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[RuPaul] Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be performing in Trump! The Rusical!

♪ Power to the pussy ♪

Ladies, this is a teaching moment.

I can't believe what I'm saying right now,

but listen to this.

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy, good job casting this week.

Mercedes Iman Diamond.

[Ross] You just sort of disappeared.

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

[Tiffany] I really didn't see you punch it up.

[Ross] ♪ Silky Ganache ♪

You are the winner of this weeks' challenge.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, shantay, you stay.

Mercedes Iman Diamond, sashay away.

Whew.

Oh, cyst.

Live to breathe another day.

[Yvie] Mercedes went home.

I'm a little heartbroken to see her go,

because she is a sweetheart,

but she wasn't a strong contender,

and I'm ready to thin the pack.

"It was so great meeting you girls.

Love y'all. Mercedes."

-Aww. -We love you, too, bitch.

[all] ♪ Ay-li-li-li-li-li-li ♪

♪ A-ya-ya-ya! ♪

[Ra'Jah] Going forward,

my strategy is just to project positive energy,

because I always go to the negative in any situation.

My God, give me a piece of this couch. Ooh!

[Nina] Big silk, looks like the milk is good.

Congratulations, mama.

-Yas. -Congrats, girl.

-Well deserved, all right! -Yeah.

[Scarlet] I feel like we all shined,

and I got the validation I needed

with Ru's comment to me about like how well it was casted.

And I feel totally fine with it.

[Scarlet] Ru made it a point to let me know I did a good job.

So, yes, as the casting director,

I'm going to bask in the glory that is that sunshine.

[Ariel] Girl, delusions.

Every time Scarlet speaks, it's a giant eye roll.

It's not like she was giving us the directions.

We all did the damn thing, and it had nothing to do with her.

[Silky] I just wanted to send all of you an invitation

to come we havin' a girls' trip.

But you have to leave your man at home.

Okay, so what about Brooke Lynn and Vangie?

[all laugh]

You know, I've been noticing here lately, you know,

a lot of chemistry between you and Brooke Lynn.

What exactly is going on?

Brooke Lynn's a good friend of mine.

-A really good friend. -[laughs]

We have a crush on each other.

Me and Vanjie have a crush on each other,

and we'll see where it goes.

[giggles]

I think Vanjie's really cute,

and we're just getting to know each other.

[Vanjie] It's real fresh, out the womb.

You know, I'm going with the flow.

If those kisses keep coming, I'm gonna keep accepting.

Yes! [cheering]

If you know what I'm saying.

Thank God I came back to that.

[all laugh]

This bitch ain't fucking going home,

not when my jush is here.

[all laugh]

I'm grateful to be here for another week.

I'm glad I didn't have to fucking lip sync, girl.

But if I have to do that shit every fucking week,

if that's how I have to fight to stay here, I will do it.

Because I feel the most comfortable

when I am on stage living and getting my jush.

Yeah, girl, but when are you going to apply that

to the challenges, because that's what's going to keep you

out of the bottom.

Now, I will tell you this.

Don't try me right now.

That's not trying you, girl. That's being honest.

No, but no, no, no, no, no.

That's the Tee, girl.

You better take that tone back down.

[Yvie] She says my least favorite thing

to ever hear on this show,

which is, well, I'll lip sync every week

if that means I'm going to get my way there.

And I'm just like, girl,

even if you pack every other girl up this season,

do you really think Ru's gonna put the crown on your head

if you're not delivering in the challenges?

[Ra'Jah] Bitch. How dare you?

You, first and foremost are not sickening at all.

You are literally wearing trash.

I'm not gagging.

I mean, I'm gagging from like... [sniffs] the smell.

It's like bitch do you bathe?

What I'm saying is what I have to do

is silence all of these demons,

all of this extra outside/inside noise,

and prove who I am by continuing to be true to myself.

Ra'Jah's so full of shit.

Ra'Jah feels very attacked by me

telling her to step her game up, because it's the truth.

[Yvie] I just don't like it

if a bitch is not going to like actually learn a lesson,

especially if you keep giving the bullshit excuses

of like, oh, well, I'll try harder next time, girl.

What happened to this time?

[Ra'Jah] Miss Yvie, get over yourself.

At the end of the day,

you will catch this motherfucking fade,

so keep it on mute.

'Cause, bitch, I'm not from Denver.

I'm from fucking Dallas.

The Big D.

[RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra special guest judges

Cara Delevingne and Elvira.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[car tires screech]

Oh, another day.

-Girl. -Yeah, eh-eh-eh-eh.

[Scarlet] The sun came up, and so did I. I'm still here.

[Nina] I think we have a couple name for you guys.

-Oh, yeah? -Okay, what is it?

Branjie.

-Branjie. -Branjie.

Branjie.

Branjie. That's going to be their new T-shirt

and their new merch and the new hats.

So you're welcome.

What are the other couples--

My man left me, but I'm working on another one.

[Brooke Lynn] Who's your next man?

[all laugh]

[Vanjie] Not in the eyes, I said.

[cheers and laughter]

[Vanjie] Oh, my God!

Big mama got to give it to you, honey.

Hold on.

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

[laughter]

I want to see tongue.

[screams and laughter]

[alarm] Thank God.

[RuPaul] She done already done had herses.

My tricks and treats,

whether you're a creature from the black dragoon,

or a rocky horror show,

America's next drag superstar needs to be unspookable.

Ooh.

Happy hallo-queens, boo.

[cheers and applause]

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers]

Come on, green.

All right, be honest.

Who here played with dolls as a kid?

All of us.

Good answer, because I'm introducing a new RuPaul doll.

Available exclusively at integritytoys.com.

[all laugh] Yes!

So for today's Mini Challenge,

you need to transform yourself into a living doll

that can be my doll's BFF.

Ready, set...

Oh, wait a minute.

Guess who I found

hiding behind the wig heads in my dressing room?

Hello, hello, hello.

It's our very own backwoods Barbie, Trixie Mattel.

[cheers and laughter]

[Shuga] Girl, Trixie is here.

She is the winner of All Stars 3.

I love this queen.

-Hi, Trixie. -Hi, RuPaul and RuPaul.

[all laugh]

What's the secret to being a best friend?

Well, you wanna be nice to everybody

because you never know when it's gonna come down to a jury vote.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] All right, ladies, you've got 20 minutes

to get all dolled up.

And I'll meet you on the green screen.

Ready, set, go.

[Trixie] Some of that is actually mine,

but I guess you can have it.

Get off my ass, you bitch.

[Brooke Lynn] It's like it's a fucking sample sale

at Christian Louboutin

and everyone's just like aah, aah.

[Trixie] I'm not hearing any makeup brushes.

I should hear your skin coming off your face.

[all laugh] What's your name?

-I'm Scarlet. -I already forgot.

[all laugh] What are you doing?

I'm a penitentiary doll.

I actually killed a couple of girls to be Ru's best friend.

Are you sure you're not Michelle?

[all laugh]

So I have to ask.

What makes you think RuPaul's best friend is a crash dummy?

[laughs]

Seeing all the people she's crowned.

[all laugh]

So funny.

Welcome to the Valley of the Dolls.

First up, Plastique Tiara.

[Trixie] Meet Plastique.

She's not just a supermodel, she's also a manicurist.

If you give her too much wig water,

she develops back rolls.

Back rolls?

Spring rolls? [RuPaul laughs]

Meet Gloria Freebush, RuPaul's feminist bestie.

When you pull her string, her pussy grabs back.

[Trixie laughs]

Meet Laurena Maria Prudencia Lisa de la Boom Badaboom.

Her friends call her Flaquita.

[Trixie] The hair and that animal print

is vaguely familiar.

Have you been to Cameroon?

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Meet Sticky Finger Silky.

A lot of dolls drive fancy pink sports cars,

but she drives a doughnut truck.

Her box is stuffed with all kinds

of fun-to-play-with accessories,

like bootleg CDs and chips.

Dips not included.

Uranium Yvie.

Kids love to play with her

because they can shave her periodic table

and watch the hair grow back.

[Trixie laughs]

[Trixie] Meet Awesome Ariel.

She's full of surprises.

When you pull her string, she swallows.

Awesome Ariel can't move her face,

but she can bend her neck, her back,

from her pussy to her crack.

[RuPaul] Meet Stupid Scarlet.

She lives in a state of judgment,

because she loves to hate.

[Trixie] Cheap wig and a pink dress.

A woman after my own heart. [RuPaul laughs]

[Trixie] Meet Starr-Keisha Booty La'RaJah.

She might have smaller feet than RuPaul,

but her badonkadonk is enormous.

Her box is stuffed

with all kinds of fun-to-play-with accessories,

like an extra-large cup of drank.

[RuPaul laughs]

A lot of dolls drive fancy pink sports cars,

but she drives a bus.

She's not just a doll, she's a bad bitch.

Meet Bachelorette Brandy.

Her favorite hobbies are cocktails,

peeing behind dumpsters,

and telling everyone she's getting married.

I know that girl.

She's always a hit at parties,

because her hips are double jointed.

Oh, Katya's here.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Meet Miss Vangie.

Trixie, I'm coming for your gig, girl.

I do have a broken suitcase.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Mateo is attending night school

at the University of Hookin'

to get her degree in stripperology.

Whoo. Oh.

[laughs]

Did y'all get it? [RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] She's not just a doll,

she's a Miss Vanjie.

[Trixie] Meet A'Keria.

Her friends call her inmate 304.

When you pull her string,

she pulls a blade from under her wig.

You know, in prison she's armed and dangerous.

-Well, one-armed. -One-armed and dangerous.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Nice work, dolls.

But one of you really melted my plastic heart.

[all laugh]

The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

[cheers and applause]

Yes!

You've won a $1.000 gift card

from Coolhaus Ice Cream.

-I'll take it. -Ooh.

Trixie, thank you for playing today.

Do you have any parting words for my girls?

Winning isn't everything, but it's super fucking awesome.

[all laugh]

-Byeee! -Byeee.

The helicopters are circling. I gotta go.

[all laugh]

Ladies, you know what a drag queen calls Halloween?

What?

Amateur night.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] That's right.

It is time for you to show the children how it's done.

For this week's Maxi Challenge, baby, we are throwing us a ball.

[cheers and applause]

But not just any old ball, darling.

We are throwing a Monster Ball.

[cheering]

#DragRace.

Now, you need to scare up three lurks.

First lurk, Trampy Trick or Treater.

You know, like, Naughty Nurse

or Dirty Doctor or Sexy Soccer Mom.

[all laugh]

Second look, Witch, Please.

You know, like broomsticks, bubbling cauldrons

and things of that nature.

And for your third lurk,

you need to design and create

a look that serves both beauty and beast.

[all laugh]

Category is MILF Eleganza,

as in Monsters I'd Like to Freak.

[cheers and applause] Yas!

For your MILF looks, you can use these items here,

plus materials from the F&S Fabrics wall.

So good luck, and don't fuck it up.

All right?

[all] All right.

[applause]

[Yvie] Our challenge today is the Monster's Ball.

Because it's a ball, you have to serve in three categories.

There's Trampy Trick or Treater realness,

Witch Please!, and Monster I'd Like to Freak.

What if I made the dress out of this red pleather,

because I got enough to make a whole--a full dress.

Right. What you wanna do?

I don't know. I'm a devil.

What's a little devil wear, honey?

Prada.

[all laugh]

And see, like, bitch, I can cut this fur off

and put red on them.

That looks like werewolf, no?

-That's giving werewolf. -Yeah.

[Silky] In this competition, there are cliques.

I am closest to the dream girls,

and the dream girls consist of me, A'Keria, and Miss Vanjie.

You're complicating it more than what it--

Yeah, you're making it hard.

You're making it real complicated.

Do something that's gonna make you look fierce.

The dream girls are gonna be the top three. Duh.

I'm gonna do this big mermaid bottom,

'cause ain't nobody gonna do that.

Okay, bitch, I think I got it.

[Yvie] With Silky, the judges have been

sort of lenient on her style issues

because of her personality.

Which like isn't a bad thing, but I don't think she gets

she can't ride her personality train to the end,

especially in challenges where she's not comfortable.

Bitch.

I have to remake this.

I'm not too fond of Halloween.

I'm not a spooky bitch.

If you want to see me in a ball, honey, just go for realness.

So in this challenge, I want to emphasize

more on the freak part, not really a monster.

I just want to show that there's more than spook to me,

unlike some of the other ho's in this competition.

You watching, so you know who the ho's are.

I may be in the bottom for this round,

but I don't give a fuck.

If I got to lip sync, bitch, I got to lip sync.

I'm ready.

[Shuga] You look always ready to lip sync, girl.

That's the only one I know

always want to lip sync.

I'm gonna let y'all have it, honey.

Careful what you wish for, girl.

How you doin' boo.

Good.

[Brooke Lynn] What kind of monster are you?

I drew it out here.

[Brooke Lynn] Me and Vanjie,

it's nice having this thing happen.

But this is work. We're here for a competition.

It's not personal, it's drag.

But I'm gonna do it longer.

I was gonna do it short, but I'm doing it longer.

-Cute. -I want to make it crystal clear

that ain't no boy gonna come between me and the crown.

I'm focused.

Hey, cysts.

-Hi. -Hey, Ru.

How are my little monsters doing?

Killer.

[all laugh]

Nina West.

Hi, Mr. Charles.

Do you have any favorite monsters?

Bride of Frankenstein.

Elsa Lanchester.

[Nina] Elegant, gorgeous, and still scary.

-And iconic. Yeah. -Yeah.

You know, she did an episode of Murder She Wrote.

Wait a minute. What episode are you talking about?

Was that her? No, I'm sorry. I'm thinking...

Baby, you do not want to test

my Murder She Sat Down and Wrote knowledge of that,

because she was never on there.

No, she wasn't, because I confused--

-But you know who was. -Lillian Munster.

-I confused her. -Oh, yeah, Yvonne De Carlo.

She played the cook on the Jessica Behind Bars episode.

Yeah, yeah, when she goes in and talks to the women in prison.

-Yes. -I love that show.

Is that what you're going to do, Bride of Frankenstein?

No, no, I'm going more corpse bride,

'cause she's a little decomposing.

I'm campy, I'm theatrical,

and I really want to make sure that that's part of this look.

But still sexy.

'Cause the idea is that we want to fornicate with her.

But there's some cobwebs you have to clear away, but...

-Oh. -You want to dive right in.

Story of my life.

[laughs]

Now, Nina, if I remember correctly,

you had an issue with the design challenge.

I did, I did.

How are you going to overcome that here?

I'm going to tone down all of the voices

that make me want to go bigger,

and focus on delivering something

that is within my ability.

Oh, boy. How many voices are in there?

Girl, plenty.

-Uh-huh. -Plenty.

Scares. All right, I'll see you out there.

-Thank you, Ru. -Thanks, Nina.

-Hi, Shuga Cain. -Hi, Mama Ru.

So now, have you won any challenges?

-I have not. -Why is that?

Maybe I'm not giving as much as I should.

So it's allowed me to kind of

really think about what I'm doing here,

and look at the girls who are winning stuff.

Like, where is the difference?

So there's definitely a fire.

Now, your history with drag

is that you had been in the corporate world.

Yeah.

You quit all that to do drag full time.

Had you done drag before you were in the corporate world?

No. I mean, I dabbled a little bit,

and I just kind of-- I got the bug,

and, you know, after trying to pursue art for so many years,

I finally was like the cycle has to change.

I can't be in a dead-end job and just, you know,

wishing I was doing something that I love.

And I'd saved some money,

so I was like, I'm just going to do it.

-Yeah. Yeah. -And see what happens.

I was comfortable.

I had that stable job making six figures,

and to just risk it all,

there's no turning back for me.

Like everything is on the line.

Well, hello, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Hi, Ru.

Where does your design aesthetic come from?

All over. I just know what looks good on my body,

and I know what I like to wear, so I always start there.

When did you find that out?

Probably a couple years ago.

-Just a couple years ago? -Yeah.

I only started sewing probably about a year and a half ago.

Yeah. And so when I say sexy monster,

what's the first thing that comes to mind?

I actually don't watch a lot of scary movies,

so the first thing that came to my mind

was I want to be a sexy pageant queen.

But I want to be a first runner up who never wins.

So she scalps all the other winners

and makes like her own crown out of their heads.

Okay.

Okay.

Giving that kind of like very glassy RuPaul look.

So, you know, that's an interesting choice.

[Brooke Lynn] It's one of those things

where you think something's a really good idea,

and then you start verbalizing it to somebody,

and you see their reaction.

Okay, I need to do something else.

-Hi, Plastique. -Hi, Ru.

Now, you're a sewing bitch, aren't you?

You could say that.

I really wanted to win the first challenge.

However, Brooke Lynn, she took the cake.

But I'm gonna make this challenge my bitch, so...

Okay. So when I say sexy monster, what comes to mind?

Like dark angel, like, this dark lady.

It's past the point of zombie.

Now she's just a beautiful spirit, just flowing around.

But still looking for the D.

Always and forever.

[RuPaul] Okay, all right.

But you know, you're a pretty queen.

Thank you.

Can you do monster drag?

Um, I haven't had the opportunity

to show y'all that side of me yet,

so I'm very excited.

Yeah.

[Silky] I ain't buying it, honey.

I just don't buy it.

The bitch gonna give you pretty all day, every day,

in three fucking corsets.

All right. Can't wait to see what you do.

Thank you.

-Yvie Oddly. -Hi, Ru.

So, now, Yvie Oddly, where does that come from?

I had some other boring who-gives-a-shit drag name,

but people would say like she just is so strange on stage.

So I named myself Yvie Oddly,

since I'm even odder than everyone else, I guess.

[RuPaul] How you gonna snatch the trophy on this challenge?

I'm gonna take a fashion element

and combine it with my unique perspective.

I just wanna show that I can also pull off some glam.

-Uh-huh. -[laughs]

Is that what you're going to do in this challenge?

I mean, I'm actually going to be a voodoo doll, so...

Okay.

She's going to be glamorous,

but I still want to give a little bit of a nod to my odd.

Well, I can't wait to see what you turn out.

[Yvie] The girls have already made it clear

that they see me as a monster.

The judges have seen a lot with my monster drag.

So I'm a little bit afraid

that if I come out as entirely monster,

the judges are going to read me for filth,

and I don't want to be predictable.

I look across the room, I see Ariel.

And what she's making

looks like something from Party City, Little Mermaid section.

I don't see no spook.

How you gonna make that scary, girl?

And it has to be scary.

Everyone's kind of like I don't know if that's enough.

You need to make that like monster.

But I still think that I want to keep my mermaid

a little bit more cutesy so it's still true to me.

I wish I had more of that green tulle,

'cause I don't want it to look like

I was like I got this at Spirit Halloween.

So I just need to do something to it, bitch.

[Plastique] Yeah, you should.

I'm telling you this because I love you.

-I know. -[Plastique] Ariel's my girl.

We've gotten really close.

So I'm very worried about her.

[Scarlet] Ariel lives in a nineties

Nickelodeon kind of place.

I just don't know if that's enough.

There's not very much variety so far.

A similar wig, a similar makeup.

I'm just not sure she can pull this off.

What you making, ho?

I'm doing, um...

I heard something about first runner up or something.

[A'Keria] So now what you thinking?

I think I'm going to do the snake wrapped around me.

[A'Keria] Monster it up?

You only got one snake?

[Brooke Lynn] Yeah.

I don't know where this is leading to.

It's just a snake wrapped around her head.

I don't... [sighs]

I'm definitely getting in my head a little bit

because A, I have a lot of pressure on me

because I won the last design challenge,

and B, I know how to do sexy,

but I'm trying to figure out how to make it monster.

Do you think it's monster-y enough?

It's very glamour.

Brooke Lynn is the frontrunner for this challenge,

but I think she's starting to feel the pressure.

Hopefully we'll get her into some trouble, honey.

This is gonna be cute

when you figure out, like, what it's gonna be.

[laughs]

Yes. Oh, my God.

I'm living already.

Some of these girls are doing, you know,

scary, spooky skeleton glamour lady, you know.

And, like, you know, just like know your history.

Know what are iconic monsters.

So my MILF eleganza

is the Creature of the Black Lagoon.

I feel like this is actually really terrifying, right?

[Shuga] Scarlet is definitely feeling herself.

She's walking up and down this joint in her own world.

You can kind of see my face, kind of not.

Creature of the Black Lagoon is very this.

[A'Keria] You know how when you go into a movie store

and they got the dollar bin?

So it's like the generic version of the movie.

Straight to DVD.

Bitch, you hot glue that or did you sew it?

I sewed it, girl. Of course.

[laughs]

This is like at least like six panels.

[all laugh]

Girl, you love a good panel.

And the panel loves her, okay?

I'm talking about the judges, of course.

Girl, I think that was one time.

Ooh.

[Scarlet] That's more than they've loved some of us.

Ooh!

Girl.

Scarlet thinks she is serving right now,

but the only thing she's serving is holes.

Booty holes. [laughs]

[Silky] That bitch, she need a rewind.

Try again.

Happy Halloween!

Yes.

All right, I need to finish shit.

[Nina] It's here, kids. The Ball is here.

Give me a kiss.

Miss Branjie.

Ooh.

[laughs]

Are y'all excited?

Yes. This is going to be so fun.

33 looks on the runway.

[Ariel] That gags me.

This is a good opportunity

to be able to turn out, like, fun looks.

I love Halloween.

Like, I don't do, like, spooky drag all the time,

so that's when I have like an excuse to like force myself--

Really do it, yeah.

[Yvie] Technically speaking, I'm halfway a Halloween queen.

Like the first time I ever cross dressed at all--

Yeah.

Was Halloween, because my mom dressed up as a pimp.

[laughs]

And then I was her dead hooker.

Okay, that's fabulous.

I love that your mom was the pimp.

My grandma was definitely not happy.

I don't like going out in drag for Halloween.

I started my drag career on Halloween.

It was my friend, you know,

we had dared each other to actually get in drag.

And of course, we was trying to see

who was going to be the fishiest girl.

Who was the fishiest?

Girl, you know who the fishiest was, bitch.

Probably because I only had on

like the littlest amount of foundation.

You know we were Plastique.

Um... [all laugh]

So you're saying Plastique's still playing the drag?

-Girl. -Ooh.

[Ra'Jah] Well, you know she just found her way into it, right?

[Plastique] These girls,

they're just thinking I'm just a pretty queen.

But when I first started doing drag,

I was doing spooky, dark, very demon-like makeup.

So I guess we'll just have to see.

Let me go over here and see what these ho's got going on.

She's giving me Ursula tease.

Ursula to the runway. Ursula to the runway.

[all laugh]

Ursula.

Now, Yvie, what you bringing to the runway?

I ain't never seen you put on pants, bitch.

A dinosaur. I'm trying to be Silky thick tonight.

Dino to the runway.

Rhino to the runway.

Dino.

Dat-ka-ka-ka-ow.

Dat-ka-ka-ka-ah.

Oh, bitch.

Cha-cha-cha-cha-ah!

Rat-da-da-da-ow!

Bitch, don't come for me.

Not Canada Dry.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

[RuPaul] And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

I'm a sandwich.

Gluten free.

Baloney. [all laugh]

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Have you ever been scared straight?

One time in high school, but it wasn't my thing.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] The super beautiful Cara Delevingne.

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Ooh, Ru, my dear, I would have to say a slutty supermodel,

although that's not that much of a stretch.

[all laugh]

And the legendary Mistress of the Dark, Elvira.

Do you know you're one of my favorite judges ever?

No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it.

[all laugh]

This week we challenged our queens

to tuck their halloweenies

and serve three spectacular looks in the Monster Ball.

That caught us all off guard.

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

[howling]

[RuPaul] Welcome to the Monster Ball.

Category is Trampy Trick or Treaters.

Mm.

[RuPaul] Up first, A'Keria C. Davenport.

Oh, Michelle, your dealer's here.

[all laugh]

[A'Keria] When a lot of girls think sexy,

they run to a nurse or something like that.

I wanted to see if I could make a dealer

who sits behind a poker table look sexy.

And I actually did that, and I brought the poker table.

[Cara] Ooh, I'd go all in on that table.

[Ross] I'm more of a slot guy.

[Michelle] I heard.

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

[Ross] Now with wings.

[Vangie] My trampy trick or treater concept

is the very first all-inclusive Victoria Secret model.

I'm in all white, fully stoned, real Avie crystals.

This angel got a secret. It's Miss Vanjie.

[RuPaul] Fly me to the poon.

[all laugh] [Cara] Yes.

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Elvira] Oh, look, it's Lady Bunny's attractive sister.

[all laugh]

[Plastique] I am a sexy Playboy bunny right off the cover.

My body looks like a literal hourglass.

This outfit is like my favorite outfit ever.

[Cara] That is one yummy rabbit.

[Michelle] But where is her carrot?

[Elvira] That wasn't bunny.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

[Ross] Walk the plank.

[all laugh]

[Scarlet] My trampy trick or treater

is stomping the plank, and she's ready to dive in.

[RuPaul] She's a real Captain Hooker.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Nina West.

Ooh, her Venus flytrap's open.

[all laugh]

[Nina] This is one of my very favorite looks

inspired by the legendary Little Shop of Horrors.

This is the quintessential Nina West look.

It has high camp. It's also high drag.

[Ross] I couldn't really see back there,

but now I can suddenly Seymour.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Hey, kitty girl.

[Ross] I thought I taw a puddy tat.

[A'Keria] I am most definitely serving you

pink pussy the house down boots.

And when I say boots,

you already know what that means.

Thigh-high boots. Yes, ma'am. Meow.

[Cara] I would love to chase that tail.

[all laugh]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Elvira] Is it a showgirl?

Is it a harem girl? What the hell is it?

[Shuga] My trampy trick or treater

is a sexy troll doll.

I'm giving you full pastel body color

with the body suit.

I have the troll hair.

Just giving you bejeweled burlesque realness, honey.

[RuPaul] Ever wonder what happened to Smurfette?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Elvira] Oh, she seems so wrapped up in herself.

[Cara] Are those points?

I mean...whew.

[RuPaul] So gorgeous.

[Brooke Lynn] It feels amazing

to use my dance training in the runway.

I don't think there's ever been a mummy on point

on the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

[Ross] Don't you just hate it when the neighbor kids

TP your drag queen?

[RuPaul] Yes.

Ariel Versace.

Now, you've heard of Monét X Change.

This is her cousin, Needles X Change.

[Ariel] I'm the only punk rock PVC Silent Hill nurse.

Each syringe represents every time

I've got my goddamn lips and cheeks done.

So as you can imagine,

there's a lot of syringes on my shoulders.

[Cara] You could prick me anytime.

[RuPaul] Well, do you want it in the ass or in the shoulders?

[Cara] Ooh, that's what he said.

[Elvira] I just love bloody patent leather, don't you?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

It's Sarah Jurassic Parker.

[Cara] Straight from T-Sex in the City.

[all laugh]

[Michelle] Oh, no.

[Elvira] You know what they say about small hands.

[all laugh]

[Yvie] The little kid me loved dinosaurs.

I thought I was going to be a paleontologist.

I wanted to hit on that a little bit.

This is a children's Halloween costume

that I've cut the armholes out of

and then I've attached dinosaur claws to my cute dino pumps.

This look is dino-mite.

[RuPaul] Now, Ross, is it dinosaur weekend

in Palm Springs yet?

[all laugh]

[Ross] I can get you tickets.

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache Unicorn Frappuccino.

[Ross] That unicorn is horny.

[Michelle] She's just happy to see me.

[Silky] I am wearing a white sequined jumpsuit

with pink cutouts.

This is only for the grown and sexy,

so if you ain't grown and sexy, don't join the line, honey.

Fall all the way back.

[Ross] Shantay, you neigh.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Welcome back to the Monster Ball.

Category is Witch Please!

First up, A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Michelle] Edgar Allen Ho.

[Ross laughs]

[A'Keria] Babe, I'm trying to give y'all

Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman.

I'm the witch that you kind of want to be with her,

'cause you want a piece, but you know she's deadly.

[Ross] She really went out on a limb with that bird.

[RuPaul] It's nice to see her branching out.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

[Elvira] Well, this really proves

that black is the new black.

[all laugh]

[Vanjie] I know they're liking this interpretation,

'cause I didn't do

the regular-degular Party City style witch.

I'm taking it to a high couture runway,

with a fascinator for the subtleties.

This witch is rich, bitch.

[RuPaul] Witch better have my money.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Ross] Malefi-sensational.

[Cara] Angelina, eat your heart out.

[Plastique] I'm Maleficent's Asian sister.

I'm cinched for the gods.

I'm giving them face for days.

I am feeling my full Maleficent glamour.

[RuPaul] Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who's the fiercest witch of all?

Scarlet Envy.

[Michelle] Somebody likes to roll around in the hay.

Hay hay!

[Scarlet] My concept is a Fire Island witch.

She is beachy, she's kind of swampy,

and she's giving you pants on the runway

and feeling magical.

[RuPaul] Welcome to RuPaul's Hag Race.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Nina West.

Well, hello, pilgrim.

[all laugh]

[Nina] My look is inspired

by a good old-fashioned Salem witch,

with flames coming up the dress

as if I'm being burned at the stake.

I am serving old school witch.

Like literally. From like 1510.

[Elvira] Somebody call the fire brigade.

[RuPaul] Paging Arthur Miller.

[Michelle laughs]

[Michelle] Abigail!

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

This outfit inspires ooze and Oz.

[all laugh]

[Ra'Jah] I'm serving you Witch Please!

straight out of Oz.

Head to toe emerald green, with purple-accented hair.

Fuck, it looks good on me.

[Elvira] Why, it's the regular emerald titty--city.

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Elvira] She's been framed!

[RuPaul] It kind of makes me want a Bloody Mary.

[Shuga] I am Bloody Mary, urban legend, spooky queen.

Snatching up all the kids from the mirror, honey.

I am giving you latex dripping blood,

tattered Victorian lace dress,

and my teeth are all nasty and rotted out.

I'm living for this look.

[RuPaul] Hey, Shuga Cain, how's your head?

[Michelle] Say it, Elvira. Say it.

Haven't had any complaints yet.

Oh no!

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Ross] She is totally two faced.

[RuPaul] Totally.

[Ross] My eyes are up here. And here.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Brooke Lynn] This look is inspired

by the Enchantress from Suicide Squad.

And oddly enough,

the Enchantress from Suicide Squad, Cara Delevingne,

is our guest judge this week.

It's amazing.

I'm really hoping she gets the reference.

[Cara] Oh, skull and bone me.

[Elvira] Hey, wait a minute. Isn't that my opening costume?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ariel Versace.

[Cara] Bella Hadid, someone stole your glasses.

[Ariel] I am in my Witch Please!

giving you a little bit of Meryl Streep

from Into the Woods,

Miley Cyrus from Can't Be Tamed.

Avant-garde. Very like posh.

It's Ariel, witch.

[RuPaul] Michelle, have you ever seen

the Witches of Beast-wick?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

Coven girl, put the bass in your walk.

[all laugh]

[Yvie] For this look, I wanted to make sure

that I'm clearly reading as witch,

but with a fashion twist.

All the other witches in her coven were jealous,

so they put this curse on her.

But it's not going to stop her from having a good time.

[Cara] Who said women can't reverse?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Nobody beats The Wiz.

[all laugh]

[Silky] I am doing an homage to black cinema,

The Wiz, as Evillene, the Wicked Witch of the West.

Don't you bring Miss Evillene no bad news.

[RuPaul] Ease on down the runway, girl.

[Michelle] Yes.

[RuPaul] Say hi to Gayle for me.

[all laugh]

♪ We got a mighty love ♪

[RuPaul] Category is MILF Eleganza:

Monsters I'd Like to Freak.

First up, A'Keria C. Davenport.

[Ross] Oh, you know, I've seen her on the web.

[all laugh]

[Elvira] Quick, call the exterminator!

[A'Keria] Tonight, I am the queen of the spiders.

I padded my body so that she definitely has a butt

that you wouldn't mind taking a ride on.

Definitely freakable.

You want some.

[RuPaul] A'Keria C. Davenport from Harlot's Web.

[all laugh]

[Cara] I love that look.

[thunder]

[RuPaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the graveyard.

[all laugh]

[Elvira] I hope the bird doesn't have an accident.

[all laugh]

[Vanjie] My look is inspired by Vanity 6

meet apocalyptic dead ho.

If Vanjie was supposed to be dead,

this is how she would do it.

I would still look sickening.

I would have my plunging neckline showing skin.

My hair's so coiffed, I got my tombstone on my head,

because I want you to know who I am.

This is sexy bitch to the Tee.

[Michelle] Hey, Vanjie, how's your head...stone?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Plastique Tiara.

[Ross] I love a queen who's always smiling.

[RuPaul laughs]

[RuPaul] Let's get sickle-ing.

[Plastique] My monster I'd like to freak

is Plastique Death Goddess glamour.

The makeup is paying homage to how I started out in drag.

Being drawn to that more conceptual,

more creepy, spooky makeup.

I hope the judges can appreciate

I'm trying to do something different.

[Michelle] She's so handsy.

[Ross] Well, you gotta give her a hand.

[Michelle] Or two.

[RuPaul] Scarlet Envy.

Ladies and gentlemen, the shape of wig water.

[Elvira] Wait, isn't that Roomba's mom?

[all laugh]

[Scarlet] This outfit is definitely high fashion

meets classic cinema.

The Creature From the Black Lagoon

meets the New York City catwalk, darling.

I feel weird. I feel fashion.

I feel timeless.

[RuPaul] Now, you read about all the mercury in fish,

but this is ridiculous.

[all laugh]

[thunder]

[RuPaul] Nina West.

Oh, look how pretty.

[Cara] Oh.

[Ross] Oh!

It's a gash, a monster gash.

[RuPaul laughs]

[Nina] This is a look that I am very proud of.

I got this House of Wax vibe where my face is falling off,

and underneath is this decayed, deformed woman

crawling out of the grave, looking for her long lost love.

I feel so alive... and dead in this look.

[Ross] Honey, your lipstick is smeared a little bit.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ra'Jah O'Hara.

[Elvira] Oh, look at the size of that snake.

[Ross] That's her trouser snake.

[Cara] That's the longest snake I've ever seen.

Well, the only one.

[all laugh]

[Ra'Jah] My MILF Eleganza look is the bone collector.

Ra'Jah loves to suck a good bone.

I'm wearing this sickening pair of pants made of fur,

and then I throw on some pasties.

I am serving you skeleton drag queen realness.

[RuPaul] Hey, when you finish the runway,

could you slip by my house and snake my drain?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Shuga Cain.

[Elvira] Somebody forgot their bikini wax.

[RuPaul] Working the merkin.

[Michelle laughs]

[Shuga] I'm feeling this sexy wife of Satan MILF.

She is giving you body, feathers and bones

and full seventies merkin.

I think I'm freakable.

[Ross] She's so L.A. now. An L.A. Ram.

That's a football reference.

[Michelle] Oh, my God, I got it.

[RuPaul] Michelle, have you heard my new song?

It's called I am a Merkin, a Merkin.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Ross] Sissy that walk.

[all laugh]

[Cara] Citizen Cane?

[Brooke Lynn] I am a black widow.

This bitch has buried like five husbands.

My look's an off-the-shoulder gown,

with this black tulle wafting around me almost like smoke.

I feel dark. I feel spooky. I feel sexy.

[RuPaul] Get these motherfucking snakes

off this motherfucking stage.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Ariel Versace.

[Cara] Areola, the Little Mermaid.

[Elvira] Now I know why she calls herself Ariel.

[all laugh]

[Ariel] So a mermaid and Tinkerbell went into a bar

and the rest is history.

She is a creature from the Jersey Shore covered in scales.

I know these other queens are green with envy.

[Cara] Nyes.

[RuPaul] What's that perfume you're wearing?

[Elvira] Catch of the day?

[all laugh]

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

[Cara] She must be a fellow Brit with those teeth.

[Michelle laughs]

[Yvie] My look is this fashion forward eleganza voodoo doll.

And I've got pieces of frogs and old hands stuck in my hair,

and my face has got stitches and a big ol' button eye.

[Michelle] She's serving lace, lace, lace.

[RuPaul laughs]

[thunder]

[RuPaul] And now in a scene from Macbeth, Dr. Ganache.

[Elvira] Out! Out, damn spot!

[Silky] I am a red she-devil.

Red mermaid gown with leather and fur hugs all my curves.

And I changed up my makeup.

Through my beauty, I wanted to show a little beast.

I hope those judges are horny to see me.

[Michelle] Elmo, the later years.

[all laugh]

[thunder]

[RuPaul] Welcome, ladies.

Based on your Monster Ball looks,

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Nina West.

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Scarlet Envy.

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Ladies, you are all safe.

You may leave the stage.

What a bunch of monsters.

[all chuckle]

Ladies, you represent

the treats and the tricks of the week.

[chuckles]

And now it's time for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Plastique Tiara.

The trampy trick or treater.

Your body was stunning. Whoa.

By the way, I used to work at a Playboy club.

I wasn't a bunny. I was cleaning the restroom.

[all laugh]

Your makeup in all three looks was incredible.

The MILF Eleganza, the makeup, the details,

the way you held your mouth, just perfect.

[Michelle] This look is the most fuckable.

but I'm missing personality.

There's just a pretty you walking down the runway,

and I'm missing some kind of a connection.

All right, let's move on down to Shuga Cain.

The Witch Please! I loved.

I love horror movies and I want to watch that movie right away.

[Elvira] Your trampy trick or treater,

I didn't know what the heck it was.

The upside is it's something no one's ever seen before.

[all laugh]

And hopefully will never see again.

[all laugh]

It was a troll doll. Those trolls?

So when I was little, I didn't have a lot of friends,

and I had tons of trolls,

those little ones with the little crazy hair.

And I used to talk with them and perform in front of them.

I just wanted to do something that meant something to me.

It's a beautiful story.

Yet you have to tell a story,

so that means we didn't get it.

This MILF just looks messy.

You're better than this.

And the carpet is not matching the drapes.

It's hard to want to freak that Merkin, that's the thing.

I was trying to do like a tribal,

like, satanic like wife of the devil.

I love the ideas, but you have to be able

to portray to us what you're doing.

[RuPaul] Up next, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

[Elvira] I particularly loved the first look,

because I've also been wrapped up in bandages.

I'm sure you have.

Well, but I also did it professionally.

[all laugh]

That costume, it just was amazing.

And obviously you're some kind of ballerina

or something, right?

Oh, Lordy.

[all laugh]

I could not believe you were just like la-la-la.

I was just blown away by that.

[Cara] Your Witch Please!, that kind of looks like

when I played the Enchantress in Suicide Squad.

That's literally my inspiration.

-Stop it! -I found out you were a judge,

and I was like, oh, fuck off, no way.

-[Cara] No way. -[Brooke Lynn] Yes.

The way you danced, I was like I should have probably

taken some lessons before I'd done the movie,

because that was incredible.

Thank you.

And then, this look I freaking love.

I like that it's the counter point.

You're barely moving, and you still carried it off.

I would borrow this outfit from you for my day look.

[all laugh]

Up next, Ariel Versace.

I loved the syringes coming out the shoulders

in the trampy trick or treater realness.

But the bottom was ill fitting.

The idea was cute.

The execution was marginal.

And your Witch Please!, I was getting like saloon.

I was trying to do like an avant-gardey kind of thing.

But it wasn't avant-garde. It was 1800s.

The glasses were avant-garde,

which had no place in that outfit.

And then there's nothing monstrous about this.

This is a mermaid.

[Ariel] I guess I was just trying to like

rest on something that I knew.

[Ross] Every week, it's, you know, it's cute.

But it's just what do you bring?

-What's your legacy in drag? -Right.

Are you giving it to us?

[Ariel] I always like present myself

as somebody who's like really strong.

And for some reason that hasn't--

I feel like I haven't been able to show that yet.

[Ross] Have you ever watched the show

and heard other queens say that same thing?

Yeah.

And did you want to scream at them from your living room?

Yes. Yes.

Here's the deal. We're five weeks in.

Now's the time to push.

Yvie Oddly.

Your trampy trick or treater look...

Speechless. Phenomenal.

One of my favorites in this whole show.

You didn't just come out as a dinosaur.

You told a story without any words.

You have little T-Rex arms.

You can't reach it when you drop it.

[all laugh]

I have seen a lot of drag,

but that really was in my top 10 list

of most unique, odd drag moments.

It was just so damn funny.

And you looked sort of oddly sexy.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, your laugh,

I tell you, you should laugh all the time,

because every time you laugh, I laugh.

Unless I'm in a movie theater, I swear to God.

[all laugh]

The Witch Please! was good because it was simple,

but it was so tasteful.

You know, the hat going over one eye, the little glove.

There was something you could have added,

something just that little element more.

Next time I'll eat a baby.

Great. That's what we want.

[laughs]

Let's talk about this monster I'd like to freak.

This is like monster I'd like to take to a fundraiser.

[all laugh]

You know what I mean? I don't get it.

I was just trying to go for a voodoo doll,

but I wanted to try to be a little bit more glamorous.

So this is glamour to you?

[Yvie] I just didn't execute everything to one vision.

I kind of picked a few

and was like that's glamour and that's punk

and that's Yvie, so here we go.

[Ross] But when you have a challenge

that is monster I'd like to freak--

and you are a freak...

[laughs]

Freaking do it.

When I call you a freak,

that is the biggest compliment I can give you.

Oh, girl, I hope so.

Otherwise people have been insulting me my whole life.

No.[all laugh]

Well, I promise

I won't ever sabotage myself with glamour again.

Well, we still want to see you do some glamour.

And, you know, you've got a couture body.

You could really rock something gorgeously.

I'll do it when appropriate.

We'll hold you to that.

Up next, Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

When you did the little unicorn, adorable.

It was sort of a cute

children's trick or treaty thing, you know,

with sex thrown in, which really doesn't go together, but...

Okay, never mind.

[Ross] Your Witch Please!

It's a reference to The Wiz, right?

Absolutely.

I liked that you went to The Wiz,

but your hair, your paint, you were Oprah.

Now, this last look, you look so sexy.

You look absolutely gorgeous.

Thank you.

But the dress making is a bit shabby.

I can kind of see places

where the fur is thicker on one side, not the other.

It looked cheap.

And I really don't get monster besides the horns on your head.

[Elvira] And horns do not a monster make.

Ask anybody who was in Manos: The Hands of Fate,

an obscure B-movie reference.

I don't do monster well.

I only paint one mug, and it's a beauty mug.

[Michelle] No, I know. You are a pageant girl

through and through.

But I have to remind you kids to really think of the challenge.

[RuPaul] All right, ladies, I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

All right, just between us witches,

what do you think?

Starting with Plastique Tiara.

Those looks were incredible. Plastique is stunning.

The colors, she's stunning.

[Elvira] It's Drag Race. You need more than just looks.

You need personality.

[RuPaul] But I love the fact that her MILF

was actually a monster,

and she took the time to create a horrific face,

but still kept the beauty.

She did a really fine job.

All right, let's move on. Shuga Cain.

[Ross] The looks were just confusing.

She needs to hand out a pamphlet with each outfit

so I can figure out what the hell is going on.

I was just lost.

You can see that she's talented.

She really can sell a character,

like the Witch Please!, when she does it properly.

But that MILF Eleganza, I don't know what was going on there.

She tried to make it better by licking the thing,

but licking can only take you so far.

[all laugh]

This was just not her challenge.

-Uh-huh. -Mm-mm.

Let's move on to Brooke Lynn Hytes.

I love, love, love, love, love, love, love,

love Brooke Lynn Hytes.

How do you really feel about Brooke Lynn?

I may be a little biased. Whatever.

All of those looks to me was someone I want to freak.

[Elvira] Yeah. She captured all these different macabre looks.

The mummy, the witch doctor,

and then that beautiful, elegant,

kind of an Addams Family character.

The costumes were amazing.

[Cara] Just to watch her move was hypnotizing.

Yes, that extra element really pushed it over the top.

Ariel Versace from New Jersey.

I was having a little bit of déjà vu.

-I've seen it all before. -Mm-hmm.

[Elvira] Nothing super different, super unique.

The final look didn't read monster at all.

Look, I'm Ariel. I'm a mermaid.

Kind of meh-maid.

[laughs]

Guys, I'm almost at a loss with Ariel.

I don't think she knows what she needs to do.

She has an idea of what she is, but this competition forces you

to rethink everything that worked back home.

In this context, you've got to amp it up.

And if you can't, you shouldn't be here.

[RuPaul] Yvie Oddly.

Yvie brought something to the party that nobody else did,

and that was humor.

I mean, she put claws on pumps, you guys.

[all laugh]

Has anyone ever done that before?

-No. -No.

Then she dropped the head and she couldn't get it.

[all laugh]

[Ross] But that last look was so bad.

[Michelle] There was no monster.

Nothing that you wanted to eff.

Nothing that I wanted to eff, marry, or kill.

It's unfortunate that the last look didn't really hit the mark,

but I wanted to single her out

because I was so impressed with her first two looks.

-Yeah. Me, too. -[Michelle] So good.

Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache Zeta-Jones.

Her trampy trick or treater, I actually liked that.

[Cara] But there's something

that could have made the look better,

more pronounced on the detailing, maybe.

And I had trouble with the second one.

I thought it was Oprah Winfrey going as Dolly Parton

for her Halloween costume.

She was being Evillene from The Wiz,

but Evillene is evil, and she didn't capture that.

The dress and the makeup

didn't measure up to the original at all.

And the final look, there was no monster in it.

And the dress, when she turned around,

you saw the undergarments.

It was ill-fitting.

Silky is such a fun queen,

I would have liked to see her have fun with the monster.

Really go there.

She said she only paints pretty.

Well, stretch a little, honey.

There's $100.000 on the line.

Get ugly, girl.

Silence.

Sorry.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my ghouls.

[RuPaul] Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Plastique Tiara.

Tonight your three looks were bewitching.

You're safe.

[RuPaul] Brooke Lynn Hytes.

Tonight you were on point.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

Yes. [applause]

You've won a $3.000 gift card from TravelGay.com.

[Silky] Oh.

You may join the other girls.

[applause]

Yvie Oddly. You, my dear, are a freak.

And you're safe.

Thank you.

Shuga Cain. Tonight, Shuga don't bite.

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

[Shuga Cain] I'm mad.

I did not come here to be in the bottom again.

I just worked so hard to get here.

It breaks my heart.

[RuPaul] Ariel Versace.

The only person you scared tonight is you.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Tonight you were all beauty, no beast.

Silky.

You are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Ariel, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

of I'm Your Baby Tonight by the great Whitney Houston.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

[Ariel] I go into full Mortal Combat mode.

I want to be here so badly.

I need to kill this lip sync.

Okay, bitch, it is time for you to show Mama Ru

why you are meant to be here,

'cause tonight, you are not going home.

Good luck, and for the love of Whitney Houston,

don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ From the moment I saw you ♪

♪ I went out of my mind ♪

♪ I never believed in love at first sight ♪

♪ But you got a magic, boy, that I just can't explain ♪

♪ Well, you got a, you got a way that you make me feel ♪

♪ I can do, I can do anything for you, baby ♪

♪ I'll be down for you, baby ♪

♪ Lay all my cards out tonight ♪

♪ Just call on me, baby ♪

♪ I'll be there in a hurry ♪

♪ It's your move, so baby, baby decide ♪

♪ Whatever you want from me ♪

♪ I'm giving you everything ♪

♪ I'm your-- ♪

Oh!

Fuck.

[Ariel] Motherfucker.

I just need to get up and keep it moving.

I need to show them that I'm not giving up.

I'm gonna be their baby tonight. I need to stay here.

♪ Whatever I do, boy ♪

♪ It's all about you, baby ♪

♪ And ain't it the truth, boy ♪

♪ I'm helplessly in love with you ♪

♪ What else can I do, boy ♪

♪ But be there for you, baby ♪

♪ You got a, you got a way that you're making me ♪

♪ Feel I can, feel I can do any, do anything ♪

-♪ All right ♪ -♪ All right ♪

♪ You do it, baby, you do it ♪

♪ Whatever you want from me ♪

♪ I'm giving you everything ♪

♪ Whatever ♪

♪ I'm your baby tonight ♪

♪ There's no denying, oh ♪

♪ Looks like I'm fatal, it's all on the table ♪

♪ And, baby, you hold the cards ♪

♪ You got the magic and I've got to have it ♪

♪ I don't want the pieces, I want every single part ♪

♪ I'll be your angel, I'm ready and able ♪

♪ Whatever you want is fine ♪

♪ Whenever you're ready, just call on your lady ♪

♪ And I'll be your baby tonight, yeah ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Shuga Cain, shantay you stay.

You may join the other girls.

[applause]

Ariel Versace, you are my baby tonight,

and you always will be.

Now sashay away.

[cheers and applause]

[Plastique] I love you, Ariel I love you!

Nyes!

[all laugh]

[Ariel] I didn't think I should have gone home tonight.

I have so much to show. [blows lips]

It sucks that I did not get to show my true self to the judges

or at least what they thought they saw.

But can't wait to see what else I do.

Con-drag-ulations, queens.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

-Amen. -All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

[RuPaul] Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be competing in the first ever Drag'lympics.

[music plays]

♪ Because I'm what? ♪

♪ Sickening, bitch! ♪

You slayed.

It all worked for me.

-Amazing. -I'm getting bored.

Change up some shit.

If I got to lip sync for my life,

I'm gonna lip sync for my motherfucking life.

I'm not fucking coming for you.

I can't wait until they make that spooky dooky--

Go home.

♪ To, to, to, to, to, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪