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2x01 - Creamy Zeus
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The new boss starts today.
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Heard he gets down to brass tacks.
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I still can't believe
they fired Soo Park.
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- The end of an era.
- Suck it up.
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In this line of work, you
check your feelings at the door.
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Mark. Donald.
No matter what happens,
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never forget what Hot Streets
is really about.
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It's about solving cases. Bye.
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Is that all you can say?
Isn't Soo your friend?
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At least I'm your friend... r-right?
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Let's go.
Time to meet the new Soo Park.
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Am I your friend?
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My name is
John Wayne Jetwayne Jr.,
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but please call me Jet Jr.
I'm your new boss.
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I'm a tiny airplane,
I'm 700 years old,
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and I can turn people into crystals.
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Now, let's get down to brass tacks.
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We received reports that
Creamy Zeus the Pirate
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is planning to plunder America.
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Your mission ... take him out.
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The pirate with
supernatural cream powers?
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- I heard he's tough.
- Not tough enough for the two of us!
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Anyway, no one has ever survived
a fight with Creamy Zeus.
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Tomorrow we commence the
mission, Jet Jr. style.
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Now, this is the life.
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Is there anything better
than two best buds
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hunting pirates together?
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You know, I'm sick
of your arrogance lately!
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First you diss Soo, now
you're too cool for me, too?
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I'm feeling
exceptionally horny today.
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Okay.
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[Bleep] my dong.
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I only licked your [bleep] when
I couldn't afford that churro!
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[Bleep] my dong.
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Two dongs?
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[Bleep] my dong!
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- Lick his [bleep].
- Do it.
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What in the heck is happening?!
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And that's what happens if you
set the clones to maximum horny.
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Clones controlled by
long-distance radio waves.
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Sending clones instead
of real-life agents
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is a great way
to cut down on casualties.
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I'd never send my best agents
on a suicide mission like this.
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That's the Jet Jr. way.
We have 50 cloned Branskis,
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30 cloned Jens,
19 cloned Chubbies,
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- and one useless cloned French, just for fun.
- Can I grease your wings?
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I'm flattered
because you have a nice body,
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but inner-office romances are
discouraged at my Hot Streets.
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Imagine how crazy it would be
if there was a mix-up
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and one of us got on that boat.
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That would never happen
in my Hot Streets.
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This is a clone!
Mix-up!
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- Real French on boat!
- What happens if we try "Sad" instead?
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Why won't you let me grease you?
Please!
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So, Hot Streets sent me the guy
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with a bunch
of disposable clones, huh?
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Some "friends" I have.
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Why are you guys crying?
I'm the one who's real.
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Don't touch that, Sanders.
It's not a toy.
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They look so realistic!
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Yes, they're
state-of-the-art clones.
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- Only dogs can sense the difference.
- Not ... Not real!
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- Real! Real!
- Quiet, Chubbie!
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No one likes an attention whore.
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Hey!
Hey, look at me!
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Hey, look at me!
Hey, look at me!
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Chubbie Webbers just ate my gun.
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Now back to the video feed.
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Attention, clone-maties.
I have a plan.
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Uh, what do you say
we abandon this case
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- and sail back to America?
- No chance.
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Hot Streets is about solving cases.
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You guys really are Branski.
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All: Hot Streets is
about solving cases.
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Hot Streets is about
solving cases.
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Wait! Maybe Hot Streets
is actually about friendship.
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Have you ever thought about that?
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Wrong.
Now cook us some food.
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Yeah, cook us some [bleep] food.
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Cook us some [bleep] food,
you [bleep] asshole!
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Cook us some [bleep] food.
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Okay, okay!
Where's the cilantro?
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- Creamy Zeus!
- Ah!
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Please, Branskis.
Turn the ship around.
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I'm too real to die.
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Stop hitting Creamy Zeus
with cannonballs.
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You're going to grab his attention!
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Splish splash.
I'm Creamy Zeus the Pirate.
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My cream will give you
scream dreams.
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Now, hold on here.
This is just a misunderstanding.
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- It's simple.
- I'm listening.
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You see, my new boss
is a tiny airplane
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- and he sent a ship full of clones out here
- Hm. Sure.
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- to kill you.
- Yeah, I see.
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But I'm not a clone.
I'm real.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Now this is the tricky part.
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- I also want to kill you.
- Fascinating.
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You know what?
I don't like this Creamy Zeus.
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It's settled then.
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You'll let me plunder America,
and I'll let you live.
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And I won't kill you,
even though I want to!
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That's fair.
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Ahh!
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Betrayal.
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Ah! Ah!
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My hero!
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Look out!
He can trickle!
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Ah!
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Yah!
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Ah!
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Ouch.
My heart.
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I'll be back...
for creamy revenge.
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We did it.
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Oh, my God!
French is dead!
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I can't believe he's gone.
I'll miss you, buddy.
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Not dead! Not dead!
Fake! Must save!
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I can't understand a word
this Chubbie Webber says.
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I like him.
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You're different
than the others, somehow ...
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a little out-of-tune.
I think I'll call you No-Nose.
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Holy shit!
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That barrel must be
controlling the clones.
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I have to just ...
Uh!
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Huh?
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This control module must be
stuck on "Kill" mode.
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I might be able to modify it
to make them...
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friendlier?
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There.
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How can we help you,
best friend French?
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Maybe a coconut?
Some sand?
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Or how 'bout some delicious
monkey meats?
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Looks like the "Friend" mode is working,
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and I'll take the monkey meats.
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You want us to rebuild the ship
so you can go back to your friends?
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"Friends"?
I don't have any friends.
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We're your friends.
We'll do anything for you.
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Anything?
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I found him!
Help me, dirty dogs!
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Find... French... now.
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Oh, it must be horrible for him!
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I'm in heaven ... me and my
friends and my Hot Streets.
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What's the mission, Soo Park?
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Someone had been having
consensual sex
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with the island apes.
I need you to find out who.
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I'm on the case.
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- I think it's Soo Park.
- It is me.
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- Should I arrest myself?
- Yes. We make a great team.
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You clones did such a great
job building Hot Streets City.
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- French!
- Hey, French!
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Uh, hey, French.
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As your friend, should we
be worried about Creamy Zeus?
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He might still be out there.
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Nobody can find us, No-Nose.
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We're undetectable, thanks to
our friends, Chubbies Weberses.
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All: Goodnight, French!
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Goodnight, Hot Streets.
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Where, oh where could he be?
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The worst part ...
I never got to tell French
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how much he meant to me as a friend.
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Sometimes I have a tough time
expressing myself.
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You always check your feelings
at the door like a proper agent.
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Now, time to find you a new partner.
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- Let's take it to the wheel.
- If I must.
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I hope I get Tall Otis.
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Tall Otis would be the ideal
partner for you in every way,
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but the wheel makes the call.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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The song of the wheel
can be a mournful tune,
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but we must face the music.
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You know, today would have
been French's birthday.
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Happy Birthday to me.
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- Today's your birthday, too?
- No.
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All: Happy Birthday, French!
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For me?
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We all got together
and baked a cake
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out of sand and dead apes.
Also, my shit.
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Wait a minute... if the
Chubbies are here, that means...
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They say blood is thicker
than cream, and they're right.
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Protect me, No-Nose!
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From what?
You set us to "Friend" mode,
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and now we're friends
with Creamy Zeus.
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Let's face it, we were never
true friends with you.
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Ahh!
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Real-life Branski would find
this scenario pathetic,
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but still, happy birthday!
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Ahhh!
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Your friends at Hot Streets
abandoned you.
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Your programmed friends couldn't
care enough to save you.
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Now you will die alone.
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Prepare yourself...
for infinite cream.
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What's that dumb-looking
mutt doing here?
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He's just seasick, that one.
No threat at all.
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Yeah!
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Chub...
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Well, well, well,
if it isn't Chubbie Webbers.
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I was prepared for something
like this.
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All: Chubbie's such a good baby boy!
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Don't you want a belly rub?
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Not real!
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Ah!
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And stay dead!
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The real Chubbie Webbers?
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- True friends.
- You mean it, Chubbie?
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Thank God.
They're okay.
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Jet Jr. is up to something.
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Somehow, I have to expose him
and save Hot Streets.
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