Original subtitles

[ GIGGLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

WHOO!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OKAY.

HONEY, DIDN'T WE SETTLE ON THIS DRESS?

IT'S GOT STRAPS. IT MAKES ME LOOK CHUNKY.

IF YOU WERE ANY THINNER,

YOU'D CRACK IN TWO AND BLOW RIGHT AWAY.

NO, MAMA. MY TUSHY'S A LITTLE CUSHY.

HONEY, YOUR TUSHY'S JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA'S,

AND THAT MEANS JUST FINE.

TAKE THAT, MAMA.

OKAY, SLEEVES OR NO SLEEVES? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I STILL LIKE THIS DRESS.

WELL, MOTHER, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE LIKE.

[ CAMERA CLICKS ]

WELL, QUESTION IS...

WHAT WOULD SILAS LIKE?

[ TRUCK HORN BLARES ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

Boss: SILAS! THERE'S SOMETHIN' IN THE POOL!

Man on radio: THAT WAS "ANGEL EYES," AND YOU'RE LISTENING

[ RAPPING ON DOOR ] TO WQQG HERE IN WILMINGTON, KENTUCKY.

COMIN' UP, WE'LL TALK ABOUT...

HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? WE GOT A FLOATER.

[ SQUEAKS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

NOW, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

IT WASN'T DEAD.

WELL, GET IT OUT OF THERE. I WANT THIS POOL CLEAN.

THAT MUST BE ASKIN' TOO MUCH.

AM I ASKIN' TOO MUCH?

HEY! HEY, DUMB-ASS!

AM I ASKING TOO MUCH?!

YES.

HEY!

I HAD TO BEG FOR WEEKS TO GET YOU THAT JOB.

TALKED HIM INTO A DENTAL PLAN -- FULL FAMILY COVERAGE.

HOW YOU GONNA COVER A FULL FAMILY NOW?

SILAS, YOU GOTTA BE MORE DEPENDABLE.

YOU'RE MARRYIN' MY LITTLE NIECE.

YOU'RE JOININ' OUR FAMILY.

NOW...

I KNOW YOU'RE A DECENT FELLA DEEP DOWN INSIDE,

BUT YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF,

WHAT ARE WE ALL SEEIN' ON THE OUTSIDE?

EH, WE'LL WORK ON IT.

YOU BUY THE RING?

UGH.

NOW, SEE, THAT'S PART OF THAT "BEIN' DEPENDABLE" THING

WE WERE TALKIN' ABOUT.

SHE HAS A RING.

AND YOU DID BUY IT FOR HER, RIGHT?

I ASSUME SHE DIDN'T BUY IT FOR HERSELF.

[ SIGHS ]

NIAGARA FALLS.

♪ DA DA DA DUM!

LOOK HOW BIG IT IS. IT'S HUGE!

AND DID YOU KNOW THAT 6 MILLION CUBIC FEET OF WATER

GOES OVER THE EDGE EVERY MINUTE 170 FEET STRAIGHT DOWN?

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

IT'S IN THE PAMPHLET THERE,

IF YOU WANNA HAVE A QUICK LOOK-SEE.

Raymond: CAMMY?

[ SMOOCHES ]

WHY ARE YOU STILL DOIN' THIS?

BECAUSE, RAYMOND, YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT NIAGARA FALLS IS THE PLACE FOR LOVERS.

I MEAN, THAT'S THE SLOGAN.

YEAH, IT'S PRINTED RIGHT THERE ON THE PAMPHLET.

LOOK, SEE?

OH, POOP, RAYMOND.

I THINK SILAS HAS SERVED HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY.

HONEY, HE'S ON PAROLE. HE CAN'T LEAVE THE STATE.

WELL, SAYS WHO?

THE STATE. IT'S THE LAW.

WELL, THEN, WE'LL KEEP IT OUR LITTLE SECRET.

AND IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY.

NIAGARA FALLS IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE,

AND THAT'S THE REAL LAW --

THE LAW OF LOVE.

OH, HONEY, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SNIFFLES ]

I WANT TO REMEMBER TODAY, JUST THE WAY IT HAPPENED,

THE WAY I LOOK, THE WAY I FEEL.

I ALWAYS WANT IT TO BE THIS GOOD.

[ LAUGHS ]

SMILE.

[ CAMERA CLICKS ]

I WONDER HOW SILAS IS FEELING.

[ VOMITING ]

SILAS, DON'T SCREW THIS UP.

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

HAPPY.

HAPPY.

EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ WEDDING MARCH PLAYS ]

[ GUESTS CHEERING ]

HI!

[ CAMERAS CLICKING ]

[ SQUEALS ]

DARLING! I LOVE YOU!

AND DO YOU, SILAS, TAKE THIS WOMAN, CAMILLE,

TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE,

TO LOVE AND HONOR, IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH,

IN LOVING HOLY MATRIMONY TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?

IT'S YOUR TURN, TIGER. [ LAUGHS ]

YOU CAN DO IT.

DO YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT THE QUESTION, SON?

Y-YOU JUST SAY "YES," HON. [ LAUGHS ]

SAY "YES."

Y-YOU JUST SAY "YES."

Y-Y-YES.

YES.

YES.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CAMERAS CLICKING ]

[ SQUEALS ]

[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ]

OH, WAIT!

OH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, GEEZ.

THE RICE.

I FORGOT TO GET THE RICE.

WE HAVE TO THROW THE RICE. THE RICE IS FOR GOOD LUCK.

CAMMY, CAMMY, CAMMY, CAMMY. IT'S OKAY.

WELL, DIDN'T ANYONE BRING THE RICE?

BABY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY.

[ Laughing ] OKAY.

[ CHURCH BELLS RINGING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ "CHICKEN DANCE" PLAYS ]

[ SIGHS ]

CONGRATULATIONS, SILAS.

NOT DANCING WITH YOUR PRETTY BRIDE?

[ SIGHS ]

I CAN'T DANCE.

WELL, IT'S YOUR WEDDIN' NIGHT, SON.

NOBODY'S GONNA CARE HOW YOU LOOK.

I CAN'T DANCE WITH HER.

IT'S CAMILLE.

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE...

LIKE YOU HAVE DOUBTS.

LIKE I WANNA PUNCH HER.

WHAM!

GOOD LORD.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I MEAN, THAT GIRL CAN TALK.

THAT'S ALL SHE DOES IS TALK -- TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK!

BUT -- BUT YOU JUST MARRIED HER.

PREACHER.

I NEED A WORD WITH SILAS.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

[ "CHICKEN DANCE" CONTINUES

YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, SILAS.

BOY, THAT GIRL WOULD DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR YOU.

SILAS!

COME ON OUT HERE, TIGER!

EXCEPT MAYBE SHUT UP.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW...

EVERY MARRIAGE HAS PROBLEMS THE FIRST YEAR.

YOURS JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN THE FIRST COUPLE HOURS.

I KNOW YOU'LL WORK THROUGH IT,

'CAUSE... WELL, IF YOU DON'T,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND YOU BACK TO PRISON.

THREE STRIKES, AND YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT AGAIN.

COME ON, SILAS.

COME ON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

A SIDECAR!

Silas: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

AND HERE'S SOMETHIN' FOR THE TRIP TO NIAGARA FALLS.

FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR PICTURES.

THANK YOU, UNCLE RAYMOND.

THANKS FOR THE SIDECAR. YOU'RE THE BEST. I LOVE YOU.

BYE, EVERYONE!

Raymond: REMEMBER -- BE GOOD.

BOTH OF YOU.

SMILE, EVERYBODY!

THAT'S MY LITTLE NIECE YOU GOT THERE. BE GOOD.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

TAKE CARE OF HER, SILAS.

GOODBYE!

GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!

BYE!

Mother: BYE, HONEY!

[ LeANN RIMES' "WHATEVER WE WANNA" PLAYS ]

♪ WE CAN DO IT IF WE WANNA

♪ LET'S GO MAD

♪ NO ONE'S EVER GONNA STOP...

NIAGARA FALLS!

YEE-HAW!

NIAGARA FALLS, HERE WE COME!

DID YOU SEE MY BOOK?

"MAKE YOUR HONEYMOON PERFECT."

[ SCREECHES ]

♪ WHATEVER WE WANNA

YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

HOW ABOUT SOME BATHROOMS?

WE'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD SINCE COVINGTON.

I TOLD SILAS A GIRL JUST CAN'T HOLD IT FOREVER.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ]

[ CLEARS THROAT, SPITS, COUGHS ]

WHOA!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GOT A KITTY ON YOUR HEAD, MAN.

YOU GOT A KITTY-CAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT SERIOUSLY, NICE SIDECAR, DUDE.

YOU LIKE A WARM-UP, COWBOY?

LOOKY THERE.

AREN'T THOSE SOME PRETTY CREATURES?

YOU KNOW...

WHEN IT COMES TO HORSES, I'M KIND OF A PHILOSOPHER.

SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERIN' WHAT I MEAN BY THAT.

HEY, TIGER, OVER HERE. WE GOT COMPANY.

LOOK.

SILAS GOT A GOOD CHUNK OF HIS SENTENCE CUT

FOR SHOWIN' SUCH GOOD BEHAVIOR.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT RAYMOND SAID -- GOOD BEHAVIOR.

IT'S TRUE.

DON'T TELL THEM THAT. BUT IT'S TRUE.

I'M NOT ASHAMED TO TELL THEM.

CAMILLE...

JUST SHOWS HOW WORLDLY YOU ARE.

YOU SERVED YOUR TIME, AND NOW YOU'RE MINE.

I WOULD GO SEE HIM DURING VISITATION.

HE LOOKED SO CUTE IN THAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT.

ALL THE GUARDS SAID WE MADE A PERFECT COUPLE.

AWW.

I'VE KNOWN SILAS SINCE I WAS 6.

SHOW THEM YOUR TATTOOS, TIGER.

NO!

[ Laughing ] HE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE BACK THEN.

HE'S SUCH A REBEL, ISN'T HE?

I MEAN, NOBODY SMOKES ANYMORE.

[ ROARS SOFTLY ]

WOW.

ARE TRUCKERS REALLY THIS NICE, OR ARE WE JUST IN GOOD MOODS?

YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL THEM EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I THINK THE DRESS SORT OF GAVE ME AWAY.

BESIDES, RULE NUMBER 15 IN THE HONEYMOON GUIDE BOOK SAYS,

"ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE NEWLYWEDS.

THEY WILL SOMETIMES OFFER YOU SPECIAL DISCOUNTS."

WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE THEM ALONG?

DON'T BE GRUMPY, TIGER.

I'M NOT "GRUMPY, TIGER." I'M MAD.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN HAPPY ALL THE TIME?

IT MAKES US BOTH LOOK STUPID.

YOU KNOW, I'M SICK OF YOUR DAMN HONEYMOON GUIDEBOOKS

AND YOUR NIAGARA FALLS STORIES AND ALL YOUR TALKING!

THAT'S ALL YOU DO, IS TALK!

CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE?

PLEASE. PLEASE.

JUST TRY AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ONCE.

PLEASE.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

DON'T DO IT.

THEY HAVE HASH.

SHHHHHHHH.

SHH!

I NEVER HAD HASH BEFORE --

PLEASE.

SHUT UP.

HAVE YOU HAD HASH?

MA'AM?

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

ONCE WE GET TO THE FALLS, WE'LL BE OKAY.

WE JUST BOTH WANT TO GET THERE SO BADLY.

IT'S JUST THAT SILAS IS THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE

AND I SOMETIMES TALK MORE THAN HE'S USED TO,

BUT HE DOESN'T MIND, REALLY.

[ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ LAUGHS ] YOU SEE?

[ SNIFFLES ]

HE'S JUST ITCHIN' TO GET THERE.

[ ENGINE TURNS OFF ]

TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK!

TALK!

TALK, TALK --

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

A HORSE WILL BE SCARED OF THE SMALLEST THINGS --

A FLOWER BUSH, A PUDDLE OF WATER.

HE'LL SEE THE PUDDLE, BUT HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.

SO HE'LL REAR BACK, AFRAID.

NOW --

THANK YOU.

NOW, WE PEOPLE, WE CAN SEE IT FOR WHAT IT IS.

IT'S JUST WATER.

SO WHY SHOULD WE BE SCARED?

ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME HERE, MA'AM?

I'M SORRY. SOMETHIN' ABOUT HORSES?

YES, MA'AM.

JUST SOMETHIN' ABOUT HORSES.

[ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVS ]

WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT, THEN.

THANKS FOR THE COMPANY, MISTER COWBOY BOB.

Bob: HEY.

YOU TWO ARE GONNA MAKE IT.

I GOT A SENSE.

YOU GOT THAT... "CONNECTED" KINDA FEELIN'.

GOOD.

GOODBYE, MA'AM.

BYE.

YEAH.

COME ON.

WE CAN'T MISS THAT BIG FREAKIN' WATERFALL.

SILAS, DO YOU LOVE ME?

I MARRIED YOU, DIDN'T I?

TIGER, PLEASE.

YOU DO LOVE ME, DON'T YOU?

WELL, THAT WASN'T REALLY THE QUESTION THAT I MEANT TO ASK.

YOU KNOW, IT JUST SORT OF CAME OUT WRONG.

I DON'T MEAN -- I DON'T MEAN "LOVE LOVE ME" --

WELL, NOT YET, ANYWAYS.

I MEAN, PEOPLE GROW TO LOVE EACH OTHER,

SO WE GOT LOTS OF TIME.

CAMILLE!

GET ON THE BIKE, PLEASE.

PLEASE GET ON THE BIKE!

[ CAMERA CLICKS ]

[ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ GASPS ]

[ CRYING ]

[ CLANKING ] SILAS, MY RING!

I DROPPED MY RING!

[ HORN BLARES ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

SILAS!

[ CRASH ]

UNH!

[ BIRDS SINGING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

HEY.

NO.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

DON'T SIT SO CLOSE TO THE NEW TV.

YOU'LL GO BLIND.

HERE YOU GO.

LOOKS LIKE DADDY FORGOT HIS WALLET AGAIN.

[ PANTING ]

[ COUGHS ]

A PHONE.

YOU -- YOU'RE COVERED IN --

A PHONE! I NEED A PHONE!

WHO'S HE CALLING?

I DON'T KNOW.

WOMAN: 911. What's your emergency?

Hello? Hello?

PLEASE DON'T HURT US. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.

I KILLED HER!

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, OKAY?

[ Crying ] I KILLED HER.

WE WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE.

I KILLED HER!

YOU JUST...GO ON.

JUST...

[ GASPS ]

AAH! OHH!

HERE. JUST TAKE THE MONEY. PLEASE DON'T HURT US.

[ PANTING ]

CAMILLE!

CAMILLE!

CAMILLE?

CAMILLE!

OH, THERE YOU ARE, TIGER!

YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M HERE.

I'M A LITTLE MUCKY.

I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA TAKE MY DRESS BACK.

M-MY NECK'S A LITTLE SORE, BUT YOU CAN TOUCH IT.

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU.

TIGER, LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.

YOU LOOK AWFUL.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WE WRECKED.

I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH. I JUST...

TIGER, YOU'RE SHAKING. ARE YOU OKAY?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE.

I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.

EXCEPT TO NIAGARA FALLS, WITH YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU SURE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING?

WELL, I REMEMBER THE WEDDING AND GETTING IN THE SIDECAR.

DID WE STOP SOMEWHERE? THAT PART IS A LITTLE FUZZY.

OH, RIGHT.

HERE.

OH, TIGER, YOU FOUND IT.

OH, TIGER, YOUR POOR BIKE.

SHOULD WE GO TO THAT HOUSE? MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE US A RIDE.

NO. THAT'S A BAD IDEA.

FARMERS.

[ SIRENS WAILING ] TIGER. HEY!

CAMILLE! GET DOWN! HEY! HEY!

THEY DIDN'T EVEN BEEP, TIGER!

I'M ON PAROLE!

OH, CAMILLE.

I ALMOST BLEW IT.

[ HORN HONKING ]

HI.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ SNIFFS ]

DID HE SAY WHO HE WAS CALLING?

NO. HE -- HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY TALK TO ANYONE.

HE SAID, UM... HE SAID H-HE KILLED HER.

AND, UH, AND HE SEEMED REAL UPSET

ABOUT -- ABOUT KILLIN' HER.

AND...

H-H-HE WAS WEARIN' THAT TUXEDO,

WHICH -- WHICH I GUESS SEEMED PECULIAR.

DID HE SAY WHO HE KILLED?

HE KILLED OUR DAMN TV!

WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT, SON.

HEY, SHERIFF.

GOT THIS.

RUN A CHECK ON THOSE. SEE WHAT WE GET.

[ SHOWER RUNNING ]

HEY, CAMILLE. YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE?

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

CAMILLE?

BE OUT IN A MINUTE!

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

RAYMOND.

Silas?

SILAS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

SOMETHIN'S WRONG WITH CAMILLE.

IS SHE OKAY?

WELL, YEAH, SHE -- SHE SAYS SHE'S OKAY.

SHE WANTS TO KEEP GOIN', BUT...SOMETHING'S WRONG.

[ KNOCKING ]

NOT NOW.

YOU GOT A CALL FROM SOME SHERIFF IN OHIO

INVESTIGATING A ROBBERY.

Says he's gotta talk to you pronto.

All right! All right! Silas, listen.

I WANT TO TALK TO HER, BUT YOU TELL CAMILLE

IF SHE'S SICK, TURN AROUND, COME HOME.

SHE'S GOT HER WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THE FALLS.

WILL YOU TELL HER THAT?

NOW, NOW, HOLD ON.

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH -- FOSTER.

WHAT?

GET IN BED, TIGER!

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]

[ MEOWS SOFTLY ]

AFTER A HOT SHOWER, I'M A FRISKY KITTY.

[ GROWLS, MEOWS ]

I'VE DECIDED NO MORE POUTIN' FROM CAMILLE.

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.

I'M GONNA MAKE THIS FUN FOR YOU, TOO.

CO-O-M-ME...

C-O-O-M-ME TO M--E-E-E.

TIGER?

TIGER.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

WOMAN: Good morning. This is your wake-up call.

[ HANGS UP TELEPHONE ]

CAMILLE?

WAKE UP.

WAKE-UP TIME.

CAMILLE!

[ GASPS ]

[ COUGHS ]

[ NEIGHING ]

[ SIGHS ]

TIGER...

I JUST HAD THIS DREAM.

WHOA.

LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL DRESSED.

OH. YEAH.

WHAT'S THE STORY, MORNING GLORY?

I GET A KISS THIS MORNIN'?

[ CHUCKLES ]

THAT WAS A HANDSHAKE, NOT A KISS.

I-I GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

BUT YOU'RE ALL DRESSED.

UH, I KNOW.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ SIGHS ]

♪ IF YOU LAY DOWN IN MY LOVE

♪ THE WORLD OUTSIDE...

YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I'M IN A NEW PLACE LIKE THIS,

I ALWAYS THINK, "WHAT IF I LIVED HERE

INSTEAD OF HOME, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, WHAT IF I ALWAYS LIVED HERE?"

AND THEN I THINK, "I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET SILAS."

WHAT IF YOU LIVED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND WE NEVER MET?

THEN I THINK, I WOULD HAVE MET YOU WHEREVER I LIVED.

I WAS MEANT TO.

LOVE IS A POWERFUL THING, SILAS.

IT'S THE THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING.

HUH.

I COULD USE SOME COLOR.

YOU LOOK...

NICE.

REALLY?

YEAH.

LISTEN, YOU WANNA TRY ON SOME MORE?

I'LL BUY AS MANY AS YOU WANT.

OKAY!

OKAY? OKAY.

[ SIGHS ]

MAY I HAVE THAT HAT, TOO, PLEASE?

OKAY. THAT WILL BE $959.29.

HOW DO YOU WANNA PAY FOR ALL THIS?

UH...

OKAY...WAYNE.

SILAS!

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

SILAS!

IT'S OUR HONEYMOON.

OH.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

HOW CAN WE AFFORD THIS?

I DIDN'T BUDGET FOR CHANDELIERS AND OLYMPIC POOLS.

[ LAUGHS ]

HI.

HI, THERE. I LOVE YOUR PLACE.

THANK YOU. I'LL TAKE THAT BAG.

OH, THANKS.

OKAY. HERE WE ARE.

THE HONEYMOON SUITE.

OH, MY GOD!

UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD LET SOME FRESH AIR IN HERE, HUH?

YEAH.

OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN, TIGER!

IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED,

DON'T HESITATE TO CALL THE FRONT DESK.

THANK YOU.

THEY WILL SEND SOMEONE. BYE, LESLIE!

BYE!

THANKS!

UH...

[ INHALES SHARPLY ] I GOTTA, UH, TAKE A SHOWER.

AGAIN?

YOU LIKE ME TO COME IN THERE WITH YOU, TIGER?

NO!

[ SQUEALS ]

[ SIGHS ]

OH, SHIT.

CAMILLE?

CAMILLE.

I BROUGHT YOU A ROBE.

I'M FINE IN HERE, THANKS.

COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE LONG ENOUGH.

YOU COULD COME IN HERE WITH ME, TIGER.

NO. COME ON.

TIGER, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE TO ME?

I MEAN, I APPRECIATE IT.

BUT I WANNA KNOW, IS THERE SOMETHIN' WRONG?

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME.

WELL, TRY ME.

YOU'RE DEAD.

[ INDISTINCT VOICES ]

OH, MY GOD.

TIGER, LOOK!

COME ON!

YOU SAW A BLUE HORSE?

YEAH. I THINK IT WENT THIS WAY.

IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I'VE SEEN THIS HORSE BEFORE.

LOOK.

[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

OH, MY GOD. IS THIS REAL?

[ Laughing ] WELL.

LOOK WHAT THE HORSE DRAGGED IN.

I WAS HOPIN' WE'D SEE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY.

FIGURED YOU'D BE UP TO THE FALLS BY NOW.

OH, WELL, WE TOOK A FEW WRONG TURNS,

BUT TIGER GOT US BACK ON TRACK.

RIGHT, TIGER?

WHY -- WHY WOULD YOU... PAINT A HORSE?

WELL...IT ALL STARTED WITH A DREAM.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU,

IT SURE MAKES THEIR TEETH LOOK BRIGHTER, DON'T IT?

SURE DOES.

SHE'S NOT VERY STRONG.

WELL, THAT'S MAGGIE. I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART, HUH?

NO. [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, MAGGIE KNOWS YOU. I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT YOU.

Ain't that right, Maggie? Didn't I tell her?

[ SNORTS ]

MAGGIE LIKES YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ] I LIKE MAGGIE.

TIGER, YOU'RE TURNING GREEN.

I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU -- MAGGIE'S BEEN SO SICK LATELY,

I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH A SPECIAL FEED.

I LIKE TO TRY OUT NEW RECIPES.

I CAN'T HARDLY SMELL ANYTHING ANYMORE.

I GOT USED TO IT, I GUESS.

YOU NEED IT IN THIS BUSINESS.

IN THE COWBOY BUSINESS?

NO, MA'AM.

THE COWBOY BUSINESS IS DEAD AND GONE.

THIS HERE IS... SHOW BUSINESS.

SHOW BUSINESS.

YOU KNOW...

MAGGIE'S ABOUT THE SMARTEST HORSE I'VE EVER KNOWN.

ONE DAY SHE JUST WANDERED IN AND FOUND ME.

[ CHUCKLES ] DON'T KNOW WHY.

BUT I KNEW THERE HAD TO BE A REASON FOR IT.

I COULD SEE IT IN HER EYES.

AND EVER SINCE THEN,

I'VE JUST BEEN TRYIN' LIKE HECK TO KEEP HER GOIN'.

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ONE OF THEM NEW AGE COWBOYS,

BUT I BELIEVE IN FATE.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SILAS, ISN'T THAT THE SWEETEST THING YOU EVER HEARD?

[ SIGHS ] IT'S COMIN' TO THE END OF THE TRAIL FOR MAGGIE.

I KNOW THAT.

WELL, ROY ROGERS HAD TRIGGER PRESERVED AFTER HE DIED.

LEAST, THAT'S THE STORY I HEARD.

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHIN'?

I CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING BUT HORSES.

[ SNIFFS ] SILAS, DO YOU SMELL THAT?

YES.

IT'S WEIRD. I WONDER WHAT IT IS.

[ SIGHS ] IT'S YOU.

SILAS PARKER, I DON'T SMELL!

DO I?

YES.

HEY.

WHERE YOU GOIN'?

YOU STAY.

OBVIOUSLY, I NEED TO GO.

WELL, SHE DIDN'T SMELL.

HOW MUCH?

ROGER THAT. WE'LL BE UP THERE.

MARK!

[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]

I'M GONNA STOP THAT ASSHOLE.

HEY, NOW. WE WON'T NEED THAT.

THE FAMILY HE ROBBED

SAID HE CARRIED ON ABOUT KILLIN' SOMEBODY.

WE'RE LOOKIN' AT A PAROLE VIOLATION TURNED ROBBERY

TURNED POSSIBLE HOMICIDE.

THAT'S A RED FLAG.

HE'S NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF MURDER.

SILAS STEALS THINGS -- LITTLE THINGS.

ONCE, HE STOLE A MICROWAVE FOR HIS MAMA'S BIRTHDAY.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S KIND OF SWEET.

NOW, LOOK, I KNOW THE BOY.

DEEP DOWN INSIDE, HE'S A DECENT FELLOW.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU LET HIM JUMP PAROLE?

BECAUSE DEEP DOWN, HE WAS NOT ON PAROLE?

COME ON. IT'S THEIR HONEYMOON.

BESIDES, YOU DON'T KNOW CAMILLE.

SHE ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS.

SHE'S WANTED HIM PRACTICALLY HER WHOLE LIFE.

WELL, I FOUND THIS IN THE CORNFIELDS YESTERDAY...

NEAR THE ACCIDENT SITE.

I'LL SAY HE WAS PRETTY PREPARED.

THIS IS THEIR HONEYMOON MONEY.

THEY'RE NOT ON A HONEYMOON. THEY'RE RUNNIN' FOR THE BORDER!

[ SIGHS ]

HEY, I UNDERSTAND SHE'S YOUR NIECE.

YOU CAN TAG ALONG.

BUT LIKE IT OR NOT, THIS IS MY HONEYMOON NOW.

THE MISSUS SEEMS, UH, KINDA...TUCKERED.

SHE'S DEAD.

OH, YEAH. YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

WHEN I HAVEN'T SLEPT WELL,

I CAN HARDLY GET STARTED THE NEXT DAY.

NO, NOT TIRED.

SHE'S DEAD.

IN WHAT SENSE?

SHE'S DECAYIN' -- FALLIN' APART.

IT GETS WORSE EVERY MINUTE.

SHE DOESN'T SEEM TOO UPSET ABOUT IT.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL SOMEONE

THAT THEY'RE DEAD?

HMM. UH...

EXACTLY.

[ WATER RUNNING ]

[ ALARM RINGING ]

♪ PULL IN THE CLUB

♪ WE HEAR THE BANG BANG

♪ ROLL THROUGH THE DOOR

Bob!

BOB?

GOT 10 GALLONS OF FORMALDEHYDE. GO!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

♪ DO WHAT YOU CAME TO

♪ YOU CAN'T NUMB THE FEELING OF THAT FOUR ON THE FLOOR ♪

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT.

THAT WAS GREAT, BOB.

DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY.

I FEEL LIKE AN OUTLAW.

♪ D.J. IS REALLY WICKING

[ ALARM RINGING ] ♪ HE GOT THE OLD SCHOOL MIXING ♪

♪ THE FELLAS' HEADS ARE SPINNING ♪

♪ ALL THE GIRLS ARE FINGER-LICKING ♪

BOB! BOB!

BOB! WHOA!

BOB! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

HOLD ON! JESUS!

COME ON!

LET'S ROLL, BUDDY. YEAH.

♪ FOUR ON THE FLOOR

♪ FEEL THE BEAT IN YOUR SOUL

I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO HER?

JUST CLEAN HER UP... TELL HER THE TRUTH.

FORMALDEHYDE WILL GET RID OF THE SMELL.

HOW WILL YOU BREAK IT TO HER?

I DON'T KNOW.

MY WIFE USUALLY DOES ALL THE TALKING.

YOU SURE ARE AN UNUSUAL COUPLE.

YEAH.

[ LOCK CLICKS ]

Silas: I'M HOME.

[ LIQUID SLOSHING ]

[ CAMILLE CRYING ]

CAMILLE?

SILAS...

CAMILLE?

WHAT'S WRONG?

[ CRYING ] HEY.

[ SOBBING ]

DON'T, SILAS.

SHH. JUST DON'T!

IT'S OKAY.

DON'T, SILAS!

SHH, SHH, SHH. DON'T LOOK AT ME!

IT'S OKAY.

[ CRYING ]

[ Crying ] WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

[ SNIFFLES ] EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.

I LOOK SO TERRIBLE.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

I THINK YOU'RE DEAD.

WHAT?

I THINK YOU'RE DEAD.

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

[ SNIFFLES ]

HOW CAN THAT BE?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

COME HERE.

BUT, TIGER, THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.

SHH.

I GOT YOU SOMETHIN'.

TA-DA.

IT'S RED.

YEAH -- RED.

[ CRYING ]

NOW...

DON'T LOOK AT ME. I GET SHY.

I SAID NOT TO LOOK AT ME!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ HUMMING ]

[ Laughing ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST BEIN' STUPID.

DO YOU LIKE IT?

IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

[ Laughing ] YEAH.

THANK YOU, TIGER.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SILAS?

JUST TELL ME I'LL BE OKAY.

I'M NOT REALLY DEAD.

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT.

AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TO THE FALLS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP NOW -- NOT FOR ANYTHING.

WE CAN MAKE IT.

IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, CAMILLE,

I PROMISE YOU I'LL GET YOU TO NIAGARA FALLS.

DAMN BAGEL IS TWO WEEKS OLD.

SHE USED TO PLAN HER WHOLE SCHEDULE

AROUND HIS PAROLE MEETINGS

JUST SO SHE COULD GET A GLIMPSE OF HIM IN MY OFFICE.

YOU DIDN'T TALK HER OUT OF THIS?

[ SCOFFS ] YEAH, I TRIED.

I SHOWED HER SURVEILLANCE TAPES

THE NIGHT WE PICKED HIM UP ON A B&E.

ALL SHE COULD TALK ABOUT

WAS HOW CUTE HE LOOKED IN THAT SWEATER.

HOW CAN YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT?

I WOULD HAVE SHOT THE GUY.

[ WHISTLES ]

[ SIREN CHIRPS ]

WE'RE JUST GONNA BRING HIM IN FOR QUESTIONING, RIGHT?

WE AREN'T GONNA HURT ANYBODY?

WELL, THAT'S UP TO HIM.

BUT JUST IN CASE THINGS GET UGLY, YOU'RE STAYIN' HERE,

AND YOU'RE NOT GOIN' UP THERE TILL I SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.

THIS IS MY NIECE. COME ON.

STAY.

AND YOU STAY WITH HIM.

CAMILLE?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

NEVER BETTER, TIGER.

TODAY IS A NEW DAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH.

Bellman: IT'S, UH, IT'S RIGHT HERE.

[ SIREN WAILS ] Man: PERIMETER SECURE?

Woman: I'VE GOT THE PERIMETER SECURE, YES.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE IN, GUYS.

Man #2: I'VE GOT THE EXITS!

ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT IT!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

BELLMAN!

Hey! Hey!

What?

Shh!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

BELLMAN!

ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU JUMP?

OH, GOD. TIGER, WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR STUFF?

I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

I CAN'T JUMP DOWN THERE. YOU GOT TO.

I CAN'T! TIGER, I CAN'T!

[ SIGHS ]

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, THEN.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHIN' ELSE, OKAY?

OKAY.

OH, I'VE GOT A KEY.

OKAY. [ SIGHS ]

[ DOOR UNLOCKS ]

[ CHAIN RATTLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

POLICE! FREEZE!

OH, JESUS.

CHECK THE ROOM.

STONE-COLD.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SEND IN THE CORONER. SHE'S DEAD.

BALCONY'S CLEAR!

[ CAMERA CLICKING ]

ANY IDEA ON THOSE STAINS?

I THINK IT'S FORMALDEHYDE.

[ SIGHS ]

SICK BASTARD.

[ DING ]

[ DING ]

[ MUZAK PLAYS ]

YOU NEVER GET USED TO THIS STUFF.

WE'RE IMMUNE TO IT, MA'AM.

WHEN YOU'RE AN OFFICER,

YOU'VE, UH, YOU'VE BEEN TO THOSE DARK PLACES.

YOU'VE SEEN THE EVIL THAT LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN --

[ SNEEZES ] [ High-pitched ] AAAAAAH!

NO! STOP! PLEASE!

OH!

♪ I WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT

♪ THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DREAM

FREEZE!

FREEZE!

♪ I WANT TO LOSE MY MIND

♪ I WANT TO BRING IT BACK

♪ YEAH

♪ I WANT A CHIC, GAS, FAST-TRACK, MATTER-OF-FACT ♪

♪ MATTER-OF-FACT

♪ I WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT

♪ I WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT

♪ OHHHH

♪ I WANT A GIRL LIKE THAT

[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.

CHIEF, I SWEAR TO GOD, SHE SNEEZED IN THE ELEVATOR.

THE LAST TIME I SAW HER, RILEY,

SHE WAS DEAD -- D-E-D -- AND NOT BREATHIN'.

BUT YOU SAW HER SNEEZING, HUH?

HMM?

YEAH.

[ SIGHS ]

THEN WHAT DID SHE DO, START FLYIN' AROUND THE ROOM?

UH, NO, ACTUALLY. SHE...RAN DOWN A HALLWAY.

[ SIGHS ]

GEEZ, TIGER, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR NEW LIFE,

NO MORE TROUBLE WITH THE AUTHORITIES.

AND HERE I AM, YOUR NEW WIFE, AND I'M GETTING YOU IN TROUBLE.

THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR SHIRT.

WHAT?

OH, GOD. I LOVE THIS SHIRT.

THIS WAS OUR SHOPPIN'-SPREE SHIRT.

YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

I KNEW IT -- IT'S THE RICE.

I TOLD THEM WE HAD TO HAVE RICE AT THE WEDDING.

I SAID IT ISN'T A WEDDING WITHOUT RICE.

IT WAS A BAD SIGN.

THERE'S ANOTHER HOLE RIGHT THERE.

LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

HOLY SHIT!

THAT'S A BULLET HOLE.

I FEEL FINE. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH JUST A, YOU KNOW...

A ITTY-BITTY LITTLE HOLE IN MY SHOULDER.

TWO HOLES.

THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I LOVE MY RED HAIR.

I DO.

WHEN MY HAIR GROWS BACK, I THINK I'M GONNA COLOR IT THIS WAY.

THAT'S NICE.

♪ ONE MORE COFFEE IN A PAPER CUP ♪

♪ ONE MORE TREAD ON MY SOUL

♪ ONE MORE SUNSET

♪ ONE MORE SWEET DREAM

♪ ROCKIN' TO THE RHYTHM OF THE ROAD ♪

HEY.

HEY, ROBERT.

IRIS.

YOU HERE TO STAY THIS TIME?

DEPENDS.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ RATTLING ]

UH-OH.

WHAT ARE YOU FEEDIN' THOSE HORSES?

WELL...

[ Laughing ] HI.

HI.

HI.

YOU GOT STOWAWAYS.

OH, WE'RE NEWLYWEDS.

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS KINDA THING --

BREAKING AND ENTERING,

THIEVIN', MAYHEM...

THAT'S FOR THE YOUNG KIDS.

I'M AN OLD MAN, SILAS.

I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK LAST NIGHT.

JUST GET US TO THE BORDER.

THEN YOU CAN FORGET YOU EVEN KNEW US.

SORRY, FELLA. I'M NO GOOD FOR YOU.

OR ANYBODY.

WELL, I'VE KNOWN ROBERT GOING ON 15 YEARS NOW.

HE'S ALWAYS HAD THIS HORSE.

I KNOW HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF MAGGIE,

BUT LOOK AT THE BLISTERS HERE.

THEY'RE GONNA START PEELING LIKE OLD PAINT SOON.

SHE OUGHT TO BE GONE BY NOW.

MAYBE SHE ISN'T READY TO LEAVE YET.

NOBODY'S EVER READY FOR THAT, ARE THEY?

[ MAGGIE GRUNTS ]

YOU KNOW, A YOUNG AND PRETTY NEW BRIDE LIKE YOU

SHOULDN'T BE WALKING AROUND

IN AN OLD, DIRTY, TATTERED, OLD SKIRT.

I KNOW. I SORT OF LOST ALL MY CLOTHES ALONG THE WAY.

YOU LIKE RODEO CLOTHES?

Bob: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS...

THESE ARE HORSES OF A DIFFERENT COLOR.

HERE, THE RIDE NEVER STOPS.

HERE, LIFE IS FOREVER.

NOW, YOU STAY ON THERE, LITTLE GIRL.

ISN'T HE CUTE, SILAS -- HELPIN' OUT?

Woman: I WON! [ LAUGHS ]

SILAS, LOOK.

THIS IS SO SILLY, TIGER. YOU DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.

WHY WOULD THEY SAY THAT?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.

I MEAN, AFTER THAT. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE WANT TO GO BACK HOME?

I'M NOT GOIN' BACK HOME.

OKAY.

SILAS?

MAN, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST TAKE US TO THE FALLS?

YOU'RE NOT GOIN' TO THE DANCE?

I DON'T DANCE.

YOU'VE NEVER DANCED WITH YOUR WIFE?

SHE CAN'T WAIT FOREVER.

[ HUMMING ]

SHE'S NOT LOOKIN' SO GOOD, BOB.

[ GRUNTS ]

WELL, STILL ALIVE, STILL KICKIN'.

THAT'S A HAPPY HORSE THAT CAN SAY THAT,

EVEN IF SHE CAN'T REALLY SAY IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OOH.

LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A TOUCH-UP.

[ MAGGIE GRUNTS ]

BOB?

CAN I ASK YOU A WEIRD FAVOR?

WHOA! BURNT ORANGE!

I'LL LOOK SO TAN!

[ MAGGIE GRUNTS ]

OKAY.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, JUST IGNORE THAT PART.

YOU CAN PAINT RIGHT OVER IT, RIGHT?

[ STEVE HOLY'S "WAY BACK WHEN" PLAYS ]

CAMILLE?

COME ON OUT.

♪ THERE WAS A TIME

♪ WHEN THEY PLAYED FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME ♪

♪ EVERYBODY STOOD BEHIND THE PROMISES THEY MADE ♪

♪ THAT WAS SOMEWHERE WAY BACK WHEN ♪

Camille: SEE?

YOU'RE A FINE DANCER, TIGER.

FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN' ME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

TIGER, PLEASE. EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN' ME, NOT YOU.

WHAT?

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHIN'.

EVERYTHING'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M FEELING BETTER.

I FEEL LIKE I'M COMIN' THROUGH ALL OF THIS.

I MEAN, IT COULD HAVE BEEN SOME TEMPORARY COMA

OR, LIKE, A WEIRD VIRUS

THAT JUST SORT OF SLOWED MY BODY DOWN.

AND THOSE THINGS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME, I BET.

WE JUST DON'T HEAR ABOUT IT.

COULD BE.

♪ WE BOWED OUR HEADS AND PRAYED ♪

♪ AND FAITH WAS MORE THAN JUST A WORD ♪

♪ YOU HEARD SOME PREACHER SAY

♪ THAT WAS SOMEWHERE WAY BACK WHEN ♪

♪ THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WAS THEN ♪

♪ WHEN "I LOVE YOU" MEANT FOREVER ♪

♪ UP UNTIL THE VERY END

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] ♪ NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT THINGS ARE NOW ♪

♪ WHERE THE LAWYERS WRITE THE VOWS ♪

♪ I WANT THE KIND OF LOVE OUR PARENTS HAD ♪

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] ♪ WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM

♪ THE WAYS

♪ THE WAYS OF WAY BACK WHEN

WHAT?

OH, GOD.

CAMILLE!

[ SNAP ]

OHHH...

[ BREATHING UNEASILY ]

CAMILLE!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

CAMILLE.

CAMILLE!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

CAMILLE!

GO AWAY, PLEASE.

[ WHIMPERS ]

PLEASE, OPEN UP.

NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME, SILAS!

JUST LET ME IN.

[ CLANKING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

I'M DEAD.

IT'S TRUE.

I'M DEAD.

SILAS!

SILAS, MY RING.

SORRY.

IT'S OKAY.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ GRUNTS ]

IT IS NOT OKAY, SILAS!

"TILL DEATH DO US PART"! REMEMBER?

I'M DEAD, TIGER!

I THINK THAT'S GROUNDS FOR SEPARATION.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE.

[ CRYING ]

JUST LET ME DIE.

[ SOBBING ]

[ SOBBING ]

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE.

YOU'RE STILL MY WIFE.

STOP RIGHT THERE, SIR! NOW, SIR!

GET YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD!

DO IT NOW, SIR! GET DOWN!

GET DOWN! PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD!

I GOT THE CUFFS, JERRY. I GOT 'EM.

WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT MINE?

DON'T NEED TWO CUFFS, JERRY!

[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]

YES, WE DO.

WE NEED TWO CUFFS, JERRY.

THINK YOU BETTER DROP IT, MA'AM.

♪ IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

♪ SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS ORDINARY ♪

♪ IMAGINE A LITTLE MORE MONEY

♪ AND FREEDOM

♪ A LITTLE LESS BURDEN TO CARRY ♪

♪ THE GOOD LIFE IS CALLING MY NAME ♪

♪ IT'S OUT THERE

♪ I DON'T WANT TO COMPLAIN

♪ 'CAUSE MY LIFE REALLY AIN'T THAT BAD ♪

[ SIREN WAILS ]

♪ IT'S ONLY HUMAN TO WANT MORE THAN WHAT WE HAVE ♪

[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]

♪ WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE...

[ SIREN WAILS ]

♪ SETTLE MY SPIRIT

♪ TRADE ALL MY WORRIES

♪ FOR PEACE OF MIND

SHE'S NOT BREATHING.

SHE'LL WAKE UP.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I DON'T.

I JUST HOPE SHE DOES.

DID YOU REALLY... KILL HER?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

SHE'S GOTTA BE SOME KINDA GHOST.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING.

SHE BELIEVES IN ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

NO ONE'S EVER BELIEVED IN ME BEFORE.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ COUGHS ]

WHERE'S BOB?

[ INSECTS BUZZING ]

[ HORSE NEIGHING ]

BOB?

I WAS HOPIN' YOU'D SLEEP THROUGH THIS.

GO ON BACK IN THE TRUCK.

LET ME DO THIS.

Silas: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', BOB?

[ SNIFFLES ]

SOMETHIN' I SHOULD HAVE DONE YEARS AGO.

[ SIGHS ]

IT'S TIME TO GO.

BOB, DON'T DO IT!

DON'T DO IT, BOB!

GET OUT OF HERE!

[ HORSES NEIGHING ]

GO ON! GET!

[ NEIGHING CONTINUES ]

[ SIGHS ]

GO ON, MAGGIE!

GO!

MAGGIE...

PLEASE...GO.

BOB...

AH, HELL!

[ SNIFFLES ]

OW!

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

UNHITCH THE TRAILER.

YOU TAKE THE TRUCK.

IF I STAY WITH YOU...

I'LL JUST SLOW YOU DOWN.

GO ON.

[ SNIFFLES ]

I'M STAYIN'.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ SIGHS ]

WHERE WILL YOU GO, BOB?

[ SIGHS ]

WHEREVER SHE TAKES ME.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU TWO.

[ HORSES NEIGH ]

TIGER!

LOOK!

WE'RE HERE!

[ CHUCKLES ]

GEEZ! [ LAUGHS ]

YEAH.

WELL, I KNEW IT WOULD BE BIG, BUT...

GEEZ!

YEAH, IT'S THEIR TRUCK, FOR SURE.

MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN HERE A COUPLE MINUTES AGO.

SHERIFF: Okay, I'm on my way.

I don't want anybody shooting until I get there!

10-4.

[ COUGHS ]

GOT YOU SOMETHIN'.

THANK YOU, TIGER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW...

THAT'S A NASTY HABIT TO GET INTO.

WELL, IT'S A GOOD TIME FOR A BAD HABIT.

BESIDES, I THINK THE RISK OF LUNG CANCER DECREASES

[ Laughing ] WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE LUNGS ANYMORE.

[ COUGHING ]

COME ON, CAMILLE.

THIS IS YOUR BIG TRIP. WE'RE HERE.

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

LET'S DO WHAT YOU CAME HERE TO DO.

I DIDN'T REALLY FORGET EVERYTHING.

Guide: COME HERE. COME HERE.

YOU WERE LYING TO ME?

I WAS PRETENDING, TIGER.

IF I PRETEND TO FORGET WHAT YOU SAID AT THE TRUCK STOP,

THEN MAYBE WE'D BOTH FORGET.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

AND THEN, ALONG THE WAY,

THE WHOLE TRIP STARTED TO MAKE MORE SENSE.

AND I REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT ABOUT ME.

CAMILLE...

JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD DOESN'T ALWAYS MAKE YOU RIGHT.

NOW, COME ON. LET'S TAKE THIS STUPID BOAT RIDE.

COME ON, GIRL.

[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]

WHAT?

I'M READY NOW.

WHAT?

I'M READY NOW.

I'LL GET A PICTURE.

ALL RIGHT?

SILAS.

[ CAMERA CLICKS ]

EXCUSE ME.

CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US?

THANK YOU.

CAMILLE!

CAMILLE!

LIKE LOOKIN' FOR A NEEDLE IN A DAMN HAYSTACK!

STILL DON'T THINK HE'D CROSS ON FOOT.

HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT STUPID.

FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, HE'S 100% STUPID.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM SMART.

WHAT?

GRRR!

SILAS!

RAYMOND.

RAYMOND!

RAYMOND!

RAYMOND, WAIT!

RAYMOND, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

WHAT DID YOU --

S-SHE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU GOTTA TRUST ME.

LOOK, I NEED HER, RAY.

I NEED HER. OKAY?

I'M A LAWMAN...

BUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE THE LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS.

THE REAL LAW.

THE LAW OF LOVE.

GET GOING, SON.

EVERYBODY! CLEAR BACK!

MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!

WAIT! GET -- GET BACK!

YOU LET HIM TAKE YOU, YOU IDIOT?!

LOOK, I-I'LL SHOOT HIM!

THEN SHOOT HIM! HE'S AN IDIOT!

I WILL!

Officer: JUST GET BACK! GET BACK!

[ CROWD SCREAMING ]

LET'S GO!

[ SIREN WAILING ]

MOVE!

[ WAILING CONTINUES ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

SILAS! FREEZE!

FREEZE!

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

HE'S HEADED FOR THE HORSESHOE!

BOX HIM IN!

[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

MOVE IT! LOOK OUT!

[ SIREN WAILING ]

Woman: HE'S GOT A GUN!

Woman #2: WHO'S GOT A GUN?

Man: THE GUY IN THE BLACK JACKET.

[ CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY ]

[ SIRENS WAIL, TIRES SCREECH ]

HOLD IT, SILAS! HOLD IT!

DROP IT! YOU'RE BOXED IN!

HOLD IT! GIVE IT UP!

YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO!

GIVE IT UP!

SILAS!

DROP THAT GUN!

CAMILLE!

FIRE A WARNING SHOT.

[ CROWD SCREAMS ]

CAMILLE!!

SILAS!

DROP THAT GUN!

Woman: THEY SHOT HIM!

[ GASPS ]

Camille: TIGER.

TIGER.

[ GROANS SOFTLY ]

[ NEIGHS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WHY DID YOU COME BACK, TIGER?

WHY?

YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT WITHOUT ME.

I COULDN'T.

[ GROANS ]

I LOVE YOU.

TIGER...

I HAD A GREAT HONEYMOON.

ME TOO.

WAIT! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!

[ CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY ]

[ CROWD GASPS ]

[ SPRINKLING ]

RICE.

IT'S RICE.

[ CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY ]

[ KIMBERLEY LOCKE'S "LET THE FIRE BURN HOT" PLAYS ]

♪ WE GOT TO LAY IT ON THE LINE

♪ WE NEED TO FIND OUR PLACE

♪ WE GOT TO LOOK FOR A SIGN

♪ WE NEED TO FIND SOME GRACE

♪ EVERY TIME WE LOOK, IT'S EASY TO SEE ♪

♪ IT'S UP TO US IF WE'RE GONNA BE FREE ♪

♪ OHHH

♪ LET THE FIRE BURN HOT, LET THE STARS GO OUT ♪

♪ LET THE ROAD RUN THROUGH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, WE'LL GIVE IT ALL WE'VE GOT ♪

♪ LET TOMORROW COME

♪ LET THE FIRE BURN HOT

♪ LET IT BURN, BABY, LET IT BURN ♪

♪ IT'S A CRAZY WORLD

♪ AND IT'S A CRAZY TIME

♪ YEAH, YEAH

♪ IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT TONIGHT

♪ HOLDING ON TIGHT

♪ NEVER LET GO

♪ BABY

♪ OH, BABY

♪ OH, BABY

♪ BABY

♪ BABY

♪ OHH!

♪ OOOOOOH

♪ LET THE FIRE BURN HOT, LET THE STARS GO OUT ♪

♪ LET THE ROAD RUN THROUGH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, WE'LL GIVE IT ALL WE GOT ♪

♪ LET TOMORROW COME

♪ LET THE FIRE BURN HOT

♪ LET THE FIRE BURN HOT, LET THE STARS GO OUT ♪

♪ LET THE ROAD RUN THROUGH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ♪

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, WE'LL GIVE IT ALL WE GOT ♪

♪ LET TOMORROW COME

♪ LET THE FIRE BURN HOT ♪

♪ THERE WAS A TIME WHEN LOVE WAS SAVED FOR THE WEDDING DAY ♪

♪ IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT KIND OF THING DON'T HAPPEN TODAY ♪

♪ THAT WAS SOMEWHERE WAY BACK WHEN ♪

♪ THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WAS THEN ♪

♪ WHEN "I LOVE YOU" MEANT FOREVER ♪

♪ UP UNTIL THE VERY END

♪ NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT THINGS ARE NOW ♪

♪ WHERE THE LAWYERS WRITE THE VOWS ♪

♪ I WANT THE KIND OF LOVE OUR PARENTS HAD ♪

♪ WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM

♪ THE WAYS

♪ THE WAYS OF WAY BACK WHEN

♪ LIVING IN THE HERE AND NOW

♪ WE CAN HAVE A LIFE WE DREAM ABOUT ♪

♪ WE KNOW WHERE WE'LL GO IS WHERE WE'RE ALREADY BEEN ♪

♪ SOMEWHERE WAY BACK WHEN

♪ THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WAS THEN ♪

♪ I WANT THE KIND OF LOVE OUR PARENTS HAD ♪

♪ WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM

♪ THE WAYS

♪ THE WAYS OF WAY BACK WHEN