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So this is what you call shark research.

Don't worry.

I won't nip.

Access to sac has been granted.

It just sounds dirty.

Sarah, it stands for "shark anomaly center."

Spare me, Dr. Tom. "Sac."

S-A-C. "SAC."

I mean, am I the only one smart enough to point out this reference?

Well, anyways, what's our angle this time?

You read the reports. This area's a hotbed

of shark-wave activity,

and they wanted the best.

Well, they got us.

It smells... Like something strange.

You sure it's not your perfume?

Come on, Tom, be serious.

I am being serious. And watch it with that elbow.

Could it be that this shark phenomenon

produces a scent and not a sound?

Probably. that's what we're smelling.

Unlikely. it's probably the wind.

"Wind."

Weekend research, here we come.

Get a load of this place!

How cool!

This place is huge!

Aren't we working with some renowned shark-ologist?

When's he getting here? You mean Reginald quivers,

the only human ever to swim bareback with a great white?

Give me a break. I heard he's the real deal, bareback or not.

And where's justine and Lynne? Don't even tell me they're not here either.

Hear, hear!

The research team has arrived! Yay!

Nice of you to join us. Rough day?

Just get out of bed, sleepyheads?

Took a nap.

Have you seen the lab yet? Nope.

Come on, we'll show you. It's all set up.

Let's go!

This is it?

It should do the trick.

Sparse, but it'll work.

The computers are top-of-the-line. Souped up and ready.

We updated the os. They're ready to roll.

Yeah, but we can't do anything until shark boy shows.

Seriously? I thought he came with you guys.

That's odd he isn't here yet.

What's his deal, anyway? He is the nation's number-one expert

on shark waves, and quite frankly,

we're very lucky to have him.

Lucky and hungry.

I'm starving. I haven't eaten all morning.

I have some snacks upstairs in my bag for you.

You're always so prepared.

Well, if Reginald quivers is m. I.A.,

I'm gonna take a walk, maybe look over my notes.

And who's gonna keep an eye out for him?

Hey, he's late. His loss.

We can forget about sharks for one day. What?

We wouldn't even be here if this shark problem

didn't demand our immediate attention.

Justine, we're here to study their Sonic anomalies,

not be their friends.

Like my advisor said, the pudding is the proof.

I say we all rest up for tomorrow. The good doctor will show.

That is what he's getting paid for.

Come on.

So quivers must be quite the character.

He's who the company wants.

Sarah, if these shark waves are really disturbing

the biological ecosystem, we might be on to something big.

Could be.

I'll get it.

Hey, I thought I'd stop by

and see if the two of you need some company tonight.

I don't know. Honey?

What do you think?

Well, it is cold here tonight.

And I'm hotter than a hooker in hell.

Well, that is good enough for me.

How's the coffee? What the...

Shapely hips, flush lips, big tits.

Shark babe.

Shark babe. Yes.

Okay, but who are you?

You just be justine. I'm sorry about the fright, doll.

I know your work. It's thorough.

Yeah, but who are you and what are you doing here?

Dr. Reginald quivers. Apologies. I was out late swimming with sharks.

Swimming with sharks? Are you nuts? Sac's orders.

There's cages to be set, great whites to be tagged.

Someone has to care.

Now, if you don't mind, why don't you get the rest of the team up?

First meeting starts, dear, 10 minutes ago.

Snap to it! Time is of the essence.

That guy is our nation's number-one shark expert?

And that is our job, people.

This particular female shark

counters the sex habits of these critters

by emitting shark wave audio signals.

These audio signals cause a frenzy in the food chain.

Odd? Perhaps. But true.

In other words, this shark wave sound turns them on?

Wasn't all this just documented

in last year's goblin shark experiment?

It's fascinating, but...

Yeah, and I thought reproduction rates in this area were status quo.

What you're saying is, these shark waves are upsetting the balance of what,

the entire ocean?

Clearly, the anomaly center did not put you here for your intuitive prowess

or your critical-thinking skills.

Why, thank you, professor.

Can't we just run the tracking system, filter it,

and let the laptops go to town?

"Go to town"? People, this is not a joke.

Look, I did some research into shark wave theories.

The sex is not reproductive.

It's purely sexual, and the sound,

whatever it is, is driving sharks wild, and they don't even know it.

Finally, a voice I can trust.

Justine, thank you.

I read the papers provided by the center,

and I just don't know that I buy the story.

Really? has anyone here

ever heard of horny shark fever?

But that's just a silly story for undergrads and drunken sailors.

Not necessarily. It was four years ago, off the coast of Japan,

when me and a female partner got caught in a great typhoon,

when we stumbled upon a very mean-looking shark

beached, gasping for air.

I looked deep into those cold eyes,

those black, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes,

when suddenly, out of its whole body, a strange sound

tickled my whole body.

It threw us to the ground,

when next thing I knew I was overcome

with a very strong sexual desire.

It was lust.

Yes, Jessica... Pure oceanic lust.

If this shark wave frenzy keeps upsetting

the natural fragile order of our ocean,

it could destroy the very balance in nature

of sharks as we know it today.

I think I catch your drift, doctor.

Hello? Jessica. Earth to Jessica.

Sorry, just zoned out a little. What's happening?

It's our shark! She's here! That was quick!

Can you pinpoint a location? Too deep, sir.

It appears she's moving toward the cage.

Cue up our mating signal. Follow it.

What she said. Do it. I'm confused.

That is our shark. Track the signal.

She's strong. She's moving into range.

-You want us to... -We're losing her.

Don't let her get away. Okay, I can triangulate.

Got it. Triangulation complete. Next?

I put a cage in place. Now, capture that shark!

What? nobody told me we were gonna trap her! That's unethical!

Holding position.

"Mainframe password"? What's the mainframe password?

You were at the debriefing. Mum's the word. Need to know.

I got it. I think.

Bait her! She dropped!

Let her think she's safe.

Okay, did no one hear me?

We're here to study, not trap her.

This is totally unethical.

She's on course. She's right on course.

Did nobody hear me? This just isn't right!

Trapping the shark will only harm her. Why doesn't anyone listen?

Okay, bitches, you asked for it.

What?

We lost power. She's gone.

It's okay. It's just a minor setback.

But someone needs to talk to that woman.

All right, people, back to work.

We've got a lot of work to do.

Just don't let it happen again, okay?

I know you want to help,

but shutting everything down in the middle

of something big is not the answer.

I don't know what came over me,

but, Lynne, I heard her.

That shark was talking to me and saying,

"justine, please don't let them do it."

Look, there is no such thing as psychic sharks.

Did you apologize to everyone? Yes.

A peace offering, ladies.

Wine?

It's good for the heart and the mind.

Come on. Let's enjoy the night.

Justine, I know you care. I really do.

But never let your feelings overwhelm you.

We both want the same thing.

And remember most of all, it's about the sharks.

Who could that be? Beats me. Only sac knows we're here.

Tom, get that, but not a word about the research.

Well, hello, there. Hi, I'm Donna.

My car broke down. May I use your phone?

Please?

Well, yeah, sure. Come on up.

Hey, everyone, this is...

Donna? Donna. Her car broke down.

Hi. looks like a party in here.

Warm and cozy, just how we like it.

Dr. Reginald quivers the third.

Car troubles? That's too bad.

How about a sip of something to help take

your mind off of things?

I would love a nip. Thank you, doctor.

Right this way.

How does he do it?

He is a shark-ologist.

Donna, right? How's the transportation situation?

Um, not so good.

The line was busy. Steal you for a second?

Sure.

Thanks for giving me a few moments of your time.

What was that for?

For being so nice to an innocent girl with car troubles.

Aggressive. I can deal with that.

Now, tell me why you and your friends are really here.

I promise I won't tell. I'm just curious.

We, um... well, I'm not suppo...

Let's loosen you up first,

and then we'll talk.

I shouldn't be doing this.

Yes, you should.

Mermaids and unicorns, I feel like I'm getting a fever.

Sharks.

Sex.

Sex sharks.

Sexy sharks. I'm getting a fever.

Last night was so good,

but I'm still in the mood.

My god. You turn me on so much.

Well, how about we do it again?

We can do that.

Hi, Sabrina? It's Donna.

Call Dan and get over here right now.

I'll be waiting.

Sharks nip. I read that in a book.

You know way too much about sharks.

Well, that's what makes me such a good researcher,

and keeps me single.

What about your last guy? What was he like?

First date, unzipped his pants,

called it the hammerhead.

What a douche! Guys are unbelievable.

Begged me to make dolphin sounds when we made love.

Did you tell him you're a marine biologist?

I was like, "do I look like a dolphin?"

So whatever happened to him? Got rid of him.

Guppy.

Coming!

Can I help you?

I'm Sabrina. I'm Dan.

Donna called us. We're her ride.

Is that right?

Right as rain.

Thanks for coming. Sorry it took us so long.

That's okay. Why don't you guys come in and have a bite to eat?

I'd love to. Sure.

Don't mess this up.

Shark waves, and we just landed the research project of the year.

What does that mean, "shark waves"?

It's a sound that sharks make something about

it being an aphrodisiac.

Finkelworth industries will pay top dollar for this data.

Donna, you're the best. You just got us in.

So what's next? We steal their notes and get out of here.

I don't know. I have a bad feeling. We'll get in, all right.

Sabrina knows what to do.

Shark waves, shark waves.

Here we are.

Dr. Reginald quivers, log 1033.

My findings seem to show that the shark waves

seem to be causing damage to the effected sharks.

Upon hearing these shark waves, it causes

a very strange sexual urge.

Sexual urges.

Well, well, well.

Can I help you?

Doctor, you frightened me. Sorry.

I was just admiring your gear.

A pretty girl such as yourself

shouldn't wander where she doesn't belong.

I didn't know you were researchers.

You were curious. I can't fault you for that.

Well,

how about we slow down,

see what facts we can dig up together?

I think we'd make a great team.

I wonder what would happen

if I reversed the signal.

-What are you doing? -I...

I thought I left something in the car.

You feeling okay? Dan, isn't it?

You look kind of pale.

Why are you holding my team's notebooks in your hand?

I'm sorry. It was Sabrina's idea.

I should've never listened to her.

You talk, or I'll call the cops.

It's your research. Something about shark waves.

She wanted me to distract you so she could...

Who do you work for?

Finkelworth Industries.

Part-time, of course. Damn it.

I'm not feeling well. Do you realize that your friend Sabrina

has just unleashed the strongest sexual frequency known to man?

Save yourself! Get you and the girls out of here!

Go!

What are you doing in Lynne's room?

Where is she?

Hey. Why don't you come and join us?

Always room for one more.

Snap out of it! We have to reverse the signal!

Signal? What signal!

I can reverse the signal.

Then do it! What are you waiting for?

I got a fever, and the only cure is shark-babe love.

Well, if I have to, let's get it on.

All right.

Shark babe. Yes.

The fever is cured.

And that's why you all study sharks?

Well, it's more than a job, it's a calling.

It's a passion.

Justine. I thought you were down at the research lab.

Working with quivers? Wink, wink?

I need to talk to you girls. It's really important.

What is it? Do you need to hit the books?

Lynn, are you feeling okay?

Peachy. really peachy.

And, Sarah, hot under the collar, are we?

You know I'm always ready.

Sabrina, feeling a little horny today?

You bet.

No. it's gotten you.

It's the shark wave.

Something has happened to reverse the effects.

We've got to get out of here.

That's silly.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Now, come here. I want to explore you.

Don't be nervous.

I'm plenty nervous.

Come on over here. It'll feel good.

I can't!

Going somewhere?

Um, no.

There's something really strange going on around here. Would you explain yourself?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Maybe it was something I drank.

Dan, control yourself. Let it flow.

This isn't right.

This isn't right.

Tell you what.

Why don't you come down here and unhook my bra,

and then we'll talk business?

I need relief.

It was all Sabrina. It was her fault, I swear.

I really shouldn't.

I'll tell you everything.

Justine, help!

Don't worry, shark. I won't hurt you.

And I won't let anyone harm you, I promise.

Justine, help me!

I'm coming.

Lynne! Lynne! Lynne!

Lynne! Lynne! What are you doing?

Dancing.

I had the wildest dream about you.

There was a big shark.

I desperately need your help.

What's the code to the mainframe?

Code?

Yes, the code. Need-to-know.

Yeah, I need to know. The code! Give me the code!

Shark.

Shark what, Lynne? Shark what?

Shark babes.

"Shark babes"?

Yeah.

I sure hope you're right.

Okay. soon.

Okay. got it.

Yes! I'm in. Can you hear me?

Come on. I won't bite.

Thank you.

So, what happened to you?

It's my inner voice. I can't feel it.

Feel it? Your inner voice? What do you mean?

It's gone.

You mean your shark wave.

It's not working properly.

My god, this can't be.

I feel weak.

Don't worry. I'll make this right.

Justine!

Justine!

Damn it.

Justine, hurry. My signal is fading.

I'm sorry. I know.

But I'm gonna reverse the signal.

I'm gonna put it back the way it should be.

Thanks, justine. Hurry up!

One more second, shark. One more second.

I got to calibrate, okay?

Code seven, and I'm in.

Open the door, justine, or I'll knock it down.

"Shark bait."

Yes!

Get away from that computer, now!

What's happening?

I'll be fish chum.

Doctor, doctor! Are you okay?

What-what happened? Why are you looming over me?

Nothing serious. You just got a little Nick, is all.

I see. Okay. Thanks, I guess.

To all of us.

I was right all along. Horny shark fever

is not a myth. I'm really sorry.

What about the shark? She's agreed to let us study her.

Thanks to justine, this whole mess has been handled brilliantly!

You saved the day. How can we make it up to you?

Well, folks, the work isn't over yet. You could help us out.

We'd love to.

Justine, I've been thinking. You did such good work,

I'd like to deem you an honorary shark-ologist.

Doctor, you don't have to do that.

But I did, my dear. I did.

Justine, you were fantastic.

I'm sorry I doubted you.

It's nothing. I just did what I had to do.

Now, how about you let us give you a little treat?

It's been a long night. I don't know.

Something tasty for a shark babe like yourself?

Tasty? Well, I think I could handle that.

What did you have in mind?

That's what I thought.

Yes.