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Subtitled by: shortboy

Kim Jong Min

Lee Sung Jin

What do you think the other person is lacking in?

He's just perfect

There's lots

Like what?

He talks too much

Lee Sung Jin. Sing a song to Kim Jong Min

I can�t do this on the spot,

Who knew I had to prepare so much for X-Man...

Looks like you're not prepared.

I�m being attacked big time here.

I�m surprised

After looking at him

This song comes to my mind

He seems to be having a hard time

~Watching you it hurts my heart~

Start again

Think as if you're meeting each other for the first time ever

Look cute to each other

Lets start from the very beginning again

KIM JONG MIN!

I don�t think we�ve ever had this problem in our program history

This is the 3rd time

He�s a big star

How do you know what I'm going to say, I haven�t said anything yet

Sing a song for each other

~Watching you it hurts my heart~

That�s my song.

This is my first time coming out here

What do you mean this is your song?

Let's see you acting cute

(This is the same that Lee Sung Jin did earlier)

Kang Ho Dong

Kim Jong Kook

The first game and I�m going up against Kang Ho Dong

This is great

Name one thing that you're better then your opponent at

I�m more flexible

The hell? Can't everyone can do that?

Since I�m a singer, I�m better at singing.

I want to have an octave battle.

I majored in music in my elementary school days

They have major programs in elementary school?

He�s better than I am.

It looks like a cop is arresting him

Lets go. What did you steal?

Were you hungry?

Did you do something?

Jang Woo Hyuk

Park Myung Soo

Tell us why you were taken away by Park Myung Soo

He has things that I don�t have

Like what?

Unstable double eyelid

Aside from that, there must be something else

Just shut up

One thing that you are certain you are better than your opponent at

What could there possibly?

I guess if I had to say something

When I�m having a conversation

I use my loudness yet still don�t get tired.

One that you're better than him at?

I�m better at dancing

Shall we have a dance battle?

As I�ve told you before, his songs are good

They go �blah blah blah�

What are the actual lyrics?

I already have a hard time living as is

How do you expect me to memorize that?!

Do you know my song?!

Maybe you should watch it, he has a lot of fans

It's ok. I have citizens too

Not netizens but citizens

So lets have a dance battle

But when you're done point at each other to say you're done.

Oh it's like a horror movie

His dances look a lot like chickens

What is this, what do you think this is?

This isn�t Love Letter!!

Parky Myung Soo is always sensitive to the new faces on X-Man

The X-Man. I suspect that you are the one!

I�m not the X-Man

But why are you putting that back on?

You're embarrassing.

We let you do this but you can�t even do this properly.

Hwang Jung Eun

Name on thing that you like about your opponent

She has big eyes and a small face

He's good at dancing and has a good body

Seduce the other person with your dance

What is this, what kind of sound was that?

This is too much the two of you

How dare you look at him

Only look at me!

I�m watching you!

Women shouldn�t be clinging on like that.

Doesn�t look good.

Ryan

It's up to me, I�m the captain.

Ryan came onto my radio show

He sounds just like Bi

Lets see you Moo Chang.

This is my first time doing it

It's better to stay away from Park Kyung Lim

My team has a very high average age

Think of your own age!

You're not young!

Be cute to each other

Why don�t you ever try and put on an earring.

As a woman you should put something on.

What's with our team, are we just audience members?

Why are we so quiet?

If that captain is not feeling too well

You should know this and carry on yourself

Just because I�m quiet doesn�t mean you have to be quiet

I was staying quiet and no one was saying a single word

I stayed quiet on purpose

I wanted to see how far they�d go

Ji Sang Ryu, are you the only audience member?

Aside from the dance intro segment,

And besides from the person playing the game

It's all been Park teams show

Haha

Jang Hui Jin

She�s shaking too much

For real

Really though, you like me that much?

Something you want to say to each other

Oh wow, where did that come from?

Finally exploding your inner thoughts

Even though Haha is on my team it feels good that someone said that.

Someone you want to get cheers from

Jong Min and Woo Hyuk

Well Jong Min was exempted this week

Just because they had a thing before, calling Woo Hyuk, she called for Jong Min first.

Jong Min, you're targeting too much.

Haha, who do you want someone to cheer you on?

Jung Eum

Fighting

For Jang Hui Jin we have An Sung Ki

Please don't turn around

An Sung Ki, hello

Hello, it's an Sung Ki. Fighting

That kinda sounds like Shin Moon Sun.

No it's not him

Do An Sung Ki

Hello, it's An Sung Ki

Why don�t you try An Sung Ki and Shin Moon Sun meeting up with each other

Hello, this is An Sung Ki

Nice to meet you Shin Moon Sun.

Now Shin Moon Sun

Nice to meet you

Is somebody going to cheer for me?

GROUP GO FIGHTING GAME

This is like the game they played on the water

Do you remember this is game that Kang Ho Dong

Lost to Kim Jong Kook

In a 1 on 1 battle.

That throw him away incident.

The wrestling champion needs solid ground to use his power, not water.

Looking at position, Park Team, females are in the back

Kang Team, females are first

The captain over there doesn�t want to protect women at all

Our guys want to protect us.

We can take care of our selves.

Park Team!

Wait a second

Park Myung Soo, you shouldn�t be too happy about that.

Go take out 3 people and come back

Why don�t you go take him on, he came out.

Throw him away

Don�t worry about it.

Hey mister, you're cheesy

Hey guys, hey guys

Lets throw away Ji Sang Ryul first

I'm so scared!

Let him go, don�t worry about it.

Help me!!!

Park Team. Here's something you should know

If you're gonna go, get through me first.

Yeah step over me.

Leave Kim Jong Kook behind, and everyone go out at once.

The next person to run across

I�m gonna toss them out there.

Over to the X-Man Sign

Not gonna happen

Kim Jong, let Eum go

Here, go over there for a second

Just one sec

If you two are gonna fight I�ll just move aside

No, two is better

God damn�.

Please, don't kill me!

Here look at me, get up.

Look at me in the eye

You need to have more confidence so you gotta look at me and push.

Let's go one on one first.

Blah blah come on out here.

This is the rivalry between Park Myung Soo and Jang Woo

We regret sending him out first.

Go out already

Park Myung Soo's idea about 1 on 1

Shook an entire team around

Hold on a second

Park Myung Soo do you always just play on you're own?

Where are you going that you're in such a rush?

I had something to do

What are you doing behind there, NOTHING.

OF COURSE

Jang Woo Hyuk

Park Myung Soo

I don�t know how this started but there�s a weird rivalry going on between you two.

Are your eyes open right now?

Your songs are good.

Of course

I�m not done yet!

Why are you so impatient?

Your dances are good too.

But why are you singing with your neck?

You should sing from your stomach!

That really wasn�t an attack, that was more like yelling.

I hear your eyes are closed normally

but do you open when you fry your chicken?

Are you ok?

Hey, Jae Saek (MC Yoo)

When did you change your glasses?

Because he used that last time

the shock isn�t as great as before

I�ll sing your household theme song

What is this when you sing that song?

Dance is an 8 beat dance.

Are you going to act around like that?

You have sun that never sets

but I have chicken that I�ve yet to fry

200 live chicken and 6 bags of flour

I�m satisfied with that

That�s my life

Then go fry your chicken!!!!!!

I know you have a lot of fans

Because of all your netizens I can say it

Here's the thing, you need to know

I have my chickens.

The moment the chickens get on the internet

YOU'RE DONE!!

I told you to go fry your chicken, not spit around!

Ah, what do you think you are?

Ah, what do you think you are? Can you do this?

Blah ~#?@!&~. Can you do this?

Go listen to my album!

GO LISTEN TO MY ALBUM!

I don�t even listen to my own album, why should I listen to yours?

We�ll have a battle then. Your rap and my Eurorap.

To the viewers, I sincerely apologize.

It looks like you made a lot of money nowadays

You're not even riding a car

You're getting around on your boat.

You beer belly

Chae Yeon

Jang Woo Kyuk, must be great to have a lot of fans

Wow it must be good to have not so many fans

I have a lot of fans...

Don't worry, I'm just kidding

I want to say a lot of things,

but I'm scared of your fans

I�m scared of you

But, I have a lot to say!

Come back!

Park Kyung Lim

For the first time you came out without looking at your opponent first.

The man that eats love! KANG HO DONG

This is a good percentage for your romance success

Your Park Kyung Lim, that no one else can be.

Looking at you now-

Don�t be scared

Looking at you today...

You're pretty cute

From our point of view, it's almost a success.

I know I�m me...

but you're also exceptional

In my heart there�s a place,

A square country

The president

of the country

is you

(Same lines but how could it be so different?)

I realize that I�m pretty

but don't touch me!

I thought I could have you like this

I'm sorry

I thought I could get you this way

You're the dragon of our X-Man show.

But you're for donation purposes. I just want to give you away

Something heavy to carry around, but really useless

These words are very well said,

After looking at how Park Kyung Lim is today

The pretty ones always

act out their worth (play hard to get)

Do you really like me?

You like me so much yet you buy bags for Kim Won Hee

and watches for Yuri

Why haven�t you bought me anything?

You gotta buy him something

But instead,

take me...

No one else can have me.

So what about that watch?

So what about the bag?

Just take me

I don�t take the things that I�ll be returning later on.

Park Kyung Lim!

That�s fine. But

Just one thing

Just one thing

You're

You're just too aggressive

You're all good,

But your face is too revolting.

You know that I never give out food that I�m going to eat.

Here you get it...you take it

You're the owner of this orange from now on.

Just give me one piece when you open it

I only know Park Kyung Lim.

I�ll think of this as your thoughtfulness

and thank you for that.

So go eat this and fall off the edge.

Ryan

This is different from when you played Kang Ho Dong

Now Park Myung looks nicer

All the pretty boys when they come on as a new comer

I always try to make things good, and try to work things out.

I�m not gonna try that anymore, I�m gonna come out strong.

Are you ready for me?

I want a true romance,

Can you do that for me?

This is the first time the male side came out.

What about me? What am I?

Am I a women?

Table tennis player

What are you doing on X-Man?

You're being mistreated by your team

And you look tired.

So the dark circles on your eyes

Has increased 8 cm

My face is 10 cm, that makes no sense.

Yeah, Park Kyung Lim looks tired.

Your dark circles cover your entire face

Park Myung Soo, your dark circles are down to your knees.

Just because you have top singles every now and then.

This is our game, I�m having a game now.

I have to make a living!

For you who is so tired all the time,

I�ve prepared a little space for you.

Where is it?

Right here?

Do you like it?

Oh, so she can rest her face on it.

Awww I should have been a little nicer at the beginning,

We could have been connected by now

That�s why things shouldv'e worked out with Kang Ho Dong earlier.

Hwang Bo

Lee Sung Jin

He is that main force behind the creating of the game, Of Course

You have an album coming out don�t you?

With several people being in it

Is it comedy choir?

It's because I�m filming a music video tomorrow

If you knew this was going to happen you should have called me up next week

I hear your solo album is coming up.

Just come on to my team.

Because of my words

you�ve lost consciousness..

Our comic choir, I hear your name is changing with your album.

HUNGBO

Wow, your name is fun already

I�m excited.

I hear when you invite people over

instead of hosting them, don't you just act up?

I heard your title song.

It went

"Hwang Bo something else.�

Is this a remake of something else?

Hwang Bo something else~

I�ll sing your hit song for you.

(Lyrics about acting up)

Even in active up theres a

different class and different level.

Watch what I'm doing

This is active up.

How do you like it, it's classy isn�t it?

Jang Hui Jin

I heard rumors,

You got dumped by Haha?

The problem with you is...

you're too aggressive

Wow the rumors have spread fast!

I think I�ve seen you somewhere before

Do you remember?

They told me you were coming, so I was waiting for you

But I saw you , and was quite disappointed.

I wasn�t going to show up because of you, but I came.

You got dumped by Haha

And Jong Min doesn�t seem too interested in you

Woo Hyuk doesn�t seem interested in you

I guess that�s why you�re looking at me.

But...

I guess that�s why you�re looking at me.

But...

I am a classy guy.

You keep talking about high class.

I�ll show you the end of high class.

Jong Min show me.

Wow, this guy is classy

I can�t keep up.