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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:02,557 One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, 2 00:00:02,592 --> 00:00:04,500 Shake it, dude. 3 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,820 Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:39,623 Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,877 Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,255 Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:53,430 I don't give a shit. I need to talk to him now. 8 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:05,323 Stuart, I can't do this. I-I won't do this. I'll give the god-damned money... 9 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:11,405 All right, okay, I'll listen. Go on. 10 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,950 I know that. 11 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:16,366 I know that. Yeah. 12 00:01:16,401 --> 00:01:18,620 What the fuck is going on here? 13 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:21,280 Your subject's being most uncooperative. 14 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,018 He said he made a big mistake. He's talking to his agent. 15 00:01:24,053 --> 00:01:26,453 Well, did you remind him that he has a contract? 16 00:01:26,488 --> 00:01:29,075 Yeah, I thought we'd leave that little tidbit to you. 17 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:30,490 Well, now it's my turn. 18 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,130 And you're going to fucking listen to me. 19 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,560 I'm going to leave here right now. 20 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,000 Do you understand me? 21 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:37,000 No, I'm not going to "grin and bare it". 22 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,965 You've got to get me out of this. 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,769 Anything I can do to help? 24 00:01:40,804 --> 00:01:42,803 Yeah. You can get me my pants. 25 00:01:42,838 --> 00:01:45,340 Oh. Before I do that, why don't we discuss your concerns? 26 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:48,306 There's nothing to discuss. I'm not doing it. 27 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:53,431 Uh, it's a little bit late for that, isn't it? 28 00:01:53,466 --> 00:01:56,195 I'm Drew Boyd. I call the shots. 29 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:59,115 Except when I have the ball. 30 00:01:59,925 --> 00:02:03,543 I'm feeling kind of exposed, you know? 31 00:02:03,578 --> 00:02:05,930 I'm not used to standing around in my shorts. 32 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:08,083 What about in the locker room? You stand around in a lot less. 33 00:02:08,118 --> 00:02:11,287 In the locker room, everyone is showing their ass. 34 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,571 Huh. Come. 35 00:02:20,071 --> 00:02:21,243 Nice, Drew. 36 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:23,200 Good. 37 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,600 A little smile. 38 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,230 Good, nice. 39 00:02:28,464 --> 00:02:30,070 That's it, Drew. 40 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,810 Hold the ball up. 41 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:33,970 High up. You won the game. 42 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,140 Christ, he's hot. 43 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,440 What a pity he's straight. 44 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:40,717 Well, even if he weren't, you think he�d fuck you wearing those? 45 00:02:40,752 --> 00:02:44,883 Wasn't expecting to be standing around in my shorts. 46 00:02:44,918 --> 00:02:46,603 Now go for a long pass. 47 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:49,727 That's good. I like it. Beautiful. 48 00:02:49,762 --> 00:02:54,309 I don't know if he's going to sell any underwear, but he sure as hell is going to sell a lot of Kleenex. 49 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:56,530 Beautiful. 50 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,000 down on my knees 51 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:12,642 You know, once I got used to everybody staring at me in my shorts, 52 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,691 got to be a real turn-on. 53 00:03:14,726 --> 00:03:18,139 But only I know what's under them. 54 00:03:20,319 --> 00:03:22,683 I guess we'd better get up. 55 00:03:22,718 --> 00:03:23,765 What's your hurry? 56 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:26,256 Well, as soon as we're through, you always 57 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:29,305 bound out of bed and race to the shower, so I just assumed... 58 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:31,090 Why don't we just lie here? 59 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:33,196 You sure? 60 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,291 You see me moving? 61 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:41,280 Wow! What's the world coming to? 62 00:03:41,315 --> 00:03:44,372 First a kiss, then sticking around. 63 00:03:44,407 --> 00:03:48,070 Next thing you know, you'll be asking me to the big game. 64 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:51,800 Yeah, I said too much, didn't I? 65 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:55,083 You know the rules. 66 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:56,710 I know. 67 00:03:56,950 --> 00:04:01,213 What goes on in this room is between you, me and the four walls, 68 00:04:01,248 --> 00:04:02,883 and must never leave here on penalty of death. 69 00:04:02,918 --> 00:04:04,853 You got it, sport. 70 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,585 Hey, leave a message. 71 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,170 Straight to voice mail. 72 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,200 What's the point of getting him a cell phone, if he's not going to pick up? 73 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:29,028 That's me going off in your pocket. How about answering it for a change? 74 00:04:29,063 --> 00:04:30,039 What's up your ass? 75 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,725 It's past 11:00. 76 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:34,240 You missed your curfew, again. Where you been? 77 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,707 Studying with a friend. 78 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:37,642 Every night this week? 79 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:38,730 We're working on a project. 80 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:39,809 Who is this friend? 81 00:04:39,909 --> 00:04:41,284 Someone from school. 82 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:42,116 And the project? 83 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,001 It's for science. 84 00:04:44,036 --> 00:04:45,700 Penicillin's already been discovered. What have you found? 85 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:47,846 What's with all the fucking questions? 86 00:04:47,881 --> 00:04:49,966 We would like an honest answer. 87 00:04:50,001 --> 00:04:50,800 I told you the truth. 88 00:04:50,830 --> 00:04:52,923 If you don't want to believe me, that's your problem. 89 00:04:57,789 --> 00:04:59,000 I hate to say it... 90 00:04:59,035 --> 00:05:01,727 You don't have to. I already know what you're thinking. 91 00:05:02,027 --> 00:05:03,260 If he's out hustling again, 92 00:05:03,295 --> 00:05:05,841 I will fucking rip his balls off, as my dear mother would say. 93 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:09,309 Let's hope we've instilled more self-respect in him than that. 94 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:10,921 After the way he's been acting... 95 00:05:10,956 --> 00:05:12,727 Whatever it is, we'll find out eventually. 96 00:05:14,359 --> 00:05:16,081 Then what? 97 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:18,547 Then we'll just have to deal with it. 98 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,195 Need some help? 99 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:37,509 Uh, no. Thanks. I can do it. I do it every morning. 100 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:39,633 Ah, shit! 101 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:44,283 My back's been killing me ever since I did that goddamn mural. 102 00:05:44,318 --> 00:05:47,203 Hope Michelangelo had a good chiropractor. 103 00:05:48,352 --> 00:05:50,661 Why haven't you returned my calls? 104 00:05:50,696 --> 00:05:52,570 I've been busy. 105 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,185 The show's been a huge success. Isn't that great? 106 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,176 Almost everything's sold. 107 00:05:57,211 --> 00:05:59,487 Another month of alimony payments. 108 00:05:59,522 --> 00:06:01,913 My wives will be eternally grateful. 109 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,053 I want to see you. 110 00:06:08,104 --> 00:06:10,171 I can�t. 111 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:11,155 Why not? 112 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:13,834 "Why not?" 113 00:06:13,869 --> 00:06:17,362 Try "I'm married". 114 00:06:17,397 --> 00:06:22,128 I have a child, another one on the way. Oh, and did I happen to mention, lest we forget, that I'm a lesbian? 115 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:25,191 And did I mention that you sure don't fuck like one? 116 00:06:25,226 --> 00:06:28,149 Oh, Jesus Christ, Sam. 117 00:06:28,184 --> 00:06:31,204 Why do you have to be so crude? 118 00:06:31,239 --> 00:06:34,389 You didn't mind the other night, rolling around on the floor, 119 00:06:34,424 --> 00:06:35,233 rutting like a couple of... 120 00:06:35,268 --> 00:06:38,362 What happened the other night was a mistake. 121 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:42,193 A huge mistake. 122 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:45,001 Was it? 123 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:50,992 Yes, it was. 124 00:06:51,027 --> 00:06:55,302 Look, Sam, you inspire me. 125 00:06:55,337 --> 00:06:59,103 You challenge me, you make me laugh. 126 00:06:59,138 --> 00:07:03,094 I admire you so much. 127 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:05,412 I... 128 00:07:05,447 --> 00:07:08,694 guess I got confused. 129 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,989 You know? 130 00:07:11,024 --> 00:07:15,631 And crossed a line I shouldn't have. 131 00:07:15,945 --> 00:07:18,299 When I was a kid... 132 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:21,254 I didn't respect the lines. 133 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:27,383 In my colouring books, I always crossed the lines, didn't obey the rules at all. 134 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:29,732 I don't think that's always such a bad thing. 135 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:34,840 For an artist, huh, no. 136 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:39,299 But for a person... 137 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:44,615 sometimes it makes sense to read the manual and follow instructions... 138 00:07:44,650 --> 00:07:46,570 dull as that may sound to you. 139 00:07:46,605 --> 00:07:52,356 And what about the part of you that secretly yearns for something else? 140 00:07:52,391 --> 00:07:55,566 The part of you that both of us know is there. 141 00:07:59,685 --> 00:08:02,474 "My house has many rooms. 142 00:08:02,509 --> 00:08:05,554 I occupy but a few. 143 00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:08,806 The rest go unvisited." 144 00:08:10,326 --> 00:08:12,386 Who said that? 145 00:08:12,421 --> 00:08:14,269 I did. 146 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:40,975 Nice chest. 147 00:08:41,075 --> 00:08:42,811 I'll say. 148 00:08:42,846 --> 00:08:44,795 I think he's talking about the furniture. 149 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,122 That, too. 150 00:08:46,157 --> 00:08:48,443 Uncle Vic left it to the hospice in his will. 151 00:08:48,478 --> 00:08:51,814 He was always a good friend, and a great supporter. 152 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:57,308 Oh, I can't tell you how much we appreciate this. 153 00:08:57,343 --> 00:08:59,664 We need all the help we can get. 154 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:02,249 Hopefully this new event coordinator will come through. 155 00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:03,178 He'd better. 156 00:09:03,213 --> 00:09:06,159 Well, they say he raised over a million dollars for a hospice in Cincinnati, so... 157 00:09:06,194 --> 00:09:07,232 A million? 158 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,513 My god, if we raise half that we'll be in heaven. 159 00:09:10,548 --> 00:09:13,637 Here. Let me take that. Thanks. 160 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:20,286 Hey, Freddy, how about those Ironmen? Ain't they something else? 161 00:09:20,321 --> 00:09:21,888 Yeah, something else, all right. 162 00:09:21,923 --> 00:09:24,596 Honey, you ought to take something for that cold. 163 00:09:25,338 --> 00:09:26,876 Emmett! 164 00:09:27,883 --> 00:09:31,176 What are you doing reading the sports page? Let me get you the "style" section, sweetheart. 165 00:09:31,211 --> 00:09:34,552 No, no, deb. These days the sports page will do me just fine. 166 00:09:35,777 --> 00:09:36,522 Hey, deb. 167 00:09:36,557 --> 00:09:37,958 Hey, bob. 168 00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:40,447 Haven't seen you in an age. Where you been? 169 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:44,822 Well, I was, uh, I was laid up with some back trouble, but I'm on my feet again. 170 00:09:44,922 --> 00:09:46,094 How you been? 171 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:48,708 Life took a couple of pot-shots, but... 172 00:09:48,743 --> 00:09:49,881 I ducked. 173 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,380 So, you seen Carl? 174 00:09:53,432 --> 00:09:55,458 No, not lately. 175 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:56,954 I figured he'd be taking you tonight. 176 00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:57,890 Taking me where? 177 00:09:57,925 --> 00:09:58,890 The policeman's ball. 178 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,724 He took you last year, didn't he? 179 00:10:01,939 --> 00:10:05,699 Yeah, he took me. 180 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,666 I remember, 'cause, uh, you looked real nice. 181 00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:09,649 Thanks. 182 00:10:10,703 --> 00:10:14,073 I guess, uh, this year he must be taking someone else. 183 00:10:14,108 --> 00:10:18,906 Excuse me, officer, but anyone can go to the policeman's ball. 184 00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:19,621 Am I correct? 185 00:10:19,656 --> 00:10:21,430 Anyone who buys a ticket. 186 00:10:21,465 --> 00:10:26,082 Uh, I'll take the pink plate special, but make mine blue. 187 00:10:26,140 --> 00:10:28,090 You got it. 188 00:10:29,637 --> 00:10:32,497 Don't tell me you're thinking of going. 189 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,541 If I can find a date. 190 00:10:33,576 --> 00:10:35,177 Yeah, good luck. 191 00:10:35,212 --> 00:10:37,343 Hey. What about you? 192 00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:38,285 Me? 193 00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:41,122 What, are you out of your fucking mind? 194 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:41,929 Why not? 195 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:44,476 Well, you just heard. Carl's going to be there, 196 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,663 probably with that... lady he's been seeing. 197 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,310 So, that's no reason not to go. 198 00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:53,033 In fact, all the more reason to be there. Show him what he's missing. 199 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,765 Uh-huh. Not much. 200 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,498 Now, now. Let's keep our self-esteem, and our tits, up. 201 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,991 Even if I wanted to go, with my tits up, 202 00:11:02,026 --> 00:11:03,295 I got nothing to drape 'em in. 203 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,716 Just leave that to your fairy god... 204 00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:07,846 you know, I'm not even going to say it. Too trite. 205 00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:09,964 However, you will look fabulous. 206 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:12,069 I guarantee. 207 00:11:15,964 --> 00:11:18,431 What have I done? 208 00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:24,934 Now he wants to see me again and of course, I told him no. It's out of the question. 209 00:11:24,969 --> 00:11:27,480 We can never... 210 00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:30,278 never do that again. 211 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:31,515 Is he hung? 212 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:32,822 Oh, Brian! 213 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,639 I'm just curious. 214 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:39,138 You're the last person I thought I'd ever discuss dick with. 215 00:11:39,173 --> 00:11:40,640 This isn't about dick. 216 00:11:40,675 --> 00:11:41,527 Since when? 217 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:43,029 I love Melanie. 218 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,694 Sure you do. 219 00:11:46,318 --> 00:11:47,474 Then how could I have... 220 00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:48,407 Fucked a guy? 221 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,089 It's not possible. 222 00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:52,123 Anything's possible. 223 00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:54,247 It's explaining it that's the tricky part. 224 00:11:54,282 --> 00:11:56,966 But I've always been, you know... 225 00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:58,277 a carpet-muncher. 226 00:11:59,075 --> 00:12:02,918 Mmm. Except for that one time in college when... 227 00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:04,651 you and I... 228 00:12:04,686 --> 00:12:06,152 but that was just... 229 00:12:06,187 --> 00:12:08,366 midsummer madness. 230 00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:13,870 Still, there is a part of you that once every 231 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:17,445 decade or so doesn't object to a stiff prick. 232 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,523 Believe me, I understand. 233 00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:23,703 I'm not so sure Melanie would. 234 00:12:23,903 --> 00:12:24,913 Then don't tell her. 235 00:12:25,013 --> 00:12:26,559 Huh, you're a big help. 236 00:12:27,444 --> 00:12:29,303 Hey. 237 00:12:29,338 --> 00:12:33,607 It's okay to like cock. 238 00:12:33,642 --> 00:12:36,162 And it's okay to like pussy, just not at the same time. 239 00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:37,439 So... 240 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,788 which one do you like? 241 00:12:47,006 --> 00:12:49,624 Well, look who it is. 242 00:12:49,659 --> 00:12:50,894 Come to shoot the breeze? 243 00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:52,259 Have a heart-to-heart? 244 00:12:52,294 --> 00:12:55,180 Spend a little quality time with your dashing young dad? 245 00:12:55,181 --> 00:12:56,038 I need 20 bucks 246 00:12:56,039 --> 00:12:57,323 I knew it. 247 00:12:57,358 --> 00:12:58,621 What do you want it for? 248 00:12:58,656 --> 00:13:00,638 My upwardly-mobile lifestyle. 249 00:13:00,673 --> 00:13:02,598 Being a teenager's expensive. 250 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:04,456 You should have thought of that before you became one. 251 00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:07,903 Hunh. So can I have it? 252 00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:11,035 Why should I reward you for missing your curfew and 253 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:12,870 being disrespectful to us? 254 00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:14,716 How the fuck am I being disrespectful? 255 00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:16,247 By not telling us the truth. 256 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:17,606 I told you. 257 00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:24,061 I'm not above paying for information, 258 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:25,824 but first you've got to come clean. 259 00:13:25,859 --> 00:13:27,203 I took a shower this morning. 260 00:13:27,303 --> 00:13:28,450 Are you hustling again? 261 00:13:29,285 --> 00:13:32,186 If I was hustling, would I be asking you for 20 bucks? 262 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:35,215 Good point. 263 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,726 But then again, maybe you're just trying to throw me off the track. 264 00:13:37,761 --> 00:13:39,367 For chrissake. 265 00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:45,760 I'm kind of dating someone, okay? 266 00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:47,018 Really? 267 00:13:47,053 --> 00:13:49,127 Yeah, really. Is that so hard to imagine? 268 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,024 No, no, not at all. That�s... uh, it's great, but I... 269 00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,391 why didn't you just say so? 270 00:13:55,491 --> 00:13:57,388 You know how kid's are at my age. 271 00:13:57,423 --> 00:14:00,453 We're trying to develop a sense of self, which often manifests itself 272 00:14:00,488 --> 00:14:03,538 in a reluctance to communicate with parents and other authority figures. 273 00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:08,021 Here's 30. Go to the movies. 274 00:14:08,121 --> 00:14:09,666 Sweet. 275 00:14:18,185 --> 00:14:19,999 Ben? 276 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,230 I hope you're sitting down. 277 00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:24,602 Guess what? 278 00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:28,412 Our boy has a boyfriend. 279 00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,992 You sure I don't look like a fire hydrant? 280 00:14:32,027 --> 00:14:34,273 I wouldn't want any dogs making a mistake. 281 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,304 You do not look like a fire hydrant. You're positively glowing. 282 00:14:37,339 --> 00:14:40,067 I don't mind glowing, as long as I'm not radioactive. 283 00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:42,450 Oh, shit, there's Carl. 284 00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:43,237 I should say... 285 00:14:43,272 --> 00:14:44,041 What do I do? 286 00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:46,457 What do you mean "what do you do?" You stand there and glow. 287 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,393 Oh, hi, Carl. 288 00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:53,627 Debbie. Emmett. 289 00:14:53,662 --> 00:14:54,952 What are you doing here? 290 00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:58,189 Well, it's a ball to raise money for the cops, isn't it? 291 00:14:58,224 --> 00:15:00,320 And I've always had a soft spot for men in uniform. 292 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,357 And I've always had a hard spot. 293 00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:06,700 Debbie, Emmett, this is Katherine, the person I told you about. 294 00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:09,441 It's nice to meet you both. 295 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,135 You're certainly just as... 296 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,778 colourful as Carl said you were. 297 00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:15,680 Thanks. 298 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:19,618 Will you excuse me for a moment, Carl? I'm just going to the powder room. 299 00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:25,711 Would anyone like a drink? 300 00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:27,524 - Oh, god, yes. - God, yes. 301 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:35,857 I wasn't expecting to see you. 302 00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:38,462 I hope it doesn't make you uncomfortable. 303 00:15:38,597 --> 00:15:40,393 No, no. I like... 304 00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:42,075 I mean, I-I-it's nice... 305 00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:46,054 I don't know what the hell I'm trying to say. 306 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,329 You look very handsome. 307 00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:53,226 A-and you look very... 308 00:15:53,492 --> 00:15:54,406 Red? 309 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,072 I'm glad to see you're getting out, enjoying yourself. 310 00:16:03,107 --> 00:16:05,357 Well, life goes on, you know. 311 00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:07,831 You got no choice but to go on with it. 312 00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:16,498 That, um... 313 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,237 that song. 314 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,303 They played that last year. 315 00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,460 Yeah, they play it every year. 316 00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:24,281 They ought to get some new material. 317 00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:26,923 We danced to it. 318 00:16:28,473 --> 00:16:30,209 I know. 319 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,510 You're very good on your feet. 320 00:16:35,545 --> 00:16:39,859 Maybe we could take a quick spin around the floor, 321 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,852 as friends, of course. 322 00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:44,162 Well, shall we go in now? 323 00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:45,315 Sure. 324 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,360 Nice to meet you, Deborah. 325 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,472 Don't you just love this song? 326 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:52,006 You want to dance? 327 00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:01,746 Two for you. 328 00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:30,044 Sign up here for the Liberty Ride. 329 00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:33,080 If you can't ride, we gladly accept donations. 330 00:17:33,814 --> 00:17:34,943 How are we doing? 331 00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:36,190 37 riders so far. 332 00:17:37,152 --> 00:17:39,900 One guy offered me $1,000 if I'd show him my cock. 333 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,285 I hope you said yes. 334 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,676 May we have your attention, please, everyone? 335 00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:53,735 Thank you so much for coming out tonight in support of Liberty Ride. 336 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:03,032 The profits will be going to help keep the Liberty House hospice open, 337 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:07,237 so let's try and raise as much money as we possibly can. 338 00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:18,936 In order to do that, the center has enlisted one of the top fundraisers in North America, 339 00:18:18,971 --> 00:18:22,767 a man who gave up a lucrative law practice in Toronto 340 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,518 to make millions for various organizations with his walk-a-thons, 341 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:30,890 dance-a-thons, marathons, triathlons, 342 00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:34,024 you name it, he's found a way to make money out of it. 343 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,564 We're fortunate to have his help and support, 344 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:41,148 so let us introduce you to Jeffrey Pendergrass. 345 00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:45,476 Thank you. Thank you. 346 00:18:45,596 --> 00:18:47,660 Thank you all very much. 347 00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:52,213 It's great to be here in Pittsburgh. 348 00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:56,294 I'm grateful to the gay and lesbian center and all of its supporters 349 00:18:56,329 --> 00:19:00,853 for asking me to help make this the best and most profitable event ever. 350 00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:02,757 So I hope you all sign up, 351 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,659 get on your bike and cross the finish line, but tonight, 352 00:19:05,694 --> 00:19:09,762 let's all have a good time. Huh? 353 00:19:28,081 --> 00:19:29,073 One of those. 354 00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:31,140 Thanks. 355 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,607 Buy you a drink? 356 00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,382 It's an open bar. Party's on me. 357 00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:39,885 Nothing is free. 358 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,462 Jeffrey Pendergrass. 359 00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:45,979 Brian Kinney. 360 00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:51,840 It's just an observation, Jeffrey, but... 361 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,166 wouldn't the money that you're spending here tonight 362 00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:56,867 to say, "hello, Pittsburgh, hello" 363 00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:59,614 be better spent helping to keep the hospice open? 364 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:04,729 Actually, Brian, I find when the drinks flow freely, so do the donations. 365 00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,158 This guy bothering you, Jeffrey? 366 00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:08,769 No, not at all. 367 00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:12,119 Just revealing some of my under-handed business practices. 368 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:15,699 Well, I better go work the room. 369 00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:18,737 Hope we can count on your pledge, Brian. 370 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,408 What the hell was that all about? 371 00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:26,390 You know me, Mel, always stirring up the shit. 372 00:20:46,233 --> 00:20:47,948 Do you want me to suck you? 373 00:20:47,983 --> 00:20:49,010 Uh... 374 00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,397 no, no, that's okay. 375 00:20:52,432 --> 00:20:54,543 Has anybody ever sucked you before? 376 00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:55,956 Yeah. 377 00:20:55,991 --> 00:20:59,621 Oh. A lot of girls? 378 00:20:59,656 --> 00:21:00,822 No. 379 00:21:00,857 --> 00:21:03,546 I've only done it twice. 380 00:21:03,581 --> 00:21:06,803 Once at summer camp, and once with my last boyfriend. 381 00:21:06,838 --> 00:21:09,081 You don't think that makes me a slut, do you? 382 00:21:09,943 --> 00:21:11,759 Hardly. 383 00:21:11,794 --> 00:21:14,992 Besides, it's not real sex. 384 00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:17,578 I haven't had real sex yet. 385 00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:18,775 Have you? 386 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:21,586 N-n-not really. 387 00:21:21,621 --> 00:21:24,107 But I think about it. 388 00:21:24,142 --> 00:21:25,459 Me, too. 389 00:21:25,674 --> 00:21:30,996 But I promised to discuss it with my parents first before I do. 390 00:21:31,031 --> 00:21:33,212 We're, like, best friends. 391 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,020 How about yours? 392 00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:38,082 I don't think I�ll tell them. 393 00:21:38,117 --> 00:21:39,548 How come? 394 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,817 They're not like your folks. 395 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,900 In what way? 396 00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:46,220 They're... 397 00:21:46,255 --> 00:21:47,930 two guys. 398 00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:51,006 You mean they're gay? 399 00:21:52,663 --> 00:21:54,669 That's so cool. 400 00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:59,080 I don't know how cool they'd be if I told them about you and me. 401 00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:02,566 Well, they don't expect you to be gay just because they are. 402 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,879 I don't know. 403 00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:10,016 Well... 404 00:22:10,427 --> 00:22:13,741 I'll be glad to tell them you're straight, 405 00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:15,795 if it ever comes up. 406 00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:48,757 Hey. 407 00:22:48,892 --> 00:22:49,958 How'd it go? 408 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,462 Oh, great! 409 00:22:51,497 --> 00:22:54,529 This guy Pendergrass is going to help us raise a shitload of money. 410 00:22:54,564 --> 00:22:55,614 That's good. 411 00:22:55,649 --> 00:22:57,435 Yeah. I'm sorry you weren't there. 412 00:22:57,470 --> 00:22:58,849 Me, too. 413 00:22:58,884 --> 00:23:00,421 I got this damn headache. 414 00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:02,024 Mmm. Any better? 415 00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,560 A little. 416 00:23:03,595 --> 00:23:06,578 Oh-h, I blame Sam for it. 417 00:23:06,613 --> 00:23:07,889 What? 418 00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:10,230 Oh, the stress of doing the show... 419 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,904 living up to his expectations as well as yours. 420 00:23:13,939 --> 00:23:16,233 But you did it. 421 00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:20,787 Mm, that feels nice. 422 00:23:26,523 --> 00:23:28,572 Mel. 423 00:23:29,691 --> 00:23:31,865 Mel? 424 00:23:33,804 --> 00:23:36,078 Mind if we... 425 00:23:36,113 --> 00:23:37,879 do it later? 426 00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:42,391 Sorry. I'm just a horny pregnant lady. 427 00:23:42,726 --> 00:23:45,168 I'll look in on Gus. 428 00:23:45,203 --> 00:23:47,737 You want me to get you some more hot tea? 429 00:23:47,772 --> 00:23:49,535 It looks cold. 430 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,238 I kept my tits up, just like you said. 431 00:24:05,273 --> 00:24:06,955 I practically threw 'em at him. 432 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:08,241 Didn't do much good. 433 00:24:08,276 --> 00:24:09,976 Don't despair. 434 00:24:10,011 --> 00:24:10,664 We'll just have to... 435 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,445 think of another way to get his attention, that's all. 436 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,974 Well then, we better think fast 437 00:24:14,009 --> 00:24:16,041 because that woman's got marriage in her eyes. 438 00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:20,495 I've got an extra ticket for the Ironmen's game on Sunday. 439 00:24:20,530 --> 00:24:22,822 Who wants to go? 440 00:24:25,036 --> 00:24:29,195 I've got an extra ticket for "42nd Street". Who wants to go? 441 00:24:29,727 --> 00:24:32,294 Calm down. Calm down. I'm just... I'm just testing. 442 00:24:32,329 --> 00:24:33,683 What about you, Em? 443 00:24:33,718 --> 00:24:36,084 They're in the skybox. 444 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,225 A thank-you gift from the star quarterback himself. 445 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:39,926 I don't think so. 446 00:24:39,961 --> 00:24:42,075 Come on. You're the one who turned me on to him in the first place. 447 00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:43,163 You ever seen him play? 448 00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:44,667 Not on the field. 449 00:24:44,702 --> 00:24:47,779 They say he's incredibly fast and strong. 450 00:24:47,814 --> 00:24:50,446 Ah, as much as I'd love to go, I... I promised I wouldn�t. 451 00:24:50,481 --> 00:24:51,429 Promised who? 452 00:24:51,464 --> 00:24:55,550 Then again, how many seats does that stadium hold? 453 00:24:55,585 --> 00:24:57,290 I don't know. 80,000? 454 00:24:57,325 --> 00:24:58,136 80,000? 455 00:24:58,236 --> 00:25:01,533 Well, you could hardly pick out a face in that crowd, right? 456 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:02,203 Yeah. 457 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:04,471 Say, um, Teddy, 458 00:25:04,506 --> 00:25:07,848 I was just wondering, do you think maybe you could score an extra pair of those tickets for me? 459 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:08,948 Well, I could try. 460 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,327 I have a friend who might like to go. 461 00:25:22,165 --> 00:25:24,027 What? 462 00:25:24,062 --> 00:25:26,096 There's a Jeffrey Pendergrass to see you. 463 00:25:26,131 --> 00:25:28,127 He says he doesn't have an appointment. 464 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,662 He wants to hit on me. 465 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,139 Who doesn't? 466 00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:34,680 Except he wants money. Send him in. 467 00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:35,896 Okay. 468 00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:43,582 They tell me you're the guy to get in bed with. 469 00:25:43,617 --> 00:25:46,108 Well, you'll have to come back after office hours for that. 470 00:25:46,143 --> 00:25:49,661 I know you're a busy man, so let me cut to the chase. 471 00:25:49,696 --> 00:25:51,547 Christ, I hate that expression. 472 00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:55,852 I understand you're one of the most successful gay businessmen in Pittsburgh. 473 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,729 Whoever told you that was dead wrong. 474 00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:00,135 I'm the most successful gay businessman. 475 00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:01,821 All the more reason then. 476 00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:05,063 I'd like your clients to be corporate sponsors for the Liberty Ride. 477 00:26:05,098 --> 00:26:07,288 I see. 478 00:26:08,348 --> 00:26:11,342 Let me cut to the chase. What's in it for them? 479 00:26:11,377 --> 00:26:13,669 More important, what's in it for me? 480 00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:16,704 Two very good questions. 481 00:26:16,739 --> 00:26:21,255 First, your clients' contributions will generate publicity and goodwill that advertising can't buy. 482 00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:26,514 Plus, they'll be cultivating product loyalties in a market that has hundreds of billions in disposable income. 483 00:26:26,614 --> 00:26:28,215 Well, I already know that. 484 00:26:31,032 --> 00:26:33,633 My second question? 485 00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:35,736 What's in the cracker jack box for me? 486 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,509 A very personal thank you from me, and a warm, gooey feeling inside. 487 00:26:39,544 --> 00:26:42,017 Oh, Jeffrey, you disappoint me. 488 00:26:42,052 --> 00:26:44,943 I thought you'd come up with something more original than that. 489 00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:49,169 So, do we have time for one last question? 490 00:26:50,555 --> 00:26:51,744 What's in it for you? 491 00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:52,813 A living. 492 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:57,066 Finally, an honest answer. How refreshing. 493 00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:58,737 Anything wrong with that? 494 00:26:58,772 --> 00:26:59,458 Not at all. 495 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,780 I'm all in favour of people making money. 496 00:27:01,815 --> 00:27:04,575 What I'm not in favour of is telling others how to spend it. 497 00:27:04,610 --> 00:27:06,386 It's for a worthy cause. 498 00:27:06,421 --> 00:27:07,891 Besides, they can afford it. 499 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,440 That's very true. 500 00:27:09,475 --> 00:27:11,725 But it's not a reason why they should give it to you. 501 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,433 Well, how about this then? 502 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:20,339 It wouldn't be very good for your clients' P.R. If they were perceived as being homophobic. 503 00:27:20,374 --> 00:27:22,535 And it wouldn't help your reputation much 504 00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:26,589 if word got out that you were insensitive to the neediest members of your community. 505 00:27:27,205 --> 00:27:30,847 Why, Jeffrey, are you turning the screws on me? 506 00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:33,307 Course not. 507 00:27:33,342 --> 00:27:38,639 I'm merely pointing out why it's so important that we all open our hearts and cheque books, 508 00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:40,877 and give as generously as we can. 509 00:27:59,037 --> 00:28:03,629 Blue 44, blue 44. Blue 44. 510 00:28:03,664 --> 00:28:06,585 Set. Hike. 511 00:28:14,149 --> 00:28:15,815 Go, Boyd. 512 00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:17,505 Get past those motherfuckers! 513 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:19,238 Run, damn it. Run! 514 00:28:38,821 --> 00:28:40,560 That was some play, huh? 515 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,992 I'll say. I can't believe you got these tickets, in the skybox. 516 00:28:44,027 --> 00:28:46,130 I'm glad you're having a good time. 517 00:28:46,165 --> 00:28:47,955 Well, I'll tell you the truth, I'm not. 518 00:28:48,551 --> 00:28:49,453 You're not? 519 00:28:49,488 --> 00:28:50,946 I'm having a great time. 520 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:54,819 I hope Katherine doesn't mind. 521 00:28:54,919 --> 00:28:56,903 That I went to the game with a friend? 522 00:28:57,438 --> 00:29:00,743 Can you believe this is the first time in my life I�ve ever been to a football game? 523 00:29:00,778 --> 00:29:01,509 Easily. 524 00:29:01,638 --> 00:29:03,685 I had no idea it was exciting. 525 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,833 I feel like we're... back in ancient Rome, 526 00:29:06,868 --> 00:29:10,458 you know, sitting in the coliseum, watching the gladiators, 527 00:29:10,493 --> 00:29:12,895 wearing those fabulous off-the-shoulder togas. 528 00:29:13,030 --> 00:29:17,480 Yeah, somehow, I picture us more as lion chow, but I'm glad you're enjoying it. 529 00:29:18,615 --> 00:29:21,272 In fact, you haven't taken your eyes off of Drew Boyd since we sat down. 530 00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:25,259 Th-that's just because he's such a dynamic and powerful player. 531 00:29:25,294 --> 00:29:27,203 Admit it, you're in love with him. 532 00:29:27,574 --> 00:29:29,312 I'm not! 533 00:29:29,347 --> 00:29:33,547 After seeing him in his underwear, I have to confess, so am I. Huh. 534 00:29:35,611 --> 00:29:36,415 Hi. 535 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:38,408 Drew just scored. 536 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,270 I didn't do so bad myself. 537 00:29:40,593 --> 00:29:42,538 Oh, my god! 538 00:29:42,773 --> 00:29:44,036 What? What's the matter? 539 00:29:44,071 --> 00:29:47,919 Nothing. Um, uh, come on, let's, um, let�s... let's go. 540 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:51,480 Go? Go? But there're seconds left on the clock with a tied score. 541 00:29:52,287 --> 00:29:54,463 Emmett? Is that you? 542 00:29:54,498 --> 00:29:56,713 Oh, hi, sierra. 543 00:29:56,748 --> 00:29:59,727 What are you doing here? I didn't exactly think football was your thing. 544 00:29:59,762 --> 00:30:01,858 Um, I'm here with my friend, Ted. 545 00:30:01,893 --> 00:30:03,512 He's the one who picked Drew for the underwear ad. 546 00:30:03,547 --> 00:30:08,258 Oh, so you're the one who's responsible for all those women drooling when they see that ad. 547 00:30:08,293 --> 00:30:11,677 Not to mention a certain segment of the male population. 548 00:30:11,712 --> 00:30:13,211 I'm sierra, Drew's fianc�e. 549 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:15,344 Oh, congratulations. Uh, h-he's quite a guy. 550 00:30:15,379 --> 00:30:17,901 Yes, it seems I landed the big one. 551 00:30:17,936 --> 00:30:20,058 You certainly did. 552 00:30:20,093 --> 00:30:21,818 Well, it's nice to see you again. 553 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:22,583 Where are you going? 554 00:30:22,618 --> 00:30:26,706 Drew would be so disappointed if you didn't stop by the locker room to say hello. 555 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,280 I-I'd love to, but w-we're with friends. 556 00:30:29,315 --> 00:30:30,767 So bring them along. 557 00:30:30,802 --> 00:30:32,352 I can meet the team? 558 00:30:52,571 --> 00:30:54,200 Okay, everyone, follow me. 559 00:31:00,904 --> 00:31:03,940 Why wouldn't he just come out and say he has a boyfriend? 560 00:31:04,962 --> 00:31:07,303 You know how kids his age are. 561 00:31:07,338 --> 00:31:09,446 He's trying to develop a sense of self, 562 00:31:09,481 --> 00:31:12,973 which often includes not communicating with parents. 563 00:31:13,008 --> 00:31:15,128 We're not other parents. 564 00:31:15,163 --> 00:31:17,353 We're hip, you know. We are... 565 00:31:17,786 --> 00:31:19,705 coo-ool. 566 00:31:19,732 --> 00:31:20,924 You think so? 567 00:31:21,925 --> 00:31:23,339 Hey, pal. 568 00:31:23,374 --> 00:31:25,718 I ordered our favourite, "mighty man meat". 569 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:29,522 Sausage, pepperoni, meatball, ham and bacon. 570 00:31:29,557 --> 00:31:30,710 Ouch! 571 00:31:30,745 --> 00:31:33,269 Not to worry. Mushroom and tofu for you. 572 00:31:33,304 --> 00:31:36,150 So, dude, what's new? 573 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:38,158 Nothing, dude. 574 00:31:38,193 --> 00:31:39,902 Not what I hear. 575 00:31:39,937 --> 00:31:41,900 So you've got a friend. 576 00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:44,321 Michael and I want you to know that we think it's great. 577 00:31:44,356 --> 00:31:46,713 In fact, I wish I had a boyfriend when I was your age. 578 00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:48,098 All those missed blowjobs. 579 00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:53,099 So what is he like? Huh? 580 00:31:53,134 --> 00:31:54,881 Is he smart, bookish? 581 00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:57,437 Muscular, athletic? 582 00:31:57,472 --> 00:31:59,359 All of the above. 583 00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:00,696 You two had sex yet? 584 00:32:00,731 --> 00:32:01,741 No. 585 00:32:01,776 --> 00:32:04,401 Uh, it's okay. We're all gay men here. 586 00:32:04,436 --> 00:32:08,225 Because if you do, it's important you protect him, as well as yourself, 587 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,067 especially considering your HIV status. 588 00:32:11,102 --> 00:32:12,647 You have a responsibility. 589 00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,753 Don't worry. I'll be careful. 590 00:32:17,627 --> 00:32:18,716 So? 591 00:32:19,491 --> 00:32:20,895 When do we get to meet him? 592 00:32:20,908 --> 00:32:22,875 I don't know. 593 00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:24,531 We're very open-minded. 594 00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:28,289 Doesn't matter if he has tattoos, body piercings. 595 00:32:28,724 --> 00:32:30,114 He doesn't, does he? 596 00:32:35,283 --> 00:32:36,869 Look... 597 00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:40,750 I don't have A... 598 00:32:41,558 --> 00:32:43,748 boyfriend, okay? 599 00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:49,786 Wh-what do you mean? Y-you told me... 600 00:32:49,886 --> 00:32:52,079 I told you I had a friend. 601 00:32:53,443 --> 00:32:55,816 I didn't say it was a boy. 602 00:32:56,398 --> 00:32:59,656 Well, if it's not a boy... 603 00:32:59,691 --> 00:33:01,958 It's a...? 604 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:17,037 Hey, hon. 605 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:20,673 Drew, this is Carl and Debbie, and you remember Ted. 606 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:22,025 It's a real thrill, Mr. Boyd. 607 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:22,926 Call me Drew. 608 00:33:22,961 --> 00:33:24,232 Drew. Yeah. 609 00:33:25,232 --> 00:33:26,666 You were amazing out there, Drew. 610 00:33:26,701 --> 00:33:27,554 Oh, thank you. 611 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,984 I'll say. He's fucking cute too. 612 00:33:30,019 --> 00:33:31,517 Huh. So when's the wedding? 613 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:32,886 June. 614 00:33:33,842 --> 00:33:36,688 Oh, uh, sweetheart, look who's here. 615 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:40,277 Emmett Honeycutt, remember? He planned our engagement dinner. 616 00:33:43,442 --> 00:33:44,864 Yeah, sure. 617 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:49,547 If you'll excuse me, I'm going to have to take my honey home and chill out. 618 00:33:53,919 --> 00:33:55,321 See you, Emmett. 619 00:33:55,356 --> 00:33:57,019 Nice meeting everyone. 620 00:33:59,844 --> 00:34:01,422 Champagne? 621 00:34:01,688 --> 00:34:03,610 No, thanks. 622 00:34:03,645 --> 00:34:05,065 It makes me puke. 623 00:34:06,803 --> 00:34:08,087 I'm serious. 624 00:34:08,122 --> 00:34:10,714 I could knock back a dozen tequilas, 625 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:12,065 no problemo. 626 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:16,038 One glass of that stuff and it's "ou est la toilette?" 627 00:34:16,343 --> 00:34:19,089 That's too bad. You know, this champagne is really very... 628 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:20,471 Expensive. 629 00:34:20,506 --> 00:34:22,921 What is that? 220 a pop? 630 00:34:26,339 --> 00:34:30,248 Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to go and, um... 631 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:35,071 Please, be my guest. 632 00:34:44,597 --> 00:34:48,558 And something tells me I�m in the wrong business. 633 00:34:48,658 --> 00:34:50,976 The suite, the champagne. 634 00:34:51,011 --> 00:34:55,037 Seems like charity work's where the big bucks are these days. 635 00:34:55,072 --> 00:34:57,242 Like I said, it's a living. 636 00:34:57,277 --> 00:34:58,909 Yeah, a very good living. 637 00:34:58,944 --> 00:34:59,965 So... 638 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,735 I assume you've given our conversation some thought. 639 00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:03,918 Yeah, I've thought about it. 640 00:35:03,953 --> 00:35:07,766 But before I get into bed with someone, I like to do a little research. 641 00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,899 Uh, you just can't be too careful these days. 642 00:35:09,934 --> 00:35:11,212 Isn't that the truth. 643 00:35:12,047 --> 00:35:14,238 So what did you find out? 644 00:35:14,273 --> 00:35:16,942 Uh, that you're a hell of a fundraiser. 645 00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:21,514 Well... I'm sorry you wasted the legwork there. 646 00:35:21,549 --> 00:35:22,984 I could've told you that. 647 00:35:23,019 --> 00:35:23,838 Do you mind? 648 00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:26,017 Be my guest. 649 00:35:27,681 --> 00:35:30,862 It seems that the organizations, 650 00:35:30,897 --> 00:35:32,832 they don't see much in the end, 651 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:36,369 what with the fancy hotels and champagne, caviar, 652 00:35:36,404 --> 00:35:39,964 lavish kick-off parties which, by the way... 653 00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:42,297 the charities pay for, not you. 654 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:48,650 For how hard I work, and for the amount I bring in, 655 00:35:48,685 --> 00:35:50,963 I deserve a nice lifestyle. 656 00:35:51,913 --> 00:35:53,965 Besides, everyone profits, 657 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,029 tax write-offs, goodwill, publicity. 658 00:35:57,164 --> 00:35:59,668 What's the problem, as long as everything's on the up and up? 659 00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:01,068 What about Denver? 660 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,099 What about Denver? 661 00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:07,717 Well, didn't some local aids organization sue you 662 00:36:07,752 --> 00:36:10,760 for swindling them out of money that you spent on yourself? 663 00:36:10,925 --> 00:36:13,196 Those were... oh. 664 00:36:13,231 --> 00:36:17,861 Those were totally legitimate business expenses, office, travel. 665 00:36:17,896 --> 00:36:18,771 More caviar? 666 00:36:18,806 --> 00:36:20,606 No, thanks. I... 667 00:36:29,214 --> 00:36:30,617 What are you saying, Brian? 668 00:36:30,652 --> 00:36:34,230 Just that when some earnest do-gooder blows into town 669 00:36:34,265 --> 00:36:35,720 and starts threatening me unless I help him, 670 00:36:35,755 --> 00:36:39,376 I have a legitimate reason to ask a few questions... 671 00:36:39,411 --> 00:36:42,347 and get a few answers. 672 00:36:42,382 --> 00:36:45,942 Those accusations were totally untrue and unsubstantiated. 673 00:36:45,977 --> 00:36:50,709 And what they didn't tell you is they still made a quarter of a million even after my share. 674 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:54,215 Hmm. God, imagine what they would've made before it. 675 00:36:55,939 --> 00:37:00,595 So we'll just make sure that every cent you raise here in provincial little Pittsburgh 676 00:37:00,630 --> 00:37:03,049 goes exactly where it's supposed to go. 677 00:37:10,007 --> 00:37:11,233 Got it. 678 00:37:11,268 --> 00:37:12,945 Oh. Oh. Oh. 679 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,628 Look, Gus, it's Sam. 680 00:37:15,663 --> 00:37:17,691 He loves answering the door. Come on in. 681 00:37:17,726 --> 00:37:18,965 Thanks. Lindsay home? 682 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,323 Yeah. Linz, Sam�s here! 683 00:37:21,358 --> 00:37:23,957 Congratulations on your show. I heard it's a smash. 684 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:27,667 Aw, they always are. But this one was thanks to Lindsay. 685 00:37:28,326 --> 00:37:29,532 I'm off to Milan. 686 00:37:30,162 --> 00:37:32,910 That should be a step up from Pittsburgh, 687 00:37:32,945 --> 00:37:36,485 Although I doubt you'll find a decent bagel there either. 688 00:37:36,585 --> 00:37:39,264 Just wanted to say goodbye. 689 00:37:40,651 --> 00:37:42,056 Why don't I walk you to your car? 690 00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:45,615 I'll be right back. 691 00:37:53,127 --> 00:37:54,545 I couldn't just leave without... 692 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:57,108 Yes, you could. And you should right now. 693 00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:58,235 Without even saying goodbye? 694 00:37:58,270 --> 00:38:01,484 I'm sure there are dozens of women you've fucked without saying goodbye. 695 00:38:01,519 --> 00:38:05,692 You know it wasn't just a fuck; that it meant more than that. That you mean... 696 00:38:05,727 --> 00:38:08,867 Would you just stop? 697 00:38:08,902 --> 00:38:11,067 Please. 698 00:38:12,717 --> 00:38:14,385 I want you to come with me. 699 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,337 What? 700 00:38:16,372 --> 00:38:17,916 Are you crazy? 701 00:38:17,951 --> 00:38:19,193 Damn proud of it too. 702 00:38:19,228 --> 00:38:24,106 Look, I have more ex-wives and mistresses than sears has tire centers. 703 00:38:24,141 --> 00:38:27,199 Well, I'm sure they'd be pleased to hear themselves compared to a steel-belted radial. 704 00:38:27,234 --> 00:38:29,564 If you met them, you'd realize that was a compliment. 705 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:33,206 But I've never felt like this. 706 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,715 Look... 707 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:38,793 just think about it. 708 00:38:38,828 --> 00:38:39,989 I can send you a ticket. 709 00:38:40,089 --> 00:38:42,618 I have a family, Sam... 710 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:46,170 right there, on the other side of that door. 711 00:38:46,205 --> 00:38:48,456 But it's not all you are. 712 00:38:48,491 --> 00:38:51,823 There's so much more to you than that. Why don't you let me show you? 713 00:38:51,858 --> 00:38:53,078 No. 714 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,497 This is who I am. 715 00:38:57,483 --> 00:39:02,713 And even if a part, a very tiny part of me wanted something else... 716 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,459 I'd still choose to stay here. 717 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:12,462 Now I want you to go. 718 00:39:46,381 --> 00:39:50,892 I brought you that. It's a Persian melon, from Chile. 719 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:56,364 That's very strange, Carl, but sweet. 720 00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,980 We were investigating a murder, uh, 721 00:39:59,015 --> 00:40:02,280 near the fruit and vegetable market, so I... 722 00:40:02,551 --> 00:40:05,338 Don't tell me those killer tomatoes are at it again? 723 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:09,868 I-I just wanted to give you something, you know, as a thank you for taking me to the game. 724 00:40:09,903 --> 00:40:11,235 My pleasure. 725 00:40:11,270 --> 00:40:15,175 And for meeting Drew Boyd. Wow. I still can't get over that. 726 00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:18,277 Yeah, he's really something. 727 00:40:18,312 --> 00:40:19,916 So are you. 728 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,979 For being such a good friend, I mean. 729 00:40:24,877 --> 00:40:27,319 I'll always be your friend. 730 00:40:30,577 --> 00:40:34,265 Could I offer you a friendly slice of melon? 731 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:38,256 No, thanks. Uh, I ought to be going. 732 00:40:39,884 --> 00:40:43,929 Maybe we could do something else friendly sometime. 733 00:40:44,164 --> 00:40:45,701 Yeah, I'd like that. 734 00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:49,139 Like bowling or fishing or... 735 00:40:50,775 --> 00:40:52,464 Or this. 736 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:02,887 Was that a friendly kiss? 737 00:41:03,369 --> 00:41:06,626 Y-yeah, I-I guess you could say that. 738 00:41:08,517 --> 00:41:12,315 In that case, it could be a little friendlier. 739 00:42:25,550 --> 00:42:29,009 Do you think maybe it's just a phase? 740 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,765 That maybe he hasn't met the right boy. 741 00:42:35,068 --> 00:42:40,488 Substitute "right girl" and that's exactly what my parents said when I told them I was gay. 742 00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:43,261 But what about all the men? 743 00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:46,370 He's had sex with more guys than you and I put together. 744 00:42:46,405 --> 00:42:48,897 His mother got him started on that, 745 00:42:48,932 --> 00:42:52,118 and it was always for money, not love. 746 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,727 Do you think it's true? 747 00:42:54,762 --> 00:42:57,711 Sounds like he's discovered who he really is. 748 00:42:57,746 --> 00:43:03,348 And it's not going to change, any more than you and I could change who we are. 749 00:43:03,383 --> 00:43:06,089 Well, what are we going to do? I mean, 750 00:43:06,124 --> 00:43:11,544 talking about girls, women. I wouldn't know the first thing. I've never even slept with one. 751 00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:17,066 I have... 752 00:43:17,998 --> 00:43:19,604 Once or twice. 753 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:20,577 Really? 754 00:43:20,612 --> 00:43:21,780 Mm-mm. 755 00:43:22,647 --> 00:43:24,815 How was it? 756 00:43:24,850 --> 00:43:26,737 It was all right. 757 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,140 Got a hard-on and everything and... 758 00:43:29,175 --> 00:43:31,792 I suppose I performed adequately. 759 00:43:31,827 --> 00:43:33,594 At least no one complained. 760 00:43:33,629 --> 00:43:36,972 But I also remember thinking... 761 00:43:37,007 --> 00:43:39,487 "Why are guys so obsessed with this? 762 00:43:39,522 --> 00:43:42,496 What's the big deal?" 763 00:43:42,531 --> 00:43:45,433 I guess that was the first clue. 764 00:43:45,468 --> 00:43:48,976 That and liking to wear my mom's dresses. 765 00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:53,369 Just kidding. 766 00:43:54,519 --> 00:43:58,286 So we're both pretty useless when it comes to guy stuff. 767 00:43:58,321 --> 00:44:01,742 Someone else will have to direct him to the g-spot. 768 00:44:01,777 --> 00:44:04,250 I never could find it. 769 00:44:04,285 --> 00:44:07,546 He can ask Mel and Linz. I'm sure they know where it is. 770 00:44:12,596 --> 00:44:15,265 Ben? 771 00:44:17,301 --> 00:44:20,816 Do you think he'd be better off with... 772 00:44:20,851 --> 00:44:22,848 straight parents? 773 00:44:24,981 --> 00:44:26,900 What? 774 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:30,850 People who'll understand him. 775 00:44:32,679 --> 00:44:34,792 We understand him. 776 00:44:34,892 --> 00:44:37,052 He's still Hunter. 777 00:44:37,087 --> 00:44:40,257 Gay or straight, it doesn't make a difference. 778 00:44:49,231 --> 00:44:52,638 It may not make a difference to us... 779 00:44:53,187 --> 00:44:56,188 but what about him? 780 00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:02,309 Our boy, Drew. 781 00:45:02,607 --> 00:45:04,263 Yeah. 782 00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:06,144 Christ, look at him go. 783 00:45:07,886 --> 00:45:11,047 He can do anything. Run, throw, block. 784 00:45:11,082 --> 00:45:12,579 Fuck you like a piston. 785 00:45:13,949 --> 00:45:15,748 Make that "fuck me". 786 00:45:15,783 --> 00:45:17,782 And did he ever, 787 00:45:17,817 --> 00:45:19,913 in every possible way. 788 00:45:19,948 --> 00:45:21,552 What are you drinking? 789 00:45:21,587 --> 00:45:23,654 Nothing, unfortunately. 790 00:45:25,963 --> 00:45:29,089 You might as well know, Teddy, um... 791 00:45:29,124 --> 00:45:33,718 Drew Boyd and I have been having an affair. 792 00:45:39,454 --> 00:45:43,473 No. No you don�t. 793 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:48,091 No, no, no, no, you... you said you'd get back at me that time I told you I met Greg Louganis down in Barbados 794 00:45:48,126 --> 00:45:50,519 and sucked him off underwater, and you believed me, but... 795 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:53,810 No, too smart for you. 796 00:45:54,111 --> 00:45:56,205 I'm serious. 797 00:45:58,577 --> 00:46:01,220 Come on. You don't expect me to believe... 798 00:46:04,671 --> 00:46:09,264 but th... It's impossible. 799 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:10,140 He's straight. 800 00:46:10,175 --> 00:46:12,123 Tell my ass that. 801 00:46:12,158 --> 00:46:16,269 We've been meeting three times a week in this little motel. 802 00:46:16,304 --> 00:46:19,563 I swore to him I�d never tell. 803 00:46:21,215 --> 00:46:23,874 But now it's over. 804 00:46:25,297 --> 00:46:27,753 And the worst part of it is... 805 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:31,655 I was falling in love with the son of a bitch. 806 00:46:48,712 --> 00:46:52,132 Your Barcelona chair will look great in the living room. 807 00:46:53,141 --> 00:46:55,258 Thanks for donating it for me. 808 00:46:55,293 --> 00:46:58,726 Hey, gene, I got Brian to donate his $2,000 Barcelona chair. 809 00:46:58,761 --> 00:47:00,806 Withholding sex has worked for centuries. 810 00:47:00,841 --> 00:47:06,389 Thanks, but before we can think of redecorating, we're going to need a roof over our heads. 811 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:09,886 You know the guy who was organizing the Liberty Ride? 812 00:47:09,921 --> 00:47:10,902 Jeffrey Pendergrass? 813 00:47:10,937 --> 00:47:13,399 He was supposed to be at a meeting last night at the center. 814 00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:16,720 When he didn't show up, they called his hotel. 815 00:47:16,755 --> 00:47:18,451 He'd checked out. 816 00:47:18,486 --> 00:47:19,663 Checked out? 817 00:47:19,698 --> 00:47:21,727 Seems he resigned. 818 00:47:21,762 --> 00:47:24,021 And what about the donations? 819 00:47:24,056 --> 00:47:26,522 He sent a letter saying that they almost, 820 00:47:26,557 --> 00:47:29,702 but not quite, covered his expenses. 821 00:47:29,737 --> 00:47:31,772 Oh, shit. 822 00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:35,626 The one thing we had, even when we didn't have funds, was hope. 823 00:47:35,661 --> 00:47:40,096 And now we don't even have that. 824 00:47:48,075 --> 00:47:49,260 Where are you off to? 825 00:47:49,295 --> 00:47:50,224 Lamaze. 826 00:47:50,259 --> 00:47:51,989 Why didn't you say something? I'll just be a minute. 827 00:47:52,024 --> 00:47:54,496 No need. Michael's meeting me there. 828 00:47:55,397 --> 00:47:56,316 Michael? 829 00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,660 He's a very good coach. 830 00:47:58,695 --> 00:48:02,412 I'm sure, but what about me? 831 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:05,528 I figured you had business with Sam at the gallery. 832 00:48:05,563 --> 00:48:07,731 Sam's gone. 833 00:48:07,766 --> 00:48:10,572 Ah, but not forgotten. 834 00:48:12,928 --> 00:48:16,328 I watched you two from the window. It was A... 835 00:48:16,363 --> 00:48:19,050 very touching goodbye scene. 836 00:48:19,085 --> 00:48:23,476 He's my friend, my mentor. 837 00:48:23,511 --> 00:48:24,863 He... 838 00:48:24,898 --> 00:48:26,710 He's awakened things in you. 839 00:48:26,745 --> 00:48:30,638 Your desire to paint, to express yourself. 840 00:48:30,673 --> 00:48:32,810 Anything else? 841 00:48:52,228 --> 00:48:54,749 You don't have to tell me. 842 00:48:58,521 --> 00:49:00,874 I know. 843 00:49:04,821 --> 00:49:09,263 You don't live with someone for nine years and not know. 844 00:49:12,381 --> 00:49:14,582 Mel... 845 00:49:14,755 --> 00:49:17,882 I don't want to hear any of your bullshit explanations. 846 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,775 I wasn't going to offer any. 847 00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:25,736 What's important is... 848 00:49:26,372 --> 00:49:29,934 it reconfirmed for me that this is who I am. 849 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:34,770 That my life is with you and Gus... 850 00:49:35,829 --> 00:49:38,109 and the baby. 851 00:49:42,749 --> 00:49:45,575 That I still choose you. 852 00:49:46,114 --> 00:49:51,740 Huh. That's very convincing testimony. 853 00:49:53,286 --> 00:49:55,667 But I'm not so sure that... 854 00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:58,146 I still choose you. 855 00:51:57,244 --> 00:52:00,784 Moo!62133

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