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right on time you B out of the way I

right on time you B out of the way I
hope we don't miss the news no you won't

hope we don't miss the news no you won't

hope we don't miss the news no you won't
miss the news

miss the news

miss the news
what for God's sake slow down Bill

what for God's sake slow down Bill

what for God's sake slow down Bill
you're a maniac we're late to hell with

you're a maniac we're late to hell with

you're a maniac we're late to hell with
that I'm only having a drink I'd like to

that I'm only having a drink I'd like to

that I'm only having a drink I'd like to
be alive to enjoy it

Hill gentlemen I want you to know that

Hill gentlemen I want you to know that
our commanding officers just tried to

our commanding officers just tried to

our commanding officers just tried to
kill

me man's a maniac here is the news read

me man's a maniac here is the news read
by Alvar Del an official announcement

by Alvar Del an official announcement

by Alvar Del an official announcement
from Washington about 2 hours ago the

from Washington about 2 hours ago the

from Washington about 2 hours ago the
Americans have made Landings at alers

Americans have made Landings at alers

Americans have made Landings at alers
and or on

and or on

and or on
theer by Christmas that'll take the

theer by Christmas that'll take the

theer by Christmas that'll take the
pressure off back home well they

pressure off back home well they

pressure off back home well they
promised to s in front long

promised to s in front long

promised to s in front long
enough during the night they were made

enough during the night they were made

enough during the night they were made
with British naal and air support many

with British naal and air support many

with British naal and air support many
divisions of the British army are on

divisions of the British army are on

divisions of the British army are on
their way to reinforce them the Supreme

their way to reinforce them the Supreme

their way to reinforce them the Supreme
Commander is General eisenh iel Sho that

Commander is General eisenh iel Sho that

Commander is General eisenh iel Sho that
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[Applause]

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drink

thank B

thank B
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and oh Louis I didn't see you sitting up

and oh Louis I didn't see you sitting up

and oh Louis I didn't see you sitting up
there L haven't seen you for weeks where

there L haven't seen you for weeks where

there L haven't seen you for weeks where
have you

have you

have you
been another Hush Hush team attempting

been another Hush Hush team attempting

been another Hush Hush team attempting
to produce petrol from manure does it

to produce petrol from manure does it

to produce petrol from manure does it
sound promising we got our best results

sound promising we got our best results

sound promising we got our best results
from sacred cars all things at s OE

from sacred cars all things at s OE

from sacred cars all things at s OE
splended nearly every night an

splended nearly every night an

splended nearly every night an
electrifying bridge game oh my good old

electrifying bridge game oh my good old

electrifying bridge game oh my good old
top secret Colonel Pew you're lucky

top secret Colonel Pew you're lucky

top secret Colonel Pew you're lucky
you're in uniform I'm just a bloody te

you're in uniform I'm just a bloody te

you're in uniform I'm just a bloody te
planter what's te got to do with the war

planter what's te got to do with the war

planter what's te got to do with the war
I'm told it's good for morale s soe

I'm told it's good for morale s soe

I'm told it's good for morale s soe
Special Operations executive what the

Special Operations executive what the

Special Operations executive what the
devil do you chaps do OD jobs come on

devil do you chaps do OD jobs come on

devil do you chaps do OD jobs come on
all right a new usual

all right a new usual

all right a new usual
operations you sound like a ruddy

operations you sound like a ruddy

operations you sound like a ruddy
abortionist not a bad

abortionist not a bad

abortionist not a bad
description well I see you're having

description well I see you're having

description well I see you're having
lunch so I'll TR along God bless see you

lunch so I'll TR along God bless see you

lunch so I'll TR along God bless see you
soon hope so thanks for the drink Bill

soon hope so thanks for the drink Bill

soon hope so thanks for the drink Bill
and don't offer me another lift ever red

and don't offer me another lift ever red

and don't offer me another lift ever red
don't you owe me aink what's that all

don't you owe me aink what's that all

don't you owe me aink what's that all
about well I scared the hell out of him

about well I scared the hell out of him

about well I scared the hell out of him
by driving too fast my own frustration I

by driving too fast my own frustration I

by driving too fast my own frustration I
suppose I'm just as envious of you as he

suppose I'm just as envious of you as he

suppose I'm just as envious of you as he
is you know being the managing director

is you know being the managing director

is you know being the managing director
of a chemical plant is not exactly my

of a chemical plant is not exactly my

of a chemical plant is not exactly my
idea a glorious contribution to the war

idea a glorious contribution to the war

idea a glorious contribution to the war
what would you like me to say you've

what would you like me to say you've

what would you like me to say you've
been classified essential where you are

been classified essential where you are

been classified essential where you are
if you want to consider me lucky to be

if you want to consider me lucky to be

if you want to consider me lucky to be
doing what I'm doing go ahead when I

doing what I'm doing go ahead when I

doing what I'm doing go ahead when I
think what happened to your wife and

think what happened to your wife and

think what happened to your wife and
your daughter in C come off oh I'm sorry

your daughter in C come off oh I'm sorry

your daughter in C come off oh I'm sorry
L I didn't mean to open up old wounds

L I didn't mean to open up old wounds

L I didn't mean to open up old wounds
well you do have some opportunity for

well you do have some opportunity for

well you do have some opportunity for
Revenge oh good

Revenge oh good

Revenge oh good
God if I have to kill some poor Devils

God if I have to kill some poor Devils

God if I have to kill some poor Devils
it's not

it's not

it's not
Revenge doesn't really diminish my anger

Revenge doesn't really diminish my anger

Revenge doesn't really diminish my anger
or my grief

or my grief

or my grief
not one bit now what do you say we Tred

not one bit now what do you say we Tred

not one bit now what do you say we Tred
to have a pleasant

to have a pleasant

to have a pleasant
lunch I'm sorry how's Doris oh she's

lunch I'm sorry how's Doris oh she's

lunch I'm sorry how's Doris oh she's
fine she's

fine she's

fine she's
fine leis if you should ever hear of a

fine leis if you should ever hear of a

fine leis if you should ever hear of a
job that's so odd that nobody else would

job that's so odd that nobody else would

job that's so odd that nobody else would
want to get involved in it do think of

want to get involved in it do think of

want to get involved in it do think of
the kkat light

the kkat light

the kkat light
horse it's not very likely no I know

horse it's not very likely no I know

horse it's not very likely no I know
we're all civilians these days and we're

we're all civilians these days and we're

we're all civilians these days and we're
a little thin on top and thick in the

a little thin on top and thick in the

a little thin on top and thick in the
middle but I guarantee you everyone of

middle but I guarantee you everyone of

middle but I guarantee you everyone of
those Fells would pull his own weight

those Fells would pull his own weight

those Fells would pull his own weight
that's not an intentional joke you will

that's not an intentional joke you will

that's not an intentional joke you will
remember it won't you just in

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sir good morning M McKenzie morning

sir good morning M McKenzie morning

sir good morning M McKenzie morning
Helen and Captain Stewart are here oh

Helen and Captain Stewart are here oh

Helen and Captain Stewart are here oh
thank you

thank you

thank you
well leis how did things go in Kolkata

well leis how did things go in Kolkata

well leis how did things go in Kolkata
all set sir by tomorrow night Force 136

all set sir by tomorrow night Force 136

all set sir by tomorrow night Force 136
should be behind Japanese lines in Burma

should be behind Japanese lines in Burma

should be behind Japanese lines in Burma
blowing up various little items good all

blowing up various little items good all

blowing up various little items good all
right let's get down to new business I

right let's get down to new business I

right let's get down to new business I
see you've been studying the Admiral's

see you've been studying the Admiral's

see you've been studying the Admiral's
urgent request astonishing 46 freighter

urgent request astonishing 46 freighter

urgent request astonishing 46 freighter
sunk by German submarines in the Indian

sunk by German submarines in the Indian

sunk by German submarines in the Indian
Ocean in the past month eberts know

Ocean in the past month eberts know

Ocean in the past month eberts know
exactly where and when to strike

exactly where and when to strike

exactly where and when to strike
incredibly accurate information etc etc

incredibly accurate information etc etc

incredibly accurate information etc etc
radio monitoring finally managed to home

radio monitoring finally managed to home

radio monitoring finally managed to home
in on a powerful transmitter 400 mil

in on a powerful transmitter 400 mil

in on a powerful transmitter 400 mil
south of Bombay just last night what do

south of Bombay just last night what do

south of Bombay just last night what do
you suppose took them so long sir oh was

you suppose took them so long sir oh was

you suppose took them so long sir oh was
not the reason why well here we go Gavin

not the reason why well here we go Gavin

not the reason why well here we go Gavin
off to blow up a transmitter not exactly

off to blow up a transmitter not exactly

off to blow up a transmitter not exactly
the bloody thing's not in India proper

the bloody thing's not in India proper

the bloody thing's not in India proper
it's in Goa damn it somewhere in the M

it's in Goa damn it somewhere in the M

it's in Goa damn it somewhere in the M
Goa Harbor neutral territory Portuguese

Goa Harbor neutral territory Portuguese

Goa Harbor neutral territory Portuguese
Colony that's a bit tricky actually also

Colony that's a bit tricky actually also

Colony that's a bit tricky actually also
our people haven't been able to break

our people haven't been able to break

our people haven't been able to break
the code if radio monitoring are right

the code if radio monitoring are right

the code if radio monitoring are right
and the transmitter is actually in the

and the transmitter is actually in the

and the transmitter is actually in the
harbor then it must be on a ship you

harbor then it must be on a ship you

harbor then it must be on a ship you
don't suppose that it could be on one of

don't suppose that it could be on one of

don't suppose that it could be on one of
the three German freighter in turn there

the three German freighter in turn there

the three German freighter in turn there
but the Portuguese authorities

but the Portuguese authorities

but the Portuguese authorities
dismantled those ships radios when they

dismantled those ships radios when they

dismantled those ships radios when they
gave them permission to stay there yes

gave them permission to stay there yes

gave them permission to stay there yes
but how do we know that one of them

but how do we know that one of them

but how do we know that one of them
doesn't have another transmitter hidden

doesn't have another transmitter hidden

doesn't have another transmitter hidden
somewhere aboard we don't and here we

somewhere aboard we don't and here we

somewhere aboard we don't and here we
are with the strictest orders never to

are with the strictest orders never to

are with the strictest orders never to
violate Portugal's neutrality well then

violate Portugal's neutrality well then

violate Portugal's neutrality well then
what do you suggest we do about it you

what do you suggest we do about it you

what do you suggest we do about it you
can here and froth at the mouth or we

can here and froth at the mouth or we

can here and froth at the mouth or we
can try and find out where all that

can try and find out where all that

can try and find out where all that
information that's transmitted to those

information that's transmitted to those

information that's transmitted to those
you BS originates I have a suggestion

you BS originates I have a suggestion

you BS originates I have a suggestion
sir Gavin and I could spend a day or two

sir Gavin and I could spend a day or two

sir Gavin and I could spend a day or two
Ure poking about see what we can dig up

Ure poking about see what we can dig up

Ure poking about see what we can dig up
dig up or pick up oh he uh speaks for

dig up or pick up oh he uh speaks for

dig up or pick up oh he uh speaks for
himself sir I speak for myself yes well

himself sir I speak for myself yes well

himself sir I speak for myself yes well
I was speaking for

you yes all right I suppose this is top

you yes all right I suppose this is top
priority go ahead and dig

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take cup of time

well that's the three of

well that's the three of
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them that's but which one has the

them that's but which one has the

them that's but which one has the
transmitter

friend a gentleman a great pleasure to

friend a gentleman a great pleasure to
see you

see you

see you
again please

how's the heart Manuel my heart I

how's the heart Manuel my heart I
never you joke with me not exactly sit

never you joke with me not exactly sit

never you joke with me not exactly sit
down Manuel you look like your feet

hurt Germans outside which ship are they

hurt Germans outside which ship are they
from the arinells captain roofer very

from the arinells captain roofer very

from the arinells captain roofer very
Charming gentleman actually no doubt no

Charming gentleman actually no doubt no

Charming gentleman actually no doubt no
doubt well what's been happening nothing

doubt well what's been happening nothing

doubt well what's been happening nothing
just the usual usual what people coming

just the usual usual what people coming

just the usual usual what people coming
and going eating and drinking everything

and going eating and drinking everything

and going eating and drinking everything
normal how's the uh gambling Manel a

normal how's the uh gambling Manel a

normal how's the uh gambling Manel a
little slow and naturally the police

little slow and naturally the police

little slow and naturally the police
keep asking for more and more that's too

keep asking for more and more that's too

keep asking for more and more that's too
bad let's get to the point Manuel my

bad let's get to the point Manuel my

bad let's get to the point Manuel my
friend here has a nice fat packet of

friend here has a nice fat packet of

friend here has a nice fat packet of
escudos to lose on your wheel personally

escudos to lose on your wheel personally

escudos to lose on your wheel personally
I would wish for him to win

about all right and then I commit

about all right and then I commit
suicide right on your

suicide right on your

suicide right on your
doorstep by the same token I could give

doorstep by the same token I could give

doorstep by the same token I could give
it to you here right now no no Senor no

it to you here right now no no Senor no

it to you here right now no no Senor no
maybe it would be more fun to lose it

maybe it would be more fun to lose it

maybe it would be more fun to lose it
bit by bit what do you think yes Senor

bit by bit what do you think yes Senor

bit by bit what do you think yes Senor
meanwhile you and I will be having a

meanwhile you and I will be having a

meanwhile you and I will be having a
pleasant little chat in your private

your good

your good
luck bad luck say that oh instantly

luck bad luck say that oh instantly

luck bad luck say that oh instantly
retracted

retracted

retracted
on 34 R and even must have been the

on 34 R and even must have been the

on 34 R and even must have been the
instant

instant

instant
retractor or maybe it was a good luck to

retractor or maybe it was a good luck to

retractor or maybe it was a good luck to
begin with or how about plain

begin with or how about plain

begin with or how about plain
Destin I think I'll try that

Destin I think I'll try that

Destin I think I'll try that
again good

luck I hope

luck I hope
so how about celebrating my impending

so how about celebrating my impending

so how about celebrating my impending
loss with the bottle of champagne thank

loss with the bottle of champagne thank

loss with the bottle of champagne thank
you I don't drink when I

you I don't drink when I

you I don't drink when I
gamble

gamble

gamble
smoke tap dance not recently how about

smoke tap dance not recently how about

smoke tap dance not recently how about
tea in the LUN you do hear those little

tea in the LUN you do hear those little

tea in the LUN you do hear those little
kicking

Sounds by the way my name is Gavin

Sounds by the way my name is Gavin
Stewart I take it that that is the

Stewart I take it that that is the

Stewart I take it that that is the
wedding ring that's what it is and you

wedding ring that's what it is and you

wedding ring that's what it is and you
are Mrs

are Mrs

are Mrs
Cromwell let me haard a guess Mrs

Cromwell let me haard a guess Mrs

Cromwell let me haard a guess Mrs
Cromwell you are here in G on holiday

Cromwell you are here in G on holiday

Cromwell you are here in G on holiday
and your husband is an acutely large

and your husband is an acutely large

and your husband is an acutely large
gentleman probably sitting at the back

gentleman probably sitting at the back

gentleman probably sitting at the back
table no I live here and my husband is

table no I live here and my husband is

table no I live here and my husband is
dead oh I'm sorry I tend to be over

dead oh I'm sorry I tend to be over

dead oh I'm sorry I tend to be over
Charming I really am

Charming I really am

Charming I really am
sorry there's no need to be let's

sorry there's no need to be let's

sorry there's no need to be let's
whatand

whatand

whatand
disappear no well you're not thinking

disappear no well you're not thinking

disappear no well you're not thinking
hard enough I'm doing my best let's try

hard enough I'm doing my best let's try

hard enough I'm doing my best let's try
again we're talking about Indians who

again we're talking about Indians who

again we're talking about Indians who
visit your Outdoor Cafe frequently yes

visit your Outdoor Cafe frequently yes

visit your Outdoor Cafe frequently yes
quite a few I said so it's a very

quite a few I said so it's a very

quite a few I said so it's a very
popular place we're talking about

popular place we're talking about

popular place we're talking about
someone else probably a German who might

someone else probably a German who might

someone else probably a German who might
just pass by at the same time every day

just pass by at the same time every day

just pass by at the same time every day
it's not something I know who might drop

it's not something I know who might drop

it's not something I know who might drop
in for a few minutes or who might be

in for a few minutes or who might be

in for a few minutes or who might be
followed down the street by one of the

followed down the street by one of the

followed down the street by one of the
Indians look i' really like to help you

Indians look i' really like to help you

Indians look i' really like to help you
but I don't notice these things AR too

but I don't notice these things AR too

but I don't notice these things AR too
busy in the

busy in the

busy in the
place

place

place
Andel listen whatever you pay the police

Andel listen whatever you pay the police

Andel listen whatever you pay the police
to let you keep the gambling going I can

to let you keep the gambling going I can

to let you keep the gambling going I can
double it to have them shut you down

double it to have them shut you down

double it to have them shut you down
so take a bit of friendly

so take a bit of friendly

so take a bit of friendly
advice I want you to notice these

advice I want you to notice these

advice I want you to notice these
things place your bets ladies

gentlemen really have faith hope would

gentlemen really have faith hope would
be a better word would you mind if I

be a better word would you mind if I

be a better word would you mind if I
asked what you're doing in G

asked what you're doing in G

asked what you're doing in G
losing but with Incredible Grace oh

losing but with Incredible Grace oh

losing but with Incredible Grace oh
actually I am here on business just for

actually I am here on business just for

actually I am here on business just for
the day I have to be back in Bombay

the day I have to be back in Bombay

the day I have to be back in Bombay
tomorrow night it may sound quain but

tomorrow night it may sound quain but

tomorrow night it may sound quain but
iel

te 22 black and EV that does it you've

te 22 black and EV that does it you've
lost quite a lot I'm sorry oh the way I

lost quite a lot I'm sorry oh the way I

lost quite a lot I'm sorry oh the way I
look at it I won I met you and I would

look at it I won I met you and I would

look at it I won I met you and I would
like to meet you again perhaps you will

like to meet you again perhaps you will

like to meet you again perhaps you will
on your next trip I'll be here

bless your bets ladies

bless your bets ladies
gentlemen Senor I'm very frightened

gentlemen Senor I'm very frightened

gentlemen Senor I'm very frightened
Manuel I promised you that no one will

Manuel I promised you that no one will

Manuel I promised you that no one will
ever know you've said anything at all

ever know you've said anything at all

ever know you've said anything at all
you don't even know their names all you

you don't even know their names all you

you don't even know their names all you
know is that an Indian with a mole on

know is that an Indian with a mole on

know is that an Indian with a mole on
his cheek and a tall European may be

his cheek and a tall European may be

his cheek and a tall European may be
communicating with each other what they

communicating with each other what they

communicating with each other what they
me exactly L we have a long drive Senor

me exactly L we have a long drive Senor

me exactly L we have a long drive Senor
the gambling strictly between you and

the gambling strictly between you and

the gambling strictly between you and
the

police Mrs Cromwell may I be of some

police Mrs Cromwell may I be of some
assistance man well I've been really

assistance man well I've been really

assistance man well I've been really
lucky I'm taking home a lot of your

lucky I'm taking home a lot of your

lucky I'm taking home a lot of your
money I'm so happy for you

money I'm so happy for you

money I'm so happy for you
congratulations well you probably know

congratulations well you probably know

congratulations well you probably know
I'll come back and lose it all but just

I'll come back and lose it all but just

I'll come back and lose it all but just
now I feel marvelous Manuel I'd like to

now I feel marvelous Manuel I'd like to

now I feel marvelous Manuel I'd like to
give you a little something oh no I

give you a little something oh no I

give you a little something oh no I
couldn't accept

couldn't accept

couldn't accept
why not of course you could oh but I

why not of course you could oh but I

why not of course you could oh but I
never tip you when you lose

never tip you when you lose

never tip you when you lose
Manuel I

Manuel I

Manuel I
insist look damn it we've got to get rid

insist look damn it we've got to get rid

insist look damn it we've got to get rid
of that transmitter do you know how many

of that transmitter do you know how many

of that transmitter do you know how many
lives depend on supplies that are lying

lives depend on supplies that are lying

lives depend on supplies that are lying
at the bottom of the Indian Ocean I

at the bottom of the Indian Ocean I

at the bottom of the Indian Ocean I
think we do sir but we still don't know

think we do sir but we still don't know

think we do sir but we still don't know
exactly where it is I think our first

exactly where it is I think our first

exactly where it is I think our first
priority is to find whoever heads the

priority is to find whoever heads the

priority is to find whoever heads the
sping and how do you propose to handle

sping and how do you propose to handle

sping and how do you propose to handle
that the lead you picked up in go is

that the lead you picked up in go is

that the lead you picked up in go is
rather fragile I'm not so sure you know

rather fragile I'm not so sure you know

rather fragile I'm not so sure you know
that the man who gave it to us was

that the man who gave it to us was

that the man who gave it to us was
murdered it's worth following up and

murdered it's worth following up and

murdered it's worth following up and
just suppose you discover Who the head

just suppose you discover Who the head

just suppose you discover Who the head
spy is then what Gavin and I kidnap him

spy is then what Gavin and I kidnap him

spy is then what Gavin and I kidnap him
and interrogate him rather thoroughly

and interrogate him rather thoroughly

and interrogate him rather thoroughly
Ino right if that's where he is granted

Ino right if that's where he is granted

Ino right if that's where he is granted
there's a risk of being caught in

there's a risk of being caught in

there's a risk of being caught in
neutral territory we can always plead

neutral territory we can always plead

neutral territory we can always plead
Insanity sir that he speaks for

Insanity sir that he speaks for

Insanity sir that he speaks for
himself then do it but it dislikes me if

himself then do it but it dislikes me if

himself then do it but it dislikes me if
you two are caught God knows what

you two are caught God knows what

you two are caught God knows what
trouble we'll be in

trouble we'll be in

trouble we'll be in
all right go ahead and make plans thank

all right go ahead and make plans thank

all right go ahead and make plans thank
you

not Helen get me 641 and go

not Helen get me 641 and go
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yes compliments of the

yes compliments of the
management That's What I Call Portuguese

management That's What I Call Portuguese

management That's What I Call Portuguese
Hospitality thank you very

Hospitality thank you very

Hospitality thank you very
much thank you welcome to go thank

you that was fast well the truth is

you that was fast well the truth is
McKenzie has a telephone built into his

McKenzie has a telephone built into his

McKenzie has a telephone built into his
wooden

wooden

wooden
leg what does it say possible your man

leg what does it say possible your man

leg what does it say possible your man
is Ram DUS gupter Indian about

is Ram DUS gupter Indian about

is Ram DUS gupter Indian about
32 large mole on right cheek Clark for

32 large mole on right cheek Clark for

32 large mole on right cheek Clark for
inter Europe shipping Bombay currently

inter Europe shipping Bombay currently

inter Europe shipping Bombay currently
living at 197 cabal Street Goa known

living at 197 cabal Street Goa known

living at 197 cabal Street Goa known
political activist for Indian

political activist for Indian

political activist for Indian
independence I think we should meet this

independence I think we should meet this

independence I think we should meet this
fellow

may I use your

may I use your
telephone thank

you

you
2 yes

back yes

back yes
who dam is there someone here named Ram

who dam is there someone here named Ram

who dam is there someone here named Ram
D gter this call is for Mr Ram d g

D gter this call is for Mr Ram d g

D gter this call is for Mr Ram d g
perhaps he's outside

toilet now listen very carefully your

toilet now listen very carefully your
name is Ram D gupter you live at 197

name is Ram D gupter you live at 197

name is Ram D gupter you live at 197
cabal Street you work at inter Europe

cabal Street you work at inter Europe

cabal Street you work at inter Europe
shipping unless you fully cooperate

shipping unless you fully cooperate

shipping unless you fully cooperate
we'll be delighted to kill you is that

we'll be delighted to kill you is that

we'll be delighted to kill you is that
understood listen to this leis the an

understood listen to this leis the an

understood listen to this leis the an
ismore Trader 6,212 tons cargo varied

ismore Trader 6,212 tons cargo varied

ismore Trader 6,212 tons cargo varied
including handen playe ammo approximate

including handen playe ammo approximate

including handen playe ammo approximate
latitude 1025 longitude

latitude 1025 longitude

latitude 1025 longitude
7415 January 27th between 0800 and

7415 January 27th between 0800 and

7415 January 27th between 0800 and
2100 that's one we saved you are a

2100 that's one we saved you are a

2100 that's one we saved you are a
naughty boy I would like you to go back

naughty boy I would like you to go back

naughty boy I would like you to go back
to your table and continue with your

to your table and continue with your

to your table and continue with your
usual routine we'll be watching the

usual routine we'll be watching the

usual routine we'll be watching the
tiniest false move and you're dead

the fatherland's number one agent in

the fatherland's number one agent in
southern

southern

southern
Asia you sure I'm sure

[Music]

[Music]
did that strong coffee upset your

did that strong coffee upset your

did that strong coffee upset your
stomach no a

Pity if you don't keep your mouth shut

Pity if you don't keep your mouth shut
the next meeting may not be this

the next meeting may not be this

the next meeting may not be this
friendly

cronwell hello oh well to that effect

cronwell hello oh well to that effect
hello what a coincidence I've uh been

hello what a coincidence I've uh been

hello what a coincidence I've uh been
sitting over there waiting for you no

sitting over there waiting for you no

sitting over there waiting for you no
you

you

you
haven't well I cannot tell a lie to tell

haven't well I cannot tell a lie to tell

haven't well I cannot tell a lie to tell
you the truth I'm waiting for a business

you the truth I'm waiting for a business

you the truth I'm waiting for a business
associate who's never been on time in

associate who's never been on time in

associate who's never been on time in
his life

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

do I still call you Mrs crumble oh no

do I still call you Mrs crumble oh no
wait don't answer that what's your dog's

wait don't answer that what's your dog's

wait don't answer that what's your dog's
name you won't laugh

name you won't laugh

name you won't laugh
guaranteed

guaranteed

guaranteed
Hamlet but it's not a great day he

Hamlet but it's not a great day he

Hamlet but it's not a great day he
doesn't know

doesn't know

doesn't know
that and you may not believe this but

that and you may not believe this but

that and you may not believe this but
they named me

Agnes I'm still not laughing Agnes there

Agnes I'm still not laughing Agnes there
I was a helpless infant oh coffee please

I was a helpless infant oh coffee please

I was a helpless infant oh coffee please
and a human arm for the dog please Pard

and a human arm for the dog please Pard

and a human arm for the dog please Pard
just a

just a

just a
copy you were saying a helpless infant

copy you were saying a helpless infant

copy you were saying a helpless infant
may I said how spectacularly you have

may I said how spectacularly you have

may I said how spectacularly you have
matured but first is it all right if I

matured but first is it all right if I

matured but first is it all right if I
continue to call you Mrs

continue to call you Mrs

continue to call you Mrs
promo that is the best idea I've heard

promo that is the best idea I've heard

promo that is the best idea I've heard
all

all

all
day it's still early this is prob

I really must leave the Beast needs the

I really must leave the Beast needs the
exercise don't forget still have that

date thanks for the

date thanks for the
coffee have a lovely walk Mrs

Cromwell fast work well man does not

Cromwell fast work well man does not
live by bread alone a man who loves dogs

live by bread alone a man who loves dogs

live by bread alone a man who loves dogs
can't be all

can't be all

can't be all
bad come along I have some news for you

there those two men so we pay the bill

there those two men so we pay the bill
and then wait outside trumpet's house

and then wait outside trumpet's house

and then wait outside trumpet's house
right we could wait there the rest of

right we could wait there the rest of

right we could wait there the rest of
the day and the night too don't you

the day and the night too don't you

the day and the night too don't you
think the car will look a trial

think the car will look a trial

think the car will look a trial
conspicuous well I suppose it might but

conspicuous well I suppose it might but

conspicuous well I suppose it might but
we can't just break into his house and

we can't just break into his house and

we can't just break into his house and
take him we

take him we

take him we
could except we don't know who else

could except we don't know who else

could except we don't know who else
might be there I don't like the idea of

might be there I don't like the idea of

might be there I don't like the idea of
gter running about loose I mean he knows

gter running about loose I mean he knows

gter running about loose I mean he knows
we're not in tea

all

all
right we'll pick up Mr trumpet in the

morning well in that event leis i u have

morning well in that event leis i u have
a small favor to

a small favor to

a small favor to
ask need to look at me like that you

ask need to look at me like that you

ask need to look at me like that you
know my country comes first you'd like

know my country comes first you'd like

know my country comes first you'd like
me to take a long invigorating walk

me to take a long invigorating walk

me to take a long invigorating walk
tonight you could sit in the

tonight you could sit in the

tonight you could sit in the
bar the walk will do me more

good excuse me Sor you have a l on my

good excuse me Sor you have a l on my
cigarette

head you're a bloody

head you're a bloody
fool you shoot me your life's not worth

fool you shoot me your life's not worth

fool you shoot me your life's not worth
a rupee nevertheless

a rupee nevertheless

a rupee nevertheless
yes I will also shoot the lady G

yes I will also shoot the lady G

yes I will also shoot the lady G
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in you killed

in you killed
him yes he was about to kill

him yes he was about to kill

him yes he was about to kill
me Andrew that sort of thing tends to

me Andrew that sort of thing tends to

me Andrew that sort of thing tends to
make me impulsive

make me impulsive

make me impulsive
did you know

would God have

would God have
said a little

complicated where did you get the

complicated where did you get the
pistol from

pistol from

pistol from
him that is just perfect we have an

him that is just perfect we have an

him that is just perfect we have an
appointment tomorrow with Imperial Tea

appointment tomorrow with Imperial Tea

appointment tomorrow with Imperial Tea
Company not with the bloody police and

Company not with the bloody police and

Company not with the bloody police and
what was I supposed to do Lis let him

what was I supposed to do Lis let him

what was I supposed to do Lis let him
kill

kill

kill
us as You' probably gathered this is my

us as You' probably gathered this is my

us as You' probably gathered this is my
boss leis how do you

boss leis how do you

boss leis how do you
do little civility wouldn't be out of

do little civility wouldn't be out of

do little civility wouldn't be out of
place with it I mean it wasn't her

place with it I mean it wasn't her

place with it I mean it wasn't her
fault want to go now I'll take you no

fault want to go now I'll take you no

fault want to go now I'll take you no
thanks I didn't mean to sound rude you

thanks I didn't mean to sound rude you

thanks I didn't mean to sound rude you
must be very

must be very

must be very
upset

upset

upset
upset why would I be upset

upset why would I be upset

upset why would I be upset
I mean it was just a simple murder I

I mean it was just a simple murder I

I mean it was just a simple murder I
promise you you won't be involved with

promise you you won't be involved with

promise you you won't be involved with
the police that is unless you wish to

the police that is unless you wish to

the police that is unless you wish to
involve yourself GA that's all I need no

involve yourself GA that's all I need no

involve yourself GA that's all I need no
this is strictly your problem if it

this is strictly your problem if it

this is strictly your problem if it
comes to it I'll deny I was even here as

comes to it I'll deny I was even here as

comes to it I'll deny I was even here as
you

did you really have to kill him I mean

did you really have to kill him I mean
we could have worked on him perhaps

we could have worked on him perhaps

we could have worked on him perhaps
leared something about from Peta

leared something about from Peta

leared something about from Peta
honestly L I really had no choice what

honestly L I really had no choice what

honestly L I really had no choice what
happened to you two very pleasant chaps

happened to you two very pleasant chaps

happened to you two very pleasant chaps
tried to kill me at the dock really they

tried to kill me at the dock really they

tried to kill me at the dock really they
maybe we should have both sat in the bar

maybe we should have both sat in the bar

maybe we should have both sat in the bar
where are they now they're

where are they now they're

where are they now they're
resting what do we do with

resting what do we do with

resting what do we do with
him as penzi said when in trouble call

him as penzi said when in trouble call

him as penzi said when in trouble call
room service

could I trouble you for a match I don't

could I trouble you for a match I don't
smoke would you please look at the white

smoke would you please look at the white

smoke would you please look at the white
car over there I think you might find it

interesting if he has to kill you here

interesting if he has to kill you here
and now he will let you and I get into

and now he will let you and I get into

and now he will let you and I get into
the car very quietly

[Music]

[Music]
just relax sit back that's a good boy

just relax sit back that's a good boy

just relax sit back that's a good boy
[Music]

Mo they're kidnapping me help

Mo they're kidnapping me help
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damn

damn
it well there's no longer much point in

it well there's no longer much point in

it well there's no longer much point in
delivering him to intelligence let's

delivering him to intelligence let's

delivering him to intelligence let's
stump him here no wait till we cross the

stump him here no wait till we cross the

stump him here no wait till we cross the
border can't have him found in Goa

border can't have him found in Goa

border can't have him found in Goa
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your papers

your papers
gentlemen gu of course turned out nice

gentlemen gu of course turned out nice

gentlemen gu of course turned out nice
again hasn't

again hasn't

again hasn't
it thank you

and that

and that
gentleman here it is I'm sure you'll

gentleman here it is I'm sure you'll

gentleman here it is I'm sure you'll
find everything in

order perfectly sir have a good trip

order perfectly sir have a good trip
gentlemen

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[Music]
you got away with killing trumpeta and a

you got away with killing trumpeta and a

you got away with killing trumpeta and a
fat lot of goody did us we did find out

fat lot of goody did us we did find out

fat lot of goody did us we did find out
that the transmitters on the Aon Feld I

that the transmitters on the Aon Feld I

that the transmitters on the Aon Feld I
I understand your feelings no you don't

I understand your feelings no you don't

I understand your feelings no you don't
you took one hell of a risk for next to

you took one hell of a risk for next to

you took one hell of a risk for next to
nothing whoever Trum peta's number two

nothing whoever Trum peta's number two

nothing whoever Trum peta's number two
man is took over immediately we still

man is took over immediately we still

man is took over immediately we still
haven't been able to break the code

haven't been able to break the code

haven't been able to break the code
while you were on the train for two days

while you were on the train for two days

while you were on the train for two days
coming back to Delhi three more ships

coming back to Delhi three more ships

coming back to Delhi three more ships
have been

have been

have been
sunk did you hear what I said three more

sunk did you hear what I said three more

sunk did you hear what I said three more
ships have been sunk

ships have been sunk

ships have been sunk
I'd like to go into that Harbor with

I'd like to go into that Harbor with

I'd like to go into that Harbor with
Commandos and blow the whole filthy

Commandos and blow the whole filthy

Commandos and blow the whole filthy
place up but we can't which is rather

frustrating also I've got no suggestions

frustrating also I've got no suggestions
which may account for my unpleasant

disposition if the professionals can't

disposition if the professionals can't
do it we might have to turn to

do it we might have to turn to

do it we might have to turn to
amateurs and what does that mean what if

amateurs and what does that mean what if

amateurs and what does that mean what if
a group of British civilians managed to

a group of British civilians managed to

a group of British civilians managed to
board their themselves if they were

board their themselves if they were

board their themselves if they were
caught might be taken as a drunken

caught might be taken as a drunken

caught might be taken as a drunken
Escapade you know businessmen on holiday

Escapade you know businessmen on holiday

Escapade you know businessmen on holiday
and Goa without their wives having a

and Goa without their wives having a

and Goa without their wives having a
smashing good time little chany with the

smashing good time little chany with the

smashing good time little chany with the
Portuguese government that's a

Portuguese government that's a

Portuguese government that's a
masterpiece of understatement London

masterpiece of understatement London

masterpiece of understatement London
would have our heads it might just

would have our heads it might just

would have our heads it might just
succeed sir oh

succeed sir oh

succeed sir oh
God and which civilians did you have in

God and which civilians did you have in

God and which civilians did you have in
mind the kkat light

mind the kkat light

mind the kkat light
horse the what it's a part-time

horse the what it's a part-time

horse the what it's a part-time
territorial unit they haven't seen

territorial unit they haven't seen

territorial unit they haven't seen
action for 40 years

action for 40 years

action for 40 years
years leis you're talking about a mixed

years leis you're talking about a mixed

years leis you're talking about a mixed
bag of boozing middle-aged Potbelly

bag of boozing middle-aged Potbelly

bag of boozing middle-aged Potbelly
businessmen no argument but when the war

businessmen no argument but when the war

businessmen no argument but when the war
started every man Jack of them

started every man Jack of them

started every man Jack of them
volunteered for active service those

volunteered for active service those

volunteered for active service those
that were not accepted for whatever

that were not accepted for whatever

that were not accepted for whatever
reasons are all EX soldiers they know

reasons are all EX soldiers they know

reasons are all EX soldiers they know
weapons they know tactics they'd give

weapons they know tactics they'd give

weapons they know tactics they'd give
their right arms to help it's insane

their right arms to help it's insane

their right arms to help it's insane
leis and you know it

SE thank you

SE thank you
sir to me move

sir to me move

sir to me move
it

it

it
back it's yours

back it's yours

back it's yours
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
well done well

done have you seen Bill no probably in

done have you seen Bill no probably in
the

the

the
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bar obviously everything we've just told

bar obviously everything we've just told
you the operation the destination all of

you the operation the destination all of

you the operation the destination all of
it is for your ear only are you

it is for your ear only are you

it is for your ear only are you
expecting my men to volunteer without

expecting my men to volunteer without

expecting my men to volunteer without
having the faintest idea what they're

having the faintest idea what they're

having the faintest idea what they're
volunteering for right I thought so all

volunteering for right I thought so all

volunteering for right I thought so all
that the men must know is that it

that the men must know is that it

that the men must know is that it
couldn't be more

couldn't be more

couldn't be more
important it'll be quite risky and it's

important it'll be quite risky and it's

important it'll be quite risky and it's
top secret unfortunately Bill there'll

top secret unfortunately Bill there'll

top secret unfortunately Bill there'll
be no pay in it no pensions if anyone's

be no pay in it no pensions if anyone's

be no pay in it no pensions if anyone's
killed or wounded and no

killed or wounded and no

killed or wounded and no
credit the all sounds unbelievably

credit the all sounds unbelievably

credit the all sounds unbelievably
attractive to me and I take it no medals

attractive to me and I take it no medals

attractive to me and I take it no medals
if all goes well no medals no

if all goes well no medals no

if all goes well no medals no
recognition at

recognition at

recognition at
all I love it so will they

go last of course Mel born again good

go last of course Mel born again good
early for

early for

early for
casualties he'll be all right you okay

casualties he'll be all right you okay

casualties he'll be all right you okay
DIY damn fool you all right I think so

DIY damn fool you all right I think so

DIY damn fool you all right I think so
that's not all all the wind out of me

that's not all all the wind out of me

that's not all all the wind out of me
well there's enough of it in there Dicky

well there's enough of it in there Dicky

well there's enough of it in there Dicky
lad that's tremendously amusing must

lad that's tremendously amusing must

lad that's tremendously amusing must
have been relief to your Pony Rober old

have been relief to your Pony Rober old

have been relief to your Pony Rober old
Chef once I've adjusted my trust I'll be

Chef once I've adjusted my trust I'll be

Chef once I've adjusted my trust I'll be
happy to thump you on the head come on

happy to thump you on the head come on

happy to thump you on the head come on
Dicky just a bit of fun in a cold cruel

fire I've told you everything about this

fire I've told you everything about this
operation I'm allowed to the light horse

operation I'm allowed to the light horse

operation I'm allowed to the light horse
has not been in action as a unit since

has not been in action as a unit since

has not been in action as a unit since
the B war in 1900s

the B war in 1900s

the B war in 1900s
but I hope and believe that we soon will

volunteers I was afraid of that thank

volunteers I was afraid of that thank
you gentlemen I appreciate it now those

you gentlemen I appreciate it now those

you gentlemen I appreciate it now those
of you who are selected will leave in

of you who are selected will leave in

of you who are selected will leave in
about 7 days you'll be gone for two

about 7 days you'll be gone for two

about 7 days you'll be gone for two
weeks I think it's best if you tell your

weeks I think it's best if you tell your

weeks I think it's best if you tell your
wives you've been ordered up to Ranchi

wives you've been ordered up to Ranchi

wives you've been ordered up to Ranchi
for a twoe training period of local

for a twoe training period of local

for a twoe training period of local
defense that sort of thing

defense that sort of thing

defense that sort of thing
so now will you all please give your

so now will you all please give your

so now will you all please give your
names and telephone numbers to Sandy

this God blesses

this God blesses
everyone oh help us take your choice

so and you could move that game further

so and you could move that game further
down the beach if you don't

down the beach if you don't

down the beach if you don't
mind it starts off like a Hungarian

mind it starts off like a Hungarian

mind it starts off like a Hungarian
omelet first steal one egg we're

omelet first steal one egg we're

omelet first steal one egg we're
actually stealing an entire ship can't

actually stealing an entire ship can't

actually stealing an entire ship can't
rent one and naturally the Navy has

rent one and naturally the Navy has

rent one and naturally the Navy has
nothing available then I have to sail

nothing available then I have to sail

nothing available then I have to sail
the bloody thing the whole way around

the bloody thing the whole way around

the bloody thing the whole way around
India from

India from

India from
Kolkata to coochin yes you're the only

Kolkata to coochin yes you're the only

Kolkata to coochin yes you're the only
one of us with any experience at Sea and

one of us with any experience at Sea and

one of us with any experience at Sea and
all I get is five light horse for crew

all I get is five light horse for crew

all I get is five light horse for crew
plus three hard lasers we are not

plus three hard lasers we are not

plus three hard lasers we are not
stealing the Queen Mary and we're not

stealing the Queen Mary and we're not

stealing the Queen Mary and we're not
exactly looking for a robo

exactly looking for a robo

exactly looking for a robo
either all

either all

either all
right Charlie Wilton knows engines and I

right Charlie Wilton knows engines and I

right Charlie Wilton knows engines and I
can

can

can
navigate well suppose we make it then

navigate well suppose we make it then

navigate well suppose we make it then
you bring the others across by train to

you bring the others across by train to

you bring the others across by train to
coach in I pick you up and we sail right

coach in I pick you up and we sail right

coach in I pick you up and we sail right
into marago Harbor and blow up

into marago Harbor and blow up

into marago Harbor and blow up
everything in sight just like that right

everything in sight just like that right

everything in sight just like that right
nothing to it and for a grand finale we

nothing to it and for a grand finale we

nothing to it and for a grand finale we
escape 20 of us against maybe 120 of

escape 20 of us against maybe 120 of

escape 20 of us against maybe 120 of
them won't be 120 of them Gavin will see

them won't be 120 of them Gavin will see

them won't be 120 of them Gavin will see
to that he'll be in Goa arranging all

to that he'll be in Goa arranging all

to that he'll be in Goa arranging all
sorts of brilliant

sorts of brilliant

sorts of brilliant
diversions come in I think it's Jack you

diversions come in I think it's Jack you

diversions come in I think it's Jack you
want to see

want to see

want to see
come in Jack take a seat no thank you

come in Jack take a seat no thank you

come in Jack take a seat no thank you
sir I'll Stand forget the sir I can't

sir I'll Stand forget the sir I can't

sir I'll Stand forget the sir I can't
make a speech bill but this is the only

make a speech bill but this is the only

make a speech bill but this is the only
chance I'll have to settle accounts for

chance I'll have to settle accounts for

chance I'll have to settle accounts for
my boy your boy he was killed in Burma

my boy your boy he was killed in Burma

my boy your boy he was killed in Burma
didn't know

sorry well that's really what I came

sorry well that's really what I came
about God knows I know how you feel but

about God knows I know how you feel but

about God knows I know how you feel but
you must realize I don't think you do at

you must realize I don't think you do at

you must realize I don't think you do at
all but you don't understand the

all but you don't understand the

all but you don't understand the
operation I don't know how to say this

operation I don't know how to say this

operation I don't know how to say this
to you but we just can't risk your old

to you but we just can't risk your old

to you but we just can't risk your old
ticker there's nothing wrong with it

ticker there's nothing wrong with it

ticker there's nothing wrong with it
bill I have my pills I'll take

bill I have my pills I'll take

bill I have my pills I'll take
it no liability at all I do have some

it no liability at all I do have some

it no liability at all I do have some
strange deals to make and I'm sure he'll

strange deals to make and I'm sure he'll

strange deals to make and I'm sure he'll
handle some of them better than I

handle some of them better than I

handle some of them better than I
can well

oh God I'm dying oh hell I'm dead I've

oh God I'm dying oh hell I'm dead I've
been dead nearly 20 minutes I thought I

been dead nearly 20 minutes I thought I

been dead nearly 20 minutes I thought I
smelled something strange

smelled something strange

smelled something strange
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good God what are you doing just toning

good God what are you doing just toning
up what on Earth for my health well mind

up what on Earth for my health well mind

up what on Earth for my health well mind
your hernia

[Music]

[Music]
dear why the hell don't you whistle or

dear why the hell don't you whistle or

dear why the hell don't you whistle or
something before you come out here

here Mr Melbourne are you all right no

here Mr Melbourne are you all right no
I'm just having a a private heart attack

I'm just having a a private heart attack

I'm just having a a private heart attack
get out this wedworth

in leis delightful to see you is that

in leis delightful to see you is that
Gavin by georgean is gin wait you mean

Gavin by georgean is gin wait you mean

Gavin by georgean is gin wait you mean
the one with the blood rushing to his

the one with the blood rushing to his

the one with the blood rushing to his
feet you're right

feet you're right

feet you're right
I'm glad to see you back in one piece

I'm glad to see you back in one piece

I'm glad to see you back in one piece
Yogi it was a lovely Mission there

Yogi it was a lovely Mission there

Yogi it was a lovely Mission there
certain parts of Burma that won't be

certain parts of Burma that won't be

certain parts of Burma that won't be
quite the same again anything new coming

quite the same again anything new coming

quite the same again anything new coming
up for Force 136 sir oh just for you

up for Force 136 sir oh just for you

up for Force 136 sir oh just for you
marvelous what can I do for you how

marvelous what can I do for you how

marvelous what can I do for you how
would you like to blow up two or three

would you like to blow up two or three

would you like to blow up two or three
enemy ships in a neutral Harbor

enemy ships in a neutral Harbor

enemy ships in a neutral Harbor
delighted you'll have to get me a couple

delighted you'll have to get me a couple

delighted you'll have to get me a couple
of days notice to get my gear ready

of days notice to get my gear ready

of days notice to get my gear ready
it'll be in and out fast there won't be

it'll be in and out fast there won't be

it'll be in and out fast there won't be
a second chance at these targets I

a second chance at these targets I

a second chance at these targets I
haven't needed one yet have I the one

haven't needed one yet have I the one

haven't needed one yet have I the one
thing I can't abide is a lack of

thing I can't abide is a lack of

thing I can't abide is a lack of
confidence we'll be in touch then fine

confidence we'll be in touch then fine

confidence we'll be in touch then fine
onward and upward anything new in the

onward and upward anything new in the

onward and upward anything new in the
papers

papers

papers
y yes the world's upside

down couldn't sail across the serpentine

down couldn't sail across the serpentine
that R around India it's a bloody River

that R around India it's a bloody River

that R around India it's a bloody River
booat it's the right size there won't be

booat it's the right size there won't be

booat it's the right size there won't be
any great upro when it's

missing there something very peculiar

missing there something very peculiar
going on Bill what is it what what you

going on Bill what is it what what you

going on Bill what is it what what you
never shave at night well rather a

never shave at night well rather a

never shave at night well rather a
novelty I thought for once not to shave

novelty I thought for once not to shave

novelty I thought for once not to shave
in the morning when I'm still asleep

in the morning when I'm still asleep

in the morning when I'm still asleep
that's not it no

that's not it no

that's not it no
why you can really be the most

why you can really be the most

why you can really be the most
exasperating I'm probably being even

exasperating I'm probably being even

exasperating I'm probably being even
more EX aspirating a good wife does not

more EX aspirating a good wife does not

more EX aspirating a good wife does not
pry darling you can pry as much as you

pry darling you can pry as much as you

pry darling you can pry as much as you
like now the reason I'm shaving now is

like now the reason I'm shaving now is

like now the reason I'm shaving now is
because I have to get up tomorrow

because I have to get up tomorrow

because I have to get up tomorrow
morning at 4:00 we go charging up to run

morning at 4:00 we go charging up to run

morning at 4:00 we go charging up to run
she in a bloody great truck to do two

she in a bloody great truck to do two

she in a bloody great truck to do two
weeks incredibly boring training

weeks incredibly boring training

weeks incredibly boring training
whatever it is it's far too important to

whatever it is it's far too important to

whatever it is it's far too important to
you oh

you oh

you oh
really it's another woman isn't

it

it
is another woman

is another woman

is another woman
me I have never loved nor will I ever

me I have never loved nor will I ever

me I have never loved nor will I ever
love anyone but

you you've come and got me all laed up

you you've come and got me all laed up
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hold it what the hell is

hold it what the hell is
this no questions just answers now if

this no questions just answers now if

this no questions just answers now if
you create any problem we shall have to

you create any problem we shall have to

you create any problem we shall have to
kill you

have you taken a look at the engine in

have you taken a look at the engine in
this thing no but I have a general idea

this thing no but I have a general idea

this thing no but I have a general idea
belongs to the museum so do some of us

belongs to the museum so do some of us

belongs to the museum so do some of us
that's you're up let's take a stroll on

that's you're up let's take a stroll on

that's you're up let's take a stroll on
the prominade

I've been saving this for a long time

I've been saving this for a long time
now I know why to

I haven't got the faintest idea what

I haven't got the faintest idea what
makes this thing

makes this thing

makes this thing
work do

work do

work do
you see you in coaches

you see you in coaches

you see you in coaches
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you

you

you
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that

that

that
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is my shepher I sure don't

is my shepher I sure don't

is my shepher I sure don't
want get

want get

want get
up not into the wind Robin not into the

up not into the wind Robin not into the

up not into the wind Robin not into the
wind Robin oh God done it again for God

wind Robin oh God done it again for God

wind Robin oh God done it again for God
sake don't describe it to me I'm going

sake don't describe it to me I'm going

sake don't describe it to me I'm going
down below to hit myself over the head

down below to hit myself over the head

down below to hit myself over the head
with a hammer remember I've still got

with a hammer remember I've still got

with a hammer remember I've still got
the cook

job you wouldn't you sadistic what

job you wouldn't you sadistic what
wouldn't

wouldn't

wouldn't
I no Yogi when we get to wherever it is

I no Yogi when we get to wherever it is

I no Yogi when we get to wherever it is
we're going I'm going to kill you mind

we're going I'm going to kill you mind

we're going I'm going to kill you mind
have a matter Robin think the just a

me I'm not doing a damn fool taking on

me I'm not doing a damn fool taking on
this

this

this
job one

Well Jack old CH if anyone has to swim

Well Jack old CH if anyone has to swim
for it this is where you'll be Jack cut

for it this is where you'll be Jack cut

for it this is where you'll be Jack cut
right entire onshore rescue and first a

right entire onshore rescue and first a

right entire onshore rescue and first a
you'd better put a lry up there now

you'd better put a lry up there now

you'd better put a lry up there now
should you pick anyone up they're to be

should you pick anyone up they're to be

should you pick anyone up they're to be
taken straight out of go and if you have

taken straight out of go and if you have

taken straight out of go and if you have
to drive through the Border barricades

to drive through the Border barricades

to drive through the Border barricades
and take over that River the you do

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it thank God you're not my wife life any

it thank God you're not my wife life any

it thank God you're not my wife life any
kind of physical contact brings on the

kind of physical contact brings on the

kind of physical contact brings on the
most outrageous sexual remars woman's

most outrageous sexual remars woman's

most outrageous sexual remars woman's
insatiable you're a lucky fellow she

insatiable you're a lucky fellow she

insatiable you're a lucky fellow she
bites bloody undignified at my age I

bites bloody undignified at my age I

bites bloody undignified at my age I
prefer a bit of grateful whimpering even

prefer a bit of grateful whimpering even

prefer a bit of grateful whimpering even
if it's only be from

me I never survived the training

me I never survived the training
Rock I'm talking of Survivor leis I

Rock I'm talking of Survivor leis I

Rock I'm talking of Survivor leis I
swore to myself I'd never asked this

swore to myself I'd never asked this

swore to myself I'd never asked this
which is why I'm asking but all those

which is why I'm asking but all those

which is why I'm asking but all those
explosives we loaded onto that

explosives we loaded onto that

explosives we loaded onto that
ridiculous feee what on Earth are they

ridiculous feee what on Earth are they

ridiculous feee what on Earth are they
for

oh it's my opinion we're going to storm

oh it's my opinion we're going to storm
a Mountaintop con Bowa hats and barus

a Mountaintop con Bowa hats and barus

a Mountaintop con Bowa hats and barus
veins and umbrellas a and the nuns will

veins and umbrellas a and the nuns will

veins and umbrellas a and the nuns will
shoot that deals off well someone will

shoot that deals off well someone will

shoot that deals off well someone will
let's play

let's play

let's play
bridge oh love crof must have melons for

adenoids the next round's on me uh cruml

adenoids the next round's on me uh cruml
c r o m w e l

c r o m w e l

c r o m w e l
l hold on who is it

it's

it's
open

open

open
hello ah yes you have it what do you

hello ah yes you have it what do you

hello ah yes you have it what do you
mean you can't give it to me it's

mean you can't give it to me it's

mean you can't give it to me it's
unlisted well where are you I'll come

unlisted well where are you I'll come

unlisted well where are you I'll come
down and pay

down and pay

down and pay
you we all have to learn to live with

you we all have to learn to live with

you we all have to learn to live with
the odd insult that we I'll try to beat

the odd insult that we I'll try to beat

the odd insult that we I'll try to beat
that combination an Incorruptible

that combination an Incorruptible

that combination an Incorruptible
telephone operator and a woman with an

telephone operator and a woman with an

telephone operator and a woman with an
unlisted telephone number and a ring

unlisted telephone number and a ring

unlisted telephone number and a ring
Beauty damn it come on you have to put

Beauty damn it come on you have to put

Beauty damn it come on you have to put
that in a safe dep posit box at the p

that in a safe dep posit box at the p

that in a safe dep posit box at the p
Portuguese national

Periscope it's over the St

Periscope it's over the St
bow I don't see a thing where the hell

bow I don't see a thing where the hell

bow I don't see a thing where the hell
is it look there that's a port bow idiot

is it look there that's a port bow idiot

is it look there that's a port bow idiot
Whatever It Is God help us we're

wheel give me those glasses where is it

wheel give me those glasses where is it
no on the on the um the the port

no on the on the um the the port

no on the on the um the the port
bow if we're blown up everybody get a

bow if we're blown up everybody get a

bow if we're blown up everybody get a
bit of wreckage and cling to it that's

hilarious wait a

hilarious wait a
minute I've got it

minute I've got it

minute I've got it
what an incredible piece of camouflage

what an incredible piece of camouflage

what an incredible piece of camouflage
it looks exactly like a shark fin

it looks exactly like a shark fin

it looks exactly like a shark fin
they're Kev Devils I give them

they're Kev Devils I give them

they're Kev Devils I give them
that it's a shark Mr MERS oh oh is that

that it's a shark Mr MERS oh oh is that

that it's a shark Mr MERS oh oh is that
all you can say oh sorry you

all you can say oh sorry you

all you can say oh sorry you
know sorry I prefer

o damn

o damn
fool six days each week of government

fool six days each week of government

fool six days each week of government
bureaucracy taxes the mind in the body

bureaucracy taxes the mind in the body

bureaucracy taxes the mind in the body
to the limits of endurance yes it's very

to the limits of endurance yes it's very

to the limits of endurance yes it's very
good of you to see me senor Montero not

good of you to see me senor Montero not

good of you to see me senor Montero not
at all now you want to enjoy your day

at all now you want to enjoy your day

at all now you want to enjoy your day
offer my time is limited so may we drop

offer my time is limited so may we drop

offer my time is limited so may we drop
the

the

the
formalities as you wish I want you to

formalities as you wish I want you to

formalities as you wish I want you to
use your influence to persuade the

use your influence to persuade the

use your influence to persuade the
governor to have a reception among the

governor to have a reception among the

governor to have a reception among the
invited guests will be every port

invited guests will be every port

invited guests will be every port
official from marag Goa and the officers

official from marag Goa and the officers

official from marag Goa and the officers
from every ship at anchor in the harbor

from every ship at anchor in the harbor

from every ship at anchor in the harbor
you will on the same night arrange a

you will on the same night arrange a

you will on the same night arrange a
carnival which will attract the cruise

carnival which will attract the cruise

carnival which will attract the cruise
of all the

of all the

of all the
ships well

you mentioned my

you mentioned my
sons yes I can arrange that your sons

sons yes I can arrange that your sons

sons yes I can arrange that your sons
continue to enjoy their schooling in

continue to enjoy their schooling in

continue to enjoy their schooling in
India and that their fees are paid

India and that their fees are paid

India and that their fees are paid
directly into a bank there yes or

no a wise

no a wise
decision the invitations have already

decision the invitations have already

decision the invitations have already
been printed the date is March the 8th

been printed the date is March the 8th

been printed the date is March the 8th
the time 2100 hours what is your your

the time 2100 hours what is your your

the time 2100 hours what is your your
reason for this seor that is a question

reason for this seor that is a question

reason for this seor that is a question
you do not ask it is simply a display of

you do not ask it is simply a display of

you do not ask it is simply a display of
your country's hospitality and

your country's hospitality and

your country's hospitality and
neutrality now these are for your

neutrality now these are for your

neutrality now these are for your
immediate use I'm sure your list of

immediate use I'm sure your list of

immediate use I'm sure your list of
expenses will be very imaginative oh one

expenses will be very imaginative oh one

expenses will be very imaginative oh one
more thing I'd hate like hell to see

more thing I'd hate like hell to see

more thing I'd hate like hell to see
anything go wrong for your sake and the

anything go wrong for your sake and the

anything go wrong for your sake and the
children

children

children
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I don't know what comes first the hello

I don't know what comes first the hello
the apology or the explanation none of

the apology or the explanation none of

the apology or the explanation none of
them excuse me well I ow you at least

them excuse me well I ow you at least

them excuse me well I ow you at least
two out of three

two out of three

two out of three
please how's Hamlet damn

please how's Hamlet damn

please how's Hamlet damn
it I prefer not to make a scene here why

it I prefer not to make a scene here why

it I prefer not to make a scene here why
don't we sit

down how is hambert look I don't

down how is hambert look I don't
appreciate

appreciate

appreciate
it some why champagne

hello Mrs crom and I can't tell you how

hello Mrs crom and I can't tell you how
sorry am that's

sorry am that's

sorry am that's
true I find all that sh

true I find all that sh

true I find all that sh
unbearable quite truthfully so do I the

unbearable quite truthfully so do I the

unbearable quite truthfully so do I the
best I can do is apologize if you would

best I can do is apologize if you would

best I can do is apologize if you would
accept that we could

accept that we could

accept that we could
talk it was an

talk it was an

talk it was an
ugly incident you killed a man as were

ugly incident you killed a man as were

ugly incident you killed a man as were
nothing he was about to kill us both

nothing he was about to kill us both

nothing he was about to kill us both
you've done it before haven't

you yes I was an officer in the Army for

you yes I was an officer in the Army for
a while and then the Bengali police made

a while and then the Bengali police made

a while and then the Bengali police made
me a better offer and now you're a t-

me a better offer and now you're a t-

me a better offer and now you're a t-
merchant

merchant

merchant
yes I didn't like being a police

yes I didn't like being a police

yes I didn't like being a police
officer and I don't wander around

officer and I don't wander around

officer and I don't wander around
killing

people well next you're going to accuse

people well next you're going to accuse
me of killing the poor unfortunate owner

me of killing the poor unfortunate owner

me of killing the poor unfortunate owner
of this place it had crossed my

of this place it had crossed my

of this place it had crossed my
mind Mrs crumel I really would much

mind Mrs crumel I really would much

mind Mrs crumel I really would much
rather talk about you and possibly even

rather talk about you and possibly even

rather talk about you and possibly even
me you know it wouldn't take a great

me you know it wouldn't take a great

me you know it wouldn't take a great
deal for me to fall in love with

deal for me to fall in love with

deal for me to fall in love with
you no

you no

you no
comment all right I have

comment all right I have

comment all right I have
one why don't we pick up where we left

one why don't we pick up where we left

one why don't we pick up where we left
off be exceptionally wary of each other

off be exceptionally wary of each other

off be exceptionally wary of each other
and see what

and see what

and see what
develops no

develops no

develops no
comment yet

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why Mrs

Crum whose deal is it

Crum whose deal is it
yours did you order us a beer

yours did you order us a beer

yours did you order us a beer
yes I wonder why they ask us if we can

yes I wonder why they ask us if we can

yes I wonder why they ask us if we can
swim but one thing's for certain this is

swim but one thing's for certain this is

swim but one thing's for certain this is
a damn side better than thumping around

a damn side better than thumping around

a damn side better than thumping around
the coast in that dirty old bucket a py

the coast in that dirty old bucket a py

the coast in that dirty old bucket a py
bre

bre

bre
awful bloody Sor you know suffers hell

awful bloody Sor you know suffers hell

awful bloody Sor you know suffers hell
so did Nelson Nelson Admiral Nelson you

so did Nelson Nelson Admiral Nelson you

so did Nelson Nelson Admiral Nelson you
fool you know England

fool you know England

fool you know England
expects uh over here

chaps gentlemen if they've been lucky

chaps gentlemen if they've been lucky
the Phoebe should be outside coach and

the Phoebe should be outside coach and

the Phoebe should be outside coach and
harber tomorrow night and will be off on

harber tomorrow night and will be off on

harber tomorrow night and will be off on
a lovely sundrenched Cruise

a lovely sundrenched Cruise

a lovely sundrenched Cruise
you'll each receive a boarding schedule

you'll each receive a boarding schedule

you'll each receive a boarding schedule
and detailed instructions please

and detailed instructions please

and detailed instructions please
memorize them and Destroy them no others

memorize them and Destroy them no others

memorize them and Destroy them no others
to carry any letters or documents which

to carry any letters or documents which

to carry any letters or documents which
might associate him with the LI horse

might associate him with the LI horse

might associate him with the LI horse
tomorrow you will each go separately to

tomorrow you will each go separately to

tomorrow you will each go separately to
the Bazar and buy two bottles of whiskey

the Bazar and buy two bottles of whiskey

the Bazar and buy two bottles of whiskey
which you will keep in your luggage

which you will keep in your luggage

which you will keep in your luggage
unopened you to be packed and ready by

unopened you to be packed and ready by

unopened you to be packed and ready by
1700

1700

1700
hours I can't give you any details on

hours I can't give you any details on

hours I can't give you any details on
the operation itself until we're safely

the operation itself until we're safely

the operation itself until we're safely
at

questions

questions
good if any of you might be thinking of

good if any of you might be thinking of

good if any of you might be thinking of
getting SLE

getting SLE

getting SLE
tonight splain it I expect

tonight splain it I expect

tonight splain it I expect
to and the briefing

for shot

for shot
offs ell

Noor English yeah

Noor English yeah
yes you perhaps wish something we can

yes you perhaps wish something we can

yes you perhaps wish something we can
give you anything you should desire

give you anything you should desire

give you anything you should desire
anything your house yes seor all clean

anything your house yes seor all clean

anything your house yes seor all clean
girls and all

girls and all

girls and all
beautiful I have an unusual request uh

beautiful I have an unusual request uh

beautiful I have an unusual request uh
nothing is strange here Senor many years

nothing is strange here Senor many years

nothing is strange here Senor many years
ago I was a sailor now I am a rich man

ago I was a sailor now I am a rich man

ago I was a sailor now I am a rich man
but always a seller in your heart I

but always a seller in your heart I

but always a seller in your heart I
understand you wish something special

understand you wish something special

understand you wish something special
yes I would like to give every sailor in

yes I would like to give every sailor in

yes I would like to give every sailor in
the port a gift to celebrate my good

the port a gift to celebrate my good

the port a gift to celebrate my good
fortune in life

fortune in life

fortune in life
now you will tell every nationality of

now you will tell every nationality of

now you will tell every nationality of
sailor in the harbor that for three days

sailor in the harbor that for three days

sailor in the harbor that for three days
Thursday Friday Saturday zon come to

Thursday Friday Saturday zon come to

Thursday Friday Saturday zon come to
this street and do with girls at no cost

this street and do with girls at no cost

this street and do with girls at no cost
Oh What a Beautiful Thing You Do sir I'm

Oh What a Beautiful Thing You Do sir I'm

Oh What a Beautiful Thing You Do sir I'm
glad you think so now can we agree price

glad you think so now can we agree price

glad you think so now can we agree price
please come

please come

please come
Senor you this is exceedingly

Senor you this is exceedingly

Senor you this is exceedingly
odd I hardly know anything about you I

odd I hardly know anything about you I

odd I hardly know anything about you I
don't you live I don't even know your

don't you live I don't even know your

don't you live I don't even know your
phone number you didn't have to all

phone number you didn't have to all

phone number you didn't have to all
we've done is enjoy each

we've done is enjoy each

we've done is enjoy each
other I am falling in love with you Mrs

that I

that I
have Gavin I don't want to go home now

have Gavin I don't want to go home now

have Gavin I don't want to go home now
but I'm going

but I'm going

but I'm going
to all right I'll take you no

to all right I'll take you no

to all right I'll take you no
I still can't know where you live not

I still can't know where you live not

I still can't know where you live not
until I understand how I

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feel I'd like to get dressed

now you do love me

now you do love me
give me time to think I promise to call

give me time to think I promise to call

give me time to think I promise to call
you

you

you
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come Jack how was your second visit with

come Jack how was your second visit with
your friendly wh house keeper set every

your friendly wh house keeper set every

your friendly wh house keeper set every
saor is all about it as he was taking

saor is all about it as he was taking

saor is all about it as he was taking
the rest of the money he called me a

the rest of the money he called me a

the rest of the money he called me a
true benefactor of all halls and Seaman

true benefactor of all halls and Seaman

true benefactor of all halls and Seaman
rather appropriate play on words don't

rather appropriate play on words don't

rather appropriate play on words don't
you think I also his lifelong friend for

you think I also his lifelong friend for

you think I also his lifelong friend for
whom he'd shed blood and Brandy he shed

whom he'd shed blood and Brandy he shed

whom he'd shed blood and Brandy he shed
the Brandy didn't he yeah he did Jack

the Brandy didn't he yeah he did Jack

the Brandy didn't he yeah he did Jack
why don't you go to your room and lie

why don't you go to your room and lie

why don't you go to your room and lie
down for bit I mean there's nothing else

down for bit I mean there's nothing else

down for bit I mean there's nothing else
to be done

to be done

to be done
tonight I was going to I may even pray a

tonight I was going to I may even pray a

tonight I was going to I may even pray a
bit where are you going I'm talking a

bit where are you going I'm talking a

bit where are you going I'm talking a
Praying to church the phone call I was

Praying to church the phone call I was

Praying to church the phone call I was
waiting for for two days finally came

waiting for for two days finally came

waiting for for two days finally came
through I'm glad to hear you so was I

through I'm glad to hear you so was I

through I'm glad to hear you so was I
did you say Church

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yes that you

I need a t would you bring that up here

I need a t would you bring that up here
for me

please now

please now
then we're on the last lap of our little

then we're on the last lap of our little

then we're on the last lap of our little
trip so I can now give you our

trip so I can now give you our

trip so I can now give you our
destination and tell you what we're

destination and tell you what we're

destination and tell you what we're
going to do when we get there we're

going to do when we get there we're

going to do when we get there we're
headed for the neutral Port of marag Goa

headed for the neutral Port of marag Goa

headed for the neutral Port of marag Goa
told in that port at an ER is a German

told in that port at an ER is a German

told in that port at an ER is a German
ship the Aron felds our

ship the Aron felds our

ship the Aron felds our
job is to seize that

job is to seize that

job is to seize that
ship hold her

ship hold her

ship hold her
down or sink her where she is also in

down or sink her where she is also in

down or sink her where she is also in
that Port are two other German ships so

that Port are two other German ships so

that Port are two other German ships so
if we can knock them off at the same

if we can knock them off at the same

if we can knock them off at the same
time so much the

time so much the

time so much the
better but first Theon here is her deck

better but first Theon here is her deck

better but first Theon here is her deck
plan study it very carefully and then

plan study it very carefully and then

plan study it very carefully and then
I'll deal with any question bill yeah

I'll deal with any question bill yeah

I'll deal with any question bill yeah
we've got problems what's wrong the main

we've got problems what's wrong the main

we've got problems what's wrong the main
bearing is

bearing is

bearing is
overheating can you do anything about it

overheating can you do anything about it

overheating can you do anything about it
only if I stop the engine it's a

only if I stop the engine it's a

only if I stop the engine it's a
question of dismantling the bearing and

question of dismantling the bearing and

question of dismantling the bearing and
fitting a new shell if I

can how long would it take 2 to 3 hours

can how long would it take 2 to 3 hours
and sir I said if I can as I heard you

and sir I said if I can as I heard you

and sir I said if I can as I heard you
Charlie well can we keep going as it is

Charlie well can we keep going as it is

Charlie well can we keep going as it is
not for long

all right stop your engine see what you

all right stop your engine see what you
can

can

can
do we desperately needed

do we desperately needed

do we desperately needed
that have a little the way not

that have a little the way not

that have a little the way not
much carry

much carry

much carry
on

on

on
now on the for deck here

I didn't want to push my luck on the

I didn't want to push my luck on the
telephone but WI a church I didn't want

telephone but WI a church I didn't want

telephone but WI a church I didn't want
to meet you in a cafe again or in the

to meet you in a cafe again or in the

to meet you in a cafe again or in the
hotel

hotel

hotel
room I'm coming I'm glad you called

room I'm coming I'm glad you called

room I'm coming I'm glad you called
I don't know whether I am or not I just

I don't know whether I am or not I just

I don't know whether I am or not I just
know I'm afraid to trust my own feelings

know I'm afraid to trust my own feelings

know I'm afraid to trust my own feelings
which

which

which
are terribly

are terribly

are terribly
confused I'm afraid I don't understand

try we can start tonight at the governor

try we can start tonight at the governor
General's

General's

General's
party you mean the governor general of

party you mean the governor general of

party you mean the governor general of
G why would he invite me to a party I

G why would he invite me to a party I

G why would he invite me to a party I
don't even know the governor general I'm

don't even know the governor general I'm

don't even know the governor general I'm
sure it's

sure it's

sure it's
mutual I'm

mutual I'm

mutual I'm
invited would you take

me all right I'll take you

me all right I'll take you
9:00 21 to K

9:00 21 to K

9:00 21 to K
Street now you have my

address the progress is

address the progress is
astonishing are we leaving you are

astonishing are we leaving you are

astonishing are we leaving you are
alone please well I am available of the

alone please well I am available of the

alone please well I am available of the
day conversation only te plers

day conversation only te plers

day conversation only te plers
H

well that may do it and it may not 2 and

well that may do it and it may not 2 and
1 half hours all right let's find out

1 half hours all right let's find out

1 half hours all right let's find out
ready to move

ready to move

ready to move
bill right

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what can you get out of it at full speed

what can you get out of it at full speed

what can you get out of it at full speed
six kns made a seven try 10

six kns made a seven try 10

six kns made a seven try 10
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that's your turn S

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good under Hill Limpet mines attached

good under Hill Limpet mines attached

good under Hill Limpet mines attached
magnetically to the hull of the

magnetically to the hull of the

magnetically to the hull of the
ship below the water line they work on a

ship below the water line they work on a

ship below the water line they work on a
preset timer you mean this uh this knob

preset timer you mean this uh this knob

preset timer you mean this uh this knob
here yes that's right now Finley you'll

here yes that's right now Finley you'll

here yes that's right now Finley you'll
take the dragen Fells Sloan you take the

take the dragen Fells Sloan you take the

take the dragen Fells Sloan you take the
brfs right

brfs right

brfs right
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is Senor Stuart yes good even sir please

is Senor Stuart yes good even sir please
thank

you please sit

you please sit
down Mrs Cromwell shall be ready soon

down Mrs Cromwell shall be ready soon

down Mrs Cromwell shall be ready soon
yes not good English excuse

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where is

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she thanks to Charlie

she thanks to Charlie

she thanks to Charlie
Wilton we should be alongside the

Wilton we should be alongside the

Wilton we should be alongside the
aronfeld on scheduled by 0100

aronfeld on scheduled by 0100

aronfeld on scheduled by 0100
hours I don't have to tell you how

hours I don't have to tell you how

hours I don't have to tell you how
crucial this operation is or how many

crucial this operation is or how many

crucial this operation is or how many
Allied lives it might

Allied lives it might

Allied lives it might
save our cover story once again we are

save our cover story once again we are

save our cover story once again we are
businessmen on holiday we rented this

businessmen on holiday we rented this

businessmen on holiday we rented this
old tub in Bombay sailed down to Goa for

old tub in Bombay sailed down to Goa for

old tub in Bombay sailed down to Goa for
the fun of it and on a drunken deare

the fun of it and on a drunken deare

the fun of it and on a drunken deare
boarded the

boarded the

boarded the
arinells of course authentic drunken

arinells of course authentic drunken

arinells of course authentic drunken
businessmen seldom run about with

businessmen seldom run about with

businessmen seldom run about with
machine guns should any of you find

machine guns should any of you find

machine guns should any of you find
yourselves in a tight spot if it's the

yourselves in a tight spot if it's the

yourselves in a tight spot if it's the
last thing you do throw your guns over

last thing you do throw your guns over

last thing you do throw your guns over
the side if any of you have to swim for

the side if any of you have to swim for

the side if any of you have to swim for
it you know the location of cart dries

it you know the location of cart dries

it you know the location of cart dries
Beach Jack will be there waiting for you

Beach Jack will be there waiting for you

Beach Jack will be there waiting for you
Charlie you remain aboard to nurse the

Charlie you remain aboard to nurse the

Charlie you remain aboard to nurse the
engine sir that's an order

engine sir that's an order

engine sir that's an order
Charlie yes

Charlie yes

Charlie yes
sir [\h__\h]

sir [\h__\h]

sir [\h__\h]
sir Charlie you really do have a way

sir Charlie you really do have a way

sir Charlie you really do have a way
with words

with words

with words
John you'll stay at the wheel no

John you'll stay at the wheel no

John you'll stay at the wheel no
arguments can I say [\h__\h] as well sir if

arguments can I say [\h__\h] as well sir if

arguments can I say [\h__\h] as well sir if
you like all right let's open up the

you like all right let's open up the

you like all right let's open up the
whiskey to one big Swig now and no more

whiskey to one big Swig now and no more

whiskey to one big Swig now and no more
until further

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Happ

Happ

Happ
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than

excuse me your Excellency Gavin Stewart

excuse me your Excellency Gavin Stewart
hat of Bombay limited a Mr Stewart how

hat of Bombay limited a Mr Stewart how

hat of Bombay limited a Mr Stewart how
nice to see you darling may I present Mr

nice to see you darling may I present Mr

nice to see you darling may I present Mr
CH a pleasure and my daughter Teresa

CH a pleasure and my daughter Teresa

CH a pleasure and my daughter Teresa
senina and Mrs crumble Mrs crumble and I

senina and Mrs crumble Mrs crumble and I

senina and Mrs crumble Mrs crumble and I
already know each other as a matter of

already know each other as a matter of

already know each other as a matter of
fact with your permission sir I am going

fact with your permission sir I am going

fact with your permission sir I am going
to steal her away from you please do

to steal her away from you please do

to steal her away from you please do
enjoy yourself thank you

enjoy yourself thank you

enjoy yourself thank you
sir

sure look absolutely

sure look absolutely
beautiful don't blame you for being

beautiful don't blame you for being

beautiful don't blame you for being
angry I wouldn't have waited for me

angry I wouldn't have waited for me

angry I wouldn't have waited for me
either I can't begin to

either I can't begin to

either I can't begin to
apologize don't be silly it's

apologize don't be silly it's

apologize don't be silly it's
accepted where were you well you won't

accepted where were you well you won't

accepted where were you well you won't
believe me it's really a sort of tragedy

believe me it's really a sort of tragedy

believe me it's really a sort of tragedy
of

of

of
Errors first of all puncturing in the

Errors first of all puncturing in the

Errors first of all puncturing in the
middle of nowhere then I nearly ripped

middle of nowhere then I nearly ripped

middle of nowhere then I nearly ripped
the sleeve of my jacket off trying to

the sleeve of my jacket off trying to

the sleeve of my jacket off trying to
change the wheel a Mad Dash to find a

change the wheel a Mad Dash to find a

change the wheel a Mad Dash to find a
replacement jacket which doesn't f so I

replacement jacket which doesn't f so I

replacement jacket which doesn't f so I
see and naturally they're still not

see and naturally they're still not

see and naturally they're still not
giving out your phone number and finally

giving out your phone number and finally

giving out your phone number and finally
when I got to 31 to GMA Street there was

when I got to 31 to GMA Street there was

when I got to 31 to GMA Street there was
no

no

no
one

one

one
Gavin it's 21 not

Gavin it's 21 not

Gavin it's 21 not
31 there you are I am an idiot agreed

31 there you are I am an idiot agreed

31 there you are I am an idiot agreed
but a rather nice one I'd left by then

but a rather nice one I'd left by then

but a rather nice one I'd left by then
anyway I called your hotel they said

anyway I called your hotel they said

anyway I called your hotel they said
you'd gone out quite

you'd gone out quite

you'd gone out quite
early how did you get in here without an

early how did you get in here without an

early how did you get in here without an
invitation and I'm glad well I uh

invitation and I'm glad well I uh

invitation and I'm glad well I uh
crossed the major Doo's

crossed the major Doo's

crossed the major Doo's
pal shocking now to show you the stuff

pal shocking now to show you the stuff

pal shocking now to show you the stuff
I'm really made

I'm really made

I'm really made
of I'd like to apologize properly

of I'd like to apologize properly

of I'd like to apologize properly
first I'd like to kiss you Mrs

lipstick doesn't become

lipstick doesn't become
you let me

would you care to join up

would you care to join up
then I assume you've seen nothing am I

then I assume you've seen nothing am I

then I assume you've seen nothing am I
correct start

correct start

correct start
laughing laugh

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you'll remember your children Sen

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weapons any problems no sir

weapons any problems no sir
Sir Mr card right Buri there

sir take my car and park it near the

sir take my car and park it near the
hotel will you yes sir are you all right

hotel will you yes sir are you all right

hotel will you yes sir are you all right
sir yes fine thanks

there we are the first of Gavin's

there we are the first of Gavin's
brilliant

brilliant

brilliant
diversions never had a moment's doubt

diversions never had a moment's doubt

diversions never had a moment's doubt
Bean well I did if we'd relied on this

Bean well I did if we'd relied on this

Bean well I did if we'd relied on this
campass it' might have went up in the

campass it' might have went up in the

campass it' might have went up in the
Grand

Canyon what a lovely sight reminds me of

Canyon what a lovely sight reminds me of
Brighton when I was about 10 years old

Brighton when I was about 10 years old

Brighton when I was about 10 years old
Dicky I find it hard to believe that you

Dicky I find it hard to believe that you

Dicky I find it hard to believe that you
were ever 10 years old CH

were ever 10 years old CH

were ever 10 years old CH
gentlemen Mr finy Mr slan time to get

gentlemen Mr finy Mr slan time to get

gentlemen Mr finy Mr slan time to get
ready right

ready right

ready right
sir if any of you have any final

sir if any of you have any final

sir if any of you have any final
questions now would be a splendid time

questions now would be a splendid time

questions now would be a splendid time
when do we get another drink sir right

when do we get another drink sir right

when do we get another drink sir right
now as a matter of fact I want each of

now as a matter of fact I want each of

now as a matter of fact I want each of
you to take another big swallow just one

you to take another big swallow just one

you to take another big swallow just one
next rinse your moue thoroughly with

next rinse your moue thoroughly with

next rinse your moue thoroughly with
whiskey and spit it out then take what's

whiskey and spit it out then take what's

whiskey and spit it out then take what's
left and pour it over your clothing all

left and pour it over your clothing all

left and pour it over your clothing all
of it sir all of it I want every man

of it sir all of it I want every man

of it sir all of it I want every man
here to smell like a distiller all right

here to smell like a distiller all right

here to smell like a distiller all right
get on with

it this is the noblest sacrifice of all

it this is the noblest sacrifice of all
fumes alone are getting me Tiddly you

fumes alone are getting me Tiddly you

fumes alone are getting me Tiddly you
may save your second bottle for our

may save your second bottle for our

may save your second bottle for our
celebration on the way up to Bombay

when we

when we
board I want no firing unless it's

board I want no firing unless it's

board I want no firing unless it's
absolutely

absolutely

absolutely
necessary should anything unpleasant

necessary should anything unpleasant

necessary should anything unpleasant
happen and we sustain dead or wounded

happen and we sustain dead or wounded

happen and we sustain dead or wounded
they are not to be left aboard the Aon

they are not to be left aboard the Aon

they are not to be left aboard the Aon
felds nor any

felds nor any

felds nor any
equipment nothing which could identify

equipment nothing which could identify

equipment nothing which could identify
us as

us as

us as
British when I blow this whistle three

British when I blow this whistle three

British when I blow this whistle three
times everybody off

do take your stations all weapons loaded

do take your stations all weapons loaded
safety catches on

check our

check our
watches when you set your minds remember

watches when you set your minds remember

watches when you set your minds remember
give us 30 minutes that's still not much

give us 30 minutes that's still not much

give us 30 minutes that's still not much
time you surprise me Yi will have all

time you surprise me Yi will have all

time you surprise me Yi will have all
the time in the world now do get on with

the time in the world now do get on with

the time in the world now do get on with
it you're the boss leis my God your

it you're the boss leis my God your

it you're the boss leis my God your
breath is awful

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sing

might as well won help me see in the

might as well won help me see in the
dark would

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silence Sandy come with me you two stay

silence Sandy come with me you two stay

silence Sandy come with me you two stay
here right

I'm glad we not staying on

I'm glad we not staying on
bra come on let's go

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is it bad I think I'm still standing oh

is it bad I think I'm still standing oh

is it bad I think I'm still standing oh
we found it Bill get everyone organized

we found it Bill get everyone organized

we found it Bill get everyone organized
to leave Sandy look after Yogi come on

to leave Sandy look after Yogi come on

to leave Sandy look after Yogi come on
let's go Baka come on Y in here with

me the code books get them on board the

me the code books get them on board the
Phoebe hurry right

God my fault Bill never mind that get

God my fault Bill never mind that get
our the heebe quick and the Germans have

our the heebe quick and the Germans have

our the heebe quick and the Germans have
the after Deck with the others

damn fools I mean why don't they hurry

damn fools I mean why don't they hurry
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L get them on the feet

L get them on the feet
go

Williamson look after

Williamson look after
d let put those with the others oh Bon

d let put those with the others oh Bon

d let put those with the others oh Bon
Lads move

it turn around I'll be watching you from

it turn around I'll be watching you from
the top deck make no mistake I'll shoot

the top deck make no mistake I'll shoot

the top deck make no mistake I'll shoot
the first man who moves

the first man who moves

the first man who moves
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wardrobe rabbit

Rin take these weapons

Rin take these weapons
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everyone over the side the ship is going

everyone over the side the ship is going
to blow

to blow

to blow
up

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spr start engine engine

push

push
off C push

off C push

off C push
off

better

better
charie Bill don't stand above get us

charie Bill don't stand above get us

charie Bill don't stand above get us
underway

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right

up no I'm all

up no I'm all
right get out from here F down somewhere

right get out from here F down somewhere

right get out from here F down somewhere
there may not be anything to lie down on

there may not be anything to lie down on

there may not be anything to lie down on
those timers aren't that accurate

those timers aren't that accurate

those timers aren't that accurate
Charlie give me an answer I'm

Charlie give me an answer I'm

Charlie give me an answer I'm
working you better have

this I'm not this will put pay to my

this I'm not this will put pay to my
polo for a bit you'll be playing polo

polo for a bit you'll be playing polo

polo for a bit you'll be playing polo
with some P if this ship goes

somebody what the hell's gone wrong I'm

somebody what the hell's gone wrong I'm
Waking very hard

Billy how long you got on those Minds

Billy how long you got on those Minds
couple of minutes maybe

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these are up to full speed h

keep going

keep going
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Devils they

Devils they

Devils they
I I wouldn't know how to begin to thank

I I wouldn't know how to begin to thank

I I wouldn't know how to begin to thank
you and the light

you and the light

you and the light
I have a feeling they'll be thanking you

I have a feeling they'll be thanking you

I have a feeling they'll be thanking you
I know I am

the captain

the captain
foreign

foreign

foreign
foreign