
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Curt, what is it?
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[GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
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I can't believe it.
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CURT:
It worked.
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What worked?
What did you--?
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Curt, tell me you didn't use
that lizard DNA formula.
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Some lizards
regenerate lost limbs.
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And some lizards stick
to walls and eat raw meat.
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That doesn't mean
you risk your life--
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Martha,
look at the results.
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Don't you see
what this means?
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To me?
To the world?
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We can literally
heal millions--
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Mom? Dad?
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Hey, partner!
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Whoa! Dad, your arm!
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[BILLY LAUGHS]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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Ha. There's Parker.
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FLASH:
Ha-ha. This is perfect.
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By the time
we're through,
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he'll be a shivering,
wet rat.
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I mean, more than usual.
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Dude, you missed.
Tsk.
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Dumb luck.
Jerk's lousy with it.
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Hey, puny Parker!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[ALL GASP]
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Whoa. Check out Parker.
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BOY:
They didn't nail him once.
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GIRL:
How'd he do that?
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PETER:
Oh, secret identities reek.
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Come on, quarterback,
can't you complete a single--?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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BOY:
Yeah.
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[
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Move, geekette,
or you're next.
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Please, you haven't
got the game.
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If you could hit
a target under pressure
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would we have lost
to Bronx Tech?
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You choked like a cat
with a hairball.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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BOY:
Yeah.
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Dude, you want some
aloe vera for that burn?
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Come on, Einsteins.
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
[SIGHS]
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Anything's better than just
standing there and taking it.
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Excuse me?
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Standing there and taking it
is Nerd Survival 101.
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Besides,
I got bigger problems.
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Still no Spider-Man
pictures, huh?
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Pete, counting on
winning that prize money
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for your aunt
might not be--
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What else am
I supposed to do?
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I never asked to be broke,
or semi-grounded,
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or smart enough to be
Flash's drenching boy.
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You stop right there.
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I'm so not letting you
wish away your big brain.
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If it's so big, how come
it can't solve my problems?
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Big, but unripe.
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Give it time,
cantaloupe boy.
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About time. The Connors
are due back any minute.
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Here, bro. We've still
got cleaning--
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CURT:
Save it for later, kids.
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First, we celebrate.
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Ooh, cake.
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BOTH:
Chocolate.
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What exactly are
we celebrat--?
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Y-Your hand.
Your right hand.
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[CURT & EDDIE GRUNTING]
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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Ha-ha, gotcha!
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Uh, sorry.
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What, are you kidding?
Do you know how thrilled I am
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to lose at arm-wrestling?
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Doc, this is huge. Your
lizard formula's the cure
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for, like, every lost limb
and amputation in the world.
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We're talking
guaranteed Nobel Prize.
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Slow down, Eddie.
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Bad enough my husband
used himself as a guinea--
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[
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Billy, uh, Eddie installed
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"Space Wackos II"
on the office computer.
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"Wackos"? Wicked!
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If you're gonna
crank the volume,
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close the door,
please.
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Take off your shirt, dear.
What, are you kidding?
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It's freezing in here.
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All right.
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[
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What?
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MARTHA:
Lizard DNA is more primitive than human
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and the reptilian part
of your brain is growing.
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It's growing.
I'm regressing.
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I can feel the change.
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[GRUNTS]
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Curt, please.
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You need to keep
a clear head.
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No, you need to hurry.
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I'm losing control.
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[SIGHS]
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The formula creates
new reptile sequences
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faster than I can ID them.
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I don't know how
we'll knock them all down.
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Wait, bro. What if we work
from the other end?
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Create a human
DNA filter
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that knocks out
the lizard code?
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Like the noise filter
on a cell phone.
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Yeah, nice try, bro, but--
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MARTHA:
No, wait!
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That could work.
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A gene cleanser.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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Ah, I should've seen it before.
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My notes. They'll have
all the data we need.
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So it'll remove
any non-human DNA.
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PETER:
Even spider.
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Hey, Billy. How long
were you listening?
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I don't wanna
talk about that.
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Okay.
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What do you wanna
talk about?
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The book says some lizards
lay hundreds of eggs
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and never see them hatch.
Uh-huh.
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Most of the babies
get eaten by predators.
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And the parents
don't even care,
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[WHISPERING]
because they've only got lizard brains.
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Billy, trust me.
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Your dad will always
care about you.
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Even if he turns
into a monster?
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[CURT SCREAMS]
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[CURT GROANING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Curt.
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I-- I've made...
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...a terrible mistake.
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[SCREAMING]
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[ROARS]
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[ROARS]
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[GROWLING]
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[ROARS]
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[
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Curt?
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Curt, do you recognize me?
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[GROWLING]
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[HISSES]
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Doc, stop. We just wanna--
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[ROARS]
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Eddie.
Finish the gene cleanser.
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I'll follow the doc
and call in with a location.
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Uh, I should get going too.
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Aunt May will ground me
if I'm not home by 10.
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Pete, you can't
leave now.
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We have to help.
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Well, I just--
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I can't be late.
She worries.
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Peter, wait.
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How could he just...?
I guess...
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I guess he's scared.
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First Electro,
now this.
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It's overwhelming.
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And he's only 16.
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I'm 16.
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I-- I know.
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And thank you.
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[
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[CROWD GASPS]
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Now, if I were 6'5" lizard
instead of a 5'6" spider,
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where would I hide?
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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WOMAN:
What is that thing?
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Duh, underground.
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[LIZARD HISSES]
[ALL SCREAMING]
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Don't panic.
Just head for the exit.
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[GRUNTS]
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[CROWD SCREAMING]
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[LIZARD ROARS]
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[GIRL SCREAMS]
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Sorry, pal, no eating
in the subway.
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[
]
265
00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:59,151
Dr. Connors, we have to get you
back to the lab, understand?
266
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,056
Dr. C, you in there?
267
00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,758
[ROARS]
268
00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:04,129
Okay, maybe not.
269
00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:05,600
Oh, yikes!
270
00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,270
Can you say halitosis?
271
00:13:07,274 --> 00:13:08,573
[ROARS]
272
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:10,143
I knew that you could.
273
00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:12,313
[GROWLING]
274
00:13:12,318 --> 00:13:13,985
[CROWD SHOUTING]
275
00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:19,761
Okay, doc, this is gonna
hurt me more than it hurts you.
276
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,201
[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTS]
277
00:13:21,205 --> 00:13:22,671
[GROANS]
278
00:13:22,674 --> 00:13:26,209
Oh, yeah. Definitely
hurts me more than you.
279
00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:28,115
[ROARS]
280
00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,319
[SCREAMS]
281
00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:30,621
[GRUNTS]
282
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,091
Watch that third rail,
web-head.
283
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:36,132
[GROANING]
284
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:39,871
Okay, Lizzie. Where'd
you get to now?
285
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:42,311
Hey, wall-crawling's
my shtick!
286
00:13:42,316 --> 00:13:44,549
Hey, you start spinning
a web and I'll sue.
287
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,895
[GRUNTS]
288
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,066
MAN [ON PA]:
Number 2 Express to the Bronx.
289
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,204
Please stand clearof the closing doors.
290
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,575
[GROANS]
291
00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:58,945
Anyone get the
number of that--? Uh-oh.
292
00:14:00,087 --> 00:14:01,888
[
]
293
00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:03,191
[GRUNTS]
294
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,419
[LIZARD ROARS]
295
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,688
[GROWLS]
296
00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,231
[ROARS]
297
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,106
[GROANS]
298
00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,543
[THUDDING OVERHEAD]
299
00:14:27,546 --> 00:14:29,680
[ALL CHATTERING]
300
00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,818
[ALL GASP]
301
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:34,659
[ROARS]
302
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:40,838
[PASSENGERS SCREAM]
303
00:14:40,841 --> 00:14:41,907
[LIZARD ROARS]
304
00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:45,615
[
]
305
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,852
[LIZARD ROARS]
306
00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:52,296
[ROARS]
307
00:15:03,289 --> 00:15:04,322
[ROARS]
308
00:15:04,326 --> 00:15:08,895
[
]
309
00:15:08,902 --> 00:15:10,835
Okay, you big,
dumb gecko.
310
00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:11,972
[GASPS]
311
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,847
[GROWLING]
312
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,719
[GRUNTING]
313
00:15:20,359 --> 00:15:21,760
[GROANS]
314
00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:25,299
So much for plan A.
315
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,679
W-We're done?
316
00:15:30,683 --> 00:15:33,550
I think so. It all squares
with Curt's research.
317
00:15:33,555 --> 00:15:35,489
Of course,
there's only one way to test it,
318
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:38,593
and since Curt's hide
is so thick,
319
00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:40,667
we'll have to find
a way to make him drink it.
320
00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:43,537
SPIDER-MAN:
Maybe by asking for help from a guy in a spider onesie?
321
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,111
BOTH: Spider-Man.
I get that reaction a lot.
322
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,282
How did you know
we needed you?
323
00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:50,686
Uh, my spider-sense
was tingling?
324
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:51,992
[PHONE RINGING]
325
00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:53,160
Hello?
326
00:15:53,164 --> 00:15:54,964
It's me.
He's at the Bronx Zoo.
327
00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:58,470
[GROWLING]
328
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:01,844
Tell your friend to stay
clear of the Lizard.
329
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:03,116
I'm on my way.
330
00:16:03,119 --> 00:16:05,019
EDDIE: Was that--?
Our local hero.
331
00:16:05,023 --> 00:16:07,290
He'll be there soon and
I'll be right behind him.
332
00:16:07,295 --> 00:16:10,129
Can you stay with Billy?
Of course.
333
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,439
Dr. Connors!
334
00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:18,648
[ELEPHANTS TRUMPET]
335
00:16:18,652 --> 00:16:20,953
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
336
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,025
[SNAKE RATTLES]
337
00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:24,361
[GASPS]
338
00:16:25,934 --> 00:16:27,101
[GASPS]
339
00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:28,670
I get that reaction
a lot too.
340
00:16:28,674 --> 00:16:31,408
I think he's in there with
the other creepy-crawlies.
341
00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:33,146
Must've smelled them
or something.
342
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,950
Good. Stay put.
343
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,462
Huh. Phew!
344
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,033
Like a sauna in here.
345
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,471
And me without
my Spidey trunks.
346
00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:51,217
[GROWLING SOFTLY]
347
00:16:51,222 --> 00:16:53,189
Gotcha!
[GROWLING]
348
00:16:53,193 --> 00:16:54,493
Oh, perfect.
349
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:55,795
[GRUNTING]
350
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,599
In-laws.
351
00:16:57,603 --> 00:17:00,404
[
]
352
00:17:00,409 --> 00:17:01,974
[GROWLING]
353
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,852
[ROARS]
354
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:10,692
[
]
355
00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:16,440
[GROWLING]
356
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:19,177
[
]
357
00:17:22,623 --> 00:17:23,656
[GROWLS]
358
00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:28,664
[BOTH GROWLING]
359
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,307
[
]
360
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,084
[COUGHING]
361
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:38,920
I thought I told you
to stay put.
362
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,159
You're complaining?
No way, bro--
363
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:44,230
Uh, guy. Look, we need
a new strategy.
364
00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:46,169
Lizzie's not in a
medicine-taking mood.
365
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:47,840
Not when he's so
enjoying his play date
366
00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:50,578
in the heated pool.
Wait a minute.
367
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,251
[
]
368
00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:54,955
SPIDER-MAN:
The fake swamp was heated,
369
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,560
but dunk a cold-blooded
reptile in freezing water
370
00:17:57,565 --> 00:18:00,132
and he'll slow up.
Right. Slow enough
371
00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:02,704
for someone to force a little
gene cleanser down his throat.
372
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:06,311
But first you need to get
him here with lizard bait.
373
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:07,483
Don't even
think about--
374
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,819
My choice. Try to stop me.
375
00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:11,022
I'm impressed, bro.
376
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:16,367
[
]
377
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:17,939
Okay, prep time.
378
00:18:17,942 --> 00:18:19,574
First, make sure
the polar bears
379
00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:21,178
don't take
a midnight swim.
380
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:26,022
Check. Next,
find the perfect spot
381
00:18:26,027 --> 00:18:27,826
to bounce Lizard
into the drink.
382
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,363
Check, check.
383
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,434
The perfect angle.
384
00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:33,904
[EDDIE SCREAMING]
385
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:36,110
[GROWLING]
386
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:40,252
[GRUNTS]
387
00:18:40,256 --> 00:18:42,090
[GROWLING]
388
00:18:42,094 --> 00:18:45,028
And now for the crucial
element of surprise.
389
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,633
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
390
00:18:46,637 --> 00:18:48,370
[GROWLING]
391
00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:53,213
[ROARING]
392
00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:56,387
[GRUNTS]
393
00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:00,497
[LIZARD GROWLING]
394
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,404
BILLY:
Dad, stop!
395
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:06,843
You don't have
to be a lizard.
396
00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:08,714
You're still my dad.
397
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:09,917
[GROWLING]
398
00:19:14,329 --> 00:19:16,696
[LIZARD ROARS]
399
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:23,011
Did you skateboard here?
400
00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:25,616
I took a cab. Duh.
401
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:27,286
[LIZARD ROARS]
402
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:32,528
[
]
403
00:19:32,536 --> 00:19:34,703
[LIZARD GROWLING]
404
00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:48,632
[
]
405
00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:51,638
[BOTH GRUNTING]
406
00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:59,389
Brought you a present, Lizzie.
407
00:19:59,393 --> 00:20:02,861
Gene cleanser. Guaranteed to
remove your toughest stains.
408
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,901
Grease, mustard,
even lizard DNA.
409
00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:08,242
[GRUNTS]
410
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,616
[ROARS]
411
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,519
[LIZARD SCREECHING]
412
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:20,902
[CURT GROANS]
413
00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:22,706
[CURT SIGHS]
414
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,917
EDDIE:
Pictures and everything.
415
00:20:27,921 --> 00:20:30,422
But who could've
taken these?
416
00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:31,493
Check the byline.
417
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:37,671
Uh, did you see?
There's no shots of Billy,
418
00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:40,176
or Dr. Connors or anything to
prove that he was the Lizard.
419
00:20:40,181 --> 00:20:42,114
And that's supposed to--
420
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:46,455
Bro, you ditched the antidote
effort to win a contest.
421
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,529
CURT:
Eddie, it's all right.
422
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:51,868
Besides, I'm not exactly
423
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,307
in a position
to throw stones.
424
00:20:56,349 --> 00:20:58,115
Peter, you're young.
425
00:20:58,119 --> 00:20:59,953
And faced with
difficult choices,
426
00:20:59,957 --> 00:21:02,023
young people sometimes
make mistakes.
427
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,427
Thanks for understanding.
428
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,130
I understand you.
429
00:21:05,134 --> 00:21:06,635
But I can't trust you.
430
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:08,071
You're fired.
431
00:21:11,915 --> 00:21:14,616
[
]
432
00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:32,056
[
]
433
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,093
PETER:
I never askedto be Spider-Man.
434
00:21:34,097 --> 00:21:36,431
And I never askedfor these powers.
435
00:21:36,436 --> 00:21:38,969
I never knew it wouldmean a bashed-up hand,
436
00:21:38,974 --> 00:21:40,841
a hard 9 p.m. curfew,
437
00:21:40,845 --> 00:21:44,313
no job, and friendswho all think I'm scum.
438
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:46,419
It was all justa twist of fate.
439
00:21:46,424 --> 00:21:49,125
And bad luck.A random bug bite.
440
00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:53,200
Easiest decisionI ever made.
441
00:21:53,204 --> 00:21:55,872
[
]
442
00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:04,891
Except.Except I saved them.
443
00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:09,600
[
]
444
00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:12,707
Spider-Man's no magic wand,but, thanks to the web-head,
445
00:22:12,713 --> 00:22:15,781
Curt's cured and Billygets his father back.
446
00:22:15,786 --> 00:22:17,553
So what if nobodythrew a parade?
447
00:22:19,994 --> 00:22:22,395
Spidey stays becauseSpidey's needed.
448
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,967
For now anyway.
449
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:26,903
[
]
450
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:40,717
[
]
451
00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:45,317
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