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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,534 --> 00:00:04,534 ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR, 2 00:00:04,534 --> 00:00:05,701 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 3 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:06,701 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:06,701 --> 00:00:22,667 5 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,601 Justin: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? 6 00:00:38,601 --> 00:00:40,033 Brian: MY GUESS, ALTOONA. 7 00:00:41,467 --> 00:00:43,434 WHERE'D YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS PLACE AGAIN? 8 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,634 I READ ABOUT IT IN "O". [ Scoffing ] 9 00:00:45,634 --> 00:00:47,634 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL DOUCHE ADS. 10 00:00:47,634 --> 00:00:50,100 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO GET YOU A SUBSCRIPTION FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 11 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,868 SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS IS IT. 12 00:00:53,868 --> 00:00:54,868 UH-HA. 13 00:00:56,834 --> 00:00:57,968 [ Sigh ] 14 00:01:05,601 --> 00:01:07,734 WE'RE HERE FOR THE FELDMAN BAR MITZVAH. 15 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:08,968 Justin: [ Snickering ] 16 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,300 EH, COME ON. 17 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,200 [ Slamming of door ] 18 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,200 Various: UNH, DON'T DO THAT, DON'T DO THAT. 19 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,434 WATCH IT. WATCH IT. 20 00:01:19,434 --> 00:01:20,634 [ Mixed chatter/moaning ] 21 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:39,234 YOUR COCK IS REALLY HARD. 22 00:01:39,234 --> 00:01:42,234 HUH, YEAH, TRY FROZEN SOLID. HMM. 23 00:01:42,234 --> 00:01:44,367 YOU DON'T SUPPOSE MY TONGUE'LL STICK TO IT, DO YOU? 24 00:01:55,901 --> 00:01:57,534 [ Gasp ] 25 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,767 ARE YOU OKAY? 26 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:00,501 THE METAL'S FUCKING FREEZING. 27 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:01,834 THIS SUCKS. 28 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:04,734 AND NOT IN A POSITIVE, LIFE-AFFIRMING WAY. 29 00:02:04,734 --> 00:02:06,634 THERE HAS TO BE SOME PLACE ELSE WE CAN GO. 30 00:02:06,634 --> 00:02:08,067 [ Sighing ] 31 00:02:10,534 --> 00:02:12,200 [ Panting ] 32 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,400 [ Slapping of flesh ] 33 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:22,934 [ Cries of ecstasy ] 34 00:02:26,234 --> 00:02:27,734 AH... 35 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,434 AH. OH, MAN. 36 00:02:39,934 --> 00:02:42,200 Both: [ Moaning ] 37 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,801 AH. AH, THAT WAS GREAT. 38 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,734 A-MAZING. 39 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,133 AND CLIMATE- CONTROLLED. 40 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:52,167 [ Chuckling ] 41 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:57,200 STOCKWELL'S FINALLY DONE IT... 42 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,501 FORCED US TO STAY AT HOME AND FUCK IN OUR BEDS. 43 00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:05,400 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HELPED HIM 44 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,167 TURN US INTO STRAIGHT, LAW- ABIDING CITIZENS. 45 00:03:12,601 --> 00:03:14,133 CALL ME DR. SPIN. 46 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,901 YOU COULD BE DR. EVIL. 47 00:03:30,868 --> 00:03:31,801 [ Opening of refrigerator ] 48 00:03:33,434 --> 00:03:34,367 [ Closing of refrigerator ] 49 00:03:39,634 --> 00:03:41,901 SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE THIS EARLY? 50 00:03:41,901 --> 00:03:43,300 BEN HAD US UP ALL NIGHT, 51 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,467 PROWLING EVERY BACK STREET IN THE CITY. 52 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:47,167 WHEN DID YOU BECOME A COUPLE OF ALLEY CATS? 53 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:48,167 WE DIDN'T. 54 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,400 WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THIS KID. 55 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,567 THE ONE WE BROUGHT IN HERE LAST WEEK. 56 00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:53,834 OH, I REMEMBER. 57 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,601 I GOTTA TELL HIM SOME NEWS. 58 00:03:55,601 --> 00:03:57,000 HE'S POSITIVE. 59 00:03:58,501 --> 00:04:00,400 CHRIST, HE'S JUST A KID. 60 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,033 SO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM? 61 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,400 IT'S A LONG STORY. 62 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,601 HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AND, UH... 63 00:04:08,601 --> 00:04:10,934 HE GAVE THEM MY NAME, SAID I WAS HIS UNCLE. 64 00:04:10,934 --> 00:04:12,067 AND BEN WENT ALONG WITH IT. 65 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,701 Ben: HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET PUT BACK 66 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:15,701 IN THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM. 67 00:04:15,701 --> 00:04:18,234 SO NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE? 68 00:04:18,234 --> 00:04:20,100 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET INTO SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE, 69 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,467 MESSING AROUND IN THIS KID'S LIFE. 70 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:23,234 TELL HIM. I JUST DID. 71 00:04:23,234 --> 00:04:24,234 Ben: THEN AGAIN, 72 00:04:24,234 --> 00:04:26,000 MAYBE WE CAN HELP HIM. 73 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,067 THAT IS, IF WE CAN FIND HIM. 74 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,501 WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? 75 00:04:29,501 --> 00:04:30,934 I CAN TELL YOU WHERE TO LOOK. 76 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:32,434 YOU CAN? SWEETHEART, 77 00:04:32,434 --> 00:04:33,767 CHECK OUT THE CLIENTELE. 78 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:35,000 WHO IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK COMES IN HERE 79 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,334 THIS HOUR OF THE MORNING? 80 00:04:36,334 --> 00:04:38,667 BOYS WHO'RE WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT. 81 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:41,934 LAST I HEARD, THEY'D ALL MOVED OVER TO THE WARE- HOUSE DISTRICT. 82 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:42,968 MOTHER KNOWS BEST. 83 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,634 Lindsay: SO WHO WANTS ANOTHER WAFFLE? TED? 84 00:04:48,701 --> 00:04:50,300 HUH? YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT? 85 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,734 Emmett: ME TOO. THEY'RE YUMMY. 86 00:04:53,801 --> 00:04:54,801 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? 87 00:04:54,801 --> 00:04:56,767 A WAFFLE IRON... 88 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:58,601 AND WAFFLE MIX? 89 00:04:58,601 --> 00:05:00,167 I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. 90 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,067 HOW NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE PLAN A MEAL FOR ME FOR A CHANGE. 91 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:09,267 SO, THINGS ARE GOING WELL? MMM, 92 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,501 AT LEAST TWO EVENTS A WEEK. 93 00:05:11,501 --> 00:05:13,234 I FINALLY GAVE MY NOTICE AT TORSO. 94 00:05:13,234 --> 00:05:15,267 AUF WIEDERSEHEN, AU REVOIR AND GOOD RIDDANCE 95 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:17,801 TO PEDDLING POLYESTER PULLOVERS TO TWEAKED-OUT CLUB KIDS. 96 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:27,100 TEDDY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 97 00:05:28,601 --> 00:05:30,267 OH, THE USUAL... 98 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:31,801 RE-READING SCHOPENHAUER, 99 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:34,100 WORKING ON MY THEORY OF POST-NEO-RELATIVITY, 100 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,033 AND I THINK I DISCOVERED A NEW BLACK HOLE BETWEEN PLUTO AND JUPITER. 101 00:05:37,033 --> 00:05:37,968 PASS THE SYRUP? 102 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,767 WELL, YOU KNOW, MEL AND I HAVE BEEN THINKING... 103 00:05:44,767 --> 00:05:46,400 THAT IF YOU COULD SPARE THE TIME... 104 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,868 Lindsay: YOU MIGHT HELP US. 105 00:05:47,868 --> 00:05:49,767 YOU SEE, WE'VE MANAGED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 106 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,467 TO ACTUALLY SET ASIDE A LITTLE BIT OF CASH... 107 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:53,901 WE WANT TO START A COLLEGE FUND FOR GUS. 108 00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:55,901 WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! 109 00:05:57,801 --> 00:05:59,567 Lindsay: BUT IT'LL NEED TO BE MANAGED PROPERLY BY... 110 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,033 SOMEONE WE CAN TRUST. SOMEONE LIKE YOU. 111 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:04,133 LIKE ME? 112 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:05,801 MM-HM. WELL, 113 00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:08,067 CONSIDERING HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE SAVED MY ASS ON TAXES, 114 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,400 NOT TO MENTION THAT AMAZING PROGRAM YOU PUT US ON 115 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,067 SO LINZ COULD STAY HOME WITH THE BABY... 116 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,000 Lindsay: YOU'D BE THE PERFECT PERSON. 117 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:16,767 WE WANT TO START WITH $5,000. 118 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,200 AND THEN ADD TO IT WHEN WE CAN. 119 00:06:20,334 --> 00:06:21,968 Melanie: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY... 120 00:06:21,968 --> 00:06:24,534 TED SCHMIDT, FINANCIAL WIZARD? 121 00:06:26,934 --> 00:06:28,868 UH... YEAH, SURE. 122 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:30,467 I MEAN WE COULD... 123 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,667 LADDER IT IN STABLE BONDS. 124 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,567 I'D STAY AWAY FROM THE MARKET FOR NOW, 125 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,767 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S STABILITY AT SOME POINT, 126 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:40,000 I WOULDN'T BE ADVERSE TO INVESTING IN SOME BLUE CHIPS. 127 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,100 LISTEN TO HIM. 128 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,501 Lindsay: TEDDY KNOWS. 129 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:44,667 HE SURE DOES. 130 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:45,667 WHOO-HOO. 131 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:46,667 [ Chuckling ] 132 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:51,367 AND SINCE IT'S THE LAST SPOT BEFORE THE ELECTION, 133 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,934 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING BROAD-SWEEPING, AN EPIC. 134 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:57,767 Dominic: "LORD OF THE RINGS" IN 30 SECONDS? 135 00:06:57,767 --> 00:07:01,501 SOMETHING THAT WILL PUT YOU IN THE CONTEXT OF THE ENTIRE CITY; 136 00:07:01,501 --> 00:07:03,367 A MAN FOR ALL THE PEOPLE. 137 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:05,300 I GET IT. SHOW ME WITH AS MANY RACIALLY 138 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,701 AND CULTURALLY DIVERSE GROUPS AS POSSIBLE. 139 00:07:07,701 --> 00:07:09,868 EXACTLY. Nancy: ACTUALLY, 140 00:07:09,868 --> 00:07:11,067 IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 141 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:13,234 I DON'T REALLY HAVE BAD IDEAS. 142 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,968 AND I WANT THE CAMERAS ON YOU AT ALL TIMES. 143 00:07:16,968 --> 00:07:18,601 WE'LL GET YOU AT THE ASIAN CULTURAL SOCIETY, 144 00:07:18,601 --> 00:07:20,601 THE HISPANIC INSTITUTE, THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER... 145 00:07:20,601 --> 00:07:22,100 THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER? 146 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,200 I'M NOT TOO POPULAR IN THAT NECK OF THE WOODS. 147 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,767 PERHAPS WE SHOULD SCRATCH THAT ONE. 148 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,367 LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY. 149 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,234 THEY DID ENDORSE YOU, AFTER ALL, 150 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:33,667 AND, WHO KNOWS, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ELECTION DAY, 151 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,567 IT MAY BE THOSE FEW EXTRA VOTES 152 00:07:35,567 --> 00:07:37,601 THAT TIP THINGS IN YOUR FAVOUR. 153 00:07:37,601 --> 00:07:39,167 Dominic: WOULDN'T THAT BE A LAUGH, 154 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,234 IF IT WERE THE GAYS THAT PUT YOU IN OFFICE. 155 00:07:41,234 --> 00:07:42,567 Nancy: THE POLLS DO SHOW 156 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:43,734 THAT THE RACE IS GETTING TIGHTER. 157 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,968 GO KISS SOME HANDS. SHAKE SOME BABIES. 158 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:54,701 WASN'T IT SWEET OF THE GIRLS TO HAVE US OVER? 159 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:58,467 AND HOW ABOUT THEM ASKING YOU TO MANAGE GUS' COLLEGE FUND? 160 00:07:58,467 --> 00:08:01,434 YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT? 161 00:08:01,434 --> 00:08:03,767 SO HOW LONG HAVE THE THREE OF YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS? 162 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:07,734 NOT LONG. I MEAN, THEY DID MENTION SOMETHING 163 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:10,033 WHEN THEY CALLED TO INVITE US TO BRUNCH. 164 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:11,767 AND YOU, NO DOUBT, THOUGHT IT WAS A SPLENDID IDEA 165 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,968 TO INVENT A LITTLE PROJECT TO KEEP TEDDY BUSY, 166 00:08:13,968 --> 00:08:16,133 IS THAT IT? NO, THAT IS NOT IT. 167 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:18,934 THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS, 168 00:08:18,934 --> 00:08:20,234 AND SINCE IT'S THEIR SON'S FUTURE, 169 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:21,567 THEY OBVIOUSLY TRUST YOU. 170 00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:23,567 TED! 171 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,167 HEY, MAN. 172 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:28,868 OH, HI. 173 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:30,167 THIS IS DEREK AND ROMAN. 174 00:08:31,601 --> 00:08:34,400 UH, THIS IS EMMETT... MY PARTNER. 175 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,601 I PREFER "LOVER". 176 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:36,834 I KNOW IT'S NOT P.C. 177 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:37,968 TO SAY THAT ANY MORE, BUT... 178 00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:39,567 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. [ Chuckle ] 179 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,234 SO, ARE YOU BOYS COMING BACK FROM BABYLON? 180 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:43,601 OH, THEY SHUT DOWN THE BACK ROOM, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 181 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:45,534 SO WE'RE GOING TO MY PLACE TO FUCK. [ Sniff ] 182 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,467 THAT'S... NICE. 183 00:08:48,467 --> 00:08:49,767 YOU GUYS WANT TO "CUM"? 184 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:54,067 OH, UH... NO THANKS. 185 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,000 SOME OTHER TIME. 186 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,167 [ Snapping of fingers ] 187 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,334 SO LONG. 188 00:09:01,734 --> 00:09:05,601 WOW. HE SEEMED REALLY TWEAKED OUT. 189 00:09:05,601 --> 00:09:07,200 HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM ANYWAY? 190 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,067 [ Clearing of throat ] OH, HE'S A... 191 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:10,868 EAR, NOSE AND THROAT SPECIALIST. 192 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:12,834 I WENT TO HIM ONCE TO HAVE MY SINUSES DRAINED. 193 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:16,601 UNTIL YOU JUST SAID THAT, THE SCARIEST THING I EVER IMAGINED 194 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:17,968 WAS MY PARENTS HAVING SEX. 195 00:09:17,968 --> 00:09:20,400 OH... OH, 196 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,901 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 197 00:09:21,901 --> 00:09:23,834 Emmett: OKAY, I NEED THESE. 198 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,334 AND THESE AND THESE? I'M NOT SURE. 199 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:26,901 HONEY, CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME A SECOND? 200 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:28,734 I JUST... I WANT TO RUN IN AND PICK UP A COUPLE OF THESE. 201 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,901 Man: I JUST WANT TO SAY, CHIEF STOCKWELL, 202 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:34,067 THAT I TOTALLY SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS TO MAKE LIBERTY AVENUE 203 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:36,234 A DECENT AND RESPECTABLE PLACE TO LIVE... 204 00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:38,734 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BUT I WAS WONDERING 205 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:40,734 WHY IT TAKES THE POLICE SO LONG TO RESPOND. 206 00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:43,100 MY TOWNHOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. 207 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:46,200 I CALLED, AND THE POLICE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR TWO HOURS. 208 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,434 UNFORTUNATELY, THE CURRENT MAYOR CUT MY DEPARTMENT'S BUDGET, 209 00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:52,067 BUT WHEN I'M ELECTED, 210 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:56,000 I CAN GUARANTEE YOU A GREATER POLICE PRESENCE ON LIBERTY AVENUE. 211 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,601 [ Sparse clapping ] 212 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,868 ANY OTHER QUESTIONS FOR THE CHIEF? 213 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,467 MARGARITA LOPEZ. 214 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,934 EXCUSE ME? 215 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:12,000 MARGARITA LOPEZ WAS A TRANSSEXUAL. 216 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,467 SHE WAS MURDERED FIVE YEARS AGO. 217 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,534 HER KILLERS HAVE NEVER BEEN FOUND. 218 00:10:15,534 --> 00:10:18,200 THE PITTSBURGH P.D. DOES ITS BEST TO SOLVE EVERY CRIME. 219 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:21,367 HOWEVER, THERE'S ALWAYS THE OCCASIONAL... 220 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:22,534 Justin: JEFFERSON PROCTOR. 221 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:25,200 JEFFERSON PROCTOR WAS A GAY AFRICAN- AMERICAN. 222 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,133 SHOT TO DEATH HALF A BLOCK FROM WOODY'S. 223 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:28,434 Lindsay: CRIME UNSOLVED. 224 00:10:28,434 --> 00:10:30,000 NATASHA GINSBURG. 225 00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:33,901 NATASHA GINSBURG, AGE 61. 226 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,200 A LESBIAN OUT WALKING HER DOG. 227 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,734 STABBED TO DEATH, KILLER STILL AT LARGE. 228 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,567 JUSTIN TAYLOR. 229 00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:45,167 JUSTIN TAYLOR, MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SON. 230 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,601 ATTACKED AT HIS PROM, 231 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,267 LEFT FOR DEAD. 232 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,467 POLICE REPORTED IT AS A SIMPLE ASSAULT, 233 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:53,801 INSTEAD OF A HATE CRIME, WHICH IT WAS. 234 00:10:53,801 --> 00:10:56,234 HIS ATTACKER GOT OFF WITH COMMUNITY SERVICE. 235 00:10:56,234 --> 00:10:58,000 [ Mixed chatter ] 236 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,534 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 237 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,400 I WANT TO THANK THESE CONCERNED CITIZENS 238 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,934 FOR REMINDING ME OF THE VIOLENCE THAT THREATENS, 239 00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:09,167 AND SOMETIMES CLAIMS THE LIVES OF MEMBERS OF THIS COMMUNITY. 240 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:13,734 HOWEVER, THE VAST MAJORITY OF VIOLENT CRIMES ARE SOLVED, 241 00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,934 AND THE CRIMINALS APPREHENDED. 242 00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:17,067 Debbie: WHAT ABOUT HIM? 243 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:21,968 DID YOU DO YOUR BEST FOR HIM? 244 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,400 I REMEMBER THAT BOY. 245 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,467 HIS MURDER WAS TRAGIC, SOMEONE SO YOUNG. 246 00:11:30,534 --> 00:11:31,667 THEN WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 247 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,000 I MAY NOT RECALL HIS NAME, 248 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,300 BUT I DO KNOW... 249 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,234 JASON KEMP. 250 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,968 HIS NAME WAS JASON KEMP. 251 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:47,167 AND THE REASON YOU DON'T REMEMBER IT 252 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,400 IS BECAUSE NO ONE ON YOUR POLICE FORCE 253 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,033 WAS EVER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT IT WAS. 254 00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:53,133 BUT I DID, 255 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:56,367 THE WAITRESS WHO FOUND HIS BODY IN A DUMPSTER 256 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,868 BEHIND THE DINER WHERE I WORK. 257 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:00,534 LET'S WRAP THIS UP. 258 00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:01,834 Debbie: JASON KEMP, 259 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:04,300 A.K.A. DUMPSTER BOY. 260 00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:07,033 MURDER UNSOLVED. 261 00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:08,868 [ Mixed chatter ] 262 00:12:08,868 --> 00:12:10,434 Tannis: WE'D LIKE TO THANK OUR GUEST, 263 00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:13,167 POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL, FOR COMING TONIGHT, 264 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,267 AND TO INVITE EVERYONE TO STAY FOR COFFEE. 265 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:17,501 UH, WE SHOULD REMEMBER 266 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,734 THAT JIM STOCKWELL IS A VERY BUSY MAN, 267 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:22,200 AND WE'RE EXTREMELY GRATEFUL TO HIM 268 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,767 FOR FINDING THE TIME TO COME... 269 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:24,801 [ Mixed chatter ] 270 00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:25,901 Man: SHAME ON YOU. 271 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,133 HE'S PROBABLY WARMER THAN WE ARE. 272 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,701 I BET SOME RICH SUGAR DADDY'S TAKEN HIM HOME, AND... 273 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,501 WRAPPED HIM IN A CASHMERE COMFORTER 274 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,434 AND IS FEEDING HIM LOBSTER BISQUE SOUP. 275 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:43,367 [ Snort/chuckle ] 276 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,868 WHAT VIVID IMAGERY. 277 00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:46,634 WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN STAGE ONE HYPOTHERMIA: 278 00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,100 YOU START HALLUCINATING. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 279 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,601 Man: I COULD BE A TOP OR A BOTTOM. 280 00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,434 Various: COME ON, DON'T BE SHY. WANT TO HANG OUT? 281 00:12:53,434 --> 00:12:55,167 NO LOBSTER BISQUE SOUP. 282 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,267 [ Mixed chatter ] 283 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,000 NOT EVEN CHICKEN NOODLE. 284 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,400 HEY. 285 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,868 CHRIST... FUCK. Ben: HEY! 286 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,667 HE'S NOT THE FUCKING COPS! 287 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,367 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 288 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,934 WHY IS IT EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP, YOU COST ME MONEY? 289 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,801 HE WAS EVEN WILLING TO SPRING FOR A HOTEL ROOM. 290 00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,400 IT'S IMPORTANT. 291 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,868 EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS IMPORTANT. 292 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,200 YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. 293 00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:25,934 NOW WHAT? 294 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,167 WHEN YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL, 295 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:33,133 THEY TESTED YOU FOR HIV AND... 296 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,701 IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE POSITIVE. 297 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:42,133 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING, BUT... 298 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,234 THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE HEALTHY. 299 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:45,767 YOUR VIRAL LOAD IS UNDETECTABLE, 300 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,234 WITH ALL THE NEW ADVANCES... 301 00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,100 THANKS FOR THE INFO. HEY! 302 00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:52,033 DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? 303 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,801 THAT I HAVE AIDS? 304 00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,734 I DID NOT SAY AIDS, I SAID HIV. 305 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,033 SO I HAVE IT. 306 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,400 MOST OF THE GUYS OUT HERE ALREADY DO. 307 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,934 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 308 00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:01,934 NO, IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL. YOU HAVE TO LEARN 309 00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:04,701 TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF... FUCK OFF! 310 00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:07,667 I HAVE WORK TO DO. HEY, 311 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,801 IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR- SELF, THEN WHAT ABOUT OTHERS? 312 00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:11,901 YOU COULD BE INFECTING THE PEOPLE YOU SLEEP WITH. 313 00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:18,000 YOU PAYS YOUR MONEY, YOU TAKES YOUR CHANCES. 314 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,534 Man: IT'S COLD OUT HERE. 315 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,033 WANT TO WARM ME UP? 316 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,000 Man 2: YEAH, YOU WANT IT. YOU KNOW YOU DO. 317 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,367 Man: COME ON OVER. YOU CAN HAVE BOTH OF US. 318 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,100 Vic: THIS PASTRY WOULD BE A HELL OF A LOT CRISPER 319 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,767 WITH A PROFESSIONAL OVEN. 320 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,801 Emmett: WELL, MISTER, 321 00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,968 THE KITCHEN FAIRY JUST MAY GRANT YOUR WISH. 322 00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:38,601 AFTER THIS NEXT PARTY, 323 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:41,634 I WILL HAVE SAVED UP ENOUGH TO AFFORD ONE. 324 00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:43,534 NOW WE'RE COOKING. HMM. 325 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,634 CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE THAN A SOGGY CHEESE PUFF? 326 00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,167 AS HARD AS I TRY, 327 00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,367 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COMES TO MIND. 328 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,767 [ CD ♪♪♪ ] 329 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,033 Emmett: ONE TASTY TART DESERVES ANOTHER. 330 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,868 UH, NO, THANKS. NOW, NOW. 331 00:14:59,868 --> 00:15:03,601 ONE IS NEVER TOO BUSY FOR A BLUE CHEESE AND PEAR PUFF. 332 00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:05,200 OH-H! CAREFUL. DON'T BURN YOUR TONGUE. 333 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,400 NOW YOU TELL ME? 334 00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:13,534 UH... WHAT DO YOU... 335 00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:15,367 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GO OUT TONIGHT? 336 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,801 UH, THE PITTSBURGH CIVIC OPERA'S DOING ALL 20 HOURS 337 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,067 OF WAGNER'S RING CYCLE. 338 00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,200 MAYBE, IF IT WERE WAGNER'S COCK RING CYCLE... 339 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,367 [ Chuckling ] 340 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,000 UH... A... A MOVIE, THEN. 341 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,834 UH, THERE'S A DOUGLAS SIRK RETROSPECTIVE 342 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,734 GOING ON DOWN AT THE REGENCY. 343 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:30,400 SWEETIE, MY LIFE IS A LANA TURNER MOVIE. 344 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,601 I DON'T NEED TO SEE ONE. 345 00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:36,434 UM... UH, BUT DINNER, THEN? UH... 346 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,868 I READ ABOUT THIS GREAT NEW RESTAURANT... 347 00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:40,868 THE LAST THING I WANT TO LOOK AT IS FOOD. 348 00:15:40,868 --> 00:15:42,234 ANYWAY, I'M... 349 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,934 MEETING RODNEY FOR A LATE-NIGHT GAME OF STRIP SCRABBLE. 350 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,567 WHY DON'T YOU CALL MICHAEL AND BEN? 351 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,701 OR, UH, BRIAN; SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO? 352 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,701 YOU'VE BEEN IN ALL DAY. 353 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,234 GO OUT. HAVE SOME FUN. 354 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:01,033 Debbie: HERE'S TO NAILING THAT MOTHERFUCKER. 355 00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,367 Various: [ Cheering ] 356 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,901 IT'LL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS FOR SURE. 357 00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:05,968 MMM... MMM. 358 00:16:05,968 --> 00:16:07,801 THE GAY COMMUNITY BASHES BACK. 359 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,734 AND WE HAVE NONE OTHER TO THANK THAN MY... 360 00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:12,033 BRILLIANT, TALENTED SON. 361 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,133 [ Chuckles/cheers ] HEY, SUNSHINE. 362 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,701 IT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA, 363 00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:17,434 RESEARCHING THOSE UNSOLVED CRIMES. 364 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,567 HOW'D YOU DO IT, SUNSHINE? 365 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,901 I HAVE MY "DEEP THROAT". 366 00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:22,133 [ Chuckles ] 367 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,334 I BET YOU DO. 368 00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:24,801 EXCUSE ME. 369 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,267 YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU KNOW YOU'RE SMART. [ Laughing ] 370 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:39,234 371 00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:40,567 YOU DON'T SEEM TOO UPSET. 372 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,467 ABOUT WHAT? 373 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,567 WELL, WE JUST EXPOSED 374 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:47,067 YOUR BOY'S CONSIDERABLE SHORTCOMINGS 375 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,634 IN FULL VIEW OF THE PRESS. 376 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,767 [ Sigh ] WELL... 377 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,501 EVERY POLITI- CIAN HAS TO DEAL WITH THE LUNATIC FRINGE. 378 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,100 YOU KNOW, IN THE OLD DAYS, BEFORE YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL 379 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,300 FOR A SACK OF GOLD, 380 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,467 YOU'D'VE BEEN THE ONE WHO LAID THE TRAP FOR STOCKWELL. 381 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,400 IN FACT, IT HAD THE HAND OF THE MASTER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 382 00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,567 I GUESS THOSE DAYS ARE GONE. 383 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:11,901 HI. 384 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,067 WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? 385 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,501 YOU NEVER CAME TO THE CENTER. 386 00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,601 I WAS WITH BEN, LOOKING FOR HUNTER. 387 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,534 Brian: YEAH, WELL, YOU MISSED QUITE A SHOW. 388 00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:22,400 YOUR MOM DOES A GREAT NORMA RAE. 389 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,634 DID YOU FIND HIM? 390 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:28,167 BEN TOLD HIM HE WAS POSITIVE. HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE. 391 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,300 HE'S A FUCKING HUSTLER, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 392 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,901 AT HIS AGE, HE PROB- ABLY DOESN'T REALIZE THE CONSEQUENCES. 393 00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:35,667 YOU'D THINK HE'D AT LEAST SHOW SOME GRATITUDE 394 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,868 FOR US TRYING TO HELP. 395 00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,267 [ Chuckling ] 396 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,868 I'M SURE HE'LL WRITE YOU A THANK-YOU NOTE 397 00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,868 FIRST CHANCE HE GETS. 398 00:17:41,868 --> 00:17:45,567 IT WAS A VERY LOVING THING YOU DID, SWEETHEART. 399 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,667 EVEN IF SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK SO. 400 00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,934 WELL, IF YOU'RE DONE DOING YOUR GOOD DEED, 401 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,200 HOW ABOUT PICK- ING UP A CUE? 402 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,934 403 00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,501 YOU KNOW, WE'RE LUCKY. 404 00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:04,000 WHAT? THAT OUR HAIRLINE HASN'T STARTED TO RECEDE? 405 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,367 THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HATED YOUR PARENTS, 406 00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,767 OR HOW MUCH MY MOM DRIVES ME CRAZY... 407 00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:11,734 THEY NEVER TRIED TO GIVE US AWAY. 408 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,234 HUH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 409 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,834 [ Truck radio ♪♪♪ ] 410 00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:31,267 Ben: THAT COAT DOES NOT LOOK VERY WARM. 411 00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:33,767 IT'S WARM ENOUGH. 412 00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,067 [ Sneezing ] 413 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:44,968 DID YOU ALREADY BLOW YOUR NOSE IN IT? 414 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,300 NO, I DID NOT. 415 00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:53,667 HUH. I-I... 416 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:57,167 GOT AN OLD DOWN-FILL HERE. IT'S, UH... 417 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,801 IT'S STILL IN GOOD SHAPE. 418 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:01,567 NO ONE WANTS TO PICK UP A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ESKIMO. 419 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:04,234 HEY, NO ONE WANTS TO PICK UP A GUY WHO'S GOING TO GIVE HIM HIV EITHER, 420 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:05,901 SO... HERE. 421 00:19:06,868 --> 00:19:08,434 MAKE SURE YOU USE THESE, 422 00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:09,934 AND MAKE SURE THEY USE THEM TOO... 423 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,467 OKAY? EVEN IF THEY DO OFFER TO PAY YOU $200. 424 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:18,367 [ Car radio ♪♪♪ ] 425 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,801 HEY, WAIT! COME BACK! 426 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,634 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! LEAVE ME ALONE! 427 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,434 FINE. 428 00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:41,434 HEY! 429 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,667 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 430 00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,000 WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? 431 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,934 'CAUSE I'M POSITIVE TOO. 432 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,167 Various: [ Sniffing/moaning ] 433 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:13,033 434 00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,200 Man: YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK ME, MAN. 435 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:26,200 436 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,901 NOW, I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. 437 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:36,834 [ Cough/chuckle ] 438 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,400 HE'S PLANNING A PARTY. 439 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,934 [ Coughing ] IT COULDN'T BE AS HOT AS THIS ONE. 440 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,300 OH... [ Groan ] 441 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,067 JUST THE BLUE CHEESE AND PEAR PUFFS. 442 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,567 SPEAKING OF PARTIES... 443 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,434 IT'S WHITE PARTY WEEKEND. 444 00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:54,767 YEAH? WHERE? 445 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,567 WHERE ELSE? 446 00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:59,000 P.S., I LOVE YOU. 447 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:03,334 PALM SPRINGS, THE DESERT. 448 00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:06,267 HOT, HOT, HOT! 449 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,934 THAT'S RIGHT, DARLING. THE HOTTEST MUSIC, 450 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,501 THE HOTTEST DRUGS, AND THE HOTTEST BOYS. 451 00:21:14,968 --> 00:21:16,100 YOU WANNA GO? 452 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,567 [ Chuckling ] 453 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:20,200 TO A CIRCUIT PARTY IN PALM SPRINGS? 454 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,234 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CIRCUIT PARTY IN PALM SPRINGS? 455 00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,868 NO. 456 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,934 WELL THEN, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 457 00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:29,501 IMAGINE... TENS OF THOUSANDS 458 00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:33,467 OF THE MOST GORGEOUS MEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 459 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:36,467 YOU'LL GET HARD THE SECOND YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR. 460 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,267 AND THE FAVOURS... 461 00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:41,334 ANY KIND YOU WANT, ANY TIME YOU WANT. 462 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,934 YOU'RE FLOATING. YOU'RE... 463 00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:44,868 HORNY. 464 00:21:46,634 --> 00:21:50,167 AND... EVERY- WHERE YOU TURN, 465 00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,501 THERE'S SOMEONE THERE TO SUCK YOU OR STROKE YOU. 466 00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:54,434 AND THE WEATHER! 467 00:21:54,434 --> 00:21:57,100 FUCK THIS SNOW 468 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,334 AND SLEET SHIT. 469 00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:02,300 THERE'S A SOFT BREEZE BLOWING, 470 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,667 EVEN AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING, 471 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,334 AND EVERY- THING'S WHITE, 472 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:06,334 WHITE, 473 00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:07,601 WHITE. 474 00:22:07,601 --> 00:22:10,167 SO WHITE IT GLOWS. 475 00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:14,868 IT'S MORE THAN AN OASIS, IT'S, UH, WELL... 476 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,534 [ Opening of zipper ] HEAVEN. 477 00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:19,667 AND IF THE REAL HEAVEN 478 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,167 ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE IT... 479 00:22:23,734 --> 00:22:25,200 DAMN WELL SHOULD BE. 480 00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:28,601 [ Sighing ] 481 00:22:28,601 --> 00:22:30,400 THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, 482 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,767 BUT, UH... HUH! 483 00:22:33,434 --> 00:22:35,901 BUT, UH... WHAT? IT'S ALL THERE WAITING FOR US. 484 00:22:35,901 --> 00:22:38,734 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL MY TRAVEL AGENT. 485 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,300 SEE, I'M, UH... I'M TEFLON-ING HIS NOSE. 486 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,968 [ Chuckle ] HE GOT A NASTY COKE HABIT. 487 00:22:43,968 --> 00:22:45,634 HE'LL GET US A GREAT DEAL. 488 00:22:45,634 --> 00:22:48,367 WON'T COST MORE THAN A FEW THOU'. 489 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,234 YOU CAN SPARE A FEW THOU', CAN'T YOU? 490 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,801 OKAY. HAVE SOME MISO SOUP. 491 00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,601 WHAT'S THAT? 492 00:23:08,601 --> 00:23:10,934 OH... IT'S... 493 00:23:10,934 --> 00:23:12,334 JAPANESE CHICKEN SOUP. 494 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,934 COME ON, JUST EAT IT. 495 00:23:15,934 --> 00:23:17,567 JUST TAKE IT AND... 496 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,167 [ Slurping ] 497 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,000 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT? 498 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,601 UH... 499 00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:37,934 I TESTED POSITIVE THREE YEARS AGO, 500 00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:40,534 AND SO FAR, KNOCK WOOD, I HAVE BEEN HEALTHY. 501 00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:42,267 SO, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 502 00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,801 STAYING THAT WAY. 503 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:49,767 IT TAKES A LOT MORE WORK THAN YOU THINK, 504 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:52,567 NOT TO MENTION DEALING WITH THE SOCIAL AND... 505 00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:54,567 AND PSYCHOLOGICAL RAMIFICATIONS. 506 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,701 I'M A KID, REMEMBER? 507 00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:00,667 YOU MIND TALKING DOWN TO ME? 508 00:24:02,968 --> 00:24:04,167 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 509 00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:07,234 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 510 00:24:09,934 --> 00:24:12,100 I UNDERSTAND... 511 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,834 BUT AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO. 512 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:17,100 HEY. SORRY I'M LATE. 513 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,133 I WAS AT WOODY'S WITH EVERY.... 514 00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:21,334 HEY. UH... 515 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,334 COME ON IN. 516 00:24:22,334 --> 00:24:24,100 I DIDN'T REALIZE WE HAD COMPANY. 517 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:26,601 YEAH. I, UH... 518 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,267 I OFFERED HUNTER, UH, SOMETHING HOT TO EAT, 519 00:24:30,267 --> 00:24:31,968 AND A PLACE TO CRASH. 520 00:24:33,234 --> 00:24:36,067 THAT WAS A VERY LOVING THING YOU DID, SWEETHEART. 521 00:24:39,801 --> 00:24:41,300 [ Loud slurping ] 522 00:24:47,767 --> 00:24:49,334 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 523 00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:51,434 WE'RE DOING THIS. NO, 524 00:24:51,434 --> 00:24:52,667 YOU'RE DOING THIS. 525 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:53,934 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TELL HIM ANYWAY? 526 00:24:53,934 --> 00:24:55,234 THAT HE COULD STAY HERE. 527 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:57,701 FOR HOW LONG? 528 00:24:57,701 --> 00:24:59,968 I DID NOT GIVE IT A TIME LIMIT. 529 00:24:59,968 --> 00:25:00,968 WE'RE NOT CHINA. 530 00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:02,767 THERE'S NO OPEN DOOR POLICY. 531 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,167 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? OH... 532 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:08,267 THAT IS SUCH A MOTHER THING TO SAY, 533 00:25:08,267 --> 00:25:09,701 AND YOUR MOTHER MUST'VE SAID THAT. 534 00:25:09,701 --> 00:25:12,100 MY MOTHER'S NEVER HEARD OF THE OPEN DOOR POLICY, 535 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,667 AND THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT 536 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:16,200 IS HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. 537 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,534 HE'S JUST FOUND OUT HE'S POSITIVE. 538 00:25:17,534 --> 00:25:19,367 AM I SUPPOSED TO LET HIM SLEEP ON THE STREET 539 00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:20,801 ON ONE OF THE COLDEST NIGHTS OF THE YEAR? 540 00:25:20,801 --> 00:25:22,901 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 541 00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:24,968 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU PLAN TO DO. 542 00:25:24,968 --> 00:25:28,334 RIGHT NOW, I'M OFFERING A HELPING HAND TO SOME- ONE WHO NEEDS IT. 543 00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:30,067 YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM. 544 00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:31,734 NO, ACTUALLY, WE'RE RELATED. 545 00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:34,868 BY BLOOD. 546 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,934 547 00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:40,534 [ Sigh ] WOW. 548 00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:43,434 THAT'S A REAL BEAUTY. 549 00:25:44,701 --> 00:25:46,300 YEAH, I'M KIND OF PROUD OF IT MYSELF. 550 00:25:49,434 --> 00:25:51,033 WHERE SHOULD WE STICK IT? 551 00:25:51,033 --> 00:25:52,767 MMM... CITY HALL, 552 00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:54,400 POLICE HEADQUARTERS, 553 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,701 UP HIS ASS. [ Chuckling ] 554 00:25:56,701 --> 00:25:58,934 WE'LL ANNIHILATE THE FUCKER. 555 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:00,601 AH, DON'T BE SO SURE. IT'S ONLY A POSTER. 556 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:02,834 "ONLY?" 557 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:05,300 LAST ONE SENT HIM AROUND THE BEND. 558 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,300 THEY EVEN WROTE AN EDITORIAL ABOUT IT IN THE PAPER. 559 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,901 THINK OF THE STINK WHEN THEY SEE THIS ONE. 560 00:26:18,167 --> 00:26:20,133 HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SUCH A CLEVER DEVIL? 561 00:26:21,934 --> 00:26:23,501 LEARNED FROM THE MASTER. 562 00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:24,834 ♪ SAY IT AIN'T SO ♪ 563 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,868 ♪ WAIT, WE GOTTA GO ♪ 564 00:26:26,868 --> 00:26:30,734 ♪ GOING OUTSIDE, WHAT ARE YOU TRYNA HIDE? ♪ 565 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:34,267 ♪ IDLE ON SIDE, ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT ♪ 566 00:26:37,968 --> 00:26:39,934 THANKS FOR MEETING ME AT THIS HOUR. 567 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,834 YOU SAID YOU NEEDED TO SPEAK TO ME 568 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:47,167 PERSONALLY AND CONFIDENTIALLY. THAT'S RIGHT. 569 00:26:48,534 --> 00:26:51,234 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? I DON'T DRINK. 570 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,167 THANK GOD I DO. 571 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:55,234 I'VE BECOME AWARE OF A SITUATION 572 00:26:55,234 --> 00:26:56,767 WITHIN MY CAMPAIGN... 573 00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:00,934 THAT THERE'S SOMEONE I WORKED WITH CLOSELY, 574 00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:03,167 SOMEONE I'VE TRUSTED, WHO'S WORKING AGAINST ME. 575 00:27:04,601 --> 00:27:06,868 THAT'S VERY UNFORTUNATE. 576 00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:09,534 BUT... WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME? 577 00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:10,567 IT'S KINNEY. 578 00:27:11,634 --> 00:27:12,601 BRIAN? 579 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,901 THAT'S LUDICROUS. 580 00:27:15,901 --> 00:27:17,901 BRIAN WOULD NEVER... I'M A COP. 581 00:27:17,901 --> 00:27:19,968 I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING SET UP. 582 00:27:19,968 --> 00:27:22,634 HE SENT ME INTO THAT FIASCO AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER, 583 00:27:22,634 --> 00:27:24,801 KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 584 00:27:26,634 --> 00:27:28,667 AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE? 585 00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:30,934 THAT KID WHO WAS SHOUTING OUT THOSE NAMES... 586 00:27:32,601 --> 00:27:33,901 A JUSTIN TAYLOR... 587 00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:37,300 I KNEW I'D SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE BEFORE, 588 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,133 THEN I REMEMBERED... 589 00:27:39,133 --> 00:27:40,567 IT WAS HERE. 590 00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:42,868 ♪ YOU'RE WEIRD ♪ 591 00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:44,667 ♪ IN TEARS ♪ 592 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:48,434 ♪ TOO NEAR AND TOO FAR AWAY ♪ 593 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:52,033 ♪ HE SAID, SAW RED ♪ 594 00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:55,200 ♪ WENT HOME, STAYED IN BED ALL DAY ♪ 595 00:27:56,934 --> 00:27:59,434 HE'S AN INTERN IN OUR ART DEPARTMENT. 596 00:28:01,501 --> 00:28:03,200 AND THEY WERE BOTH THERE TONIGHT. 597 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,634 598 00:28:09,234 --> 00:28:11,968 THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY BRIAN WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 599 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:13,434 BECAUSE HE'S A FAG. 600 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:17,400 ♪ IT'S A CRACK, I'M BACK ♪ 601 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,734 ♪ YEAH, I'M STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS ♪ 602 00:28:19,734 --> 00:28:23,901 ♪ SHOUTING OUT, BABY, I'M READY TO GO ♪ 603 00:28:23,901 --> 00:28:27,534 ♪ I'M BACK, I'M READY TO GO ♪ 604 00:28:27,534 --> 00:28:30,267 ♪ FROM THE ROOFTOP SHOUT IT OUT ♪ 605 00:28:30,267 --> 00:28:31,868 ♪ IT'S A CRACK, I'M BACK ♪ 606 00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:35,367 ♪ YEAH, I'M STANDING ON THE ROOFTOP, SHOUTING IT ♪ 607 00:28:35,367 --> 00:28:37,901 ♪ BABY, I'M READY TO GO ♪ 608 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,267 HE'S GOT TOO MUCH INVESTED IN YOUR CAMPAIGN. 609 00:28:41,267 --> 00:28:42,767 THIS ENTIRE AGENCY DOES. 610 00:28:43,834 --> 00:28:45,934 WHY WOULD HE SABOTAGE IT? 611 00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:48,667 ALL I KNOW IS... I WANT HIM GONE. 612 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,734 THAT MIGHT PROVE A BIT DIFFICULT. 613 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:55,934 YOU'VE REFERRED TO HIM IN THE PRESS 614 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,767 AS THE GAY MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM, 615 00:28:57,767 --> 00:29:01,367 AND AS YOUR "CLOSE FRIEND AND PERSONAL ADVISOR". 616 00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:03,434 ONE GUESS WHOSE IDEA IT WAS TO DO THAT. 617 00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:04,601 ♪ BABY, I'M READY TO GO ♪ 618 00:29:04,601 --> 00:29:06,934 Both: [ Panting/groaning ] 619 00:29:09,234 --> 00:29:10,467 [ Rapping on door ] 620 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:14,033 CHRIST. 621 00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:17,834 NEVER A MOMENT'S REST. 622 00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:19,601 [ Banging on door ] 623 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,701 [ Panting ] 624 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:49,734 [ Sigh ] 625 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,300 NOW WHAT'S THE MATTER? HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN TWO GUYS FUCKING BEFORE? 626 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,567 [ Clearing of throat ] 627 00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:09,801 [ Sigh ] 628 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:34,901 WANT TO FINISH? 629 00:30:37,367 --> 00:30:39,200 WE CAN'T JUST STICK AROUND HERE ALL DAY 630 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,033 KEEPING AN EYE ON HIM. 631 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:42,968 WELL, THEN WE'LL TELL HIM HE CAN COME BACK TONIGHT, 632 00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:44,567 AFTER WE GET HOME, OKAY? 633 00:30:45,634 --> 00:30:47,968 Ben: HEY. HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 634 00:30:47,968 --> 00:30:49,133 ANY COFFEE? 635 00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:51,901 YEAH, HELP YOURSELF. 636 00:30:58,367 --> 00:30:59,968 SO, ARE YOU OFF TO SCHOOL? 637 00:30:59,968 --> 00:31:01,667 YEAH! GOTTA MAKE GOOD GRADES 638 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:03,133 IF I WANT TO GET INTO HARVARD. 639 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:04,534 I TAKE IT THAT'S A NO. 640 00:31:05,601 --> 00:31:07,234 YOU GO TO SCHOOL, DON'T YOU? 641 00:31:07,234 --> 00:31:09,000 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 642 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,567 MY SOCIAL WORKER? 643 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,100 WORSE. HE'S A TEACHER. 644 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,567 Ben: UH, AND YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A REAL BREAKFAST. 645 00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:20,067 LET ME... LET ME FIX YOU A PROTEIN SHAKE. 646 00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:22,901 HE'S ALSO A HEALTH FREAK. 647 00:31:22,901 --> 00:31:25,934 I COULD TELL ALREADY, THIS ISN'T MY DAY. 648 00:31:28,434 --> 00:31:30,133 LISTEN... [ Clearing of throat ] 649 00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:31,701 LISTEN, BEN AND I ARE GOING TO WORK, 650 00:31:31,701 --> 00:31:34,601 SO YOU... YOU GOTTA LEAVE. 651 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,334 Ben: YEAH, BUT WE'LL, UH... 652 00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:37,567 BE BACK AROUND 7:00, 653 00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,868 SO IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER, SPEND THE NIGHT, 654 00:31:39,868 --> 00:31:41,567 WE'LL BE HERE. 655 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,267 HOPEFULLY, I'LL HAVE A TRICK 656 00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:45,534 WHO'S PAYING ME TO SLEEP THERE. 657 00:31:45,534 --> 00:31:46,868 WELL, IF YOU DON'T, 658 00:31:46,868 --> 00:31:48,300 MAKE SURE YOU SHOW UP BEFORE MIDNIGHT, 659 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,834 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN WE LOCK THE DOOR. 660 00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:52,767 HUH! A CURFEW? 661 00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:55,167 YOU'RE AS BAD AS SOME OF MY FOSTER PARENTS. 662 00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:56,934 MAYBE SOME OF THEM WEREN'T SO BAD. 663 00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:06,167 HEY. 664 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:10,234 BEFORE YOU GO ON YOUR MERRY WAY, 665 00:32:10,234 --> 00:32:12,267 I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 666 00:32:12,267 --> 00:32:14,167 NOT FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR BEN. 667 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,767 I TOLD YOU I'D DO YOU BOTH. 668 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,534 ALONE, TOGETHER. 669 00:32:17,534 --> 00:32:19,100 HELL, I'LL EVEN DO YOU FOR HALF PRICE 670 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,467 JUST TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION. 671 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,567 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU. 672 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:25,167 I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE COMING BACK. 673 00:32:26,434 --> 00:32:27,801 I DON'T THINK YOU ARE, 674 00:32:27,801 --> 00:32:29,968 BUT BEN THINKS OTHERWISE. 675 00:32:29,968 --> 00:32:32,033 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE HAS MORE FAITH IN HUMANITY, 676 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,300 OR... AT LEAST IN YOU, THAN I DO. 677 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,067 ANYWAY, I... 678 00:32:37,067 --> 00:32:38,901 I WOULD HATE TO SEE HIM GET HURT, 679 00:32:38,901 --> 00:32:42,367 SO IF YOU DON'T PLAN ON RETURNING, JUST SAY SO NOW 680 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:44,968 AND I'LL TELL HIM NOT TO EXPECT YOU. 681 00:32:44,968 --> 00:32:48,501 ALL I ASKED WAS FOR HIM TO SAY HE WAS MY UNCLE. 682 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:52,801 I NEVER ASKED FOR THE FREE MEAL, THE BED, THE COAT. 683 00:32:52,801 --> 00:32:55,667 I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T ASK TO HEAR I'M POSITIVE, 684 00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,400 SO HE CAN KEEP HIS FUCKING HELP. 685 00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:04,634 I'LL LET HIM KNOW. 686 00:33:09,434 --> 00:33:11,434 Gardner: YOU'VE PUT ME IN A VERY DIFFICULT POSITION, 687 00:33:11,434 --> 00:33:13,300 I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT. YEAH, ALMOST AS DIFFICULT 688 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,033 AS THE ONE I WAS IN WHEN YOU SHOWED UP. 689 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,834 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A PARTNER IN THIS AGENCY, 690 00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:20,834 I'M STILL THE CEO AND MAJOR SHAREHOLDER, 691 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:22,834 AND THERE ARE LIMITS TO WHAT YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH. 692 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,501 IF STOCKWELL'S GOT A PROBLEM, HE CAN CONFRONT ME DIRECTLY. 693 00:33:25,501 --> 00:33:27,200 [ Incredulous chuckle ] 694 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,167 AFTER WHAT HE SAW LAST NIGHT? 695 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,767 TO SAY THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN 696 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,400 IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 697 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,767 OKAY, SO YOU FOUND ME FUCKING THE INTERN. 698 00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:37,400 THE SAME INTERN WHO MADE THOSE LIBELLOUS, 699 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,667 INFANTILE POSTERS, 700 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:41,033 WHO STOCKWELL RECOGNIZED FROM THE FIASCO 701 00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:43,033 AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER, 702 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:44,634 WHERE HE SUSPECTS YOU SENT HIM, 703 00:33:44,634 --> 00:33:45,801 KNOWING FULL WELL WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 704 00:33:45,801 --> 00:33:47,267 ALL RIGHT! GARDNER... 705 00:33:52,968 --> 00:33:54,167 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 706 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:57,734 I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 707 00:33:57,734 --> 00:34:00,801 SACRIFICE YOUR FUTURE, AS WELL AS THIS AGENCY'S FOR WHAT? 708 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,334 [ Sigh ] 709 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,734 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 710 00:34:05,734 --> 00:34:07,067 WHY NOT? 711 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,334 BECAUSE YOU'RE STRAIGHT. 712 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:13,701 HUH... 713 00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:18,000 WHATEVER THE REASON, 714 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,767 YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF OUT OF A JOB. 715 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,100 HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO WOODY'S 716 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,534 TO HAVE A DRINK WITH YOU AND BEN. 717 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,934 HE DIDN'T? 718 00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:34,834 WELL, HE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT, HE HASN'T CALLED. 719 00:34:35,968 --> 00:34:38,534 MICHAEL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 720 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,200 I CAN'T CALL THE POLICE, 721 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,133 NOT AFTER WHAT... OH! 722 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:45,000 LOOK WHO IT IS! 723 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,834 MEL AND LINZ, WITH GUS. 724 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,067 HI, SWEETIE! OH, YEAH. THAT'S HIM. 725 00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:51,267 IT'S MICHAEL. 726 00:34:51,267 --> 00:34:52,868 WELL, YEAH, Y-YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO. 727 00:34:53,934 --> 00:34:55,534 MM-HM? ME? OH, YEAH, 728 00:34:55,534 --> 00:34:59,167 I-I'M JUST GOING TO STAY AT HOME, KICK BACK AND, UH... 729 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:02,367 WATCH A TRIBUTE TO HITCHCOCK ON AMC. 730 00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:04,501 DID YOU EVER SEE "THE LADY VANISHES"? 731 00:35:05,834 --> 00:35:07,434 MM-HM, MM-HM. GOOD. 732 00:35:07,434 --> 00:35:09,100 ALL RIGHT, WELL, TALK TO YOU LATER. [ Chuckling ] 733 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,434 WHAT A SURPRISE. 734 00:35:11,434 --> 00:35:12,834 MIND IF WE, UH... 735 00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,234 OH, YEAH, YEAH... 736 00:35:14,234 --> 00:35:16,634 UH, DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? COFFEE, TEA, LEMONADE? 737 00:35:16,634 --> 00:35:18,901 UM, A-ARE YOU HUNGRY? H-HOW ABOUT A... A GRILLED CHEESE? 738 00:35:18,901 --> 00:35:20,767 MY... MY TREAT. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S KICKING BACK, 739 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,667 YOU'RE GOING A MILE A MINUTE. 740 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:25,834 OH, YOU KNOW ME. IT'S... MY AUNT LULAH ALWAYS USED TO SAY 741 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,300 THEY'D'VE NAMED ME SPEEDY ALKA-SELTZER IF THERE HADN'T ALREADY BEEN ONE. 742 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,234 OH. 743 00:35:31,834 --> 00:35:32,968 SO WHERE'S TEDDY? 744 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,434 HE'S, UH... HE'S OUT. 745 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:39,133 UH, TAKING A WALK... UH, TO THE GYM. 746 00:35:39,133 --> 00:35:41,100 HE'S... HE'S... HE'S WALKING TO THE GYM. 747 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,501 HE'S ON A NEW REGIMEN, SO... Melanie: UH, YOU KNOW, 748 00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,234 I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM LATER, SEE HOW HE'S DOING. 749 00:35:45,234 --> 00:35:47,667 SO MUCH BETTER, THANKS. 750 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:50,067 BECAUSE I WAS CHECKING OUT GUS' COLLEGE FUND AND... 751 00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:51,200 WELL, I-I KNOW HE'S BEEN BUSY 752 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,667 LOOKING FOR JUST THE RIGHT INVESTMENT, SO... 753 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,701 WELL, HE MUST'VE FOUND IT, BECAUSE, UH... 754 00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:57,701 ALL THE MONEY IN GUS' SAVINGS ACCOUNT'S BEEN WITHDRAWN. 755 00:35:58,767 --> 00:36:00,434 W-WITH... UH... W-W-WITHDRAWN? 756 00:36:00,434 --> 00:36:02,367 YOU KNOW HOW MELANIE LIKES TO WATCH MONEY. 757 00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:04,267 I-I-IS THAT AN ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK? 758 00:36:04,267 --> 00:36:05,767 YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. 759 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:06,934 LIKE A HAWK. 760 00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:08,267 Melanie: YEAH, UH, REMEMBER THE TIME THAT... 761 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,901 THE BANK DEDUCTED $60 BY MISTAKE? 762 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,100 HOW COULD I EVER FORGET? 763 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,200 WELL, HE MUST'VE BOUGHT SOME HIGH-YIELDING BOND, 764 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,334 OR SOME STOCK THAT'S ABOUT TO SPLIT 300 FOR 1. 765 00:36:18,334 --> 00:36:19,801 YOU KNOW WHAT A WIZ TEDDY IS. 766 00:36:19,801 --> 00:36:21,234 YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU. 767 00:36:21,234 --> 00:36:23,067 SHE'S SUCH A CONTROL FREAK. 768 00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:24,367 BUT, UM... 769 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:26,968 JUST TO... PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE, 770 00:36:26,968 --> 00:36:29,234 AS WELL AS MINE, 771 00:36:29,234 --> 00:36:32,067 I, UH, WILL HAVE HIM CALL YOU AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK... 772 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:33,634 FROM, UH... FROM HIS WALK... 773 00:36:33,634 --> 00:36:35,167 TO THE GYM. 774 00:36:35,167 --> 00:36:37,601 FROM HIS... WALK TO THE GYM. 775 00:36:37,601 --> 00:36:38,601 [ Rustling of bills ] 776 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:57,167 777 00:36:57,167 --> 00:37:03,067 ♪ IF I COULD BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ♪ 778 00:37:03,067 --> 00:37:09,601 779 00:37:09,601 --> 00:37:10,968 [ Knocking on door ] 780 00:37:10,968 --> 00:37:15,033 ♪ THIS COULD BE MY ONE LAST STEP ♪ 781 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:20,000 782 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,033 Debbie: HELLO! 783 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:28,200 ♪ I COULD JUST THROW AWAY THIS FEELING... ♪ 784 00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:31,501 TUNA AND MACARONI. 785 00:37:32,734 --> 00:37:34,267 IT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE WHEN YOU WERE A KID. 786 00:37:34,267 --> 00:37:35,734 NO, IT WASN'T. 787 00:37:35,734 --> 00:37:37,434 DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, YOU FUCKING LOVED IT. 788 00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,367 [ Sighing ] 789 00:37:44,167 --> 00:37:45,501 I HEARD YOU LOST YOUR JOB. 790 00:37:48,901 --> 00:37:51,834 I WAS ESCORTED OUT OF MY OFFICE AND OFF THE PREMISES 791 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,834 BY A SECURITY GUARD... 792 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:56,334 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A BALLPOINT PEN. 793 00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:58,000 THAT, I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEEN. 794 00:37:59,534 --> 00:38:02,267 WHY? SO YOU COULD TELL ME I HAD IT COMING? 795 00:38:02,267 --> 00:38:04,467 DAMN RIGHT YOU DID. 796 00:38:04,467 --> 00:38:05,868 WHAT YOU AND SUNSHINE WERE UP TO 797 00:38:05,868 --> 00:38:07,701 WAS TREACHEROUS AND DECEITFUL... 798 00:38:11,434 --> 00:38:13,434 AND I HAVE NEVER... 799 00:38:13,434 --> 00:38:15,767 BEEN SO FUCKIN' PROUD OF YOU IN MY LIFE. 800 00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:21,367 801 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:22,567 THANKS, MA. 802 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:28,367 803 00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:29,868 CAN YOU STILL BUY A LID? 804 00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:33,901 NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE. 805 00:38:33,901 --> 00:38:35,601 OH... 806 00:38:35,601 --> 00:38:38,167 WELL, I HAVEN'T SMOKED SINCE... JAMES TAYLOR HAD HAIR. 807 00:38:44,534 --> 00:38:46,167 [ Inhaling ] 808 00:38:48,801 --> 00:38:50,868 RECALL THE THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. 809 00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:54,200 I GOTTA GO HOME AND DO THE LAUNDRY. 810 00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,300 OH, GOD. 811 00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,267 ONE WHIFF OF THAT AND I'M BACK AT WOODSTOCK, 812 00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:02,367 GETTING LAID BY THREE GUYS NAMED JULIO. 813 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:07,667 814 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:14,701 ♪ IF I COULD JUST THROW AWAY THIS FEELING... ♪ 815 00:39:17,701 --> 00:39:19,868 TELL ANYONE AND YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DEAD MAN. 816 00:39:21,334 --> 00:39:23,567 YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME, SENORITA. 817 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,634 [ Inhaling/coughing ] 818 00:39:37,767 --> 00:39:38,701 MMM... 819 00:39:40,634 --> 00:39:41,834 THIS SHIT'S STRONG. 820 00:39:42,934 --> 00:39:44,400 WELL... 821 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,167 FOR 80 BUCKS AN 8th, THE CHRONIC HAD BETTER BE. 822 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:50,300 I WON'T EVEN PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANT. 823 00:39:50,300 --> 00:40:06,234 824 00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:09,767 YOU KNOW... 825 00:40:13,534 --> 00:40:14,934 YOU REALLY SCARED ME, BRIAN. 826 00:40:17,434 --> 00:40:18,701 I THOUGHT, "WELL... 827 00:40:21,701 --> 00:40:24,400 THIS TIME YOU'VE FINALLY GONE TOO FAR... 828 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:30,167 SOLD YOUR SOUL FOR MONEY, AND POWER." 829 00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:34,467 I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THOSE THINGS ARE TO YOU, 830 00:40:34,467 --> 00:40:36,734 AND I UNDER- STAND WHERE IT COMES FROM, 831 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:39,367 BUT EACH TIME YOU'D REACH THE PRECIPICE 832 00:40:39,367 --> 00:40:44,567 AND WERE ABOUT TO STEP HEADLONG INTO OBLIVION, 833 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,701 YOU ALWAYS MANAGED TO PULL BACK. 834 00:40:49,634 --> 00:40:50,567 WHY IS THAT? 835 00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:53,634 WINTER SALE AT PRADA? 836 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,701 I BELIEVE IT'S YOUR INNATE GOODNESS. 837 00:41:00,767 --> 00:41:02,701 [ Chuckling ] 838 00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:04,667 DON'T LAUGH... 839 00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:06,067 WHEN I'M BEING PROFOUND. 840 00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:10,767 IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE PHILOSOPHERS, 841 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:13,501 SOCRATES AND... AND... AND PLATO, OR... 842 00:41:13,501 --> 00:41:15,400 ANYWAY, ONE OF THEM WROTE ABOUT, 843 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,300 EACH ONE OF US IS BORN 844 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,133 WITH A SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG. 845 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,567 AND... WE ALL KNOW. 846 00:41:26,534 --> 00:41:28,033 AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT. 847 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:32,801 SHIT. 848 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,300 THIS FUCKING THING'S GONE OUT. 849 00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:37,868 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST AS WELL. 850 00:41:39,234 --> 00:41:41,167 ANY MORE AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE TAKING OFF YOUR BRA 851 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,734 AND SINGING "WHITE RABBIT". 852 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:45,033 [ Laughing ] OH GOD! 853 00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:47,167 I LOVED THE AIRPLANE! 854 00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:49,634 I LIVED FOR GRACE SLICK. 855 00:41:49,634 --> 00:41:50,567 OH... 856 00:41:52,234 --> 00:41:54,868 NOW WE GOT BRITNEY SPEARS. 857 00:41:54,868 --> 00:41:56,968 TELL ME THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO SHIT. 858 00:41:58,834 --> 00:42:00,367 THE WORLD'S GOING TO SHIT. YEAH. 859 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:03,501 I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT. 860 00:42:06,767 --> 00:42:10,133 SO, LAY OFF THE BAD BOY ROUTINE, 861 00:42:10,133 --> 00:42:12,400 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR IT, 862 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,400 AND... 863 00:42:15,067 --> 00:42:16,400 IT ISN'T TRUE. 864 00:42:18,234 --> 00:42:20,300 ANYTHING ELSE? 865 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,234 YEAH. 866 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,033 YOU GOT A BAG OF CHIPS? 867 00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:27,067 [ Laughing ] 868 00:42:27,067 --> 00:42:38,534 869 00:42:42,968 --> 00:42:44,267 I KNOW, I KNOW. 870 00:42:44,267 --> 00:42:45,534 HE'S NOT COMING BACK. 871 00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:48,968 YOU REALLY SURPRISED? 872 00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:52,801 YEAH, I GUESS I AM. 873 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:56,601 I FELT THERE WERE MOMENTS... 874 00:42:56,601 --> 00:42:58,701 A FLICKER IN HIS EYE... 875 00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,434 A PAUSE BEFORE HE'D ANSWER, 876 00:43:00,434 --> 00:43:03,300 WHEN I THOUGHT SOMETHING REGIS- TERED, THAT... 877 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,400 I WAS ACTUALLY... 878 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,367 GETTING THROUGH TO HIM. 879 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,000 CALL ME CRAZY. 880 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,133 YOU'RE NOT CRAZY. 881 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,667 YOU'RE JUST KIND. HMM. 882 00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:19,200 WELL, LET'S, UH... 883 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,067 HOPE HE'S BEING CAREFUL, 884 00:43:21,067 --> 00:43:22,834 THAT HE AT LEAST HEARD THAT MUCH. 885 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:25,734 WE CAN ALWAYS HOPE. 886 00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:35,334 THERE'S ALWAYS UNEMPLOYMENT. 887 00:43:35,334 --> 00:43:37,267 I SUPPOSE YOU COULD WRITE YOUR MEMOIRS. 888 00:43:37,267 --> 00:43:39,667 THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ENDLESS FASCINATION AMONG THE MASSES 889 00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:41,868 WITH REVELLING IN THE DOWNFALL OF THE ONCE MIGHTY. 890 00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:44,667 WELL, THANKS FOR THE CAREER TIPS, 891 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:47,834 BUT I THINK I'LL JUST GO TO BABYLON AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT. 892 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,234 THINK AGAIN. 893 00:43:49,234 --> 00:43:52,667 BACK ROOM'S CLOSED. [ Sigh ] 894 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:54,701 WELL, THE HELL IF WE'RE GOING TO STAND AROUND BARE-ASS 895 00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:58,033 IN THE BACK OF AN 18-WHEELER WHEN IT'S 12 DEGREES. 896 00:43:58,033 --> 00:44:00,667 I COULD ALWAYS MAKE MY MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF, HONEY, 897 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:01,868 AND WE COULD LOOK AT PHOTOS 898 00:44:01,868 --> 00:44:03,901 FROM WHEN WE TOOK THE KIDS TO DISNEY WORLD. 899 00:44:05,834 --> 00:44:07,601 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 900 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:11,067 ♪ I HURT YOU, BUT I NEED YOU ♪ 901 00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:12,567 ♪ I CAN SHOW YOU ♪ 902 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,567 ♪ JUST LET ME BE WHEN I'M CRAZY ♪ 903 00:44:16,567 --> 00:44:20,000 ♪ AT THE END YOU'RE STILL MY ONLY ♪ 904 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,868 ♪ AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END ♪ 905 00:44:23,868 --> 00:44:27,534 ♪ AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END ♪ 906 00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:30,067 ♪ AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END ♪ 907 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:32,400 ALL I CAN SAY IS, HE'D BETTER BE HERE. 908 00:44:35,033 --> 00:44:36,501 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK HE RAN OFF 909 00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:38,200 WITH GUS' COLLEGE FUND? 910 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,300 THAT'S NOT TED. 911 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:42,934 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, I... 912 00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:45,334 I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHO TED IS ANY MORE. 913 00:44:47,901 --> 00:44:48,868 YOU SEE HIM? 914 00:44:50,634 --> 00:44:52,234 Michael: THE LOSER? 915 00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:55,067 HE'S ONE OF THE GUYS WE RAN INTO THE OTHER DAY. 916 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:57,734 ONE OF TED'S NEW FRIENDS. 917 00:44:57,734 --> 00:44:58,767 COME ON. 918 00:44:58,767 --> 00:45:08,367 919 00:45:08,367 --> 00:45:09,300 EXCUSE ME. 920 00:45:13,734 --> 00:45:15,367 I SAID, EXCUSE ME! 921 00:45:16,701 --> 00:45:17,834 MY NAME'S EMMETT. 922 00:45:19,067 --> 00:45:20,868 YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER... 923 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:24,234 NO, I'M SURE YOU DON'T. 924 00:45:24,234 --> 00:45:26,601 MY... MY BOYFRIEND, TED SCHMIDT, AND I, 925 00:45:26,601 --> 00:45:28,601 WE RAN INTO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS THE OTHER DAY. 926 00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:33,734 ANYWAY, I-I'M LOOKING FOR HIM. 927 00:45:33,734 --> 00:45:36,367 SEE, HE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT. 928 00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:38,334 H-HE DIDN'T EVEN CALL, 929 00:45:38,334 --> 00:45:40,167 AND I'M WORRIED THAT HE MIGHT BE... 930 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:41,734 HE WENT TO PALM SPRINGS. 931 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,834 WHAT? 932 00:45:44,834 --> 00:45:46,868 WE WERE TWEAKING LAST NIGHT... TW... 933 00:45:46,868 --> 00:45:48,567 TWEAKING? TED? 934 00:45:48,567 --> 00:45:50,000 AND HE AND A COUPLE OF THE OTHERS 935 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,901 DECIDED TO GO TO THE WHITE PARTY. 936 00:45:53,968 --> 00:45:56,467 WISH I COULD AFFORD TO. 937 00:45:56,467 --> 00:45:59,868 ♪ I CAN SHOW YOU, JUST LET ME BE... ♪ 938 00:45:59,868 --> 00:46:01,434 SINCE WHEN CAN TED? 939 00:46:01,434 --> 00:46:03,901 THAT GUY'S A STRUNG- OUT CRYSTAL QUEEN. 940 00:46:03,901 --> 00:46:05,801 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING. 941 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,734 COME ON, KEEP LOOKING. 942 00:46:08,734 --> 00:46:11,534 ♪ I HURT YOU, BUT I NEED YOU ♪ 943 00:46:11,534 --> 00:46:13,367 ♪ I CAN SHOW YOU ♪ 944 00:46:13,367 --> 00:46:17,501 ♪ JUST LET ME BE WHEN I'M CRAZY... ♪ 945 00:46:17,501 --> 00:46:18,868 NO, LET'S GO HOME. 946 00:46:18,868 --> 00:46:21,067 ♪ AT THE END YOU'RE STILL MY ONLY ♪ 947 00:46:21,067 --> 00:46:25,033 ♪ AT THE END, AT THE END, AT THE END ♪ 948 00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,601 [ Banging on door ] 949 00:46:41,334 --> 00:46:42,267 I'LL GET IT. 950 00:46:57,133 --> 00:46:59,601 11:59 AND 30 SECONDS. 951 00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:01,000 YOU SAID MIDNIGHT. 952 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,033 953 00:47:09,033 --> 00:47:11,467 ♪ GOT A REVOLUTION BEHIND MY EYES ♪ 954 00:47:11,467 --> 00:47:13,868 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 955 00:47:13,868 --> 00:47:16,167 ♪ GOT A REVOLUTION BEHIND MY EYES ♪ 956 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,801 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 957 00:47:18,801 --> 00:47:20,968 ♪ GOT A REVOLUTION BEHIND MY EYES ♪ 958 00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:23,267 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 959 00:47:23,267 --> 00:47:25,701 ♪ YOU WANT A REVOLUTION BEHIND YOUR EYES ♪ 960 00:47:25,701 --> 00:47:29,100 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 961 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,634 962 00:47:31,634 --> 00:47:33,567 ♪ I SAID HALLELUIAH ♪ 963 00:47:33,567 --> 00:47:34,767 Various: WHOA! 964 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,934 THE BACK ROOM IS REOPENED, BOYS! 965 00:47:40,934 --> 00:47:42,934 [ Wild cheering ] 966 00:47:42,934 --> 00:47:57,734 967 00:47:57,734 --> 00:47:59,868 ♪ IS IT TIME FOR YOUR MOTHER- FUCKING ASS TO GIVE ♪ 968 00:48:01,133 --> 00:48:03,567 ♪ TELL ME, IS IT TIME TO GET DOWN ♪ 969 00:48:03,567 --> 00:48:06,133 ♪ ON YOUR MOTHER- FUCKING KNEES ♪ 970 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,334 ♪ TELL ME, IS IT TIME TO GET DOWN ♪ 971 00:48:08,334 --> 00:48:10,834 ♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪ 972 00:48:10,834 --> 00:48:13,000 ♪ I'M BLOWN TO THE MAXIM ♪ 973 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,501 ♪ TWO HEMISPHERES BATTLING ♪ 974 00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,734 ♪ I'M BLOWN TO THE MAXIM ♪ 975 00:48:17,734 --> 00:48:20,234 ♪ TWO HEMISPHERES BATTLING ♪ 976 00:48:20,234 --> 00:48:21,234 ♪ SUCKING UP ♪ 977 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:24,901 ♪ ONE LAST BREATH ♪ 978 00:48:24,901 --> 00:48:26,033 ♪ TAKE A DRAG ♪ 979 00:48:27,267 --> 00:48:29,167 ♪ OFF OF DEATH ♪ 980 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:31,100 ♪ HEY, MR. POLICEMAN ♪ 981 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,334 ♪ IS IT TIME FOR GETTING AWAY ♪ 982 00:48:33,334 --> 00:48:35,968 ♪ IS IT TIME FOR DRIVING DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING ROAD ♪ 983 00:48:35,968 --> 00:48:38,367 ♪ AND RUNNING FROM YOUR ASS TODAY ♪ 984 00:48:38,367 --> 00:48:40,667 ♪ TELL ME, DO YOU AGREE NOW ♪ 985 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,300 ♪ OR TELL ME IF I'M MAKING YOU BLEED NOW ♪ 986 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:44,834 ♪ I'VE GOT A FEW MORE MINUTES ♪ 987 00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:47,734 ♪ AND I'M GONNA CUT TO WHAT YOU NEED NOW ♪ 988 00:48:47,734 --> 00:48:50,367 ♪ SO ONE OF SIX SO TELL ME ♪ 989 00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:52,567 ♪ ONE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE ♪ 990 00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:54,868 ♪ AND ONE OF SEVEN TELL ME ♪ 991 00:48:54,868 --> 00:48:58,667 ♪ IS IT TIME FOR YOUR MOTHER- FUCKING ASS TO GIVE ♪ 992 00:48:58,667 --> 00:49:00,968 ♪ TELL ME IS IT TIME TO GET DOWN ♪ 993 00:49:00,968 --> 00:49:03,434 ♪ ON YOUR MOTHER- FUCKING KNEES ♪ 994 00:49:03,434 --> 00:49:05,534 ♪ TELL ME IS IT TIME TO GET DOWN ♪ 995 00:49:05,534 --> 00:49:08,167 ♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪ 996 00:49:08,167 --> 00:49:10,634 ♪ GOT A REVOLUTION BEHIND MY EYES ♪ 997 00:49:10,634 --> 00:49:11,734 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP ♪ 998 00:49:11,734 --> 00:49:12,968 ♪ AND ORGANIZE ♪ 999 00:49:12,968 --> 00:49:14,100 ♪ GOT A REVOLUTION ♪ 1000 00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:15,367 ♪ BEHIND MY EYES ♪ 1001 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:17,734 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 1002 00:49:17,734 --> 00:49:20,100 ♪ GOT A REVOLUTION BEHIND MY EYES ♪ 1003 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,534 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 1004 00:49:22,534 --> 00:49:24,934 ♪ YOU WANT A REVOLUTION BEHIND YOUR EYES ♪ 1005 00:49:24,934 --> 00:49:27,534 ♪ WE GOT TO GET UP AND ORGANIZE ♪ 1006 00:49:27,534 --> 00:49:30,234 1007 00:49:45,734 --> 00:49:49,434 MOO! 1008 00:49:49,434 --> 00:50:01,868 73533

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