Original subtitles

TERRA, 1987

You have nothing to see on the cable except for public access broadcasts.

The rest are only shots of all shit.

As a full member of the TV generation,

I feel tired. You do not?

I do not feel anything.

This stuff is parking I'm interrupting my blood circulation.

- Are you ready for the SandM comedy? - No, it'll take a while.

Alan, when I rented that film,

I got another movie. Let's go.

Your favorite. A SF in the 1950s.

TRANSMITTER

Be careful, it even works.

Cinema in their own home.

I'm glad to like you, Eva. I heard the Smith family

They bought one.

We need to move with the '80s.

Julia, be careful. The movie This is done in the year ...

1957. They predicted c In the '80s we will have videos.

We thank the stars for modern comfort.

Now I can crouch ...

And watch movies on TV.

Look like some jerk chewing my popcorn in my ears.

What are you up to, dear?

Milo?

Something wrong with the movie sta.

I feel very strange.

My dear, I asked you what movie you're staring at.

Eva?

Remote control?

The remote ... It's called And that movie.

No! Get him down! Eva!

What are you doing? No!

No!

Translation and adaptation Vlad (blitzard43@yahoo.com) (Registered Trademark) - 2016

Synchronization: "roeduard" for the variant "Remote Control (1988) -wk3d"

What the hell ?

I suffocate in the costume. I should get him out

Before I can see the children mbr cat a a.

Alan? You just can not register It's shaken, huh?

Alan? What has happened?

- Do not you hear? - What ?

What's going on ?

Not !

REMOTE

Cosmo, leave the boxes and help me to arrange the decor.

Good. Can I help with something?

- "Sheds Sacked". - "Stolen Scripts"?

Franjois Truffaut.

He seems to be French. Why do not you check? the section of foreign movies?

He's French. I've already checked.

Cosmo!

- Is it a romantic movie? - Very.

- What is it about ? - Unconditional love.

Interesting. I'm very frank.

And I have to say that is very hard to find.

What ? Box or love?

- Both. - Cosmo! Come here.

By the way, what's your name?

If I find the tape, what name does it retain?

Belinda Watson. Thanks for your help.

I thank you.

- efu '! - Help me to arrange these.

You smoke ? I told you about thousands how many times do not smoke here.

These loops should merge.

I tried all night past , but in vain.

DO NOT TAKE YOUR CONTROL ONLY

This thing was supposed to happen.

Georgie, why do not you try to put it in the prism?

- Marf. - Exactly.

- "Remote Control". - The vendor who came yesterday

gave me the tapes for free, if you install the sta n fa pan panel.

Let's get two.

And I got it And a free mirror.

- Jesus! It draws attention not glum ... - Seriously ?

The most frightening thing to which we can forget, we are.

Ask any psychologist you want.

I'm over. I have to deal of playing tapes.

Do not forget to return the boxes Running, bullshit!

- Sorry, sir. - It's a wicked one and he's thriving his business.

Sorry, sir. He did not want to jigneasc no one. That's his way of being.

- His mouth is defiled. - Seriously ? And you are just like him.

Cosmo?

- Can you find a cassette? - If I can help you with something ...

M sorry ...

"Remote control".

- I thought they were exhausted. - I just got it.

But he's too frightening for you.

Maybe you will have to come with me, s m ii de m n .

- It is mine ! I saw it first. - I'm very sorry, lady.

- Sorry, first come, first served. - I saw her first, and she knows.

One second, sir.

Ascult pu in ...

- Can you do me a favor? - What ?

- You do not want to choose another movie? - Do not even talk.

- How do you know you like it? - I know.

- Have you seen the "World War"? - Not.

Sir, he said if you did And gawsi i "The World War",

to give it with joy the copy of the "Remote Control".

I never said that.

I did not find the other movie.

I'm sorry.

Aşteaptă-mă în maşină. I'll be there in a moment.

Here's your box and card. Thank you so much.

How sweet? You want me to reserve "The World War" when it comes back?

Of course.

I understand the same such as "Remote Control".

Let's put it in a bag.

If you want, you can save your reserves "Remote control" when it comes back.

No, no need. Thank you.

- Do not you need it? - Do not you need it?

Remind me to order a dozen of "Telecom" cassettes.

There was some more like the warmth.

Look at them!

They stand in front of the park, park they have never seen a mirror in their lives.

You sure do not want a bag for cassettes? Good evening!

Hey, Cosmo ... "The World War".

It was all this time at the Returns section.

That guy, Allegra, wanted the movie. Say it and tell her I found it!

Me?

- Why do not you take her the tape? - Are you going with me?

Get me sick. You wait for me to drive.

Georgie, when do you hear about it? Women do not smoke.

If you always use the prints, you would never know to go.

Do not use cages.

My sorghum arrived.

Hello, giant. Come on, fuck Uncle Cosmo.

- Hello, Georgia. - Good, Patricia.

I can borrow a movie from Uncle Cosmo?

Do not even speak.

- Come on, go get a movie. - I just said I did not.

Why do you trust him?

Close your eyes when you pass through the area of ​​adult films.

Cosmo, let's go And let's go home.

Remote control?

No! Get him down. Eva, what are you doing?

No!

Enough, he's already dead!

What a shit!

What's your problem, lady?

Dear good ! I'm at the Hidden Room!

Hello, Allen Funt.

What are you doing here?

I came to see the movie.

I wondered why we would not lose control?

What's the noise?

What ?

If you take the tape and me do you know u a-n fa ?

Keep your nose!

Why do not you bother with Dolores?

If you have a friend with Halfway like Dolores,

She would put me on the spot.

- Georgie, do not fuck you up. - Seriously ?

That's why my sister has divorced, and Matthew has no father.

The same thing happened And with my parents.

Between them, it was just a physical attraction.

Unconditional love counts ... That's hard to find.

Where do you get all this crap?

- From Belinda Watson. Mihto, right? - Yes.

- Georgie! - Yes ?

Have you forgotten anything?

How does it look like?

If the wrecking would kill, would be dead for a long time.

- Stay here, okay? - Sure.

Cosmo, come on.

Be careful there!

It seems like it should let me wait for the line.

Georgie, we are two lads get into the nets of love.

What are you doing, Georgie? Go back.

- Voyerius is considered an offense. - No, no one sees you.

You have an idea what I put you s munce ti la bul u?

I do not want to take part to this perversion.

- The action starts. - What ?

I saw the guy again.

- It's Belinda's lover. - Do not waste time.

It's just like the guy in the movie.

It does not resemble those old SF films. At that time there were no sex scenes.

Maybe it's one of the movies those with sexual education.

He's on TV. I think they are signing up for themselves!

Get out of there!

Damn it !

Come quickly ! They are her parents.

I'm curious what the parents say when they saw the movie.

Oh, she wants to fuck.

- What the hell is going on up there? - I think he rented a movie.

Neither did I know that it's home. Allegra?

Sweetie, are you all right?

Ready or not, come after you!

I'll catch you!

I caught you !

Domni oar , I know they are not an unknown to you.

For a long time you follow in secret.

"Lord, I know they are not an unknown for you "

"For a long time you follow in secret. "

But for a few days, I'm not trying to hide anymore.

Now I know the time has come.

Come on, Cosmo! It's the busiest time of the day.

Let's see what it's like to be touched by Cupid's dick.

I do not want to lose my job when quoting from the movies. Come on!

Because you have to Break the Provisional Links

that you are attaching by some temporary workers.

"... which attaches you by some temporary persons. "

- He'll be back in the back. - That's the nature of the gods. Did not you see Dallas?

Sometimes I seem to know more than you about women.

If you rub the mint, I'll hire someone else in your place.

- You coming? - Yes, I came.

"Stolen Sockets" arrived. I set it aside for you.

Thanks.

He arrived this morning.

- Do you have the remote? - A moment, sir.

- Georgie, fr ic ... - What ?

- We still have the remote? - Somebody just got a cassette.

Taman there.

Come with me, domni oar .

I saw him too. It is very...

- Are I franking? - Yes.

Randolph Lane? Get up quickly the hierarchy of society, is not it?

You told her about it her excited boyfriend?

- Wait! - I do not want to mix in your game.

You got it ?

Domni oar ?

My lord, I know I'm not an unknown for you.

For a long time you follow in secret.

I understand that you have to Break the provisional links

that attaches you by some temporary persons ...

- So what's going on here? - Nothing.

I quote a scene from the movie which I rented.

We'd better go if you do you want to get some rest.

Thank you for your help.

Aşteteapt !

There's something in between. I know everything about life.

I know all the world He did not know the world.

Las -m s ies!

We will be an example.

We will never lose ourselves, nor mskar for a clip.

- You are crazy to tie. You know, right? - Yeah sure.

I am blinded by desire.

Maybe he should take glasses.

Do you have anything? He deserves his tease.

- Cosmo! - Baft, Artie. How's the deal going?

Go inside.

Ladies and gentlemen, please Pick up the store.

Wait a minute! Cosmo!

Artie, what does she want from me?

Depress your legs!

- I hope he's a joke, Artie. - Get out of your legs!

Where you walked yesterday, ladies?

A lady broke s watching TV,

He put on a space suit And he slapped his knee to death.

And the two of you busy Allegra James and her entire family.

I have found the library card on the lawn. Did anyone steal the wallet?

We looked at her on the window. I did not kill her.

Tac-a-fleanca, Georgia.

- Artie, you've known me for a long time. - Yes, for too long.

The one who did it just been here.

- Belinda! - Do not smell!

- I swear, Artie. I saw him. - Have you seen him?

- And I and Georgie saw him. - Witnesses say there were two babies.

Georgie crouched down the wall to the face window. You're the same.

Please, store the store. The key is in my pocket.

- They were recording on the video, not Georgie? - Yeah, and we were watching TV.

Tell that to the judge too!

Artie, there's a video camera out there. And a video recorder.

And what? Everyone has one. I really have two.

Did you look in and in? Maybe the tape has stayed there.

The guy is filming when he commits a murder. Run with the camera but forget about the box?

Maybe something scared him nc t s fug .

It's my shot, Artie. For the sake of times of ages.

- What's going on? - The invisible evidence is hard to find.

It works! Movies at our home.

I'm glad to like you, Eva. I heard the Smith family

They bought one.

Leave it bald, there's nothing there. Just take a movie.

Damn it ! She could have sworn that they were filming.

Artie, get me the cakes. I have to call that girl,

to tell him that he's got a maniac.

Come on, Artie, I will not run. I swear it!

No! Leave the gun down! Eva!

What are you doing? No!

No!

Matrix number 1 from the main bulldozer.

Thank you.

Cosmo, be careful here! I'm on TV.

I said I was a room here somewhere.

Me and Georgia I saw everything on TV.

The TV can be zoomed.

Artie, close that porridge!

It may register even over the crime scene.

That room must to be here ...

R m i n ma in .

Artie, what are you doing?

Artie, I will not run. Jur!

Artie, did you want something?

Artie, are you stupid?

What has happened?

What has happened? Who was impressed?

- I shot Artie. - Are you kidding?

- Did you find the camera? - Not. I searched it everywhere.

Suddenly, he started ssh turns to me.

He would not have been Artie anymore. He started to shoot after me.

She's got her own partner.

- I had to kill him. - You shot Artie with your own arm!

Who will believe us now? The electric chair is waiting for us!

This box proves it to tell the truth.

- Have you recorded everything? - I hope.

If it's not a room there, It means losing my mines.

What's up man ? The cassette store is in no other direction.

Stng. The right.

Stng. The right.

Flex the braces.

Prepare your running.

Brackel up. Very good.

The right body.

Come on!

Belinda! Focus on yourself!

Your feet up!

Mi ca i-v !

You will watch toat via a?

May be. If that's what it means Get away from Victor.

I'm flattered. But if you do Try to insinuate c

my friend m n eal , I do not think that's your business.

- Do not worry. He wants to kill you. - S m ucid ?

- What does that mean? - Premeditated crime.

Get out of here.

Cosmo, what are you doing with her? We have to get out of here.

- There have already been 2 patrols here. - Get up!

- Not. - I told you to get up, okay?

Cosmo, wait, you must s parking parking.

The police do not pay parking. Intr !

- Disables security cameras. - How? I've been to the mines.

Put your hands here!

- Cosmo! - Hold on!

Please do not kill me.

I can not force myself to do it.

Come on!

It's the hammer. Break it out.

You can see her boyfriend playing with her Jack Spintecatorulul. White and black.

Immediately after this scene.

The lady realizes an incision In the breast of the soy, with the knitting machine.

Cosmo, check it s nie vin poli aii.

After seeing the screen, make a weird face.

What are you doing ? There is no time just watch your movie now.

Georgia, security cameras they started alone.

Impossible.

Cosmo, be careful!

What are you doing ?

What are you doing ?

Georgie, stop the video!

That's exactly what happened And Artie.

There's something unclean with the movie sta.

It makes you lose control, as this sounds like this advertisement.

I do not mind me now, Cosmo!

"A tongue discovers the sinister plan of extraterrestrials

And fight countercurrency for to save mankind from self-destruction. "

Extrateretrii. To control women in the movie.

But who controlled her?

- I could have killed you. - He should have killed you.

Come on!

Do you have any other copies?

Yes, one that he's already leased Victor.

Your sweetheart, Victor, has the other copy.

Let's check it out and come in!

Here.

She did not get her eyes.

Stay ! Do not fuck!

Good day, lady.

- Do not give me the ticket? - We do not use it anymore.

Too many complaints for stolen machines.

Make sure you get stuck. I have valuable things there.

Goodbye, sir. Poft bun !

Climb up!

- Marf! - Come on, I said to climb.

Thank you.

Better teach. Dacian you are innocent, you should not run away.

- We have to prove it first. - Victor does not have the only specimen.

The man who brought me the tape, has also distributed them to other stores.

Where is the closest Rental Center Cassette?

Satellite Video, on Ardsley Street.

Stay with her. And look out for the shelf.

Come on, get out of my place.

Hello. Who's going around here?

I'm the boss here. Mori, you cousin!

- mpu c -l! - What do you say ?

mpu c it!

The gun!

Not me, not him. mpu c it!

Damn it !

Love him!

Oh, my own!

With the gun!

Fortunately, they were released few copies on the market.

Create to control people's mines. The control panel triggers everything.

It was just what to order a dozen!

Let's contact you all rental centers.

- Do you have any idea where the centers are in this? - n ar ? In all the world!

Who fabrics these boxes? Belinda, check the cover!

Polaris Video.

And I'm looking at the phone book, s we find the address.

It's good to handle. I do not want to get things out of man.

Do you think it's open? We will not see people inside.

- Yes. E s mb t . - They will not let us get our nose over there.

We need a plan.

Nobu Hashimoto s is present to Production.

Mitsu Narahara s presents himself at the security office.

Here we have the production section In limited edition.

What does that mean? From 50 up to 200 pcs per order.

What is the title of the project, dle ...?

McNutney.

The project is about ... how s ...

How to become Jane Fonda.

- Definitely out of the ordinary. - There is not anything else on the market.

I know you'll be a star.

In the end, all the world will look like Jane Fonda.

I think you'll need it of many copies.

Follow the multiplication room.

Akira Yashita s presents himself at room number 2.

Mrs. McNutney will die of wisdom when I tell you what I saw here.

At the moment, all the tapes completed are gathered here.

Others are empty for the next multiplication.

What do you register here? Maybe we already know the movies ...

Not yet, but soon you will hear of them.

Wait! Do not go there!

Hey, you, stop that tape!

Close u a. Fuck her!

These boxes are destroyed innocent people.

I think that's what it is there is no novelty for them.

Cassettes do not destroy people. People are destroying people.

Is not he, Denver?

And you're involved, right?

Toys from Polaris Video we are In the service of the Master of Controller.

Master of the Controller?

Up there. A brilliant star in the sky.

Who do you think you are talking to, buddy?

You have no bullets. You thought you could come in here with an arm nc rcat ?

I am waiting for you to come.

Come on, enjoy your movie!

Your technology is being transported has evolved too much.

Must stop!

The "Remote Control" has been explored on all the earth's surface.

Now friends, it's the turn your control is lost.

Do not do it. She can not control her.

- Denver, look at the monitor. Look at you! - Do not listen to him. Get him down!

That's enough ! Victor did not resist of darkness.

It's all my fault. I bought it copyright for "Remote Control".

I thought it was a movie like any other.

- How can we stop it? - Destroy all the boxes.

Absolutely everything. It takes one alone to make another one thousand.

Why they chose the videos to destroy mankind?

Jesus! The film gave them the crazy idea from the beginning.

Cosmo, destroy the control panel!

- Where am I ? - Upstairs.

Dear good ! Georgie!

Stop them! It's Going to Produce!

Run the movie.

- The Controller does not allow us. - The controller's dead.

Come on, let's go!

I'm the Controller now. I'll serve the Master of Control.

Stop them! It's Going to Produce!

Move faster!

The "Telecom" boxes were delivered In all the world.

Cosmo, you have to stop them.

Georgie, the wound is serious!

- Come on, I'll get you out of here. - Not.

I'm here, Georgie.

You two are a successful couple!

Do not talk to her, Georgie. You get her out of here.

Come on, Georgie, get up! Do not do me like this.

I'll get you out of here. Come on!

Let's go!

Get out of here now!

Where am I?

It goes to the tanks.

Stop them!

Wait! Stop it!

Wait, Cosmo! Stop it!

Let's go!

Trucks with "Remote Control" have they already gone?

That's the first one.

Get out of here! Drive!

Let's go!

Cosmo, Where are we going?

At rental centers.

Here's our center. He's tested.

What does that mean?

Two centers are scanned.

Vid-O-Rama and Satellite Video.

Circles means new orders.

Let's go to Vid-O-Rama to take the tapes.

And that's what it is the story of "Remote Control".

Cosmo!

Come on!

At the time!

And you!

What role does the panel have? Why did you move it to my eyes?

Sorry, but it is not controlled from this counter.

- Do not worry, do not fuck you. - I did not manipulate him, but his children.

It was in the storehouse. They brought him here, in front of him.

Belinda, no.

Disconnect the panel. It's not an ordinary one.

See ? He controlled the children to bring it here, to the face.

We're coming.

Give me that tape!

We need to find who hired the other 2 copies of the "Remote Control".

- And their addresses. - You can not control yourself.

- The mouth ! - Belinda ...

You need to help us. Who did the other tapes get?

One at Retro-Club and the other one at Patricia DiClemente.

- What the ? - Patricia ...

- Patricia and how? - My sister.

The box is for my nephew.

Why do not you go home can you see a movie?

Sooner or later will call here. Let's do it all.

She's not a killer. I know him my brother better than you.

Cosmo does not come here and he certainly will not call.

Something is wrong with the movie sta. I feel very strange.

Dr gu ! How do you like coffee?

Black.

Remote control?

Take your gun.

I'll see you here, okay?

Of these possible rescuers of the earth,

I do not know how to do it they picked me up on me.

U.S.

I did not know. I want it with milk.

What are you doing? No, Eve! No!

Mama, I'm on TV.

Good, Uncle Cosmo! Good, Uncle Cosmo!

Not !

Police! Do not smell!

Do not get close, cuckoo!

Why did you come home? Why ?

Come back!

Stop the box!

You have to stop the tape.

Please, listen to me!

Hey, Lieutenant, you see that?

Come on!

Let me go!

Are you mad? What happened here?

Do not do the innocent with me. You killed that family.

No, the guys did it from the rental center.

They gave it to them.

You told Polaris Video We go there.

When they told me that you have been seen by them,

I was sure they did.

Everything's okay.

You are safe now.

Come on. I'll take you home.

Belinda, please be home. Please.

- Who is ? - It's me, Cosmo.

It is not easy for you to live.

- You got the box from the Retro club? - No, but I saw how he burned.

- I got the copy of Victor. - Here you go ?

Where did you get that from ?

From Victor. He gave it to me.

- Oh, yeah, simple? - Exactly.

Cosmo, and he saved my life.

- Do you have a hammer? - In the right drawer.

- Where are you going ? - I need a real hammer.

You were here ... What has happened?

This is not the box. runs right now, beyond.

You've put me on a course!

It was all about it Begin from beginning.

We two together, a lying madness ...

Hello, Cosmo. Do you want a slice?

You probably wondered how will the movie end, not Cosmo?

Well, let me see.

The hero surrenders to the Controller. And the Master manages to destroy mankind.

Who's there ?

Who's there ?

Cosmo!

I'm glad c e ti teaf r. Is Matthew well?

But where's Victor?

In the garage, you are resting definitively.

- Why does the lights stop working? - I stopped the power, stop the movie.

Here you go ?

- Do not make mironosi a. - I'm not lying to you.

I remember Victor driving me home

And as he repeated to me That you are the killer.

He was so convincing, I put him in the house.

The last thing I remember ...

The tape was running then.

Cosmo, no matter what I said, it was not me...

Cosmo ... I love you!

- Cosmo, did you get in touch? - Come here, it's okay.

Good, honey.

You found the gun. Wonderful! We'll need her.

What are you doing ? I told you, it ended.

Give me your gun!

I do not believe ! You have a different voice.

Do not you think? Do you remember? Our love is not temporary.

Without obligation.

Come on, give me your gun!

T rf cretin ! O s mori.

Look at us!

You try to kill yourself. I'm trying to kill you.

You do not understand that they do not step on them who dies while he is learning?

You there... Can you hear?

Do not kill my friends ...

Do not mess with my people ...

No one is playing with this planet!

Did you understand ?! No one !

- I wonder how the original movie ends. - Are you kidding? Exactly.

We're learning.

No, we won, Cosmo.

Synchronization: "roeduard" for the variant "Remote Control (1988) -wk3d"

Translation and adaptation Vlad (blitzard43@yahoo.com) (Registered Trademark) - 2016