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on the morning of September 16th 1922 in

on the morning of September 16th 1922 in

New Brunswick New Jersey a young couple

New Brunswick New Jersey a young couple

went for a walk down to rusty Lane the

went for a walk down to rusty Lane the

local Lovers Lane and found a man and a

local Lovers Lane and found a man and a

woman lying in an embrace on the ground

woman lying in an embrace on the ground

both dead both shot and head love

both dead both shot and head love

letters the woman had written to the man

letters the woman had written to the man

were ripped to pieces and scattered

were ripped to pieces and scattered

between them

between them

the man was Edward Hall a minister in a

the man was Edward Hall a minister in a

local church but the woman next to him

local church but the woman next to him

was not his wife Frances it was Eleanor

was not his wife Frances it was Eleanor

Mills a beautiful woman in the choir the

Mills a beautiful woman in the choir the

two had been having an affair for years

two had been having an affair for years

a distraught Francis pushed the police

a distraught Francis pushed the police

to find her husband's murderer

to find her husband's murderer

ultimately Francis's brother Willie who

ultimately Francis's brother Willie who

was known to have a grudge against the

was known to have a grudge against the

minister was charged with the murders

minister was charged with the murders

and the trial became the most covered

and the trial became the most covered

trial in American history at the time

trial in American history at the time

the jury however came back with a

the jury however came back with a

verdict of not guilty the police and the

verdict of not guilty the police and the

prosecutors made a big mistake I believe

prosecutors made a big mistake I believe

I know who did kill Edward and Elinor it

I know who did kill Edward and Elinor it

was Francis Hall and I'm gonna tell you

was Francis Hall and I'm gonna tell you

why

why

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great choice

great choice

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well we've done indeed the way you cut

well we've done indeed the way you cut

out all the extraneous details made her

out all the extraneous details made her

kill inescapable

kill inescapable

yes very effective I'd read about the

yes very effective I'd read about the

case and always thought the wife was

case and always thought the wife was

innocent but the way you presented it

innocent but the way you presented it

that's how it should have been done and

that's how it should have been done and

they'd have caught and convicted her

they'd have caught and convicted her

better watch out there John or miss

better watch out there John or miss

Teagarden could give you a run for your

Teagarden could give you a run for your

money come the next election oh is that

money come the next election oh is that

so

so

oh don't listen to him you're the

oh don't listen to him you're the

perfect president for the club yes but

perfect president for the club yes but

it is an interesting question which of

it is an interesting question which of

you two might have the better sleuthing

you two might have the better sleuthing

skills well nobody picks up on those

skills well nobody picks up on those

details quite like Roe but I don't know

details quite like Roe but I don't know

Jones written all those articles for

Jones written all those articles for

Lizzie Borden quarterly and how many

Lizzie Borden quarterly and how many

times have you been on CNN of course you

times have you been on CNN of course you

have to be loyal to John he's your uncle

have to be loyal to John he's your uncle

but Roe is my best friend so she gets my

but Roe is my best friend so she gets my

throat in my loyalty well John has my

throat in my loyalty well John has my

vote no thank you Roe but for tonight

vote no thank you Roe but for tonight

anyway you're clearly the master sleuth

anyway you're clearly the master sleuth

I give the edge to you but a rabble

I give the edge to you but a rabble

rouser you are Jane I hope to see you in

rouser you are Jane I hope to see you in

church on Sunday oh well life is full of

church on Sunday oh well life is full of

surprises

surprises

well I'm going home to ponder my vote

well I'm going home to ponder my vote

would you like help to your car

would you like help to your car

oh I don't drive anymore I have a taxi

oh I don't drive anymore I have a taxi

waiting but you could help me to the

waiting but you could help me to the

door

door

tell me dear have you read all of the

tell me dear have you read all of the

tenants work on women who got away with

tenants work on women who got away with

murder

murder

no but I've heard of this fuck it's just

no but I've heard of this fuck it's just

been out of print for so long I have a

been out of print for so long I have a

copy he says exactly what you did in

copy he says exactly what you did in

your talk that women were less often

your talk that women were less often

suspected and more likely to be

suspected and more likely to be

acquitted thanks to the old male jurors

acquitted thanks to the old male jurors

back in those days men just cannot bring

back in those days men just cannot bring

themselves to believe that a woman has

themselves to believe that a woman has

the Constitution to kill it mentions

the Constitution to kill it mentions

Frances hole you're welcome to it oh I

Frances hole you're welcome to it oh I

would love to read it I can come by this

would love to read it I can come by this

weekend no come up tomorrow or three

weekend no come up tomorrow or three

o'clock after I've had my nap I can do

o'clock after I've had my nap I can do

that

that

I don't remember Jane walking with a

I don't remember Jane walking with a

cane before do you know she looked a lot

cane before do you know she looked a lot

thinner I hope she's all right

thinner I hope she's all right

hmm did she say it again it remind me of

hmm did she say it again it remind me of

me I'm sorry no a once

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hello ro Arthur you didn't think I'd

hello ro Arthur you didn't think I'd

miss your take on hall Nils did you how

miss your take on hall Nils did you how

many nights do we let our food get cold

many nights do we let our food get cold

talking about rancis I didn't see you in

talking about rancis I didn't see you in

here yes well a police detective is

here yes well a police detective is

trained to be invisible well skulking

trained to be invisible well skulking

you don't have to be invisible and you

you don't have to be invisible and you

didn't have to put the club my mother

didn't have to put the club my mother

raised me to be a gentleman well don't

raised me to be a gentleman well don't

stay away because of me I mean I don't

stay away because of me I mean I don't

want to bruise your ego but I've been

want to bruise your ego but I've been

over you for a while ooh ouch okay that

over you for a while ooh ouch okay that

stings a bit but seriously it's it's

stings a bit but seriously it's it's

great to see I mean especially when

great to see I mean especially when

you're on your game like that thank you

you're on your game like that thank you

it's good to see you too good you know

it's good to see you too good you know

what maybe you're right maybe I will

what maybe you're right maybe I will

start coming back to meetings I hope so

start coming back to meetings I hope so

yeah you could use someone to challenge

yeah you could use someone to challenge

you

you

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you always have to be here earlier than

you always have to be here earlier than

everyone else

everyone else

good morning to you too Lillian you

good morning to you too Lillian you

think being early earns you extra points

think being early earns you extra points

with mr. Crowley but it doesn't just

with mr. Crowley but it doesn't just

like to look at the news before my day

like to look at the news before my day

starts nothing but murder and mayhem in

starts nothing but murder and mayhem in

the news

the news

exactly spit it out what you want um can

exactly spit it out what you want um can

mr. Teagarden help me do you need a book

mr. Teagarden help me do you need a book

Jared yeah but she's me meaner than a

Jared yeah but she's me meaner than a

snake with a sunburn now Mitch you tell

snake with a sunburn now Mitch you tell

your clients when they are sitting on

your clients when they are sitting on

that veranda with that cool breeze

that veranda with that cool breeze

coming off the stream oh they'll think

coming off the stream oh they'll think

that extra 20 grand is more than worth

that extra 20 grand is more than worth

it go on tell them all right bye maggot

it go on tell them all right bye maggot

so have Mitch Marvin wrapped around your

so have Mitch Marvin wrapped around your

finger I see never mind about him I've

finger I see never mind about him I've

come to take you to my broker's dinner

come to take you to my broker's dinner

there's a new agent he's very handsome

there's a new agent he's very handsome

and I'd like to introduce you yeah we

and I'd like to introduce you yeah we

can um we can stop and get you a new

can um we can stop and get you a new

dress on the way okay first I have an

dress on the way okay first I have an

appointment and second I can't afford

appointment and second I can't afford

any dress because you are woefully

any dress because you are woefully

underpaid I can bite for you no you

underpaid I can bite for you no you

already pay my rent I do no such thing

already pay my rent I do no such thing

you manage my townhouses in exchange for

you manage my townhouses in exchange for

rent you know you can let me buy you a

rent you know you can let me buy you a

dress this has no possessed what I think

dress this has no possessed what I think

it's a hustla Aurora I don't know how

it's a hustla Aurora I don't know how

you expect to meet a suitable man unless

you expect to meet a suitable man unless

you at least try to catch his eye I meet

you at least try to catch his eye I meet

my mother sometimes I even date them I

my mother sometimes I even date them I

said suitable that scruffy police person

said suitable that scruffy police person

doesn't count how can you consider

doesn't count how can you consider

Arthur unsuitable he belonged to that

Arthur unsuitable he belonged to that

ghoulish Club of yours that murderers

ghoulish Club of yours that murderers

Club it's positively indecent digging

Club it's positively indecent digging

into other people's deaths you only do

into other people's deaths you only do

that because you know I disapprove

that because you know I disapprove

mother Theodore you I don't know what

mother Theodore you I don't know what

you're saying but I adore you home I

you're saying but I adore you home I

have to go to my friend James oh well if

have to go to my friend James oh well if

you finish early can you at least try to

you finish early can you at least try to

stop at the restaurant for dessert

stop at the restaurant for dessert

his name's Raymond and he drives a BMW

his name's Raymond and he drives a BMW

some of these books are impossible to

some of these books are impossible to

find

find

first edition Fall River's tragedy John

first edition Fall River's tragedy John

would swoon his offer to buy it goes up

would swoon his offer to buy it goes up

by another $50 every week I wish I had

by another $50 every week I wish I had

access to a collection like this while I

access to a collection like this while I

was getting my masters my thesis was in

was getting my masters my thesis was in

true crime literature wasn't a specialty

true crime literature wasn't a specialty

of library science in my day oh it's

of library science in my day oh it's

still not officially I think I'm the

still not officially I think I'm the

only librarian in the state who has it

you remind me of me at your age you

you remind me of me at your age you

don't like it when I say that you think

don't like it when I say that you think

it means you'll end up alone like me a

it means you'll end up alone like me a

spinster librarian with nothing but

spinster librarian with nothing but

dusty mysteries to keep the company oh

dusty mysteries to keep the company oh

lore of an unsolved mystery there's

lore of an unsolved mystery there's

nothing like it I have sat here on this

nothing like it I have sat here on this

seat for many absorbing hours right here

seat for many absorbing hours right here

puzzling out the most stubborn of murder

puzzling out the most stubborn of murder

mysteries and no doubt you'll be better

mysteries and no doubt you'll be better

at it than me you have a mind for murder

at it than me you have a mind for murder

like no one else I know

like no one else I know

thank you take this this is the best

thank you take this this is the best

book on women murderers I've come across

book on women murderers I've come across

thanks all I'll bring it back next week

thanks all I'll bring it back next week

oh I don't need it back it's a gift

oh I don't need it back it's a gift

reading it won't help you solve every

reading it won't help you solve every

mystery but it might help with why not

mystery but it might help with why not

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Sally isn't it past your bedtime have

Sally isn't it past your bedtime have

you heard about Jane angle

you heard about Jane angle

oh yeah I saw her today she said it

oh yeah I saw her today she said it

again you remind me of me and talking

again you remind me of me and talking

about how it's not so bad to end up a

about how it's not so bad to end up a

spinster library oh all I could think

spinster library oh all I could think

about was maybe I should have married

about was maybe I should have married

Arthur but now I wasn't in love with him

Arthur but now I wasn't in love with him

I mean I can't really blame him for

I mean I can't really blame him for

marry England they get roe

marry England they get roe

Jane Engle is dead

she was sick a long time with his heart

she was sick a long time with his heart

thing and she just never told anyone I

thing and she just never told anyone I

mean I didn't know we're very well but I

mean I didn't know we're very well but I

liked her you must have known her better

liked her you must have known her better

than I thought no funerals just make me

than I thought no funerals just make me

cry oh and you wonder why Meakin doesn't

cry oh and you wonder why Meakin doesn't

give you hard news assignments oh gosh

give you hard news assignments oh gosh

just because you never cry it anything

just because you never cry it anything

speaking of meek and he's looking over

speaking of meek and he's looking over

here now oh no no I can't let my editor

here now oh no no I can't let my editor

see me cry what is he doing here anyway

see me cry what is he doing here anyway

I think he lives on James Street those

I think he lives on James Street those

must be all the neighbors I recognized

must be all the neighbors I recognized

the McCanns from the library and Mercia

the McCanns from the library and Mercia

and Torrance Rideout my mom found them

and Torrance Rideout my mom found them

in the house next to Jane but I don't

in the house next to Jane but I don't

know what that is

know what that is

oh that's Carrie Riley you know that

oh that's Carrie Riley you know that

cami Riley her husband said he was going

cami Riley her husband said he was going

out to buy ice cream for their daughter

out to buy ice cream for their daughter

who never came back I am Scott Aubrey

who never came back I am Scott Aubrey

James minister it's good of you to come

James minister it's good of you to come

thank you I'm Sally Allison hi this is

thank you I'm Sally Allison hi this is

Row 2 Dartmouth high tea garden any

Row 2 Dartmouth high tea garden any

relation to I ate a tea garden the real

relation to I ate a tea garden the real

estate Queen yeah it's my mother I know

estate Queen yeah it's my mother I know

you don't look much alike

you don't look much alike

no I meant Aurora Teagarden the one Jane

no I meant Aurora Teagarden the one Jane

wanted to set me up with oh oh um I'm

wanted to set me up with oh oh um I'm

Aurora ro for short but I don't think

Aurora ro for short but I don't think

this oh no no not now but why don't we

this oh no no not now but why don't we

arrange a dinner for later this week say

arrange a dinner for later this week say

Friday I sort of consider it Jane's

Friday I sort of consider it Jane's

final request

I just happened

I just happened

ah chains Minister asked you out on a

ah chains Minister asked you out on a

date and you said it could be a very

date and you said it could be a very

interesting story to tell you future

interesting story to tell you future

children how you aim it at a Funeral

children how you aim it at a Funeral

are you attractive how do you go about

are you attractive how do you go about

dating a minister well

come on you knew Lin was pregnant when

come on you knew Lin was pregnant when

they got married yeah not that pregnant

they got married yeah not that pregnant

he must have started seeing her like two

he must have started seeing her like two

hours after he broke up with me

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and I was looking forward to her talk on

and I was looking forward to her talk on

Madeleine Smith next month I think we

Madeleine Smith next month I think we

should stick to metal in next month well

should stick to metal in next month well

Jane's honor okay she's gonna make me

Jane's honor okay she's gonna make me

crave I can't let make and see you does

crave I can't let make and see you does

it go by I'll see you two at the next

it go by I'll see you two at the next

meeting thank you

Stig Arnie

Stig Arnie

we'll see you garden hold up there I'm

we'll see you garden hold up there I'm

glad I caught you

glad I caught you

hunt you do I believe we met at the last

hunt you do I believe we met at the last

library fundraiser well the rain

library fundraiser well the rain

Cardston am oh yeah the attorney who had

Cardston am oh yeah the attorney who had

our dance contest guilty I had the honor

our dance contest guilty I had the honor

of counseling Jane just before she

of counseling Jane just before she

passed

passed

oh yes she wants to drop the new will

oh yes she wants to drop the new will

said she no longer wanted to leave her a

said she no longer wanted to leave her a

state to her cousin Parnell and I'll

state to her cousin Parnell and I'll

just leave to his dogs Oh rather

just leave to his dogs Oh rather

well she decided she'd leave it to you

well she decided she'd leave it to you

wait what

wait what

Jane named you her beneficiary you've

Jane named you her beneficiary you've

inherited her estate money house two of

inherited her estate money house two of

the reef yeah you're joking

the reef yeah you're joking

Lloris have a rule we don't joke about

Lloris have a rule we don't joke about

money I I mean I just I only worked with

money I I mean I just I only worked with

her for a couple of weeks before she

her for a couple of weeks before she

retired and I saw her once a month at

retired and I saw her once a month at

the club feedings like it just doesn't

the club feedings like it just doesn't

make sense what did the Jane she was

make sense what did the Jane she was

pretty certain it's what she wanted of

pretty certain it's what she wanted of

course you won't get a check till we get

course you won't get a check till we get

through probate but I see no reason a

through probate but I see no reason a

way to give you the keys to the house

way to give you the keys to the house

I'll be in touch

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Jane lifting everything so says Bubba

Jane lifting everything so says Bubba

rank art but you didn't even cried a few

rank art but you didn't even cried a few

I know I wish I had I really did like

I know I wish I had I really did like

her

her

well she must've liked you a lot I can't

well she must've liked you a lot I can't

believe I have a house in my own house I

believe I have a house in my own house I

never thought I'd own a house not on a

never thought I'd own a house not on a

librarian' salary well are you gonna

librarian' salary well are you gonna

live in it I guess I could i I don't

live in it I guess I could i I don't

know it's so strange to have these

know it's so strange to have these

choices to be able to do what I want

choices to be able to do what I want

well what do you want to do I'm gonna go

well what do you want to do I'm gonna go

see my new house

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so neither of you heard anything I mean

so neither of you heard anything I mean

the the back door was broken into and

the the back door was broken into and

that a damaged window back there it's

that a damaged window back there it's

pretty close to your house you didn't

pretty close to your house you didn't

hear any glass breaking didn't your

hear any glass breaking didn't your

thing how are you sugar no but I mean we

thing how are you sugar no but I mean we

didn't have our music playing pretty

didn't have our music playing pretty

loud we were having a home on Wednesday

loud we were having a home on Wednesday

celebration torn sasame's neighbor

celebration torn sasame's neighbor

homeowner Wednesday I worked for I've

homeowner Wednesday I worked for I've

tech sales for Northwest Territory

tech sales for Northwest Territory

usually an Idaho Wednesdays I didn't go

usually an Idaho Wednesdays I didn't go

today I wanted to pay my respects to

today I wanted to pay my respects to

Jane but I heard footsteps going in your

Jane but I heard footsteps going in your

direction you didn't see anything out

direction you didn't see anything out

your window well honey when we celebrate

your window well honey when we celebrate

we like to keep the curtains closed then

we like to keep the curtains closed then

anyways it doesn't appear like anything

anyways it doesn't appear like anything

was missing just like a year ago good to

was missing just like a year ago good to

me put an alarm system wait what

me put an alarm system wait what

happened a year ago Oh fill her in you

happened a year ago Oh fill her in you

folks going back to that I appreciate

folks going back to that I appreciate

the help okay well good luck I mean

the help okay well good luck I mean

hopefully you catch him this time and

hopefully you catch him this time and

I'm so sorry you had such a poor welcome

I'm so sorry you had such a poor welcome

for our little neighborhood so what

for our little neighborhood so what

happened a year ago a year ago there was

happened a year ago a year ago there was

a series of break-ins on this street

a series of break-ins on this street

four houses all that broken windows

four houses all that broken windows

places ransacked but nothing was ever

places ransacked but nothing was ever

taken I never solved it and it looks

taken I never solved it and it looks

like it started up again someone is

like it started up again someone is

looking for something or someone just

looking for something or someone just

likes to mess up people's property no

likes to mess up people's property no

someone's definitely searching this

someone's definitely searching this

place they're looking for something not

place they're looking for something not

small do you notice how only the biggest

small do you notice how only the biggest

cabinets and drawers have been opened

cabinets and drawers have been opened

didn't even bother with the small ones

didn't even bother with the small ones

look I bet it's that way in the kitchen

look I bet it's that way in the kitchen

too

bigger than a breadbox all right time to

bigger than a breadbox all right time to

go I need to get back to the station and

go I need to get back to the station and

file this report yeah you go ahead I'm

file this report yeah you go ahead I'm

gonna see if I can find what that

gonna see if I can find what that

someone was looking for I am NOT leaving

someone was looking for I am NOT leaving

you here alone row the perp could decide

you here alone row the perp could decide

to come back and finish his search yeah

to come back and finish his search yeah

which is why you need to find it first

which is why you need to find it first

no you can look with this mystery items

no you can look with this mystery items

more right now you are going home I've

more right now you are going home I've

never seen this pushy side of you really

never seen this pushy side of you really

well let me tell you something I have

well let me tell you something I have

seen this too curious for her own good

seen this too curious for her own good

side of you and I want your word you

side of you and I want your word you

will not come back until daily fine good

go ahead and tell me then tell you what

go ahead and tell me then tell you what

you and Landon bought the house across

you and Landon bought the house across

the street with a sold sticker on it

the street with a sold sticker on it

didn't you we move in Saturday yes that

didn't you we move in Saturday yes that

makes us neighbors great yep that's

makes us neighbors great yep that's

happening anyway you say Oh

wife does have a sense of humor you mean

wife does have a sense of humor you mean

because you inherited a house just days

because you inherited a house just days

before your ex-boyfriend earned his

before your ex-boyfriend earned his

pregnant wife moving across the street

pregnant wife moving across the street

or because you inherited a house while

or because you inherited a house while

it's being ransacked by a window

it's being ransacked by a window

breaking stranger both I just wish I

breaking stranger both I just wish I

knew what mr. shadowy stranger was

knew what mr. shadowy stranger was

looking for been here since my shift

looking for been here since my shift

ended haven't been able to find a thing

ended haven't been able to find a thing

it's quite the mystery right here

it's quite the mystery right here

counseling out the most stubborn of

counseling out the most stubborn of

murder mysteries Sally sorry I gotta go

murder mysteries Sally sorry I gotta go

I

I

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what are you smiling about

what are you smiling about

are you you with the missing piece in

are you you with the missing piece in

your head mm blunt-force trauma

someone must have hit you very hard to

someone must have hit you very hard to

cause that damage murder did Jane kill

cause that damage murder did Jane kill

you Jane kill her she must have had a

you Jane kill her she must have had a

good reason maybe you were trying to

good reason maybe you were trying to

hurt her I hope it to her to find out

hurt her I hope it to her to find out

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okay one thing's for sure I have got to

okay one thing's for sure I have got to

get you out of here before whoever's

get you out of here before whoever's

looking for you

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Jairo Bob oh I forgot you guys are

Jairo Bob oh I forgot you guys are

cleaning carpets today uh okay it's fine

cleaning carpets today uh okay it's fine

just do what you need to do I'm gonna

just do what you need to do I'm gonna

never mind bro is everything okay yeah

never mind bro is everything okay yeah

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ah you're home well this is a nice

ah you're home well this is a nice

surprise what are you doing here um Jane

surprise what are you doing here um Jane

Engle you know she died yeah yeah mom

Engle you know she died yeah yeah mom

she left me her estate her house her

she left me her estate her house her

money everything

money everything

Jane angle I didn't even know the two of

Jane angle I didn't even know the two of

you were that close we weren't I don't

you were that close we weren't I don't

know why she picked me but I don't I'm

know why she picked me but I don't I'm

not even sure I'm gonna keep the money

not even sure I'm gonna keep the money

though who knows where she got it was he

though who knows where she got it was he

inherited from her mother oh well that's

inherited from her mother oh well that's

really okay I have to go Sally's coming

really okay I have to go Sally's coming

over after everything leader and that's

over after everything leader and that's

where it is now in my mom's closet my

where it is now in my mom's closet my

skull you found a human skull in Jane's

skull you found a human skull in Jane's

window seat and you hid it well so I can

window seat and you hid it well so I can

figure out why she was hiding it you

figure out why she was hiding it you

know what she was the one that killed it

know what she was the one that killed it

she must have had a good reason who

she must have had a good reason who

cares you don't play finders keepers

cares you don't play finders keepers

with a skull row you give it to the

with a skull row you give it to the

police maybe maybe not I mean say Jane

police maybe maybe not I mean say Jane

had a legitimate reason for whacking

had a legitimate reason for whacking

someone in the head I I would hate to

someone in the head I I would hate to

drag her good name through the mud

drag her good name through the mud

I mean we know she's a good person no no

I mean we know she's a good person no no

all we really know is that she was

all we really know is that she was

obsessed with women who got away with

obsessed with women who got away with

murder

murder

I mean look isn't this a book that she

I mean look isn't this a book that she

gave you so now you're gonna help Jane

gave you so now you're gonna help Jane

get away with murder

get away with murder

come on

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Gene's handwriting yeah it has my name

Gene's handwriting yeah it has my name

on it well what does it say I didn't do

on it well what does it say I didn't do

it but I think someone close by did oh

it but I think someone close by did oh

well great good to know that Jane isn't

well great good to know that Jane isn't

a killer what about the rest of it it

a killer what about the rest of it it

means

means

Jane has passed on a murder mystery for

Jane has passed on a murder mystery for

me to solve that's why she left me her

me to solve that's why she left me her

house I mean she found that skull she

house I mean she found that skull she

tried to solve the murder and she

tried to solve the murder and she

couldn't and now she left the mystery to

couldn't and now she left the mystery to

me I have to figure out if Jane was

me I have to figure out if Jane was

right I have to figure out if there's a

right I have to figure out if there's a

murderer closeby

murderer closeby

don't you see this was Jane's dying wish

don't you see this was Jane's dying wish

I have to do this no you don't this is

I have to do this no you don't this is

crazy and it's dangerous it's not that

crazy and it's dangerous it's not that

dangerous the murderer doesn't even know

dangerous the murderer doesn't even know

that I found that song really are you

that I found that song really are you

sure about that

sure about that

you're not thinking straight row if

you're not thinking straight row if

there's a killer in the neighborhood

there's a killer in the neighborhood

it's up to the police to find him and if

it's up to the police to find him and if

you don't tell them what you found I

you don't tell them what you found I

will what Andy just give me a week wait

will what Andy just give me a week wait

one week and then you can go to the

one week and then you can go to the

police I mean and I will give you the

police I mean and I will give you the

exclusive for the paper you're always

exclusive for the paper you're always

asking Macon to give you a shot at the

asking Macon to give you a shot at the

hard news stuff and not the fluffy stuff

hard news stuff and not the fluffy stuff

now's your chance

why do you want to do this role why I

why do you want to do this role why I

don't know Jane said I had a mind for

don't know Jane said I had a mind for

murder I mean if she's giving me a

murder I mean if she's giving me a

chance to figure out if that's true I

chance to figure out if that's true I

have to at least try oh come on I mean

have to at least try oh come on I mean

who knows how long that skull has been

who knows how long that skull has been

sitting there months maybe years what

sitting there months maybe years what

the hell are we gonna do fine you have

the hell are we gonna do fine you have

one week that is all thank you you're a

one week that is all thank you you're a

good friend where I'm the worst one or

good friend where I'm the worst one or

the other

the other

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hi this is a warranty card and I'm

hi this is a warranty card and I'm

calling for mr. Crowley I won't be able

calling for mr. Crowley I won't be able

to come into work tomorrow I'm I'm huh a

to come into work tomorrow I'm I'm huh a

little under the weather I mean I'm not

little under the weather I mean I'm not

it just chill a little oh I'm I just

it just chill a little oh I'm I just

meet her

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you have everything you need great can I

you have everything you need great can I

help you oh no I'm just exploring my new

help you oh no I'm just exploring my new

neighborhood oh you must be the one that

neighborhood oh you must be the one that

got James house yeah that's me roti

got James house yeah that's me roti

garden well hello neighbor

garden well hello neighbor

that's Emma I'm I'm carrying a carry

that's Emma I'm I'm carrying a carry

Riley you have heard of us poor Riley

Riley you have heard of us poor Riley

girls famous for being abandoned

girls famous for being abandoned

no I well yes I have heard of you but I

no I well yes I have heard of you but I

wish I could invite you in for coffee

wish I could invite you in for coffee

but I have to take him off to school and

but I have to take him off to school and

myself to the shop I work at the little

myself to the shop I work at the little

fashion boutique phone Elm Street should

fashion boutique phone Elm Street should

come by sometime really yeah I'd like

come by sometime really yeah I'd like

that

that

Oh can you just tell me who I said the

Oh can you just tell me who I said the

house at the end of the street oh that's

house at the end of the street oh that's

Megan's house

Megan's house

make him Turner all right come on Emma

make him Turner all right come on Emma

let's go nice to me what you got

no to start screaming boss I'm not

no to start screaming boss I'm not

asking you to spy I just want some basic

asking you to spy I just want some basic

information on him like age marital

information on him like age marital

status I don't know his age it's not the

status I don't know his age it's not the

time as kiss divorced and I don't want

time as kiss divorced and I don't want

to be having this conversation was his

to be having this conversation was his

wife named Linda I know Linda Turner

wife named Linda I know Linda Turner

from the library she had a son Ian I

from the library she had a son Ian I

haven't seen him in a while well maybe

haven't seen him in a while well maybe

that's because into graduation trip to

that's because into graduation trip to

India and disappeared Macon hired a

India and disappeared Macon hired a

private investigator to try and find him

private investigator to try and find him

oh how awful

oh how awful

oh I remember Ian liked graphic novels

oh I remember Ian liked graphic novels

but he's missing and he's a possibility

but he's missing and he's a possibility

for the identity of that skull right

for the identity of that skull right

after Carey Reilly's this husband

after Carey Reilly's this husband

we met why is a enough possibility he

we met why is a enough possibility he

disappeared in India yeah but making

disappeared in India yeah but making

could just be saying he disappeared

could just be saying he disappeared

there if you were even entertaining the

there if you were even entertaining the

idea that the very nice man who was my

idea that the very nice man who was my

editor could have killed him oh that's

editor could have killed him oh that's

the only proper thing to do is to hang

the only proper thing to do is to hang

up on you

up on you

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we're shocked oh sorry I didn't mean to

we're shocked oh sorry I didn't mean to

scare you I just wanted to say hello

scare you I just wanted to say hello

no it's it's not your fault I scare

no it's it's not your fault I scare

easily when Torrance is out of town I

easily when Torrance is out of town I

mean music keeps me company but oh my

mean music keeps me company but oh my

gosh it's so nice to have a real live

gosh it's so nice to have a real live

person to talk to have a seat

person to talk to have a seat

thank you I'd like that so how are you

thank you I'd like that so how are you

doing I mean you and Jane you must have

doing I mean you and Jane you must have

been the best of friends I mean with her

been the best of friends I mean with her

giving you her house and all yeah we

giving you her house and all yeah we

were um friends and what about you were

were um friends and what about you were

you two close I mean I'd like to think

you two close I mean I'd like to think

so yeah she was always so sweet to me I

so yeah she was always so sweet to me I

mean even if she did have some odd waves

mean even if she did have some odd waves

I'd like what oh that's no you know what

I'd like what oh that's no you know what

that's not the right word but that's

that's not the right word but that's

what Torrance always thought about the

what Torrance always thought about the

way she just sat in the backyard for

way she just sat in the backyard for

hours at a time just sitting on that

hours at a time just sitting on that

little chair over there not reading not

little chair over there not reading not

doing anything just looking at stuff you

doing anything just looking at stuff you

know watching week of course Torrance

know watching week of course Torrance

always thought that she was watching him

always thought that she was watching him

but just silly

but just silly

it did make him a little uptight but no

it did make him a little uptight but no

he just he just doesn't like people in

he just he just doesn't like people in

his business

his business

you know do you rent that apartment over

you know do you rent that apartment over

your garage not anymore no I mean we

your garage not anymore no I mean we

used to always have a tenant up there

used to always have a tenant up there

but Torrance won't hear of it now so you

but Torrance won't hear of it now so you

know the last tenant did duck out on his

know the last tenant did duck out on his

rent he just disappeared left all his

rent he just disappeared left all his

stuff behind Oh

Oh what was his name

Oh what was his name

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hello-o Teagarden Scot Aubrey I'm here

hello-o Teagarden Scot Aubrey I'm here

your house to make it for dinner but

your house to make it for dinner but

you're not here oh my gosh I'm so sorry

you're not here oh my gosh I'm so sorry

I just I lost track of time

I just I lost track of time

well you know tonight's not a good night

well you know tonight's not a good night

no no it is it as um why don't I just

no no it is it as um why don't I just

meet you at the restaurant so you don't

meet you at the restaurant so you don't

have to wait sounds good yeah I'll see

have to wait sounds good yeah I'll see

you there

you there

okay yeah I'm so sorry

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Hiero what are you doing here

Hiero what are you doing here

did you tell anyone about me finding the

did you tell anyone about me finding the

skull oh not even makin no I definitely

skull oh not even makin no I definitely

did not tell me why are you asking oh I

did not tell me why are you asking oh I

gotta go I'm late for my date remember

gotta go I'm late for my date remember

you only have five days left yeah

you looked different and regular clothes

you looked different and regular clothes

well I hope that's a good thing

well I hope that's a good thing

oh it's definitely good you look really

oh it's definitely good you look really

good I'm I'm sorry I I wanted to change

good I'm I'm sorry I I wanted to change

into something nicer but I you all right

into something nicer but I you all right

you seem a bit jumpy since you got here

you seem a bit jumpy since you got here

yeah I might be a little jumpy like I

yeah I might be a little jumpy like I

hope I don't make you nervous that you

hope I don't make you nervous that you

don't I mean you do hmm

don't I mean you do hmm

because you know you're a minister and

because you know you're a minister and

that makes me different than other guys

that makes me different than other guys

well I guess it doesn't make you

well I guess it doesn't make you

different but it makes me feel like I

different but it makes me feel like I

have to be different you know well

have to be different you know well

behaved you're not usually well-behaved

behaved you're not usually well-behaved

usually yes but I'm tense not tense it's

I'm trying to rise to a challenge that I

I'm trying to rise to a challenge that I

set for myself wondering if I bit off

set for myself wondering if I bit off

more than I can chew tell me more

that's how you're different you are

that's how you're different you are

amazingly easy to talk to

amazingly easy to talk to

well yeah you take a lot of listening

well yeah you take a lot of listening

courses in Minister school the question

courses in Minister school the question

is can I rise to the challenge I set for

is can I rise to the challenge I set for

myself

myself

hmm what challenge well the challenge of

hmm what challenge well the challenge of

dating the distracted

dating the distracted

Rorty thank you I had such a good time

Rorty thank you I had such a good time

you you act surprised

you you act surprised

I am I mean if I didn't know what it was

I am I mean if I didn't know what it was

like to date of you you thought it'd be

like to date of you you thought it'd be

Delft

Delft

you are anything but dull but what I

you are anything but dull but what I

really want to know is whether a

really want to know is whether a

minister kisses the lady good night

minister kisses the lady good night

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Aurora what time Aarthi father Aubrey

Aurora what time Aarthi father Aubrey

well isn't this a nice surprise

well isn't this a nice surprise

Teegarden it's always a pleasure mr.

Teegarden it's always a pleasure mr.

rink art I didn't realize you and my

rink art I didn't realize you and my

mother were acquainted

mother were acquainted

well of course we are I just listed his

well of course we are I just listed his

house hello

house hello

why he wants to move to a big and dirty

why he wants to move to a big and dirty

city is beyond me one man needs a new

city is beyond me one man needs a new

mountain to conquer every now and then

mountain to conquer every now and then

well that was the table Aurora I should

well that was the table Aurora I should

scold you for not telling me that you

scold you for not telling me that you

and father Aubrey were an item it's our

and father Aubrey were an item it's our

first date mother well why don't we make

first date mother well why don't we make

our second date on Sunday I'd like to

our second date on Sunday I'd like to

invite you out to the 10:00 a.m. service

invite you out to the 10:00 a.m. service

with my congregation and you can hear

with my congregation and you can hear

what a scintillating sermon I give I'd

what a scintillating sermon I give I'd

love to go and you're invited too of

love to go and you're invited too of

course Oh that'll be lovely I'd love to

course Oh that'll be lovely I'd love to

come yes as long as you promise not to

come yes as long as you promise not to

tattle on me to my minister Oh scouts

tattle on me to my minister Oh scouts

honor ask you something okay okay

wonderful

wonderful

Oh you and father are breathe John's

Oh you and father are breathe John's

real might be if you were a minister's

real might be if you were a minister's

wife but this is what you wore on a date

mark Kaplan

mark Kaplan

there you are you rent skipper live and

there you are you rent skipper live and

well in Philadelphia

hello Lillian so you call in sick on the

hello Lillian so you call in sick on the

day you're supposed to come in and here

day you're supposed to come in and here

you are in your day off just doing some

you are in your day off just doing some

research you're lucky mr. Crowley isn't

research you're lucky mr. Crowley isn't

here to see that you're not the

here to see that you're not the

slightest bit sick all right feeling

slightest bit sick all right feeling

better you can tell mr. Crowley that'll

better you can tell mr. Crowley that'll

be in on Monday to my ship I'll also

be in on Monday to my ship I'll also

tell him you're using the color printer

tell him you're using the color printer

for a personal project that's why I left

for a personal project that's why I left

the two dollars on the counter I'm sure

the two dollars on the counter I'm sure

it'll cover it

guys it's great hi Hey Wow big day yeah

guys it's great hi Hey Wow big day yeah

listen I just wanted to know that I

listen I just wanted to know that I

haven't dropped the ball on your break

haven't dropped the ball on your break

Jim oh I wouldn't think that yeah not

Jim oh I wouldn't think that yeah not

that there's much I could do with no

that there's much I could do with no

witnesses or fingerprints left behind

witnesses or fingerprints left behind

but but I did compare your break-in to

but but I did compare your break-in to

the reports on the others in the

the reports on the others in the

neighborhood same exact pattern right

neighborhood same exact pattern right

down to only the large cabinets and

down to only the large cabinets and

drawers being left open box with the

drawers being left open box with the

lamp in it that goes hello Lynn Rowe

lamp in it that goes hello Lynn Rowe

mmm Arthur told me that we might be

mmm Arthur told me that we might be

running into you I guess there's no

running into you I guess there's no

night about it more new neighbors I'm

night about it more new neighbors I'm

the official welcoming committee

the official welcoming committee

Torrance is going to be so happy having

Torrance is going to be so happy having

not one but two police detectives living

not one but two police detectives living

on our little street he always worries

on our little street he always worries

about me when I'm home alone but you

about me when I'm home alone but you

know I always tell him never

know I always tell him never

underestimate a woman am i right ladies

underestimate a woman am i right ladies

right yep

right yep

well we're very happy to be here oh well

well we're very happy to be here oh well

you should know we consider everybody in

you should know we consider everybody in

our little neighborhood our friends back

our little neighborhood our friends back

I know exactly what me and Torn's should

I know exactly what me and Torn's should

do how a barbecue to welcome you well

do how a barbecue to welcome you well

what do you say can't wait super-fun

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thought I'd find you here

thought I'd find you here

Wow looks like corporate headquarters to

Wow looks like corporate headquarters to

Teegarden investigations Oh ro I worry

Teegarden investigations Oh ro I worry

about you being here day and night

about you being here day and night

oh I don't stay here at night believe me

oh I don't stay here at night believe me

oh you have dirt on your table probably

oh you have dirt on your table probably

fell off the skull Oh down there oh and

fell off the skull Oh down there oh and

that's where I found it yeah look

that's where I found it yeah look

there's dirt in here to either Jane dug

there's dirt in here to either Jane dug

it up herself or found it freshly dug up

all the break-ins around here somebody

all the break-ins around here somebody

know is a body's missing its skull and

know is a body's missing its skull and

has been looking for it but how would

has been looking for it but how would

they know it's missing unless they've

they know it's missing unless they've

checked for the bodies buried the

checked for the bodies buried the

Blanchard case remember Kansas 1957 the

Blanchard case remember Kansas 1957 the

killer kept digging up the body and

killer kept digging up the body and

moving it because he wanted to keep an

moving it because he wanted to keep an

eye on it somebody's been keeping an eye

eye on it somebody's been keeping an eye

on the body that belongs to that skull

on the body that belongs to that skull

stuck it up beast once you're making the

stuck it up beast once you're making the

hair on the back of my neck stand up so

hair on the back of my neck stand up so

hard it hurts Google Earth why okay

hard it hurts Google Earth why okay

this image was taken up this street just

this image was taken up this street just

three months ago but Google Earth lets

three months ago but Google Earth lets

you pull up historical images now this

you pull up historical images now this

one was taken from two years ago what am

one was taken from two years ago what am

I looking at oh look see how this bushy

I looking at oh look see how this bushy

area looks different than it did two

area looks different than it did two

years ago it was bare here and now it's

years ago it was bare here and now it's

grown in meaning it's the perfect spot

grown in meaning it's the perfect spot

to bury a body

down there where the two fences come

down there where the two fences come

together right there we're not taking

together right there we're not taking

for a dead body

for a dead body

no gonna wait until it gets dark we'll

no gonna wait until it gets dark we'll

need flashlights hey you've got to hold

need flashlights hey you've got to hold

that light still this is ridiculous well

that light still this is ridiculous well

you could go back just leave the

you could go back just leave the

flashlight on alert was that

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that's weak

that's weak

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they can see Carey Reilly

oh hey Sally I need some right

oh hey Sally I need some right

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Oh

I think we just found the skeleton that

I think we just found the skeleton that

goes with that skull

I only the boy survived yeah because you

I only the boy survived yeah because you

called them when I wasn't looking let

called them when I wasn't looking let

you trying to hide an entire skeleton in

you trying to hide an entire skeleton in

your mother's closet oh no that's

your mother's closet oh no that's

Captain Jack Barnes please captain in

Captain Jack Barnes please captain in

Ray's man you'll ever meet

Ray's man you'll ever meet

you didn't you use to date detective

you didn't you use to date detective

Smith yes but that's ancient history

Smith yes but that's ancient history

miss Teagarden and miss Ellison said

miss Teagarden and miss Ellison said

that they went for an evening stroll

that they went for an evening stroll

down two stray cat well we thought it

down two stray cat well we thought it

was a cat followed it into the bushes

was a cat followed it into the bushes

yeah and then I tripped didn't there it

yeah and then I tripped didn't there it

was it was bone sticking out of the

was it was bone sticking out of the

ground I told them to come down to the

ground I told them to come down to the

station on Monday to give the report

excuse me ladies does that mean we're

excuse me ladies does that mean we're

free to go yeah you know don't you think

free to go yeah you know don't you think

it's strange that everyone in the

it's strange that everyone in the

neighborhood is out here and curious

neighborhood is out here and curious

except for the McCanns the McCanns are

except for the McCanns the McCanns are

out of town see not so strange now I'm

out of town see not so strange now I'm

gonna talk to make it and see if he'll

gonna talk to make it and see if he'll

let me write this up for the paper okay

let me write this up for the paper okay

what about the fact that there are new

what about the fact that there are new

clothes on that skeleton do you think

clothes on that skeleton do you think

that the killer took them I mean it's

that the killer took them I mean it's

not likely that they decompose that

not likely that they decompose that

quickly it there was no wedding ring on

quickly it there was no wedding ring on

the finger you just stop all right

the finger you just stop all right

listen I I understand the temptation to

listen I I understand the temptation to

start analyzing the neighbors and then

start analyzing the neighbors and then

looking for clues but this is not a case

looking for clues but this is not a case

from the real murders Club you need to

from the real murders Club you need to

let Lynn in the Homicide Division handle

let Lynn in the Homicide Division handle

this wait you're not gonna be a part of

this wait you're not gonna be a part of

this investigation no I'm with the

this investigation no I'm with the

burglary division yeah but don't you

burglary division yeah but don't you

think those burglaries and that body

think those burglaries and that body

could be connected well if it is then

could be connected well if it is then

we'll figure it out

we'll figure it out

she's very good at her job so please do

she's very good at her job so please do

her and me a favor

her and me a favor

let it go

let it go

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oh sweet bed oh here we go

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hungry food first

shower

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oh please tell me you're not wearing

oh please tell me you're not wearing

that dirt to church well today we're

that dirt to church well today we're

gonna talk about refrigerator theology

gonna talk about refrigerator theology

what is refrigerator theology you ask

what is refrigerator theology you ask

well I don't know about you but if you

well I don't know about you but if you

look on my refrigerator you'd see a

look on my refrigerator you'd see a

dozen or so magnets with a lot of

dozen or so magnets with a lot of

sayings that speak to me one says beauty

sayings that speak to me one says beauty

is God's handwriting and that was from

is God's handwriting and that was from

Emerson who I consider the greatest

Emerson who I consider the greatest

preacher who ever lived even if he was

preacher who ever lived even if he was

Unitarian

Unitarian

but onto more fun stuff let's talk about

but onto more fun stuff let's talk about

our parents thank you so much for coming

our parents thank you so much for coming

look great I'm feeling much better

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laura has a mind of its own

laura has a mind of its own

why everyone's staring at me more likely

why everyone's staring at me more likely

they know you're not dating their

they know you're not dating their

minister or it could be that other thing

minister or it could be that other thing

oh oh what's been spreading you found a

oh oh what's been spreading you found a

dead body less ghastly isn't it

dead body less ghastly isn't it

what depends on how you look at it how

what depends on how you look at it how

else would wouldn't look at it

else would wouldn't look at it

mother this is John Queensland the

mother this is John Queensland the

president of the real murders Club and

president of the real murders Club and

you seemed like such an upstanding

you seemed like such an upstanding

citizen my title doesn't impress you if

citizen my title doesn't impress you if

your title is fine your jurisdiction is

your title is fine your jurisdiction is

the gutter this is your way of 30 with

the gutter this is your way of 30 with

me mrs. teeman oh so glad you can make

me mrs. teeman oh so glad you can make

it thank you your sermon was wonderful

it thank you your sermon was wonderful

yes positively inspiring oh well good

yes positively inspiring oh well good

maybe you let me take the two of you to

maybe you let me take the two of you to

Sunday lunch Oh so generous oh yes we'd

Sunday lunch Oh so generous oh yes we'd

love to go if I invite myself alone we

love to go if I invite myself alone we

need to take the heat that I'm flirting

need to take the heat that I'm flirting

with you most men don't dare okay thank

with you most men don't dare okay thank

you for the invitation but I've been up

you for the invitation but I've been up

all night long she discovered a dead

all night long she discovered a dead

body and I don't think I'll be good

body and I don't think I'll be good

company today and we have dinner

company today and we have dinner

tomorrow night

tomorrow night

sure no problem thank you really

sure no problem thank you really

okay well how disappointing but we'll

okay well how disappointing but we'll

have to try again

have to try again

bye okay

you say dead body

you say dead body

I don't think mr. Crowley will be

I don't think mr. Crowley will be

pleased to see one of his own on the

pleased to see one of his own on the

front page of the newspaper it's

front page of the newspaper it's

humbling over human remains it's

humbling over human remains it's

unseemly and unsanitary I hope he made

unseemly and unsanitary I hope he made

good use of disinfectant but Linda

good use of disinfectant but Linda

Turner making Zach's excuse me Linda I

Turner making Zach's excuse me Linda I

don't know if you remember me but used

don't know if you remember me but used

to come in here with your son Ian my

to come in here with your son Ian my

book where yeah he used to come in here

book where yeah he used to come in here

all the time when he was in high school

all the time when he was in high school

how is he

how is he

I already went to India yes see Mike he

I already went to India yes see Mike he

was there forever half the time we

was there forever half the time we

couldn't even get in touch with him I

couldn't even get in touch with him I

was so relieved when he got back he made

was so relieved when he got back he made

it back then yes last month the British

it back then yes last month the British

fiancee no less

fiancee no less

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summer quarter you are you gave me bad

summer quarter you are you gave me bad

information because son is not missing

information because son is not missing

he's back alive and well who's getting

he's back alive and well who's getting

married okay so I'm terrible at keeping

married okay so I'm terrible at keeping

up with offers gossip more easy she

up with offers gossip more easy she

brings classifieds I'm using everything

brings classifieds I'm using everything

about everyone here ok well this means

about everyone here ok well this means

there's only one possibility left for

there's only one possibility left for

they identity that's all scary right

they identity that's all scary right

Lee's husband Brad well it's a good

Lee's husband Brad well it's a good

thing it's in the hands of the police

thing it's in the hands of the police

now isn't it oh you're just burning with

now isn't it oh you're just burning with

curiosity to find out who it was we

curiosity to find out who it was we

found were like lukewarm with real

found were like lukewarm with real

estate besides if you really wanted to

estate besides if you really wanted to

know oh that poor soul is if you would

know oh that poor soul is if you would

give us a call to the police and let the

give us a call to the police and let the

magitek dental records or whatever it is

magitek dental records or whatever it is

they do please tell me that you are not

they do please tell me that you are not

about time to read representative no

about time to read representative no

don't be silly I'm going through

don't be silly I'm going through

shopping did you know that the dress

shopping did you know that the dress

shop where Carrie Riley works across the

shop where Carrie Riley works across the

street I can't wait to see this on you

street I can't wait to see this on you

the color is perfect for your skin tone

the color is perfect for your skin tone

oh I would never have picked that out

oh I would never have picked that out

for myself

for myself

it'll be just darling you'll see we had

it'll be just darling you'll see we had

more fashion sense you're probably one

more fashion sense you're probably one

of those Brides that had the perfect

of those Brides that had the perfect

wedding dress oh no Brad and I eloped

wedding dress oh no Brad and I eloped

one of those quickie courthouse deals I

one of those quickie courthouse deals I

didn't feel like a big wedding was right

didn't feel like a big wedding was right

not when Bob and I had just barely

not when Bob and I had just barely

broken off Baba UN of a rank art once

broken off Baba UN of a rank art once

dated more than dated we were engaged

dated more than dated we were engaged

for two years but he was in law school

for two years but he was in law school

then and barely ever had time for me so

then and barely ever had time for me so

girl does get tired of waiting

girl does get tired of waiting

I like the Brad was in such a race to

I like the Brad was in such a race to

the altar of course I had no idea you'd

the altar of course I had no idea you'd

be racing away from me just as quick but

be racing away from me just as quick but

you still wear your wedding ring ah

habit I guess

habit I guess

did you him Brad have matching bands oh

did you him Brad have matching bands oh

no he never wore one he said he didn't

no he never wore one he said he didn't

like jewelry I should have known

like jewelry I should have known

super wonder me when we found the body

super wonder me when we found the body

at the end of the street did you ever

at the end of the street did you ever

wonder if that could be could be who

wonder if that could be could be who

Brad oh no no he left on purpose he was

Brad oh no no he left on purpose he was

breathless

breathless

but to tell the truth I was ready to get

but to tell the truth I was ready to get

rid of him Lee's cheating ways although

rid of him Lee's cheating ways although

it hurt our baby girl she cried and

it hurt our baby girl she cried and

cried felt like he didn't love her

cried felt like he didn't love her

enough to stay close by

enough to stay close by

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is the one thing I won't ever forgive

is the one thing I won't ever forgive

him for you didn't wonder if he was in

him for you didn't wonder if he was in

an accident oh that dress is a dream on

an accident oh that dress is a dream on

you

Wow it's perfectly Oh too bad I can't

Wow it's perfectly Oh too bad I can't

afford it

afford it

I thought you just inherited some money

I thought you just inherited some money

from Jane angle you're right I did

from Jane angle you're right I did

wow I've never bought so many clothes at

wow I've never bought so many clothes at

once this must be what it feels like to

once this must be what it feels like to

be Marcia right out an outfit for every

be Marcia right out an outfit for every

mood she don't want to be like Marcia oh

mood she don't want to be like Marcia oh

you guys aren't French I thought we were

you guys aren't French I thought we were

once

once

turns out she was better French Brad

turns out she was better French Brad

Marcia and your husband I don't know

Marcia and your husband I don't know

that for sure

that for sure

but she was always floating with her and

but she was always floating with her and

she flirted right back

she flirted right back

I even wore in Torrance about it once I

I even wore in Torrance about it once I

said we better keep the money on those

said we better keep the money on those

two huh well thank you my pleasure

two huh well thank you my pleasure

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Sally whoa look at you you look gorgeous

Sally whoa look at you you look gorgeous

thank you but I'm seriously that's a

thank you but I'm seriously that's a

great dress thanks but never worried

great dress thanks but never worried

about that I'm pretty sure that the body

about that I'm pretty sure that the body

we found really is Brad Wiley and I'm

we found really is Brad Wiley and I'm

pretty sure I know who killed him who

pretty sure I know who killed him who

Torrance Rideout

Torrance Rideout a killer no is cerise

Torrance Rideout a killer no is cerise

well he might not be that nice to a man

well he might not be that nice to a man

chasing after his wife

chasing after his wife

that's what Carrie Riley just told me

that's what Carrie Riley just told me

Brad was doing and she said she warned

Brad was doing and she said she warned

Torrance about it that's one - as soon

Torrance about it that's one - as soon

as Brad disappeared Torrance started

as Brad disappeared Torrance started

worrying about being watched he even

worrying about being watched he even

stopped renting out his garage apartment

stopped renting out his garage apartment

3 when I surprised the killers searching

3 when I surprised the killers searching

Jane's house he ran off to the north the

Jane's house he ran off to the north the

street dead ends at the North just past

street dead ends at the North just past

Torrance and Megan's houses okay wait

Torrance and Megan's houses okay wait

you said that Brad trying to get busy

you said that Brad trying to get busy

with Marsha gives Torrance motive to get

with Marsha gives Torrance motive to get

rid it right doesn't it also give Jerry

rid it right doesn't it also give Jerry

motive I thought about that but Carrie

motive I thought about that but Carrie

is so upset about her daughter feeling

is so upset about her daughter feeling

abandoned I don't think that she'd put

abandoned I don't think that she'd put

that burden on her if she knew that Brad

that burden on her if she knew that Brad

was dead and not a deserter

was dead and not a deserter

yes you're right

yes you're right

I mean it's thought to be Torrance he

I mean it's thought to be Torrance he

had the motive and now I just need to

had the motive and now I just need to

find out if he had the opportunity Harry

find out if he had the opportunity Harry

told me the day Brad disappeared two

told me the day Brad disappeared two

years ago which fits timewise just that

years ago which fits timewise just that

Mahadi must have been buried for quite a

Mahadi must have been buried for quite a

while before the killer figured out that

while before the killer figured out that

the skull was missing I wonder if I can

the skull was missing I wonder if I can

find out if Torrance was in town the day

find out if Torrance was in town the day

Brad supposedly took off or you could

Brad supposedly took off or you could

let the police find out I know it's not

let the police find out I know it's not

what you weren't ro but but no you're

what you weren't ro but but no you're

right it's time I mean the police can

right it's time I mean the police can

identify that body and if it really was

identify that body and if it really was

rather than carrying their daughter

rather than carrying their daughter

deserve to know the police need to make

deserve to know the police need to make

an arrest

an arrest

okay we're going to the police station

okay we're going to the police station

right now before you change your minds

okay I can't do this I can't make you

okay I can't do this I can't make you

torrents of murder not without proof

torrents of murder not without proof

what if I'm wrong I could be ruining his

what if I'm wrong I could be ruining his

life so don't do that just hand this go

life so don't do that just hand this go

over to the place and let them figure it

over to the place and let them figure it

out what in admit that I've had it for

out what in admit that I've had it for

days they could say I'm tampering with

days they could say I'm tampering with

evidence they could arrest me they'd

evidence they could arrest me they'd

arrest me too for knowing we need a

arrest me too for knowing we need a

better plan let's go bro sorry to keep

better plan let's go bro sorry to keep

you waiting I understand you have more

you waiting I understand you have more

information on the body you found

information on the body you found

well not information as much as

well not information as much as

questions about who it was we know that

questions about who it was we know that

Carey Reilly's husband Brad disappeared

Carey Reilly's husband Brad disappeared

a few years ago it seems like he's the

a few years ago it seems like he's the

most likely person well when we ID the

most likely person well when we ID the

body we'll be sure to let the family

body we'll be sure to let the family

know first and then we'll release the

know first and then we'll release the

statement then you haven't identified it

statement then you haven't identified it

yet they're our challenges what have you

yet they're our challenges what have you

had the skull how the hell do you know

had the skull how the hell do you know

that body's missing its skull we watched

that body's missing its skull we watched

them dig it up yeah I expect you to keep

them dig it up yeah I expect you to keep

that confidential I also expect you to

that confidential I also expect you to

remember that this is now a police

remember that this is now a police

matter under my jurisdiction and I

matter under my jurisdiction and I

really don't like civilians loitering in

really don't like civilians loitering in

my station trying to pump my detectives

my station trying to pump my detectives

for information

thank you for your interest but we've

thank you for your interest but we've

got this covered okay but in case it

got this covered okay but in case it

turns out to be Brad carry things that

turns out to be Brad carry things that

Torrance Rideout had a reason to be

Torrance Rideout had a reason to be

jealous of him just in case you want to

jealous of him just in case you want to

go take a closer look at Torrance you

go take a closer look at Torrance you

two are in that Club aren't you the real

two are in that Club aren't you the real

murders Club

murders Club

so is Arthur well if we'd like to

so is Arthur well if we'd like to

convene a club meeting we'll be sure to

convene a club meeting we'll be sure to

have you over for punch and cookies and

have you over for punch and cookies and

gossip but in the meantime this is my

gossip but in the meantime this is my

case and you need to stay out of it bro

case and you need to stay out of it bro

wow you look amazing you you look you

wow you look amazing you you look you

look nice too honey that was a mistake

look nice too honey that was a mistake

Wow we shouldn't have done that if you

Wow we shouldn't have done that if you

ask me the first mistake was you keeping

ask me the first mistake was you keeping

that stole and deciding to play

that stole and deciding to play

detective how can you say that I found

detective how can you say that I found

the body who knows if it ever would have

the body who knows if it ever would have

been found if I hadn't and I might even

been found if I hadn't and I might even

know the answer this isn't a game to me

know the answer this isn't a game to me

Sally

Sally

I know ro but it's not your job it's

I know ro but it's not your job it's

theirs

theirs

exactly it's their job and then they go

exactly it's their job and then they go

home at night and they think about other

home at night and they think about other

things and they may or may not get

things and they may or may not get

around to solving it but it is not a job

around to solving it but it is not a job

to me and it's not a game that's a it's

to me and it's not a game that's a it's

a what I don't know I just thought that

a what I don't know I just thought that

I oughta clean a finger at Torrance

I oughta clean a finger at Torrance

Rideout and I need to figure out if that

Rideout and I need to figure out if that

was the right thing to do

was the right thing to do

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for a tea garden mr. Leonard hi thank

for a tea garden mr. Leonard hi thank

you so much for calling me back

you so much for calling me back

I just have a few questions for you

I just have a few questions for you

about a project you developed with

about a project you developed with

Torrance Rideout two years ago I

understand that you present a matter the

understand that you present a matter the

conference in June sorry what was that

conference in June sorry what was that

name again is miss Jasper in she

name again is miss Jasper in she

organized a supply chain conference in

organized a supply chain conference in

Phoenix two years ago I just had to ask

Phoenix two years ago I just had to ask

her

what time is she leaving I'm 45 minutes

what time is she leaving I'm 45 minutes

away I can get there before that I'd

away I can get there before that I'd

rather talk to her in person

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every time I turn around there you are

every time I turn around there you are

so what was Brad's body that I found the

so what was Brad's body that I found the

coroner says that the skeleton matches

coroner says that the skeleton matches

his age and his height but we won't have

his age and his height but we won't have

a DNA confirmation for another few days

a DNA confirmation for another few days

and I'm not about to tell Carey until we

and I'm not about to tell Carey until we

know for sure yeah you must be pretty

know for sure yeah you must be pretty

sure otherwise you wouldn't be here

sure otherwise you wouldn't be here

checking out Torrance Rideout satellite

checking out Torrance Rideout satellite

does he have one yeah he does he was in

does he have one yeah he does he was in

Phoenix Arizona the day that Brad Riley

Phoenix Arizona the day that Brad Riley

disappeared I just saw photos up in

disappeared I just saw photos up in

there so I was wrong

there so I was wrong

yep you were wrong and I just wasted an

yep you were wrong and I just wasted an

entire day going on a wild goose chase

entire day going on a wild goose chase

and white because Arthur convinced me

and white because Arthur convinced me

that you have some sort of super sleuth

that you have some sort of super sleuth

powers her instincts are never off he

powers her instincts are never off he

said promise me you'll follow through he

said promise me you'll follow through he

said really he said that

listen we never fell in love Arthur and

listen we never fell in love Arthur and

me I mean we try but it never happened

me I mean we try but it never happened

we just we had common interest that was

we just we had common interest that was

all this isn't me being jealous of you

all this isn't me being jealous of you

this is me being tired of tripping over

this is me being tired of tripping over

you this is me feeling pressure to solve

you this is me feeling pressure to solve

this case before I pop and this is me

this case before I pop and this is me

warning you that if I have to trip over

warning you that if I have to trip over

you one more time in connection to this

you one more time in connection to this

case I will be arresting you for

case I will be arresting you for

obstruction of justice

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I didn't break it I have a key see I

I didn't break it I have a key see I

didn't break in where did you get that

didn't break in where did you get that

key well from Jane of course I apologize

key well from Jane of course I apologize

for scaring you gave me a fright as well

for scaring you gave me a fright as well

when you return so precipitously

when you return so precipitously

normally you leave it you don't come

normally you leave it you don't come

back for the remainder of the day and

back for the remainder of the day and

that's the only time I enter I'm sure it

that's the only time I enter I'm sure it

won't disturb you why did Jane give you

won't disturb you why did Jane give you

a key which I'll take back very much was

a key which I'll take back very much was

one of the few who knew she was so ill I

one of the few who knew she was so ill I

offered to run errands pick up

offered to run errands pick up

prescriptions whatnot and why did you

prescriptions whatnot and why did you

come back now I'm embarrassed to say I

come back now I'm embarrassed to say I

wanted to see your diagram I see what

wanted to see your diagram I see what

kind of progress you were making in

kind of progress you were making in

solving the case of the found skull Jane

solving the case of the found skull Jane

told you about the skull no and truth

told you about the skull no and truth

I'm quite peeve that she didn't see fit

I'm quite peeve that she didn't see fit

to trust me with such an interesting

to trust me with such an interesting

item in her possession wait and how did

item in her possession wait and how did

you Sally

you Sally

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don't you dare be mad at me you have no

don't you dare be mad at me you have no

idea how worried I was I'm afraid that I

idea how worried I was I'm afraid that I

was doing the wrong thing by even

was doing the wrong thing by even

letting you start this crazy

letting you start this crazy

investigation of yours is not crazy

investigation of yours is not crazy

exactly what I said to her it's like

exactly what I said to her it's like

working out a puzzle obviously I went to

working out a puzzle obviously I went to

the wrong person for advice I had no

the wrong person for advice I had no

idea when he offered to keep an eye on

idea when he offered to keep an eye on

the situation that he would wind up just

the situation that he would wind up just

as obsessed as you are

as obsessed as you are

tell her what you did Uncle John I put a

tell her what you did Uncle John I put a

note on your windshield asking where

note on your windshield asking where

this call was that was you do you have

this call was that was you do you have

any idea how much that scared me I

any idea how much that scared me I

thought I was from the killer I didn't

thought I was from the killer I didn't

mean it to scare you I thought perhaps

mean it to scare you I thought perhaps

it might cause you to head for the skull

it might cause you to head for the skull

and I would follow you to it an

and I would follow you to it an

ill-conceived strategy I apologize again

ill-conceived strategy I apologize again

why didn't you just tell me that you

why didn't you just tell me that you

knew about it because he thinks this is

knew about it because he thinks this is

the contest and he wants to win I think

the contest and he wants to win I think

no such thing oh really you don't

no such thing oh really you don't

remember saying that this could settle

remember saying that this could settle

who has the finest mind for crime in the

who has the finest mind for crime in the

real murders Club if I said that then

real murders Club if I said that then

clearly it's been settled she fell in

clearly it's been settled she fell in

the body she has the more logical

the body she has the more logical

suspect and I never even considered

suspect and I never even considered

Torrance Rideout

Torrance Rideout

you're certain and Rotary Club together

you're certain and Rotary Club together

it was blinded by his good deeds no it

it was blinded by his good deeds no it

turns out that Torrance has an airtight

turns out that Torrance has an airtight

alibi he's not the killer hey perhaps I

alibi he's not the killer hey perhaps I

was in the right path after all my

was in the right path after all my

primary suspect is Bubba ray car carries

primary suspect is Bubba ray car carries

jilted lover that could explain why I

jilted lover that could explain why I

was suddenly so eager to leave town but

was suddenly so eager to leave town but

the killer broke in to look for the

the killer broke in to look for the

skull and brother had a set of keys to

skull and brother had a set of keys to

the house no I doubt it's him do you

the house no I doubt it's him do you

know how disturbing it is that you two

know how disturbing it is that you two

are disappointed Bubba is not a killer

are disappointed Bubba is not a killer

okay don't you think it's time that we

okay don't you think it's time that we

get the skull to win and let her handle

get the skull to win and let her handle

it I have three days I'm going home

she's worried for you I know I do hope

she's worried for you I know I do hope

you solve this and that you'll let me

you solve this and that you'll let me

know if I can help thank you just don't

know if I can help thank you just don't

go breaking into my house again

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are you stalking me funny I was

are you stalking me funny I was

wondering the same thing about you oh I

wondering the same thing about you oh I

don't show up at your office the way

don't show up at your office the way

that you show up in mine to see Sally

that you show up in mine to see Sally

and this morning I see you from my front

and this morning I see you from my front

yard watching me no miss Teagarden

yard watching me no miss Teagarden

there's a stalker here it's you just be

there's a stalker here it's you just be

careful they don't get the wrong idea

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hi John yeah you said you'd be willing

hi John yeah you said you'd be willing

to help me solve my puzzle John hi what

to help me solve my puzzle John hi what

are you doing here

are you doing here

afternoon Sally I'm placing a classified

afternoon Sally I'm placing a classified

ad and ready to sell my golf clubs

ad and ready to sell my golf clubs

you convince her purposely sabotaging

you convince her purposely sabotaging

Mikey

Mikey

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you sent John to my office to spy on my

you sent John to my office to spy on my

boss you don't tell me about it easy

boss you don't tell me about it easy

with the fountain of information as you

with the fountain of information as you

expected you should have at least warned

expected you should have at least warned

me well I wanted to do but I knew you

me well I wanted to do but I knew you

would try to talk me out of it

would try to talk me out of it

I think it's possible Macon is the

I think it's possible Macon is the

killer no he's not he's a nice guy

killer no he's not he's a nice guy

it gave me my job the killer when he

it gave me my job the killer when he

broke in here he ran off in that

broke in here he ran off in that

direction there are only two houses at

direction there are only two houses at

the end of the street before it

the end of the street before it

dead-ends Torrance's house and Macon's

dead-ends Torrance's house and Macon's

house we've already ruled out torrents

house we've already ruled out torrents

that leaves one naked Turner and this is

that leaves one naked Turner and this is

your reason for suspecting him oh

your reason for suspecting him oh

there's also this I was searching the

there's also this I was searching the

court records I found a lawsuit against

court records I found a lawsuit against

the paper for slandering an auto repair

the paper for slandering an auto repair

shop owner with a story about how he

shop owner with a story about how he

cheated his customers but the suit named

cheated his customers but the suit named

Macon in particular and doesn't filed

Macon in particular and doesn't filed

the suit one Bradley Michael Riley

the suit one Bradley Michael Riley

I found the original filing with the

I found the original filing with the

date it was filed two months before Brad

date it was filed two months before Brad

disappeared and Brad disappeared just

disappeared and Brad disappeared just

three days before the case was supposed

three days before the case was supposed

to go to court this is according to your

to go to court this is according to your

Miss Maisie Maisie also said that Macon

Miss Maisie Maisie also said that Macon

was sick was worried that if the paper

was sick was worried that if the paper

lost the suit Macon would lose his job

lost the suit Macon would lose his job

it can't be Macon he clearly had Lois

it can't be Macon he clearly had Lois

the question is how do we know

fancy wow that is so great

fancy wow that is so great

darling your lovely neighbor was just

darling your lovely neighbor was just

issuing invitations to a barbecue in

issuing invitations to a barbecue in

your honor well also in honor of

your honor well also in honor of

dismissed welcome you all to the

dismissed welcome you all to the

neighborhood it's tomorrow then I really

neighborhood it's tomorrow then I really

hope that you and Arthur can come to we

hope that you and Arthur can come to we

will do our best and mrs. Teagarden I

will do our best and mrs. Teagarden I

mean you must come too I mean the more

mean you must come too I mean the more

the merrier I'm sure I'd love to yeah

the merrier I'm sure I'd love to yeah

we'll be there

we'll be there

thank you you're so kind um I just have

thank you you're so kind um I just have

to steal my mother John a lovely

to steal my mother John a lovely

surprise

surprise

more than lovely for me do you have any

more than lovely for me do you have any

idea what you're carrying in that bag

idea what you're carrying in that bag

yes a scholar ice tomb it's a prop from

yes a scholar ice tomb it's a prop from

your ghastly little club but it's too

your ghastly little club but it's too

vulgar I don't want it in my house no

vulgar I don't want it in my house no

it's not a prop that is a real skull

it's not a prop that is a real skull

from the body I found down the street oh

from the body I found down the street oh

oh you you put the remains of a human

oh you you put the remains of a human

head in my spare closet what were you

head in my spare closet what were you

thinking well I was thinking oh don't

thinking well I was thinking oh don't

tell me I don't care all I cares that

tell me I don't care all I cares that

you do the right thing and you take it

you do the right thing and you take it

to the police so amen I'm trying to

to the police so amen I'm trying to

figure out how to do that to get it to

figure out how to do that to get it to

them without getting me and Sally

them without getting me and Sally

arrested

but wait no we can't give it back to

but wait no we can't give it back to

them just yet you can make her do it

them just yet you can make her do it

right you're her mother she doesn't

right you're her mother she doesn't

listen to you mm-hmm

listen to you mm-hmm

we can't give it to them because we're

we can't give it to them because we're

gonna use it as bait to catch a killer

gonna use it as bait to catch a killer

oh wait a minute did you just say that

oh wait a minute did you just say that

you're gonna use that skull as bait to

you're gonna use that skull as bait to

catch a killer yes

catch a killer yes

no do you see what I've been dealing

no do you see what I've been dealing

with how would that work how would we go

with how would that work how would we go

about it well the right outs are

about it well the right outs are

throwing a barbecue tomorrow the whole

throwing a barbecue tomorrow the whole

neighborhood will be that Macon will be

neighborhood will be that Macon will be

there and if we drop hints about finding

there and if we drop hints about finding

the skull his reaction would speak

the skull his reaction would speak

volumes I have never heard such a

volumes I have never heard such a

wretched plot you can't be serious

wretched plot you can't be serious

she's serious of course I'm serious I

she's serious of course I'm serious I

don't understand you I know you don't

don't understand you I know you don't

well I understand her and it's a solid

well I understand her and it's a solid

plan it could work very well or you both

plan it could work very well or you both

could find out how wrong you are about

could find out how wrong you are about

making and I get to be there to see it s

making and I get to be there to see it s

who you're taking to the barbecue well I

who you're taking to the barbecue well I

need to be there as well

need to be there as well

well Marsha just invited my mom you can

well Marsha just invited my mom you can

be her date no no I won't have anything

be her date no no I won't have anything

to do with this at all so not going to

to do with this at all so not going to

tiny bit in fact I'm not going at all

tiny bit in fact I'm not going at all

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Marsha your table looks straight from

Marsha your table looks straight from

the pages of a magazine it really is

the pages of a magazine it really is

gorgeous well there's nothing like

gorgeous well there's nothing like

entertaining to bring out my creative

entertaining to bring out my creative

side mm-hmm

something wrong no just Torrance you

something wrong no just Torrance you

know I asked him to put away his

know I asked him to put away his

softball stuff after practice he just

softball stuff after practice he just

always leaves in the laying around men

always leaves in the laying around men

are such messes am i right oh I can't

are such messes am i right oh I can't

believe I let you talk me into this well

believe I let you talk me into this well

you look like you've used 7/8 yes she's

you look like you've used 7/8 yes she's

just a little upset the doctor put her

just a little upset the doctor put her

on bed rest I'm not due for three more

on bed rest I'm not due for three more

weeks

weeks

she went into false labor last night

she went into false labor last night

hours to the hospital I told you it

hours to the hospital I told you it

wasn't the real thing good night yep I

wasn't the real thing good night yep I

told you she was right yeah we're

told you she was right yeah we're

killing okay

I wanted to talk to you about that

I wanted to talk to you about that

skeleton that you found I've been

skeleton that you found I've been

thinking and what if this entire

thinking and what if this entire

neighborhood was built on an Indian

neighborhood was built on an Indian

burial ground

burial ground

wait that'd be something you should talk

wait that'd be something you should talk

to my mother she knows the history of

to my mother she knows the history of

just about every house in town oh great

just about every house in town oh great

I'll talk to her then hey guys you know

I'll talk to her then hey guys you know

Carrie was just wondering whether this

Carrie was just wondering whether this

subdivision was built on an Indian

subdivision was built on an Indian

burial ground what do you think no I

burial ground what do you think no I

think that would be illegal but how else

think that would be illegal but how else

he explained the body you found yeah I

he explained the body you found yeah I

don't know I also don't know how to

don't know I also don't know how to

explain why it was missing its skull it

explain why it was missing its skull it

was what yeah the skeleton was missing

was what yeah the skeleton was missing

its skull of course I knew that before I

its skull of course I knew that before I

found it yeah well I'm sure the police

found it yeah well I'm sure the police

are handling it yeah I just hope that

are handling it yeah I just hope that

they're focusing on that missing chunk

they're focusing on that missing chunk

in its head it sure looks like murder

in its head it sure looks like murder

that would really be something

that would really be something

especially in this neighborhood wouldn't

especially in this neighborhood wouldn't

it yeah

it yeah

sure would yeah Oh so what we're saying

sure would yeah Oh so what we're saying

about your boss is uh-oh the Mustang

about your boss is uh-oh the Mustang

yeah lots of 302 bars he has all new

yeah lots of 302 bars he has all new

parts coming

parts coming

oh yes please tell us that we can be

oh yes please tell us that we can be

done with this ridiculous farce Scott hi

done with this ridiculous farce Scott hi

I am so glad that you called and I

I am so glad that you called and I

really want to talk to you but I'm kind

really want to talk to you but I'm kind

of in the middle of something right now

of in the middle of something right now

and I have to call you back okay hello

bacon didn't have any significant

bacon didn't have any significant

reaction that I could tell how about you

reaction that I could tell how about you

see I told you there's no way Macon

see I told you there's no way Macon

killed Brad Reilly my husband was killed

killed Brad Reilly my husband was killed

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that was Brad skeleton you found

you pulled my husband body from the

you pulled my husband body from the

ground and I have to find out from my

ground and I have to find out from my

neighbors what kind of police department

neighbors what kind of police department

are you

are you

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you should know the way that you've

you should know the way that you've

handled this is gonna be part of the

handled this is gonna be part of the

story when it was in the paper

let's go you

let's go you

I warned you several times you leave me

I warned you several times you leave me

no choice

no choice

I am charging you with obstruction of

I am charging you with obstruction of

justice all of you idiot real murders

justice all of you idiot real murders

people you certainly got me all of you

people you certainly got me all of you

okay you know what let's just get you to

okay you know what let's just get you to

bed all right it's just one of those

bed all right it's just one of those

stupid Braxton Hicks things probably but

stupid Braxton Hicks things probably but

you should be Restless

you should be Restless

let's go okay you better call your

let's go okay you better call your

lawyer

lawyer

Oh for heaven sake irori you've made me

Oh for heaven sake irori you've made me

a criminal

a criminal

oh how could you put me in this position

oh how could you put me in this position

I'll try and talk to her well who's

I'll try and talk to her well who's

gonna you know this food I'm so sorry I

gonna you know this food I'm so sorry I

I didn't mean for this to happen

I didn't mean for this to happen

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no if you get that to Lynne she might

no if you get that to Lynne she might

really charge you proof to her that I'm

really charge you proof to her that I'm

not one of you murder obsessed people

not one of you murder obsessed people

but she's furious right now we can all

but she's furious right now we can all

find ourselves behind bars before the

find ourselves behind bars before the

day is out and if you're holding on to

day is out and if you're holding on to

it well then maybe you deserve to be

it well then maybe you deserve to be

behind bars

you're right I'll go put it back where

you're right I'll go put it back where

it came from and I'll tell the police

it came from and I'll tell the police

where they can find it right now I

where they can find it right now I

promise

promise

finally talking sense I'm sorry that we

finally talking sense I'm sorry that we

dragged you into this I am I'm sure I

dragged you into this I am I'm sure I

will accept your apology eventually but

will accept your apology eventually but

right now I need to go home and indulge

right now I need to go home and indulge

in some retail therapy

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so you're sure this is outside the area

so you're sure this is outside the area

the police searched positive they didn't

the police searched positive they didn't

go past that perimeter the first thing

go past that perimeter the first thing

tomorrow I'll say I was snooping around

tomorrow I'll say I was snooping around

curious and stumbled onto the skull here

curious and stumbled onto the skull here

yeah they'll probably think an animal

yeah they'll probably think an animal

dug it up so much for the members of the

dug it up so much for the members of the

real murders Club having mines for

real murders Club having mines for

murder

murder

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men just cannot bring themselves to

men just cannot bring themselves to

believe that a woman has the

believe that a woman has the

Constitution to kill when a woman kills

Constitution to kill when a woman kills

it's almost always friends or relatives

it's almost always friends or relatives

well you should know we consider

well you should know we consider

everybody in our little neighborhood our

everybody in our little neighborhood our

friends a woman's dark side is often

friends a woman's dark side is often

underestimated never underestimate a

underestimated never underestimate a

woman

woman

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nobody ever suspects the woman Oh James

nobody ever suspects the woman Oh James

you are so rate hello Sally it's me I

you are so rate hello Sally it's me I

finally figured it out

finally figured it out

I know who killed Brad Reilly you need

I know who killed Brad Reilly you need

to stay in the house you killed Brad

to stay in the house you killed Brad

Reilly not on purpose

Reilly not on purpose

I just was trying to make a point with

I just was trying to make a point with

this bat here for him to leave me alone

this bat here for him to leave me alone

just cuz you dirt with the fellow

just cuz you dirt with the fellow

doesn't mean he can take liberties it

doesn't mean he can take liberties it

was self-defense really but you didn't

was self-defense really but you didn't

call the police well I didn't know he

call the police well I didn't know he

was dead I mean not at first I just

was dead I mean not at first I just

thought that eventually he was gonna get

thought that eventually he was gonna get

up and crawl out with his tail between

up and crawl out with his tail between

his legs but he never got up and it just

his legs but he never got up and it just

seemed too late to call he was on the

seemed too late to call he was on the

kitchen floor when I got home the next

kitchen floor when I got home the next

day what was I supposed to do let my

day what was I supposed to do let my

sweet sugar get dragged off in handcuffs

sweet sugar get dragged off in handcuffs

it was my fault for not being there to

it was my fault for not being there to

protect her so you burned his clothes

protect her so you burned his clothes

and buried him middle of the night and

and buried him middle of the night and

of the sidewalk seem right to burying

of the sidewalk seem right to burying

was close to his own house as possible

was close to his own house as possible

oh my gosh but I started having these

oh my gosh but I started having these

nightmares his ghost walking up and down

nightmares his ghost walking up and down

the street I thought about moving him

the street I thought about moving him

but when I went to dig him up

but when I went to dig him up

the skull was nothing I figured somebody

the skull was nothing I figured somebody

in the neighborhood had to have it which

in the neighborhood had to have it which

I thought was silly I mean all that

I thought was silly I mean all that

breaking into houses Torrance wasn't

breaking into houses Torrance wasn't

nice I was right wasn't I Jane had it he

nice I was right wasn't I Jane had it he

didn't suspect Jane for us but he broke

didn't suspect Jane for us but he broke

in here last week I didn't think it

in here last week I didn't think it

would hurt to take a look but I didn't

would hurt to take a look but I didn't

find it never would have guessed until

find it never would have guessed until

today that you had which is such a shame

today that you had which is such a shame

because he would have made such

because he would have made such

nice neighbor though I can still be a

nice neighbor though I can still be a

nice neighbor if you really hit Brad

nice neighbor if you really hit Brad

Reilly in self-defense no it's too late

Reilly in self-defense no it's too late

to go down that road again I mean even

to go down that road again I mean even

if I didn't go to jail Torrance would

if I didn't go to jail Torrance would

for burying the body and I'm not gonna

for burying the body and I'm not gonna

let Torrance go to jail for protecting

let Torrance go to jail for protecting

me of course you weren't sugar

that's what are you gonna bash me in the

that's what are you gonna bash me in the

head with the bat too oh my gosh of

head with the bat too oh my gosh of

course not I would never do that

course not I would never do that

no Torrance said he was gonna take care

no Torrance said he was gonna take care

of it don't know if I want to use the

of it don't know if I want to use the

bat remember how much blood had left on

bat remember how much blood had left on

the kitchen floor I'd rather just throw

the kitchen floor I'd rather just throw

on the tub and drown her get your damn

on the tub and drown her get your damn

hands in the air

hands in the air

do it drop the bag get your hands in the

do it drop the bag get your hands in the

air both of you oh I've never been so

air both of you oh I've never been so

happy to see anyone

happy to see anyone

how'd you know your friends Sally called

how'd you know your friends Sally called

9-1-1 I heard her a dispatcher on my

9-1-1 I heard her a dispatcher on my

scanner two minutes away

it scares them in French will you move

it scares them in French will you move

faster I am pregnant now you bury cranky

faster I am pregnant now you bury cranky

oh well at least we both go to Luzon

oh well at least we both go to Luzon

together are you going into labor I

together are you going into labor I

think you should take this yeah I think

think you should take this yeah I think

you need to go to the hospital no time

you need to go to the hospital no time

baby's coming now where is she where's

baby's coming now where is she where's

Lin where's my wife

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you saved my life I'm not naming this

you saved my life I'm not naming this

kid after you come meet your daughter

kid after you come meet your daughter

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though even the police have acknowledged

though even the police have acknowledged

that murder Brad Riley they never have

that murder Brad Riley they never have

been discovered let alone solved without

been discovered let alone solved without

her so it is with a mixture of immense

her so it is with a mixture of immense

pride and more than a little Envy that I

pride and more than a little Envy that I

turn over the office of president of the

turn over the office of president of the

real murders Club to miss Aurora

real murders Club to miss Aurora

Teagarden

Teagarden

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oh whoa you did good even with me

oh whoa you did good even with me

fighting you every step of the way

fighting you every step of the way

don't you just know that Jane's up there

don't you just know that Jane's up there

smiling down from a window seat in

smiling down from a window seat in

heaven

heaven

hmm I'm sorry excuse me one sec

hmm I'm sorry excuse me one sec

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so happy to see you you seem to be

so happy to see you you seem to be

dating a woman no the hidden depths I

dating a woman no the hidden depths I

wonder what other surprises you might

wonder what other surprises you might

have missed

have missed

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Aurora oh well I suppose congratulations

Aurora oh well I suppose congratulations

are in order

are in order

Madam President hey although I still

Madam President hey although I still

think that this is not an appropriate

think that this is not an appropriate

activity for you I mean you could have

activity for you I mean you could have

been killed

been killed

I'm sorry that I worried you but it's a

I'm sorry that I worried you but it's a

lovely dress and it's so flattering that

lovely dress and it's so flattering that

was making he just assigned me my first

was making he just assigned me my first

heard news case ha we are making

heard news case ha we are making

progress Sally

progress Sally

making progress

making progress

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