Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,175 --> 00:00:03,264
You're either a Michael,
a Fredo, or a Sonny.
2
00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:05,396
I'm going to mix us up
some things here.
3
00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,704
Oh! I love what you've done
with what's left of the place.
4
00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:10,053
I always thought
I was a Michael,
5
00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,360
but [Chuckles] clearly,
I'm a Sonny.
6
00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,014
I'm gonna mix us up
some things here.
7
00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,885
Smoking crack
on a marble floor,
8
00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:18,409
it just -- it adds
a "last days of Rome" vibe
9
00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,411
to the whole enterprise.
[Sniffs]
10
00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,196
Clearly, I'm a Sonny.
11
00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:25,068
I mean, I self-destruct,
I'm easily provoked,
12
00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:29,725
and can't handle the big job
because I cannot handle myself.
13
00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:32,467
I'm also always had a lot
of trouble at toll booths.
14
00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,686
[Glasses clink]
15
00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,340
What's your story anyway?
16
00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:40,823
It's the story of cruelty,
greed, and death.
17
00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:42,390
Yeah, that's gonna be
a hard pass.
18
00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:43,826
Only Dickens could make
19
00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:45,001
that kind of a tale amusing.[Lighter clicks]
20
00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,742
You know what
the key was to that?
21
00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,091
Silly names.
22
00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,006
Abject poverty
in the Industrial Age
23
00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,529
goes down a lot smoother
24
00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,662
when it's happening
to Sweedlepipe Chuzzlewit.
25
00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:54,663
Shut up!
26
00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:55,838
Shut up!
27
00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,144
Shut up!
28
00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,407
[Bottle topper pops,
lighter clicks]
29
00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,322
Well...
[Chuckles]
30
00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:02,975
Fix -- Oh!
31
00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,629
[Blows landing]Kick him in the dick!
32
00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,545
Kick him in the dick!
Kick him in the dick!
33
00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:10,113
You take things too far.
Do you know that?
34
00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:11,984
Are you tired of it?
35
00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:16,815
Tired of always calling a game
that you never actually play?
36
00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:17,990
[Scoffs]
37
00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,818
[Chuckling]
Oh!
38
00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,298
Batter up!
Batter up!
39
00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:24,171
Batter up!
Batter up, bitch.
40
00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,520
Whoo-hoo!
41
00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:26,825
[Laughs]
42
00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:27,826
[Bottle topper pops,
glasses clink]
43
00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,393
[Lighter clicks]
44
00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,178
♪♪
45
00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:35,051
I want you to fuck me
on the front row!
46
00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,706
And I want you
to lock eyes
47
00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:41,623
with the saddest dad
you can find --
48
00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:45,931
one that only has visitation
on the weekends.
49
00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:49,413
Oh, I really wish that hadn't
just gotten me hard.
50
00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,198
[Laughs]
[Chuckles]
51
00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,243
♪♪
52
00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,679
Papa Stinker:
There's nothing in the Little
Bear League rule book
53
00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,464
that says skunks
can't play baseball.
54
00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,988
Pipsqueak:
Papa Stinker's right! Play ball!
55
00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:00,511
♪♪
56
00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:02,034
Jim: Boy, I really want
to find out
57
00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:04,254
what happened at the end
of "Little Stinkers 2."
58
00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,648
They threw us out of there
before we could find out
who won the big game.
59
00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,258
[Lighter clicks]I mean, you assume
60
00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,738
it's going to be the Stinkers,
but you don't know.
61
00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,566
You know, they already
greenlit part three.
62
00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:15,047
I mean, uh, could be
an "Empire Strikes Back"
kind of a situation.
63
00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:17,180
This is a franchise
that takes chances.
64
00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:19,617
I mean, nobody saw
the death of Susie Stinker
65
00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:23,491
coming at the end of part one,
but, uh, they went there.
66
00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:26,363
Have to get something special
from the bedroom.
67
00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,191
Ooh,
if you want to go again,
68
00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,628
I'm gonna need
a little bit more downtime.
69
00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:33,501
You know, anal really takes
the lead out of my pencil.
70
00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:34,980
And my Viagra contact
71
00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:39,071
moved back to, uh, uh, uh,
uh, um...
72
00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,467
I have something else
in mind.
73
00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,686
Oh.
[Chuckles]
74
00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,470
[Chuckling] What?
75
00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:49,473
Life is meaningless chaos.
76
00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,780
The only control
you ever have
77
00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:54,174
is when you create
some of your own!
78
00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,219
[Laughs]
Oh.
79
00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,351
Okay.
80
00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,918
[Laughs]
81
00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,182
[Chuckles]
82
00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,098
Uh-oh.
83
00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:07,926
You ready to go crazy?!
84
00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,580
I am.
85
00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,234
I just found
some random pills
86
00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:14,194
in the secret, little
drug pocket of my pants here.
87
00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,718
Boy, I have no idea
what these are.
88
00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,589
Well...
89
00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,377
[Exhales sharply, chuckles]
90
00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,813
You ready
for an adventure?!
91
00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,512
Yes.
92
00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,688
♪♪
93
00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,517
Oh, we are definitely not
on the same page
94
00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,650
about how to spend
this evening.
95
00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:38,130
Mnh-mnh.
Hmm.
96
00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:42,222
[Echoed booing]
97
00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,875
Okay, I'm about
as all-American as they come.
98
00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,530
I love baseball, hot dogs,
apple pie, rye whiskey.
99
00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,140
I never got into handguns,
though.
100
00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,620
-Let's play
Russian roulette.
101
00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,013
-Oh, my God. Jesus.
102
00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,536
I thought you were
gonna murder me.
103
00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,277
I mean, no,
you understand, right?
104
00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,540
You give off
a really murdery vibe.
105
00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,715
-[Inhales sharply]
106
00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,326
-Oh, God.
You know what?
107
00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:01,110
No.
I'm gonna say no to this.
108
00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:02,807
Come on.
109
00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:05,680
Because as much as I might
hate my life -- and I do --
110
00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,682
I don't really want
to end it quite yet.
111
00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,640
Don't you?
112
00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,860
I've watched you choose death
every day you've been here.
113
00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,341
I'm just suggesting
we pick up the pace.
114
00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:17,779
Yeah, this is -- this is fast
enough for me. Seriously.
115
00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:20,042
I mean, you know, my friends,
my family, they --
116
00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:23,045
Would what? What?
They'd be devastated?
117
00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,352
You think so?
118
00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:29,007
There's a reason
we ended up here together.
119
00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:33,577
We've burned
every possible bridge.
120
00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:38,060
I'm a burden to everybody
who's ever loved me...
121
00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,802
and I know
the same is true of you.
122
00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:45,154
Yeah, it is.
[Chuckles]
123
00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,330
I mean,
don't you want to know?
124
00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:50,072
Uh, know what?
125
00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:55,251
If you pull the trigger
and it goes click,
126
00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:59,734
are you gonna feel
relief or regret?
127
00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:02,345
[Exhales sharply]
128
00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,868
Pbht.
129
00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,610
That is something
I'd like to know.
130
00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,917
[Exhales sharply]
131
00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,226
All right.
Here.
[Laughs]
132
00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,750
Shit.[Chamber clicks]
133
00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,491
What do you --
How do you start
something like this?
134
00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,883
Um...
Jesus Christ.
135
00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,625
Alright,
easy with that thing.
136
00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,888
Okay.We let the gun decide.
137
00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,760
Okay, we let the gun --
Hey.
138
00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,370
Oh, I see.
Alright.
139
00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:28,719
[Objects clatter]
140
00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,373
Oh boy.
[Grunts]
141
00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,636
Alright. Okay. You know what?
142
00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,551
L-L-Let -- Let me --Shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh!
143
00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,814
[Sighs]
144
00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:41,645
It does seem to be pointing
generally in your direction.
145
00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,388
So, I figure,
got a 1 in 6 chance, right?
146
00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:48,217
That's -- what is that --
That's 16.66 percent.
147
00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,175
Uh, definitely faced
worse odds in my life.
148
00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,916
You probably have, too.
149
00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,657
Plus, if you factor in
gravity,
150
00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,093
the bullet is likely
to have settled
151
00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,225
towards the bottom
of the chamber there,
152
00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,226
so that means that, uh,
153
00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,401
your odds are more like --
154
00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,794
[Gunshot]Oh, sh--
155
00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,404
[High-pitched ringing]
156
00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:04,059
Oh, shit.
157
00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,496
Oh, sh--
Oh!
158
00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:10,239
Oh.
Oh, my God.
159
00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,980
Oh, come on!
160
00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:15,113
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
161
00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,506
♪♪
162
00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,203
Ugh!
163
00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,641
♪♪
164
00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:21,729
[Bullets clinking]
165
00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,862
[Laughs]
166
00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,168
You're alive?!
167
00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:27,822
Oh, my God.
168
00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,345
Look at your face.
169
00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,130
[Laughs, coughs]
170
00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,091
[Monitor beeping steadily]
171
00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,267
[Exhales sharply]
172
00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,923
Hi.
173
00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,447
[Scoffs]
You took me to the hospital?
174
00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,231
Pussy.
175
00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,451
Alright, now, the doctor says
you're gonna be just fine.
176
00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,800
You were very fortunate.
177
00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,368
The bullet just grazed
your scalp.
178
00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,152
Hey, e-easy there.
Suicide watch.
179
00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,459
It's gonna be like that
for the next 24 hours.
180
00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,679
You just let me know if you need
me to get you a sip of water
181
00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:01,812
or to scratch an itch
or go down on you.
182
00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,945
Always said I'd do that
anytime, anyplace,
183
00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:06,556
and this would definitely
put that to the test.
184
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,037
Can't believe I flinched
like a little bitch.
185
00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,039
Well, apparently,
it's very normal to flinch
186
00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:13,520
when a gun is pressed
to your temple.
187
00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:17,306
Yeah, foolproof is right here,
underneath the chin.
188
00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,829
Just remembered
189
00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,657
the doctor told me
not to share that with you.
190
00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,572
God damn it.
I think -- Whoa.
191
00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,313
I think those --
192
00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,010
I think the pills I took
are starting to kick in.
193
00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,621
How are you still here?
194
00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:30,537
Uh, it is after visiting hours,
but having scurvy
195
00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,408
makes you somewhat
of a medical celebrity
196
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,801
with special privileges.
197
00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:36,586
No, stupid, why didn't
you drop me off and leave?
198
00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:39,720
Well, I had to know,
God damn it.
199
00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,113
I mean, you pulled the trigger,
and you lived.
200
00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,203
You feel relief or regret?
201
00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,687
No.
202
00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,472
You didn't play the game.
203
00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,082
You don't get to know.
204
00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,518
Well,
I tried to play the game.
205
00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,041
No, you didn't.
206
00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,348
You were just a tourist getting
your kicks off my misery.
207
00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,002
And you think you're broken
208
00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,178
because your wife
cheated on you
209
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,920
and your daddy
didn't love you?
210
00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:10,490
[Voice breaking]
I know real pain.
I know real pain.
211
00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,361
Now get the fuck
out of here!
212
00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,623
[Sobs]
213
00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,583
[Sighs]
214
00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,761
[P.A. system beeps]
215
00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,284
Jim...Brockmire?
216
00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:24,678
Oh, God.
What? What?
217
00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,028
The doctor said that you were
the one who brought her in.
218
00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,856
I just wanted
to say thank you.
219
00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,422
Oh, yes, I did.
220
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,773
Um...
221
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,426
was it an accident?
222
00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,167
Hmm?
Oh, God, no.
223
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,039
No, she wanted to go.[Sighs]
224
00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,693
She did.
But, you know, sh--
225
00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:44,567
Doctor says she's, um --
she'll be alright.
226
00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,135
Yeah, I know.
227
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:51,182
Don't you want her
to get better, man?
228
00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:55,317
I did...
the first five times.
229
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,319
Now I just want it
to be over.
230
00:08:57,362 --> 00:09:00,409
Eh, well, she did say
231
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:04,456
that she was a tremendous
burden on everybody --
232
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,197
whoever loved her.
233
00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,852
Nice to know we still
agree on something.
234
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:12,203
She was the CEO
of her own company.
235
00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,596
[Monitor beeping echoes]
236
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,599
It's hard
to come back from --
237
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,906
[Grunts]
238
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,603
What are you doing?
Are you dancing?
239
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,040
This looks bad, I'm sure.
I'm so sorry.
240
00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:25,608
I, um,
I took some mystery pills
241
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,479
before she pulled out
the gun earlier.
242
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,177
Oh, boy,
it must've been MDMA
243
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,482
because, whoa,
244
00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,136
I'm vibing
on that heart monitor.
245
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,704
You hear that?
Stop now.
246
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,750
[Echoing beeping continues]
247
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,709
I'm sorry. I'm sure this --
Oh, this is disrespectful.
248
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,972
God damn it. I'm so sorry.
I just --
249
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,627
My body, it just
has to talk right now.
250
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,542
Ugh.
[Chuckles]
251
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,022
What is wrong with you?
252
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:51,199
So much!
Just so, so much.
253
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,983
Just --
254
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,898
[Echoing beeping continues]
255
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,771
Idiot, Brockmire.
256
00:09:57,814 --> 00:10:00,034
You're such a stupid idiot.
257
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,818
[Sighs]
258
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:05,213
[Echoing beeping continues]
259
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,694
[Door closes]
260
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,478
[Exhales sharply]
261
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:12,960
[Beeping normalizes]
262
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,053
Oh, shit.
263
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,581
[Telephone rings]
264
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:31,065
[Indistinct chatter]
265
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,723
[P.A. system beeps]
266
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,203
Man:
Doctor on call to room 374.
267
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,119
Doctor on call to room 374.
268
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:49,866
♪ You'll be swell
269
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,607
♪ You'll be great
270
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,132
♪ Gonna have the whole world
on a plate ♪
271
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,919
♪ Starting here, starting now
272
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:04,664
♪ Honey, everything's
coming up roses ♪
273
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,753
Oh, I see a lot
of new faces here,
274
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,755
so I'm gonna introduce myself
again.
275
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,887
My name is Jimmy,
and I work here.
276
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:14,064
Now, you've joined us during
a very, very special week.
277
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,588
This is our tribute
to Ann-Margret.
278
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:20,331
Now, yesterday, we watched Ann
say hello to the world
279
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,593
in "Bye, Bye, Birdie."
280
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,073
Tomorrow, we're gonna see her
281
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,772
get just covered in baked beans
in "Tommy."
282
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,905
But right now, boy, I think
this is her best performance.
283
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,995
This is 1971's
"Carnal Knowledge,"
284
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:35,085
Mike Nichols' cynical
and incisive deconstruction
285
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,914
of repression, sexuality,
and monogamy.
286
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,264
Also, you totally get to see
her yabbos,
287
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:43,659
so [Chuckles] enjoy.
288
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,227
♪♪
289
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,055
Hey, Jimmy.
290
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,884
♪♪
291
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,065
Why didn't you call me?
292
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,545
Oh, Charles,
I wanted to, I did,
293
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:05,115
but, uh, well, at first,
I wasn't sure I'd be okay.
294
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,640
And then, after I did
pull myself together, I --
295
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,165
well...
296
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,820
I wasn't too sure
you'd like the new me.
297
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,345
Of course I'd like you.
298
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,217
Everything great in my life
299
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,264
is as result of what you and I
built together.
300
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,834
I-I love you, Jim.
301
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,318
[Crying]
302
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,934
I-I love you, too, Ch--
I love you, too.
303
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:44,111
I think this is the first time
I've seen you cry
304
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,461
without being drunk
or watching "Field of Dreams."
305
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,290
[Chuckles]
I'm ju-- I'm sorry.
306
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,162
I'm, like, a newborn baby.
I cry all the time now.
307
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,251
[Sniffles]
Oh, man.
308
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,298
Yesterday, I watched
a hummingbird eat at a feeder.
309
00:12:57,341 --> 00:13:00,997
I sobbed so hard, I gave myself
the hiccups all day.
310
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,913
Well, um, listen, man.
311
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,568
I came with some good news.
312
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:12,966
Oakland wants to bring you on
as their fill-in announcer.
313
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,883
You'd be back
in the big leagues...finally.
314
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,536
[Exhales sharply]
315
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,321
How the hell
is that possible?
316
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,453
Well, I told them
you were in rehab,
317
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,107
and they flipped out.
318
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:27,328
They want to sell it
as a redemption story.
319
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,417
[Exhales sharply]
320
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:33,638
Doesn't half the country
still hate my guts
for calling Art a racist?
321
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,685
I mean,
what the hell changed?
322
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,861
Well, Art was caught
323
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,429
putting cameras
in the girls' bathrooms
324
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,823
at every Uncle Art's
Chicken Shack.
325
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:48,305
That and he was paying his black
employees 30 percent less,
326
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,004
but that story got
a lot less traction.
327
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,659
Huh.
328
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,751
I-I just -- I can't believe
that I keep getting
329
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:03,233
chance after chance like this,
can you?
330
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:07,585
Well, yeah.
It's white privilege.
331
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,979
[Sighs]
332
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,155
So, is that a yes
to Oakland?
333
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,766
Oh, Charles, I don't know.
334
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,117
I mean, I figured out
how to live here.
335
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,249
Out there's an entirely
different story.
336
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,251
You can't hide forever,
Jim.
337
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:24,341
Yeah, sure I can.
I probably should, too, Charles.
338
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:27,040
I mean, I'm an alcoholic,
and I'm a drug addict.
339
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,390
And a baseball man.
340
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,218
That's where
you'll always belong.
341
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,005
Well...
342
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,268
does this mean
you'd be coming with me?
343
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,664
No.
344
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,580
I've built something
in New Orleans.
345
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:48,931
I have to stay.
346
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,848
But I'll always
be in your life.
347
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,765
I know you've lost
a few friends,
but I haven't.
348
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,898
I'm not gonna let you ruin
my perfect record.
349
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,598
[Sobs]
Thank you, Charles.
350
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:04,816
Alright.
351
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,428
[Crying]
352
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,256
Sorry.
353
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,432
Geez.
354
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,999
I'm ridiculous. I'm --It's a lot.
355
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,915
I'm fine.
Just pretend I'm not crying.
356
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:20,310
Seriously.
Pull yourself together.
357
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,095
This -- This--
This is a lot.
358
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,618
Sorry.
[Sobs]
359
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,752
But, uh, I think
I've found someone
360
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,233
to help you get settled
in Oakland.
361
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,934
Oh, come on.
362
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,457
Hi.
[Chuckles]
363
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,024
[Laughs]
364
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,548
Hey.
Hi.
365
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,464
You look great.
366
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,553
No, you look great.
367
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,468
[Heel clacks]
Thank you.
368
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,296
[Laughs]
369
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,993
Hey,
did I hear that the Frackers
370
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,255
won the pennant this year?
371
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,301
-They did.
-Oh, my God.
372
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,129
My God, Jules,
congratulations.
373
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,261
I also did
some consulting work
374
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,785
for Scranton Wilkes-Barre
last season.
375
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,439
That's the Yankees'
AAA team.
376
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,702
Oh, come on.
That's big time!
377
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,487
I'm --
I'm very impressed.
378
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,838
Oh, boy.
Congrats, Jules.
379
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,796
Thank you.
380
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,016
Alright, look, um...
381
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,889
...I do want
to tell you something.
382
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:21,676
Hey, I thought there were
going to be tits in this movie.
383
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,025
There will be.
There will.
384
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,462
So far, it's just a whole lot
of Art Garfunkel.
385
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,116
Well, it's also
a young Mike Nichols
386
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,944
growing as a visual artist
387
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,467
and a very restrained
performance
388
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,729
by a young Jack Nicholson.
389
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,209
But maybe your junky ass
390
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,428
don't see so good
anymore, huh?
391
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,472
Is that the problem?It's okay.
392
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,083
Huh?
Get -- Get out of here!
393
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,345
Hey, hey, hey.
Go on!
394
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,824
-Hey! Hey!
-No, they can't be --
395
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,869
Sorry. Sorry.
Calm down.
396
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,131
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
397
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,524
[Clicks tongue]
398
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,613
Is there some place private
we could talk?
399
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,049
Yeah, of course.
I'm sorry.
400
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,617
Just go right --
right in there.
401
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,797
Well, this is my room.
402
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,320
[Both chuckle]
403
00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,367
Got kind of
a lot of down time here,
404
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,759
so I work
through some of that
405
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,197
by kind of
compulsively painting.
406
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,722
I see that face in my dreams
every single night.
407
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,072
I figure it's got
to mean something, right?
408
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,552
[Sniffs]
409
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,641
That's Pete Rose.
410
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,077
No, it's not!
411
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,559
[Chuckles]
412
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,648
Holy shit.
That's Pete Rose.
413
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,649
Yep.
414
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,434
Shit!
415
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,307
Well...
not doing that anymore.
416
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,786
Fricking hate Pete Rose.
417
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,440
[Chuckles]
418
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,139
Not funny. I spent a lot
of time on this shit.
419
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,098
[Chuckles nervously]
420
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:40,363
So, you.
[Chuckles]
421
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,192
Yeah, hey.
422
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,454
If you went through
all 12 steps,
423
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,631
how come I never got
my amends?
424
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,504
That's the best part of having
your friends get sober --
425
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,071
the apology tour.
426
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,768
Right.
Hey.
427
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,639
Hey, you can start
428
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,206
with the time
you pissed the bed
429
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,121
and tried to convince me
I'd done it.
430
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,690
Oh, shit.I couldn't produce
that much urine in a week.
431
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,995
[Laughs]
432
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,214
I'm gonna call that,
but it sounds like me,
433
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,477
and I do apologize
for that.
434
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,437
But thing is
that the program dictates
435
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,178
we're not supposed
to make amends if doing so
436
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,918
would cause injury
to others.
437
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,007
So, you know,
I figured if you were
happy and everything,
438
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,097
I wouldn't reopen
old wounds.
439
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,489
You know.
440
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:23,232
Please.
I am the toughest guy you know.
441
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,365
-[Exhales sharply]
-Hit me with your best shot.
442
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:29,325
Give me
your most dangerous apology.
443
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,414
[Inhales deeply]
444
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,547
[Sighs]
445
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,070
Alright.
446
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,858
Well...
447
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,643
[Sighs]
448
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,688
You know,
it took me coming here
449
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,735
to understand the truth that
you just kept trying to tell me,
450
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,781
that life is a series
of choices.
451
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,740
And ultimately,
I really did have
452
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,612
the power to make
different ones.
453
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:59,181
You know, the moments that I
beat myself up over the most --
454
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,444
and not the dark ones,
455
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,534
those just led me
on the path to sobriety.
456
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,275
No, it --
457
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,103
What keeps me up at night
458
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,193
is every single time
I walked away from you.
459
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,629
Now, every choice I made
460
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:15,154
that took me in the opposite
direction of you,
461
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,721
[Slaps thigh]
that was the wrong one.
462
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,943
Jules...
463
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,467
I'm so sorry I couldn't
be a better man to you.
464
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:25,947
I am.
465
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:31,387
I mean, in a life
so full of regrets,
466
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,302
you'll always
be my biggest one.
467
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,184
That's what
you were afraid to tell me?
468
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,579
Shit.
469
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:53,017
Just wish I had recorded it so
I could have it for my ringtone.
470
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,718
Well, I'm glad that my words
could bring you some comfort,
471
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,415
but...
Thank you.
472
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:02,940
...we are supposed to back up
our words with positive actions.
473
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,595
So...
Oh.
474
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:09,469
...Jules, if there's anything
I can do for you
475
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,690
to make it up to you,
anything,
476
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,258
I want you
to let me know, okay?
477
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,086
Okay.
478
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,745
[Exhales sharply]
479
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,443
I-I want you to say healthy.
480
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,445
That's what you need
to focus on right now, okay?
481
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,794
Okay.
Alright.
482
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,796
Oh, I --You ready to go to Oakland?
483
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,451
Oakland?
No. God, no.
484
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,498
You know, I mean, I'll try
my best and go anyway, but --
485
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,977
Yeah, you will.
486
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,631
Yeah, I will.
487
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,068
There's one thing
I'd like to do
488
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,374
before I get out of here,
though.
489
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,202
[Insects chirping]
490
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,900
So, how's it going, Charles?
How's Yvonne?
491
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,990
She's good.
492
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,296
Yeah, really good.
493
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,517
Um...
494
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,651
she cheated on me,
uh, with my friend Dave,
495
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,567
and, well,
they're in love now,
496
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:07,788
and she's pregnant.
497
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,746
And somehow,
they convinced me
498
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:13,446
it would be a good idea
for them to live in my house.
499
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,884
So, every day's
a waking nightmare.
500
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,498
Charles, you were forced
at a very young age
501
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,108
to do some very adult
things,
502
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,110
not the least of which
was taking care of me.
503
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,547
Which you did very well,
by the way.
504
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,026
But you know what?
505
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:32,203
You still got a lot
of growing yet to do.
506
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:35,119
Your best is yet to come.
I promise you.
507
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,427
Thanks, Jim.
508
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,776
[Pats back]
509
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,258
Hey.
510
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,304
Gents.
511
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,480
Oh, man.
512
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,270
Well, you can't expect
me to stay sober
513
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,359
in a place
this depressing.
514
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,621
[Liquid pours]
515
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,319
[Scoffs]
516
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:08,501
So, the suspense
is killing me.
517
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,068
What made you finally
pussy out and get sober?
518
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,070
[Chuckles]
519
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,726
I just got tired of being such
a burden on all my loved ones.
520
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,076
And I realized that my death
was probably not gonna be
521
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,078
a solution to that problem.
522
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:24,734
If anything, it was just gonna
make it more permanent.
523
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:27,824
No, if I wanted to undo
all the damage that I had done,
524
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:30,610
I was gonna have to become
a sober, responsible adult
525
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,133
for the first time
in my life.
526
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:34,744
And maybe, just maybe,
if I did that,
527
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,486
I'd be fortunate enough
to get to do things
528
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:40,924
like spend time
with you two again.
529
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,800
My guess
was gonna be heroin.
530
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,541
No.
531
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,804
No drug could have ever gotten
me to that place of truth,
532
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,153
believe me.
533
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,677
I think you're wildly
underestimating heroin.
534
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:55,678
[Chuckles]
535
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,027
I just want to do
536
00:22:57,071 --> 00:23:00,204
all the things I never
had time for before.
537
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,773
Like watch this sunset,
for example.
538
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,039
Okay, how long
do I have to do this
539
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,737
before I'm able to say
that I did it?
540
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,436
-Most people wait 'til
it's actually completely set.
541
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,524
-[Sighs]
542
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:16,917
♪♪
543
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,006
Well, Jesus Christ.
Is it even moving?
544
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,486
["Everything's Coming Up Roses"
plays]
545
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:24,577
-Was there a time
when this was fun?
546
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:29,059
-♪ Everything's
coming up roses ♪
547
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:32,802
♪ For me and for you
35986
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
