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ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR,
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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.
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SHAKE IT, DUDE.
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[ Rumble of traffic/
beeping of car horn ]
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Justin:
MAN CANNOT
LIVE
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ON THE BACK
ROOM OF BABYLON
ALONE.
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IT'LL BE FUN
TO FUCK SOME
PLACE DIFFERENT
FOR A CHANGE.
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Justin:
WHEN DID
THAT HAPPEN?
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HOW THE FUCK
DO I KNOW?
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COME ON.
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Justin:
SHIT!
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THEM TOO?
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WELL, LET'S
TRY THE ADONIS.
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COME AGAIN.
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THE QUESTIONS
IS, WHERE?
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[ Wailing of siren ]
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WHAT'RE YOU BOYS UP TO?
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WE'RE JUST
LOOKING FOR
A GOOD PLACE
TO FUCK.
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KNOW OF ANY?
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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19.
LET ME SEE
SOME I.D.
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[ Sighing ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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YOU WERE HOPING
FOR SOMETHING
YOUNGER?
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ARE YOU HOPING
TO CALL YOUR
LAWYER TONIGHT
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FROM A HOLDING
CELL AT THE
PRECINCT?
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UH, HE'S JUST A
LITTLE RAMBUNC-
TIOUS, OFFICER.
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YOU KNOW HOW
THEY ARE AT
HIS AGE.
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GO HOME, BOYS.
THE PARTY'S OVER.
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[ Grunting ]
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IT'S BECOME A
BONA FIDE POLICE
STATE HERE
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ON BEAUTIFUL
LOSS-OF-LIBERTY
AVENUE.
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SOMETHING'S
GOTTA BE DONE!
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YEAH... ME.
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[ Panting ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Groan ]
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[ Moaning ]
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THAT'S FOR THE BOYS
AT THE PRECINCT, JIM.
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Brian:
[ Laughing ]
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Brian:
MORNING, BOYS.
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Michael:
MISSED YOU
AT BABYLON
LAST NIGHT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS SUCH A
LOVELY EVENING,
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JUSTIN AND
I DECIDED TO
TAKE A STROLL.
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OH, YOU SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE.
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I HEAR IT WAS AN
OVERFLOW CROWD.
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FILLED TO CAPACITY.
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Brian:
WHAT WAS THE
ENTICEMENT?
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FREE AIRLINE MILES FOR
EVERY COCK YOU SUCK?
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HUH. THERE'S NO-
WHERE ELSE TO GO.
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STOCKWELL'S CLOSED
DOWN HALF THE STREET.
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AND YOU'VE EMPOWERED
HIM DO TO IT.
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FRANKLY, HE'S
DOING US A FAVOUR.
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THE GRAVEL PIT WAS
ALWAYS A SKANK-HOLE.
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THE ONLY THING I
EVER PICKED UP THERE
WAS A CASE OF CRABS.
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THE BATHS WERE
ALWAYS FULL
OF TROLLS,
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AND THE ADONIS HADN'T
CLEANED THE CUM
OFF THEIR FLOORS
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SINCE THE DAY THEY OPENED.
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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OUR WORLD'S BEING
TAKEN AWAY FROM US.
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AND THAT INCLUDES
OUR RIGHT TO FUCK
WHEREVER WE WANT.
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I THOUGHT SOMEHOW
THAT MIGHT HAVE PERSONAL
SIGNIFICANCE FOR YOU.
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THE ONLY THING
THAT HAS PERSONAL
SIGNIFICANCE TO HIM
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IS SIGNING UP
STOCKWELL'S BACKERS
AND MOVING TO NEW YORK.
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[ Clicking of tongue ]
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Man:
OKAY, WILL
YOU PLEASE
CALM DOWN?
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Ted:
NO, I WILL
NOT CALM DOWN!
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I AM JUST DOING
WHAT I'M TOLD.
BE RIGHT BACK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I
WANT TO SEE THE
FUCKING MANAGER NOW!
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NOW!
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
WHAT... WHA...
W-WHAT'S WRONG?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
THEY WON'T
LET ME IN!
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WE GOT AN INSUFFI-
CIENT FUNDS NOTICE
FROM THE BANK
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WHEN WE TRIED TO
BILL HIS ACCOUNT.
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THAT'S BULLSHIT!
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I-I'M SURE IT'S
JUST A MIX-UP.
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WE WILL GET YOU A GUEST
MEMBERSHIP FOR NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'VE BEEN COMING
HERE FOR NINE YEARS.
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NINE YEARS!
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YOU'D THINK YOU COULD
SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT!
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FUCK YOU AND
YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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HONEY, YOU SHOULD
SEE THE CARNAGE
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WHEN YOGA SELLS OUT.
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POOR TEDDY. THESE
DAYS, THE SLIGHTEST
LITTLE AFFRONT
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IS LIKE A KNIFE
IN HIS HEART.
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MAYBE WHAT
HE NEEDS IS
A VACATION.
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MAYBE WHAT HE
NEEDS IS AN
INDUSTRIAL-
STRENGTH VALIUM.
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VALIUM?
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WELL LOOK
AT IT. IT'S
BEATING
SO FAST!
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OH, THAT'S
QUITE NORMAL.
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PREGNANCY'S
HARD WORK,
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FOR BOTH THE
CHILD AND
THE MOTHER.
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ESPECIALLY AFTER
MELANIE'S ENDOMETRIOSIS.
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ENDO... MEETRY... WHAT?
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YOU'LL PROB-
ABLY DISCOVER
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THAT THE
PAIN'LL
SUBSIDE
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DURING THE
PREGNANCY.
PAIN? WHAT PAIN?
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BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
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SHE SHOULD STILL
BE TAKING IT EASY.
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RIGHT, DOCTOR?
IS SOMETHING
THE MATTER?
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EVERYONE,
PLEASE STOP
WORRYING.
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I AM NOT
WORRYING.
I AM!
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I WAS JUST MAKING
A SUGGESTION.
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THERE'S NO HARM
IN TAKING IT EASY.
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SHE'S PRACTICALLY
WORKING HERSELF
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INTO A STATE
OF EXHAUSTION.
WHAT?
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I AM NOT WORKING
MYSELF INTO A STATE
OF EXHAUSTION.
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PLEASE. SHE THINKS
SHE CAN DO IT ALL.
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BECAUSE I CAN!
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Doctor:
YOU NEED TO
BE CAREFUL,
MELANIE,
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NOT TO OVERDO.
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TOO MUCH STRESS,
NOT EATING PROPERLY,
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THESE ALL CAN
LEAD TO SERIOUS
COMPLICATIONS.
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JESUS.
I TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF,
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I REALLY DO.
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IT'S JUST,
MY DARLING,
DEVOTED PARTNER
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IS SIMPLY
OVERREACTING
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AND DRIVING ME NUTS!
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YOU'D THINK WITH
ALL THE CHRONIC
MASTURBATION HE'D
BE CALM BUT...
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HE'S A
JANGLE OF
NERVES.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY!
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MEL'S RUNNING
HERSELF RAGGED.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU
GET WHEN YOU'RE
ALWAYS ON THE RAG.
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AND THERE'S
NOTHING YOU
CAN DO, OKAY?
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SHE'S THE ONE
CARRYING THE BABY.
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OUR BABY.
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Ben:
SO?
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DID YOU SEE IT?
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WHAT... WHAT
DID IT LOOK
LIKE?
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DID IT HAVE YOUR
CUTE LITTLE TURNED-UP
NOSE AND BUTTON EYES
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AND PERFECTLY-
SHAPED PENIS?
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YOU REALLY
THINK SO?
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HEY, HEY!
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IT'S THE SIZE
OF A PEANUT.
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[ Beeping of
cell phone ]
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THE BABY!
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I MEAN, IT'S
AMAZING.
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IT'S REALLY
FUCKIN' AMAZING.
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HELLO?
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YES?
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MY WHAT?
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OH.
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RIGHT, RIGHT,
RIGHT.
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WELL, IS HE ALL RIGHT?
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Y... NO, I-I SEE...
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I TEACH UNTIL 3:00, BUT
I CAN BE THERE AFTER THAT.
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YEAH, THANK YOU.
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IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT?
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Y-YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
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UM, I WILL
SEE YOU LATER.
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PLEASE STOP
WORRYING.
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WHO'S WORRYING?
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THAT'S MY
JOB, DAMMIT.
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MELANIE'S WORK-
ING TOO HARD,
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AND
MICHAEL...
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MICHAEL'S WORRIED
FOR THE LIFE
OF HIS CHILD!
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SWEETHEART,
LET ME TELL
YOU A STORY.
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ONCE UPON A
GODFORSAKEN TIME,
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THERE WAS A BEAU-
TIFUL PRINCESS
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AND SHE WORKED
HER ASS OFF
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UNTIL THE DAY SHE
POPPED HER KID.
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AND SHE WENT
BACK TO WORK
THREE DAYS LATER.
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THAT DIANA WAS
AN INSPIRATION.
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THE BOTTOM
LINE IS,
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I COULDN'T AFFORD
THE LUXURY OF
NOT WORKING.
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I HAD TO EARN
A LIVING.
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YEAH, BUT
YOU WERE 17.
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MEL'S IN HER 30s,
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AND SHE'S GOT ENDO-
METRY-WHATEVER-THE-
FUCK-IT'S-CALLED,
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AND NOW SHE'S
TAKEN ON THE
BIGGEST COURT
CASE OF HER LIFE.
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YEAH, AND DON'T FORGET:
SHE'S A CWAZY WESBIAN.
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NOW DO YOU SEE
WHY I'M WORRIED?
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WELL?
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SAY SOMETHING!
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[ Ringing of order bell ]
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SOMEBODY BETTER
KEEP AN EYE
ON THAT GIRL.
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OH MY GOD! NOW
I REALLY NEED
A VALIUM.
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Ted:[ Reading ]
"TRY DISCOUNT VIAGRA."
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"WATCH TEENAGE GIRLS DOING
IT WITH FARM ANIMALS."
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WHOO-HOO. I CAN
HARDLY WAIT.
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"REFINANCE YOUR HOME."
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LIKE I NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT ANY MORE.
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"UNDERGROUND SEX PARTY."
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WHAT, WITH CORPSES?
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"YOU'VE RECEIVED THIS CUZ
YOU'RE ONE OF PITTSBURGH'S
HOTTEST SEX-PIGS."
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BOY, DOES YOUR LIST
NEED UPDATING.
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"CUM JOIN THE HOTTEST
SEX PARTY IN TOWN
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TOMORROW AT THE
PARADISE MOTEL."
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THAT FILTHY,
PESTILENCE-
RIDDEN HOLE?
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NOW IF THEY WANT TO
CLOSE SOME PLACE, WHY
DON'T THEY CLOSE THAT?
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[ Opening of door ]
SORRY, BOYS,
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO PARTY WITHOUT ME.
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WELL, IT'S
ALL CONFIRMED.
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OUR RESERVATION AT
THE MAPLE LEAF INN!
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EM, I TOLD YOU,
I CAN'T AFFORD
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TO GO TO THE COUNTRY,
NOT EVEN FOR A NIGHT.
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00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:37,667
AND I TOLD YOU,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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IT'S MY TREAT!
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TREAT ME!
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I'M NOT A CHARITY CASE.
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[ Loud sigh ]
ACTUALLY I AM.
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[ Clinking of bottles ]
TEDDY...
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HOW MANY TIMES WERE
YOU THERE FOR ME
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WHEN I COULDN'T
EVEN AFFORD TO
PAY MY PHONE BILL?
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NOW IT IS
MY TURN
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TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
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[ Dropping of keys ]
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COME ON,
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IT'LL DO YOU
GOOD TO GET AWAY,
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RELAX, FORGET
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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HMM, THAT SHOULDN'T
BE HARD TO DO,
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CONSIDERING
I HAVE NOTHING.
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AREN'T YOU FORGET-
TING ONE THING?
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00:09:02,968 --> 00:09:03,968
YOU STILL HAVE ME.
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00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:06,767
[ Ringing of
cell phone ]
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OOH, GOD.
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HELLO?
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YES, THIS IS HE.
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OH! I'D BE DELIGHTED.
[ Chuckling ]
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UH, UH,
TOMORROW?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, UM, UH,
TOMORROW'S NOT GOOD...
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00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:25,567
MM, I...
I SEE.
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WELL, UH, UH, LET'S
SAY AROUND 2:00 THEN?
227
00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:32,000
I LOOK FORWARD
TO IT. OKAY.
228
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,734
YOU WILL NEVER
GUESS WHO
THAT WAS.
229
00:09:35,734 --> 00:09:39,467
THAT WAS
MRS. HENRY ASHCROFT
THE THIRD.
230
00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:41,467
WIFE OF
HENRY ASHCROFT
THE THIRD.
231
00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:45,400
ANYWAY, UH, SHE
HEARD ABOUT ME FROM
ONE OF HER FRIENDS,
232
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,200
AND WANTS ME TO
DO HER NEXT PARTY.
233
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,234
MY, MY. YOUR STAR
IS CERTAINLY ON
THE ASCENDANT.
234
00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:56,968
THE ONLY TROUBLE
IS, UH, SHE INSISTS,
INSISTS, INSISTS...
235
00:09:56,968 --> 00:09:58,968
THAT I MEET WITH
HER TOMORROW.
236
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,534
IT'S THE ONLY
TIME SHE HAS.
237
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,267
WELL, SO MUCH FOR ENJOY-
ING THE BUCOLIC CHARM
238
00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,434
OF RURAL PENNSYLVANIA.
239
00:10:06,734 --> 00:10:07,968
NO. YOU
KNOW WHAT?
240
00:10:07,968 --> 00:10:09,467
I WANT YOU
TO GO ANYWAY.
241
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:11,334
I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT YOU,
242
00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,534
ESPECIALLY SINCE
YOU'RE PAYING.
243
00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:15,367
WELL, IT MIGHT
BE EVEN BETTER
THIS WAY.
244
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,868
YOU NEED SOME
TIME ALONE
245
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,300
TO... COMMUNE
WITH NATURE...
246
00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:23,467
WITH YOUR SOUL.
247
00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:32,167
WHAT THE FUCK
TOOK YOU SO LONG?
248
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,467
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
249
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,968
SO I GOT A CALL...
250
00:10:39,968 --> 00:10:41,734
TELLING ME "MY NEPHEW"
WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.
251
00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,434
WHICH WAS
SURPRISING,
252
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,567
SINCE I DON'T
HAVE A NEPHEW.
253
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:47,601
YOU DO NOW...
"UNC".
254
00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:52,968
WELL, SINCE
WE'RE "RELATED",
255
00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:54,300
YOU MIND TELL-
ING ME WHAT'S
GOING ON?
256
00:10:55,634 --> 00:10:57,868
THE DOCTOR SAYS
I HAVE SOME KIND
OF KIDNEY INFECTION.
257
00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:00,601
HMM.
HURTS LIKE HELL.
258
00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:03,434
I HEAR THEY CAN
BE PRETTY PAINFUL.
259
00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:06,000
I PASSED OUT,
RIGHT ON THE
SIDEWALK.
260
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,167
AFTER LAYING
THERE FOR
AN HOUR,
261
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,334
SOMEBODY FINALLY
BOTHERED TO CALL
AN AMBULANCE.
262
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,300
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
263
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:17,100
I'M SURE THAT
THEY'LL TAKE
GOOD CARE OF YOU.
264
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,200
THEY WANTED TO
KNOW THE NAME OF MY
PARENT OR GUARDIAN.
265
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,267
SO I GAVE
'EM YOURS.
266
00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:23,067
UH-H...
WELL YOU SAID
I SHOULD CALL
267
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,701
IF THERE WAS
A PROBLEM.
268
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:25,968
THERE WAS A PROBLEM.
269
00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:27,767
I AM NOT GOING
TO LIE TO THEM,
270
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,901
GET MYSELF
IN TROUBLE,
YOU AS WELL.
271
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:36,100
I'D BETTER
GO EXPLAIN TO
THEM THAT...
NO, WAIT!
272
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,434
IF YOU TELL
THEM YOU'RE
NOT MY UNCLE,
273
00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:38,467
THEY'LL CALL
THE POLICE.
274
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,033
THEY'LL PUT
ME BACK IN
THE SYSTEM.
275
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,634
HUNTER, THAT
MAY NOT BE THE
WORST THING.
276
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,067
YOU THINK SO?
277
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,868
I TOLD YOU WHAT
IT WAS LIKE!
WEREN'T YOU
LISTENING?
278
00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:47,968
I'M SURE THERE
MUST BE SOME
DECENT FAMILIES.
279
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,601
THEY'RE NOT
GONNA WANT ME.
280
00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,400
THEY'RE GONNA
WANT SOME CUTE
LITTLE THREE-
YEAR-OLD.
281
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,667
I GET TO ROT
IN SOME COUNTY
HOME WITH THE
OTHER REJECTS.
282
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,701
WELL, THERE MUST BE
SOME OTHER SOLUTION.
283
00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:02,667
HUNTER, I'M SORRY.
284
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,334
WHY'D YOU EVEN
BOTHER GIVING
ME YOUR NUMBER,
ASSHOLE?
285
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,767
SO YOU FEEL LIKE
SOME FUCKIN'
DO-GOODER?
286
00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,067
NEXT TIME, DON'T
EVEN BOTHER!
287
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,267
[ Approaching footsteps ]
288
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,234
BEN BRUCKNER?
289
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,601
UH... YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
290
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:19,067
YOU'RE HUNTER'S
UNCLE?
291
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,667
UH...
I'M GOING TO NEED
YOU TO FILL OUT
SOME FORMS.
292
00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:39,267
293
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:18,734
WHOOPS.
294
00:13:18,734 --> 00:13:25,667
295
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,968
NOT TONIGHT!
296
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:29,667
DON'T YOU WANT
TO PARTY LIKE
IT'S "1984"?
297
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,200
THERE'S SOMETHING
I GOT TO DO.
298
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,767
YEAH, ME TOO.
299
00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:36,033
I'LL CATCH
YOU LATER.
300
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:44,934
[ Inhaling
deeply ]
301
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:51,701
YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST FOR THE
POSSESSION OF
ILLEGAL DRUGS.
302
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,100
AH.
303
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,234
I HAVE A
BETTER IDEA.
304
00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:59,167
WHY DON'T WE GO
TO THE BACK ROOM,
305
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,367
AND PLAY
GOOD COCK...
OOOH.
306
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,033
BAD COCK?
OH-H.
307
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:11,767
308
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,734
[ Footsteps ]
309
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:15,300
SOMEBODY THERE?
310
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:22,801
[ Footsteps ]
311
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:25,467
WHO IS IT?
312
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,000
I'VE GOT MACE...
313
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,334
IF I CAN EVER
FUCKING FIND IT.
314
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,434
IT'S JUST
ME, MEL.
315
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,467
OH!
IT'S JUST ME!
316
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:33,501
MICHAEL!
DON'T SHOOT.
317
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,133
OH, JESUS!
FUCKING CHRIST!
318
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,901
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
319
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:39,834
I JUST THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT NEED SOME HELP
WITH THE GROCERIES.
320
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,834
[ Sigh ]
321
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:44,167
GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T
GET THAT 10-GALLON
BOTTLE OF DETERGENT.
322
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,234
WERE YOU IN
THE SUPERMARKET?
323
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,334
HAVE YOU BEEN
SPYING ON ME?
NO!
324
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,501
WELL, KINDA.
325
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:57,567
[ Sigh ]
326
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:06,567
CAN YOU BELIEVE JUNIOR
DETECTIVE'S BEEN
SPYING ON ME ALL DAY?
327
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:07,767
YOU HAVE?
328
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,534
WELL, I WAS
WORRIED!
329
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,634
YOUR DOCTOR SAID YOU
SHOULD WATCH YOUR
STRESS LEVEL, SO...
330
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,868
SO YOU DECIDED TO RAISE
IT BY NEARLY GIVING
ME A HEART ATTACK?
331
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,400
WELL, MICHAEL
DOES HAVE A POINT.
332
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,567
I MEAN, WORKING
ALL DAY, DOING THE
GROCERIES AT MIDNIGHT,
333
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,801
AND NEXT TIME,
334
00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:20,868
LET THE BOX-BOY HELP
YOU TO YOUR CAR.
335
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,300
I DON'T FUCKING
BELIEVE THIS!
336
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,200
I AM ONLY 10
WEEKS PREGNANT!
337
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,534
I-IS THIS
THE KIND
338
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,567
OF OVERBEARING, OVER-
PROTECTIVE BEHAVIOUR
339
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,968
I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO
FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS?
340
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,367
SHH, GUS IS
SLEEPING, HONEY.
341
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,100
WELL, IT HAD BETTER
STOP RIGHT NOW!
342
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:38,701
DO I HAVE
YOUR WORD?
343
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,067
DO I?
344
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,534
I THINK YOU
BETTER SAY YES.
345
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:52,567
OKAY. I WON'T
SPY ON YOU
ANY MORE.
346
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,734
THANK YOU.
347
00:15:55,567 --> 00:16:10,501
348
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,067
WOULD YOU FUCKIN'
LOOK AT THAT?
349
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,934
ISN'T IT
FABULOUS?
350
00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,534
THEY'RE
UP ALL
OVER TOWN.
351
00:16:36,534 --> 00:16:38,367
IT ADDS A
NEEDED TOUCH
OF CLASS TO THE
NEIGHBOURHOOD.
352
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,767
ISN'T THERE A FINE FOR
DEFACING PUBLIC PROPERTY?
353
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:41,934
WHO DO YOU SUPPOSE DID IT?
354
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,133
IT'S A BIG MYSTERY.
NO ONE KNOWS.
355
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,067
AH, IT'S LIKE OUR VERY
OWN SECRET AVENGER!
356
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:47,934
IT'S ABOUT
TIME SOMEBODY
SPOKE OUT.
357
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:49,100
BESIDES YOU?
358
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,200
Justin:
HEY.
359
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,501
CHRIST, SUNSHINE!
360
00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:56,033
YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN
UP ALL NIGHT.
361
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,133
I WAS WORKING ON A PROJECT.
362
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,100
WELL, IF YOU'RE
DONE WITH HIM,
363
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,000
WILL YOU PASS
HIM ON TO ME?
364
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,801
NOT THAT KIND OF PROJECT.
365
00:17:00,801 --> 00:17:03,601
SO WHAT DOES
OUR RESIDENT
ART STUDENT
THINK?
366
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:04,868
YES, CARE
TO CRITIQUE?
367
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:08,634
Justin:
THE MESSAGE IS
HEAVY-HANDED,
368
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:10,167
THE GRAPHICS ARE CRUDE.
369
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,934
EVERYBODY'S A
FUCKIN' CRITIC.
370
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:14,234
I LIKE THE BOLD
COARSENESS OF
THE DESIGN.
371
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,567
IT'S VERY MUCH IN THE GREAT
TRADITION OF AGIT-PROP ART.
372
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:17,968
Debbie:
WHAT?
373
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,067
PROPAGANDA POSTERS
TO AGITATE THE MASSES.
374
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,434
Debbie:
OH.
375
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:23,200
THIS OUGHT TO "AGITATE"
STOCKWELL'S BOWELS
376
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,400
WHEN HE SEES IT!
377
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,467
Debbie:
[ Laughing ]
378
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:29,634
I'D BETTER TAKE OFF.
379
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,501
I WANT TO GET
TO THE COUNTRY
BEFORE IT GETS
TOO DARK.
380
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,734
DRIVE SAFELY.
381
00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:33,934
Debbie:
DON'T PICK UP
ANY STRANGERS!
382
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,033
UNLESS THEY'RE HOT.
383
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:38,701
WELL, HAVE A
FABULOUS TIME.
384
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,767
FORGET ABOUT
EVERYTHING.
385
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,801
EXCEPT ME,
OF COURSE!
[ Chuckle ]
386
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:44,868
OH, AND, UH...
387
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,801
HERE'S A LITTLE
SOMETHING,
JUST IN CASE.
388
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,200
NEVER KNOW
WHEN YOU MIGHT
NEED IT.
389
00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:05,634
[ Ignition of engine ]
390
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,400
[ Ringing of telephone ]
391
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:18,200
[ Flushing of toilet ]
392
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,834
JESUS, DIDN'T YOU
HEAR THE PHONE?
393
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,734
OH, I'M SORRY, I W... I WAS
WORKING ON THIS CHAPTER.
394
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,968
MY MIND WAS A
MILLION MILES AWAY.
395
00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:27,234
HELLO?
396
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,000
YES, WHO'S CALLING?
397
00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:33,434
UM... ONE MOMENT.
398
00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:34,701
IT'S ALLEGHENY GENERAL.
399
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:37,000
THEY WANT TO
VERIFY YOUR
BILLING ADDRESS.
400
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,334
YEAH.
401
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,501
HELLO?
402
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,467
YES?
403
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:49,901
THAT'S RIGHT.
404
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:52,901
YES, THAT'S
ALL CORRECT.
405
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,868
WAIT, I'M SORRY,
THAT... THAT'S
PRETTY STEEP.
406
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,834
NO, NO, NO,
ONE PAYMENT WILL
BE FINE. UH...
407
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,033
YEAH, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
408
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,167
[ Replacing of receiver ]
409
00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,167
WHAT WAS THAT?
410
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,367
IT WAS THE
HOSPITAL.
411
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,100
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
412
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,634
ARE YOU SICK? WHY
DIDN'T YOU TELL...
413
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:12,634
IT'S NOT ME.
414
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:14,868
IT'S HUNTER.
415
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:19,934
H... HUNTER.
416
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:21,734
AS IN "HUNTER
THE HUSTLER"?
417
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,901
IT WAS...
AN EMERGENCY.
418
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,901
OKAY? HE HAD
A... HE HAD A
KIDNEY INFECTION,
419
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,167
BUT HE'S GOING
TO BE OKAY.
420
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,434
SO WHAT'S WITH
THE BILLING INFO?
421
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,467
I TOLD THEM
I'D PAY FOR IT.
422
00:19:32,901 --> 00:19:33,934
WELL, HOW MUCH IS IT?
423
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,267
IT'S A COUPLE OF THOUSAND.
424
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:36,701
A COUPLE OF THOUSAND.
425
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:38,701
ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR MIND? WHY YOU?
426
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:40,400
THEY THINK THAT
I'M HIS UNCLE.
427
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,267
AND WHY DO THEY
THINK THAT?
428
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,133
BECAUSE I SAID SO.
MICHAEL, IF I HADN'T,
429
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,300
THEY WOULD HAVE PUT
HIM IN SOME GOD-AWFUL
COUNTY FACILITY.
430
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,501
I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR ABOUT IT!
431
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:49,334
THIS KID IS NOT
YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!
432
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:51,200
HE WAS IN TROUBLE,
HE NEEDED HELP.
433
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,801
AND THERE YOU
WERE, CHARGING
TO THE RESCUE.
434
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,901
WELL, Y...
YOU'RE GONNA GO
BACK DOWN THERE
435
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,834
AND TELL THEM
THE TRUTH,
436
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,501
AND THEY'RE
GONNA CALL
FAMILY SERVICES
437
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,801
OR WHOEVER THE
FUCK BECAUSE
WE'RE NOT GET-
TING INVOLVED!
438
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,234
NOT!
439
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,601
DO I MAKE MYSELF
UNDERSTOOD?
440
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:19,567
441
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,200
"HAVE A FABULOUS TIME."
442
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,434
"FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING."
[ Ringing of cell phone ]
443
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,567
[ Sighing ]
444
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,067
HELLO?
445
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,300
Emmett:[ On phone ]
Hi, baby!
446
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,901
Just, uh, checking
in. You on your way?
447
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,901
TO THE PROMISED LAND.
448
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,067
I HEAR IT'S PARADISE!
449
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,133
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THERE.
450
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,067
Will do.
451
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,067
[ Sigh ]
452
00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:49,734
"PARADISE".
453
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:58,000
"YOU'VE RECEIVED THIS CUZYOU'RE ONE OF PITTSBURGH'SHOTTEST SEX-PIGS."
454
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,901
ONE OF PITTSBURGH'S
HOTTEST SEX-PIGS.
455
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:01,934
[ Tooting of car horn ]
456
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,734
[ Honking of car horn ]
457
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,334
[ Blaring of car horns ]
458
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:18,334
459
00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:20,267
THERE'S A NEW
RESTAURANT I'D
LIKE TO TRY.
460
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,234
FOOD GOT
ONE STAR,
461
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:25,300
WAITERS GOT FOUR.
462
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,467
YOU WANT TO
CHECK IT OUT?
463
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,133
YEAH, I'D
LOVE TO,
464
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:31,033
NOT TONIGHT
THOUGH.
465
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,501
I'M BUSY.
466
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,367
ANOTHER "PROJECT"?
[ Knocking at door ]
467
00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:35,567
Cynthia:
BRIAN.
468
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:41,734
THANKS, CYNTHIA.
469
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,667
LET'S GO TO
MY OFFICE.
470
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,400
HAVE YOU SEEN THE
EDITORIAL PAGE?
471
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,601
THEY'RE CALLING
ME A NAZI.
472
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:54,601
A NAZI!
473
00:21:54,601 --> 00:21:57,067
AND IT'S BECAUSE
OF THOSE GOD-
DAMNED POSTERS!
474
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,968
UM, WHY DON'T
YOU FINISH
THAT LATER?
475
00:22:04,701 --> 00:22:05,667
THANKS.
476
00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:10,067
[ Closing of door ]
477
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,567
THEY'RE A PRANK.
478
00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:12,534
IT'S A JOKE.
479
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,234
IT'S NOT A JOKE!
480
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,400
THEY'RE EVERY-
WHERE YOU LOOK.
DRIVING OVER
HERE, I SAW THEM
481
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,501
PRACTICALLY
ON EVERY
STREET CORNER.
482
00:22:21,501 --> 00:22:23,567
THERE'S EVEN
ONE IN FRONT
OF POLICE
HEADQUARTERS!
483
00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:25,634
WELL, THEN
HAVE IT REMOVED.
YOU'RE THE CHIEF.
484
00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:28,033
I NEED YOU TO
COME UP WITH SOME
KIND OF A SPOT.
485
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,968
WHAT FOR?
TO REFUTE THIS.
486
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:31,000
PEOPLE ARE
LAUGHING.
487
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,901
THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S FUNNY.
488
00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:33,868
HMM?
489
00:22:37,234 --> 00:22:39,367
IF YOU TAKE
THOSE POSTERS
SERIOUSLY,
490
00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,701
THEY WILL ROAST
YOU ALIVE.
491
00:22:41,701 --> 00:22:42,801
THE BEST WAY
TO DEAL WITH IT
492
00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:44,300
IS TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
493
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,501
HARDER THAN ANYONE.
494
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:51,033
WHEN'S YOUR
NEXT PUBLIC
APPEARANCE?
495
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:54,334
LUNCH WITH THE
BUSINESSMEN'S
ASSOCIATION
IN AN HOUR.
496
00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:56,601
THEN "GOOD AFTERNOON
PITTSBURGH".
497
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:58,467
IT'S PERFECT.
498
00:22:58,467 --> 00:22:59,501
GET IN FRONT
OF THE CAMERAS
499
00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:00,534
AND JOKE
ABOUT IT.
500
00:23:00,534 --> 00:23:02,167
IN FACT, YOU
BRING IT UP.
501
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:05,901
"HAVE YOU SEEN THESE
POSTERS OF ME? HA HA."
502
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:07,534
LET THE VOTERS KNOW THAT
YOU WELCOME DISSENSION,
503
00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:09,133
AND THAT UNLIKE
NAZI GERMANY,
504
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:11,400
WE'RE BLESSED TO LIVE
IN A FREE SOCIETY
505
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,934
WHERE ALL VOICES
ARE HEARD,
506
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,267
AND THAT AS MAYOR,
YOU INTEND TO KEEP
IT THAT WAY.
507
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,501
NOW LET ME SEE YOU SMILE.
508
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:24,267
HUH.
509
00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:25,634
KEEP PRACTICING.
510
00:23:25,634 --> 00:23:34,000
511
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,267
Men:
[ Moaning on television ]
512
00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:51,234
513
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,767
Men:
[ Gasping/
moaning ]
514
00:24:09,767 --> 00:24:26,567
515
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:29,367
$1.25 FOR
A FUCKING
CAN OF SODA.
516
00:24:30,601 --> 00:24:32,601
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
517
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,267
75. SHIT.
518
00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:37,067
DON'T EXACTLY
HAVE ANY POCKETS.
519
00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:40,367
OH, HERE,
LET ME.
520
00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:42,734
THANKS.
521
00:24:46,734 --> 00:24:48,100
SO, UH...
522
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,501
WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE? ORANGE?
ROOT BEER?
523
00:24:50,501 --> 00:24:51,934
I'D LOVE
SOME COKE.
[ Sniffing ]
524
00:24:51,934 --> 00:24:52,968
GOT ANY?
525
00:24:52,968 --> 00:24:55,834
AH, NOT
THAT KIND.
526
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,501
TOO BAD THERE'S
NOT A MACHINE
FOR THAT.
527
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,400
WHAT ABOUT
FAVOURS?
528
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,267
UH, NOT REALLY.
529
00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:07,901
GOT SOME IN
MY ROOM IF
YOU'D LIKE.
530
00:25:07,901 --> 00:25:11,167
UH... NO. THANKS.
IT'S NOT REALLY
MY THING.
531
00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:12,667
I'M MARK.
532
00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,667
TED.
533
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:16,667
IT'S REALLY CLEAN.
I WOULDN'T DO
IT, OTHERWISE.
SEE, UH...
534
00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:18,234
[ Sniffing ]
I'M A DOCTOR.
535
00:25:18,234 --> 00:25:19,701
EAR, NOSE AND
THROAT. GOT TO
BE CAREFUL
536
00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:21,267
NOT TO DAMAGE THE
NASAL PASSAGES.
537
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,267
WELL, YOU'RE
THE EXPERT.
538
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,634
WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU STOP BY?
539
00:25:27,634 --> 00:25:29,367
I'M IN 37. WE
GOT A BIT OF
A PARTY GOING.
540
00:25:29,367 --> 00:25:31,234
NICE BUNCH
OF GUYS.
541
00:25:31,234 --> 00:25:32,200
CUTE TOO.
542
00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:36,501
UH, THANKS, UH...
543
00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:38,000
BUT I-I'M JUST ON
MY WAY UP NORTH.
544
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,534
WELL IF YOU
DECIDE TO
GO SOUTH...
545
00:25:42,634 --> 00:25:43,801
COME JOIN US.
546
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,634
YES, THANKS
FOR THE SODA.
547
00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:48,667
Men:
[ Groaning ]
548
00:25:49,734 --> 00:25:50,767
HAPPY NOW?
549
00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:53,367
ALMOST.
ALMOST.
550
00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:55,667
THE OTHER PART YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO EVEN BE
HAPPY THAT YOU RAISED.
551
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,434
Hunter:
[ Chuckling ]
YOU WANT HER TO PAY FOR...
552
00:25:58,434 --> 00:26:00,367
WHERE DO
THEY GET
THESE JUDGES?
553
00:26:00,367 --> 00:26:02,901
ARE THEY REALLY JUDGES?
[ Chatter on television ]
554
00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:05,634
AND THOSE LOSERS
SUING EACH OTHER.
555
00:26:05,634 --> 00:26:06,667
HOW COME THEY'RE ALL FAT?
556
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,000
TURN IT OFF.
557
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,400
Judge: [ On Television ]
...AND TAKE HER
TO THE DOCTOR.
558
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,968
Man:
NO, SHE...
VERY GOOD.
559
00:26:10,968 --> 00:26:13,234
AND YOU DON'T GET PAID
FOR THE VASECTOMY.
YOU'RE OVER 21...
560
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,667
WHAT'S UP?
561
00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:17,968
THIS LITTLE
HOSPITAL
STAY OF YOURS
562
00:26:17,968 --> 00:26:19,601
IS COSTING ME A
COUPLE THOUSAND
DOLLARS.
563
00:26:19,601 --> 00:26:21,534
HUH. NO SHIT.
564
00:26:21,534 --> 00:26:23,634
AND FOR WHAT? SO YOU
CAN GO BACK TO LIVING
ON THE STREET?
565
00:26:23,634 --> 00:26:24,868
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
566
00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:26,467
YOU CALL PRACTICALLY
FREEZING TO DEATH,
567
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:28,334
SLEEPING IN DOORWAYS,
"ALL RIGHT"?
568
00:26:28,334 --> 00:26:30,501
I DIDN'T ASK FOR
A FUCKING LECTURE.
569
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:31,801
WELL, YOU'RE GOING
TO GET ONE ANYWAY.
570
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,934
INSTEAD OF
PEDDLING
YOUR ASS,
571
00:26:34,934 --> 00:26:36,200
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE
THINKING OF THIS
572
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,367
AS A WAKE-UP CALL,
573
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,300
AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO
TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND.
574
00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,868
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
575
00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:46,901
YEAH, I SHOULD GO ON
ONE OF THOSE LUNATIC
RELIGIOUS SHOWS
576
00:26:46,901 --> 00:26:48,234
AND PRAISE THE LORD
577
00:26:48,234 --> 00:26:50,133
FOR GIVING
ME THIS SECOND
CHANCE.
578
00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:52,534
"I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED."
579
00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:56,634
AND I MIGHT AS WELL
SAVE MYSELF SOME CASH.
580
00:26:56,634 --> 00:26:58,567
I'M GOING TO
GO TELL THAT
SOCIAL WORKER
THE TRUTH.
581
00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,501
STRAIGHTEN THIS MESS
OUT, ONCE AND FOR ALL.
582
00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:01,934
YOU HAVE YOURSELF
A GOOD LIFE,
583
00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:03,667
AND THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR A SUCKER,
584
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:04,901
YOU CALL SOMEBODY ELSE.
585
00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:09,367
EXCUSE ME,
586
00:27:09,367 --> 00:27:11,267
I'D, UH, LIKE
TO SPEAK TO A
SOCIAL WORKER
PLEASE,
587
00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,968
ABOUT THE
PATIENT IN 216.
588
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,234
ARE YOU HUNTER'S
GUARDIAN?
589
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:17,934
ACTUALLY, I'M...
Nurse:
EXCUSE ME,
DOCTOR.
590
00:27:17,934 --> 00:27:18,901
SORRY.
591
00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:23,234
WE'RE RELEASING
HIM TOMORROW. BUT
BEFORE WE DO,
592
00:27:23,234 --> 00:27:24,634
I THINK THERE'S SOME-
THING YOU SHOULD KNOW.
593
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:30,834
Melanie:
I KNOW IT'S LATE, BUT
I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW.
594
00:27:30,834 --> 00:27:32,767
UH, I'LL BE
HOME IN A FEW.
595
00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:34,868
OH SHIT!
596
00:27:34,868 --> 00:27:35,834
[ Sighing ]
597
00:27:40,601 --> 00:27:41,567
[ Groans of pain ]
598
00:27:43,901 --> 00:27:45,100
Michael:
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
599
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,801
UH, MICHAEL.
600
00:27:46,801 --> 00:27:48,367
UH... I'M FINE.
601
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,501
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
602
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:52,133
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE
INDIGESTION.
603
00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:56,267
I THOUGHT WE'D
AGREED YOU'D
STOP STALKING ME.
604
00:27:56,267 --> 00:27:58,400
I LIED. IT'S A GOOD
THING THAT I DID.
605
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,067
I ALREADY TOLD
YOU WHAT IT IS.
YEAH.
606
00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:03,200
INDIGESTION.
607
00:28:04,634 --> 00:28:06,634
YOU KNOW, DESPITE
WHAT YOU'VE HEARD,
608
00:28:06,634 --> 00:28:09,734
DO NOT EAT SOUR
PICKLES WHEN
YOU'RE PREGNANT.
[ Chuckling ]
609
00:28:09,734 --> 00:28:10,968
YEAH, I'LL TRY
AND REMEMBER THAT.
610
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,434
[ Moaning ]
MEL, ARE
YOU OKAY?
611
00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:16,100
[ Groaning ]
612
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,334
[ Whirring of
photocopier ]
613
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,400
Brian:
TAYLOR, WHAT
ARE YOU STILL
DOING HERE?
614
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,400
LET ME GUESS.
615
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,033
THE MAD AVENGER
WAS TOO CHEAP TO
DO HIS COPYING
AT KINKO'S,
616
00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:42,567
SO YOU OFFERED
TO DO IT FOR HIM?
617
00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,601
I TOLD YOU, IT'S JUST AN
ART PROJECT FOR SCHOOL.
618
00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:46,567
UH-HUH.
619
00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:50,501
[ Chuckling ]
WELL, I'M SURE
YOU'LL GET
AN A-PLUS
620
00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:54,000
EVEN IF IT IS
A BIT CRUDE AND
HEAVY-HANDED,
621
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,868
LOOK, I DIDN'T
THINK ANYONE
WOULD BE HERE
THIS LATE.
622
00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:58,634
SO...
623
00:28:58,634 --> 00:29:00,133
YOU FOUND OUT MY
SECRET IDENTITY.
624
00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:03,400
OH, WELL, FUN'S
OVER, SUPER-BOY.
625
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,534
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
626
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:05,801
YOU MADE YOUR
STATEMENT ONCE.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
627
00:29:05,801 --> 00:29:06,868
NOW IT'S TIME
TO CUT IT OUT.
628
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,367
I'M NOT GOING
TO CUT IT OUT.
629
00:29:10,701 --> 00:29:11,901
I'M DOING WHAT
I BELIEVE IN.
630
00:29:11,901 --> 00:29:13,033
FUCK WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
631
00:29:13,033 --> 00:29:14,634
I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP.
632
00:29:14,634 --> 00:29:16,567
YOU ALSO ONCE
TOLD ME YOU
WANTED ME
633
00:29:16,567 --> 00:29:18,868
TO BE THE BEST
HOMOSEXUAL I
COULD POSSIBLY BE,
634
00:29:18,868 --> 00:29:21,300
WHICH INCLUDES
NOT GIVING A
SHIT WHAT ANY-
ONE TELLS ME,
635
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:23,167
TO THINK
FOR MYSELF.
636
00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:26,067
STOCKWELL IS
A HOMOPHOBE,
HE'S A FASCIST,
637
00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:28,567
AND HE'S A THREAT
TO EVERYTHING AND
EVERYONE WE KNOW.
638
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:29,868
JUST BECAUSE
YOU DON'T
THINK SO
639
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,567
DOESN'T MEAN
THAT I...
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I THINK!
640
00:29:33,968 --> 00:29:36,033
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT STOCKWELL.
641
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,367
BUT YOU'RE NOT
JUST FUCKING
WITH HIM,
642
00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,400
YOU'RE FUCKING WITH
ME. IT'S MY BUSINESS.
643
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,567
NOW GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
644
00:29:42,567 --> 00:29:43,534
[ Closing of
photocopier ]
645
00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:48,267
[ Closing of door ]
646
00:29:50,634 --> 00:29:51,868
[ Ringing of cell phone ]
647
00:29:55,534 --> 00:29:57,534
Emmett: [ On phone ]
Teddy, it's me.
Are you there?
648
00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,634
YEAH, I'M HERE.
649
00:29:58,634 --> 00:30:00,000
SO HOW IS IT?
650
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,100
VERY QUAINT.
651
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:05,000
HMM, HOW'S THE
ROOM? NICE VIEW?
652
00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:09,400
YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE THE SIGHTS.
653
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,133
UH, LOOK, I GOT TO RUN.
654
00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:15,300
UH, THEY'RE... SERVING
WINE AND CHEESE IN THE
VICTORIAN SITTING ROOM.
655
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,767
You enjoy every
yummy mouthful.
656
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,501
Men:
[ Grunting ]
657
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:39,067
658
00:30:42,868 --> 00:30:43,834
COME ON IN.
659
00:30:45,634 --> 00:30:46,601
[ Sniffing ]
660
00:30:48,567 --> 00:30:49,534
GREAT SHIT.
661
00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:52,467
LIKE I SAID, NOTHING
BUT THE BEST.
662
00:30:52,467 --> 00:31:01,534
663
00:31:01,534 --> 00:31:02,501
YOU WANT A SNORT?
664
00:31:03,868 --> 00:31:04,868
NO THANKS.
665
00:31:04,868 --> 00:31:05,834
YOU SURE?
666
00:31:12,801 --> 00:31:14,467
[ Sighing ]
THEY'RE HOT,
AREN'T THEY?
667
00:31:15,701 --> 00:31:17,367
SO BEAUTIFUL.
668
00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:18,534
[ Sniffing ]
669
00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:21,267
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
EVERYTHING'S...
670
00:31:22,734 --> 00:31:23,868
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
671
00:31:26,567 --> 00:31:27,734
YOU WANT TO
BE BEAUTIFUL?
672
00:31:27,734 --> 00:31:43,667
673
00:31:48,267 --> 00:31:49,234
[ Sniffing ]
674
00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:51,567
[ Sniffing ]
675
00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:58,601
THAT'S
RIGHT, BABY.
676
00:32:00,868 --> 00:32:02,667
[ Voice echoing ]
YOU'RE GOING TOHAVE A GOOD TIME.
677
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:18,601
678
00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:52,934
THERE WAS JUST A BIT
OF SPOTTING, ALONG
WITH THE CRAMPS.
679
00:32:52,934 --> 00:32:54,701
[ Clearing
of throat ]
YOU CALL
THOSE CRAMPS?
680
00:32:54,701 --> 00:32:56,567
I'VE HAD
CRAMPS,
BUT NEVER
LIKE THAT.
681
00:32:56,567 --> 00:32:58,067
IS SHE GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT?
682
00:32:58,067 --> 00:33:00,067
AND THE BABY?
OH, EVERY-
THING'S FINE.
683
00:33:00,067 --> 00:33:02,234
BUT IT'S A GOOD
THING YOU GOT
HERE AS QUICKLY
AS YOU DID.
684
00:33:03,367 --> 00:33:04,767
THANKS TO
MY STALKER.
685
00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,133
ARE YOU THE FATHER?
686
00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:08,334
YEAH. WELL,
THAT IS, UM,
687
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,601
WHAT I MEAN
IS, UH...
WHAT HE
MEANS IS...
688
00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:12,100
WHAT THEY MEAN
IS, WE'RE ALL
THE PARENTS.
689
00:33:14,234 --> 00:33:15,934
OH.
[ Chuckle ]
690
00:33:15,934 --> 00:33:17,000
GOOD.
691
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,467
[ Chiming of
elevator bell ]
692
00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:19,467
[ Chatter on P.A. ]
693
00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,567
BEN?
694
00:33:31,567 --> 00:33:33,968
MICHAEL,
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
695
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,133
MELANIE HAD A
LITTLE EMERGENCY.
696
00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,701
LUCKILY, I
WAS IN THE
NEIGHBOURHOOD
697
00:33:37,701 --> 00:33:40,100
SO I... I
DROVE HER OVER.
SHE OKAY?
698
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,934
HMM, PROVIDED
SHE LAYS OFF
THE KOSHER DILLS.
699
00:33:44,801 --> 00:33:45,834
DID YOU STRAIGHTEN
EVERYTHING OUT?
700
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,701
NOT EXACTLY.
701
00:33:48,701 --> 00:33:50,634
WHY NOT?
[ Sighing ]
702
00:33:50,634 --> 00:33:51,801
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING TO
COME CLEAN,
703
00:33:51,801 --> 00:33:52,767
GET YOUR
MONEY BACK.
704
00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:56,200
FOR CHRIST'S
SAKE, BEN!
705
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,567
YOU'RE NOT REALLY
GOING TO LET THIS
KID HUSTLE YOU
OUT OF $2,000.
706
00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:01,000
YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
UNDERSTAND WHAT?
707
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,133
WHAT DON'T I
GET THIS TIME?
708
00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:04,634
THAT YOU
FEEL GUILTY?
709
00:34:04,634 --> 00:34:07,033
THAT YOU FEEL
SORRY FOR HIM
AND HE KNOWS IT,
710
00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:09,367
THAT HE'S
GOING TO PLAY
YOU FOR EVERY-
THING HE CAN?
711
00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:10,334
HE'S POSITIVE!
712
00:34:15,868 --> 00:34:16,834
I'M SORRY.
713
00:34:18,734 --> 00:34:20,767
THAT'S WHY I
COULDN'T JUST...
I UNDERSTAND.
714
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,334
DOES HE KNOW?
715
00:34:24,534 --> 00:34:25,868
NO, NOT YET.
716
00:34:25,868 --> 00:34:28,300
UH, THE DOCTOR WAS
GOING TO TELL HIM,
717
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,501
BUT I SAID THAT
IT WOULD BE...
718
00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:33,767
BETTER IF HE
HEARD IT FROM ME...
719
00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,334
CONSIDERING I'M
THE NEXT OF KIN.
720
00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:43,767
Both:
[ Sighing ]
721
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,234
[ Opening of
refrigerator/rattling
of bottles ]
722
00:35:29,934 --> 00:35:30,968
Emmett:
[ Yelping ]
723
00:35:32,634 --> 00:35:34,400
OH MY GOD, TEDDY,
YOU SCARED ME!
724
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,367
SORRY.
725
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,033
I WASN'T EXPECTING
YOU BACK SO SOON.
726
00:35:39,434 --> 00:35:40,834
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO... CALL ME.
727
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,367
I FORGOT.
728
00:35:43,868 --> 00:35:45,501
DIDN'T YOU EAT
BEFORE YOU LEFT?
729
00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:48,400
I WANTED TO GET
AN EARLY START.
730
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,300
DID YOU HAVE A
FABULOUS TIME?
731
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,367
IT WAS FABULOUS.
732
00:35:51,367 --> 00:35:53,534
YEAH? YOU FEEL
MORE RELAXED?
733
00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:54,801
MM. LOTS.
734
00:35:54,801 --> 00:35:57,234
OH, I'M SO
HAPPY, BABY.
MM. MM.
735
00:35:57,234 --> 00:35:58,400
LET'S SEE,
GIVE ME A KISS!
HMM.
736
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,133
WHAT'S WITH
THE GLASSES?
737
00:36:02,133 --> 00:36:04,634
OH, THE SUN
WAS IN MY EYES,
IT WAS A TOUGH
DRIVE DOWN SO...
738
00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:07,634
YOU LOOK
EXHAUSTED.
739
00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:10,400
DIDN'T YOU
GET ANY SLEEP?
740
00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:13,801
I WAS TOO QUIET.
741
00:36:15,868 --> 00:36:16,834
OH.
742
00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:20,400
WELL, NEXT TIME...
743
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,067
WE'LL GO TOGETHER.
HMM.
744
00:36:22,067 --> 00:36:23,901
YEAH, AND WE'LL
MAKE LOTS OF NOISE.
745
00:36:26,234 --> 00:36:28,467
OKAY, I'LL, UH,
I'LL GET DRESSED,
746
00:36:28,467 --> 00:36:29,701
YOU'LL TELL ME
ALL ABOUT IT.
747
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,634
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SAY?
748
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:43,567
DAMNED IF I KNOW.
749
00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:48,033
I HAVE NEVER HAD
TO TELL ANYONE
BEFORE THAT THEY
WERE POSITIVE...
750
00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:50,100
ESPECIALLY A KID.
WELL...
751
00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,033
IT'S NOT THE
END OF THE WORLD.
752
00:36:53,033 --> 00:36:54,868
IT'S NOT A
DEATH SENTENCE.
753
00:36:54,868 --> 00:36:56,467
IF ANYBODY KNOWS
THAT, IT'S YOU.
754
00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:01,601
AND I ALSO KNOW
HOW I'VE STRUG-
GLED WITH IT,
755
00:37:01,601 --> 00:37:03,968
HOW TERRIFYING
IT CAN BE.
756
00:37:03,968 --> 00:37:05,300
AND I'M TWICE
HIS AGE.
757
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,734
I MEAN HOW IS HE
GOING TO SURVIVE
758
00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:08,801
ON... NOTHING?
759
00:37:10,133 --> 00:37:12,734
NOT EVEN A-A... A
ROOF OVER HIS HEAD,
760
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:15,834
OR KNOWING WHERE
HIS NEXT MEAL
IS COMING FROM?
761
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,734
NOT TO MENTION
MEDICAL ATTENTION.
762
00:37:17,734 --> 00:37:20,400
ALL THE MORE
REASON WHY HE
NEEDS TO BE IN
A FOSTER HOME.
763
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,400
YEAH BUT NO
ONE WOULD TAKE
HIM BEFORE,
764
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,434
WHO'S GOING TO
TAKE HIM NOW?
765
00:37:27,334 --> 00:37:28,834
AND IT STILL
DOESN'T ANSWER
THE QUESTION,
766
00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:29,934
"HOW DO I
TELL HIM?"
767
00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,567
YOU'LL FIND THE
RIGHT WORDS.
768
00:37:34,567 --> 00:37:35,534
IT'S YOUR GIFT.
769
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:41,467
THERE ARE NO
RIGHT WORDS TO
TAKE AWAY THE
ONE ILLUSION...
770
00:37:42,567 --> 00:37:44,300
EVERY KID IS
ENTITLED TO.
771
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,601
HIS INVINCIBILITY.
772
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,300
HIS IMMORTALITY.
773
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,234
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
774
00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:00,734
YOU JUST FIGURED
THAT OUT?
775
00:38:00,734 --> 00:38:04,133
I SPOKE AT THE
PITTSBURGH PRESS
ASSOCIATION
LAST NIGHT,
776
00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:05,767
PLAYED IT
EXACTLY LIKE
YOU SAID,
777
00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:07,400
LAUGHED
IT OFF.
778
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,734
THEY ATE IT UP.
[ Laughing ]
779
00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:11,267
YEAH, I BET AFTER THAT
RUBBER CHICKEN, THEY DID.
780
00:38:11,267 --> 00:38:14,167
AND GUESS WHO I HEARD
FROM WHEN I GOT BACK
TO THE OFFICE?
781
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,200
THE NRA?
782
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,400
THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER.
783
00:38:18,501 --> 00:38:19,534
OH?
A WOMAN...
784
00:38:19,534 --> 00:38:20,567
[ Rustling of paper ]
NAMED...
785
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,634
TANNIS.
786
00:38:24,567 --> 00:38:25,567
THEY'RE ENDORSING ME.
787
00:38:25,567 --> 00:38:27,167
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
788
00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:28,601
"THE GAY AND
LESBIAN CENTER
789
00:38:28,601 --> 00:38:31,267
OFFICIALLY
SUPPORTS CHIEF
JAMES STOCKWELL
790
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,167
IN HIS MAYORAL
CAMPAIGN,
791
00:38:33,167 --> 00:38:37,133
AND PRAISES HIS
EFFORTS TO CLOSE
DOWN SEXUAL
ESTABLISHMENTS
792
00:38:37,133 --> 00:38:41,267
THAT HAVE BEEN
A BLIGHT ON
THE IMAGE OF
OUR COMMUNITY."
793
00:38:41,267 --> 00:38:44,234
GUESS THEY CAN'T CALL ME
A HOMOPHOBE NOW, CAN THEY?
794
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:46,234
I GUESS NOT.
795
00:38:46,234 --> 00:38:49,067
THREE OTHER GAY
ORGANIZATIONS HAVE COME
OUT FOR ME AS WELL,
796
00:38:49,067 --> 00:38:50,968
ALL PRETTY MUCH SAYING
THE SAME THING:
797
00:38:50,968 --> 00:38:54,200
"IT'S ABOUT TIME
SOMEBODY CLEANED
UP LIBERTY AVENUE."
798
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,534
AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK.
799
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:58,701
YOU HELPED ME
GET THAT MESSAGE
OUT THERE...
800
00:38:59,801 --> 00:39:01,834
THAT I WANT A SAFE, CLEAN,
801
00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:05,300
MORALLY-UPSTANDING CITY
FOR ALL OF OUR CITIZENS.
802
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,234
YOU AND THE
FINE FOLKS
803
00:39:07,234 --> 00:39:08,801
AT THE GAY AND
LESBIAN CENTER...
804
00:39:09,868 --> 00:39:11,000
UNDERSTAND THAT.
805
00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:22,534
[ Whispering ]
PRETTY BABY.
806
00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:24,100
Gus:
[ Cooing ]
807
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,300
Debbie:
YOU'RE SUCH
A GOOD BOY.
808
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,334
HI!
809
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:27,601
AH, WHO'S HERE?
810
00:39:27,601 --> 00:39:28,834
HOW WAS HE?
811
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,567
AH, HE'S A LITTLE
LAMB, IS WHAT HE IS.
812
00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:34,000
MY GRANDSON OR GRAND-
DAUGHTER BETTER BE
AS GOOD AS THIS ONE.
813
00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:39,133
HOW IS MY... GRANDSON
OR GRANDDAUGHTER?
814
00:39:39,133 --> 00:39:41,501
HE OR SHE
IS JUST FINE.
815
00:39:41,501 --> 00:39:42,968
[ Sigh of relief ]
816
00:39:42,968 --> 00:39:44,000
AND SO'S
THE MOTHER.
817
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,968
THANK YOU, JESUS.
818
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,300
HE HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
THANK MICHAEL.
819
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:49,400
FOR WHAT?
820
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,200
FOR BEING
A NAGGING,
INTRUSIVE,
821
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,767
OVERPROTEC-
TIVE PEST.
822
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,467
WELL, HOW IN HELL DID
HE EVER GET LIKE THAT?
823
00:39:54,467 --> 00:39:55,901
DAMNED IF I KNOW.
824
00:39:55,901 --> 00:39:58,000
Gus:
MAMA.
825
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
NEXT TIME YOU
BETTER CARE
OF YOURSELF,
YOUNG LADY,
826
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,267
OR I'M THE
ONE WHO'S
GOING TO BE
827
00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:02,200
ON YOUR FU...
828
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:04,634
FUCKING TAIL.
829
00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:08,434
[ Clearing of throat ]
830
00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:12,067
I SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS.
831
00:40:13,334 --> 00:40:14,367
TO WORK?
832
00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:15,934
TO REST.
833
00:40:15,934 --> 00:40:16,934
FOR HOW LONG?
834
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,534
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
835
00:40:19,534 --> 00:40:22,067
I MEAN, UNTIL YOU DRIVE
YOURSELF TO EXHAUSTION,
836
00:40:22,067 --> 00:40:23,701
OR UNTIL SOMETHING LIKE
THIS HAPPENS AGAIN?
837
00:40:24,801 --> 00:40:25,767
Gus:
[ Babbling ]
838
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,133
AND MAYBE NEXT TIME WE
MIGHT NOT BE SO LUCKY.
839
00:40:34,634 --> 00:40:36,767
I'M SORRY I PUT
YOU THROUGH THIS.
840
00:40:38,267 --> 00:40:40,400
I PROMISE IT WON'T
HAPPEN AGAIN.
841
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,567
DON'T MAKE PROMISES
YOU CAN'T KEEP.
842
00:40:42,567 --> 00:40:44,367
I MEAN IT.
843
00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:45,400
AND THE CASE?
844
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,067
LOOKING AFTER THE WORLD,
845
00:40:50,067 --> 00:40:52,033
FIGHTING FOR WHAT'S RIGHT,
846
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,100
IT'S IMPORTANT,
847
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,100
BUT NOT AT THE
EXPENSE OF YOU...
848
00:40:56,334 --> 00:40:57,300
AND GUS...
849
00:40:58,534 --> 00:40:59,534
AND THIS BABY.
850
00:41:08,334 --> 00:41:09,901
HEY.
851
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:10,868
HMM.
852
00:41:13,901 --> 00:41:15,367
Gus:
[ Babbling ]
853
00:41:23,934 --> 00:41:24,868
HE'S NOT THERE.
854
00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:29,133
WELL, MAYBE HE'S
IN THE LOUNGE OR...
OR WALKING AROUND.
855
00:41:32,434 --> 00:41:33,400
HI, NURSE?
856
00:41:34,934 --> 00:41:36,133
UH, WHERE'S,
UH, HUNTER?
857
00:41:37,234 --> 00:41:38,734
THE NIGHT NURSE
SAW HIM LEAVE
HIS ROOM
858
00:41:38,734 --> 00:41:40,501
ABOUT 4:00 IN
THE MORNING.
859
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,000
IT SEEMS HE
NEVER CAME BACK.
860
00:41:44,601 --> 00:42:03,067
861
00:43:34,501 --> 00:43:49,467
862
00:45:16,567 --> 00:45:20,267
MOO.
863
00:45:20,267 --> 00:45:34,501
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