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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:10,862 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,892 Demonic voice: I am Satan, 3 00:00:33,919 --> 00:00:35,965 King of all that is evil. 4 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,853 Man: In the name of God almighty, 5 00:00:37,891 --> 00:00:39,906 I cast ye back to hell! 6 00:00:39,934 --> 00:00:42,275 I command thy putrid spirit 7 00:00:42,305 --> 00:00:44,865 Be banished from this child's soul. 8 00:00:44,894 --> 00:00:46,786 Never! The girl is mine! 9 00:00:46,824 --> 00:00:48,456 Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine... 10 00:00:48,485 --> 00:00:50,951 Don't you stick your tongue out at me! 11 00:00:50,978 --> 00:00:53,319 Aw, I'll do what I damn well please. 12 00:00:53,349 --> 00:00:54,759 Stop your cursing! 13 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,680 Make me, slime ball. 14 00:00:56,709 --> 00:00:58,442 I am a priest! 15 00:00:58,471 --> 00:00:59,913 Oh, pardon me... 16 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:02,158 Your reverend and holy slime ball. 17 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,201 How about these, pops? 18 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,763 I command you, close your blouse! 19 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:08,559 Watch this, bud. 20 00:01:08,587 --> 00:01:11,436 Put down that crucifix! 21 00:01:11,473 --> 00:01:14,612 Ohh, I love it! 22 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:17,654 Stop it! I command you! 23 00:01:17,682 --> 00:01:19,283 Be gone, Satan! 24 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:22,451 Be gone, demon! 25 00:01:22,481 --> 00:01:23,930 [Wind blowing] 26 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,010 Satan: No! 27 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:30,299 Child, crying: Mother! Mother! 28 00:01:30,328 --> 00:01:32,574 Mother! 29 00:01:32,602 --> 00:01:35,000 Father, is it all over? 30 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,893 Is Nancy all right? 31 00:01:40,288 --> 00:01:41,657 Bless you. 32 00:01:41,697 --> 00:01:43,581 Father, how can I possibly thank you? 33 00:01:43,618 --> 00:01:45,469 [Heart beating] 34 00:01:53,222 --> 00:01:54,538 Satan: Mayii? 35 00:01:54,538 --> 00:01:55,744 Aah! 36 00:01:57,187 --> 00:01:58,115 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 37 00:01:58,154 --> 00:02:00,486 Aah! Ha ha ha! 38 00:02:00,514 --> 00:02:01,964 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 39 00:02:01,993 --> 00:02:04,584 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 40 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:06,128 Ew! Ooh! 41 00:02:06,157 --> 00:02:07,528 Ooh, ooh! Aah! 42 00:02:07,566 --> 00:02:08,528 Aah! 43 00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:09,966 [Groans] 44 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:16,048 Ooh. 45 00:02:19,668 --> 00:02:22,518 Satan: I'll be back! 46 00:02:22,545 --> 00:02:24,561 Ooh! 47 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:26,488 Oh, shit. 48 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:27,890 [Sighs] 49 00:02:29,723 --> 00:02:31,700 Ooh. 50 00:02:41,398 --> 00:02:44,286 * I was minding my business 51 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:45,565 * when the devil walked in on me * 52 00:02:45,602 --> 00:02:47,003 * oh, no 53 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,096 * waving his hands said 54 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,892 * "come on, just follow me" 55 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,811 * so I, I looked him in the eye * 56 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:53,182 * and I showed him to the door * 57 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:54,374 * oh, no 58 00:02:54,401 --> 00:02:55,810 * and I told him to get lost * 59 00:02:55,838 --> 00:02:57,413 * 'cause I've been there once before * 60 00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:00,318 * don't want to be re-re-re-repossessed * 61 00:03:02,153 --> 00:03:04,418 * re-re-re-repossessed 62 00:03:05,995 --> 00:03:08,237 * re-re-re-repossessed 63 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,595 * re-re-re-repossessed 64 00:03:17,928 --> 00:03:20,624 * now I've... I've been invited 65 00:03:20,653 --> 00:03:23,022 * to the neverland called hell * 66 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:24,463 * it's much too warm for me 67 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,384 * don't like the heat that well * 68 00:03:26,422 --> 00:03:28,173 * and I looked fear in the face * 69 00:03:28,211 --> 00:03:30,902 * so many times before 70 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:33,914 * and that's why I'm so fast to show him to the door * 71 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:36,475 * don't want to be re-re-re-repossessed * 72 00:03:36,505 --> 00:03:38,874 * get on out... Get on out of the door * 73 00:03:38,904 --> 00:03:40,632 * re-re-re-repossessed 74 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:42,232 * get on out... Get on out of the door * 75 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:45,245 * re-re-re-repossessed 76 00:03:45,274 --> 00:03:46,684 * oh, no 77 00:03:46,711 --> 00:03:48,248 * uh-oh 78 00:03:51,384 --> 00:03:54,236 * get on out... Get on out of the door * 79 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,289 * re-re-re-repossessed 80 00:04:21,650 --> 00:04:23,470 Priest, German accent: Uh, Adams? 81 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,462 Here. 82 00:04:24,499 --> 00:04:25,610 Blaine? 83 00:04:25,648 --> 00:04:26,515 Yes, father. 84 00:04:26,543 --> 00:04:27,504 Grigsby? 85 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:28,720 Here, father. 86 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:32,404 The mormon tabernacle choir? 87 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:34,036 * here 88 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:39,802 Good day to you. I am father mayii. 89 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:43,287 And I would like to welcome you to the seminar. 90 00:04:43,315 --> 00:04:45,302 I am here to discuss an incident in my life 91 00:04:45,336 --> 00:04:47,421 That first destroyed, 92 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:53,658 And then renewed my belief in divine intervention. 93 00:04:53,698 --> 00:04:58,466 17 years ago, a young girl was a victim of an episode 94 00:04:58,495 --> 00:05:01,316 Of demonic possession, 95 00:05:01,345 --> 00:05:04,127 And I was called in to rescue her soul. 96 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:08,166 Now, that battle left me broken physically, 97 00:05:08,196 --> 00:05:09,220 And mentally... 98 00:05:11,235 --> 00:05:12,771 But recently, 99 00:05:12,802 --> 00:05:14,731 My faith has been renewed. 100 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:18,538 And I believe that even the most cynical among you here 101 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:21,322 Will... Find... 102 00:05:21,351 --> 00:05:23,306 This story... 103 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:25,130 Inspiring. 104 00:05:27,376 --> 00:05:29,773 Young lady, would you pull down your dress? 105 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,020 Sure. 106 00:05:33,008 --> 00:05:34,092 Up! 107 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:35,790 Ooh. 108 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,503 Mayii: I had long since lost track 109 00:05:44,531 --> 00:05:46,392 Of the child Nancy. 110 00:05:46,421 --> 00:05:49,338 She had grown to womanhood and got married, 111 00:05:49,368 --> 00:05:51,219 And had settled down with her husband 112 00:05:51,259 --> 00:05:53,298 And 2 lovely children, 113 00:05:53,338 --> 00:05:55,421 In a picturesque neighborhood 114 00:05:55,449 --> 00:05:58,107 With playful children and picket fences, 115 00:05:58,135 --> 00:05:59,710 And lots of caucasians. 116 00:05:59,739 --> 00:06:00,797 Ah-choo! 117 00:06:02,464 --> 00:06:03,587 TV announcer: So, for the fifth time, 118 00:06:03,615 --> 00:06:04,640 This charity match 119 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,685 Between the pro hockey all-stars, 120 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:07,876 And Peggy hamill's pals on ice 121 00:06:07,904 --> 00:06:09,469 Has turned ugly, Dan. 122 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:11,110 Dan: Yeah, and it was rusty the rooster 123 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,483 Who started it all with his... 124 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:13,632 [In a British accent] For another episode 125 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:15,238 Of bride's head revisited... 126 00:06:15,265 --> 00:06:16,386 At last... 127 00:06:16,423 --> 00:06:19,237 My dear, sweet, loving bride! 128 00:06:19,265 --> 00:06:21,254 Oh, my darling! 129 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,787 Ok, kids, dinner's almost ready! 130 00:06:22,825 --> 00:06:23,909 Turn off the TV! 131 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,550 What are we having? 132 00:06:25,578 --> 00:06:27,716 Oh, your favorite... Prime ribs, sweet potatoes, 133 00:06:27,756 --> 00:06:30,924 Green beans... And split pea soup. 134 00:06:30,953 --> 00:06:33,457 [Dramatic drum beats] 135 00:06:35,376 --> 00:06:36,689 Not again! Oh, mom! 136 (75) 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:38,159 Both: I hate split pea soup! 137 00:06:38,185 --> 00:06:39,211 You know we hate it. 138 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,883 Mom, we hate it! 139 00:06:40,912 --> 00:06:42,679 I said they were lovely children. 140 00:06:42,679 --> 00:06:46,130 At this point, they had not taken acting lessons. 141 (80) 00:06:46,159 --> 00:06:48,722 Really, mom, I want to change my name. 142 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,965 All my girlfriends think it's dorky. 143 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,010 Oh, honey, but frieda is such a nice name. 144 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:56,668 Not my first name. My last name... aglet. 145 00:06:56,697 --> 00:06:59,767 Come on! What's it mean, anyway? 146 00:06:59,805 --> 00:07:02,039 Well, frieda, in the old days, 147 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:04,382 Aglet meant he who puts those tiny plastic things 148 00:07:04,409 --> 00:07:06,013 On the end of shoelaces. 149 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,246 See, back then, a man's name was the same as his occupation. 150 00:07:09,274 --> 00:07:10,945 Oh, like a man named Fred carpenter 151 00:07:10,974 --> 00:07:11,905 Would build houses? 152 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,055 Mm-hmm. 153 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,497 Or a Thomas Baker made bread? 154 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,549 Exactly. 155 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:16,991 So, what did John hancock do? 156 00:07:18,628 --> 00:07:21,288 Well, there were some exceptions. 157 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:22,659 TV: * clap on [Clap, clap] 158 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:24,579 * clap off [Clap clap] 159 00:07:24,616 --> 00:07:26,344 * clap on, clap off * 160 00:07:26,374 --> 00:07:27,590 * the clapper [Clap clap] 161 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:34,249 Announcer: Here's Ernest and Fanny rae weller. 162 00:07:42,514 --> 00:07:44,692 Hey, bless you! 163 00:07:44,719 --> 00:07:48,460 God bless you! 164 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:52,559 Welcome to Ernest and Fanny's miracle hour. 165 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,161 I am Ernest... 166 00:07:54,198 --> 00:07:55,793 And I'm Fanny. 167 00:07:55,831 --> 00:07:57,943 Oh, and you all know little foo-foo. 168 00:07:57,972 --> 00:08:00,186 All: Hi, foo-foo! 169 00:08:00,215 --> 00:08:03,639 Oh, foo-foo says, "God bless you, everyone." 170 00:08:03,669 --> 00:08:04,600 Ha ha ha ha. 171 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:08,735 We have a terrific line-up of inspiration 172 00:08:08,763 --> 00:08:10,847 For you on this program. 173 (108) 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:13,406 As usual, we'll be reading some passages 174 00:08:13,435 --> 00:08:14,561 From the good book. 175 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,578 And just possibly, we will heal 176 00:08:16,606 --> 00:08:18,821 Some of our sickly, and/or... 177 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:20,259 Crippled followers. 178 00:08:20,287 --> 00:08:22,275 And you know, Ernest, 179 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:25,096 Foo-foo just loves when you heal people. 180 (111) 00:08:25,123 --> 00:08:26,917 Foo-foo is a good dog. 181 00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:28,837 Arf ! Why, you little shit! ********************************** 182 00:08:28,865 --> 00:08:31,849 [All gasp] Zu. Shih-tzu. 183 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,154 All: Ahh. 184 00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:34,276 Boy: I don't want to watch this! 185 00:08:34,308 --> 00:08:35,594 No, way! 186 00:08:35,621 --> 00:08:37,703 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Come on, now. 187 00:08:37,732 --> 00:08:39,432 Ok, ok. I'll change it. 188 00:08:39,468 --> 00:08:41,320 Ernest: Why, you little foo-foo. 189 00:08:41,359 --> 00:08:42,346 [Remote control clicking] 190 00:08:42,378 --> 00:08:44,268 That's strange. 191 00:08:44,304 --> 00:08:45,226 I don't know... 192 00:08:45,265 --> 00:08:47,020 Maybe the batteries are dead. 193 00:08:47,058 --> 00:08:49,870 I'll change it myself. 194 00:08:49,909 --> 00:08:52,077 Ernest: We're going to defeat the mightiest evil of all... 195 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,352 The devil himself! 196 00:08:54,389 --> 00:08:58,708 Never forget that Satan constantly surrounds us, 197 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:00,626 With but one goal in mind... 198 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,450 To steal your soul! 199 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:14,136 [Yelling] 200 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:27,328 Nancy: Silence! 201 00:09:27,357 --> 00:09:28,961 [In an eerie voice] One more word 202 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:31,109 Out of you little sacks of shit, 203 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,894 And there'll be no more TV for you tonight! 204 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,562 [Groans] 205 00:09:35,562 --> 00:09:37,605 Ha ha ha ha! 206 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:40,839 Ahh... 207 00:09:43,044 --> 00:09:45,703 Oh! Uhh! Uhh... 208 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:49,419 Oh! Oh, kids, I'm so sorry! 209 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,115 I don't know what came over me! 210 00:09:51,153 --> 00:09:52,017 Oh! 211 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:55,153 20 bucks says it's p.M.S. 212 00:09:55,182 --> 00:09:56,977 [Nancy screams] 213 00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,926 Make it stop! Make it stop! 214 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,202 Aah! Make it stop! 215 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,678 Aah! Make it stop! 216 00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:04,788 [Screaming] 217 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:08,883 [Crying] 218 00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:14,999 I hate that control. 219 00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,903 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 220 00:10:18,942 --> 00:10:20,738 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 221 00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:22,202 I should've ducked. 222 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:25,119 You have this thing checked out 223 00:10:25,147 --> 00:10:26,849 By Dr. hackett tomorrow, ok? 224 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,121 [Squish] 225 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:33,190 [Hisses] 226 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:34,659 [Growls] 227 00:10:34,688 --> 00:10:38,151 Yep. Definitely p.M.S. 228 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:43,081 I had no idea that Satan had entered Nancy's body. 229 00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:46,441 And seized her soul once again. 230 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,880 As a matter of fact, at that time, 231 00:10:47,907 --> 00:10:51,085 I was so burned-out... As they say in California... 232 00:10:51,113 --> 00:10:54,825 I couldn't find my butt with both my hands. 233 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:57,004 I took a sabbatical, and I traveled. 234 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,345 But no matter where I went, 235 00:10:59,374 --> 00:11:01,457 The memory of that awful night 236 00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:02,676 Kept haunting me. 237 00:11:02,706 --> 00:11:05,169 [Groaning] 238 00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:11,859 Oh, honey, I forgot to grab my purse. 239 00:11:11,898 --> 00:11:12,979 Let's go back. 240 00:11:13,009 --> 00:11:13,912 All right. 241 00:11:16,856 --> 00:11:17,776 [Bang] 242 00:11:39,847 --> 00:11:42,755 Ha ha. Here? Now? 243 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:44,327 [Giggling] 244 00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:51,524 Oh, excuse me. Are you getting off? 245 00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:57,838 P.A.: Dr. fingers, please report to proctology. 246 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,113 Dr. fingers... 247 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,140 Oh, doctor... Dr. hackett? 248 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,799 Uh, no. I'm not a doctor. 249 00:12:02,828 --> 00:12:04,526 But I do play one on television. 250 00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:07,501 That's why I recommend new buffer caps 251 00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,036 For fast-acting, long relief. 252 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:12,279 You're lucky, Rick. Not many amputees 253 00:12:12,308 --> 00:12:14,638 Are fortunate enough to receive a transplanted arm. 254 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:16,405 I know, but it's too bad that wrestler 255 00:12:16,432 --> 00:12:17,649 Had to die for me to get it. 256 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,571 Man, Chinese accent: Call for Dr. hackett! 257 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:20,952 Uh-oh. Got to go. 258 00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,009 See you in rehab. 259 00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:23,420 Sure doc. Uhh! 260 00:12:23,449 --> 00:12:25,299 [Grunting] 261 00:12:30,174 --> 00:12:31,610 Oh, hello, Dr. hackett. 262 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,819 Hello, Nancy. Long time, no see. 263 00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:36,379 So, uh, what seems to be your problem? 264 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:39,231 Something came over me last night. 265 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:43,163 I just felt such... Incredible anger. 266 00:12:43,203 --> 00:12:44,929 Then, suddenly, I vomited on my family. 267 00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:47,425 Hmm. 268 00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:48,806 Smooth or chunky? 269 00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:50,565 Uh, smooth. 270 00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:52,518 Oh, doctor, what could it be? 271 00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,659 Possibly the flu. I just had 272 00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:56,588 A couple of cases of it come in today. 273 00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:57,989 I must admit that hospitals 274 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,620 Have always frightened me. 275 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,607 Nancy, relax. Relax. 276 00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:08,076 Hmm... 277 00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,266 Hmm... 278 00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:16,181 Hmm... 279 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,198 So, what's wrong with me? 280 00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:21,555 Well, in a nutshell, I took a survey 281 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,994 Of all the doctors gathered here. 282 00:13:23,023 --> 00:13:24,597 When I tallied their opinions, 283 00:13:24,624 --> 00:13:26,073 The survey said... 284 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,349 All, applauding: Good answer! 285 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,472 Good answer! 286 00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:31,188 Good answer! 287 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,518 Oh, dear lord, why? 288 00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:38,201 I mean, after my exorcism, I-I've strived to lead 289 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:41,246 A good, clean, decent life. 290 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:44,123 I haven't done anything morally wrong. 291 00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:47,842 Oh, except watch that rob lowe video. 292 00:13:47,872 --> 00:13:49,380 Just give me a sign. 293 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,355 [Cuckoo cuckoo] 294 00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:55,234 [Cuckoo cuckoo] 295 00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:56,385 [Cuckoo cuckoo] 296 00:13:57,861 --> 00:13:59,465 [Car screeching] 297 00:13:59,495 --> 00:14:01,000 [Thud and screaming] 298 00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:02,853 * hallelujah 299 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,511 Oh, that's it! 300 00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:07,822 * hallelujah 301 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:11,497 Mayii: Nancy reached out for the guidance of God. 302 00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:13,741 She discovered that she was not the only one 303 00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:15,468 Walking the streets in search of the path 304 00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:17,427 Of penitence and truth. 305 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:20,304 God comforts even the lowliest of them, 306 00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:23,414 Even though they lack any shred of intelligence. 307 00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:25,076 The name's north, ma'am. 308 00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:26,839 I have a reservation. 309 00:14:26,869 --> 00:14:29,074 Let's see... Uh, yes. Mr. north. 310 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,552 How long has it been 311 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,472 Since your last confession? 312 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,556 [Whispering] 313 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,664 I don't recall, counsel. 314 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:37,816 Ok, uh, please follow me. 315 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:42,365 It was here she met father Luke brophy... 316 00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:44,543 A dedicated young priest. 317 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:47,037 He who gives of himself 318 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,761 To someone other than himself 319 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:52,669 Will find that he shall receive 320 00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,943 From that someone... 321 00:14:54,982 --> 00:14:57,603 Something that... that... 322 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:01,216 Someone other than he... 323 00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:02,534 Uh... Wait, um... 324 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:04,779 Ok, he... 325 00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:08,358 Shall receive that which he gave. 326 00:15:08,394 --> 00:15:10,892 Of himself, which, 327 00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,398 Uh... [stammers] 328 00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:15,340 I said he was dedicated. 329 00:15:15,369 --> 00:15:18,096 I did not say he was articulate. 330 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,783 Look, just be good to each other. 331 00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:21,330 All: Ohh! 332 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,828 With that in mind, 333 00:15:22,866 --> 00:15:24,620 I will now ask our ushers 334 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,539 To please pass around the donation basket. 335 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,762 Our church thanks you. 336 00:15:27,789 --> 00:15:31,374 Mayii: Father brophy was a man of integrity. 337 00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:33,620 A man dedicated to his beliefs. 338 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:37,270 A man about 5' 10" in his stocking feet. 339 00:15:37,295 --> 00:15:38,938 It was father Luke 340 00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:40,830 Who would make me once again come face-to-face 341 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,500 With my nightmares, and would introduce me 342 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,997 To some very interesting Armenian food. 343 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:49,473 As a matter of fact, it was at the dinner table 344 00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:52,707 That he heard his brother say, "Luke..." 345 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,048 Always wipe the rim." 346 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,176 [Knocking on door] 347 00:16:09,508 --> 00:16:10,560 Sister brothers... 348 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,012 Excuse me, father. 349 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,768 While tallying the donations, 350 00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:15,242 I came upon this note 351 00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:16,645 With your name written on it. 352 00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:17,702 Thank you. 353 00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:22,384 Student: Father mayii? 354 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,342 Yes, yes? 355 00:16:23,371 --> 00:16:25,002 Is it true that priests and nuns 356 00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,671 Have orgies in the Vatican? 357 00:16:26,699 --> 00:16:27,345 What? 358 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,976 Father Luke suffered from the burden of self-doubt, 359 00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:35,415 Always questioning himself. 360 00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:38,389 Was he good enough to be a priest? 361 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:39,856 Should he have been a rabbi instead? 362 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,292 After all, they do have Sundays off. 363 00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:44,635 And the question that nagged him the most... 364 00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:48,118 Why weren't there any Japanese players in the nba? 365 00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:50,133 Was it the hand of the almighty 366 00:16:50,173 --> 00:16:52,020 That drew Luke to the phone that night? 367 00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:53,941 [Ringing] 368 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:55,584 Or had he just forgotten 369 00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:57,474 To leave his answering machine on again? 370 00:16:57,501 --> 00:16:58,776 Hello? 371 00:16:58,815 --> 00:17:01,502 Father brophy? Hi. This is Nancy aglet. 372 00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:02,913 I'm the one that left you that note today. 373 00:17:02,943 --> 00:17:04,707 That's so strange. 374 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:06,147 I was just about to phone you. 375 00:17:06,176 --> 00:17:07,423 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 376 00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:09,344 I looked your name up in the phone book. 377 00:17:09,384 --> 00:17:10,434 That's ok. Now, what's this 378 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,038 About your having a religious problem? 379 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,151 [Sighs] 380 00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:14,437 Honey... 381 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,355 Oh, sorry. Have you seen my nose hair clippers? 382 00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:18,217 Um, they're in the, uh, cabinet. 383 00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:23,082 Listen, I really can't talk about this over the phone. 384 00:17:23,112 --> 00:17:25,001 Is it possible you could come over tonight, 385 00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:26,535 So we could speak privately? 386 00:17:26,573 --> 00:17:29,099 Uh, well, you see, it's my, uh... 387 00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:31,535 Please, father. It's very, very serious. 388 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:33,329 Sure. Where do you live? 389 00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:37,331 I live at 733 sex drive. 390 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,757 Thank you. Good-bye. 391 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:40,660 Good-bye. 392 00:17:48,565 --> 00:17:49,496 Hey, let's play 393 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:51,473 With the mystic spirit board, ok? 394 00:17:51,512 --> 00:17:52,886 [Doorbell rings] 395 00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:54,102 Enter, please. 396 00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,214 Well, welcome, father. 397 00:18:00,254 --> 00:18:01,020 I'm Braydon aglet. 398 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,338 Hello. 399 00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:03,774 And these are my children ned and frieda. 400 00:18:03,803 --> 00:18:04,993 Hi. Ned: Hi. 401 00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:06,335 Come on, dad, let's play! 402 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,573 Come on, dad, please, let's play. 403 00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:10,011 In a second. 404 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,460 Nancy said you'd be dropping by. 405 00:18:11,488 --> 00:18:12,706 Something about her doing some work 406 00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:13,888 With the church? 407 00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,326 Uh, something like that, yes. 408 00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,700 What should we ask it first, dad? 409 00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:20,105 Oh, well, uh... Well, there's something 410 00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:22,026 I've always wanted to ask. 411 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,590 Will Ted Kennedy ever become president? 412 00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:24,549 [Whooshing] 413 00:18:34,152 --> 00:18:36,944 Ho ho ho! I guess not, eh, kids? 414 00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:38,672 [Demonic voice] Braydon, I thought we'd spoken 415 00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:40,369 About using that thing in this house. 416 00:18:40,397 --> 00:18:43,126 I never want to see that thing in this house again! 417 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:49,783 Ohh! Oh, I'm so sorry! 418 00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:50,896 Ohh... 419 00:18:50,936 --> 00:18:54,034 Father, maybe we could... 420 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:56,115 Go in the other room and speak privately? 421 00:18:56,153 --> 00:18:57,143 Sure. 422 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:00,979 It was... it was very nice meeting you. 423 00:19:08,475 --> 00:19:10,200 I-I assume you don't want your family 424 00:19:10,239 --> 00:19:11,162 Knowing about this. 425 00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:11,842 No, I don't. 426 00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:15,327 No one knows what happened to me in my past. 427 00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:17,668 And what I believe is happening to me now. 428 00:19:17,695 --> 00:19:19,268 Ok, and what exactly is that? 429 00:19:21,282 --> 00:19:23,874 I believe I'm being possessed by the devil. 430 00:19:23,911 --> 00:19:25,766 The devil? 431 00:19:27,972 --> 00:19:30,217 Mrs. aglet, are you under any kind 432 00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:32,396 Of psychiatric care at all? 433 00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:35,012 I once gave my word never to show anyone 434 00:19:35,052 --> 00:19:36,395 What you are about to see. 435 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,006 High school debating champion? 436 00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:58,514 Papal seal of possession? 437 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,813 Signed by the pope. 438 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,333 Mrs... 439 00:20:07,703 --> 00:20:09,115 Mrs. aglet, I apologize, 440 00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:10,966 But I guess I've always felt 441 00:20:11,006 --> 00:20:13,090 That these stories of demonic possession 442 00:20:13,117 --> 00:20:15,294 Were nothing more than religious folklore. 443 00:20:17,311 --> 00:20:19,361 Why did you call me? Why didn't you contact 444 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,444 The exorcist... father magi? 445 00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:22,595 Mayii. Father Jedediah mayii. 446 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,174 Well, they say he retired from the church 447 00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:29,217 Right after my exorcism. 448 00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:31,971 What makes you think that you're being possessed again? 449 00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:36,931 Satan's spirit flew right out of my TV set 450 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,888 And into my soul. 451 00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:41,930 Ok... 452 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,657 Oh, no, I know it sounds crazy, 453 00:20:43,685 --> 00:20:46,383 But it must be true. 454 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,399 Father, please help me. 455 00:20:48,425 --> 00:20:50,892 Please! 456 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,810 I'll do whatever I can. 457 00:20:52,849 --> 00:20:54,701 Here... 458 00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:55,986 Take this. 459 00:20:56,014 --> 00:20:57,551 It might help. 460 00:21:04,537 --> 00:21:06,868 [Growling] 461 00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:11,224 Uh, I, uh... 462 00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,911 I got to go now, ok? 463 00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:16,310 You're not going anywhere, scuzzball! 464 00:21:16,347 --> 00:21:18,200 [Growls] 465 00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:20,610 Ah ha ha ha ha! 466 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:24,609 [Growls] 467 00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:27,038 Ha ha ha ha! 468 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,367 This blood is mine! 469 00:21:30,403 --> 00:21:32,517 Do you understand? The blood is mine! 470 00:21:32,546 --> 00:21:35,395 Dad! Mom's humping the priest! 471 00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:36,422 Die! Die! 472 00:21:36,451 --> 00:21:38,338 Holy... 473 00:21:38,378 --> 00:21:39,364 Honey... 474 00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:41,834 Die, you slug! 475 00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:43,174 Die! 476 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:45,930 [In a high voice] Here's the, uh, camera, 477 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,656 And the cassette recorder that you asked for. 478 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:49,807 Thank you. 479 00:21:49,835 --> 00:21:51,406 Father, what's going on here? 480 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,961 I mean, we just had to tie my wife down to the bed. 481 00:21:53,998 --> 00:21:56,561 I've never done anything like that before in my life. 482 00:21:56,590 --> 00:21:58,124 Well, except that one time 483 00:21:58,162 --> 00:21:59,536 When the kids were away at camp. 484 00:21:59,564 --> 00:22:00,975 Mr. aglet... 485 00:22:01,012 --> 00:22:02,454 I don't know what's wrong with your wife, 486 00:22:02,482 --> 00:22:03,440 But I'll certainly do all I can 487 00:22:03,471 --> 00:22:04,725 To find out. 488 00:22:17,977 --> 00:22:19,830 [Suspenseful music playing] 489 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:34,079 [Turns music off] 490 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:38,817 Hello, Nancy. 491 00:22:44,258 --> 00:22:45,803 I must say, you certainly don't look 492 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,750 Anything like you did a few minutes ago. 493 00:22:47,779 --> 00:22:49,383 [Demonic voice] I am the devil! 494 00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:53,191 Well... 495 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:55,110 I guess that means that you and I have gone 496 00:22:55,149 --> 00:22:57,163 From being friends to being enemies. 497 00:22:57,191 --> 00:23:00,138 I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine. 498 00:23:00,176 --> 00:23:02,066 Maybe... 499 00:23:05,396 --> 00:23:08,246 However, you are but one being. 500 00:23:08,274 --> 00:23:12,440 I represent the belief of far more people. 501 00:23:12,469 --> 00:23:14,164 Did you know that the Christian religion 502 00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:16,181 Has over a billion followers? 503 00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:19,252 Big deal. So does the wheel of fortune. 504 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:22,938 So, don't try to impress me with numbers. 505 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,850 I hate all forms of religion. 506 00:23:25,879 --> 00:23:28,895 And I hate all who do not bow in my presence, 507 00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:30,976 No matter if they call themselves a baptist, 508 00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:32,511 A protestant, a catholic, or a Jew! 509 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,306 Oh, God bless you. 510 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:35,392 Silence! 511 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:38,049 Watch yourself, boy. 512 00:23:38,076 --> 00:23:40,416 The last collar jockey who screwed with me 513 00:23:40,448 --> 00:23:42,816 Ended up with a dislocated shoulder. 514 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,679 You can't frighten me. 515 00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:48,679 They found it in Baltimore. 516 00:23:50,571 --> 00:23:51,875 By the way... 517 00:23:51,913 --> 00:23:53,707 How would you like a little souvenir 518 00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:55,558 From my last conquest? 519 00:23:57,544 --> 00:23:59,982 Father brophy, 520 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,643 Meet father mayii. 521 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:03,947 I never thought that looked like me. I-i... 522 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,385 Does that look like me? 523 00:24:05,424 --> 00:24:07,917 I think it looks more like Phil donahue. 524 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,031 You silly, weak fool! 525 00:24:10,068 --> 00:24:11,793 Putting so much faith 526 00:24:11,822 --> 00:24:14,000 In a God you've never even seen before. 527 00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:15,154 I don't need to see him, 528 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:17,042 For the Bible says that God created man 529 00:24:17,071 --> 00:24:18,289 In his own image. 530 00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:19,920 Oh, yeah. 531 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,522 Then how do you explain pee-wee Herman? 532 00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:24,212 All right... 533 00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:28,413 If you really are the devil, 534 00:24:28,441 --> 00:24:30,455 Then why don't you prove it? 535 00:24:32,316 --> 00:24:35,102 How about you do something supernatural? 536 00:24:37,817 --> 00:24:40,608 Not impressed, huh? 537 00:24:40,636 --> 00:24:42,979 Well, how about if I... 538 00:24:43,007 --> 00:24:45,186 Make the film break? 539 00:24:46,497 --> 00:24:48,161 [Snapping and fizzling] 540 00:24:50,147 --> 00:24:52,420 Oh. Of... of course I love you. Yeah. 541 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,504 This evening, 8:30. 542 00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:55,969 Tonight? No, no. 543 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:57,613 No feathers. We'll use the whole chicken. 544 00:25:02,092 --> 00:25:03,464 Ahem. 545 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,505 Father brophy was very disturbed. 546 00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:07,533 [Door closes] 547 00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:15,025 So, father, what happened? 548 00:25:16,337 --> 00:25:17,809 It may sound unbelievable, 549 00:25:17,836 --> 00:25:19,383 But my guess is that Nancy is... 550 00:25:19,411 --> 00:25:20,943 [Dramatic music playing] 551 00:25:25,264 --> 00:25:26,809 Possessed by the devil. 552 00:25:26,838 --> 00:25:28,016 Yeah, I knew it! 553 00:25:28,056 --> 00:25:28,985 He said it's only a guess! 554 00:25:29,014 --> 00:25:30,934 I still say it's p.M.S. 555 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:34,167 Mayii: As father brophy drove from the aglet home, 556 00:25:34,196 --> 00:25:36,567 A great fear welled up within him 557 00:25:36,605 --> 00:25:38,332 Like a big sneeze. 558 00:25:38,361 --> 00:25:39,481 You feel it build, 559 00:25:39,511 --> 00:25:40,922 But you know you can't stop it 560 00:25:40,952 --> 00:25:42,784 Without making your ears plug up 561 00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:44,924 And a bubble come out of your nose. 562 00:25:44,953 --> 00:25:46,333 How could he, 563 00:25:46,363 --> 00:25:48,606 A young, inexperienced priest, 564 00:25:48,636 --> 00:25:51,583 Do battle alone with the dark lord himself? 565 00:25:51,611 --> 00:25:53,598 Then, it came to him 566 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:55,238 Like a sign from heaven. 567 00:25:55,238 --> 00:25:56,736 [Brakes screeching] 568 00:25:56,775 --> 00:25:58,215 Man: Hey, hey! 569 00:25:58,244 --> 00:25:59,778 I can't see nothing! What are you doing up there? 570 00:25:59,815 --> 00:26:00,737 Second man: What's going on? 571 00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:02,627 Is that you? Hey, get up! 572 00:26:04,902 --> 00:26:06,408 Mayii: The young priest had read about 573 00:26:06,436 --> 00:26:09,737 The exorcism I had performed in 1973 574 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:13,192 As well as my 17-year decline into oblivion. 575 00:26:13,229 --> 00:26:14,891 But he tried to call me anyway. 576 00:26:20,493 --> 00:26:23,505 Mayii: Strangely, my number kept ringing busy. 577 00:26:23,534 --> 00:26:26,386 Was it Satan's trickery at work? 578 00:26:26,415 --> 00:26:29,167 Or was it just my party line? 579 00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:30,510 [Noise maker blows] 580 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:32,756 [People laughing and cheering on phone] 581 00:26:32,795 --> 00:26:34,742 If he had reached me, 582 00:26:34,768 --> 00:26:36,632 I would have told him not to come. 583 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:38,936 I was weak and tired, 584 00:26:38,963 --> 00:26:41,497 Listless, out of sorts, and... 585 00:26:41,526 --> 00:26:43,960 My stools were a little loose. 586 00:26:49,719 --> 00:26:50,689 Sister, I'm looking for the room... 587 00:26:50,717 --> 00:26:52,349 Hold out your hands. 588 00:26:52,386 --> 00:26:53,980 Excuse me? 589 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,485 Hold out your hands. 590 00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:00,351 Ow! 591 00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:02,116 Don't run in the hallways! 592 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,377 Now, what do you need? 593 00:27:06,404 --> 00:27:09,283 Which room is father Jedediah mayii in? 594 00:27:09,321 --> 00:27:10,598 Upstairs on the left. 595 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:11,817 Thank you. 596 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,544 Ah-ah-ah! 597 00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:21,297 Ow! 598 00:27:23,215 --> 00:27:24,943 A fierce tornado smashed its way 599 00:27:24,972 --> 00:27:25,874 Through an unpopulated, 600 00:27:25,903 --> 00:27:27,535 Uninhabited stretch of barren desert today... 601 00:27:27,572 --> 00:27:28,724 [Yawns loudly] 602 00:27:28,753 --> 00:27:29,713 Causing no noticeable damage 603 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:30,671 To an unspecified... 604 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,985 [TV sounds muffled] 605 00:27:32,015 --> 00:27:33,012 [Knock knock knock knock knock knock] 606 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:34,576 [Grunts] 607 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:36,274 [Knock knock knock knock knock knock] 608 00:27:36,302 --> 00:27:37,206 Yes? 609 00:27:37,235 --> 00:27:38,291 Who is it? 610 00:27:39,442 --> 00:27:40,690 Father mayii? 611 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:43,002 Yes, you may. 612 00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:45,044 Father, I'm father Luke brophy 613 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,743 From our lady of the evening. 614 00:27:46,782 --> 00:27:48,760 I'm terribly sorry for coming by so late, 615 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,494 But there's someone who desperately needs you, 616 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,664 Someone you helped a long time ago. 617 00:27:52,701 --> 00:27:54,402 Someone I helped a long time ago? 618 00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:55,551 Who? 619 00:27:55,579 --> 00:27:56,579 Nancy aglet. 620 00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:57,854 I don't, uh... 621 00:27:57,883 --> 00:27:59,265 Recall the name. 622 00:27:59,293 --> 00:28:00,801 Well, then maybe you'll recall her exorcism. 623 00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:03,392 Oh, good lord. 624 00:28:03,428 --> 00:28:05,348 Oh! 625 00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:08,898 Little Nancy velsmo. 626 00:28:08,927 --> 00:28:11,748 Oh, that poor child. 627 00:28:11,787 --> 00:28:12,871 That poor child. 628 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,201 She barely survived the exorcism, 629 00:28:15,242 --> 00:28:16,614 As did I. 630 00:28:16,652 --> 00:28:19,721 And you say that she needs my help? 631 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,574 I think Nancy has been... 632 00:28:21,611 --> 00:28:22,886 [Dramatic music plays] 633 00:28:26,381 --> 00:28:27,216 Repossessed. 634 00:28:27,244 --> 00:28:28,329 [Inhales] 635 00:28:28,368 --> 00:28:30,095 [Muffled] Repossessed? 636 00:28:30,122 --> 00:28:31,119 [Lens squeaking] 637 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:37,905 Repossessed? 638 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,699 How can you be sure? 639 00:28:39,728 --> 00:28:41,878 She's displaying all the main traits... 640 00:28:41,907 --> 00:28:43,958 An ungodly voice, 641 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,523 Maniacal facial expressions, 642 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,675 Violent spasms... 643 00:28:46,714 --> 00:28:48,123 But that doesn't prove a thing. 644 00:28:48,123 --> 00:28:50,588 She could be related to Joe cocker. 645 00:28:50,617 --> 00:28:52,373 No. 646 00:28:52,411 --> 00:28:54,398 Could it be she has p.M.S.? 647 00:28:54,425 --> 00:28:56,030 Father, I've seen her! 648 00:28:56,058 --> 00:28:56,989 [Groans] She's suffering 649 00:28:57,017 --> 00:28:58,399 From something unholy. 650 00:28:58,429 --> 00:29:00,098 Satan has taken her soul again! 651 00:29:00,127 --> 00:29:01,154 You have to help her! 652 00:29:01,184 --> 00:29:02,336 I can't. 653 00:29:02,362 --> 00:29:03,293 But you must! 654 00:29:03,321 --> 00:29:05,057 I can't! 655 00:29:05,084 --> 00:29:07,140 I said it, damn you. 656 00:29:07,169 --> 00:29:08,445 [Groans quietly] 657 00:29:08,482 --> 00:29:09,415 Father, are you all right? 658 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:10,787 It's my heart. 659 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,829 It began at Nancy's exorcism. 660 00:29:13,858 --> 00:29:15,778 That's why I can't help you. 661 00:29:15,817 --> 00:29:18,145 If Satan should find me in this weakened condition, 662 00:29:18,182 --> 00:29:19,555 He could take possession of my soul 663 00:29:19,594 --> 00:29:21,255 And become even stronger. 664 00:29:21,283 --> 00:29:23,079 But if you can't help her, who can? 665 00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:24,133 I don't know. 666 00:29:24,172 --> 00:29:25,092 [Whispering] I don't. 667 00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:27,942 I don't. 668 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:30,985 But... good lord, yes! 669 00:29:31,023 --> 00:29:33,066 You could do it. 670 00:29:33,094 --> 00:29:35,379 You're young. You're strong. 671 00:29:36,847 --> 00:29:38,412 [Echoing voice] Luke... 672 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:40,177 It is your destiny. 673 00:29:40,204 --> 00:29:41,422 There's no way. 674 00:29:41,452 --> 00:29:44,985 You see, there's something that I haven't told you. 675 00:29:45,013 --> 00:29:45,752 I think I've lost my faith. 676 00:29:45,752 --> 00:29:47,738 Luke! 677 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:50,195 I never want to hear you 678 00:29:50,231 --> 00:29:52,122 Say anything like that again. 679 00:29:54,578 --> 00:29:56,470 Now, why... 680 00:29:56,507 --> 00:29:58,839 Why don't you... 681 00:29:58,879 --> 00:30:02,360 Look at it like this. 682 00:30:02,399 --> 00:30:05,496 Maybe this is God's way of reaffirming your faith. 683 00:30:05,536 --> 00:30:07,522 While you're saving Nancy's soul, 684 00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:10,237 You're also saving your own soul at the same time. 685 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,388 After all, God does work in strange ways, doesn't he? 686 00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:14,593 Yes. Yes, he does. 687 00:30:14,623 --> 00:30:16,514 Good. 688 00:30:19,937 --> 00:30:21,637 You've given me a lot to think about, father. 689 00:30:21,665 --> 00:30:23,489 Good night, and, uh... 690 00:30:23,529 --> 00:30:24,649 God bless you. 691 00:30:24,678 --> 00:30:25,858 God bless you, son. 692 00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:29,419 Now, you have a great deal of work to do. 693 00:30:31,213 --> 00:30:32,423 And Luke... 694 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,407 [Echoing voice] May the faith be with you. 695 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:43,379 Man, on TV: This just in. 696 00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:45,999 Father mayii has once again 697 00:30:46,028 --> 00:30:49,175 Wormed his way out of yet another exorcism. 698 00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:54,134 Father mayii. 699 00:30:54,164 --> 00:30:55,478 Yes? 700 00:30:55,507 --> 00:30:58,289 Wasn't it hard to... To live with yourself 701 00:30:58,329 --> 00:31:00,247 After completely wimping out 702 00:31:00,277 --> 00:31:02,263 And allowing a wuss like father Luke 703 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:04,575 To go up against Satan all by himself? 704 00:31:04,603 --> 00:31:06,071 I mean, didn't you feel like 705 00:31:06,109 --> 00:31:08,087 A complete piece of gutless, spineless, 706 00:31:08,124 --> 00:31:09,726 Primordial slime? 707 00:31:12,826 --> 00:31:14,371 Next question. 708 00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:18,044 Mayii: Luke knew little about the ritual of exorcism, 709 00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:19,554 So he arranged for a meeting 710 00:31:19,582 --> 00:31:22,144 With the supreme council for exorcism grantings. 711 00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:28,073 You looking for father Luke? 712 00:31:30,538 --> 00:31:31,785 Wrong window. 713 00:31:31,815 --> 00:31:33,927 He's 4 windows to your right. 714 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:41,006 Mayii: His stomach was acting up like a schnauzer in heat. 715 00:31:41,006 --> 00:31:43,558 Would they believe him? 716 00:31:43,598 --> 00:31:45,201 Would they mock him? 717 00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:47,340 Would they validate his parking? 718 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:51,093 He turned to the good book for comfort. 719 00:31:51,122 --> 00:31:53,136 [Coins clicking] 720 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:54,671 [Machine humming] 721 00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:03,286 Father brophy? 722 00:32:03,316 --> 00:32:04,373 Please come in. 723 00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:08,344 Father brophy, I am father Crosby. 724 00:32:08,373 --> 00:32:10,492 Father stills... 725 00:32:10,522 --> 00:32:12,217 Father Nash... 726 00:32:12,248 --> 00:32:13,439 And father young. 727 00:32:14,879 --> 00:32:19,197 [Beat boxing] 728 00:32:19,226 --> 00:32:20,674 Brophy, rapping: * I'm gonna tell you all 729 00:32:20,702 --> 00:32:22,464 * about a mother who's fly 730 00:32:22,494 --> 00:32:23,742 * I'm talkin' 'bout my home boy * 731 00:32:23,771 --> 00:32:24,768 * father mayii 732 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,208 * he cast out the devil 733 00:32:26,238 --> 00:32:27,524 * and he didn't even yell 734 00:32:27,553 --> 00:32:28,580 * and now the fool is coolin' 735 00:32:28,607 --> 00:32:29,732 * in a place called hell 736 00:32:29,761 --> 00:32:31,209 * all the catholics in the house * 737 00:32:31,237 --> 00:32:32,072 * say ho-o 738 00:32:32,101 --> 00:32:33,512 All: Ho-o! 739 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:40,103 Crosby: Does anyone know where... 740 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,830 Oh, there you are, Ernest. 741 00:32:41,869 --> 00:32:45,774 I'm sure you know Ernest and Fanny rae weller. 742 00:32:45,803 --> 00:32:47,434 Hello. Hello! 743 00:32:47,462 --> 00:32:48,394 [Dog whimpers] 744 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:50,859 Oh, foo-foo says hello, too! 745 00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,325 All: Hi, foo-foo! 746 00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:54,410 [Laughs] 747 00:32:54,447 --> 00:32:56,078 Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 748 00:32:56,106 --> 00:32:57,903 With all due respect, father, 749 00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,283 What are they doing here? 750 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:01,204 The wellers are our guests. 751 00:33:01,232 --> 00:33:03,832 It's all part of the interfaith exchange program 752 00:33:03,861 --> 00:33:05,174 The church has adopted. 753 00:33:05,204 --> 00:33:06,616 I see. 754 00:33:06,644 --> 00:33:08,436 We understand that you are presenting evidence 755 00:33:08,466 --> 00:33:11,574 Regarding possible demonic possession. 756 00:33:11,604 --> 00:33:12,438 Please begin. 757 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,959 [Upbeat piano music begins] 758 00:33:23,006 --> 00:33:25,248 * I was minding my business 759 00:33:25,276 --> 00:33:27,715 * when the devil walked in on me * 760 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:29,018 * waving his hands, said 761 00:33:29,059 --> 00:33:30,947 * come on, just follow me 762 00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:33,087 * so i... i looked him in the eyes * 763 00:33:33,115 --> 00:33:35,362 * and I showed him to the door 764 00:33:35,399 --> 00:33:36,262 * and I told him to get lost 765 00:33:36,262 --> 00:33:38,279 * 'cause I've been there once before * 766 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:39,238 * don't wanna be 767 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,484 * re-re-re 768 00:33:40,514 --> 00:33:42,758 * repossessed 769 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,321 * re-re-re 770 00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:45,291 * repossessed 771 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,018 Brophy: And for these reasons... 772 00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:49,321 I feel an exorcism is warranted. 773 00:33:49,351 --> 00:33:51,175 Do you have any further information 774 00:33:51,214 --> 00:33:53,322 That we might want to consider? 775 00:33:53,352 --> 00:33:55,789 Did I mention that Mrs. aglet also... 776 00:33:55,818 --> 00:33:56,749 Gave me a little head? 777 00:34:03,725 --> 00:34:06,227 I pray you grant this exorcism. 778 00:34:06,258 --> 00:34:07,314 If I may... 779 00:34:07,342 --> 00:34:09,904 [Arf] [Grr] 780 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:12,915 It is my opinion that he has indeed proved 781 00:34:12,944 --> 00:34:15,958 That an exorcism is necessary. 782 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:17,780 Furthermore... 783 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:20,602 Why don't we televise this exorcism? 784 00:34:20,632 --> 00:34:21,821 Both: Hmm. 785 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,081 Come on. 786 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,233 [Giggles] 787 00:34:31,263 --> 00:34:32,347 [Dog growls] 788 00:34:32,383 --> 00:34:33,891 [Arf] [Grr] 789 00:34:35,878 --> 00:34:37,796 Well, Mr. financial advisor. 790 00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,388 What do you think of my plan? 791 00:34:39,428 --> 00:34:41,345 Ever since your little midnight liaisons 792 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,813 With that boy's choir went public, 793 00:34:43,842 --> 00:34:46,498 The ministry's contributions have gone down dramatically. 794 00:34:46,537 --> 00:34:49,800 Your plan better net $6 million in 2 weeks, 795 00:34:49,829 --> 00:34:50,788 Because if it doesn't, 796 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:53,445 The word on the street is... 797 00:34:53,486 --> 00:34:56,458 Your ministry is history. 798 00:34:56,487 --> 00:34:58,091 Aaron, why don't you just... 799 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,336 Lighten up. 800 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,033 Fanny rae: Come on, now, 801 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:03,721 Go get the ball from daddy. 802 00:35:03,761 --> 00:35:05,009 Come on! Ha ha! 803 00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:06,159 [Toy squeaks] [Arf] 804 00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:08,175 Oh, no... Oh... Oh, Ernest! 805 00:35:08,203 --> 00:35:11,380 Look what I did to my new dress! 806 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:15,216 And do you know how much this cost our followers? 807 00:35:15,253 --> 00:35:17,520 Oh, no, just look at this mess. 808 00:35:17,558 --> 00:35:18,289 What am I gonna do? 809 00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:19,285 [Arf arf arf] 810 00:35:22,259 --> 00:35:23,604 Foo-foo? 811 00:35:23,641 --> 00:35:25,273 Foo-foo! 812 00:35:25,303 --> 00:35:28,190 Ernie, where's foo-foo? 813 00:35:30,935 --> 00:35:33,687 Audience: Bye, foo-foo! 814 00:35:33,725 --> 00:35:35,483 So, Mr. weller. 815 00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:37,728 They say you have a great idea for my network. 816 00:35:37,756 --> 00:35:39,005 Well, Mr. tartastein, 817 00:35:39,044 --> 00:35:41,277 This special is called... 818 00:35:41,316 --> 00:35:43,677 Ernest and Fanny's exorcism tonight. 819 00:35:43,716 --> 00:35:45,508 It will be broadcast live 820 00:35:45,538 --> 00:35:48,071 Throughout the entire world via satellite. 821 00:35:48,099 --> 00:35:50,345 It will air continuously until the final outcome. 822 00:35:50,373 --> 00:35:52,265 All the commercial proceeds 823 00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:53,798 Go to your network. 824 00:35:53,827 --> 00:35:55,690 And all the phone donations 825 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:56,871 Come to my ministry. 826 00:35:58,570 --> 00:35:59,854 You don't mind doing business 827 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,447 With the devil, do you, Mr. tartastein? 828 00:36:01,485 --> 00:36:02,733 Ha. Are you kidding? 829 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,556 How do you think love boat got on the air? 830 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:07,597 So, do we have a deal? 831 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,297 We have a deal. 832 00:36:09,324 --> 00:36:11,377 May Ernest and Fanny's exorcism tonight 833 00:36:11,406 --> 00:36:14,445 Be this network's biggest ratings bonanza! 834 00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:21,971 Father mayii? 835 00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:23,158 Yes? 836 00:36:23,188 --> 00:36:24,628 Have you adhered strictly 837 00:36:24,657 --> 00:36:26,394 To your vow of celibacy? 838 00:36:26,423 --> 00:36:27,507 Yes, I have. 839 00:36:27,545 --> 00:36:29,146 Me, too. 840 00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:30,712 I'm not surprised. 841 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:33,081 Mine was by choice. 842 00:36:33,112 --> 00:36:34,452 [Door closes] 843 00:36:35,931 --> 00:36:36,891 Mrs. aglet? 844 00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:41,150 Heh heh. 845 00:36:41,181 --> 00:36:43,004 Hear my words, demon. 846 00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:45,728 I will cast thee from this poor woman's soul, 847 00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:47,809 Because thou art the prince of darkness, 848 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,728 The epitome of all evil. 849 00:36:49,757 --> 00:36:52,455 Eat shit and die. 850 00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:56,610 Let's see Geraldo Rivera top this. 851 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:01,511 Wait till they get a load of me. 852 00:37:01,539 --> 00:37:04,200 [Laughs evilly] 853 00:37:04,238 --> 00:37:06,703 I had no way of knowing 854 00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:09,966 The forces of evil were growing ever more powerful. 855 00:37:09,993 --> 00:37:12,432 But somehow I sensed... 856 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,925 It was not Nancy aglet the devil wanted. 857 00:37:14,953 --> 00:37:16,718 He wanted me, 858 00:37:16,748 --> 00:37:18,861 And, by God, I had to be ready. 859 00:37:18,898 --> 00:37:22,669 So I decided to not only revitalize my faith 860 00:37:22,705 --> 00:37:25,875 But to restore my physical strength as well. 861 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:28,819 As they say in greenwich village... 862 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:31,641 To tighten and tone my buns. 863 00:37:31,668 --> 00:37:33,625 Excuse me. Uh, I'm father mayii. 864 00:37:33,655 --> 00:37:34,682 I called... 865 00:37:34,712 --> 00:37:35,639 Hey, padre! 866 00:37:35,669 --> 00:37:36,793 How you doin'? 867 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:37,752 I've been expecting you. 868 00:37:37,781 --> 00:37:39,328 Are you ready for the workout now? 869 00:37:39,355 --> 00:37:40,535 What are we gonna work on today? 870 00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:41,495 Pecmans? 871 00:37:41,533 --> 00:37:42,713 Buttissimo? 872 00:37:42,741 --> 00:37:43,835 Ah, the old abba dabbas 873 00:37:43,864 --> 00:37:45,467 Look a little soft, huh? 874 00:37:45,504 --> 00:37:46,424 I beg your pardon... 875 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:47,482 First things first. 876 00:37:47,521 --> 00:37:48,605 Let's put this on your wrist. 877 00:37:48,631 --> 00:37:49,631 What is that? 878 00:37:49,659 --> 00:37:51,425 Ok, this is a digital heart monitor. 879 00:37:51,453 --> 00:37:52,510 When your heart rate 880 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,017 Reaches a certain stress level, 881 00:37:54,044 --> 00:37:55,005 It beeps. 882 00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:55,972 The harder you pump, 883 00:37:56,001 --> 00:37:57,576 The faster it beeps. 884 00:37:57,604 --> 00:37:58,727 Oh. 885 00:37:58,756 --> 00:37:59,717 Hi there, sailor. 886 00:38:02,019 --> 00:38:03,881 Heh. Heh. Sailor. 887 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:05,318 You know... 888 00:38:05,348 --> 00:38:07,371 He must think this is a naval uniform. 889 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,621 [Women giggling] 890 00:38:14,157 --> 00:38:15,882 [Women giggle] 891 00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:19,020 Oh... 892 00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:21,967 [Monitor beeping] 893 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:22,993 Hey, your holiness. 894 00:38:23,021 --> 00:38:24,020 You ok ? 895 00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:26,976 Well, let's rock and roll ! Come on! 896 00:38:27,006 --> 00:38:29,239 No, no, I don't want to go to the women's gymnasium. 897 00:38:29,277 --> 00:38:31,677 Ah, your h-ness, this is the 90s. 898 00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:33,181 Everybody's doing it together. Come on. 899 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:34,813 Oh, i... i just remembered. 900 00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:35,772 I have another appointment. 901 00:38:35,811 --> 00:38:36,827 Padre, listen to me. First of all, 902 00:38:36,866 --> 00:38:37,949 You can't work out in this. 903 00:38:37,978 --> 00:38:39,426 Let's go put some real workout clothes on. 904 00:38:39,455 --> 00:38:40,608 How you doing? 905 00:38:40,637 --> 00:38:41,759 Mind keeping that door closed, please? 906 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:43,648 What do you say we start sweating... 907 00:38:43,677 --> 00:38:45,279 For the lord. But I really... 908 00:38:45,317 --> 00:38:46,086 Come on. Here we go. 909 00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:50,113 Excuse me. 910 00:38:50,141 --> 00:38:51,360 Hi, father. 911 00:38:51,389 --> 00:38:53,154 Is there a convention in town? 912 00:38:53,183 --> 00:38:55,073 [Technotronic's pump up the jam begins] 913 00:38:55,112 --> 00:38:56,549 * pump up the jam 914 00:38:56,579 --> 00:38:57,537 * pump it up 915 00:38:57,565 --> 00:38:58,976 * while your feet are thumpin' 916 00:38:59,014 --> 00:39:00,962 * and the jam is pumpin' 917 00:39:00,991 --> 00:39:02,563 * look at here the crowd is jumpin' * 918 00:39:02,592 --> 00:39:03,523 * pump it up 919 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:04,741 * a little more 920 00:39:04,771 --> 00:39:06,785 * get the party going on the dance floor * 921 00:39:06,824 --> 00:39:08,136 * see, 'cause that's where the party's at * 922 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:10,468 * and you'll find out if you do that * 923 00:39:10,498 --> 00:39:11,427 * I don't want 924 00:39:11,465 --> 00:39:12,578 All right, father. 925 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:13,509 You wanna concentrate now. 926 00:39:13,537 --> 00:39:15,811 Back straight, stomach in nice and tight, ok? 927 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:17,700 This is a great exercise for the inner thigh. 928 00:39:17,738 --> 00:39:18,852 When I count to 3, 929 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:19,975 Breathe normally, 930 00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,451 And ease out slowly. 931 00:39:21,451 --> 00:39:22,631 Ready? Come on, now. 932 00:39:22,659 --> 00:39:23,619 One... 933 00:39:23,657 --> 00:39:25,605 2... Ah! 934 00:39:25,643 --> 00:39:27,340 * make my day 935 00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:28,301 * make my 936 00:39:28,329 --> 00:39:29,452 [Effeminately] Well... 937 00:39:29,481 --> 00:39:30,756 Hello there. 938 00:39:30,794 --> 00:39:32,357 How you doing? 939 00:39:32,396 --> 00:39:34,700 I always wanted to have a personal trainer. 940 00:39:34,728 --> 00:39:36,300 Excuse me, I'm looking for a man. 941 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,412 Oh, no, you go find one of your own. 942 00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:39,467 This one's already taken. 943 00:39:39,496 --> 00:39:41,355 Check, please. 944 00:39:41,383 --> 00:39:43,082 * while your feet are thumpin' * 945 00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:44,876 * and the jam is pumpin' 946 00:39:44,905 --> 00:39:46,861 * look at here the crowd is jumpin' * 947 00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:49,001 * pump it up a little more 948 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,544 * get the party goin' on the dance floor * 949 00:39:50,573 --> 00:39:51,724 * see, 'cause that's where the party's at * 950 00:39:51,753 --> 00:39:52,819 Slowly. 951 00:39:52,846 --> 00:39:54,767 There you go. 952 00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:56,588 [Exhales] 953 00:39:56,626 --> 00:39:58,670 Let's go for 10, ok? 954 00:39:58,699 --> 00:40:00,876 Father mayii, I'm so glad I found you. 955 00:40:00,914 --> 00:40:02,421 I went to visit you at the home, but... 956 00:40:02,449 --> 00:40:04,463 The sister at the front desk said you were here. 957 00:40:04,491 --> 00:40:05,903 Luke, you look troubled. 958 00:40:05,931 --> 00:40:07,956 But then, you've always looked troubled. 959 00:40:07,984 --> 00:40:10,766 The supreme council has granted the exorcism. 960 00:40:10,805 --> 00:40:12,600 Well, thank God. 961 00:40:12,628 --> 00:40:13,653 There's a catch, I'm afraid. 962 00:40:13,682 --> 00:40:15,380 Have you heard of Ernest weller? 963 00:40:15,409 --> 00:40:18,354 The evangelist with the wife and matching dog? 964 00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:22,066 Weller has convinced them to televise the exorcism. 965 00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:23,410 What? 966 00:40:23,447 --> 00:40:25,077 My God! 967 00:40:25,107 --> 00:40:27,160 That charlatan! 968 00:40:27,189 --> 00:40:28,694 That hypocrite! 969 00:40:28,723 --> 00:40:29,653 Ah! 970 00:40:29,682 --> 00:40:30,939 Ah! 971 00:40:30,968 --> 00:40:32,282 There. You see? 972 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,066 Someone else who knows that it's wrong. 973 00:40:34,103 --> 00:40:35,995 You're a good man, Larry. 974 00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:37,559 It's a sacrilege. 975 00:40:37,598 --> 00:40:38,708 It's a travesty. 976 00:40:38,746 --> 00:40:41,211 Televised exorcism? 977 00:40:41,241 --> 00:40:43,515 I can't believe that they'd do such a thing! 978 00:40:43,544 --> 00:40:45,433 Well, they claim that it will convert millions. 979 00:40:45,461 --> 00:40:47,324 Millions! In weller's pocket! 980 00:40:47,352 --> 00:40:48,924 The man is a thief! 981 00:40:48,952 --> 00:40:50,364 He's a swindler! 982 00:40:50,392 --> 00:40:53,049 He's a crook posing as a man of God! 983 00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,036 That's the spirit, father! 984 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:55,610 Together, we can do it! 985 00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:56,666 No, Luke. 986 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:57,626 Ah! 987 00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,705 [Crash] 988 00:40:59,734 --> 00:41:01,597 Think of Nancy, father. 989 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,322 You're the only one with the experience. 990 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:05,663 No, Luke, I do not have the strength. 991 00:41:05,693 --> 00:41:07,102 You must do it. 992 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,184 Raise up your faith, Luke. 993 00:41:09,211 --> 00:41:11,678 Make it a giant sword against Satan. 994 00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:12,636 Remember... 995 00:41:12,665 --> 00:41:14,938 Faith can move mountains. 996 00:41:14,977 --> 00:41:16,322 Yeah! 997 00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:19,965 * pump up the jam 998 00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:21,022 * pump it up 999 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:22,623 * while your feet are thumpin' * 1000 00:41:22,651 --> 00:41:24,158 * and the jam is pumpin' 1001 00:41:24,196 --> 00:41:25,923 * look at here the crowd is jumpin' * 1002 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:26,881 * pump it up 1003 00:41:26,911 --> 00:41:28,320 * a little more 1004 00:41:28,349 --> 00:41:29,895 * get your party goin' on the dance floor * 1005 00:41:29,924 --> 00:41:31,525 * see, 'cause that's where the party's at * 1006 00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:33,412 * and you'll find out if you do that * 1007 00:41:33,442 --> 00:41:35,333 * I don't want 1008 00:41:35,361 --> 00:41:37,279 * a place to stay 1009 00:41:37,318 --> 00:41:39,842 * get your Booty on the floor tonight * 1010 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,155 * make my day 1011 00:41:41,184 --> 00:41:42,758 * I don't want 1012 00:41:42,785 --> 00:41:44,619 * a place to stay 1013 00:41:44,648 --> 00:41:46,919 * get your Booty on the floor tonight * 1014 00:41:46,948 --> 00:41:47,878 * make my day 1015 00:41:47,907 --> 00:41:49,797 6...7... 1016 00:41:49,827 --> 00:41:50,883 Good, let's switch! 1017 00:41:50,921 --> 00:41:52,551 One... 2... 1018 00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:54,375 3...4... 1019 00:41:54,402 --> 00:41:56,426 5...6... 1020 00:41:56,455 --> 00:41:58,277 7... And reach to the side. 1021 00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,237 And one! Come on! 1022 00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:01,865 Bend! 3 and 4! 1023 00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:03,467 5, 6, 7. 1024 00:42:03,496 --> 00:42:05,223 Twist again. 1025 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:06,766 Feel it, come on, work it! 1026 00:42:06,795 --> 00:42:08,811 4...5... 1027 00:42:08,839 --> 00:42:09,866 6...7... 1028 00:42:09,893 --> 00:42:12,522 Now the upper arms reach. 1029 00:42:12,550 --> 00:42:14,288 Come on. 3, 3, 5. 1030 00:42:14,288 --> 00:42:16,877 6. Forward! 1031 00:42:16,905 --> 00:42:17,835 Forward. 1032 00:42:17,865 --> 00:42:19,727 2, 3, faster! 1033 00:42:19,755 --> 00:42:21,453 1, 2, 3, 4. 1034 00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,017 Come on, summer's coming! 1035 00:42:23,055 --> 00:42:24,465 Get those butts in gear! 1036 00:42:24,493 --> 00:42:25,933 2, 3, 4. 1037 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:27,889 Let's work with doggy kicks. 1038 00:42:27,919 --> 00:42:28,945 Come on! 1039 00:42:28,974 --> 00:42:30,412 And higher! [Whimpers] 1040 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,986 3...4... 1041 00:42:32,014 --> 00:42:33,647 5...Come on! 1042 00:42:33,686 --> 00:42:35,601 Get it up! 1043 00:42:35,629 --> 00:42:36,560 Here we go! 1044 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:37,971 8...7... 1045 00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,852 6...5... 1046 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,452 [Arf] 4... You've got 3! 1047 00:42:41,491 --> 00:42:42,901 [Beeping] 2... One... 1048 00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:44,370 8 more! 8... Whoo! 1049 00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:45,520 7... 1050 00:42:45,558 --> 00:42:47,287 I can't do it alone, father. 1051 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,887 You can, Luke. And you must. 1052 00:42:48,916 --> 00:42:50,230 But I'm afraid to be defeated 1053 00:42:50,258 --> 00:42:51,343 In front of millions. 1054 00:42:51,381 --> 00:42:53,234 That didn't stop Mike Tyson. 1055 00:42:53,272 --> 00:42:54,902 Luke, remember... 1056 00:42:54,929 --> 00:42:57,943 When you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. 1057 00:42:57,973 --> 00:43:00,887 My heart is weak, and I'm too old. 1058 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:02,970 And I will not participate in this... This... 1059 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:03,986 Sacrilegious circus. 1060 00:43:04,025 --> 00:43:05,559 You see, now I've lost my glasses. 1061 00:43:05,587 --> 00:43:07,315 Please, I want you to leave me alone. 1062 00:43:07,353 --> 00:43:08,723 I don't want to hear any more about it. 1063 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,158 * pump up the jam 1064 00:43:32,188 --> 00:43:33,185 * pump it up 1065 00:43:33,213 --> 00:43:34,528 Young man... 1066 00:43:34,556 --> 00:43:36,312 I was just in the locker room there, 1067 00:43:36,350 --> 00:43:38,201 And all my clothes have been stolen. 1068 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,161 I want you to know, 1069 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,243 I think that, uh, someone here in the gymnasium 1070 00:43:41,282 --> 00:43:42,815 Has a very serious problem. 1071 00:43:42,844 --> 00:43:44,349 Padre... 1072 00:43:44,378 --> 00:43:46,748 I think it's you with the serious problem. 1073 00:43:46,777 --> 00:43:47,708 What? Father? 1074 00:43:47,746 --> 00:43:48,666 Are these your glasses? 1075 00:43:48,704 --> 00:43:49,597 Oh, thank you, my child. 1076 00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:50,816 What problem? 1077 00:43:50,845 --> 00:43:51,968 I don't have any problems. 1078 00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:53,406 I... i... 1079 00:43:54,528 --> 00:43:55,679 Oh... 1080 00:43:57,309 --> 00:43:58,499 [Monitor beeping] 1081 00:43:58,528 --> 00:43:59,458 Oh! 1082 00:43:59,486 --> 00:44:00,418 Are you all right, father? 1083 00:44:00,447 --> 00:44:01,377 Easy, your holiness. 1084 00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:02,335 [Groaning] 1085 00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:03,841 Easy, man. 1086 00:44:04,898 --> 00:44:06,019 Father? 1087 00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:07,621 [Gasps] Oh, mommy! 1088 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:08,926 Oh, mommy, no! 1089 00:44:08,965 --> 00:44:10,911 N-n-not my mommy! 1090 00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:11,976 Daddy... 1091 00:44:12,005 --> 00:44:13,952 [Murmuring] 1092 00:44:15,938 --> 00:44:17,347 * yo, pump it, pump it 1093 00:44:17,377 --> 00:44:20,266 [Explosion] 1094 00:44:20,295 --> 00:44:22,308 Announcer: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1095 00:44:22,346 --> 00:44:23,458 I'm army archerd, 1096 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:27,429 Welcoming you to the greatest television event of all time. 1097 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:30,854 Ernest and Fanny's exorcism tonight! 1098 00:44:30,883 --> 00:44:32,811 [Applause and cheering] 1099 00:44:32,839 --> 00:44:34,635 We have a tremendous audience here 1100 00:44:34,664 --> 00:44:36,523 At global television studios, 1101 00:44:36,551 --> 00:44:37,867 Waiting in anticipation 1102 00:44:37,896 --> 00:44:40,428 Of the greatest names in show biz. 1103 00:44:41,962 --> 00:44:43,690 Is it... and look who's there! 1104 00:44:43,718 --> 00:44:45,262 It's Sean penn! 1105 00:44:45,292 --> 00:44:46,058 [Applause] 1106 00:44:46,087 --> 00:44:47,018 Whoa! 1107 00:44:47,056 --> 00:44:48,207 Whoa! 1108 00:44:48,236 --> 00:44:49,513 Whoa! 1109 00:44:49,550 --> 00:44:50,960 And wait a minute! 1110 00:44:50,988 --> 00:44:52,042 Here they are, 1111 00:44:52,072 --> 00:44:54,634 The courageous couple who will be dueling with the devil! 1112 00:44:57,963 --> 00:45:00,620 Ernest and Fanny rae weller! 1113 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:02,318 [Applause and cheering] 1114 00:45:09,138 --> 00:45:10,165 Could we get you to come up? 1115 00:45:10,192 --> 00:45:11,123 Can we get you to come up? 1116 00:45:11,152 --> 00:45:13,013 Oh, good. 1117 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,415 How are ya? How are ya? 1118 00:45:14,453 --> 00:45:15,439 Hi, Ernest. 1119 00:45:15,469 --> 00:45:16,399 Hi! Ha ha! 1120 00:45:16,428 --> 00:45:17,905 Hi! Hi, everybody! 1121 00:45:17,934 --> 00:45:19,057 How are you? 1122 00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:20,755 Just fine. Hello. 1123 00:45:20,783 --> 00:45:23,700 And everybody say hello to kit-Kat! 1124 00:45:23,729 --> 00:45:26,384 All: Hello, kit-Kat! 1125 00:45:26,422 --> 00:45:27,536 [Meow] 1126 00:45:27,575 --> 00:45:28,918 First off, do you have some words 1127 00:45:28,948 --> 00:45:29,876 For the group here? 1128 00:45:29,905 --> 00:45:32,246 Fanny: Oh, yes, I do. 1129 00:45:32,275 --> 00:45:36,150 I want you to go home and tune in the show! 1130 00:45:36,178 --> 00:45:37,589 [Applause and cheering] 1131 00:45:43,192 --> 00:45:44,917 Oh, poo. 1132 00:45:44,946 --> 00:45:47,221 This ensemble just doesn't look right. 1133 00:45:47,259 --> 00:45:49,398 You mind if I change, honey? 1134 00:45:49,436 --> 00:45:51,738 Just hurry up. We're on the air in 5 minutes. 1135 00:45:51,766 --> 00:45:52,697 Ok. 1136 00:45:54,394 --> 00:45:56,477 You know, Ernie, I just feel a little bit nervous 1137 00:45:56,507 --> 00:45:58,614 About coming face to face, 1138 00:45:58,653 --> 00:46:00,381 You know, with the devil and all. 1139 00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,232 [Sighing] Relax. 1140 00:46:02,270 --> 00:46:03,834 Mrs. aglet is not the devil. 1141 00:46:03,872 --> 00:46:04,735 She is just a nut with a bad complexion 1142 00:46:04,735 --> 00:46:07,133 Who thinks she is possessed. 1143 00:46:07,161 --> 00:46:08,571 Oh, well, whatever you say. 1144 00:46:10,174 --> 00:46:11,997 Oh, there! 1145 00:46:12,025 --> 00:46:14,748 Now, I'll just look perfect when I sing my song! 1146 00:46:14,778 --> 00:46:15,738 [Giggles] 1147 00:46:15,777 --> 00:46:17,024 I can't wait. Heh heh. 1148 00:46:17,052 --> 00:46:18,394 Remember, now, honey... 1149 00:46:18,433 --> 00:46:20,698 You promised! Ok, daddy. 1150 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,558 [Coughing] 1151 00:46:22,586 --> 00:46:24,351 Unh. Unh. 1152 00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:25,436 Aw. 1153 00:46:25,475 --> 00:46:26,500 [Whistling] 1154 00:46:31,749 --> 00:46:34,241 [Crowd chattering] 1155 00:46:34,271 --> 00:46:36,131 Cue. 1156 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,637 Woman: Settle down. 1157 00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:39,488 Cue announcer. 1158 00:46:39,517 --> 00:46:41,408 Live from Hollywood, it's... 1159 00:46:41,447 --> 00:46:43,814 Ernest and Fanny's exorcism tonight! 1160 00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:45,129 [Applause] 1161 00:46:46,406 --> 00:46:48,323 Army: And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1162 00:46:48,352 --> 00:46:51,365 Ernest and Fanny rae weller! 1163 00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,185 [Applause and cheering] 1164 00:46:56,965 --> 00:46:58,021 Ernest: God bless... 1165 00:46:58,050 --> 00:46:59,786 All of you. 1166 00:46:59,815 --> 00:47:01,637 Every one of you. 1167 00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:03,335 My friends... 1168 00:47:03,364 --> 00:47:05,293 Tonight... 1169 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,459 Is soon to become... 1170 00:47:07,498 --> 00:47:10,185 The single most important night 1171 00:47:10,213 --> 00:47:12,170 In the history of mankind... 1172 00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:15,020 Because tonight... 1173 00:47:15,047 --> 00:47:16,871 Millions of you... 1174 00:47:16,909 --> 00:47:18,310 Will witness... 1175 00:47:18,348 --> 00:47:20,965 As we rid the vile spirit... 1176 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,761 Of Satan himself 1177 00:47:22,797 --> 00:47:25,743 From the soul of Mrs. Nancy aglet! 1178 00:47:25,772 --> 00:47:27,047 All: Praise the lord! 1179 00:47:27,085 --> 00:47:30,635 And assisting us in tonight's exorcism 1180 00:47:30,674 --> 00:47:32,785 Is father Luke brophy. 1181 00:47:32,814 --> 00:47:34,990 [Faint applause] 1182 00:47:37,936 --> 00:47:39,183 And now, believers... 1183 00:47:39,211 --> 00:47:42,251 And non-believers... 1184 00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:45,331 From the bowels of hell... 1185 00:47:45,361 --> 00:47:47,797 I bring you... 1186 00:47:47,825 --> 00:47:48,716 The devil! 1187 00:47:53,522 --> 00:47:54,962 [Growling] 1188 00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:57,331 [Audience boos] 1189 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,634 [Growling fiercely] 1190 00:48:05,168 --> 00:48:08,304 [Laughs evilly] 1191 00:48:09,973 --> 00:48:12,757 Gee, mom looks terrible! 1192 00:48:12,796 --> 00:48:15,575 Well, they say TV does add 10 pounds to you. 1193 00:48:15,604 --> 00:48:17,907 With the blessing of the lord... 1194 00:48:17,945 --> 00:48:20,822 Let's start this exorcism. 1195 00:48:23,508 --> 00:48:25,916 I command that thy putrid spirit 1196 00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:29,110 Leave the holy being of this child of Jesus. 1197 00:48:29,148 --> 00:48:31,289 I cast thee back to hell. 1198 00:48:31,327 --> 00:48:32,247 To hell! 1199 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:34,041 I cast thee back to hell! 1200 00:48:34,069 --> 00:48:35,547 To hell! 1201 00:48:35,576 --> 00:48:37,659 I cast thee back to hell! 1202 00:48:37,687 --> 00:48:38,809 Why don't you leave me 1203 00:48:38,846 --> 00:48:40,411 A picture and resume at the door 1204 00:48:40,449 --> 00:48:43,164 And I'll get back to you, ok? 1205 00:48:54,817 --> 00:48:56,641 [No audio] 1206 00:49:03,423 --> 00:49:05,025 [No audio] 1207 00:49:28,421 --> 00:49:30,309 [No audio] 1208 00:49:38,982 --> 00:49:40,461 [No audio] 1209 00:49:51,884 --> 00:49:53,707 Oh, you think you're tough? 1210 00:49:53,736 --> 00:49:54,503 You're so tough? 1211 00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:56,872 How come you possessed a woman's body? 1212 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:59,185 You get off wearing women's clothing? 1213 00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:00,392 [Hisses] 1214 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,446 [No audio] 1215 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:13,554 [Wind gusting] 1216 00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:24,757 * well, they call this guy a devil * 1217 00:50:24,785 --> 00:50:27,185 * and he's got a heart of stone * 1218 00:50:27,222 --> 00:50:30,223 * so if you want him to get lost * 1219 00:50:30,262 --> 00:50:32,277 * just go pick up your phone 1220 00:50:32,306 --> 00:50:34,579 * make a pledge to Jesus 1221 00:50:34,609 --> 00:50:37,649 * from the comfort of your home * 1222 00:50:37,688 --> 00:50:40,689 * for if you do, I promise you 1223 00:50:40,728 --> 00:50:45,753 * the devil will start to moan 1224 00:50:45,782 --> 00:50:47,636 [Toilet flushes] 1225 00:50:51,059 --> 00:50:52,537 [Drum roll] 1226 00:50:57,371 --> 00:50:58,876 These just arrived for you. 1227 00:50:58,905 --> 00:51:00,565 Back on the air in 10 seconds. 1228 00:51:02,743 --> 00:51:04,795 This is wonderful. Wonderful! 1229 00:51:04,824 --> 00:51:05,918 What's it say, honey? 1230 00:51:05,946 --> 00:51:07,607 You'll see. You will see. 1231 00:51:11,646 --> 00:51:14,206 Friends, 1232 00:51:14,235 --> 00:51:15,616 Fred tartastein, 1233 00:51:15,644 --> 00:51:17,247 The president of this network, 1234 00:51:17,276 --> 00:51:19,480 Has just informed me that we are being viewed 1235 00:51:19,518 --> 00:51:22,849 By the largest audience in television history. 1236 00:51:22,878 --> 00:51:24,545 [Applause] 1237 00:51:26,714 --> 00:51:28,864 We got no time to celebrate right now, 1238 00:51:28,892 --> 00:51:30,850 'Cause we have an exorcism to perform. 1239 00:51:33,861 --> 00:51:36,067 In the name of almighty God. 1240 00:51:37,983 --> 00:51:39,299 Ernie... 1241 00:51:47,356 --> 00:51:49,727 Watch out with those special effects. 1242 00:51:49,766 --> 00:51:51,616 Those aren't our effects. 1243 00:51:57,890 --> 00:51:59,751 [Humming] 1244 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:06,503 Setting off the sprinkler system. 1245 00:52:12,804 --> 00:52:14,821 [All shouting] 1246 00:52:14,859 --> 00:52:16,422 Quiet! 1247 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:19,846 Do you realize we have an awful lot in common? 1248 00:52:19,884 --> 00:52:22,407 We both use people and then dump them 1249 00:52:22,445 --> 00:52:24,614 When they're no longer of use to us. 1250 00:52:24,652 --> 00:52:26,541 I used you to get 1251 00:52:26,570 --> 00:52:29,133 The largest audience in history. 1252 00:52:29,161 --> 00:52:31,981 And now, you're no longer necessary. 1253 00:52:32,011 --> 00:52:33,929 What do I do 1254 00:52:33,967 --> 00:52:36,909 With a couple of jackasses like you? 1255 00:52:36,939 --> 00:52:39,817 Ha ha ha! That's it. 1256 00:52:39,856 --> 00:52:42,063 Look! What's over there? 1257 00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:44,269 Oh! What the... 1258 00:52:44,308 --> 00:52:46,158 Aah! 1259 00:52:49,132 --> 00:52:51,501 Walk this way! 1260 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:55,471 Enough with the water. 1261 00:52:58,390 --> 00:53:01,236 To all the people of the world, 1262 00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:03,762 Welcome. 1263 00:53:03,790 --> 00:53:05,937 Now that I have your undivided attention, 1264 00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:08,788 Why don't we all get a little bit closer? 1265 00:53:16,307 --> 00:53:18,198 Ohh. 1266 00:53:18,226 --> 00:53:21,785 That's much better. 1267 00:53:21,814 --> 00:53:23,827 [Imitating Barbara walters] Hello, I'm Barbara Walters, 1268 00:53:23,866 --> 00:53:25,593 And this is 20/20. 1269 00:53:25,622 --> 00:53:28,413 Aah. I always wanted to do that. 1270 00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:29,977 Ladies and gentlemen, this is father brophy, 1271 00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:31,291 We have an emergency. 1272 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,923 I beg of you, if you're a man of God, 1273 00:53:32,952 --> 00:53:35,194 Please rush to the global television studios 1274 00:53:35,223 --> 00:53:36,318 In Hollywood, California... 1275 00:53:39,704 --> 00:53:41,238 Oh, sorry for the young priest's 1276 00:53:41,277 --> 00:53:42,908 Emotional outburst. 1277 00:53:42,936 --> 00:53:45,276 [Whispering] He hasn't done much TV, you know. 1278 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:48,154 But I'd like all you viewers at home now 1279 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:50,841 To gather around your TV sets. 1280 00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:54,044 'Cause I have something very special to... 1281 00:53:54,073 --> 00:53:56,001 TV... 1282 00:53:56,030 --> 00:53:58,331 Satan's spirit flew out of the TV! 1283 00:54:05,085 --> 00:54:07,483 Ahh... 1284 00:54:07,522 --> 00:54:10,083 You think you've stopped me, 1285 00:54:10,112 --> 00:54:12,001 But think again. 'Cause I know 1286 00:54:12,031 --> 00:54:14,495 Another way to reach those people! 1287 00:54:16,481 --> 00:54:18,494 Satan, stop! 1288 00:54:18,532 --> 00:54:20,607 Where do you think you're going?! 1289 00:54:20,645 --> 00:54:23,138 I'm going to Disneyland! 1290 00:54:29,286 --> 00:54:31,205 Stop! Or I swear, 1291 00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:33,411 Father mayii will burn in hell forever! 1292 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,819 You can't burn what you don't have. 1293 00:54:35,848 --> 00:54:37,219 Burn this! 1294 00:54:38,754 --> 00:54:40,617 [Batmobile engine] 1295 00:54:46,438 --> 00:54:48,489 And that's why producers like blonde, 1296 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:52,175 17-year-old coeds as their assistants. 1297 00:54:52,204 --> 00:54:53,382 Look out! 1298 00:54:55,436 --> 00:54:57,094 Man, I didn't know this tour had a stunt show! 1299 00:55:04,204 --> 00:55:07,310 * chasin' the devil chasin' the devil * 1300 00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:08,751 Ha ha ha ha! 1301 00:55:08,779 --> 00:55:10,600 Whoa! 1302 00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:12,749 * blood on the ground 1303 00:55:12,778 --> 00:55:15,626 * sky turns black, night burns out * 1304 00:55:15,663 --> 00:55:18,994 * lightning flashing in her eyes * 1305 00:55:19,023 --> 00:55:21,363 * word's the devil's at her side * 1306 00:55:21,391 --> 00:55:25,038 * here he comes, heaven-sent 1307 00:55:25,076 --> 00:55:27,859 * proud to be so innocent 1308 00:55:27,888 --> 00:55:30,485 * he don't seem to realize 1309 00:55:30,513 --> 00:55:34,515 * the devil's runnin' at his side * 1310 00:55:34,543 --> 00:55:37,748 * chasin' the devil chasin' the devil * 1311 00:55:37,776 --> 00:55:39,349 * chasin' the devil 1312 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:40,855 Wow. 1313 00:55:40,855 --> 00:55:43,859 You guys don't waste any time. 1314 00:55:43,898 --> 00:55:45,075 Come on, let's go! 1315 00:55:47,226 --> 00:55:49,076 Aah! Ha ha ha! 1316 00:55:56,049 --> 00:55:58,871 * chasin' the devil chasin' the devil * 1317 00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:02,267 * chasin' the devil 1318 00:56:02,297 --> 00:56:05,364 * chasin' the devil chasin' the devil * 1319 00:56:05,402 --> 00:56:08,023 * chasin' the devil 1320 00:56:08,061 --> 00:56:09,307 Over there! 1321 00:56:09,335 --> 00:56:10,869 Ohh, what'd I do to deserve this?! 1322 00:56:12,223 --> 00:56:13,977 * watch them now, here they come * 1323 00:56:14,006 --> 00:56:15,609 Stop, you monster! 1324 00:56:15,637 --> 00:56:18,429 * think they got him on the run * 1325 00:56:18,456 --> 00:56:21,470 * devil's laughing 'cause he hides * 1326 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:25,499 * right next to them at their side * 1327 00:56:25,537 --> 00:56:28,250 * chasin' the devil chasin' the devil * 1328 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,521 * chasin' the devil 1329 00:56:31,551 --> 00:56:33,373 Ah, what's the matter? 1330 00:56:33,402 --> 00:56:37,279 Can't take the heat, rookie? Ha ha ha! 1331 00:56:37,307 --> 00:56:38,467 Ahh! 1332 00:56:38,467 --> 00:56:43,581 I, the all-powerful prince of darkness, 1333 00:56:43,618 --> 00:56:46,304 Command all that is evil 1334 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:50,181 To unite as one in my presence... Now! 1335 00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:51,398 Ha ha ha ha! 1336 00:56:51,427 --> 00:56:52,672 [Thunder] 1337 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,141 Ah, yes! 1338 00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:56,262 Not bad, eh? 1339 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:57,440 Now watch, 1340 00:56:57,479 --> 00:56:59,755 Through the use of modern electronics, 1341 00:56:59,783 --> 00:57:01,959 As I turn millions of your couch potatoes 1342 00:57:01,987 --> 00:57:04,617 Into my disciples! Ha ha ha! 1343 00:57:06,602 --> 00:57:07,848 Yes! 1344 00:57:07,877 --> 00:57:10,698 Freeze, pukeface! 1345 00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:13,249 Think you're man enough for a real challenge? 1346 00:57:13,288 --> 00:57:16,042 A challenge? From you? 1347 00:57:16,071 --> 00:57:18,246 Oh, don't make me laugh. My skin will crack. 1348 00:57:18,274 --> 00:57:20,521 Not me... Mayii. 1349 00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:22,151 Mayii?! 1350 00:57:22,181 --> 00:57:23,850 Oh, that old geezer stopped slinging 1351 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,317 Holy water years ago. 1352 00:57:25,355 --> 00:57:27,724 Not before he kicked your slimy butt. 1353 00:57:27,754 --> 00:57:29,164 No way! 1354 00:57:29,193 --> 00:57:30,765 I-I could've taken him. 1355 00:57:30,794 --> 00:57:32,750 The fight was fixed. 1356 00:57:32,778 --> 00:57:34,315 I want a rematch! 1357 00:57:34,343 --> 00:57:35,533 You got it. 1358 00:57:38,065 --> 00:57:39,945 [Thunder] Ha ha ha! 1359 00:57:39,983 --> 00:57:41,480 This is it, America! 1360 00:57:41,518 --> 00:57:43,370 The event you've all been waiting for. 1361 00:57:43,409 --> 00:57:45,012 Hi, I'm mean gene okerlund, 1362 00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:46,927 Along with Jesse "the body" ventura, 1363 00:57:46,957 --> 00:57:48,973 Bringing you the ultimate confrontation 1364 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:50,161 Of good against evil. 1365 00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,777 Now, there's a man out there, 1366 00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:56,366 Who many years ago 1367 00:57:56,396 --> 00:58:01,297 Banished me from the very soul I now possess. 1368 00:58:01,325 --> 00:58:04,215 He humiliated me! 1369 00:58:04,244 --> 00:58:08,119 And now, I've come back to settle matters. 1370 00:58:08,147 --> 00:58:10,228 And I'm not leaving 1371 00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:13,941 Until I have his stinking, rotten soul. 1372 00:58:13,970 --> 00:58:16,022 Father mayii! 1373 00:58:16,050 --> 00:58:17,779 Where are you? 1374 00:58:17,817 --> 00:58:20,022 I know you're watching. 1375 00:58:20,050 --> 00:58:22,450 Because this is Wednesday night, 1376 00:58:22,488 --> 00:58:24,214 And everybody knows the other networks 1377 00:58:24,242 --> 00:58:27,094 Don't have dick to watch tonight. 1378 00:58:27,131 --> 00:58:29,624 So, do we do battle again? 1379 00:58:29,653 --> 00:58:31,255 Or do you cherry out 1380 00:58:31,284 --> 00:58:33,691 And let me keep this soul forever? 1381 00:58:33,691 --> 00:58:37,146 What do you say, mayii? 1382 00:58:37,175 --> 00:58:39,543 [Whispering] No... 1383 00:58:39,582 --> 00:58:41,816 No! 1384 00:58:41,845 --> 00:58:45,279 By God, you may not! 1385 00:58:45,308 --> 00:58:46,717 The belle from hell 1386 00:58:46,747 --> 00:58:48,311 Versus the dove from above 1387 00:58:48,349 --> 00:58:51,132 In a one-soul, anything goes match-up, Jess. 1388 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,049 It doesn't get any better than this, mean gene, 1389 00:58:53,087 --> 00:58:55,899 But everyone knows mayii's got a bad ticker. 1390 00:58:55,937 --> 00:58:58,265 So Las Vegas oddsmakers have listed him 1391 00:58:58,294 --> 00:59:00,184 As a 25 to 1 underdog. 1392 01:00:19,948 --> 01:00:22,574 You call this a tip, you cheap bastard?! 1393 01:00:27,794 --> 01:00:29,971 He doesn't stand a shot in hell! 1394 01:00:31,285 --> 01:00:33,970 Father brophy! Luke! 1395 01:00:33,999 --> 01:00:35,120 Luke! 1396 01:00:35,150 --> 01:00:36,051 Father, what are you... 1397 01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:37,328 Were you watching on TV? 1398 01:00:37,356 --> 01:00:40,081 Yes. I had to come. I had no choice. 1399 01:00:40,109 --> 01:00:41,558 Well, what about your heart? 1400 01:00:41,587 --> 01:00:43,764 Don't worry about that. I brought it with me. 1401 01:00:43,794 --> 01:00:45,011 Father, this could kill you. 1402 01:00:45,039 --> 01:00:47,766 Yes. Yes, but that's irrelevant. 1403 01:00:47,794 --> 01:00:50,517 Satan is fighting to take control here. 1404 01:00:50,546 --> 01:00:52,082 Well, I'm not so sure. 1405 01:00:52,121 --> 01:00:53,656 Remember, his opponent is a woman. 1406 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,123 Nice tits, sure, 1407 01:00:55,161 --> 01:00:56,081 But a face I wouldn't want to 1408 01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:57,051 Wipe my feet on. 1409 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,133 Ever hear of a paper bag? 1410 01:00:58,162 --> 01:00:59,929 My money's on mayii. 1411 01:00:59,957 --> 01:01:01,627 Satan: Mayii! 1412 01:01:03,955 --> 01:01:05,175 And they wonder why priests 1413 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,928 Never get married. 1414 01:01:07,957 --> 01:01:10,489 Now, Luke, I'm going to need your assistance, 1415 01:01:10,518 --> 01:01:12,695 But if you are still lacking in faith, 1416 01:01:12,723 --> 01:01:15,286 You may be more harm than good. 1417 01:01:15,324 --> 01:01:16,695 Are you? No way. 1418 01:01:16,724 --> 01:01:18,488 You can count on me. Good. 1419 01:01:18,517 --> 01:01:20,377 Now, just remember one thing: 1420 01:01:20,406 --> 01:01:22,173 The devil is always trying 1421 01:01:22,203 --> 01:01:23,293 To take over your mind. 1422 01:01:23,322 --> 01:01:25,721 He'll lie to you, he will deceive you. 1423 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,872 He will totally try to manipulate you. 1424 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:29,856 So do not listen to anything 1425 01:01:29,885 --> 01:01:31,132 That he has to say. 1426 01:01:31,161 --> 01:01:32,572 He's worse than a studio executive. 1427 01:01:32,611 --> 01:01:33,693 Understood? Understood. 1428 01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:34,939 Worse than a real estate agent, 1429 01:01:34,968 --> 01:01:36,418 A divorce attorney... 1430 01:01:36,447 --> 01:01:38,460 I got it. Right. 1431 01:01:38,499 --> 01:01:39,676 All right, then. 1432 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,869 Let's go. 1433 01:01:48,925 --> 01:01:53,022 [Imitating Carol ann] They're here... 1434 01:01:53,061 --> 01:01:54,143 Ah... 1435 01:01:54,172 --> 01:01:57,414 I see it pays to advertise on television. 1436 01:01:57,442 --> 01:02:00,735 I think a little mood lighting is appropriate. 1437 01:02:00,773 --> 01:02:02,527 Don't you? 1438 01:02:02,566 --> 01:02:03,680 There. 1439 01:02:03,718 --> 01:02:05,703 Have no fear, my son. 1440 01:02:05,733 --> 01:02:09,349 We have the Bible, we have our faith. 1441 01:02:09,377 --> 01:02:13,156 And as a back-up, these beauties. 1442 01:02:13,184 --> 01:02:15,785 That's an illegal foreign object! 1443 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,865 Jesse, what do you know about fairness? 1444 01:02:17,894 --> 01:02:20,812 I'll show you fairness! 1445 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,593 Are you just about finished? 1446 01:02:23,621 --> 01:02:26,345 It's been a long time, mayii. 1447 01:02:26,374 --> 01:02:30,184 I've waited an eternity to do to you 1448 01:02:30,222 --> 01:02:34,758 What you did to me all those years ago. 1449 01:02:34,796 --> 01:02:39,785 Before I do, I've got something... 1450 01:02:39,813 --> 01:02:41,933 Special for you. 1451 01:02:53,483 --> 01:02:55,371 That is disgusting, mean gene! 1452 01:02:55,410 --> 01:02:57,137 I have never seen a move like that 1453 01:02:57,165 --> 01:02:58,836 In all my years of wrestling! 1454 01:02:58,864 --> 01:02:59,758 Whew! 1455 01:03:02,989 --> 01:03:04,907 So... 1456 01:03:04,946 --> 01:03:07,795 How do you like it? 1457 01:03:07,824 --> 01:03:10,672 Oh, you'll pay for that, you bucket of cow dung. 1458 01:03:10,701 --> 01:03:11,946 How dare you, you... 1459 01:03:11,985 --> 01:03:13,549 How long has she been in this condition? 1460 01:03:13,588 --> 01:03:15,603 A few days. How does look? 1461 01:03:15,631 --> 01:03:17,397 Not too good. She looks like 1462 01:03:17,426 --> 01:03:20,466 She's been existing solely on airline food. 1463 01:03:20,495 --> 01:03:21,751 Your father wears tight underwear! 1464 01:03:21,751 --> 01:03:24,399 And I can't stand your mother! 1465 01:03:24,437 --> 01:03:26,191 Will you put a sock in it?! 1466 01:03:26,229 --> 01:03:29,905 Jeez, what crawled up your butt and died? 1467 01:03:29,943 --> 01:03:32,084 Every night I prayed 1468 01:03:32,122 --> 01:03:35,353 To never again gaze on your grotesque face, 1469 01:03:35,383 --> 01:03:37,877 Listen to your venomous voice, 1470 01:03:37,905 --> 01:03:40,284 But with you right in front of me now, 1471 01:03:40,312 --> 01:03:43,479 I thank God that I have the opportunity 1472 01:03:43,517 --> 01:03:46,490 To boot your stinking carcass back to hell, 1473 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,396 You worthless, you rotting, 1474 01:03:49,435 --> 01:03:51,768 You vulgar spirit. 1475 01:03:51,806 --> 01:03:52,890 Hey, hey, hey! 1476 01:03:52,918 --> 01:03:54,039 Where does it say 1477 01:03:54,077 --> 01:03:55,670 You can talk to me like that? 1478 01:03:55,709 --> 01:03:57,888 Right here. 1479 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:01,752 Oh, sure, you may feel pretty cocky right now, 1480 01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:03,642 But you'll soon realize 1481 01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:06,232 That I am far too powerful for you. 1482 01:04:06,270 --> 01:04:09,531 And I am a man of God. 1483 01:04:09,559 --> 01:04:11,488 And I fear no one, 1484 01:04:11,517 --> 01:04:14,969 Especially an unholy spirit from an unsavory world. 1485 01:04:15,008 --> 01:04:17,722 Unsavory? Aw, come on. 1486 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,544 You've got just as many unsavory types here. 1487 01:04:20,574 --> 01:04:22,816 From those domino's pizza delivery boys 1488 01:04:22,845 --> 01:04:24,765 To that idiot in the back row 1489 01:04:24,803 --> 01:04:26,818 Who won't shut up during the movie. 1490 01:04:26,847 --> 01:04:28,294 Enough! 1491 01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:30,337 This is meandering. 1492 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:32,543 Father, my lunch bucket. 1493 01:04:43,008 --> 01:04:44,612 Holy water. 1494 01:04:44,641 --> 01:04:45,858 The church was closed. 1495 01:04:45,897 --> 01:04:48,744 The only place open was a 7-11. 1496 01:04:48,773 --> 01:04:49,704 Ahh, thank you, 1497 01:04:49,733 --> 01:04:51,650 You've been a lovely audience. 1498 01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:52,774 And next, I'd like to do 1499 01:04:52,803 --> 01:04:55,171 My impression of comedian don Adams. 1500 01:04:55,210 --> 01:04:57,128 [Imitating don adams] Where's the chief, 99? 1501 01:04:57,157 --> 01:05:00,430 Do not get smart with me! 1502 01:05:00,459 --> 01:05:02,856 On a visit to the little town of Bethlehem, 1503 01:05:02,884 --> 01:05:04,526 A young Shepherd came upon Jesus, 1504 01:05:04,553 --> 01:05:05,896 Accepted him lord... 1505 01:05:05,925 --> 01:05:07,526 Lick me! Lick me! 1506 01:05:07,565 --> 01:05:09,636 Lick me! 1507 01:05:09,674 --> 01:05:11,334 Oh, is this cool or what? 1508 01:05:11,372 --> 01:05:13,744 It's the cone-ilingus move. 1509 01:05:13,773 --> 01:05:14,827 Why don't you take a lick 1510 01:05:14,855 --> 01:05:16,293 Of this candy stick, 1511 01:05:16,332 --> 01:05:18,924 You sissy boys! Hee hee hee! 1512 01:05:18,962 --> 01:05:20,046 That's disgusting! 1513 01:05:20,076 --> 01:05:22,866 And the living Jesus said unto him, 1514 01:05:22,895 --> 01:05:25,225 "He who is strong in his belief of God 1515 01:05:25,263 --> 01:05:27,663 Shall have his sins forgiven." 1516 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:29,678 What a levitation move! 1517 01:05:29,715 --> 01:05:31,632 Jesus said unto him... 1518 01:05:31,662 --> 01:05:32,497 Father. 1519 01:05:32,525 --> 01:05:34,320 Luke, do not believe what you are seeing. 1520 01:05:34,349 --> 01:05:35,853 It is merely an illusion. 1521 01:05:35,882 --> 01:05:38,453 You sound like George Bush on the deficit! 1522 01:05:38,481 --> 01:05:41,005 But she's floating in midair. 1523 01:05:41,044 --> 01:05:41,972 Nancy: Hey! What are you doing 1524 01:05:42,001 --> 01:05:43,058 With those scissors? 1525 01:05:43,086 --> 01:05:44,277 Hey! 1526 01:05:44,305 --> 01:05:45,426 Ohh! 1527 01:05:45,455 --> 01:05:46,223 Ouch! 1528 01:05:46,261 --> 01:05:49,426 That was the antigravity backdrop. Wow! 1529 01:05:49,455 --> 01:05:51,124 Illegal, mean gene! 1530 01:05:51,152 --> 01:05:53,073 As I said, it is merely an illusion. 1531 01:05:53,111 --> 01:05:54,195 Nancy: Oh, yes. 1532 01:05:54,223 --> 01:05:56,784 That may have been an illusion. 1533 01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:59,670 But I know something that's very real. 1534 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:00,468 Your heart condition! 1535 01:06:00,497 --> 01:06:02,386 [Groans] 1536 01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,274 [Heart beating] 1537 01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:07,165 Oh, but don't worry. 1538 01:06:07,193 --> 01:06:10,040 Far be it from me to want to rattle you. 1539 01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:11,931 [Rumbling] 1540 01:06:12,947 --> 01:06:14,588 Unh! Oh! 1541 01:06:14,588 --> 01:06:16,986 Say your prayers, mayii. 1542 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:18,904 Because soon you'll be history. 1543 01:06:18,932 --> 01:06:20,756 That's enough! 1544 01:06:20,794 --> 01:06:22,042 In the name of God, 1545 01:06:22,070 --> 01:06:23,958 I demand you stop this charade! 1546 01:06:23,997 --> 01:06:27,355 You... Demand? 1547 01:06:27,384 --> 01:06:28,534 You're not in a position 1548 01:06:28,573 --> 01:06:30,011 To demand dick, altar boy! 1549 01:06:30,041 --> 01:06:31,577 See, I know all about you. 1550 01:06:31,615 --> 01:06:34,137 And why you really joined the church. 1551 01:06:34,175 --> 01:06:35,422 Oh, sure. 1552 01:06:35,451 --> 01:06:37,821 They have a terrific dental plan. 1553 01:06:37,848 --> 01:06:38,712 But that wasn't why. 1554 01:06:38,751 --> 01:06:39,862 Be quiet. 1555 01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:40,833 Ignore that beast, Luke. 1556 01:06:40,862 --> 01:06:41,628 You joined the church 1557 01:06:41,658 --> 01:06:43,969 Because you had no talents, no skills, 1558 01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:45,053 Were totally untrainable, 1559 01:06:45,081 --> 01:06:47,806 And your s.A.T. Score was under 400. 1560 01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:49,502 Shut up! Don't listen! 1561 01:06:49,530 --> 01:06:51,547 So, you had 2 choices. 1562 01:06:51,586 --> 01:06:53,340 Either working in the church, 1563 01:06:53,378 --> 01:06:54,723 Or the U.S. senate. 1564 01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:57,121 I said, shut up, damn you! Shut up! 1565 01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:59,940 Don't listen, Luke! 1566 01:06:59,970 --> 01:07:02,885 * come and listen to a story 'bout a man named jed * 1567 01:07:02,914 --> 01:07:05,697 * a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed * 1568 01:07:05,735 --> 01:07:07,393 [Screams] 1569 01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:09,639 Nancy: I just want to thank you 1570 01:07:09,668 --> 01:07:11,039 For joining the church. 1571 01:07:11,077 --> 01:07:12,198 Because of you, I'll be able to keep 1572 01:07:12,198 --> 01:07:14,368 This woman's soul forever. 1573 01:07:15,585 --> 01:07:18,118 I have no right calling myself a priest. 1574 01:07:18,147 --> 01:07:19,298 Luke! 1575 01:07:19,337 --> 01:07:21,161 Mayii: I have to ask you to leave. 1576 01:07:21,190 --> 01:07:23,364 Aw, please, dad. Can't he stay? 1577 01:07:23,393 --> 01:07:25,159 Tomorrow's not a school day. Please? 1578 01:07:25,187 --> 01:07:27,240 Damn you! 1579 01:07:27,269 --> 01:07:29,956 I'll kill you with my bare hands. 1580 01:07:29,995 --> 01:07:31,077 Aw, you take your best shot, 1581 01:07:31,106 --> 01:07:32,035 You old fart. 1582 01:07:32,074 --> 01:07:33,129 Now, don't take a look 1583 01:07:33,158 --> 01:07:34,090 At this picture 1584 01:07:34,119 --> 01:07:36,266 With your mother in bed 1585 01:07:36,295 --> 01:07:38,156 With Manuel noriega. 1586 01:07:38,185 --> 01:07:40,076 Aah! [Heart beating] 1587 01:07:40,105 --> 01:07:41,580 [Groans] 1588 01:07:44,142 --> 01:07:45,801 [Laughs maniacally] 1589 01:07:48,143 --> 01:07:49,803 Aah! 1590 01:07:49,841 --> 01:07:50,703 Luke! 1591 01:07:52,237 --> 01:07:53,899 He's down! He's out! 1592 01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:55,213 It's a heart attack, mean gene! 1593 01:07:55,242 --> 01:07:56,103 Massive cardiac. 1594 01:07:57,676 --> 01:07:58,857 What a wuss! 1595 01:07:58,896 --> 01:07:59,952 Father. 1596 01:08:01,513 --> 01:08:03,185 [Laughs mockingly] 1597 01:08:06,990 --> 01:08:07,664 Unh! 1598 01:08:12,757 --> 01:08:13,772 [Electric surge] 1599 01:08:13,812 --> 01:08:15,951 [Laughing] 1600 01:08:18,896 --> 01:08:20,757 [Heart beating] 1601 01:08:22,896 --> 01:08:23,827 Mean gene: He's coming back, 1602 01:08:23,856 --> 01:08:24,813 Ladies and gentlemen. 1603 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,867 Oh! What a comeback, Jesse ventura! 1604 01:08:26,896 --> 01:08:27,827 I don't believe it! 1605 01:08:27,855 --> 01:08:29,619 He was down and out and finished! 1606 01:08:32,017 --> 01:08:33,879 [Growls] 1607 01:08:33,908 --> 01:08:35,767 So, you're a hard man to kill. 1608 01:08:37,171 --> 01:08:38,293 [Blows a raspberry] 1609 01:08:38,321 --> 01:08:41,783 It might be easier if you were a woman. 1610 01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:43,988 Sister mayii! 1611 01:08:47,098 --> 01:08:49,331 [Laughs] 1612 01:08:49,369 --> 01:08:52,372 * Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya 1613 01:08:52,411 --> 01:08:55,575 * Kumbaya, my lord, Kumbaya 1614 01:08:55,605 --> 01:08:56,605 * Kumbaya... 1615 01:08:59,959 --> 01:09:01,439 [Humming] 1616 01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:11,003 That guy even scares me, mean gene. 1617 01:09:12,672 --> 01:09:13,880 Hi, yi, yi, yi! 1618 01:09:15,905 --> 01:09:17,371 [Singing Indian chant] 1619 01:09:17,410 --> 01:09:18,656 Well, it ain't star search, 1620 01:09:18,686 --> 01:09:21,027 But I got a million of these. 1621 01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:22,043 [Laughs] 1622 01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:25,852 [Imitating groucho marx] This is the craziest exorcism 1623 01:09:25,891 --> 01:09:26,685 I've ever performed. 1624 01:09:30,081 --> 01:09:31,011 Hey! 1625 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,420 Who are you? 1626 01:09:32,449 --> 01:09:35,012 [Imitating rambo] I'm your worst nightmare. 1627 01:09:37,725 --> 01:09:39,328 Something's wrong. 1628 01:09:41,534 --> 01:09:44,095 Ahh! Who needs steroids? 1629 01:09:44,134 --> 01:09:46,532 Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore. 1630 01:09:46,562 --> 01:09:47,557 [Softly] Or any less. 1631 01:09:47,586 --> 01:09:50,121 [Imitating hans and franz] And we are here to pump... 1632 01:09:50,149 --> 01:09:51,845 [Clap] You up! 1633 01:09:51,874 --> 01:09:53,027 Hey! 1634 01:09:53,065 --> 01:09:55,779 You're nothing but a little girly devil. 1635 01:09:55,818 --> 01:09:57,862 Satan! 1636 01:09:57,900 --> 01:09:58,859 Satan, you got him on the run. 1637 01:09:58,887 --> 01:10:00,008 What move you gonna use next? 1638 01:10:01,446 --> 01:10:05,036 Next, I'm gonna grab a wrestler by his neck, 1639 01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:07,050 Suck out his eyeballs, 1640 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,556 And spit 'em down his throat! 1641 01:10:08,585 --> 01:10:10,380 What did she say? 1642 01:10:10,409 --> 01:10:11,528 She's talking to you, mean gene. 1643 01:10:13,354 --> 01:10:16,229 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 1644 01:10:16,268 --> 01:10:17,610 In the name of the holy father, 1645 01:10:17,639 --> 01:10:19,789 I anoint this woman's body 1646 01:10:19,818 --> 01:10:21,871 With the symbol of God's goodness. 1647 01:10:23,655 --> 01:10:24,971 Ha ha! You missed! 1648 01:10:27,818 --> 01:10:28,682 You swine! 1649 01:10:30,092 --> 01:10:31,117 Ooh! 1650 01:10:31,146 --> 01:10:32,653 [Nancy laughs] 1651 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:37,227 Your tricks have no effect on me! 1652 01:10:37,265 --> 01:10:38,992 Father. 1653 01:10:39,021 --> 01:10:41,035 I'm seeing a pattern here. 1654 01:10:41,074 --> 01:10:42,830 [Laughing] 1655 01:10:42,858 --> 01:10:45,390 You fiend! 1656 01:10:45,428 --> 01:10:46,542 Why am I a fiend? 1657 01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,598 I was talking to her. 1658 01:10:47,636 --> 01:10:48,556 Well, you were looking at me. 1659 01:10:48,594 --> 01:10:49,421 Well, you know! 1660 01:10:49,459 --> 01:10:50,830 I had nothing to do with the water, Luke. 1661 01:10:50,869 --> 01:10:52,365 It came from over there and it came from up there. 1662 01:10:52,404 --> 01:10:53,141 [Roars] Luke! 1663 01:10:53,170 --> 01:10:54,609 Luke! 1664 01:10:54,636 --> 01:10:55,606 Leave her body! 1665 01:10:55,636 --> 01:10:58,417 Enter mine! Enter mine! 1666 01:11:07,732 --> 01:11:09,074 [Both gasp] 1667 01:11:12,787 --> 01:11:15,510 Luke! 1668 01:11:15,538 --> 01:11:18,360 Oh, no! 1669 01:11:18,390 --> 01:11:20,470 He's innocent. 1670 01:11:20,499 --> 01:11:23,540 It's my body you want. 1671 01:11:23,578 --> 01:11:25,371 Enter me! 1672 01:11:25,399 --> 01:11:26,965 Enter me! 1673 01:11:27,002 --> 01:11:28,891 Enter me! 1674 01:11:28,919 --> 01:11:31,224 Enter me! 1675 01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:45,881 Father mayii? 1676 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:46,591 Yes? 1677 01:11:51,934 --> 01:11:53,919 You may! [Screams] 1678 01:11:53,947 --> 01:11:54,850 Father, don't! 1679 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,001 [Growls] 1680 01:11:58,495 --> 01:11:59,972 [Nancy screams] 1681 01:12:04,162 --> 01:12:05,823 You talk about your action, Jesse! 1682 01:12:05,852 --> 01:12:07,645 It looks like a transvestite battle royal! 1683 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:18,207 [Laughing evilly] 1684 01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:30,754 Ooh... 1685 01:12:30,793 --> 01:12:33,479 Well, we almost had it there for a second, 1686 01:12:33,507 --> 01:12:35,398 Didn't we? 1687 01:12:35,436 --> 01:12:37,383 Nice goin'. Face it, 1688 01:12:37,411 --> 01:12:39,398 You guys can't beat me. 1689 01:12:39,436 --> 01:12:41,669 You're losers. 1690 01:12:41,709 --> 01:12:42,955 No one can destroy 1691 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:45,066 What the devil has created. Nyah! 1692 01:12:45,096 --> 01:12:46,917 If it takes my last breath, 1693 01:12:46,956 --> 01:12:48,712 I'll prove you wrong. 1694 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:50,630 What are we gonna do? We tried everything, 1695 01:12:50,669 --> 01:12:52,556 Everything the devil hates. 1696 01:12:52,585 --> 01:12:54,639 Prayers, holy water, 1697 01:12:54,668 --> 01:12:57,190 Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 1698 01:12:57,227 --> 01:12:57,871 Rock and roll? 1699 01:12:57,871 --> 01:13:01,229 Rock and roll? We never tried that. 1700 01:13:01,257 --> 01:13:03,052 I hate rock and roll. 1701 01:13:03,081 --> 01:13:06,314 Oh, you hate rock and roll? 1702 01:13:06,352 --> 01:13:10,379 Well, wait till you get a load of me! 1703 01:13:10,418 --> 01:13:11,627 [Devil with the blue dress playing] 1704 01:13:11,665 --> 01:13:12,720 * hey 1705 01:13:12,749 --> 01:13:13,968 * all right 1706 01:13:13,996 --> 01:13:15,376 * jump up 1707 01:13:15,405 --> 01:13:17,172 * get it 1708 01:13:17,201 --> 01:13:19,599 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress * 1709 01:13:19,638 --> 01:13:21,326 * devil with the blue dress on 1710 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:23,147 * ooh, yeah 1711 01:13:23,186 --> 01:13:25,391 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress * 1712 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:28,241 * devil with the blue dress on 1713 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:30,965 * Fe Fe fi fi fo fo fum 1714 01:13:30,994 --> 01:13:33,844 * lookin' mighty nice, here she comes * 1715 01:13:33,873 --> 01:13:36,596 * wearin' a wig, hat, and shades to match * 1716 01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:39,443 * got her high-heeled shoes and an alligator hat * 1717 01:13:39,473 --> 01:13:42,104 * wearin' her pearls and a diamond ring * 1718 01:13:42,133 --> 01:13:45,114 * she got bracelets on her fingers now and everything * 1719 01:13:45,143 --> 01:13:47,925 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress on * 1720 01:13:47,963 --> 01:13:49,844 * devil with the blue dress on 1721 01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:51,186 * oh, have mercy 1722 01:13:51,225 --> 01:13:53,842 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress on * 1723 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,636 * devil with the blue dress on 1724 01:13:56,665 --> 01:13:59,445 * wearin' her perfume, chanel no. 5 * 1725 01:13:59,484 --> 01:14:02,006 * she got to be the finest girl alive * 1726 01:14:02,044 --> 01:14:05,238 * she walks real cool, catches everybody's eye * 1727 01:14:05,276 --> 01:14:08,090 * she got such good lovin', they can't say good-bye * 1728 01:14:08,129 --> 01:14:10,332 * not too skinny, she's not too fat * 1729 01:14:10,361 --> 01:14:13,881 * she's a real humdinger, and I like it like that * 1730 01:14:13,910 --> 01:14:16,730 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress on * 1731 01:14:16,769 --> 01:14:18,014 * devil with the blue dress on 1732 01:14:18,044 --> 01:14:19,799 * hey, sing it now 1733 01:14:19,838 --> 01:14:21,978 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress * 1734 01:14:22,017 --> 01:14:24,059 * devil with the blue dress on 1735 01:14:24,098 --> 01:14:26,812 Hello, 911? This is the devil. 1736 01:14:26,851 --> 01:14:27,905 I'm being driven back to hell 1737 01:14:27,933 --> 01:14:29,498 By loud music. Could you... 1738 01:14:29,536 --> 01:14:32,156 [Click] Hello? Hello? 1739 01:14:32,195 --> 01:14:33,507 * aah 1740 01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:36,866 * Fe Fe fi fi fo fo fum 1741 01:14:36,895 --> 01:14:39,291 * look it, once again, here she comes * 1742 01:14:39,329 --> 01:14:41,855 * wearin' a wig, hat, and shades to match * 1743 01:14:41,893 --> 01:14:44,895 * got her high-heeled shoes and an alligator hat * 1744 01:14:44,934 --> 01:14:47,617 * wearin' her pearls and a diamond ring * 1745 01:14:47,646 --> 01:14:50,659 * she got bracelets on her fingers now and everything * 1746 01:14:50,688 --> 01:14:53,095 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress on * 1747 01:14:53,095 --> 01:14:56,484 * devil with the blue dress on 1748 01:14:56,522 --> 01:14:58,889 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress * 1749 01:14:58,918 --> 01:15:01,891 * devil with the blue dress on 1750 01:15:01,918 --> 01:15:04,771 * devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress * 1751 01:15:04,807 --> 01:15:06,821 * devil with the blue dress on 1752 01:15:06,849 --> 01:15:07,944 [Music stops] 1753 01:15:07,972 --> 01:15:10,122 No! 1754 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,383 There's no place like home. 1755 01:15:13,411 --> 01:15:14,946 There's no place like home. 1756 01:15:14,984 --> 01:15:15,917 Brophy: Nancy... 1757 01:15:15,946 --> 01:15:16,876 There's no place... 1758 01:15:16,904 --> 01:15:18,286 It's all over now. 1759 01:15:20,204 --> 01:15:21,672 Ooh! 1760 01:15:21,710 --> 01:15:23,273 Ooh! 1761 01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:25,356 Oh, father mayii! 1762 01:15:25,386 --> 01:15:26,823 You saved me once again! 1763 01:15:26,861 --> 01:15:29,037 How can I ever thank you? 1764 01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,123 Ooh! 1765 01:15:32,616 --> 01:15:35,628 Nancy, saving your soul is thanks enough. 1766 01:15:35,655 --> 01:15:38,508 Good will always triumph over evil. 1767 01:15:38,547 --> 01:15:40,270 But I'm confident now 1768 01:15:40,299 --> 01:15:44,109 That we have seen the last of this vile demon. 1769 01:15:44,147 --> 01:15:46,027 Satan: Mayii! 1770 01:15:46,065 --> 01:15:49,038 I'll be back! 1771 01:15:49,068 --> 01:15:54,093 All: Ohh, shit. 1772 01:15:54,131 --> 01:15:55,628 So, it happened. 1773 01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:57,846 Victory over the devil. 1774 01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:00,597 A great day for mankind. 1775 01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:03,792 And a pretty good day for split pea soup. 1776 01:16:03,830 --> 01:16:06,668 Nancy and Braydon are a happy couple again, 1777 01:16:06,707 --> 01:16:08,597 And the kids are just fine. 1778 01:16:08,626 --> 01:16:10,640 But now they're taking acting lessons. 1779 01:16:10,678 --> 01:16:12,437 But that's not important right now. 1780 01:16:12,474 --> 01:16:14,323 I have a very special guest here for you. 1781 01:16:14,352 --> 01:16:16,722 Nancy aglet. 1782 01:16:19,994 --> 01:16:22,009 Now, I'm sure many of you have questions 1783 01:16:22,039 --> 01:16:24,472 You'd like to ask. 1784 01:16:24,501 --> 01:16:25,883 Yes ? ******************************************** 1785 01:16:25,912 --> 01:16:27,859 How do you feel after all of this? 1786 01:16:27,898 --> 01:16:30,457 I feel wonderful. Thanks for asking. 1787 01:16:30,486 --> 01:16:32,309 Man: Uh... Uh... 1788 01:16:32,348 --> 01:16:33,691 Yes? 1789 01:16:33,718 --> 01:16:35,158 No offense, but I think 1790 01:16:35,186 --> 01:16:36,571 You're insulting our intelligence. 1791 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,884 I mean, honestly, 1792 01:16:37,913 --> 01:16:39,870 Do you expect us to swallow this bullshit? 1793 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:51,486 * re-re-re-repossessed 1794 01:16:51,514 --> 01:16:53,691 * oh, no 1795 01:16:55,484 --> 01:16:57,347 [Rap music playing] 1796 01:17:03,321 --> 01:17:05,212 * he's coming back 1797 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,296 * he's coming back 1798 01:17:07,334 --> 01:17:09,565 * he's coming back 1799 01:17:09,604 --> 01:17:11,523 * he's coming 1800 01:17:11,552 --> 01:17:13,596 * he's back, thought he was gone, Jack * 1801 01:17:13,634 --> 01:17:15,811 * now, in fact, he's back, and that as a black * 1802 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,729 * panther prowlin', bound to attack * 1803 01:17:17,757 --> 01:17:19,813 * a child lost in the wild 1804 01:17:19,841 --> 01:17:22,083 * this was his prey: A girl Nancy * 1805 01:17:22,112 --> 01:17:23,618 * would she get away? Or could she? Can she * 1806 01:17:23,646 --> 01:17:25,922 * find a way out? I doubt * 1807 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,166 * if she could, 'cause the devil's all about * 1808 01:17:28,196 --> 01:17:31,973 * evil power ruling intended, bad intentions always demented * 1809 01:17:32,002 --> 01:17:33,893 * through a TV set he sent it 1810 01:17:33,922 --> 01:17:36,129 * soul destroyer, and he meant it * 1811 01:17:36,167 --> 01:17:38,017 * like before, the curse will persist * 1812 01:17:38,055 --> 01:17:39,812 * part one of the exorcist * 1813 01:17:39,850 --> 01:17:41,892 * but this time father mayii's twice as pissed * 1814 01:17:41,922 --> 01:17:43,783 * because once again Linda Blair got dissed * 1815 01:17:43,811 --> 01:17:45,703 * the devil 1816 01:17:45,731 --> 01:17:47,113 * he's coming 1817 01:17:47,141 --> 01:17:48,138 * back 1818 01:17:48,166 --> 01:17:50,057 * the devil 1819 01:17:50,085 --> 01:17:51,138 * he's coming 1820 01:17:51,176 --> 01:17:52,099 * back 1821 01:17:52,137 --> 01:17:53,895 * the devil 1822 01:17:53,934 --> 01:17:54,987 * he's coming 1823 01:17:55,016 --> 01:17:55,945 * back 1824 01:17:55,973 --> 01:17:57,863 * the devil 1825 01:17:57,901 --> 01:17:59,975 * he's coming 1826 01:18:00,014 --> 01:18:02,411 * he' back, and he's on a rampage * 1827 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:04,493 * like a madman through a crowd with a 12-gauge * 1828 01:18:04,522 --> 01:18:06,823 * shotgun, but this one's the terrible ruler of hell * 1829 01:18:06,862 --> 01:18:08,619 * he makes lives unbearable 1830 01:18:08,658 --> 01:18:10,697 * ask father mayii or father Luke * 1831 01:18:10,727 --> 01:18:12,973 * he seized Nancy's soul, and he made her puke * 1832 01:18:13,002 --> 01:18:14,383 * up pea soup all over a priest's suit * 1833 01:18:14,411 --> 01:18:16,139 * and I used to think Linda Blair was cute * 1834 01:18:16,177 --> 01:18:18,220 * now she's haunted, taken control of again * 1835 01:18:18,259 --> 01:18:20,655 * in the end, good will triumph and always win * 1836 01:18:20,685 --> 01:18:22,575 * in the meantime, though, you watch her head spin * 1837 01:18:22,604 --> 01:18:24,725 * it's 360, the face of sin rapidly turnin' * 1838 01:18:24,754 --> 01:18:26,421 * bed posts burnin' 1839 01:18:26,450 --> 01:18:28,301 * it's gonna take a lot more than some stupid silly sermon * 1840 01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:30,381 * to destroy him or even annoy him * 1841 01:18:30,411 --> 01:18:33,079 * in his time of demonic, chaotic mayhem * 1842 01:18:33,107 --> 01:18:34,546 * with the thrill of a chiller, the devil ultimate killer * 1843 01:18:34,573 --> 01:18:37,107 * live on Ernest and fannie rae weller's show * 1844 01:18:37,136 --> 01:18:40,311 * prime-time, so father mayii and Luke are on the go * 1845 01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:42,901 * in the gyms and liftin', movin', quickin' * 1846 01:18:42,930 --> 01:18:44,722 * buildin' confidence, gettin' swift and * 1847 01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,709 * ready for butt-kickin' at its best * 1848 01:18:46,738 --> 01:18:48,628 * 'cause Nancy's been repossessed * 1849 01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:50,547 * the devil 1850 01:18:50,585 --> 01:18:51,640 * he's coming 1851 01:18:51,669 --> 01:18:52,599 * back 1852 01:18:52,628 --> 01:18:54,516 * the devil 1853 01:18:54,545 --> 01:18:55,638 * he's coming 1854 01:18:55,668 --> 01:18:56,601 * back 1855 01:18:56,629 --> 01:18:58,519 * the devil 1856 01:18:58,547 --> 01:18:59,640 * he's coming 1857 01:18:59,669 --> 01:19:00,598 * back 1858 01:19:00,628 --> 01:19:02,518 * the devil 1859 01:19:02,557 --> 01:19:03,830 * he's coming 1860 01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:05,269 * back 1861 01:19:20,830 --> 01:19:23,033 * third verse, could you believe it gets worse? * 1862 01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:25,530 * still in effect, this damn curse came demon * 1863 01:19:25,569 --> 01:19:27,035 * d-e-v-i-l 1864 01:19:27,064 --> 01:19:29,118 * well, how can we send the punk back to hell? * 1865 01:19:29,146 --> 01:19:31,199 * was the question asked by two on a mission * 1866 01:19:31,227 --> 01:19:33,115 * restorin' the soul to God-given condition * 1867 01:19:33,145 --> 01:19:35,035 * of life to Nancy's body and veins * 1868 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,595 * 'cause Satan crawled under her skin and into her brains * 1869 01:19:37,624 --> 01:19:40,800 * like a psychoanalyst analyzin' only bad parts * 1870 01:19:40,829 --> 01:19:43,678 * hypnotizin' the rest of 'em, gettin' the best of 'em * 1871 01:19:43,707 --> 01:19:45,406 * testin' 'em, soon possessin' 'em * 1872 01:19:45,444 --> 01:19:47,046 * in no time at all 1873 01:19:47,076 --> 01:19:49,280 * he makes Hitler look like Lucille ball * 1874 01:19:49,308 --> 01:19:51,334 * this ain't a joke or some kind of dream * 1875 01:19:51,363 --> 01:19:53,280 * put yourself into her scene 1876 01:19:53,309 --> 01:19:55,333 * possessed by the demon, can't even scream * 1877 01:19:55,361 --> 01:19:57,117 * Jason can't even join the team * 1878 01:19:57,155 --> 01:19:59,555 * he's too nice. The devil's scheme is mean * 1879 01:19:59,584 --> 01:20:01,127 * to the fullest extent, or so it would seem * 1880 01:20:01,157 --> 01:20:03,361 * the only thing the priests have goin' on * 1881 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,472 * is generic holy water evian 1882 01:20:05,511 --> 01:20:07,526 * they threw it on and saw the wrong choice was chosen * 1883 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:09,445 * wanted to use the real stuff, but the church was closed * 1884 01:20:09,482 --> 01:20:12,484 * if the devil's got you runnin' so hot you appear on TV * 1885 01:20:12,523 --> 01:20:15,882 * while millions watch you exercisin' your live exorcism * 1886 01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:17,771 * yo, you know how you're livin' * 1887 01:20:17,799 --> 01:20:20,138 * lousy. Want to get back full control? * 1888 01:20:20,167 --> 01:20:22,566 * get back your given soul? 1889 01:20:22,605 --> 01:20:23,978 * play rock and roll 1890 01:20:24,006 --> 01:20:25,609 * he hates that 1891 01:20:25,638 --> 01:20:27,687 * the devil 1892 01:20:27,716 --> 01:20:28,619 * he's coming 1893 01:20:28,648 --> 01:20:29,577 * back 1894 01:20:29,606 --> 01:20:31,497 * the devil 1895 01:20:31,525 --> 01:20:32,781 * he's coming 1896 01:20:32,809 --> 01:20:33,742 * back 1897 01:20:33,771 --> 01:20:35,657 * the devil 1898 01:20:35,687 --> 01:20:36,974 * he's coming 1899 01:20:37,002 --> 01:20:37,933 * back 1900 01:20:37,962 --> 01:20:39,784 * the devil 1901 01:20:39,823 --> 01:20:40,973 * he's coming 1902 01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,190 * back 1903 01:20:42,854 --> 01:20:48,954 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org126013