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Help! Me house is on
fire! Me house is on fire!
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Call the fire brigade!
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Don't worry. Come along.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
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Well done, lads!
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Fill 'em up!
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Pass the buckets!
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There must be another
way of doing the credits.
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That's right!
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Every time they make a Robin Hood
movie, they burn our village down.
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Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yo, yo, yo!
Check it out.
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♪ Prince John and the sheriff
They was runnin' the show ♪
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♪ Raisin' the taxes
'cause they needed the dough ♪
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♪ A reign of terror
took over the land ♪
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♪ They were shakin' down the
people just to beat the band ♪
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♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said ♪
♪ Hey, nonny, nonny and a ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ The people were unhappy. Morale was low ♪
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♪ They had no place to turn
to. There was nowhere to go ♪
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♪ They needed a hero
but no one could be found ♪
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♪ 'Cause Robin Hood was
out of town I said hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said ♪
♪ Hey, nonny, nonny and a ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ He was put into the slammer by his Arab foe ♪
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♪ And in a little while he
would be no more I said hey ♪
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- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ I said hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ I said ♪
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♪ Hey, nonny, nonny
Hey, nonny, nonny ♪
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♪ Hey, nonny, nonny
and a whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Check it out ♪♪
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Ow!
Ow!
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Ah, hello, hello!
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Welcome, welcome to le dungeon!
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Hello, I'm Falafel, maître d' dungeon.
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Please allow me to show you to your cell. Come.
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Duck.
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I always forget about that.
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I'm so sorry, but we cannot seat
you without the proper attire.
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See?
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Irving.
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Help me.
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Ah! That's much better.
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And now I leave you in the capable hands of Muktar.
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He's our head guard.
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Please, it's better you cooperate with him.
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He's a tough guy.
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And if there’s anything you require,
please don't hesitate to scream.
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Coming!
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We're so busy!
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Follow me!
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Please sit.
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Robin of Loxley, where is your king?
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King? King?
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And which king might that be?
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King Richard, King Louis, King Kong?
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Larry King?
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Impertinent English dog! You shall talk.
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I don't think so.
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Chuchim, please,
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the tongue looseners.
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Speak, you dog.
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Speak!
Uh-uh.
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Ooh!
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What did he say?
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You don't wanna know.
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You very brave for a not-at-homeboy.
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Oh, thank you.
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I've been in this place for a while.
Perhaps I can be of some service to you.
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- Do you have any questions?
- What are you in for?
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- Jaywalking.
- Oh. I see.
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It's not gonna be easy getting out of here.
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What we need is a great feat of strength.
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Feat of strength?
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Au contraire!
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Now that you are here with me, what
we have is great strength of feet!
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- Don't follow.
- Do as I do.
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Put your feet on the bar, both feet.
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Now, on the count of kick—
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- Kick!
- Ha-ha!
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- What was that noise?
- Uh, noise? Noise?
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Uh— Uh, uh, uh, uh-
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The noise you heard was the
breaking of this poor man's heart.
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Yes, that's it! Ohh!
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- What?
- He's decided to save his life by betraying his king.
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- Tsk, tsk, tsk.
- Oh, yes, that's it.
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Oh, damn my eyes.
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So go. Go tell your superiors
before he changes his mind.
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Oh, by the love of Allah, this is a wonderful thing!
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Go.
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It will mean a big promotion for me.
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Go!
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Good news is always rewarded!
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Please go.
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On the other hand-
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bad news is severely punished.
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Aah!
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Now is our chance.
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Quick, follow me!
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- You get that chain, I'll get this one.
- Righto!
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We're free!
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We're free! We're going home!
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Move out of the way!
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Come on. Take my hand.
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All right, on the count of three!
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One, two, three!
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I just told them the good news, and-
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and-
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and I'm in deep shit.
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It is a very long journey from
Africa to England, my friend.
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Well.
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I owe you a great debt of gratitude, my friend.
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I am called Robin of Loxley.
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My name is Asneeze, father of Ahchoo.
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- Bless you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Ahchoo is my son. He's in England, your country.
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He's an exchange student.
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I'd like you to look after him.
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He's in need of guidance.
He is headstrong and cocksure.
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Or is it the other way around?
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Say no more. I vow on the sacred word of Loxley,
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I give you my undying pledge, my solemn oath...
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on my father's honor, on the blood of my heart,
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- on the word of my soul-
- Good.
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on the very center of my being, that nothing shall—
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You must go now, or you will miss the tide.
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Yes, yes. Well, farewell, my friend.
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And not to worry. I'll find Ahchoo.
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- Good-bye, my friend.
- Farewell.
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Safe journey!
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Home! Home!
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England! Ahh!
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Mmm! Mwah!
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Oh, a horse. A horse. My kingdom for a horse.
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Get him!
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Hold him.
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Ahchoo?
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Bless you!
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Man, I hope someone's getting a video of this thing.
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Damn!
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That must be him.
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Watch my back!
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Your back just got punched twice.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, thanks, man.
- You're welcome.
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Who are you anyway?
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I think now is not the time for introductions.
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Time out!
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Excuse me, bad guys. I am running out of air.
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Gotta get pumped.
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Huh?
Huh?
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Okay, honkies. Time in!
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By the by, do you know praying mantis?
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You're looking at him.
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Let's get out of here!
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Yeah, boy!
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Go ahead, punk!
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They're witches! They're mad!
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They're possessed! They're crazy!
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- Good work.
- Thanks, man.
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You haven't seen the last of us!
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You've seen the last of us.
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There she is, Loxley Hall,
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home of my family for seven generations.
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Let's go!
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Move it! Come on. Let's go!
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That's it, boys. Let's go. Move it.
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That's it! Keep it going!
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Keep it going!
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Yes, come on, come on. Move it, move it.
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Here we go.
Stop the castle! Stop the castle!
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You there! I demand to know what is going on here!
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Read it and weep.
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Hey, what up with that?
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"Hear ye, hear ye.
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"For failure to pay back taxes,
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"all the lands, castle and
properties of the family of Loxley...
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"shall be taken in lieu of payment.
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Signed, Prince John's royal accountant, H.M.R. Blockhead"?
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This is a sham!
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I vow here and now I will restore
my castle to its rightful place.
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Yeah, yeah. You vow, we move!
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Let's go, boys! Take it out!
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So long! Move it!
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Keep it going! Come on!
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That's a boy!
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Blinkin?
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Who's that? It's Blinkin.
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Our family's loyal, blind servant.
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I gotta get the horse, man.
Good.
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Blinkin!
Uh, be right out.
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Blinkin!
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Master Robin, is that you?
Yes!
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Back from the Crusades?
Yes!
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And alive?
Yes.
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Oh, happy day!
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I'm quite sure there was a door there.
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Master Robin!
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You lost your arms in battle.
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How— How terrible!
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But you grew some nice boobs.
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Blinkin, I'm over here.
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Oh. Uh, later.
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Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle.
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I thought it felt a bit drafty.
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Ohh!
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This never would have happened
if your father was alive.
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He's dead?
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Yes.
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And my mother?
She died of pneumonia whilst—
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Oh, you were away!
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My brothers?
They were all killed by the plague.
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My dog Pongo?
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Run over by a carriage.
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My goldfish Goldy?
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Eaten by the cat.
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My cat?
Choked on the goldfish.
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Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?
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Oh! Oooh! Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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What is that?
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Oh, your father wanted me to give you this.
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He said that inside is the key...
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to the greatest treasure in all the land.
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Ohh.
May I keep it?
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Um, no, Blinkin.
I think I ought to honor my father's wishes.
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Of course.
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Come, Blinkin. Let us leave this depressing foundation.
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We have much to do and less time to do it in.
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Yes.
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Hey. Hey, Robin, wait up.
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Oh, well done, Ahchoo.
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Yeah, he was running fast, but I caught his ass.
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Who's that?
Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.
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A Jew? Here?
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No, no. Not a Jew. Ahchoo.
271
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Hey, put it there. How do you do?
272
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,595
I've been better.
273
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,389
- What is that?
- Help me! Help me!
274
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,395
Aah, save me! Save me!
275
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,564
276
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,524
277
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,068
Looks like a runaway white boy.
278
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,863
All right. Steady on.
What's the matter?
279
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,366
They're after me.
Who is?
280
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:06,288
281
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:14,838
282
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,923
283
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,967
Over that boy hand!
284
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,554
285
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,515
Hand over that boy.
286
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,228
Who demands it?
The sheriff of Rottingham.
287
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,650
And what has the boy done?
288
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,153
He was caught poaching in the king's forest.
289
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,323
He deered to kill a king's dare.
290
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:46,286
Dared to kill a king's deer.
291
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,331
And this is an offense?
292
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,877
One punishable by death. Where have you been?
293
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,504
Fighting with King Richard in the Crusades.
294
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,300
Unfortunately, my father couldn't
get me into the National Guard.
295
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,928
Whoa-oh!
296
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,264
How dare you talk to me in that fashion?
297
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,309
Who are you?
I am Robin of Loxley.
298
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,311
Oh, yes, yes, I've heard of you.
299
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,730
They say you're pretty handy with a sword.
300
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,774
Let's find out!
301
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,657
302
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,203
303
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,998
I was angry at you before, Loxley,
304
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,877
but now I'm really pissed off!
Pissed off?
305
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,088
If I was that close to a horse's wiener,
306
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,924
I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
307
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,928
You know, this wasn't a very smart
thing for you to have done, Loxley.
308
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,972
I'll pay for this!
309
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,352
You'll pay for this!
310
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,271
Kill them!
311
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,111
Wait, I've... changed my mind.
312
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,905
Wise decision.
313
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:08,159
So, until we meet again,
314
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,245
have a safe journey.
315
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,956
Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ah!
316
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,000
Mind the big rocks!
317
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,629
318
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:23,633
Shut up, you bloody fools!
319
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,594
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
320
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,099
Oh, thank you for saving me life, milord.
321
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,768
I shall tell all that I see that
there is one man in England...
322
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,271
who's not afraid to stand up to Rottingham and his men.
323
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,606
Good. Tell them that.
324
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,651
And tell them also that I vow
to put an end to the injustice,
325
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:44,279
right the wrongs, end the tyranny,
326
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,699
restore the throne, protect the forest,
327
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,618
introduce folk dancing,
328
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,787
demand a four-day work week...
329
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,582
and affordable health care for Saxons and Normans.
330
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:59,502
Yes, yes. Good, good.
Well, it's getting dark.
331
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,504
I gotta go home alone now.
332
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,715
Right, right.
Good-bye.
333
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:07,635
334
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,307
What an unusual child.
335
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,266
Hmm.
336
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,482
♪ Where is the one ♪
337
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,986
♪ That I love most of all ♪
338
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,490
♪ When will I hear him call ♪
339
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,410
♪ Marian, Marian ♪
340
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:35,497
♪ He is the one ♪
341
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:39,918
♪ Who can make my life whole ♪
342
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:45,423
♪ Joyful forevermore ♪
343
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:49,094
♪ I've waited so patiently ♪
344
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,847
♪ For a true love ♪
345
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,518
♪ When will he come for me ♪
346
00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,438
♪ Where is he? Where is he, oh ♪
347
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,357
348
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,197
♪ Where is the man ♪
349
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:13,827
♪ Who carries the key ♪
350
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,287
♪ When will he be ♪
351
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,374
♪ With his Marian ♪
352
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,459
♪ Marian ♪
353
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,504
♪ I cannot wait ♪
354
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:28,716
♪ Till he sets my heart free ♪
355
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:33,388
♪ Oh, when will I know him ♪
356
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,392
♪ When will I see him ♪
357
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,229
♪ When will I hear him ♪
358
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,314
♪ Say Marian ♪
359
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:47,777
♪ My love ♪
360
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,072
Oh!
361
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,408
Hurry up, mein lady!
362
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,494
You better get out of that tub...
363
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,330
before that thing begins to rust.
364
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,791
All right, Broomhilde.
365
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,214
Hurry, hurry. It's freezing.
366
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,764
Button up. You're going to catch your death of cold.
367
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,893
Oh, these castles are so drafty.
368
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,063
369
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,149
Toasty warm.
370
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,901
371
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,904
Oh, Broomhilde, look.
372
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:33,489
A happy little bluebird.
373
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,160
374
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,205
Hello.
375
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,835
Ah. This means I must make a wish.
376
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,588
I hope against hope,
377
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,798
I wish against wish...
378
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,928
that the heavens bring me
a kind, wonderful, gentle man...
379
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:58,139
who possesses the key to my...
380
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,018
heart.
381
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,812
Good-bye, my little friend.
382
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,941
Ooh, that happy little bluebird...
383
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:11,236
has left a happy little doo-doo on your hand.
384
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:17,784
385
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,912
386
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,003
Prince John, I must speak with you.
387
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,674
All right, everybody. Later, later.
388
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,301
See you later. Oh!
389
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,183
Sire.
390
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,185
I have news.
391
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,896
What sort of news do you have?
392
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:49,899
Not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news.
393
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:54,362
The day started out so good. Had
a good night's sleep. Had a good B.M.
394
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,614
I don't want to hear any bad news.
395
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,700
Now, what type of news is it?
396
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,786
Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad!
397
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,872
I knew it!
398
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,376
I knew it was bad news!
399
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,006
Wait a minute. I have an idea.
400
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,802
Maybe if you tell me the bad news
in a good way, it won't sound so bad.
401
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,473
The bad— The bad news in a good way?
402
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,476
Yes, I can do that. Bad news in a good way.
403
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,478
Um— Well, here goes.
404
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,564
405
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,941
406
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,986
Wait till you hear this. I
just bumped into Robin of Loxley.
407
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,905
He's back from the Crusades.
408
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:42,493
You know, he just beat the crap out of me and my men.
409
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,621
410
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:49,167
He— He hates you, and he loves your brother Richard.
411
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,419
412
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,297
And-
413
00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,428
he wants to see you hanged!
414
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,348
You-
415
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,851
We're— We're— We're in an awful lot of trouble!
416
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:10,355
417
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,107
What, are you crazy?
418
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:16,527
Why are you laughing? This is terrible news!
419
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,364
Well, I-I- You-You told me-
420
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,616
I was just trying to soften the blow.
421
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,369
Well, you blew it.
422
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,788
This is a knotty problem, sire, not easily solved.
423
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,790
Yes, you're right.
424
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,043
What to do?
425
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,213
What to do? What to do?
426
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:39,217
Got it! Latrine!
427
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,093
The weird creature in the tower,
the one who protects my future.
428
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:43,471
The weird creature in the tower,
the one who protects my future.
429
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,973
Oh, yes, Latrine.
430
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,934
Is she ugly!
431
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,270
432
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,359
Latrine? Latrine, where are you? I must talk with you!
433
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,820
Latrine! Latrine!
No!
434
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,657
Oh, it's you. There's a new threat to my power.
435
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,494
What can you tell me about Robin of Loxley?
436
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,664
Robin of Loxley? Robin of Loxley.
437
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,833
Let me see.
438
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:16,003
Raven's egg,
439
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,339
blood of a hen!
440
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,299
Little bit more blood, yes.
441
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,679
Eyeballs of a crocodile.
442
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,681
443
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,350
Testicles of a newt.
444
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,437
I guess he's a transsexual now!
445
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:35,273
Yeah. Ugh. Yes.
446
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,572
Mmm!
447
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,368
Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave.
448
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:51,205
He seeks to regain his family's honor.
449
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,417
The little sod could be trouble.
450
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,419
Are you certain?
Certain?
451
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,755
You want certain, hire yourself a witch.
I'm just your cook.
452
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,467
Here. Eat this.
453
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:05,887
Hmm, looks fabulous.
454
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,890
Looks like a seder at Vincent Price's house.
455
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,318
Such an unusual name, Latrine.
How did your family come by it?
456
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,987
We changed it in the ninth century.
457
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,698
You mean, you changed it...
458
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,992
to Latrine?
459
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,453
Yeah. Used to be Shithouse.
460
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,582
It's a good change.
461
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,668
It's a good change.
462
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:41,631
Now, what about this Robin fellow, huh?
463
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:44,091
How can I stop him?
464
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,928
Maybe I could devise...
465
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,930
a magic potion,
466
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:52,600
one that would make him unable
to perform the slightest task.
467
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:57,021
But in return, you must help me.
468
00:30:57,105 --> 00:31:01,275
What, are you kidding? Name it. Anything you want.
469
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,071
Put in a good word for me with the sheriff of Rottingham.
470
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,573
I've got the hots for him.
471
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,202
Hmm.
472
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:14,664
I keep a likeness of him in my boudoir.
473
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,916
Oh. Ohh!
474
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,460
Oh! Oh, Rotty!
475
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,380
Rotty, Rotty, Rotty!
476
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,507
I am amazed,
477
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,635
to think that a handsome blade
like the sheriff of Rottingham...
478
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,596
would ever want a creature like you.
479
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,640
480
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:36,269
Well, if you’re gonna puncture my dreams,
481
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,063
you can forget about my promise to help you.
482
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,817
No, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
483
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,819
Wait.
484
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,446
Maybe if we got him drunk.
485
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,161
Very drunk.
486
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,163
You got a shot.
487
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,165
488
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,960
489
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,755
Ooh, good!
490
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,226
Whoa.
491
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,315
Dismount.
492
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,281
Wait here. I'll go make sure it's safe.
493
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:52,345
I say, would you mind, um,
awfully, getting out of the way?
494
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:56,223
I say, not until you pay the toll.
495
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,434
Toll? What toll?
496
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:02,229
Well, the toll you pay for crossing me bridge.
497
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,231
I'm not paying any toll.
498
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,901
This bridge is on my family's land.
499
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,903
Well, it used to be my family's land.
500
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:12,448
Hey. Hey, you're— you're Robin of Loxley!
501
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,450
Hey!
502
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,827
Yeah!
503
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,829
And who might you be?
504
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,082
Oh, they call me Little John.
505
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,584
Uh, but don't let my name fool you.
506
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,545
In real life, I'm very big.
507
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:29,840
I'll take your word for it. Now let me pass.
508
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,426
Uh- No.
509
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,722
Sorry, but a toll is a toll,
510
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,724
and a roll is a roll,
511
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:42,186
and if we don't get no tolls,
then we don't eat no rolls.
512
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,606
I made that up.
513
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:49,193
It's very fascinating. I'm afraid
I'm going to have to hurt you.
514
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,822
Oh, yeah. My pleasure. Will!
515
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,123
Thank you.
516
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,208
Hey, Blinkin.
517
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,335
Did you say, "Abe Lincoln"?
518
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,630
No, I ain't say Abe Lincoln! I said, "Hey, Blinkin."
519
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,632
Hold the reins, man.
520
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:15,344
Damn.
521
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,472
Hey, Robin, Robin.
522
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,683
Excuse me.
No, excuse me.
523
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,227
Hey, look, man. You don't have to do this.
524
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:27,815
Look, this ain't exactly the Mississippi.
525
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,152
I'm on one side, see? I'm on the other side.
526
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:35,156
I'm on the east bank. I'm on the west bank.
527
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,950
It is not that critical.
528
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:41,537
Not the point. It's the principle of the thing.
529
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,664
Yeah.
530
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,084
Nice knowing you.
531
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,758
532
00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,871
Aah!
533
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,673
534
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,191
Ow.
535
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,527
Ow.
536
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,529
Ow!
537
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,825
Uh! Ho!
538
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,454
Help me!
539
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,456
I can't swim!
540
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:11,377
I'm drowning! Oh, no, I'm drowning!
541
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:15,172
Help me!
542
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,925
Help me!
543
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,553
Help me! Help me!
544
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:24,807
Oh, God! Oh, I'm drowning! I'm
drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning!
545
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:28,227
546
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,856
There, there. You're all right now.
547
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:35,568
Thank you, Robin. You saved me life.
548
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,029
What?
Air!
549
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,490
Sorry.
550
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,909
There. I'm in your debit.
551
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,246
Think nothing of it. Hey, are y'all all right?
552
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,915
Huh. Let me introduce you to my friends.
553
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,293
That is Blinkin.
554
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,295
And this is Ahchoo.
555
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,297
Bless ya.
556
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,716
That's my name, man.
557
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,968
Ahchoo.
558
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,722
Here, let me introduce you
to my best friend, Will Scarlet.
559
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,932
Scarlet's my middle name.
560
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:10,269
My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
561
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,691
We're from Georgia.
562
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,693
He's deadly with his daggers.
563
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:20,487
Really? How's about a demonstration?
564
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,531
Gladly.
565
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,169
All right then.
566
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,756
Fire an arrow straight at my heart.
567
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:43,135
- Are you serious?
- Absolutely.
568
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,810
Okay. Good-bye.
569
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,862
Hey, what part of Georgia are you from?
570
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,822
South Central?
571
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,117
572
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:16,001
Well, I haven't quite figured that part out yet.
573
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:20,214
I see.
574
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:23,050
I'm sorry 'bout the toll thing, Robin.
575
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,052
I mean, it's Prince John.
576
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,638
He's taken our homes and everything we own.
577
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:31,684
We've nothin' left.
Not to worry, Little John.
578
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:35,688
Even as we speak, I'm forming a plan to
make trouble for Prince John and Rottingham.
579
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,774
Tonight, I'll crash their party and serve warning...
580
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,527
that there are those who will
fight to rid England of their tyranny.
581
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,822
Good! We'll join you! Yeah!
582
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:47,616
No, no, no, no. I can't risk the lives of others.
583
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:51,453
One man can get in more easily than half a dozen.
584
00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:53,914
Well, I must be off.
585
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,750
Fare thee well.
I'll see thee upon my return.
586
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,253
All right, man. Peace, bro.
587
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,464
Take it easy.
Thanks.
588
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,635
589
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,597
Man, white men can’t jump.
590
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,523
Ah. Here you are, son.
591
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,525
Your ticket, sir.
592
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,517
593
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,480
Kill him!
594
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,400
No, wait.
595
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:07,154
You know, a mime... is a terrible thing to waste.
596
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,533
Let him go.
597
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,583
Lovely Bristols.
598
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,585
Good evening, milady.
599
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,089
Milady.
600
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:33,138
Maid Marian, you know our good sheriff of Rottingham.
601
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,933
You look ravishing, my dear.
602
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,566
Please allow me to help you to your seat.
603
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,986
604
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,030
Mmm.
605
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,954
I must say that Prince John has
spared no expense for tonight's party.
606
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,957
We have exotic foods from across the seas.
607
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,502
Coconuts, bananas and dates.
608
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,838
Would you care for a date?
Yes, thank you.
609
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,715
How 'bout next Thursday?
610
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,389
Good evening.
611
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,933
That's- That's him!
612
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,520
That's Loxley!
613
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,939
614
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,445
615
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,954
Greetings, Your Highness.
616
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:44,501
Traif. A present for you and your guests.
617
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,503
That's a wild boar.
618
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:50,048
No, no, that's a wild pig.
That's a wild bore.
619
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,885
Funny!
620
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,887
Very amusing.
621
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,183
So you're Robin of Loxley, huh?
622
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,768
623
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,980
I've heard so much about you.
624
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,026
- And you are?
- Maid Marian.
625
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,904
Ah, Maid Marian.
626
00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:14,865
Rumors of your beauty have traveled far and wide,
627
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:18,493
yet I see they hardly do you justice.
Oh!
628
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:21,079
Quite a smoothy.
629
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:25,375
He's definitely a smoothy.
Enough!
630
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,129
King illegal forest...
631
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:33,467
to pig wild kill in it a is!
632
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,510
What?
What?
633
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:39,181
I mean, don't you know it is
illegal to kill a wild pig...
634
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,767
in the king's forest?
635
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,937
Is it not also illegal to sit in
the king's throne and usurp his power...
636
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,814
in his absence?
637
00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:51,151
Careful, Robin. You go too far.
I've only just begun.
638
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:54,988
I've come to warn you that if you
do not stop levying these evil taxes,
639
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:59,368
I shall lead the good people of
England in a revolt against you.
640
00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:02,454
And why should the people listen to you?
641
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:06,166
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods,
642
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:09,711
I can speak with an English accent.
643
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,130
Oh!
644
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:16,218
To tell you the truth, this guy
is starting to get on my nerves!
645
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,220
Worry not, Your Highness.
646
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:22,474
I shall dispose of this feathered upstart.
647
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:25,686
I challenge you to a duel.
648
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,814
649
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:32,484
650
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,740
I accept.
651
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,784
Whoa!
652
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:46,206
That's going to cost you, Loxley.
653
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,333
Please, put it on my bill.
654
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:51,753
So it's come down to this, has it? A fight to the death.
655
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,006
Mano a mano,
656
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,008
man to man,
657
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,427
just you and me...
658
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:01,221
and my guards!
659
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,603
Ooh!
660
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,274
Check, please. Table one.
661
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:25,329
Ha!
662
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:32,502
663
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:35,630
664
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:39,051
665
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,511
Uh. Ooh. Ah.
666
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:44,765
667
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,434
Hurry, let's get out of here!
668
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:54,316
Oh.
669
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,492
Uhh.
670
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:22,052
Refreshment, sir.
Ah, thank you, Blinkin.
671
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,932
Sounds like we're winning, sir.
672
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,975
Indeed, we are. Carry on.
Right you are.
673
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,062
674
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:38,026
Save me, save me. Hurt them, hurt them!
675
00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:40,946
Yes, save them, save them. Hurt you, hurt you.
I've got it.
676
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:44,241
Ohh!
677
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:54,209
678
00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:58,088
Care for some dessert?
679
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,925
One, two, three!
680
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,553
Fire!
681
00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:09,266
Maid Marian!
682
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,935
Do you believe in... love at first sight?
683
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:16,648
Depends on what you're looking at.
684
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:22,737
Well?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
685
00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:28,160
Where is she?
Ohh!
686
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:30,162
To be continued.
687
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:36,042
Mein liebchen, I'm so glad I found you.
688
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,378
Come on. This party's getting rough.
689
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,422
Hyah!
690
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,401
691
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,254
Am I good? I'm good.
692
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,299
Bar the doors! Don't let them
get away. Surround the great hall.
693
00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,301
Now you're talkin'.
694
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,345
Shut the door.
695
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:54,287
I hope it's worth the noise!
696
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,581
697
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:15,016
We've got him. We've got him.
698
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,397
Aha! Right rope.
699
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:29,573
700
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:45,005
Oh!
701
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,007
Look at this.
702
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:50,677
We went from royalty to recycling.
703
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,972
Little John, would you get the door?
Yeah, I'll try.
704
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,559
Well, it's been a wonderful party,
705
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,894
and we'd love to stay and all that, but, um,
706
00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:02,731
I'm afraid we really must dash, so ta-ta.
707
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,899
708
00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:07,402
709
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,286
No, no, no.
710
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,588
I sent word throughout England that each village...
711
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,049
should send the very best men they have.
712
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,384
These are them.
713
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:38,808
Hmm, we're in a lot of trouble.
714
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:44,230
Good people who have traveled from villages near and far,
715
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,232
lend me your ears.
716
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:54,240
That's disgusting.
717
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,493
Hear me!
718
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:59,746
Men the likes of Prince John
and Rottingham must be stopped.
719
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:03,333
Stopped from taxing us into poverty,
from taking from us what is rightfully ours.
720
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,460
721
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:08,129
If we stand up to them, all together as one,
722
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:10,465
we can win the day!
723
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:14,302
We shall go on to the end. We shall not flag or fail.
724
00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:16,805
We shall fight on the seas and oceans.
725
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:20,433
We shall defend our isle, whatever the cost may be.
726
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,478
We shall never surrender.
727
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,438
Then they shall say of us,
728
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,774
"Never have so many...
729
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:30,527
owed so much to so few."
730
00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:33,655
731
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,241
That was beautiful. What's going on?
732
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:38,201
They're asleep.
733
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,747
Hey, man.
734
00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:44,958
Tough room.
735
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:49,587
Why don't you let me give it a try?
Okay.
736
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,298
737
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,766
Look at yourselves!
738
00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:05,520
Go ahead. Take a look around.
739
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:09,190
- Oh, people of Sherwood, you been had!
- Yeah!
740
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,192
Hoodwinked!
Yeah!
741
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,236
Bamboozled!
Yeah!
742
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,238
Run amok.
743
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,490
We didn't land on Sherwood Forest.
744
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,243
Sherwood Forest landed on us!
745
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,953
Yeah!
746
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:23,955
Very good.
747
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,708
They're all warmed up.
748
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:31,004
Brother Ahchoo is right. And I say we fight back!
749
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,256
Yeah!
Yes.
750
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:38,011
- Are you with me, yea or nay?
- Which one means yes?
751
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:43,016
- Yea.
- Yea!
752
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,728
Men, grab your uniforms and equipment...
753
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,938
and prepare for the training sequence.
754
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:53,401
All right, gentlemen, grab your
feathered caps, jerkins, bodkins,
755
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:56,780
boots, swords, quivers...
756
00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:59,282
and panty hose.
757
00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:05,371
Now, men, the object of this exercise...
758
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,082
is to hit the target.
759
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,174
All right?
760
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,309
Oh!
761
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,437
762
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,024
Hmm!
763
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,777
Oh!
764
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:37,987
765
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,406
766
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,450
767
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,081
Now, men, I want you to keep your eye on Will...
768
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,083
and do exactly as he does.
769
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,419
Ah-ooh!
770
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,553
Yeah!
Very good. Well done, Will.
771
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,805
Right!
All right, Will!
772
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:08,184
That's not so hard. We could do that. Piece of cake.
773
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:14,148
Good boy. Ready, men?
774
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,694
Charge!
775
00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:22,574
776
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:25,493
777
00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:28,830
Oh, man.
778
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:32,041
Hey, Rob, man, maybe we should
take the dummies into battle.
779
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,043
Ha!
780
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,965
Hmm.
781
00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:47,098
Sire? I must speak with you.
782
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,269
What are you smelling?
783
00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:55,565
These aren't my bubbles. They're from the pipes.
784
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:58,776
Your Majesty, I have terrible news.
What?
785
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:01,446
Strucky has loxed again.
786
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:05,992
What?
Loxley has struck again.
787
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:09,412
I'm gonna need privacy, so you guys can blow.
788
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,958
Not blow. Blow!
789
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,634
I'm so depressed.
790
00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:27,013
Your Majesty, come with me, and I will show
you something that will make you very happy.
791
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:31,100
Fetch the royal robe!
Your Majesty?
792
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,895
Stop me if I'm wrong about this, but...
793
00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:38,066
wasn't your mole... on the other side?
794
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:42,362
I have a mole?
795
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,364
What is it?
796
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,867
It's what we've named a stealth catapult.
797
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:51,371
We've been working on it secretly for months.
798
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:55,667
It can hurl one of these heavy boulders, undetected,
799
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:59,629
over a hundred yards, completely
destroying anything it hits.
800
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:02,548
Wow! How does it work?
It's quite simple.
801
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,718
You just take one of these heavy
rocks, put it here where I'm sitting,
802
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,679
and then pull on that lever.
803
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,931
You mean, like this?
804
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,934
805
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:15,228
Oh, Dear Lord,
806
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:19,315
if you see fit to send me my one true love—
807
00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,318
808
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,529
Thank you!
809
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:29,325
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
810
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,537
Oh, my God!
Here! Let me work my magic on you!
811
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,581
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
812
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,292
No, no! I've got a headache. I've got a headache.
813
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:41,587
Where are you going? Oh, bugger!
814
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,631
815
00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:45,675
I was that close.
816
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,637
I touched it.
817
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,105
I don't like the way you're walking.
818
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,108
You've been into the sacramental wine again.
819
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,193
You're farshnoshket!
820
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,779
You drunken mule, you.
821
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,911
Whoa, Morris, whoa.
822
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,913
Halt there, friend.
823
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:19,000
You’ve just entered the territory
of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
824
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,383
- Faigelehs?
- No!
825
00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:30,678
No, no, no, no. We're straight, just merry.
826
00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:33,264
Azoy? And who might you be,
827
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,850
with the exceptionally long feather in your hat?
828
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:39,270
I am Robin of Loxley. Robin of Loxley?
829
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,647
I've just come from Maid Marian,
830
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:46,152
the lady whose heart you stole,
you prince of thieves, you.
831
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:52,325
I knew her mother and father
before they were taken in the plague.
832
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,577
Lord and Lady Bagelle.
833
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:57,330
You were meant for each other, you and Maid Marian.
834
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,751
What a combination! Loxley and Bagelle. You can't miss.
835
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,754
And who are you, sir?
836
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:07,006
I am Rabbi Tuckman,
837
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,509
purveyor of sacramental wine...
838
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:12,053
and mohel extraordinaire.
839
00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:16,307
- Hello, Rabbi.
- Hello, boys.
840
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:19,185
Mohel. Don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.
841
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:23,940
Mohel? He's a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.
842
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:27,401
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
843
00:57:27,528 --> 00:57:31,489
Oh, it's the latest rage. The ladies love it.
I want one!
844
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,991
I'll take two. Put me down too. I'm getting one.
845
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:37,370
I'm game. How's it done?
It's a snap.
846
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,039
I take my little machine.
847
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,043
I take your little thing, see?
848
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,546
I put it into this little hole here,
849
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:49,173
and... nip the tip!
850
00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:51,008
Ow!
851
00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:54,804
- Who's first?
- I changed me mind.
852
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:58,057
I forgot, man. I already got one. Christian.
853
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,560
I gotta work with a much younger crowd.
854
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,855
Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good.
855
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:06,858
Will you join us and share with us some of your wisdom,
856
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:10,528
some of your counsel, and, uh,
perhaps... some of your wine?
857
00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:12,613
858
00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,907
Wisdom and counsel, that's easy.
859
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:19,871
But this is sacramental wine.
It's only used to bless things.
860
00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,915
861
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,793
Wait a minute!
862
00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:28,421
There's things here-
there's trees, there's rocks,
863
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,715
there's birds,
there's squirrels.
864
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:34,218
Come on! We'll bless them all until we get farshnoshket!
865
00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:37,096
Join me!
866
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,724
Let's hear it for the rabbi!
867
00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:41,726
868
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,863
Good evening, Don Giovanni.
Yeah.
869
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:58,367
Buona sera.
Buona sera.
870
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,162
Yes. It was, uh, very good of
you to come at such short notice.
871
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:04,582
Well.
And all the way from Jersey.
872
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,168
Well, it is quite a drive.
873
00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:12,506
Yes, but you do realize that Prince John
expressly commanded this to be a secret meeting?
874
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:15,259
I mean, who are these men?
875
00:59:15,344 --> 00:59:17,803
These are my trusted associates.
876
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,223
On my right, Dirty Ezio.
877
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:27,313
On my left, Filthy Luca.
878
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:31,692
Now. We thank you for inviting us...
879
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:35,613
on the day of your daughter's wedding.
No, no.
880
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,242
I hope her first child is a masculine child.
881
00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,911
Shut up. We didn't even have our meeting yet.
882
00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:44,538
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
883
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:47,041
884
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,043
All right.
885
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:52,630
I understand that you have been
bothered by this fruit, Robin Hood.
886
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:55,716
That you want Robin rubbed out,
887
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,594
eliminated, maybe even killed.
888
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:01,389
Yes. You put it succinctly.
889
01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:05,434
Suck what?
Succinctly. It means perfectly.
890
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,436
Oh, yeah. Well, I knew that.
891
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:10,439
892
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:13,276
Excuse me, Don Giovanni.
893
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,778
Your lizard seems limp.
894
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,907
At my age, you know, sometimes-
895
01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:22,285
Oh, oh, my lizard. Oh! No.
896
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,787
Nah, he’s just sleeping. Charlie.
897
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,956
Charlie. Oh, Charlie.
898
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:31,711
Charlie, I could've been somebody.
I could have been a contender.
899
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,588
You know, Charlie's— Charlie's got bad breath.
900
01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:36,173
901
01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:39,969
Oh! He got excited, you know.
902
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,471
Come over here, Ezio.
903
01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:46,100
Uh— Mmm, no.
904
01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:50,021
Now, normally I would be so
happy to be of service to you,
905
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:53,607
but there is something that
weighs very heavily on my heart.
906
01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:57,445
In the years that we have
been friends, England and Jersey,
907
01:00:57,529 --> 01:01:01,615
never once have you invited me
to your home for coffee and cake...
908
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:05,286
or ganool, something, you know. A "guh-what"?
909
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,913
A ganool. It's a pastry with stuffing.
910
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,374
And it's got sprinkles on it. Mmm.
911
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:14,128
Excuse me. I don't understand a word you're saying.
912
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:18,382
I just came back from the dentist,
913
01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:22,720
and they left in the cotton balls.
914
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:26,265
I will take these cotton
balls from you with my hand...
915
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,769
and put them in my pocket.
916
01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:35,191
Yeah. Whatever.
917
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,443
You know, your other associate says very little.
918
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:39,779
Well, my other associate says nothing.
Why is that?
919
01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:43,199
Because my enemy cut out his tongue.
920
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,743
Good grief! Why?
921
01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:49,497
Well, 'cause he went like this.
922
01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:52,875
And he didn't like it, so he cut out his tongue.
923
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,002
Come over here. Go like this.
924
01:01:55,087 --> 01:01:57,004
925
01:01:57,089 --> 01:02:00,299
He can't do it.
926
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:04,261
I love to tease him!
927
01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:07,765
Tell me, Don Giovanni.
Yeah, that's me. What?
928
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:09,767
What do you intend to do about Robin Hood?
929
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,769
Listen to this. I got an idea.
930
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:15,773
Tomorrow— Tomorrow you're gonna
have your medieval fun and games.
931
01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:18,901
You'll make the most important event the archery contest.
932
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:22,530
Robin will not be able to resist.
Why is that?
933
01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,491
We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
934
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,786
I was just gonna say that.
935
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,788
That's brilliant!
Thank you.
936
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,832
But-
What?
937
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:36,043
You do realize that Robin is
the finest archer in the land?
938
01:02:36,128 --> 01:02:38,295
Oh, no. Don't you understand?
939
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,173
Luca is good, better, best.
940
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:44,093
Show him your archery medals.
941
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,095
Ta-da!
942
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,514
Wowee!
943
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,267
See? I couldn't have said it better myself.
944
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:55,104
Now, Luca beats Robin at the archery contest,
945
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:59,942
and then Dirty Ezio makes Robin no more.
946
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:05,948
No more?
All right, you want plain English?
947
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,576
Robin is gonna be dead.
948
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:12,288
D-E-D. Dead.
949
01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:17,042
950
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:23,048
You hear him?
951
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:25,593
952
01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:36,270
953
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:42,902
Broomhilde? Broomhilde, wake up!
954
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,862
There's a foul plot afoot.
955
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:48,199
It's not mine feet. I just washed them.
No, no, no.
956
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:51,118
Prince John and the sheriff
have hired men to kill Robin.
957
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,287
We must warn him immediately!
958
01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:56,248
Wait, mein lady! If Prince John should see us-
959
01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:59,418
You're right. We'll go out the back.
Right.
960
01:04:01,922 --> 01:04:03,881
Lady!
961
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:15,267
Broomhilde, I'm going on ahead.
962
01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:18,062
Catch me up.
Come on, Lady.
963
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,899
Farfelkugel!
964
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:38,541
965
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:46,632
Ooh.
966
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:54,848
Farfelkugel. If I was you,
967
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,518
I would never do that again.
968
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,564
Any questions?
969
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,233
Good.
970
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:10,030
Forward!
971
01:05:10,115 --> 01:05:12,032
972
01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:28,215
Blinkin, what are you doing up there?
973
01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:32,803
Guessing. I...
974
01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:35,931
guess no one's coming.
975
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:42,605
Please come down from there. Twit.
976
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:48,319
Well, I guess there's a ladder around here somewhere.
977
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:51,697
Oh. Here we are. Right.
978
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,460
Oh, shit.
979
01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:12,217
980
01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,726
I can see!
981
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,736
No, I was wrong.
982
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,328
983
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,917
Blimey, these are hard to get on.
984
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,837
Let's face it. You gotta be a man to wear tights.
985
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:54,009
Will, how are me seams?
986
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:57,846
Perfect. Every time.
987
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:03,936
♪ We're men. We're men in tights ♪
988
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,189
♪ We roam around the forest looking for fights ♪
989
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:11,485
♪ We're men. We're men in tights ♪
990
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:14,863
♪ We rob from the rich and
give to the poor. That's right! ♪
991
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,909
♪ We may look like sissies ♪
992
01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:22,871
♪ But watch what you say or
else we'll put out your lights ♪
993
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:26,792
♪ We're men. We're men in tights ♪
994
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:30,379
♪ Always on guard defending the people's rights ♪
995
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:34,800
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la ♪
996
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:39,054
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la ♪
997
01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:42,266
♪ La, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la la, la, la, la ♪
998
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,226
♪ We're men. Manly men! ♪
999
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,437
♪ We're men in tights ♪
Yes!
1000
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:49,898
♪ We roam around the forest looking for fights ♪
1001
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:54,236
♪ We're men. We're men in tights ♪
1002
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:57,573
♪ We rob from the rich and give to the poor ♪
That's right!
1003
01:07:57,657 --> 01:08:01,869
♪ We may look like pansies ♪
1004
01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:05,205
♪ But don't get us wrong or
else we'll put out your lights ♪
1005
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:09,418
♪ We're men, we're men in tights ♪
Tight tights!
1006
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,255
♪ Always on guard defending the people's rights ♪
1007
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:16,425
♪ When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights ♪
1008
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:18,802
We're butch!
1009
01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:34,943
Marian!
1010
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,910
Here. Allow me.
1011
01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:44,912
Oh, thank you.
1012
01:08:49,209 --> 01:08:51,627
1013
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,965
You are so sweet.
1014
01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,385
Is there anything I can do for you?
1015
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,888
Yeah. You can get off me.
1016
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:05,307
1017
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:08,185
Little John!
1018
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,187
I panicked.
1019
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:12,231
1020
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,862
Darling, what are you doing here?
I have come to warn you.
1021
01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:22,282
Prince John and Rottingham have hired
murderers to kill you at the fair tomorrow!
1022
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,993
You mustn't go!
1023
01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:28,288
That's easy. I won't.
1024
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:30,833
Oh, I'm so happy.
1025
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:35,170
They were going to try to lure you
there by having an archery contest.
1026
01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:38,215
An archery contest?
1027
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:40,384
Their archer is unbeatable.
1028
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:44,888
Really?
Robin, promise you won't go.
1029
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:49,101
All right. I promise you won't go.
Thank you.
1030
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:52,896
- Hey, wait a minute, Robin. You said that—
- Cool it.
1031
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:56,191
Chill.
1032
01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:58,235
Come, my dear.
1033
01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:10,247
The night is young, and you're so beautiful.
1034
01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:12,666
B-flat.
1035
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,752
♪ The night is young ♪
Haah!
1036
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:18,630
♪ And you're so beautiful ♪
1037
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:22,593
♪ Here among the shadows ♪
1038
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:27,764
♪ Beautiful lady ♪
1039
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:33,395
♪ Open your heart ♪
1040
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,231
♪ The scene is set ♪
1041
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,984
♪ The breezes sing of it ♪
1042
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:43,822
♪ Can't you get into the swing of it ♪
1043
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:47,326
♪ Lady ♪
1044
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:51,246
♪ When do we start ♪
1045
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:54,917
- ♪ When the lady is kissable ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1046
01:10:55,043 --> 01:11:00,964
♪ And the evening is cool ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
1047
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:04,885
♪ Any dream is permissible ♪
1048
01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:10,223
- ♪ In the heart of a fool ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1049
01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:13,101
Oh.
♪ The moon is high ♪
1050
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:17,064
♪ And you're so glamorous ♪
1051
01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:20,525
♪ And if I seem over-amorous ♪
1052
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,987
- ♪ Lady ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1053
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:28,784
♪ What can I do ♪
1054
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:33,664
♪ The night is young ♪
1055
01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:36,458
♪ And I'm in love ♪
1056
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:40,504
♪ With ♪
1057
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:44,967
♪ You ♪
1058
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:49,554
1059
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,814
1060
01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:03,485
Em, uh-
1061
01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:11,076
Oh, my dearest. I'm ready for that kiss now.
1062
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,037
But first I must warn you.
1063
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:16,289
It could only be a kiss,
1064
01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,542
for I am a virgin...
1065
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,877
and could never...
1066
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,130
go all the way.
But—
1067
01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:26,550
Unless, of course, I were married.
1068
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:31,054
Or if a man pledged his endless love to me.
1069
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:36,101
Yes-
Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me,
1070
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:39,062
or if he were really cute.
1071
01:12:39,147 --> 01:12:41,106
1072
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,608
But, my darling, you're shivering.
1073
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,237
Are you cold? What are you wearing underneath that cape?
1074
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:50,115
Practically nothing.
1075
01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:53,785
Ohh!
1076
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,038
Oh, except that.
1077
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,457
I forgot to tell you about my chastity belt.
1078
01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:01,668
It's an Everlast.
I'll bet.
1079
01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:04,671
Oh, darling. Don't despair.
1080
01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:07,215
For it was written on a scroll,
1081
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,177
"One day he who is destined for me...
1082
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,888
"shall be endowed with the magical key...
1083
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:16,767
that will bring an end to my virginity."
1084
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:19,686
Oh, Marian!
1085
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:23,732
If only 'twere me.
Oh, if it 'twere you, 'twould be...
1086
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:26,985
"twerrific."
1087
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:31,114
Achtung! No ding-ding without the wedding ring.
1088
01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:33,408
1089
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:35,452
1090
01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:39,998
A-bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
1091
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,302
Good-bye, my dearest.
1092
01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:02,104
- A-bup, bup, bup.
- Toodle-oo.
1093
01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:06,817
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen, ciao.
1094
01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:08,944
1095
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,628
Time out, time out. What is wrong?
1096
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:29,965
I should have never worn these shoes!
1097
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,300
They just don't match my purse.
1098
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,762
Blinkin, fix your boobs.
What?
1099
01:14:35,847 --> 01:14:38,849
You look like a bleeding Picasso.
1100
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:42,185
Oh! Goodness gracious.
1101
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:47,607
Peanuts! Peanut power here.
1102
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:50,944
Hey, poor man's lunch there. Hey, you. Shell game here.
1103
01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:54,990
1104
01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,992
1105
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,958
The royal archery contest is about to begin!
1106
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:08,837
Archers, take your places.
1107
01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:10,839
1108
01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:14,593
1109
01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:20,765
Are we... prepared?
1110
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,851
Sire.
Hmm?
1111
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:44,122
Oh, that's good.
1112
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:46,124
That's good.
1113
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:49,920
Archers to the line!
1114
01:15:57,929 --> 01:16:00,680
Ready.
1115
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:02,682
Aim.
1116
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:06,436
Wait for it.
1117
01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:10,565
Fire!
1118
01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:18,573
The two archers that hit the bull's-eye can stay.
1119
01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:22,535
The rest of you gentlemen can bugger off.
1120
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,663
Granddad won't like this.
1121
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,834
There he is.
1122
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:32,337
The old man is Loxley.
1123
01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:37,926
Are you sure?
1124
01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:40,053
It looks like Mark Twain.
1125
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:46,017
The old man may go first.
1126
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,278
1127
01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,532
Well done, Robin of Loxley.
1128
01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:13,837
1129
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,133
1130
01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:21,428
He's crazy. We gotta stop him.
1131
01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:26,391
Sorry, ladies. This is the royal entrance.
1132
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,518
You'll have to go around the other way.
1133
01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:33,982
Look what you've done. You idiot!
1134
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:36,484
Now he's even more of a hero to the people.
1135
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,862
Luca Pazzo still has a shot.
1136
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:43,575
But he hit the very center of the bull's-eye, schmuck!
1137
01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:48,538
Wait and watch, sire.
1138
01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:04,179
He split Robin's arrow in twain!
1139
01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:09,017
Things are looking up, huh?
1140
01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:12,437
1141
01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:16,107
Nice shot!
1142
01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:21,863
1143
01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:27,911
Oh, Robin's in trouble.
Come on! Hey!
1144
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,915
I lost. I lost?
1145
01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:34,042
Wait a minute. I'm not supposed to lose.
1146
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,044
Let me see the script.
1147
01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:40,632
Yo, Robin, time to fly.
1148
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,343
Go back to Sherwood Forest!
1149
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,679
Oh, good.
They've opened the salad bar.
1150
01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:49,641
Wait! I get another shot!
1151
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,394
He gets another shot!
1152
01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:55,105
Does Robin get another shot?
1153
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,989
Yes, he does. He does.
1154
01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:12,747
Squires and ladies, silence.
Listen. Robin has another shot.
1155
01:19:12,832 --> 01:19:15,792
1156
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,794
Let's give him the chop!
1157
01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:22,465
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1158
01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:26,678
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1159
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:30,098
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1160
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:34,144
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
Quick. Eliminate him before he shoots.
1161
01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:38,982
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1162
01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:41,234
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪♪
1163
01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:44,237
1164
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,074
How did you do that?
1165
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:50,618
I heard that coming a mile away.
1166
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:54,289
Very good, Blinkin. Well done.
Pardon? Who's talking?
1167
01:19:55,374 --> 01:19:57,292
"Patriot arrow"?
1168
01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:06,384
1169
01:20:22,109 --> 01:20:24,903
1170
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,327
1171
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,583
Yes!
1172
01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:46,883
Arrest him!
1173
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:49,302
Move it, move it!
1174
01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:51,971
Out of the way!
1175
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:53,973
Loxley is a traitor to the crown!
1176
01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:56,976
It'll be so much fun to watch you hang.
1177
01:20:59,605 --> 01:21:02,357
Wait.
1178
01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:04,400
What for?
1179
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:08,238
If you promise not to kill Robin,
I shall do the most disgusting thing...
1180
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:11,282
that I can think of.
Mmm.
1181
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,202
And what's that?
1182
01:21:15,663 --> 01:21:18,540
I shall marry you.
What?
1183
01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:22,627
You'll be mine? You'll give yourself to me every night?
1184
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,005
And sometimes right after lunch?
1185
01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:29,551
Yes. But only my body.
1186
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:34,806
You can never have my heart, my mind or my soul.
1187
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:37,725
Oh. Oh, yes. I respect that. Mm-hmm.
1188
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:44,524
Marian, my life's not worth it! Just say nay!
1189
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:49,779
Ha! Walk this way.
1190
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:04,752
Send word to one and all and all and one!
1191
01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:08,631
- That's a little redundant, isn't it?
- What?
1192
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:12,468
Shut up! Tell everybody that before the day is out,
1193
01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:15,638
we shall have a wedding... or a hanging.
1194
01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:18,099
Either way we ought to have a lot of fun, huh?
1195
01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,685
1196
01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:27,275
Man, we are grossly outnumbered.
1197
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,569
Yeah, so what can we do?
1198
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:33,114
We gotta get the villagers.
The villagers? They're not ready to fight.
1199
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:35,283
Man, we are choiceless.
1200
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:38,244
Blinkin, what's the fastest way to reach the villagers?
1201
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:40,455
Why don't we fox them!
Fox 'em.
1202
01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:43,249
Fox 'em.
Fox 'em.
1203
01:22:55,054 --> 01:22:58,806
Now, Mickey, take this message to
the village as fast as you can.
1204
01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:00,767
Pay attention.
Have you got it?
1205
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,977
Good.
1206
01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:10,860
1207
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:14,405
Come on, y'all. Let's get out this
ladies' clothing and into our tights.
1208
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,412
Come on, man. There you go.
1209
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:26,668
Let's see. Are you about a 16, 16 1/2, huh?
1210
01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,420
1211
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:32,173
Ooh, ooh.
1212
01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:40,181
There. It's a little tight.
1213
01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:43,518
Well, that's the idea.
1214
01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:47,230
Would you care for a blindfold?
1215
01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:49,482
No. How about half a one?
1216
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:52,026
A kiss, sir?
1217
01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:56,906
1218
01:24:04,415 --> 01:24:06,332
Sorry.
1219
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,336
Good Morrow, Abbot.
Good Morrow.
1220
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,255
Welcome, Abbot.
Good Morrow.
1221
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,006
Hello, Abbot.
Good Morrow.
1222
01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:18,511
Hey, Abbot!
I hate that guy.
1223
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:25,435
1224
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:30,064
Ooh, she's beautiful. Goodness!
1225
01:24:30,149 --> 01:24:32,567
1226
01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:34,569
Present swords!
1227
01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:48,207
1228
01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:03,806
What's going on?
1229
01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:07,477
Just in case you change your mind, my dear.
1230
01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:11,189
I will conduct the opening prayer in the New Latin.
1231
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,276
O Ord-lay,
1232
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:19,071
iveus-gay our-yay essings-blay.
1233
01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:24,160
♪ Amen-ay ♪
1234
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:27,872
♪ Amen-ay ♪♪
1235
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,960
We are gathered here today...
1236
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:37,089
to witness the marriage of Mervyn, the sheriff of-
1237
01:25:37,174 --> 01:25:41,260
1238
01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:45,181
Mervyn? Your name is Mervyn?
1239
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:50,770
Shut up, shut up!
1240
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,939
Continue with the service!
1241
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,943
Okay, Mervyn.
1242
01:25:57,027 --> 01:26:00,613
1243
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:11,874
Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham,
1244
01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:15,253
take Maid Marian of Bagelle
to be your lawful wedded wife,
1245
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,047
to love and to hold in sickness and in health...
1246
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:21,801
till death do you part?
Yes! I do! Get on with it!
1247
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:25,680
Do you, Marian, vow to do all
the stuff I just said to him?
1248
01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:30,268
Say "I do," or Robin dies.
1249
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,150
I— I-
1250
01:26:38,235 --> 01:26:41,112
I— I—
1251
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,614
I do... not!
1252
01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:46,909
Oh!
1253
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:51,998
Who's the man? Who's the man?
Go!
1254
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:54,417
Arrest them! Seize them! Stop them!
1255
01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:56,627
Hurt them! Hurt them!
1256
01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:59,922
Look! The villagers are coming!
1257
01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:11,225
Oh! I believe this belongs to you, sir.
1258
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:13,728
Well, you know what they say.
1259
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,897
No noose is good noose.
1260
01:27:15,981 --> 01:27:17,899
1261
01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,741
Nice shooting, Ahchoo.
1262
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,660
Well, to tell you the truth,
I was aiming for the hangman.
1263
01:27:32,831 --> 01:27:35,875
Uh-oh, fellas. We got company.
1264
01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:39,420
On the count of jump. Wait for it.
1265
01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:41,380
Charge!
1266
01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:43,925
Jump.
1267
01:27:47,930 --> 01:27:51,390
1268
01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:53,392
Oh, yeah!
1269
01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:56,812
Ow.
1270
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:07,782
I shall have you, married or no.
1271
01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:11,369
1272
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,805
Yeah!
1273
01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:39,355
The sheriff. He got your woman, man.
1274
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:42,608
He's takin' her to the tower.
1275
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:46,821
He gonna deflower her in the tower. Ooh.
1276
01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:51,742
I'm sorry we don't have enough time for romance, my dear.
1277
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:57,707
Consider this foreplay.
1278
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,879
A chastity belt!
1279
01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:07,717
Ooh, that's going to chafe my willy.
1280
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,635
I'll be back.
Wha-
1281
01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:13,097
I hope she's still wearin' her iron underwear.
Yeah.
1282
01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,016
1283
01:29:15,142 --> 01:29:17,518
No matter what you do,
1284
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:21,188
I shall never submi-i-i-it!
1285
01:29:26,653 --> 01:29:29,822
- Aha!
- Robi-i-i-in!
1286
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:35,786
Prepare for the fight scene.
1287
01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:39,957
Forgive the interruption, my darling.
1288
01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:44,336
I'll dispatch your love and then come back...
1289
01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,922
and finish the job.
1290
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:50,176
1291
01:29:50,302 --> 01:29:52,970
En garde.
Thanks for the warning.
1292
01:29:57,642 --> 01:29:59,769
Shocking!
1293
01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:09,361
Parry, parry, thrust, thrust.
1294
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:11,363
Good!
1295
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,949
1296
01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:18,287
1297
01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,675
1298
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,136
1299
01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:40,476
1300
01:30:49,986 --> 01:30:53,239
Hey!
Oh, sorry.
1301
01:31:35,657 --> 01:31:38,325
It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!
1302
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:42,163
Oh! Robin, this means you've
always been my one true love,
1303
01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:44,415
because it’s just the right size.
1304
01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:48,502
It's not the size that counts! It's how you use it!
1305
01:31:48,587 --> 01:31:51,088
Robin!
1306
01:31:51,173 --> 01:31:53,507
Aha! Ha, ha!
1307
01:31:55,886 --> 01:31:58,179
Ha, ha.
1308
01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:04,059
Thank you, my friend.
1309
01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:07,980
Aah.
1310
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:20,451
Oh, it's not so bad.
1311
01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:25,581
I was wrong.
1312
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,545
1313
01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:34,673
Oh, my dear beloved sheriff of Rottingham!
1314
01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:36,675
You've been run through.
1315
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,553
How do you feel?
1316
01:32:39,638 --> 01:32:42,973
I'm dying, you fool!
1317
01:32:43,099 --> 01:32:45,017
You don't have to die. I don't?
1318
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:49,396
No. I've got this magic pill...
1319
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:51,857
that could save your life.
1320
01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:58,072
And I'll give it to you if you promise to marry me...
1321
01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:00,658
and be mine forever.
1322
01:33:04,162 --> 01:33:07,831
Oh, all right. Yes, yes.
1323
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:18,926
How do you feel now? Good, good.
1324
01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:22,846
Surprisingly good. And yet, somehow...
1325
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,350
incredibly depressed.
1326
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,560
1327
01:33:34,526 --> 01:33:37,820
1328
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:41,448
I always wanted to marry a cop.
1329
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:46,287
Wait, wait! I've changed my mind!
1330
01:33:50,417 --> 01:33:53,127
I love you, Robin of Loxley.
1331
01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:55,671
And I you, Marian of Bagelle.
1332
01:33:55,755 --> 01:33:57,715
Oh!
1333
01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:11,770
Oh, my darling.
1334
01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:16,442
At last.
Yes, yes.
1335
01:34:16,526 --> 01:34:20,696
Yes, yes! Yes!
1336
01:34:22,741 --> 01:34:25,159
No!
1337
01:34:26,703 --> 01:34:29,204
1338
01:34:29,289 --> 01:34:32,082
Wait, wait! You're not married yet!
1339
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:35,961
Before you do it, you must go through it.
1340
01:34:36,046 --> 01:34:40,049
Or else I blew it.
1341
01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:49,141
Hey, Rabbi!
1342
01:34:53,772 --> 01:34:55,689
Who calls?
1343
01:34:55,774 --> 01:35:00,444
It is I, Robin. We wish to get married in a hurry!
1344
01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:03,238
Married in a hurry! That's wonderful. Wait!
1345
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:06,033
I'm on my last customer. I'll be right out.
1346
01:35:07,369 --> 01:35:09,995
1347
01:35:10,121 --> 01:35:13,499
Put a little ice on it. It'll be fine. Ay, yi, yi!
1348
01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:19,213
Married in a hurry, married in a
hurry! Please invite me to the bris.
1349
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:21,173
Now, are you ready?
1350
01:35:21,299 --> 01:35:23,342
Robin, do you?
I do.
1351
01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:25,844
Marian, do you?
I do.
1352
01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:29,807
I now pronounce you man and-
I object.
1353
01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:32,101
Who asked?
1354
01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:35,854
It's King Richard, back from the Crusades!
1355
01:35:35,939 --> 01:35:39,775
Boy, now I'm in trouble.
1356
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,407
You are no longer worthy to wear...
1357
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:49,159
this sacred symbol of authority!
1358
01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:53,872
Oh, please have mercy on me, Brother.
1359
01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:57,459
It wasn't my fault. I got some
really bad advice from Rottingham.
1360
01:35:57,544 --> 01:35:59,253
Bullshit! Bullshit!
1361
01:35:59,337 --> 01:36:03,757
Brother, you have surrounded your given name...
1362
01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:07,010
with a foul stench.
1363
01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:09,012
From this day forth,
1364
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:11,181
all the toilets in this kingdom...
1365
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:15,227
shall be known as "johns."
1366
01:36:15,353 --> 01:36:18,439
No!
1367
01:36:18,523 --> 01:36:20,858
Take him away!
No. Wait, wait.
1368
01:36:20,942 --> 01:36:24,486
Put him in the Tower of London.
1369
01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:28,782
Make him part of the tour.
1370
01:36:28,867 --> 01:36:31,160
1371
01:36:32,829 --> 01:36:36,081
Robin, the news of your great deeds...
1372
01:36:36,166 --> 01:36:38,459
has reached me even in Jerusalem.
1373
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:41,795
England owes you and your men a great debt of gratitude.
1374
01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:46,258
Henceforth, all your family's
rights and lands shall be returned,
1375
01:36:46,342 --> 01:36:49,470
and you shall rule all Sherwood from this day forth.
1376
01:36:49,554 --> 01:36:51,513
1377
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:56,852
Kneel, Robin of Loxley.
1378
01:37:00,064 --> 01:37:04,610
And arise, Sir Robin of Loxley.
1379
01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:12,618
Thank you, sir.
Excuse me, King.
1380
01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:17,331
Why, if you like this guy so much,
do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
1381
01:37:17,415 --> 01:37:20,751
I have no objections, but I
have not yet kissed the bride.
1382
01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:23,962
It is a custom and my royal right.
1383
01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:26,465
Hold this, Father.
Rabbi.
1384
01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,550
Whatever.
1385
01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:40,145
It's good to be the king.
1386
01:37:44,108 --> 01:37:47,486
Now you may marry them.
Thank you, Your Majesty. Here's your knife.
1387
01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:49,530
Sword.
Whatever.
1388
01:37:51,032 --> 01:37:54,284
Okay, where did we leave off? Oh, that's right.
1389
01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:58,413
- We're up to the best part. Do you, Marian?
- I do.
1390
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:00,874
Do you, Robin?
I do.
1391
01:38:00,959 --> 01:38:04,878
I now pronounce you man and...
1392
01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:08,966
wife.
1393
01:38:09,050 --> 01:38:10,968
1394
01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:20,018
We're going to have to remodel the castle...
1395
01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:23,272
to make room for all the babies.
1396
01:38:23,356 --> 01:38:25,566
1397
01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:30,529
For my first order of business,
1398
01:38:30,613 --> 01:38:33,949
I wish to appoint a new sheriff of Rottingham.
1399
01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:37,160
My friend, Ahchoo.
1400
01:38:37,245 --> 01:38:39,246
All right!
1401
01:38:39,330 --> 01:38:41,832
A black sheriff?
1402
01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:44,126
He's black?
1403
01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:48,797
And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
1404
01:38:50,091 --> 01:38:52,175
That's good.
1405
01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:58,974
Good-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
1406
01:39:06,774 --> 01:39:08,984
♪ So that's the story and it worked out good ♪
1407
01:39:09,068 --> 01:39:11,528
♪ King Richard's on his throne
and Robin's back in the hood ♪
1408
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:13,864
♪ So let's bid our friends a fond adieu ♪
1409
01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:15,991
♪ And hope we meet again in Robin Hood II ♪
1410
01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:18,577
♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
1411
01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:21,079
♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
1412
01:39:21,205 --> 01:39:24,833
♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny. Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny ♪
1413
01:39:24,917 --> 01:39:27,878
♪ Here we go ♪
1414
01:39:29,631 --> 01:39:31,757
Rise,
1415
01:39:31,841 --> 01:39:35,385
Sir Robin of Loxley.
1416
01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:39,640
Yeah. Buona sera. Buona sera.
1417
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:44,186
Hey, Abbot!
1418
01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:47,022
I hate that guy.
1419
01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:51,109
Let's see now, what are you,
16, 16 1/2?
1420
01:39:56,366 --> 01:39:58,909
Faigelehs?
1421
01:40:02,830 --> 01:40:06,166
Welcome home, Mrs. Of Loxley.
1422
01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:10,337
Mrs. Of Loxley. Oh, I'm so happy.
1423
01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:18,261
Oh, my dearest.
1424
01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:20,889
Shall I... turn the key?
1425
01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:23,975
Oh, yes, darling! But please...
1426
01:40:26,229 --> 01:40:28,146
be gentle.
1427
01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:36,029
Um, darling.
1428
01:40:36,155 --> 01:40:38,657
What?
You're not going to believe this.
1429
01:40:38,783 --> 01:40:41,660
What?
It won't open.
1430
01:40:41,744 --> 01:40:43,829
What?
1431
01:40:43,913 --> 01:40:46,498
Wait. I have an idea.
1432
01:40:46,582 --> 01:40:48,417
Call the locksmith!
1433
01:40:48,501 --> 01:40:50,877
Call the locksmith!
1434
01:40:50,962 --> 01:40:52,921
Call the locksmith!
1435
01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:55,424
Call the locksmith!
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