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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,130 I REMEMBER 2 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,920 The puffballs! 3 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:34,140 "When the puffballs come, then winter is almost gone." 4 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:45,610 "When the puffballs soar, then Winter is no more." 5 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,860 I've got the best one! 6 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,600 - Ciccio, let's go to the seashore. - Look at this one! 7 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:12,850 In our town, the puffballs arrive hand in hand with spring. 8 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,580 These are the sort of puffballs that drift around, 9 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:24,480 soaring over the cemetery, where all rest in peace, 10 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:27,650 soaring over the beachfront and the Germans, newly arrived, 11 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,100 who don't feel the cold. 12 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,220 Drifting, drifting... 13 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:35,890 swirling... 14 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:38,640 swirling... swirling... 15 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:42,950 Drifting, drifting, drifting! 16 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,000 I'm the last of fourteen children. 17 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:51,470 By then my father had had enough, so he called me Definitivo. 18 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,970 If he'd had enough sooner, there'd have been one less chatterer. 19 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:57,320 Good evening. 20 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,680 See you in the square. 21 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:05,400 I've come for my sister. Am I too early? 22 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,190 Your sister's here. 23 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,990 Fiorella, I'm all done. Come in. 24 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,780 I better calm you down, you horny beast. What a body! 25 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:18,030 The bonfire's bigger this year than last. 26 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,870 You going to the bonfire tonight? What are you playing? 27 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,420 A brand-new tune I wrote. 28 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,340 Listen to this. 29 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,900 Now, Dad, we'll watch them light the bonfire, then off to bed. 30 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:50,400 The doctor says you must get to bed early. 31 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:53,450 The doctor's an asshole. I'll go to bed when I want. 32 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:57,030 Then you'll end up in the hospital, and this time I'll leave you there. 33 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,280 Blockheads! Numskulls! 34 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,420 Scram! That's my spot! 35 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,060 Creeps! 36 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,480 - Let me through! - Listen to this one. 37 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,560 One father can take care of 100 kids, 38 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:27,940 but 100 kids can't take care of one father. That's the gospel truth. 39 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:31,530 - I want to set off a firecracker. - Stay here! 40 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,680 Hey, Giudizio, catch! 41 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:42,850 I can, I command, I want! Long live Giudizio! 42 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:49,950 Volpina, have you made love today? 43 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,910 How many men did you service? 44 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:59,020 I bet you even dip a cock in your morning coffee. 45 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:00,930 Here she is! 46 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:08,650 You're the greatest, Gradisca. Greta Garbo's got nothing on you! 47 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:11,860 Let's go over there. 48 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,340 Ronald Colman, we're over here! 49 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,120 Giudizio, take this chair too. 50 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,890 Burn this one too. Put it on top. 51 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,410 Set the old witch in it. 52 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:34,910 I'll stuff that chair down your throat! Take it back home! 53 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,250 The old witch! 54 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,970 The old witch is here! 55 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:50,910 Let me marry her before you burn her! 56 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:56,110 What are you looking at? 57 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,650 I wasn't looking, I swear. 58 00:06:58,700 --> 00:06:59,700 Lay off! 59 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,590 Don't look. You'll get too excited. 60 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,350 Bring the firecrackers! 61 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,600 Light the bonfire and burn the old witch! 62 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:53,610 "Burn away, O witch so old. Burn the winter and the cold." 63 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,310 Here comes spring! 64 00:07:56,390 --> 00:08:02,090 - I don't have a match. - But your beloved has, my dear. 65 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:09,380 Long live the old witch! 66 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,970 Long live Giudizio! 67 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,700 I can, I command, I want! 68 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,780 Where's the ladder? 69 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,980 You want it? Take it! 70 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,340 Take it! 71 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:40,460 Hurry! I'm burning up! 72 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:48,310 In America I saw bonfires 300 feet high. 73 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:53,770 - When were you ever in America? - My parents are American. 74 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,480 I'll break your neck! 75 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,570 You should hear what my father can do with his ass! 76 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,420 Hurray for spring! 77 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:08,580 - It gives me a funny feeling. - Yeah, me too. 78 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:11,910 But winter's dying and spring is on its way. 79 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,960 I feel it all over me already! 80 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,630 Our respects, milord. Our respects, ma'am. 81 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:03,480 Our respects to you, little countess. 82 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:09,460 Drink a little. It'll do you good. 83 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:12,760 Look, even your aunt's drinking. 84 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:41,420 Good old Lallo! No one would know you're 60. 85 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:45,760 Look at that. Your brother really is an asshole. 86 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,410 He's just a kid. 87 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:55,650 Now watch the Malaysian tiger leap! 88 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,360 Watch it! 89 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:00,730 You'll catch it when we get home! 90 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:01,905 The heel came off. 91 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:04,170 Then he'll have to do without one! 92 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,920 Where's that other useless ass gone? 93 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,450 Ciccio, throw the big bang on the fire! 94 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,950 What are you up to? Off to bed with you! 95 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,200 I'll put you in boarding school! 96 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:27,010 It's Scureza di Corpol? "The Fart." Go to it, Scureza! 97 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,600 Bravo, Scureza! 98 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:55,330 The origins of this town are lost in the mists of time. 99 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:59,080 In the municipal museum, there are stone implements... 100 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,830 - All the best. - My respects. 101 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,960 That date to prehistoric times. 102 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,510 I myself have found some graffiti of great antiquity 103 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,260 in caves on Count Lovignano's estate. 104 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:15,470 Be that as it may, the first date we know for certain is 268 BC, 105 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:20,020 when this became a Roman colony and the start of the Emilian Way. 106 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,170 Mr. Lawyer! 107 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:30,610 That, too, is characteristic of the irreverent nature of these people, 108 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,860 who bear Roman and Celtic blood in their veins. 109 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:38,240 Theirs is an exuberant, generous, tenacious nature. 110 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:42,090 The divine Dante, Pascoli, D'Annunzio 111 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:46,240 and many others have lauded this land, 112 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,720 and innumerable are its sons who have contributed greatly 113 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:54,770 to art, science, religion and politics. 114 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,300 Who is that? 115 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,640 You think you're funny, 116 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:03,140 but you're too cowardly to show your face. 117 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,590 Show yourself. 118 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:09,600 Come out here and I'll teach you a thing or two! 119 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,050 - Mr. Lawyer. - Yeah, yeah. 120 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:26,340 Gentlemen! 121 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,240 What's all this? 122 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:46,150 - Shall we take our places? - If you insist, headmaster. 123 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,690 But I never come out well in pictures. 124 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:54,040 You boys in the back, get up on the bench. 125 00:13:57,290 --> 00:14:01,450 - What is it now, De Santis? - It wasn't me, sir! 126 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,500 Aldina. 127 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,230 Look - it looks like you. 128 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,020 What's going on? 129 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:29,070 Gigliozzi! 130 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,650 Take your seat. 131 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,800 Put it down her back. 132 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:38,010 Hold it like that, please. 133 00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,090 What is this? 134 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:44,540 A stone. 135 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,460 - Yes, but what is it? - I know. 136 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:51,500 - It's for a slingshot. - An elephant's testicle? 137 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,500 I'll tell you. It's a pendulum. 138 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:57,680 You've certainly all seen a grandfather clock. 139 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,630 And how does it go? 140 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:17,320 Where did Tiberius retire to upon giving up command of the empire? 141 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:18,370 Capri. 142 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:30,550 - When was Agrippina killed? - 69 AD. 143 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,840 Why did you give me a zero? Wasn't it 69? 144 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,020 It was 59 AD. 145 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,240 Are you sure? 146 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:45,890 What do you mean, am I sure? It was 59 AD! 147 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,840 Damn it! I knew it! 148 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,900 You'll drive me crazy! Get back to your seat! 149 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,850 Why couldn't it have been 69? 150 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,380 There will come a day 151 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,645 when a renewed Italy 152 00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:05,740 will take to the field of battle on her own behalf 153 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:09,250 and not to defend her soil for others, with their weapons. 154 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:13,960 Being spirit, the Universal becomes incarnate in the state 155 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:18,010 and cannot but enter into the true nature of the church. 156 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,772 But this reconciliation between church 157 00:16:20,817 --> 00:16:23,430 and state came about through a deity 158 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:28,140 who brought order to members of church and state, 159 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,350 demanding iron discipline and the right to intervene 160 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,770 in every aspect of individual life. 161 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,020 He is God's chosen son 162 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,690 because he has the same power as the Father. 163 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:43,910 Then there is the Holy Spirit, to be placed on the same level 164 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,120 as the Father and the Son. Is that clear? 165 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:50,960 That is why God is one and also a trinity. 166 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,910 Today we'll speak of the great Giotto. 167 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,800 Whose balls exploded like this! 168 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,380 Do you know, boys and girls, 169 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:05,230 why Giotto is so important in Italian painting? 170 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:10,930 I'll tell you: Because he invented perspective. 171 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,380 Per-spec-tive! 172 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:22,530 Teacher, may I leave the room? Bobo let a real stinker! 173 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:23,780 What's that? 174 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,630 You're crazy. 175 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,410 It's not true. I never fart. 176 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:31,060 - You do too. - I do not. 177 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:33,380 Alboino... 178 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,080 signed the peace. 179 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,300 Gigliozzi, out! 180 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,810 This one isn't difficult. Solve it. 181 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,690 Why did you stop? You were doing fine. 182 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:03,440 What were you trying to do? 183 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,880 - Give me a clue. - Pass it here. 184 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,940 Just think a moment. 185 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,040 X9 plus the square root of K3. 186 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,550 It's obvious! 187 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,470 Move over. What have you done here? 188 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:26,680 We'll go through it together. What's this here? 189 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:31,220 What's this here, I said. You must know how to read. 190 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:33,370 But I - - Keep quiet! 191 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:44,610 X9 plus the square root of K3... 192 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,450 There's your answer. 193 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,040 X1 = 140. 194 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,790 X2 = 3/5ths of the total, less the difference. 195 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,240 Is that clear? 196 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,250 What have you done? 197 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,700 Are you crazy? 198 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,310 Janitor! 199 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:26,570 - Greek is so beautiful, isn't it? - You betcha. 200 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,220 It's so musical. 201 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,610 Emarpszamen. Repeat after me. 202 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,960 Quiet. 203 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,710 Quiet down, the rest of you. Try it again. 204 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,710 - Teacher, could you be so kind - - As to what? 205 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,960 Could I hear it again? 206 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,870 Certainly. Listen. 207 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,720 Careful with the tongue. 208 00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:57,670 It has to go here, against the palate. 209 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,890 Then spit it out. 210 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:10,790 Quiet. 211 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,440 Try once more. 212 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,790 You see? Greek is so difficult. 213 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,140 What did you do with your tongue? 214 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,660 Don't stick it out so far. 215 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,040 - Like this? - That's right. 216 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:45,300 - Back to your seat, damn it! - I nearly had it that time. 217 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,470 - Who's that? - It's Ciccio. 218 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:54,490 - Let me have that. - Just one drag, okay? 219 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:58,240 Is it true Aldina tore up yet another of your poems? 220 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,040 Yeah, but I've got another one. 221 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:04,690 "What a kind, gentle maiden thou art, Aldina. 222 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:09,500 You set my heart beating like a steam hammer." 223 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:15,640 - It's so nice and warm outside. - I prefer Aldina's mother. 224 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:20,390 I wonder who's down on the beach this morning. 225 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,370 Fu Manchu! 226 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920 Volpina! 227 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:56,000 Volpina, come here! 228 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,060 What are you doing here? 229 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:07,440 What do you want? 230 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:09,390 I lost my pussycat. 231 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:11,030 Really? 232 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:15,410 There are no cats around here. 233 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:17,330 Go on home now. 234 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,730 It's hot, isn't it? 235 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:24,320 Aren't you all hot? 236 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,730 She's an odd one, eh? 237 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,170 Be a good girl and run on home. 238 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,520 There are no cats here. 239 00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:36,350 Hey, boss! 240 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,370 Mortar wrote another poem. 241 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,930 When do you manage to write these poems? 242 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:45,680 Mortar, let the boss hear your poem. 243 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,300 Let's hear it. 244 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:51,560 What's it called? 245 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:54,070 - "Bricks." - Good title. 246 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,990 "My grandfather made bricks." 247 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,240 My father made bricks. 248 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,340 I make bricks too, 249 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,180 "but where's my house?" 250 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,880 Very true. I get your point. 251 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:15,340 Quite right. But I, too, was once a poor man, 252 00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:18,300 and I gradually worked my way up to master builder. 253 00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:21,470 Things don't just fall in your lap. 254 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,890 You have to be patient. You have to work. 255 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:28,440 With hard work, you can do it. You have to work. 256 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,290 Aren't we working? 257 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,720 That's enough! 258 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,700 No drinking before the soup. 259 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:43,580 - Not before the soup. - Is that engraved somewhere? 260 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,700 Your stomach will swell up. I read it in the paper. 261 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:51,000 - Keep your hands to yourself! - There's a spoon missing. 262 00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:54,450 - Is it hot, Lallino? - A little. 263 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:59,890 - Gimme a lot! - You'll get your share. 264 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:06,620 Would you like some more, Lallo? There's a little left. 265 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,730 - Has it got enough salt? - Yes, Grandpa. 266 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:15,860 - Gina, give Grandpa a little. - He's already eaten. 267 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:20,030 My father's father was known as "Big Meat." 268 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,680 He lived to be 107 and he was still doing it! 269 00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,850 I can't take anymore. 270 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 So? 271 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:37,250 So when I was little, he taught me to eat at 11:00 in the morning, 272 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,880 before the sun burns your head, 273 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,680 and at 4:00 in the afternoon. 274 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,630 Otherwise food is like poison 275 00:24:44,770 --> 00:24:46,850 that gets into your blood. 276 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,700 Aren't you eating? 277 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:54,560 What did you do to your mother? 278 00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:55,610 Nothing. 279 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:58,400 It's nothing they did! 280 00:24:58,450 --> 00:24:59,650 Damn it all! 281 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,450 I get up at 4:00 a.m. and slave away all day like a mule, 282 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:08,056 and when I come home for a crust of 283 00:25:08,101 --> 00:25:11,800 bread, I find a bunch of long faces! 284 00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:16,500 Now you won't have to look at this one! 285 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:21,550 Ma'am, it's time to take the water off the stove. 286 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:25,760 - What's the matter? - Nothing! 287 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:28,050 - Then eat something! - I don't want anything! 288 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:31,100 - Why not? - Because I don't! 289 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,440 - Shut the door. It's cold. - Just a minute. 290 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,790 I'm still convalescing. 291 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:43,160 - Who can that be at this hour? - How would I know! 292 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,310 - Shall I go? - Yes. 293 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,080 You think my fanny's a good-luck charm? 294 00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:54,410 Chicken always gets stuck in my teeth. 295 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:56,750 Okay if I take a little more, Dad? 296 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,800 Hands off! 297 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,340 - Just a wing. - I'll do the serving here. 298 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:03,800 Tell me, Miranda: Did you put mint in this? 299 00:26:03,850 --> 00:26:07,250 What do you mean, mint? It's sage. 300 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,430 But you noticed something was different, didn't you? 301 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,980 Lallino has a sensitive palate. 302 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,630 Gina! Who is it? 303 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:23,440 - Well? - It's Mr. Biondi. 304 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:27,410 - Right when I'm eating! - Isn't he the bishop's cousin? 305 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,660 Are you bottomless pits or what? 306 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:33,120 Anyone would think I never fed you! 307 00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:37,170 - Uncle, watch. - If your dad sees you! 308 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:40,770 Uncle, do that trick for us. 309 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,790 Come on, just once. 310 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:45,130 Look, Titta! 311 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,100 Bravo! 312 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,040 - Isn't that hard, Uncle? - Well, you know... 313 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,400 Good wine, this Sangiovese. 314 00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:12,620 By the way, where were you last night? 315 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:14,470 Me? At the movies. 316 00:27:16,050 --> 00:27:18,120 And what was showing? 317 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:23,880 The Americans were trying to penetrate Comanche territory. 318 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:26,010 They built a bridge for the railroad, 319 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:31,180 but the Indians shot arrows at them. It was a massacre! 320 00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:33,390 I'll massacre you, you little hooligan! 321 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,040 What's going on? 322 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,190 - I didn't do anything! - Aurelio, leave him alone! 323 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,940 I'll put you in the hospital! 324 00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:43,990 People are watching. 325 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:51,410 Starting tomorrow, no more school, no more allowance! 326 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,580 He can start working with me! 327 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,750 - And how will you pay me? - With a hammer in the face! 328 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,250 You have to tell me who fathered this piece of shit! 329 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,960 At his age, I'd already been working for three years! 330 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:07,800 Right, and you gave all your money to Grandma! 331 00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:10,840 That's enough now! Come in and eat! 332 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:11,890 Hello. 333 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:20,100 Everyone in town laughs at us, even the roosters. 334 00:28:20,150 --> 00:28:23,221 In my own home, I'll do as I please! 335 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,820 Listen to His Royal Highness! 336 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,770 Give me your brother's plate. 337 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:34,160 - Where are you going with that? - What did he do? 338 00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:37,290 What did he do? I'll show you what he did! 339 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,840 What did he do? 340 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:45,420 What did your brother do? Speak up! I don't know! 341 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:49,090 This is Mr. Biondi's hat. He was at the movies last night. 342 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:52,440 Just smell it. Know who did that? 343 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,840 That delinquent son of yours. 344 00:28:54,890 --> 00:28:58,560 He pissed over the balcony rail, right on Biondi's head. 345 00:28:58,610 --> 00:29:00,600 It cost me three bills! 346 00:29:00,650 --> 00:29:03,850 I'm sure it was those juvenile delinquents he hangs around with! 347 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:04,900 Enough! 348 00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:10,280 Stop taking his side! He's getting worse and worse! 349 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:15,160 They're a pair of little hoodlums! You've brought them up wrong! 350 00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:19,510 Then you do it! Let's see how well you do! 351 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:23,420 I can't stand any more! I'm going crazy! 352 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,870 I'm going mad! 353 00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:29,190 I'll kill the whole lot of you! 354 00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:35,440 I'll put strychnine in your soup! 355 00:29:36,690 --> 00:29:38,690 That's what I'll do! 356 00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,540 One, two, three... 357 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,080 - But I'll kill myself first! - Good. 358 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:57,200 - Right now! - Go ahead. 359 00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:01,120 You'll see! I'll kill myself first! 360 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:05,030 Uncle, look at Dad! 361 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:19,260 Why do these things happen to me? What have I done? 362 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:31,070 Goddamn it all! 363 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:40,240 - Did you hurt yourself? - What are you doing on the floor? 364 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:57,012 Hey, man, avoid this one if you can. 365 00:30:57,057 --> 00:30:58,500 Not the hat! 366 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:01,690 Evening, headmaster. 367 00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:10,590 - There's Gradisca! - Where? 368 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,581 If you give the archbishop permission 369 00:31:26,626 --> 00:31:29,250 to sell holy pictures in the schools, 370 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:32,700 I'm sure there'll be no need to... 371 00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:47,930 When are you showing The Vale of Love with Gary Cooper? 372 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,880 Next week, my dear. 373 00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:51,190 Thank you. 374 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:54,520 When can your little prince come to bed with you? 375 00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:58,070 You'll get my purse over your head! 376 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,520 Such behavior! 377 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,540 Get lost, Giudizio. 378 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,160 It was beautiful! I had a good cry! 379 00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:12,910 Romanesque, 13th century, perfectly preserved. 380 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:20,880 Mullion windows. Excuse me. I'll continue later. 381 00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:26,140 Lallo, read the telegram "White Feather" got from Stockholm. 382 00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:30,140 "Come immediately. Cannot live without you. Inge." 383 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:33,400 Is she the bucktoothed one from last summer? 384 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:38,450 Are you going? It'll be damned cold up there now! 385 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,500 If I shot them, they'd call me a murderer. 386 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:50,260 I'll throw them all in a pit of lime! 387 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,630 Get the hell out of here! 388 00:32:56,260 --> 00:33:01,460 I couldn't leave Mamma behind for those buck teeth. 389 00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:04,490 Look at Madam's new girls. 390 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:08,940 Hey, look! 391 00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:21,660 See the big one with the hood? 392 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,160 Here I am! 393 00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:28,330 Me too! 394 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,740 It's my God-given right to... 395 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,180 A lovely man. A lot like Wallace Beery. 396 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:45,760 With that beard, he looked like a French duke. 397 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,000 That's some cargo! 398 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:05,050 Good night, King Vittorio. Good night, everybody. 399 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,180 This is the Victory Monument. 400 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,430 We used to visit it every day. 401 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,180 And I dreamed about it at night too. 402 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,140 - I'm going, Mamma. - Make a good confession. 403 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:21,020 If you've had anything to drink, you can't receive communion. 404 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:24,230 You can drink water. You just can't eat anything. 405 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,780 Not even water. 406 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,400 And tell him that you're a delinquent, 407 00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:33,200 that you upset your mother and father, and that you answer back. 408 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:36,410 And that you curse everything, understand? 409 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:37,560 Everything! 410 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:43,750 Who's first? 411 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:01,040 How long since your last confession? 412 00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:02,110 Christmas. 413 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,429 My God! Mass on days of obligation? 414 00:36:04,474 --> 00:36:06,360 Except when I had the mumps. 415 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:08,834 Do you honor your father and mother? 416 00:36:08,879 --> 00:36:09,879 Yes. 417 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,650 No, not like that! 418 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,396 White on one side, yellow on the other. 419 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:15,740 What's it matter? 420 00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:19,890 - It's a question of aesthetics. - Fine. 421 00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:22,960 Now then, do you honor your father and mother? 422 00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:27,300 Yes, but they don't honor me. They beat me. 423 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:30,614 You must annoy them. Do you tell lies? 424 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:31,760 I have to. 425 00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:33,680 Do you covet others' goods? 426 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:37,390 The small flowers go in the small vases. 427 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,430 What did you say you covet? 428 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,150 My pal Bragger's got a raincoat with metal buckles 429 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,570 like the detective's in the William Powell-Myrna Loy films. 430 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:50,110 Do you commit impure acts? Do you touch yourself? 431 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:55,460 Do you know St. Louis weeps when you touch yourself? 432 00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:58,680 Let him weep. 433 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:03,040 I'm not gonna tell you. You'll only tell Dad. 434 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:05,630 Don't tell me you don't touch yourself. 435 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,090 How can you not, when you see the woman in the tobacco shop, 436 00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:12,470 as stacked as she is, and she says... 437 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,820 Export brand? 438 00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:20,140 And the math teacher who looks just like a lion? 439 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:21,590 Mother of God! 440 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:28,020 How can you not touch yourself when she looks at you that way? 441 00:37:28,070 --> 00:37:31,360 What do you think we come to see on St. Anthony's day, 442 00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:36,210 when they bless the animals? The sheep's butts? 443 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:59,350 See how he's looking at me? 444 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,810 How can I tell him about Volpina 445 00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:05,360 and the time I pumped up her tires? 446 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:11,980 I didn't know people kissed like that. Did you? 447 00:38:12,030 --> 00:38:13,950 With their tongues going in and out? 448 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,200 I'll ask the questions here. 449 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,250 Go on. 450 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,330 Then there's Gradisca. 451 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:24,120 Last summer I saw her going into the movie theater. 452 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,270 It's not - You see... 453 00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:29,470 I'm crazy about Gradisca. 454 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,560 I want a wife just like her. 455 00:38:35,770 --> 00:38:37,170 She was alone. 456 00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:41,110 There, right before my eyes. 457 00:38:48,490 --> 00:38:50,090 I changed seats. 458 00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:56,310 I changed seats again... 459 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:00,870 and again. 460 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,410 And finally... 461 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,610 Looking for something? 462 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,990 I sat there like an asshole. 463 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,700 I could have jumped in the harbor. 464 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:43,660 Father Balosa can't understand these things. 465 00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:46,330 But since I had to say something, 466 00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:49,920 I said I'd touched myself once, just a little, 467 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,840 but that I regretted it immediately. 468 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,000 He was happy with that. 469 00:39:55,050 --> 00:39:57,581 I had to say three Our Fathers, Hail 470 00:39:57,626 --> 00:40:00,130 Marys and Glorias, and that was it. 471 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:06,180 You're absolved. Three Our Fathers, Hail Marys and Glorias. 472 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,100 Do you touch yourself? 473 00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:14,320 Just look at those rings under your eyes. 474 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,070 You obviously do. 475 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:17,780 Just once. 476 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,100 In the garage. 477 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,650 - Quit it! - What? 478 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,820 Always touching me. 479 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:32,230 - Jean Harlow! - Gradisca! 480 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,680 The tobacco lady's tits! 481 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:36,920 - The girl at the circus! - Which one? 482 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:39,340 With the fishnet stockings. 483 00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:40,390 Aldina! 484 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,740 No, Aldina's mine! I'll smack your face! 485 00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:03,850 Platoon, attention! 486 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,230 There he is! 487 00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:13,610 Comrades! 488 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,620 Hail Il Duce! 489 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:23,710 We hail Il Duce with grateful hearts and the Fascist salute! 490 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,020 The greeting of Imperial Rome 491 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:29,810 that shows us... 492 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:36,410 the path of destiny that Fascist Italy must follow. 493 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,340 Let me touch him! I want to touch him! 494 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,290 Long live Il Duce! 495 00:43:24,510 --> 00:43:28,430 Ninety-nine per cent of the population are party members. 496 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,930 We have 1,200 Young Fascist boys and 3,000 Young Fascist girls. 497 00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:34,720 Our Fascist hearts beat as one, 498 00:43:34,770 --> 00:43:37,730 but the work on the maritime front needs attention. 499 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:40,475 This marvelous enthusiasm makes us 500 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,570 young and yet so old at the same time. 501 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:47,190 Young, because Fascism has rejuvenated our blood 502 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,570 with glowing ideals from ancient times. 503 00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:54,920 All I can say is Mussolini's got two balls this big! 504 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,860 Today, April 21 st, we celebrate the 505 00:43:58,905 --> 00:44:00,710 birth of Rome, the Eternal City. 506 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,750 What does that mean? That we must respect the monuments, 507 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,000 the ruins that Rome has left us, 508 00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:14,660 which is what I've done all along, despite being razzed at night. 509 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,260 Do we not see, on this glorious, sun-filled day, 510 00:44:27,830 --> 00:44:31,160 that the Italian sun, forever free, 511 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:34,370 is a divine sign that the heavens are on our side? 512 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,420 Miranda. 513 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,620 - Who locked the gate? - I did. 514 00:44:41,670 --> 00:44:43,250 - Why? - You know why. 515 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,300 Unlock it. 516 00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:48,380 You've heard what's been going on in the piazza all day. 517 00:44:48,430 --> 00:44:50,830 Open up. I have business to take care of. 518 00:44:50,930 --> 00:44:51,930 Nothing doing. 519 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:54,435 You're staying at home. What's all this stuff? 520 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,160 If I wanted to be a widow, I'd kill you myself. 521 00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:59,480 I'll strangle you with your neckerchief! 522 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,230 Think I'm scared of those black-shirted lice? 523 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,880 Give me the key. 524 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,400 Damn it all! 525 00:45:09,870 --> 00:45:13,970 Why is it that whenever there's a rally, 526 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,200 I have to stay home? This is the last straw! 527 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,650 One, two, three, four... 528 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,890 These youth are sturdy as rock. 529 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,940 Yes, sturdy as rock. 530 00:45:38,310 --> 00:45:39,410 One, two... 531 00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:54,630 Hail Il Duce! 532 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,540 Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi, 533 00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:20,330 do you wish to marry Young Fascist Aldina Cordini? 534 00:46:22,110 --> 00:46:25,850 And you, Young Fascist Aldina Cordini, 535 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:31,000 do you wish to marry Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi? 536 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,730 Bravo, Ciccio! 537 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,090 Comrades, they speak of "bread and work," 538 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:59,240 but wouldn't "bread and wine" be better? 539 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,990 - Fernet. - Coffee. 540 00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:11,750 Just a soft drink. 541 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,060 Three cheers for our comrade! 542 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:26,660 - Difficult shot. - Yes, Your Excellency. 543 00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:31,210 - Difficult shot. - Indeed, Your Excellency. 544 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,240 I wouldn't like to go up against him. 545 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,400 - Who killed the lights? - Attilio, light a candle. 546 00:47:56,450 --> 00:47:57,950 Light a candle! 547 00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:03,410 There's a phonograph up above. 548 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,920 What are you saying? 549 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:09,550 Silence! 550 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:14,500 - That's the "Internationale"! - What's that? 551 00:48:14,550 --> 00:48:16,170 The anthem of subversives. 552 00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:17,970 Where's it coming from? 553 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,380 Where are you hiding, you scoundrel? 554 00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:21,530 Incredible! 555 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,350 Show yourself, coward! 556 00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:33,750 We await your orders, sir! 557 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:37,120 Everyone is to go home! 558 00:48:39,410 --> 00:48:41,710 And close your windows! 559 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,640 Get inside, you! 560 00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:47,250 Go home! 561 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,240 What are you doing there? Go home! 562 00:49:11,110 --> 00:49:13,010 Hey! He's up there! 563 00:49:15,070 --> 00:49:16,470 Come home now! 564 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,260 Up in the bell tower! 565 00:49:59,490 --> 00:50:00,490 To arms. 566 00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:06,680 We are Fascists We fight the Communists. 567 00:50:14,090 --> 00:50:16,290 GOD - COUNTRY - FAMILY 568 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,000 You're free to go. 569 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,800 You can go home. 570 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,740 You see? We Fascists aren't all that bad. 571 00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:49,090 We didn't harm a single hair on your head. 572 00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:52,580 More like a cozy little kaffeeklatsch. 573 00:50:52,630 --> 00:50:54,830 Good night, sonny boy. 574 00:50:57,550 --> 00:50:59,050 Bring him here. 575 00:51:13,690 --> 00:51:15,490 Take off your hat. 576 00:51:16,690 --> 00:51:20,090 Sorry, it's a habit. Even at home. 577 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,900 Why don't you give the Roman salute? 578 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,780 I didn't know it was mandatory. 579 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:29,570 I know nothing about politics. 580 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:30,620 Sit down. 581 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:35,410 So you know nothing about politics. 582 00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:38,360 Yet you've been heard to say, 583 00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:43,920 "If Mussolini keeps on like this, I really don't know." 584 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:48,370 What did you mean by "I really don't know"? 585 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,550 I never said anything like that. 586 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,220 I generally only talk about my work. Perhaps I said, 587 00:51:55,270 --> 00:51:59,060 "I really don't know how politics work." 588 00:51:59,110 --> 00:52:00,710 Was it a threat? 589 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,440 Certainly not. 590 00:52:02,490 --> 00:52:06,280 - Lack of faith in Fascism? - No. Why? 591 00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:12,530 - Or perhaps subversive propaganda? - No, I'd have no reason. 592 00:52:13,710 --> 00:52:18,710 And you know nothing about the phonograph either? 593 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,900 Phonograph? 594 00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:22,450 Don't get smart! Answer! 595 00:52:23,970 --> 00:52:26,880 I was asleep. These guys woke me up. 596 00:52:26,930 --> 00:52:31,130 I didn't even have time to put on my tie. 597 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,980 Your tie... or your anarchist's neckerchief? 598 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,140 What neckerchief? 599 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:48,720 Would you like to drink a toast to the triumph of Fascism? 600 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,490 Really, at this hour... 601 00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:52,840 At this hour! 602 00:52:55,670 --> 00:52:59,700 You fools! Trying our patience like this! 603 00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:04,130 You must drink to a Fascist victory, my friend. 604 00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:07,170 Don't make us crack your skulls open to convince you 605 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:10,090 that Fascism is for your protection and dignity! 606 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:14,540 To hell with you ignorant bunch of animals! 607 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:20,350 - This is castor oil. - Drink it. 608 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,600 No. Why should I? What did I do? 609 00:53:27,030 --> 00:53:30,030 What are you doing? Let me go! 610 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,900 Be a good boy, now. Open your mouth. 611 00:53:36,830 --> 00:53:38,830 Don't make me angry. 612 00:53:39,290 --> 00:53:42,090 Drink up. It'll do you good. 613 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:45,710 Just look at him, a man of his age. 614 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,360 He's a disgrace! 615 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,850 You vomiting on my shoes? 616 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,080 This is what saddens us. 617 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,720 This utter refusal to understand. 618 00:53:58,770 --> 00:53:59,770 Why? 619 00:54:01,730 --> 00:54:02,730 Why? 620 00:54:03,570 --> 00:54:06,675 There must be something wrong with your head. 621 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:10,530 Have some more. It'll clear up those ideas of yours. 622 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:14,610 - You'll pay for this. - Send us the bill. 623 00:54:14,660 --> 00:54:17,360 Good heavens, 2:00 o'clock. 624 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,040 What happened? 625 00:54:56,910 --> 00:54:59,210 You won't listen to me. 626 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:03,350 You'll see. 627 00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:13,300 Stand up. 628 00:55:17,890 --> 00:55:19,590 Dry yourself off. 629 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,600 Don't catch cold. 630 00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:31,910 Dad! 631 00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:34,780 Go to bed! 632 00:55:35,830 --> 00:55:37,330 God, he stinks! 633 00:55:41,330 --> 00:55:45,790 If the person who squealed is who I think it was, 634 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,790 he'd better move to another continent 635 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,340 or I'll eat his guts out! 636 00:55:51,590 --> 00:55:54,250 I'll have his balls for dinner! 637 00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:56,900 Traitorous son of a bitch! 638 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,080 The Grand Hotel. 639 00:56:04,310 --> 00:56:06,910 I call her "the Old Lady." 640 00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:12,650 I come here every year to sip the nectar of love. 641 00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:16,280 I offer tenderness and yearn for tenderness in return. 642 00:56:16,330 --> 00:56:19,400 I'm the only one in town who visits the Grand Hotel. 643 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:21,660 They say Gradisca was here once, 644 00:56:21,710 --> 00:56:25,700 and it was because of that highly improbable adventure 645 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,000 that she came to be called Gradisca. 646 00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:31,450 Her real name is Ninola. 647 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:34,340 But one winter night three years ago... 648 00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:36,880 Don't let us down, Ninola. 649 00:56:36,930 --> 00:56:39,170 The prince is a handsome man. 650 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:44,260 If he looks satisfied, mention the work on the harbor. 651 00:56:44,310 --> 00:56:46,890 One word from him is all it would take. 652 00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:49,680 Be polite. Speak proper Italian. 653 00:56:49,730 --> 00:56:52,690 He's a real prince, not just any old asshole. 654 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:55,770 Besides, it's a great opportunity for you too. 655 00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:56,920 The harbor. 656 01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:21,580 Mr. Prince, sir... 657 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:26,760 gradisca! (Whatever you desire) 658 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,200 And that's how Ninola came to be called Gradisca. 659 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,910 Mind you, I don't attribute much truth to that story, 660 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,990 nor to the one that Biscein tells. 661 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,040 He's a born liar. He makes up a new one every day. 662 01:00:40,090 --> 01:00:42,390 A couple of years back, 663 01:00:42,630 --> 01:00:46,210 an emir arrived with his 30 concubines. 664 01:00:46,260 --> 01:00:47,960 I saw him arrive. 665 01:02:34,870 --> 01:02:37,833 The emir locked all 30 rooms up tight 666 01:02:37,878 --> 01:02:40,410 every night. That much is true. 667 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:46,260 It's the rest of Biscein's story that leaks like a sieve. 668 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:51,250 The silly man claims that on that very night... 669 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:54,800 Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds! 670 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,840 I'm coming, girls! 671 01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:25,950 Come on, Biscein. 672 01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:36,480 Sweet Jesus, the pussy! 673 01:04:29,030 --> 01:04:31,430 One, two, three, four... 674 01:04:33,490 --> 01:04:36,610 He claims that, between the beautiful girls and the ugly ones, 675 01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:40,560 he polished off 28 of them that night. 676 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:45,960 Uncle! 677 01:04:50,130 --> 01:04:56,530 Are you Polish? Only Polish women have that fire in their eyes. 678 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,020 Uncle's a great dancer. 679 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:14,750 Commandant... ladies... 680 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:18,860 Then you must be Czech, 681 01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:21,860 because only Czech women have that fire in their eyes. 682 01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:25,240 I know Italian: Bellissimo, buona sera, 683 01:05:25,290 --> 01:05:27,410 Michelangelo, fanculo, 684 01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:28,560 o sole mio. 685 01:05:46,770 --> 01:05:48,070 Good evening. 686 01:06:05,330 --> 01:06:08,130 - Uncle! - Get out of here! 687 01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:10,810 Jesus, the asshole waiter! 688 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:32,770 You see sea? 689 01:06:34,150 --> 01:06:36,950 You take walk with me. Come. 690 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:46,700 Leopardi wrote poetry. Do you know Leopardi? 691 01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:49,850 No, this is my first time here. 692 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,440 Dante Alighieri here. 693 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:54,900 Leopardi here, 694 01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:56,390 or even here. 695 01:06:57,010 --> 01:06:58,010 Oh, good! 696 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:19,300 How did it go? 697 01:07:19,490 --> 01:07:20,980 How do you think? 698 01:07:21,030 --> 01:07:24,610 I always find German women to be pushovers. 699 01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:27,360 She's really fallen for me. 700 01:07:27,910 --> 01:07:33,610 And to prove it, she even offered me posterior intimacy. 701 01:07:55,690 --> 01:07:56,690 Uncle! 702 01:07:58,940 --> 01:08:01,440 Uncle Teo was Dad's brother. 703 01:08:01,490 --> 01:08:05,190 We took him out for a ride once a month in the summer. 704 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:06,440 He's coming. 705 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,400 Here he comes. 706 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,230 Hello, Uncle. 707 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,250 How are things, Teo? 708 01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:27,100 He's happy, Mamma. 709 01:08:28,430 --> 01:08:31,930 - He's looking well. - Yes, he is. 710 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,040 Watch your step. 711 01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:38,860 - Here he is. - Hello, Uncle. 712 01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:41,350 - How are you? - And how are you? 713 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,900 I'm fine. I go to school. 714 01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:50,620 We're taking you to the farm for some passatelli. 715 01:08:51,290 --> 01:08:53,570 What do you think of that? 716 01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:55,720 Look, Dad's here too. 717 01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:59,650 My boy! Give Dad a kiss. 718 01:09:01,550 --> 01:09:04,130 - He's doing well. - He's doing okay. 719 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:07,090 He's grown, hasn't he? He's in the fifth grade. 720 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:11,510 And that one got dead drunk the other night. 721 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,010 - Teo, how are things? - I'm much better. 722 01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:17,060 Mamma, the pastries. 723 01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:20,980 Uncle, Mamma brought you some pastries. 724 01:09:21,030 --> 01:09:23,930 We'll be back before evening. 725 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,700 Here, have a smoke on me. 726 01:09:27,070 --> 01:09:29,170 Sit here next to Dad. 727 01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:35,200 Is Father Pazzaglia still alive? 728 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,580 He's been dead ten years now. 729 01:09:37,630 --> 01:09:40,000 He's been gone quite some time. 730 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:44,790 - He was alive last year. - That was Father Amedeo. 731 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,340 Is he dead too? 732 01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:48,550 No, he's alive. 733 01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:51,670 Exactly. That's what I was saying. 734 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:56,390 I saw him last year, walking along with a bunch of flowers. 735 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:59,240 I wonder where he was going. 736 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:06,280 Teo was a bright lad when he was eight. 737 01:10:06,530 --> 01:10:08,530 No offense, Aurelio, 738 01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:13,370 but Teo was much smarter than you in school. 739 01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:16,780 I grant you that. That's quite true. 740 01:10:16,830 --> 01:10:18,780 He still is, even now. 741 01:10:18,830 --> 01:10:21,630 You like being with us, Teo? 742 01:10:22,170 --> 01:10:26,710 Uncle, the sea's over there, like a blue streak. 743 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,460 Dad, can I drive? 744 01:10:29,890 --> 01:10:33,010 Come on, I'm just sitting here! Let me drive! 745 01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:38,260 That'd be the first time a mule ever drove a horse! 746 01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,970 That road is shorter. 747 01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:44,060 That's an awful road, full of potholes 748 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:46,350 big enough to swallow up our carriage. 749 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:50,000 - Is something wrong? - His pocket. 750 01:10:53,990 --> 01:10:57,890 Why do you carry those in your pocket? 751 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:01,430 These stones? 752 01:11:04,050 --> 01:11:08,550 - Aren't they heavy? - Stones are beautiful. 753 01:11:13,310 --> 01:11:15,110 Stop the carriage. 754 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,090 - What is it? - Teo needs to take a leak. 755 01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:20,640 If he has to... 756 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:26,920 Watch your step getting down. 757 01:11:28,780 --> 01:11:31,020 - You too? - What of it? 758 01:11:31,070 --> 01:11:34,070 Don't be long, Grandpa. I'm hungry. 759 01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,950 My father's father used to say, 760 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,660 "To be fit as a fiddle, you have to piddle. 761 01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:44,510 To be fit as a frog, pee like a dog." 762 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:47,640 What a beautiful green, Teo! 763 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:55,260 - Nice mare. How old is she? - Three years and two months. 764 01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:59,760 She's got just one bad habit: She can't stand train whistles. 765 01:11:59,810 --> 01:12:02,050 When I'm waiting my turn at the station, 766 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,770 it's really a job to hold her! 767 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:08,020 What'll you give her to eat today? Some cappelletti. 768 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:10,060 You forgot to unbutton your fly. 769 01:12:10,110 --> 01:12:12,710 Uncle pissed in his pants! 770 01:12:15,330 --> 01:12:17,360 And they said he was okay! 771 01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:19,910 You didn't undo your fly. 772 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,000 He forgot. 773 01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:28,210 It's true. The sea looks like a blue streak. 774 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,500 Uncle, you pissed in your pants! 775 01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:31,550 Shut up! 776 01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:34,700 He didn't open the shop! 777 01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:39,080 No matter. You can change at the farm. 778 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,560 Come here, or I'll throw myself under the wheels! 779 01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:48,930 Sit down, you little hoodlum! 780 01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:50,680 Shall we move on? 781 01:12:50,860 --> 01:12:51,860 Go, go! 782 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,300 Another fine meal. 783 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,120 You all go and see the spring. 784 01:13:08,170 --> 01:13:10,830 My son Teo and I will stay here 785 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,500 and have another glass of wine. 786 01:13:12,550 --> 01:13:14,450 Fine, but just one. 787 01:13:15,890 --> 01:13:18,190 Know what I'm gonna do? 788 01:13:18,850 --> 01:13:19,950 Take a nap. 789 01:13:21,890 --> 01:13:25,100 Good. It'll be nice here in the shade. 790 01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:27,930 The egg's lovely, isn't it, Teo? 791 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:29,780 I'm like that too. 792 01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:33,060 I can stare at an egg for hours, 793 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:38,190 wondering how nature can make things so perfect. 794 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:42,240 'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you! 795 01:13:42,290 --> 01:13:43,490 Oh, lay off! 796 01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:46,410 See you back here later. 797 01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:48,330 Keep your eye on him, Dad. 798 01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:52,280 Menghino, how far away is this spring? 799 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:02,380 Uncle, look. I'm hypnotizing it. 800 01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:08,310 Oliva! 801 01:14:12,530 --> 01:14:17,630 There's a toad here that looks like Father Balosa. 802 01:14:23,450 --> 01:14:25,740 - How is it? - Fantastic. 803 01:14:25,790 --> 01:14:31,290 And it won't give you a hangover. We'll set this here. 804 01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:38,540 Get that away from there! 805 01:14:38,590 --> 01:14:39,790 Naughty boy! 806 01:14:43,970 --> 01:14:47,270 I know your name, you delinquent! 807 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:51,560 - Dad! - What? 808 01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:54,470 Uncle Teo's up a tree! 809 01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:59,570 - What's he shouting? - I didn't understand. 810 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,820 Uncle Teo's up a tree! 811 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,870 I want a woman! 812 01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:12,210 I want a woman! 813 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:24,130 Where am I going to find you a woman, my boy? 814 01:15:24,180 --> 01:15:25,970 Your uncle's up there. 815 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:27,520 I want a woman! 816 01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:30,090 He's up there! 817 01:15:33,150 --> 01:15:36,390 Come down, Teo, or you'll hurt yourself. 818 01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:38,040 Go get a ladder! 819 01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:42,860 Is this how you keep an eye on him? How did he get up there? 820 01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:44,690 I'll go up and get him. 821 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:47,990 I'm gonna pound you into the ground! 822 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,540 I want a woman! 823 01:15:50,870 --> 01:15:55,200 How did he get up there? If he falls, he'll break his neck. 824 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:59,420 Go inside and stop being dramatic! Dramatic? 825 01:15:59,470 --> 01:16:01,290 How did this happen? 826 01:16:01,340 --> 01:16:05,340 We were having a drink, and suddenly... 827 01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,630 He climbed up there like a cat. 828 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,550 Are you throwing stones at your old dad? 829 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,000 Get down here! 830 01:16:12,190 --> 01:16:13,990 That's enough now! 831 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,520 Aurelio, don't you go crazy on me too! 832 01:16:19,570 --> 01:16:22,670 Teo, you've upset your brother. 833 01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:24,430 Come down now! 834 01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:26,120 I want a woman! 835 01:16:29,410 --> 01:16:33,240 Quite a normal urge, actually. He's 42 years old. 836 01:16:33,290 --> 01:16:34,910 Yeah, but he's gonna fall. 837 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,560 When I was 42... 838 01:16:39,510 --> 01:16:41,040 I'm telling you. 839 01:16:41,090 --> 01:16:42,890 That's enough now! 840 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:44,890 Come down, Teo! 841 01:16:52,310 --> 01:16:56,010 Good shot, Uncle! Right in the head! 842 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,820 My head! 843 01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:03,400 I'm coming up now. Don't throw anything at me. 844 01:17:03,450 --> 01:17:06,350 We'll take some birds home... 845 01:17:07,330 --> 01:17:10,900 - You want to kill us all? - I'm going up there. 846 01:17:10,950 --> 01:17:12,150 Yes, sirree! 847 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:16,860 Throw one at me and you'll hear about it! 848 01:17:18,710 --> 01:17:19,910 What a shot! 849 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:25,180 Bastard! I hope somebody kicks you in the nuts! 850 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,300 Christ, what'll I do now? Jerk off? 851 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,740 I'm an asshole, a stupid asshole! 852 01:17:41,860 --> 01:17:43,940 We're all going home. 853 01:17:43,990 --> 01:17:46,480 Driver, hitch up the horse. We're going home. 854 01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:49,610 Come on, everyone. We're going home. 855 01:17:49,660 --> 01:17:54,320 You just gonna leave him up there? Yes! Hitch up the horse. 856 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:57,770 - Whatever you say. - Dad! Titta! 857 01:17:58,130 --> 01:18:00,870 Get your mother. Where's your mother? 858 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,620 - You're leaving him there? - He's fine. 859 01:18:03,670 --> 01:18:07,950 - Let's go! I want to go home. - But he's my son! 860 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,240 Aurelio, listen. 861 01:18:09,290 --> 01:18:10,790 I want a woman! 862 01:18:11,890 --> 01:18:14,690 Teo, we're going. Come down! 863 01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:20,310 - But he's sick! - We're just pretending. Come on! 864 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:24,600 Aurelio, let me climb up. I'll talk to him. 865 01:18:24,650 --> 01:18:26,450 I'll get him down. 866 01:18:32,450 --> 01:18:34,950 Everyone in the carriage! 867 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:38,740 We're leaving right now! Get in! 868 01:18:39,290 --> 01:18:42,000 Teo, you gonna stay up there? 869 01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:44,670 We're going now. It's late. 870 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:48,820 It's getting dark. Who'll take you back? 871 01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:50,840 You gonna stay up there? 872 01:18:50,890 --> 01:18:52,990 All right, then. Bye! 873 01:19:01,690 --> 01:19:02,690 Come down! 874 01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:14,440 Teo, Holy Mother of God! Are you gonna come down? 875 01:19:14,490 --> 01:19:15,890 We're leaving! 876 01:19:16,410 --> 01:19:17,410 Go! 877 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:21,280 - Teo, come down! - Bye, Uncle! 878 01:19:43,110 --> 01:19:45,510 He'll kill us all today. 879 01:19:47,190 --> 01:19:50,890 Come on, everyone out! No questions! 880 01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:53,730 What are you crying about? 881 01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:56,700 You drive to the hospital and get the attendants. 882 01:19:56,750 --> 01:20:00,200 Hurry, or I'll throw myself down the well! 883 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:05,450 What are you crying about? It's one big laugh riot! 884 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,860 Listen to the poor boy. 885 01:20:26,650 --> 01:20:28,150 Feeling better? 886 01:20:31,490 --> 01:20:32,990 I want a woman! 887 01:20:46,210 --> 01:20:48,510 I can't stand any more! 888 01:20:49,170 --> 01:20:51,870 - Make him shut up! - Dad. 889 01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:54,630 What do you want? 890 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,380 Shall I go and get Volpina? 891 01:21:03,980 --> 01:21:04,980 Dad, look! 892 01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:08,860 Mamma, they're here. 893 01:21:11,070 --> 01:21:13,360 - Evening, Doctor. - What's happened? 894 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:17,320 - He's up the tree. - Nice place. Is all this yours? 895 01:21:17,370 --> 01:21:19,570 It's just an old farm. 896 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,240 He's been up there for five hours. 897 01:21:24,290 --> 01:21:26,620 You can't see him now because of the foliage. 898 01:21:26,670 --> 01:21:28,910 - What did you do to him? - Nothing. 899 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,160 He's been shouting and throwing stones. 900 01:21:31,210 --> 01:21:34,540 I hope he won't be like this his whole life. 901 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:35,790 A dwarf nun! 902 01:21:40,350 --> 01:21:42,800 It'll be bad for him and worse for us. 903 01:21:42,850 --> 01:21:45,800 Don't worry. She'll take care of it. 904 01:21:45,850 --> 01:21:48,650 Been getting some fresh air? 905 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:51,630 Is she going up? 906 01:21:53,150 --> 01:21:59,250 Come down now! I'm not going to play these damn silly games! 907 01:22:01,410 --> 01:22:05,910 Jesus, look at that! She got him right down! 908 01:22:06,290 --> 01:22:10,090 She got him down, and he's all happy. 909 01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:16,320 Here he is. 910 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:20,700 Up to your tricks again, were you? 911 01:22:21,430 --> 01:22:23,470 What were you doing up there? 912 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,470 Counting how many stones fig trees grow this season. 913 01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:29,020 Go on now. Take him home. 914 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:35,940 Some days he's normal, some days not. Just like the rest of us. 915 01:22:35,990 --> 01:22:39,390 - Bye, Uncle. - Titta, take care. 916 01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:47,620 You can see Gigino's place from up there. 917 01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:50,670 I haven't seen him in so long. 918 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:59,560 Between 11:00 and midnight, in Caghetta's boat. 919 01:22:59,970 --> 01:23:04,090 It's 30 stories high, with 16 smokestacks. 920 01:23:04,140 --> 01:23:09,340 Think what a pirate could do with a ship like that. 921 01:23:36,340 --> 01:23:40,340 Where's Ronald Colman? I don't see him. 922 01:23:41,010 --> 01:23:43,010 Hurray for Gradisca! 923 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,000 Hello, sister. 924 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,420 Your steamboat. Climb aboard. 925 01:23:54,190 --> 01:23:57,490 Where are all these people going? 926 01:23:57,780 --> 01:24:02,080 Where are they going with hearts pounding? 927 01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:07,950 Today is a very important day for our country, for the fatherland. 928 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,900 Come on, we're off! 929 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,200 If you drop me, you'll pay. 930 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:16,450 I'd like to tell you but I can't, 931 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:20,300 because it's all still up in the air. 932 01:24:21,180 --> 01:24:27,580 - Where are all these people going? - Stop busting their balls. 933 01:24:39,610 --> 01:24:41,910 How far out will it be? 934 01:24:41,990 --> 01:24:45,940 Four miles. But thanks to Galileo, it will seem like 400 feet to us. 935 01:24:45,990 --> 01:24:51,490 Marvelous! It'll seem like it's coming straight at us. 936 01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:10,120 Mr. Lawyer, how much will it weigh? 937 01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:12,890 About 2 1/2 times the weight of the Grand Hotel. 938 01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:15,260 Plus the Arch of Augustus. 939 01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,910 Go thou, Queen of the Sea. 940 01:25:20,070 --> 01:25:22,810 "Thou passeth, and thy destiny" 941 01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:25,660 I shall follow in the waves, 942 01:25:25,820 --> 01:25:29,020 "watching your glistening wake." 943 01:25:30,450 --> 01:25:35,580 Move closer to your mother. Ma'am, move nearer to your son. 944 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:39,730 Holy shit! That water's really freezing! 945 01:25:40,710 --> 01:25:45,790 My nuts have shriveled to the size of two dried beans. 946 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:48,894 You swam all the way from the shore? 947 01:25:48,939 --> 01:25:50,050 Where else? 948 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,100 Freestyle. 949 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:58,020 I want to dance with you. 950 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,440 Like this all night. 951 01:26:06,490 --> 01:26:12,320 The third day, I went out in my little boat and whistled as usual. 952 01:26:12,370 --> 01:26:15,530 Up jumps the dolphin near the edge of the boat. 953 01:26:15,580 --> 01:26:18,160 He looks at me and says, "Mamma." 954 01:26:18,210 --> 01:26:19,830 What a load of bull! 955 01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:25,180 No, dolphins are intelligent. My dentist told me so. 956 01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:29,160 Look how many there are. 957 01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:33,170 Millions and millions and millions of stars. 958 01:26:33,220 --> 01:26:34,520 Jesus Christ! 959 01:26:35,060 --> 01:26:39,660 I wonder how they all stay in place up there. 960 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:43,880 I mean, it's pretty simple for us. 961 01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:47,310 To build a house, we use so many bricks, so much lime. 962 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:51,440 But up there, sweet Jesus! Where do you put the foundations? 963 01:26:51,490 --> 01:26:54,070 They're not made of confetti, you know. 964 01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:55,120 Miranda. 965 01:26:55,710 --> 01:26:58,310 Are you asleep? Answer me. 966 01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:01,820 Are you cold? Take my jacket. 967 01:27:02,170 --> 01:27:03,770 I don't want it. 968 01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,462 Put it around your shoulders or 969 01:27:05,507 --> 01:27:07,500 you'll start complaining of a chill. 970 01:27:07,550 --> 01:27:10,250 Have we got much longer to wait? 971 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,760 How would I know? They said around midnight. 972 01:27:12,810 --> 01:27:17,010 But it's coming all the way from America! 973 01:27:17,100 --> 01:27:19,350 Go fuck yourselves, all of you! 974 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,000 Some friend, eh? 975 01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:28,390 That's his way of being nice. 976 01:27:29,070 --> 01:27:35,270 I was full of hope every time, but it never came to anything. 977 01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:36,450 And now... 978 01:27:37,790 --> 01:27:40,370 - You know how old I am? - Fifty-two? 979 01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:42,740 I'm not ashamed to tell the truth. 980 01:27:42,790 --> 01:27:46,710 In fact, I always add on a few years. I'm 30. 981 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:49,420 - Hard to believe. - I haven't given up hope. 982 01:27:49,470 --> 01:27:51,370 I thought 27 or 28. 983 01:27:52,050 --> 01:27:57,350 I want one of those encounters that last a lifetime. 984 01:27:58,430 --> 01:28:01,030 I want a family, children, 985 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:07,200 a husband to chat with in the evening over coffee, maybe, 986 01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:11,860 and to make love with now and then, because when you must, you must. 987 01:28:11,910 --> 01:28:15,530 But affection is even more important than love, 988 01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:18,480 and I'm so full of affection. 989 01:28:19,410 --> 01:28:22,280 But who can I give it to? Who will take it? 990 01:28:22,330 --> 01:28:24,230 Why are you crying? 991 01:28:24,630 --> 01:28:26,750 The silly girl's crying. 992 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:31,290 Because she's a delicate and sensitive girl. 993 01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,290 Don't cry. I'm here. 994 01:28:33,340 --> 01:28:39,140 She's right. Men are all the same. Don't cry, my darling. 995 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,320 There it is! 996 01:29:02,710 --> 01:29:03,710 Dad! 997 01:29:04,330 --> 01:29:05,330 The Rex! 998 01:29:08,380 --> 01:29:14,580 Hurray for the Rex! The greatest thing the regime ever built! 999 01:29:16,470 --> 01:29:20,220 As the representative of the Podest? I wish you a safe journey! 1000 01:29:20,270 --> 01:29:21,870 Long live Italy! 1001 01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:24,560 What's it like? 1002 01:30:11,820 --> 01:30:12,820 Gina! 1003 01:30:16,450 --> 01:30:18,250 Just look at this. 1004 01:30:26,830 --> 01:30:29,330 Can't see a darned thing. 1005 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:34,040 I'll keep to the wall. 1006 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:39,160 The last fog like this was in '22. 1007 01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:48,580 Careful now! Stop! There's a man here! 1008 01:30:53,110 --> 01:30:54,910 Well, damn it all! 1009 01:30:58,820 --> 01:30:59,820 Gina! 1010 01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:08,680 Where am I? 1011 01:31:10,420 --> 01:31:13,220 I don't seem to be anywhere. 1012 01:31:17,260 --> 01:31:19,460 If death is like this, 1013 01:31:20,340 --> 01:31:22,840 I don't think much of it. 1014 01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:25,900 Everything's gone: 1015 01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:28,840 People, trees, birds, wine. 1016 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:34,820 Well, up yours! 1017 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:43,200 Dino! 1018 01:31:45,330 --> 01:31:48,910 I can't even find my house. Where am I? 1019 01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:53,660 What do you mean? You're right in front of it! 1020 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:10,970 - Where are you going in this fog? - To school. Bye, Grandpa. 1021 01:32:11,020 --> 01:32:12,920 Just think of that. 1022 01:33:31,230 --> 01:33:32,830 I was in Norway. 1023 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:34,480 Two women. 1024 01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:36,940 Beautiful, huge 1025 01:33:38,820 --> 01:33:39,920 Norwegians! 1026 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:43,940 Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds! 1027 01:33:52,540 --> 01:33:55,140 It's open. You can get in. 1028 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:57,930 Last one in is a queer! 1029 01:33:58,290 --> 01:34:01,090 Naso, get an eyeful of this. 1030 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:14,780 Look at that! 1031 01:34:15,770 --> 01:34:17,170 It's gorgeous! 1032 01:35:16,620 --> 01:35:18,920 Where are you, my love? 1033 01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:16,060 - It was No. 18. - Campari! 1034 01:36:16,850 --> 01:36:19,300 Aldina, wanna know who it was? 1035 01:36:19,350 --> 01:36:21,260 We know. It was Campari. 1036 01:36:21,310 --> 01:36:24,410 I met him in the race at Monza. 1037 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:55,840 - Lallo, where are you going? - Be careful! 1038 01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:58,680 - What is it? - An ear. 1039 01:37:59,450 --> 01:38:00,750 Look, an ear! 1040 01:38:17,930 --> 01:38:20,340 - May I come in? - I'm closed. 1041 01:38:20,390 --> 01:38:23,510 May I come in, miss? Good evening. 1042 01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:27,060 - What do you want? - A cigarette. 1043 01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:34,190 - May I help you? - You couldn't manage. 1044 01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:35,940 What do you mean? 1045 01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:39,730 I can lift 175 pounds. I can even lift my father. 1046 01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:41,780 Don't make me laugh. 1047 01:38:42,410 --> 01:38:46,610 - Why? What do you weigh? - I don't know. 1048 01:38:47,290 --> 01:38:50,890 - I could lift you too. - Oh, yeah? 1049 01:39:09,310 --> 01:39:10,310 Let's see. 1050 01:39:11,270 --> 01:39:13,570 I really can, you know. 1051 01:39:13,860 --> 01:39:14,860 Let's see. 1052 01:39:20,620 --> 01:39:22,920 Silly boy, put me down! 1053 01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:27,280 - I did it! - You're very strong. 1054 01:39:27,330 --> 01:39:28,330 See? 1055 01:39:28,790 --> 01:39:33,190 - I can do it again. - I don't believe you. 1056 01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:39,730 That's enough now. 1057 01:39:41,510 --> 01:39:42,710 Put me down. 1058 01:39:47,810 --> 01:39:51,890 - You drive me... - I said that's enough. 1059 01:39:51,940 --> 01:39:57,040 What are you doing? You'll drop me, you crazy boy! 1060 01:39:58,820 --> 01:40:01,320 You're crazy, you know that? 1061 01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:04,530 What's happening to me? Oh, my head. 1062 01:40:04,580 --> 01:40:07,380 See how many times I did it? 1063 01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:15,800 Yes, my little darling. 1064 01:40:17,010 --> 01:40:20,210 Come here. You really are sweet. 1065 01:40:22,510 --> 01:40:25,710 Drive me crazy... just a little. 1066 01:40:27,430 --> 01:40:30,230 - What should I do? - Suck. 1067 01:40:31,350 --> 01:40:32,350 Come on. 1068 01:40:37,940 --> 01:40:40,540 You can have this one too. 1069 01:40:40,820 --> 01:40:42,520 Don't blow! Suck! 1070 01:40:43,910 --> 01:40:45,310 Is this right? 1071 01:40:50,870 --> 01:40:53,450 You have to suck, you idiot! 1072 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:56,830 - What are you doing? - I can't breathe! 1073 01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:58,080 Stop it now. 1074 01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:01,960 Go on now. I have to close up. 1075 01:41:02,380 --> 01:41:05,710 What was it you wanted? A cigarette? 1076 01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:07,960 It's on me. Now scram. 1077 01:41:16,900 --> 01:41:20,600 - I can't lift it. - Out of the way. 1078 01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:25,520 - Go on. Get out. - Good night. 1079 01:41:32,870 --> 01:41:35,370 Drink it. It'll do you good. 1080 01:41:35,420 --> 01:41:38,920 - It's hot! - It's supposed to be. 1081 01:41:55,770 --> 01:41:57,430 There's a fly in here. 1082 01:41:57,480 --> 01:41:59,280 - Where? - There. 1083 01:42:00,980 --> 01:42:02,280 It was there. 1084 01:42:04,030 --> 01:42:08,130 The only house with flies in the winter. 1085 01:42:09,450 --> 01:42:11,860 How did it happen with you and Dad? 1086 01:42:11,910 --> 01:42:13,820 How did what happen? 1087 01:42:13,870 --> 01:42:18,170 How'd you meet, fall in love, get married? 1088 01:42:21,260 --> 01:42:23,460 What's all this about? 1089 01:42:23,840 --> 01:42:26,000 And who remembers anyway? 1090 01:42:26,050 --> 01:42:29,510 Your dad's not a great one for compliments. 1091 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:32,560 He was a laborer at Saludecio. 1092 01:42:32,810 --> 01:42:38,610 My folks had a bit of money and didn't think much of him. 1093 01:42:38,810 --> 01:42:40,110 So... well... 1094 01:42:43,070 --> 01:42:46,570 we eloped without a word to anyone. 1095 01:42:48,490 --> 01:42:51,820 When did he give you the first kiss? 1096 01:42:51,870 --> 01:42:54,870 What kind of question is that? 1097 01:42:55,790 --> 01:42:59,290 I don't even know if there was one. 1098 01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:04,370 The first time we met, he raised his hat, and that was all. 1099 01:43:04,420 --> 01:43:07,290 It was the most one could do in those days. 1100 01:43:07,340 --> 01:43:12,440 It's not like now, when all kinds of things go on. 1101 01:43:12,680 --> 01:43:14,800 But I never manage to do anything! 1102 01:43:14,850 --> 01:43:17,090 Keep those covers on. You're all sweaty. 1103 01:43:17,140 --> 01:43:20,100 What do you mean "manage"? You're still in short pants. 1104 01:43:20,150 --> 01:43:24,310 Get me some long ones then, like the other kids! 1105 01:43:24,360 --> 01:43:25,560 What others? 1106 01:43:27,570 --> 01:43:31,480 She told me I wasn't to send any more love letters. 1107 01:43:31,530 --> 01:43:35,280 Take the bike and get the doctor. Tell him to hurry. 1108 01:43:35,330 --> 01:43:38,280 Get him to examine you too. You scared me the other day. 1109 01:43:38,330 --> 01:43:39,330 Run along. 1110 01:43:42,790 --> 01:43:46,690 But I'll send letters whenever I like. 1111 01:43:51,260 --> 01:43:52,260 Africa. 1112 01:43:52,930 --> 01:43:55,260 I'll become a doctor and go to Africa. 1113 01:43:55,310 --> 01:43:57,110 That'll teach her. 1114 01:44:10,950 --> 01:44:13,050 It's snowing outside! 1115 01:44:23,420 --> 01:44:25,820 It's true! It's snowing! 1116 01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:30,670 Professor Fighetta, up yours! 1117 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:34,130 If it goes on like this, there'll be no school for days. 1118 01:44:34,180 --> 01:44:37,090 Look, the mountains are all white! 1119 01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:40,090 Let's go see the snow on the water. 1120 01:44:40,140 --> 01:44:43,040 Too moist. It'll never stick. 1121 01:44:52,030 --> 01:44:55,430 Go away. Get the hell out of here. 1122 01:45:19,810 --> 01:45:21,710 Stay where you are. 1123 01:45:21,810 --> 01:45:23,110 The sparrows! 1124 01:45:48,210 --> 01:45:52,310 - Wait, I'm coming with you. - Hurry up. 1125 01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:07,860 Titta, look how it's coming down! 1126 01:46:10,730 --> 01:46:12,930 Let's open the window. 1127 01:46:13,610 --> 01:46:15,110 It's beautiful! 1128 01:46:19,530 --> 01:46:20,530 Me too! 1129 01:46:25,290 --> 01:46:26,690 Still snowing! 1130 01:46:27,040 --> 01:46:31,440 Four days this goddamn stuff's been around! 1131 01:46:38,890 --> 01:46:41,920 This will go down as the Year of the Big Snow. 1132 01:46:41,970 --> 01:46:45,180 With the exception of the Ice Age, 1133 01:46:45,230 --> 01:46:49,630 it's never snowed this heavily in our town. 1134 01:46:53,780 --> 01:46:57,650 That must've been some young boy, not the usual guy. 1135 01:46:57,700 --> 01:47:01,110 As I was saying, the exceptional years were 1136 01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:02,260 1541, 1694, 1137 01:47:04,580 --> 01:47:05,980 1728 and 1888, 1138 01:47:08,130 --> 01:47:12,930 when, against all odds, it snowed on July 13th. 1139 01:47:39,450 --> 01:47:42,550 You'll make us all deaf, idiot! 1140 01:47:59,430 --> 01:48:00,730 Where is she? 1141 01:48:09,980 --> 01:48:11,780 How's your mother? 1142 01:48:13,150 --> 01:48:14,250 Better now. 1143 01:48:15,570 --> 01:48:18,810 She's still in the hospital, but she's off the critical list. 1144 01:48:18,860 --> 01:48:23,960 That's good - the poor woman. Give her my regards. 1145 01:48:24,490 --> 01:48:26,700 Your mother's a kind lady. 1146 01:48:26,750 --> 01:48:30,050 She always gave me soup and wine. 1147 01:48:31,880 --> 01:48:33,080 A kind lady. 1148 01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:11,080 How are you feeling? 1149 01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:16,370 - I brought you carnations. - Thank you. How are you? 1150 01:49:16,420 --> 01:49:17,920 Hello, Aurelio. 1151 01:49:18,670 --> 01:49:20,170 They're lovely. 1152 01:49:20,720 --> 01:49:24,670 I was just looking out the window. Now I'll go back to bed. 1153 01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:27,090 But I'm feeling better today. 1154 01:49:27,140 --> 01:49:29,040 What lovely colors. 1155 01:49:29,350 --> 01:49:32,050 Aren't you hot with this on? 1156 01:49:32,100 --> 01:49:34,600 - Have you eaten? - Yes. 1157 01:49:51,450 --> 01:49:54,030 Are you still getting on your father's nerves? 1158 01:49:54,080 --> 01:49:56,780 He pounds me over the head! 1159 01:49:57,040 --> 01:50:00,540 He'll beat all the sense out of me! 1160 01:50:09,760 --> 01:50:13,970 They have a nice garden here. I didn't know. 1161 01:50:14,020 --> 01:50:17,550 It looks as though it's in bloom, with the snow. 1162 01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:20,200 Mamma, it's still snowing. 1163 01:50:20,730 --> 01:50:23,690 In one sense, you're lucky to be here, 1164 01:50:23,740 --> 01:50:27,240 all warm in bed, with this weather. 1165 01:50:28,780 --> 01:50:32,700 The poor man's tired when he gets home. 1166 01:50:32,750 --> 01:50:37,450 Don't talk back to him. You're a grown-up now. 1167 01:50:38,290 --> 01:50:40,890 Don't throw ice! It hurts! 1168 01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:50,420 "Wind and rain, go home again. I don't want to feel the pain." 1169 01:50:50,470 --> 01:50:51,470 Idiot! No! 1170 01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:02,800 A difficult shot, Your Excellency! 1171 01:51:11,490 --> 01:51:13,490 No! Not at Gradisca! 1172 01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:20,680 Enough! I give up! 1173 01:51:24,630 --> 01:51:29,630 Break my windows and I'll crack your skulls open! 1174 01:51:33,060 --> 01:51:34,160 Who's that? 1175 01:51:41,440 --> 01:51:44,540 - What's that? - I don't know. 1176 01:51:51,120 --> 01:51:54,220 Look, it's the count's peacock! 1177 01:51:56,750 --> 01:51:57,950 There it is. 1178 01:51:58,830 --> 01:52:00,530 It's coming down. 1179 01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:11,080 Shall we catch it, boys? 1180 01:52:17,890 --> 01:52:18,890 Holy shit! 1181 01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:29,730 I don't understand. What's happened? 1182 01:52:29,780 --> 01:52:32,650 I'll tell you in the car, Uncle. 1183 01:52:32,700 --> 01:52:35,740 Why in the car? Where are we going? 1184 01:52:35,790 --> 01:52:38,890 Close by. To Aunt Zaira's farm. 1185 01:52:39,250 --> 01:52:42,910 A relative's come from America and wants to say hello to you. 1186 01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:45,960 Then why doesn't he come here? 1187 01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:48,860 Who is this relative? 1188 01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:17,400 Auntie died. 1189 01:53:24,710 --> 01:53:25,710 Be strong. 1190 01:53:35,470 --> 01:53:38,770 Don't take it like that. Open up. 1191 01:53:40,680 --> 01:53:43,280 - Open up. - No, I won't! 1192 01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:11,300 - Lallo! - He fainted! 1193 01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:14,380 Uncle's not feeling good. 1194 01:54:17,850 --> 01:54:21,050 Then take him to the whorehouse. 1195 01:54:24,560 --> 01:54:27,760 Make the sign of the cross, Dad. 1196 01:54:49,250 --> 01:54:52,550 - How do you feel now? - Better. 1197 01:54:54,630 --> 01:54:57,930 Don't take it so hard. Be strong. 1198 01:55:25,660 --> 01:55:30,260 Everybody in line now. Where are the orphans? 1199 01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:38,740 Stop that! 1200 01:58:12,750 --> 01:58:15,850 Hurray for the bride and groom! 1201 01:58:17,750 --> 01:58:20,050 Give me your arm, Naso. 1202 01:58:20,210 --> 01:58:25,110 Make way, make way! My breasts are full of milk! 1203 01:58:26,430 --> 01:58:32,630 "'Bride and groom' or 'newlyweds', whatever they may call ya, 1204 01:58:33,100 --> 01:58:35,495 here's hoping you find wedded bliss in far-off Battipaglia." 1205 01:58:35,540 --> 01:58:39,440 When you're drunk, you can even rhyme! 1206 01:58:42,940 --> 01:58:47,240 Gradisca's getting married and going away. 1207 01:58:48,990 --> 01:58:54,490 Sorry if we got on your nerves. We hate to see you go. 1208 01:58:56,580 --> 01:58:59,680 We're really going to miss you! 1209 01:59:03,380 --> 01:59:05,960 "Silence is golden, but words are like jewels. 1210 01:59:06,010 --> 01:59:09,590 May this married couple live happy as fools!" 1211 01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:11,440 Where's the bride? 1212 01:59:11,970 --> 01:59:17,260 Our Gradisca is leaving us. She found her Gary Cooper. 1213 01:59:17,310 --> 01:59:20,930 Though Gary Cooper's a cowboy, while Matteo is a carabiniere. 1214 01:59:20,980 --> 01:59:25,600 But love is love all the same. Good luck, Gradisca. 1215 01:59:25,650 --> 01:59:28,020 Long live the bride and groom! 1216 01:59:28,070 --> 01:59:31,610 You have fulfilled your dream of love. 1217 01:59:31,660 --> 01:59:36,030 Now it's your happy duty to have many children 1218 01:59:36,080 --> 01:59:41,480 for your family, for the church and for your country! 1219 01:59:42,800 --> 01:59:46,144 "Gathered here at the drinking trough, 1220 01:59:46,189 --> 01:59:49,750 here's one more toast to send them off!" 1221 01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:50,800 A picture! 1222 01:59:52,430 --> 01:59:55,090 We're gonna take pictures now. 1223 01:59:55,140 --> 01:59:57,140 Give me your mirror. 1224 01:59:58,020 --> 02:00:00,930 Everybody get behind the bride. 1225 02:00:00,980 --> 02:00:03,310 She's lovely, our Ninola! 1226 02:00:03,360 --> 02:00:06,440 - Why are you crying? - I'm not crying anymore. 1227 02:00:06,490 --> 02:00:08,060 Get closer together. 1228 02:00:08,110 --> 02:00:11,650 The carabiniere should move back a little. 1229 02:00:11,700 --> 02:00:13,600 Stand in the light. 1230 02:00:13,910 --> 02:00:17,110 - Hold it. - Hey, it's raining. 1231 02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:18,250 Smile. 1232 02:00:20,540 --> 02:00:21,540 One more. 1233 02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:22,880 Gangway! 1234 02:00:24,340 --> 02:00:28,340 Stop falling all over us, you drunkard! 1235 02:00:29,220 --> 02:00:34,720 Let's move into the sun, with the bride in the center. 1236 02:00:41,480 --> 02:00:45,430 I've made up another rhyme, and it goes like this: 1237 02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:49,020 "Though the world may be full of things beautiful and dear, 1238 02:00:49,070 --> 02:00:52,570 of towns even nicer and prettier than here -". 1239 02:00:52,620 --> 02:00:56,360 A little water'll do you good. You'll have a bath for once. 1240 02:00:56,410 --> 02:00:57,410 Get up. 1241 02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:01,750 It stopped. Sit down and play! 1242 02:01:04,040 --> 02:01:06,940 A wet bride is a lucky bride. 1243 02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:13,360 Long live Italy! 1244 02:01:22,980 --> 02:01:26,480 How will you live so far from here? 1245 02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:31,220 Good-bye to you all. Go home. 1246 02:01:32,910 --> 02:01:35,510 Biscein bids you good-bye. 1247 02:01:45,500 --> 02:01:47,600 Naso, I'm going home! 1248 02:01:50,130 --> 02:01:53,430 Wait for me! I'm coming with you! 1249 02:02:17,160 --> 02:02:18,860 Wait! My bouquet! 1250 02:02:19,870 --> 02:02:22,370 Good-bye! I love you all! 1251 02:02:25,960 --> 02:02:28,160 Gradisca's taking off! 1252 02:02:28,460 --> 02:02:29,860 She's leaving. 1253 02:02:29,960 --> 02:02:31,860 Good-bye, Gradisca! 1254 02:03:03,830 --> 02:03:05,230 The puffballs! 1255 02:03:11,920 --> 02:03:12,920 Titta! 1256 02:03:15,380 --> 02:03:16,780 Where's Titta? 1257 02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:21,120 Shall we go fishing in the harbor? 1258 02:03:22,930 --> 02:03:25,230 Titta left a while ago. 90884