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English as

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for Lo

right on time you B out of the way I

right on time you B out of the way I

right on time you B out of the way I hope we don't miss the news no you won't

hope we don't miss the news no you won't

hope we don't miss the news no you won't miss the news

miss the news

miss the news what for God's sake slow down Bill

what for God's sake slow down Bill

what for God's sake slow down Bill you're a maniac we're late to hell with

you're a maniac we're late to hell with

you're a maniac we're late to hell with that I'm only having a drink I'd like to

that I'm only having a drink I'd like to

that I'm only having a drink I'd like to be alive to enjoy it

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Hill gentlemen I want you to know that

Hill gentlemen I want you to know that

Hill gentlemen I want you to know that our commanding officers just tried to

our commanding officers just tried to

our commanding officers just tried to kill

me man's a maniac here is the news read

me man's a maniac here is the news read

me man's a maniac here is the news read by Alvar Del an official announcement

by Alvar Del an official announcement

by Alvar Del an official announcement from Washington about 2 hours ago the

from Washington about 2 hours ago the

from Washington about 2 hours ago the Americans have made Landings at alers

Americans have made Landings at alers

Americans have made Landings at alers and or on

and or on

and or on theer by Christmas that'll take the

theer by Christmas that'll take the

theer by Christmas that'll take the pressure off back home well they

pressure off back home well they

pressure off back home well they promised to s in front long

promised to s in front long

promised to s in front long enough during the night they were made

enough during the night they were made

enough during the night they were made with British naal and air support many

with British naal and air support many

with British naal and air support many divisions of the British army are on

divisions of the British army are on

divisions of the British army are on their way to reinforce them the Supreme

their way to reinforce them the Supreme

their way to reinforce them the Supreme Commander is General eisenh iel Sho that

Commander is General eisenh iel Sho that

Commander is General eisenh iel Sho that l

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] drink

thank B

thank B

thank B [Music]

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[Music] and oh Louis I didn't see you sitting up

and oh Louis I didn't see you sitting up

and oh Louis I didn't see you sitting up there L haven't seen you for weeks where

there L haven't seen you for weeks where

there L haven't seen you for weeks where have you

have you

have you been another Hush Hush team attempting

been another Hush Hush team attempting

been another Hush Hush team attempting to produce petrol from manure does it

to produce petrol from manure does it

to produce petrol from manure does it sound promising we got our best results

sound promising we got our best results

sound promising we got our best results from sacred cars all things at s OE

from sacred cars all things at s OE

from sacred cars all things at s OE splended nearly every night an

splended nearly every night an

splended nearly every night an electrifying bridge game oh my good old

electrifying bridge game oh my good old

electrifying bridge game oh my good old top secret Colonel Pew you're lucky

top secret Colonel Pew you're lucky

top secret Colonel Pew you're lucky you're in uniform I'm just a bloody te

you're in uniform I'm just a bloody te

you're in uniform I'm just a bloody te planter what's te got to do with the war

planter what's te got to do with the war

planter what's te got to do with the war I'm told it's good for morale s soe

I'm told it's good for morale s soe

I'm told it's good for morale s soe Special Operations executive what the

Special Operations executive what the

Special Operations executive what the devil do you chaps do OD jobs come on

devil do you chaps do OD jobs come on

devil do you chaps do OD jobs come on all right a new usual

all right a new usual

all right a new usual operations you sound like a ruddy

operations you sound like a ruddy

operations you sound like a ruddy abortionist not a bad

abortionist not a bad

abortionist not a bad description well I see you're having

description well I see you're having

description well I see you're having lunch so I'll TR along God bless see you

lunch so I'll TR along God bless see you

lunch so I'll TR along God bless see you soon hope so thanks for the drink Bill

soon hope so thanks for the drink Bill

soon hope so thanks for the drink Bill and don't offer me another lift ever red

and don't offer me another lift ever red

and don't offer me another lift ever red don't you owe me aink what's that all

don't you owe me aink what's that all

don't you owe me aink what's that all about well I scared the hell out of him

about well I scared the hell out of him

about well I scared the hell out of him by driving too fast my own frustration I

by driving too fast my own frustration I

by driving too fast my own frustration I suppose I'm just as envious of you as he

suppose I'm just as envious of you as he

suppose I'm just as envious of you as he is you know being the managing director

is you know being the managing director

is you know being the managing director of a chemical plant is not exactly my

of a chemical plant is not exactly my

of a chemical plant is not exactly my idea a glorious contribution to the war

idea a glorious contribution to the war

idea a glorious contribution to the war what would you like me to say you've

what would you like me to say you've

what would you like me to say you've been classified essential where you are

been classified essential where you are

been classified essential where you are if you want to consider me lucky to be

if you want to consider me lucky to be

if you want to consider me lucky to be doing what I'm doing go ahead when I

doing what I'm doing go ahead when I

doing what I'm doing go ahead when I think what happened to your wife and

think what happened to your wife and

think what happened to your wife and your daughter in C come off oh I'm sorry

your daughter in C come off oh I'm sorry

your daughter in C come off oh I'm sorry L I didn't mean to open up old wounds

L I didn't mean to open up old wounds

L I didn't mean to open up old wounds well you do have some opportunity for

well you do have some opportunity for

well you do have some opportunity for Revenge oh good

Revenge oh good

Revenge oh good God if I have to kill some poor Devils

God if I have to kill some poor Devils

God if I have to kill some poor Devils it's not

it's not

it's not Revenge doesn't really diminish my anger

Revenge doesn't really diminish my anger

Revenge doesn't really diminish my anger or my grief

or my grief

or my grief not one bit now what do you say we Tred

not one bit now what do you say we Tred

not one bit now what do you say we Tred to have a pleasant

to have a pleasant

to have a pleasant lunch I'm sorry how's Doris oh she's

lunch I'm sorry how's Doris oh she's

lunch I'm sorry how's Doris oh she's fine she's

fine she's

fine she's fine leis if you should ever hear of a

fine leis if you should ever hear of a

fine leis if you should ever hear of a job that's so odd that nobody else would

job that's so odd that nobody else would

job that's so odd that nobody else would want to get involved in it do think of

want to get involved in it do think of

want to get involved in it do think of the kkat light

the kkat light

the kkat light horse it's not very likely no I know

horse it's not very likely no I know

horse it's not very likely no I know we're all civilians these days and we're

we're all civilians these days and we're

we're all civilians these days and we're a little thin on top and thick in the

a little thin on top and thick in the

a little thin on top and thick in the middle but I guarantee you everyone of

middle but I guarantee you everyone of

middle but I guarantee you everyone of those Fells would pull his own weight

those Fells would pull his own weight

those Fells would pull his own weight that's not an intentional joke you will

that's not an intentional joke you will

that's not an intentional joke you will remember it won't you just in

case don't forget

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morning Coro morning

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[Music] sir good morning M McKenzie morning

sir good morning M McKenzie morning

sir good morning M McKenzie morning Helen and Captain Stewart are here oh

Helen and Captain Stewart are here oh

Helen and Captain Stewart are here oh thank you

thank you

thank you well leis how did things go in Kolkata

well leis how did things go in Kolkata

well leis how did things go in Kolkata all set sir by tomorrow night Force 136

all set sir by tomorrow night Force 136

all set sir by tomorrow night Force 136 should be behind Japanese lines in Burma

should be behind Japanese lines in Burma

should be behind Japanese lines in Burma blowing up various little items good all

blowing up various little items good all

blowing up various little items good all right let's get down to new business I

right let's get down to new business I

right let's get down to new business I see you've been studying the Admiral's

see you've been studying the Admiral's

see you've been studying the Admiral's urgent request astonishing 46 freighter

urgent request astonishing 46 freighter

urgent request astonishing 46 freighter sunk by German submarines in the Indian

sunk by German submarines in the Indian

sunk by German submarines in the Indian Ocean in the past month eberts know

Ocean in the past month eberts know

Ocean in the past month eberts know exactly where and when to strike

exactly where and when to strike

exactly where and when to strike incredibly accurate information etc etc

incredibly accurate information etc etc

incredibly accurate information etc etc radio monitoring finally managed to home

radio monitoring finally managed to home

radio monitoring finally managed to home in on a powerful transmitter 400 mil

in on a powerful transmitter 400 mil

in on a powerful transmitter 400 mil south of Bombay just last night what do

south of Bombay just last night what do

south of Bombay just last night what do you suppose took them so long sir oh was

you suppose took them so long sir oh was

you suppose took them so long sir oh was not the reason why well here we go Gavin

not the reason why well here we go Gavin

not the reason why well here we go Gavin off to blow up a transmitter not exactly

off to blow up a transmitter not exactly

off to blow up a transmitter not exactly the bloody thing's not in India proper

the bloody thing's not in India proper

the bloody thing's not in India proper it's in Goa damn it somewhere in the M

it's in Goa damn it somewhere in the M

it's in Goa damn it somewhere in the M Goa Harbor neutral territory Portuguese

Goa Harbor neutral territory Portuguese

Goa Harbor neutral territory Portuguese Colony that's a bit tricky actually also

Colony that's a bit tricky actually also

Colony that's a bit tricky actually also our people haven't been able to break

our people haven't been able to break

our people haven't been able to break the code if radio monitoring are right

the code if radio monitoring are right

the code if radio monitoring are right and the transmitter is actually in the

and the transmitter is actually in the

and the transmitter is actually in the harbor then it must be on a ship you

harbor then it must be on a ship you

harbor then it must be on a ship you don't suppose that it could be on one of

don't suppose that it could be on one of

don't suppose that it could be on one of the three German freighter in turn there

the three German freighter in turn there

the three German freighter in turn there but the Portuguese authorities

but the Portuguese authorities

but the Portuguese authorities dismantled those ships radios when they

dismantled those ships radios when they

dismantled those ships radios when they gave them permission to stay there yes

gave them permission to stay there yes

gave them permission to stay there yes but how do we know that one of them

but how do we know that one of them

but how do we know that one of them doesn't have another transmitter hidden

doesn't have another transmitter hidden

doesn't have another transmitter hidden somewhere aboard we don't and here we

somewhere aboard we don't and here we

somewhere aboard we don't and here we are with the strictest orders never to

are with the strictest orders never to

are with the strictest orders never to violate Portugal's neutrality well then

violate Portugal's neutrality well then

violate Portugal's neutrality well then what do you suggest we do about it you

what do you suggest we do about it you

what do you suggest we do about it you can here and froth at the mouth or we

can here and froth at the mouth or we

can here and froth at the mouth or we can try and find out where all that

can try and find out where all that

can try and find out where all that information that's transmitted to those

information that's transmitted to those

information that's transmitted to those you BS originates I have a suggestion

you BS originates I have a suggestion

you BS originates I have a suggestion sir Gavin and I could spend a day or two

sir Gavin and I could spend a day or two

sir Gavin and I could spend a day or two Ure poking about see what we can dig up

Ure poking about see what we can dig up

Ure poking about see what we can dig up dig up or pick up oh he uh speaks for

dig up or pick up oh he uh speaks for

dig up or pick up oh he uh speaks for himself sir I speak for myself yes well

himself sir I speak for myself yes well

himself sir I speak for myself yes well I was speaking for

you yes all right I suppose this is top

you yes all right I suppose this is top

you yes all right I suppose this is top priority go ahead and dig

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[Music] take cup of time

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well that's the three of

well that's the three of

well that's the three of [Music]

[Music]

[Music] them that's but which one has the

them that's but which one has the

them that's but which one has the transmitter

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there's our old

friend a gentleman a great pleasure to

friend a gentleman a great pleasure to

friend a gentleman a great pleasure to see you

see you

see you again please

how's the heart Manuel my heart I

how's the heart Manuel my heart I

how's the heart Manuel my heart I never you joke with me not exactly sit

never you joke with me not exactly sit

never you joke with me not exactly sit down Manuel you look like your feet

hurt Germans outside which ship are they

hurt Germans outside which ship are they

hurt Germans outside which ship are they from the arinells captain roofer very

from the arinells captain roofer very

from the arinells captain roofer very Charming gentleman actually no doubt no

Charming gentleman actually no doubt no

Charming gentleman actually no doubt no doubt well what's been happening nothing

doubt well what's been happening nothing

doubt well what's been happening nothing just the usual usual what people coming

just the usual usual what people coming

just the usual usual what people coming and going eating and drinking everything

and going eating and drinking everything

and going eating and drinking everything normal how's the uh gambling Manel a

normal how's the uh gambling Manel a

normal how's the uh gambling Manel a little slow and naturally the police

little slow and naturally the police

little slow and naturally the police keep asking for more and more that's too

keep asking for more and more that's too

keep asking for more and more that's too bad let's get to the point Manuel my

bad let's get to the point Manuel my

bad let's get to the point Manuel my friend here has a nice fat packet of

friend here has a nice fat packet of

friend here has a nice fat packet of escudos to lose on your wheel personally

escudos to lose on your wheel personally

escudos to lose on your wheel personally I would wish for him to win

man how much are we talking

about all right and then I commit

about all right and then I commit

about all right and then I commit suicide right on your

suicide right on your

suicide right on your doorstep by the same token I could give

doorstep by the same token I could give

doorstep by the same token I could give it to you here right now no no Senor no

it to you here right now no no Senor no

it to you here right now no no Senor no maybe it would be more fun to lose it

maybe it would be more fun to lose it

maybe it would be more fun to lose it bit by bit what do you think yes Senor

bit by bit what do you think yes Senor

bit by bit what do you think yes Senor meanwhile you and I will be having a

meanwhile you and I will be having a

meanwhile you and I will be having a pleasant little chat in your private

office please

I'll be one minute

thank

you gentlemen

your good

your good

your good luck bad luck say that oh instantly

luck bad luck say that oh instantly

luck bad luck say that oh instantly retracted

retracted

retracted on 34 R and even must have been the

on 34 R and even must have been the

on 34 R and even must have been the instant

instant

instant retractor or maybe it was a good luck to

retractor or maybe it was a good luck to

retractor or maybe it was a good luck to begin with or how about plain

begin with or how about plain

begin with or how about plain Destin I think I'll try that

Destin I think I'll try that

Destin I think I'll try that again good

luck I hope

luck I hope

luck I hope so how about celebrating my impending

so how about celebrating my impending

so how about celebrating my impending loss with the bottle of champagne thank

loss with the bottle of champagne thank

loss with the bottle of champagne thank you I don't drink when I

you I don't drink when I

you I don't drink when I gamble

gamble

gamble smoke tap dance not recently how about

smoke tap dance not recently how about

smoke tap dance not recently how about tea in the LUN you do hear those little

tea in the LUN you do hear those little

tea in the LUN you do hear those little kicking

Sounds by the way my name is Gavin

Sounds by the way my name is Gavin

Sounds by the way my name is Gavin Stewart I take it that that is the

Stewart I take it that that is the

Stewart I take it that that is the wedding ring that's what it is and you

wedding ring that's what it is and you

wedding ring that's what it is and you are Mrs

are Mrs

are Mrs Cromwell let me haard a guess Mrs

Cromwell let me haard a guess Mrs

Cromwell let me haard a guess Mrs Cromwell you are here in G on holiday

Cromwell you are here in G on holiday

Cromwell you are here in G on holiday and your husband is an acutely large

and your husband is an acutely large

and your husband is an acutely large gentleman probably sitting at the back

gentleman probably sitting at the back

gentleman probably sitting at the back table no I live here and my husband is

table no I live here and my husband is

table no I live here and my husband is dead oh I'm sorry I tend to be over

dead oh I'm sorry I tend to be over

dead oh I'm sorry I tend to be over Charming I really am

Charming I really am

Charming I really am sorry there's no need to be let's

sorry there's no need to be let's

sorry there's no need to be let's whatand

whatand

whatand disappear no well you're not thinking

disappear no well you're not thinking

disappear no well you're not thinking hard enough I'm doing my best let's try

hard enough I'm doing my best let's try

hard enough I'm doing my best let's try again we're talking about Indians who

again we're talking about Indians who

again we're talking about Indians who visit your Outdoor Cafe frequently yes

visit your Outdoor Cafe frequently yes

visit your Outdoor Cafe frequently yes quite a few I said so it's a very

quite a few I said so it's a very

quite a few I said so it's a very popular place we're talking about

popular place we're talking about

popular place we're talking about someone else probably a German who might

someone else probably a German who might

someone else probably a German who might just pass by at the same time every day

just pass by at the same time every day

just pass by at the same time every day it's not something I know who might drop

it's not something I know who might drop

it's not something I know who might drop in for a few minutes or who might be

in for a few minutes or who might be

in for a few minutes or who might be followed down the street by one of the

followed down the street by one of the

followed down the street by one of the Indians look i' really like to help you

Indians look i' really like to help you

Indians look i' really like to help you but I don't notice these things AR too

but I don't notice these things AR too

but I don't notice these things AR too busy in the

busy in the

busy in the place

place

place Andel listen whatever you pay the police

Andel listen whatever you pay the police

Andel listen whatever you pay the police to let you keep the gambling going I can

to let you keep the gambling going I can

to let you keep the gambling going I can double it to have them shut you down

double it to have them shut you down

double it to have them shut you down so take a bit of friendly

so take a bit of friendly

so take a bit of friendly advice I want you to notice these

advice I want you to notice these

advice I want you to notice these things place your bets ladies

gentlemen really have faith hope would

gentlemen really have faith hope would

gentlemen really have faith hope would be a better word would you mind if I

be a better word would you mind if I

be a better word would you mind if I asked what you're doing in G

asked what you're doing in G

asked what you're doing in G losing but with Incredible Grace oh

losing but with Incredible Grace oh

losing but with Incredible Grace oh actually I am here on business just for

actually I am here on business just for

actually I am here on business just for the day I have to be back in Bombay

the day I have to be back in Bombay

the day I have to be back in Bombay tomorrow night it may sound quain but

tomorrow night it may sound quain but

tomorrow night it may sound quain but iel

te 22 black and EV that does it you've

te 22 black and EV that does it you've

te 22 black and EV that does it you've lost quite a lot I'm sorry oh the way I

lost quite a lot I'm sorry oh the way I

lost quite a lot I'm sorry oh the way I look at it I won I met you and I would

look at it I won I met you and I would

look at it I won I met you and I would like to meet you again perhaps you will

like to meet you again perhaps you will

like to meet you again perhaps you will on your next trip I'll be here

bless your bets ladies

bless your bets ladies

bless your bets ladies gentlemen Senor I'm very frightened

gentlemen Senor I'm very frightened

gentlemen Senor I'm very frightened Manuel I promised you that no one will

Manuel I promised you that no one will

Manuel I promised you that no one will ever know you've said anything at all

ever know you've said anything at all

ever know you've said anything at all you don't even know their names all you

you don't even know their names all you

you don't even know their names all you know is that an Indian with a mole on

know is that an Indian with a mole on

know is that an Indian with a mole on his cheek and a tall European may be

his cheek and a tall European may be

his cheek and a tall European may be communicating with each other what they

communicating with each other what they

communicating with each other what they me exactly L we have a long drive Senor

me exactly L we have a long drive Senor

me exactly L we have a long drive Senor the gambling strictly between you and

the gambling strictly between you and

the gambling strictly between you and the

police Mrs Cromwell may I be of some

police Mrs Cromwell may I be of some

police Mrs Cromwell may I be of some assistance man well I've been really

assistance man well I've been really

assistance man well I've been really lucky I'm taking home a lot of your

lucky I'm taking home a lot of your

lucky I'm taking home a lot of your money I'm so happy for you

money I'm so happy for you

money I'm so happy for you congratulations well you probably know

congratulations well you probably know

congratulations well you probably know I'll come back and lose it all but just

I'll come back and lose it all but just

I'll come back and lose it all but just now I feel marvelous Manuel I'd like to

now I feel marvelous Manuel I'd like to

now I feel marvelous Manuel I'd like to give you a little something oh no I

give you a little something oh no I

give you a little something oh no I couldn't accept

couldn't accept

couldn't accept why not of course you could oh but I

why not of course you could oh but I

why not of course you could oh but I never tip you when you lose

never tip you when you lose

never tip you when you lose Manuel I

Manuel I

Manuel I insist look damn it we've got to get rid

insist look damn it we've got to get rid

insist look damn it we've got to get rid of that transmitter do you know how many

of that transmitter do you know how many

of that transmitter do you know how many lives depend on supplies that are lying

lives depend on supplies that are lying

lives depend on supplies that are lying at the bottom of the Indian Ocean I

at the bottom of the Indian Ocean I

at the bottom of the Indian Ocean I think we do sir but we still don't know

think we do sir but we still don't know

think we do sir but we still don't know exactly where it is I think our first

exactly where it is I think our first

exactly where it is I think our first priority is to find whoever heads the

priority is to find whoever heads the

priority is to find whoever heads the sping and how do you propose to handle

sping and how do you propose to handle

sping and how do you propose to handle that the lead you picked up in go is

that the lead you picked up in go is

that the lead you picked up in go is rather fragile I'm not so sure you know

rather fragile I'm not so sure you know

rather fragile I'm not so sure you know that the man who gave it to us was

that the man who gave it to us was

that the man who gave it to us was murdered it's worth following up and

murdered it's worth following up and

murdered it's worth following up and just suppose you discover Who the head

just suppose you discover Who the head

just suppose you discover Who the head spy is then what Gavin and I kidnap him

spy is then what Gavin and I kidnap him

spy is then what Gavin and I kidnap him and interrogate him rather thoroughly

and interrogate him rather thoroughly

and interrogate him rather thoroughly Ino right if that's where he is granted

Ino right if that's where he is granted

Ino right if that's where he is granted there's a risk of being caught in

there's a risk of being caught in

there's a risk of being caught in neutral territory we can always plead

neutral territory we can always plead

neutral territory we can always plead Insanity sir that he speaks for

Insanity sir that he speaks for

Insanity sir that he speaks for himself then do it but it dislikes me if

himself then do it but it dislikes me if

himself then do it but it dislikes me if you two are caught God knows what

you two are caught God knows what

you two are caught God knows what trouble we'll be in

trouble we'll be in

trouble we'll be in all right go ahead and make plans thank

all right go ahead and make plans thank

all right go ahead and make plans thank you

sir watch it go why

not Helen get me 641 and go

not Helen get me 641 and go

not Helen get me 641 and go [Music]

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yes compliments of the

yes compliments of the

yes compliments of the management That's What I Call Portuguese

management That's What I Call Portuguese

management That's What I Call Portuguese Hospitality thank you very

Hospitality thank you very

Hospitality thank you very much thank you welcome to go thank

you that was fast well the truth is

you that was fast well the truth is

you that was fast well the truth is McKenzie has a telephone built into his

McKenzie has a telephone built into his

McKenzie has a telephone built into his wooden

wooden

wooden leg what does it say possible your man

leg what does it say possible your man

leg what does it say possible your man is Ram DUS gupter Indian about

is Ram DUS gupter Indian about

is Ram DUS gupter Indian about 32 large mole on right cheek Clark for

32 large mole on right cheek Clark for

32 large mole on right cheek Clark for inter Europe shipping Bombay currently

inter Europe shipping Bombay currently

inter Europe shipping Bombay currently living at 197 cabal Street Goa known

living at 197 cabal Street Goa known

living at 197 cabal Street Goa known political activist for Indian

political activist for Indian

political activist for Indian independence I think we should meet this

independence I think we should meet this

independence I think we should meet this fellow

that means right now

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sh

may I use your

may I use your

may I use your telephone thank

you

you

you 2 yes

sir be calling me

back yes

back yes

back yes who dam is there someone here named Ram

who dam is there someone here named Ram

who dam is there someone here named Ram D gter this call is for Mr Ram d g

D gter this call is for Mr Ram d g

D gter this call is for Mr Ram d g perhaps he's outside

I'm sure you would like to go to the

toilet now listen very carefully your

toilet now listen very carefully your

toilet now listen very carefully your name is Ram D gupter you live at 197

name is Ram D gupter you live at 197

name is Ram D gupter you live at 197 cabal Street you work at inter Europe

cabal Street you work at inter Europe

cabal Street you work at inter Europe shipping unless you fully cooperate

shipping unless you fully cooperate

shipping unless you fully cooperate we'll be delighted to kill you is that

we'll be delighted to kill you is that

we'll be delighted to kill you is that understood listen to this leis the an

understood listen to this leis the an

understood listen to this leis the an ismore Trader 6,212 tons cargo varied

ismore Trader 6,212 tons cargo varied

ismore Trader 6,212 tons cargo varied including handen playe ammo approximate

including handen playe ammo approximate

including handen playe ammo approximate latitude 1025 longitude

latitude 1025 longitude

latitude 1025 longitude 7415 January 27th between 0800 and

7415 January 27th between 0800 and

7415 January 27th between 0800 and 2100 that's one we saved you are a

2100 that's one we saved you are a

2100 that's one we saved you are a naughty boy I would like you to go back

naughty boy I would like you to go back

naughty boy I would like you to go back to your table and continue with your

to your table and continue with your

to your table and continue with your usual routine we'll be watching the

usual routine we'll be watching the

usual routine we'll be watching the tiniest false move and you're dead

spe

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the fatherland's number one agent in

the fatherland's number one agent in

the fatherland's number one agent in southern

southern

southern Asia you sure I'm sure

stay here I'll be back

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[Music] did that strong coffee upset your

did that strong coffee upset your

did that strong coffee upset your stomach no a

Pity if you don't keep your mouth shut

Pity if you don't keep your mouth shut

Pity if you don't keep your mouth shut the next meeting may not be this

the next meeting may not be this

the next meeting may not be this friendly

Mrs

cronwell hello oh well to that effect

cronwell hello oh well to that effect

cronwell hello oh well to that effect hello what a coincidence I've uh been

hello what a coincidence I've uh been

hello what a coincidence I've uh been sitting over there waiting for you no

sitting over there waiting for you no

sitting over there waiting for you no you

you

you haven't well I cannot tell a lie to tell

haven't well I cannot tell a lie to tell

haven't well I cannot tell a lie to tell you the truth I'm waiting for a business

you the truth I'm waiting for a business

you the truth I'm waiting for a business associate who's never been on time in

associate who's never been on time in

associate who's never been on time in his life

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by the way it's Gava I remember

do I still call you Mrs crumble oh no

do I still call you Mrs crumble oh no

do I still call you Mrs crumble oh no wait don't answer that what's your dog's

wait don't answer that what's your dog's

wait don't answer that what's your dog's name you won't laugh

name you won't laugh

name you won't laugh guaranteed

guaranteed

guaranteed Hamlet but it's not a great day he

Hamlet but it's not a great day he

Hamlet but it's not a great day he doesn't know

doesn't know

doesn't know that and you may not believe this but

that and you may not believe this but

that and you may not believe this but they named me

Agnes I'm still not laughing Agnes there

Agnes I'm still not laughing Agnes there

Agnes I'm still not laughing Agnes there I was a helpless infant oh coffee please

I was a helpless infant oh coffee please

I was a helpless infant oh coffee please and a human arm for the dog please Pard

and a human arm for the dog please Pard

and a human arm for the dog please Pard just a

just a

just a copy you were saying a helpless infant

copy you were saying a helpless infant

copy you were saying a helpless infant may I said how spectacularly you have

may I said how spectacularly you have

may I said how spectacularly you have matured but first is it all right if I

matured but first is it all right if I

matured but first is it all right if I continue to call you Mrs

continue to call you Mrs

continue to call you Mrs promo that is the best idea I've heard

promo that is the best idea I've heard

promo that is the best idea I've heard all

all

all day it's still early this is prob

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I really must leave the Beast needs the

I really must leave the Beast needs the

I really must leave the Beast needs the exercise don't forget still have that

date thanks for the

date thanks for the

date thanks for the coffee have a lovely walk Mrs

Cromwell fast work well man does not

Cromwell fast work well man does not

Cromwell fast work well man does not live by bread alone a man who loves dogs

live by bread alone a man who loves dogs

live by bread alone a man who loves dogs can't be all

can't be all

can't be all bad come along I have some news for you

there those two men so we pay the bill

there those two men so we pay the bill

there those two men so we pay the bill and then wait outside trumpet's house

and then wait outside trumpet's house

and then wait outside trumpet's house right we could wait there the rest of

right we could wait there the rest of

right we could wait there the rest of the day and the night too don't you

the day and the night too don't you

the day and the night too don't you think the car will look a trial

think the car will look a trial

think the car will look a trial conspicuous well I suppose it might but

conspicuous well I suppose it might but

conspicuous well I suppose it might but we can't just break into his house and

we can't just break into his house and

we can't just break into his house and take him we

take him we

take him we could except we don't know who else

could except we don't know who else

could except we don't know who else might be there I don't like the idea of

might be there I don't like the idea of

might be there I don't like the idea of gter running about loose I mean he knows

gter running about loose I mean he knows

gter running about loose I mean he knows we're not in tea

all

all

all right we'll pick up Mr trumpet in the

morning well in that event leis i u have

morning well in that event leis i u have

morning well in that event leis i u have a small favor to

a small favor to

a small favor to ask need to look at me like that you

ask need to look at me like that you

ask need to look at me like that you know my country comes first you'd like

know my country comes first you'd like

know my country comes first you'd like me to take a long invigorating walk

me to take a long invigorating walk

me to take a long invigorating walk tonight you could sit in the

tonight you could sit in the

tonight you could sit in the bar the walk will do me more

good excuse me Sor you have a l on my

good excuse me Sor you have a l on my

good excuse me Sor you have a l on my cigarette

out for

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put your hands on your

head you're a bloody

head you're a bloody

head you're a bloody fool you shoot me your life's not worth

fool you shoot me your life's not worth

fool you shoot me your life's not worth a rupee nevertheless

a rupee nevertheless

a rupee nevertheless yes I will also shoot the lady G

yes I will also shoot the lady G

yes I will also shoot the lady G [Music]

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in you killed

in you killed

in you killed him yes he was about to kill

him yes he was about to kill

him yes he was about to kill me Andrew that sort of thing tends to

me Andrew that sort of thing tends to

me Andrew that sort of thing tends to make me impulsive

make me impulsive

make me impulsive did you know

him

no it was a nice throw thank you

would God have

would God have

would God have said a little

complicated where did you get the

complicated where did you get the

complicated where did you get the pistol from

pistol from

pistol from him that is just perfect we have an

him that is just perfect we have an

him that is just perfect we have an appointment tomorrow with Imperial Tea

appointment tomorrow with Imperial Tea

appointment tomorrow with Imperial Tea Company not with the bloody police and

Company not with the bloody police and

Company not with the bloody police and what was I supposed to do Lis let him

what was I supposed to do Lis let him

what was I supposed to do Lis let him kill

kill

kill us as You' probably gathered this is my

us as You' probably gathered this is my

us as You' probably gathered this is my boss leis how do you

boss leis how do you

boss leis how do you do little civility wouldn't be out of

do little civility wouldn't be out of

do little civility wouldn't be out of place with it I mean it wasn't her

place with it I mean it wasn't her

place with it I mean it wasn't her fault want to go now I'll take you no

fault want to go now I'll take you no

fault want to go now I'll take you no thanks I didn't mean to sound rude you

thanks I didn't mean to sound rude you

thanks I didn't mean to sound rude you must be very

must be very

must be very upset

upset

upset upset why would I be upset

upset why would I be upset

upset why would I be upset I mean it was just a simple murder I

I mean it was just a simple murder I

I mean it was just a simple murder I promise you you won't be involved with

promise you you won't be involved with

promise you you won't be involved with the police that is unless you wish to

the police that is unless you wish to

the police that is unless you wish to involve yourself GA that's all I need no

involve yourself GA that's all I need no

involve yourself GA that's all I need no this is strictly your problem if it

this is strictly your problem if it

this is strictly your problem if it comes to it I'll deny I was even here as

comes to it I'll deny I was even here as

comes to it I'll deny I was even here as you

wish good night

did you really have to kill him I mean

did you really have to kill him I mean

did you really have to kill him I mean we could have worked on him perhaps

we could have worked on him perhaps

we could have worked on him perhaps leared something about from Peta

leared something about from Peta

leared something about from Peta honestly L I really had no choice what

honestly L I really had no choice what

honestly L I really had no choice what happened to you two very pleasant chaps

happened to you two very pleasant chaps

happened to you two very pleasant chaps tried to kill me at the dock really they

tried to kill me at the dock really they

tried to kill me at the dock really they maybe we should have both sat in the bar

maybe we should have both sat in the bar

maybe we should have both sat in the bar where are they now they're

where are they now they're

where are they now they're resting what do we do with

resting what do we do with

resting what do we do with him as penzi said when in trouble call

him as penzi said when in trouble call

him as penzi said when in trouble call room service

could I trouble you for a match I don't

could I trouble you for a match I don't

could I trouble you for a match I don't smoke would you please look at the white

smoke would you please look at the white

smoke would you please look at the white car over there I think you might find it

interesting if he has to kill you here

interesting if he has to kill you here

interesting if he has to kill you here and now he will let you and I get into

and now he will let you and I get into

and now he will let you and I get into the car very quietly

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[Music] just relax sit back that's a good boy

just relax sit back that's a good boy

just relax sit back that's a good boy [Music]

Mo they're kidnapping me help

Mo they're kidnapping me help

Mo they're kidnapping me help [Music]

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damn

damn

damn it well there's no longer much point in

it well there's no longer much point in

it well there's no longer much point in delivering him to intelligence let's

delivering him to intelligence let's

delivering him to intelligence let's stump him here no wait till we cross the

stump him here no wait till we cross the

stump him here no wait till we cross the border can't have him found in Goa

border can't have him found in Goa

border can't have him found in Goa [Music]

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your papers

your papers

your papers gentlemen gu of course turned out nice

gentlemen gu of course turned out nice

gentlemen gu of course turned out nice again hasn't

again hasn't

again hasn't it thank you

and that

and that

and that gentleman here it is I'm sure you'll

gentleman here it is I'm sure you'll

gentleman here it is I'm sure you'll find everything in

order perfectly sir have a good trip

order perfectly sir have a good trip

order perfectly sir have a good trip gentlemen

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[Music] you got away with killing trumpeta and a

you got away with killing trumpeta and a

you got away with killing trumpeta and a fat lot of goody did us we did find out

fat lot of goody did us we did find out

fat lot of goody did us we did find out that the transmitters on the Aon Feld I

that the transmitters on the Aon Feld I

that the transmitters on the Aon Feld I I understand your feelings no you don't

I understand your feelings no you don't

I understand your feelings no you don't you took one hell of a risk for next to

you took one hell of a risk for next to

you took one hell of a risk for next to nothing whoever Trum peta's number two

nothing whoever Trum peta's number two

nothing whoever Trum peta's number two man is took over immediately we still

man is took over immediately we still

man is took over immediately we still haven't been able to break the code

haven't been able to break the code

haven't been able to break the code while you were on the train for two days

while you were on the train for two days

while you were on the train for two days coming back to Delhi three more ships

coming back to Delhi three more ships

coming back to Delhi three more ships have been

have been

have been sunk did you hear what I said three more

sunk did you hear what I said three more

sunk did you hear what I said three more ships have been sunk

ships have been sunk

ships have been sunk I'd like to go into that Harbor with

I'd like to go into that Harbor with

I'd like to go into that Harbor with Commandos and blow the whole filthy

Commandos and blow the whole filthy

Commandos and blow the whole filthy place up but we can't which is rather

frustrating also I've got no suggestions

frustrating also I've got no suggestions

frustrating also I've got no suggestions which may account for my unpleasant

disposition if the professionals can't

disposition if the professionals can't

disposition if the professionals can't do it we might have to turn to

do it we might have to turn to

do it we might have to turn to amateurs and what does that mean what if

amateurs and what does that mean what if

amateurs and what does that mean what if a group of British civilians managed to

a group of British civilians managed to

a group of British civilians managed to board their themselves if they were

board their themselves if they were

board their themselves if they were caught might be taken as a drunken

caught might be taken as a drunken

caught might be taken as a drunken Escapade you know businessmen on holiday

Escapade you know businessmen on holiday

Escapade you know businessmen on holiday and Goa without their wives having a

and Goa without their wives having a

and Goa without their wives having a smashing good time little chany with the

smashing good time little chany with the

smashing good time little chany with the Portuguese government that's a

Portuguese government that's a

Portuguese government that's a masterpiece of understatement London

masterpiece of understatement London

masterpiece of understatement London would have our heads it might just

would have our heads it might just

would have our heads it might just succeed sir oh

succeed sir oh

succeed sir oh God and which civilians did you have in

God and which civilians did you have in

God and which civilians did you have in mind the kkat light

mind the kkat light

mind the kkat light horse the what it's a part-time

horse the what it's a part-time

horse the what it's a part-time territorial unit they haven't seen

territorial unit they haven't seen

territorial unit they haven't seen action for 40 years

action for 40 years

action for 40 years years leis you're talking about a mixed

years leis you're talking about a mixed

years leis you're talking about a mixed bag of boozing middle-aged Potbelly

bag of boozing middle-aged Potbelly

bag of boozing middle-aged Potbelly businessmen no argument but when the war

businessmen no argument but when the war

businessmen no argument but when the war started every man Jack of them

started every man Jack of them

started every man Jack of them volunteered for active service those

volunteered for active service those

volunteered for active service those that were not accepted for whatever

that were not accepted for whatever

that were not accepted for whatever reasons are all EX soldiers they know

reasons are all EX soldiers they know

reasons are all EX soldiers they know weapons they know tactics they'd give

weapons they know tactics they'd give

weapons they know tactics they'd give their right arms to help it's insane

their right arms to help it's insane

their right arms to help it's insane leis and you know it

put together a plan on ad

SE thank you

SE thank you

SE thank you sir to me move

sir to me move

sir to me move it

it

it back it's yours

back it's yours

back it's yours [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] well done well

done have you seen Bill no probably in

done have you seen Bill no probably in

done have you seen Bill no probably in the

the

the [Applause]

bar obviously everything we've just told

bar obviously everything we've just told

bar obviously everything we've just told you the operation the destination all of

you the operation the destination all of

you the operation the destination all of it is for your ear only are you

it is for your ear only are you

it is for your ear only are you expecting my men to volunteer without

expecting my men to volunteer without

expecting my men to volunteer without having the faintest idea what they're

having the faintest idea what they're

having the faintest idea what they're volunteering for right I thought so all

volunteering for right I thought so all

volunteering for right I thought so all that the men must know is that it

that the men must know is that it

that the men must know is that it couldn't be more

couldn't be more

couldn't be more important it'll be quite risky and it's

important it'll be quite risky and it's

important it'll be quite risky and it's top secret unfortunately Bill there'll

top secret unfortunately Bill there'll

top secret unfortunately Bill there'll be no pay in it no pensions if anyone's

be no pay in it no pensions if anyone's

be no pay in it no pensions if anyone's killed or wounded and no

killed or wounded and no

killed or wounded and no credit the all sounds unbelievably

credit the all sounds unbelievably

credit the all sounds unbelievably attractive to me and I take it no medals

attractive to me and I take it no medals

attractive to me and I take it no medals if all goes well no medals no

if all goes well no medals no

if all goes well no medals no recognition at

recognition at

recognition at all I love it so will they

go last of course Mel born again good

go last of course Mel born again good

go last of course Mel born again good early for

early for

early for casualties he'll be all right you okay

casualties he'll be all right you okay

casualties he'll be all right you okay DIY damn fool you all right I think so

DIY damn fool you all right I think so

DIY damn fool you all right I think so that's not all all the wind out of me

that's not all all the wind out of me

that's not all all the wind out of me well there's enough of it in there Dicky

well there's enough of it in there Dicky

well there's enough of it in there Dicky lad that's tremendously amusing must

lad that's tremendously amusing must

lad that's tremendously amusing must have been relief to your Pony Rober old

have been relief to your Pony Rober old

have been relief to your Pony Rober old Chef once I've adjusted my trust I'll be

Chef once I've adjusted my trust I'll be

Chef once I've adjusted my trust I'll be happy to thump you on the head come on

happy to thump you on the head come on

happy to thump you on the head come on Dicky just a bit of fun in a cold cruel

world

for and Fen

fire I've told you everything about this

fire I've told you everything about this

fire I've told you everything about this operation I'm allowed to the light horse

operation I'm allowed to the light horse

operation I'm allowed to the light horse has not been in action as a unit since

has not been in action as a unit since

has not been in action as a unit since the B war in 1900s

the B war in 1900s

the B war in 1900s but I hope and believe that we soon will

be I'm calling for between 15 and 20

volunteers I was afraid of that thank

volunteers I was afraid of that thank

volunteers I was afraid of that thank you gentlemen I appreciate it now those

you gentlemen I appreciate it now those

you gentlemen I appreciate it now those of you who are selected will leave in

of you who are selected will leave in

of you who are selected will leave in about 7 days you'll be gone for two

about 7 days you'll be gone for two

about 7 days you'll be gone for two weeks I think it's best if you tell your

weeks I think it's best if you tell your

weeks I think it's best if you tell your wives you've been ordered up to Ranchi

wives you've been ordered up to Ranchi

wives you've been ordered up to Ranchi for a twoe training period of local

for a twoe training period of local

for a twoe training period of local defense that sort of thing

defense that sort of thing

defense that sort of thing so now will you all please give your

so now will you all please give your

so now will you all please give your names and telephone numbers to Sandy

Lums here we go

sorry Jack Bill I'm going on

this God blesses

this God blesses

this God blesses everyone oh help us take your choice

so and you could move that game further

so and you could move that game further

so and you could move that game further down the beach if you don't

down the beach if you don't

down the beach if you don't mind it starts off like a Hungarian

mind it starts off like a Hungarian

mind it starts off like a Hungarian omelet first steal one egg we're

omelet first steal one egg we're

omelet first steal one egg we're actually stealing an entire ship can't

actually stealing an entire ship can't

actually stealing an entire ship can't rent one and naturally the Navy has

rent one and naturally the Navy has

rent one and naturally the Navy has nothing available then I have to sail

nothing available then I have to sail

nothing available then I have to sail the bloody thing the whole way around

the bloody thing the whole way around

the bloody thing the whole way around India from

India from

India from Kolkata to coochin yes you're the only

Kolkata to coochin yes you're the only

Kolkata to coochin yes you're the only one of us with any experience at Sea and

one of us with any experience at Sea and

one of us with any experience at Sea and all I get is five light horse for crew

all I get is five light horse for crew

all I get is five light horse for crew plus three hard lasers we are not

plus three hard lasers we are not

plus three hard lasers we are not stealing the Queen Mary and we're not

stealing the Queen Mary and we're not

stealing the Queen Mary and we're not exactly looking for a robo

exactly looking for a robo

exactly looking for a robo either all

either all

either all right Charlie Wilton knows engines and I

right Charlie Wilton knows engines and I

right Charlie Wilton knows engines and I can

can

can navigate well suppose we make it then

navigate well suppose we make it then

navigate well suppose we make it then you bring the others across by train to

you bring the others across by train to

you bring the others across by train to coach in I pick you up and we sail right

coach in I pick you up and we sail right

coach in I pick you up and we sail right into marago Harbor and blow up

into marago Harbor and blow up

into marago Harbor and blow up everything in sight just like that right

everything in sight just like that right

everything in sight just like that right nothing to it and for a grand finale we

nothing to it and for a grand finale we

nothing to it and for a grand finale we escape 20 of us against maybe 120 of

escape 20 of us against maybe 120 of

escape 20 of us against maybe 120 of them won't be 120 of them Gavin will see

them won't be 120 of them Gavin will see

them won't be 120 of them Gavin will see to that he'll be in Goa arranging all

to that he'll be in Goa arranging all

to that he'll be in Goa arranging all sorts of brilliant

sorts of brilliant

sorts of brilliant diversions come in I think it's Jack you

diversions come in I think it's Jack you

diversions come in I think it's Jack you want to see

want to see

want to see come in Jack take a seat no thank you

come in Jack take a seat no thank you

come in Jack take a seat no thank you sir I'll Stand forget the sir I can't

sir I'll Stand forget the sir I can't

sir I'll Stand forget the sir I can't make a speech bill but this is the only

make a speech bill but this is the only

make a speech bill but this is the only chance I'll have to settle accounts for

chance I'll have to settle accounts for

chance I'll have to settle accounts for my boy your boy he was killed in Burma

my boy your boy he was killed in Burma

my boy your boy he was killed in Burma didn't know

sorry well that's really what I came

sorry well that's really what I came

sorry well that's really what I came about God knows I know how you feel but

about God knows I know how you feel but

about God knows I know how you feel but you must realize I don't think you do at

you must realize I don't think you do at

you must realize I don't think you do at all but you don't understand the

all but you don't understand the

all but you don't understand the operation I don't know how to say this

operation I don't know how to say this

operation I don't know how to say this to you but we just can't risk your old

to you but we just can't risk your old

to you but we just can't risk your old ticker there's nothing wrong with it

ticker there's nothing wrong with it

ticker there's nothing wrong with it bill I have my pills I'll take

bill I have my pills I'll take

bill I have my pills I'll take it no liability at all I do have some

it no liability at all I do have some

it no liability at all I do have some strange deals to make and I'm sure he'll

strange deals to make and I'm sure he'll

strange deals to make and I'm sure he'll handle some of them better than I

handle some of them better than I

handle some of them better than I can well

Bill all right Jack it's all yours

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oh God I'm dying oh hell I'm dead I've

oh God I'm dying oh hell I'm dead I've

oh God I'm dying oh hell I'm dead I've been dead nearly 20 minutes I thought I

been dead nearly 20 minutes I thought I

been dead nearly 20 minutes I thought I smelled something strange

smelled something strange

smelled something strange [Music]

good God what are you doing just toning

good God what are you doing just toning

good God what are you doing just toning up what on Earth for my health well mind

up what on Earth for my health well mind

up what on Earth for my health well mind your hernia

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[Music] dear why the hell don't you whistle or

dear why the hell don't you whistle or

dear why the hell don't you whistle or something before you come out here

here Mr Melbourne are you all right no

here Mr Melbourne are you all right no

here Mr Melbourne are you all right no I'm just having a a private heart attack

I'm just having a a private heart attack

I'm just having a a private heart attack get out this wedworth

come

in leis delightful to see you is that

in leis delightful to see you is that

in leis delightful to see you is that Gavin by georgean is gin wait you mean

Gavin by georgean is gin wait you mean

Gavin by georgean is gin wait you mean the one with the blood rushing to his

the one with the blood rushing to his

the one with the blood rushing to his feet you're right

feet you're right

feet you're right I'm glad to see you back in one piece

I'm glad to see you back in one piece

I'm glad to see you back in one piece Yogi it was a lovely Mission there

Yogi it was a lovely Mission there

Yogi it was a lovely Mission there certain parts of Burma that won't be

certain parts of Burma that won't be

certain parts of Burma that won't be quite the same again anything new coming

quite the same again anything new coming

quite the same again anything new coming up for Force 136 sir oh just for you

up for Force 136 sir oh just for you

up for Force 136 sir oh just for you marvelous what can I do for you how

marvelous what can I do for you how

marvelous what can I do for you how would you like to blow up two or three

would you like to blow up two or three

would you like to blow up two or three enemy ships in a neutral Harbor

enemy ships in a neutral Harbor

enemy ships in a neutral Harbor delighted you'll have to get me a couple

delighted you'll have to get me a couple

delighted you'll have to get me a couple of days notice to get my gear ready

of days notice to get my gear ready

of days notice to get my gear ready it'll be in and out fast there won't be

it'll be in and out fast there won't be

it'll be in and out fast there won't be a second chance at these targets I

a second chance at these targets I

a second chance at these targets I haven't needed one yet have I the one

haven't needed one yet have I the one

haven't needed one yet have I the one thing I can't abide is a lack of

thing I can't abide is a lack of

thing I can't abide is a lack of confidence we'll be in touch then fine

confidence we'll be in touch then fine

confidence we'll be in touch then fine onward and upward anything new in the

onward and upward anything new in the

onward and upward anything new in the papers

papers

papers y yes the world's upside

down couldn't sail across the serpentine

down couldn't sail across the serpentine

down couldn't sail across the serpentine that R around India it's a bloody River

that R around India it's a bloody River

that R around India it's a bloody River booat it's the right size there won't be

booat it's the right size there won't be

booat it's the right size there won't be any great upro when it's

missing there something very peculiar

missing there something very peculiar

missing there something very peculiar going on Bill what is it what what you

going on Bill what is it what what you

going on Bill what is it what what you never shave at night well rather a

never shave at night well rather a

never shave at night well rather a novelty I thought for once not to shave

novelty I thought for once not to shave

novelty I thought for once not to shave in the morning when I'm still asleep

in the morning when I'm still asleep

in the morning when I'm still asleep that's not it no

that's not it no

that's not it no why you can really be the most

why you can really be the most

why you can really be the most exasperating I'm probably being even

exasperating I'm probably being even

exasperating I'm probably being even more EX aspirating a good wife does not

more EX aspirating a good wife does not

more EX aspirating a good wife does not pry darling you can pry as much as you

pry darling you can pry as much as you

pry darling you can pry as much as you like now the reason I'm shaving now is

like now the reason I'm shaving now is

like now the reason I'm shaving now is because I have to get up tomorrow

because I have to get up tomorrow

because I have to get up tomorrow morning at 4:00 we go charging up to run

morning at 4:00 we go charging up to run

morning at 4:00 we go charging up to run she in a bloody great truck to do two

she in a bloody great truck to do two

she in a bloody great truck to do two weeks incredibly boring training

weeks incredibly boring training

weeks incredibly boring training whatever it is it's far too important to

whatever it is it's far too important to

whatever it is it's far too important to you oh

you oh

you oh really it's another woman isn't

it

it

it is another woman

is another woman

is another woman me I have never loved nor will I ever

me I have never loved nor will I ever

me I have never loved nor will I ever love anyone but

you you've come and got me all laed up

you you've come and got me all laed up

you you've come and got me all laed up [Music]

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is

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hold it what the hell is

hold it what the hell is

hold it what the hell is this no questions just answers now if

this no questions just answers now if

this no questions just answers now if you create any problem we shall have to

you create any problem we shall have to

you create any problem we shall have to kill you

have you taken a look at the engine in

have you taken a look at the engine in

have you taken a look at the engine in this thing no but I have a general idea

this thing no but I have a general idea

this thing no but I have a general idea belongs to the museum so do some of us

belongs to the museum so do some of us

belongs to the museum so do some of us that's you're up let's take a stroll on

that's you're up let's take a stroll on

that's you're up let's take a stroll on the prominade

deck I've got this new

I've been saving this for a long time

I've been saving this for a long time

I've been saving this for a long time now I know why to

us to

us to

us to the operation amen

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I haven't got the faintest idea what

I haven't got the faintest idea what

I haven't got the faintest idea what makes this thing

makes this thing

makes this thing work do

work do

work do you see you in coaches

you see you in coaches

you see you in coaches [Music]

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you

you [Music]

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[Music] that

that

that [Music]

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[Music] is my shepher I sure don't

is my shepher I sure don't

is my shepher I sure don't want get

want get

want get up not into the wind Robin not into the

up not into the wind Robin not into the

up not into the wind Robin not into the wind Robin oh God done it again for God

wind Robin oh God done it again for God

wind Robin oh God done it again for God sake don't describe it to me I'm going

sake don't describe it to me I'm going

sake don't describe it to me I'm going down below to hit myself over the head

down below to hit myself over the head

down below to hit myself over the head with a hammer remember I've still got

with a hammer remember I've still got

with a hammer remember I've still got the cook

one an industrious

job you wouldn't you sadistic what

job you wouldn't you sadistic what

job you wouldn't you sadistic what wouldn't

wouldn't

wouldn't I no Yogi when we get to wherever it is

I no Yogi when we get to wherever it is

I no Yogi when we get to wherever it is we're going I'm going to kill you mind

we're going I'm going to kill you mind

we're going I'm going to kill you mind have a matter Robin think the just a

me I'm not doing a damn fool taking on

me I'm not doing a damn fool taking on

me I'm not doing a damn fool taking on this

this

this job one

Well Jack old CH if anyone has to swim

Well Jack old CH if anyone has to swim

Well Jack old CH if anyone has to swim for it this is where you'll be Jack cut

for it this is where you'll be Jack cut

for it this is where you'll be Jack cut right entire onshore rescue and first a

right entire onshore rescue and first a

right entire onshore rescue and first a you'd better put a lry up there now

you'd better put a lry up there now

you'd better put a lry up there now should you pick anyone up they're to be

should you pick anyone up they're to be

should you pick anyone up they're to be taken straight out of go and if you have

taken straight out of go and if you have

taken straight out of go and if you have to drive through the Border barricades

to drive through the Border barricades

to drive through the Border barricades and take over that River the you do

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[Music] it thank God you're not my wife life any

it thank God you're not my wife life any

it thank God you're not my wife life any kind of physical contact brings on the

kind of physical contact brings on the

kind of physical contact brings on the most outrageous sexual remars woman's

most outrageous sexual remars woman's

most outrageous sexual remars woman's insatiable you're a lucky fellow she

insatiable you're a lucky fellow she

insatiable you're a lucky fellow she bites bloody undignified at my age I

bites bloody undignified at my age I

bites bloody undignified at my age I prefer a bit of grateful whimpering even

prefer a bit of grateful whimpering even

prefer a bit of grateful whimpering even if it's only be from

me I never survived the training

me I never survived the training

me I never survived the training Rock I'm talking of Survivor leis I

Rock I'm talking of Survivor leis I

Rock I'm talking of Survivor leis I swore to myself I'd never asked this

swore to myself I'd never asked this

swore to myself I'd never asked this which is why I'm asking but all those

which is why I'm asking but all those

which is why I'm asking but all those explosives we loaded onto that

explosives we loaded onto that

explosives we loaded onto that ridiculous feee what on Earth are they

ridiculous feee what on Earth are they

ridiculous feee what on Earth are they for

oh it's my opinion we're going to storm

oh it's my opinion we're going to storm

oh it's my opinion we're going to storm a Mountaintop con Bowa hats and barus

a Mountaintop con Bowa hats and barus

a Mountaintop con Bowa hats and barus veins and umbrellas a and the nuns will

veins and umbrellas a and the nuns will

veins and umbrellas a and the nuns will shoot that deals off well someone will

shoot that deals off well someone will

shoot that deals off well someone will let's play

let's play

let's play bridge oh love crof must have melons for

adenoids the next round's on me uh cruml

adenoids the next round's on me uh cruml

adenoids the next round's on me uh cruml c r o m w e l

c r o m w e l

c r o m w e l l hold on who is it

it's

it's

it's open

open

open hello ah yes you have it what do you

hello ah yes you have it what do you

hello ah yes you have it what do you mean you can't give it to me it's

mean you can't give it to me it's

mean you can't give it to me it's unlisted well where are you I'll come

unlisted well where are you I'll come

unlisted well where are you I'll come down and pay

down and pay

down and pay you we all have to learn to live with

you we all have to learn to live with

you we all have to learn to live with the odd insult that we I'll try to beat

the odd insult that we I'll try to beat

the odd insult that we I'll try to beat that combination an Incorruptible

that combination an Incorruptible

that combination an Incorruptible telephone operator and a woman with an

telephone operator and a woman with an

telephone operator and a woman with an unlisted telephone number and a ring

unlisted telephone number and a ring

unlisted telephone number and a ring Beauty damn it come on you have to put

Beauty damn it come on you have to put

Beauty damn it come on you have to put that in a safe dep posit box at the p

that in a safe dep posit box at the p

that in a safe dep posit box at the p Portuguese national

bank my God they'll Chuck me over board

there's a periscope out there

Periscope it's over the St

Periscope it's over the St

Periscope it's over the St bow I don't see a thing where the hell

bow I don't see a thing where the hell

bow I don't see a thing where the hell is it look there that's a port bow idiot

is it look there that's a port bow idiot

is it look there that's a port bow idiot Whatever It Is God help us we're

dead right I'll take the

wheel give me those glasses where is it

wheel give me those glasses where is it

wheel give me those glasses where is it no on the on the um the the port

no on the on the um the the port

no on the on the um the the port bow if we're blown up everybody get a

bow if we're blown up everybody get a

bow if we're blown up everybody get a bit of wreckage and cling to it that's

hilarious wait a

hilarious wait a

hilarious wait a minute I've got it

minute I've got it

minute I've got it what an incredible piece of camouflage

what an incredible piece of camouflage

what an incredible piece of camouflage it looks exactly like a shark fin

it looks exactly like a shark fin

it looks exactly like a shark fin they're Kev Devils I give them

they're Kev Devils I give them

they're Kev Devils I give them that it's a shark Mr MERS oh oh is that

that it's a shark Mr MERS oh oh is that

that it's a shark Mr MERS oh oh is that all you can say oh sorry you

all you can say oh sorry you

all you can say oh sorry you know sorry I prefer

o damn

o damn

o damn fool six days each week of government

fool six days each week of government

fool six days each week of government bureaucracy taxes the mind in the body

bureaucracy taxes the mind in the body

bureaucracy taxes the mind in the body to the limits of endurance yes it's very

to the limits of endurance yes it's very

to the limits of endurance yes it's very good of you to see me senor Montero not

good of you to see me senor Montero not

good of you to see me senor Montero not at all now you want to enjoy your day

at all now you want to enjoy your day

at all now you want to enjoy your day offer my time is limited so may we drop

offer my time is limited so may we drop

offer my time is limited so may we drop the

the

the formalities as you wish I want you to

formalities as you wish I want you to

formalities as you wish I want you to use your influence to persuade the

use your influence to persuade the

use your influence to persuade the governor to have a reception among the

governor to have a reception among the

governor to have a reception among the invited guests will be every port

invited guests will be every port

invited guests will be every port official from marag Goa and the officers

official from marag Goa and the officers

official from marag Goa and the officers from every ship at anchor in the harbor

from every ship at anchor in the harbor

from every ship at anchor in the harbor you will on the same night arrange a

you will on the same night arrange a

you will on the same night arrange a carnival which will attract the cruise

carnival which will attract the cruise

carnival which will attract the cruise of all the

of all the

of all the ships well

you mentioned my

you mentioned my

you mentioned my sons yes I can arrange that your sons

sons yes I can arrange that your sons

sons yes I can arrange that your sons continue to enjoy their schooling in

continue to enjoy their schooling in

continue to enjoy their schooling in India and that their fees are paid

India and that their fees are paid

India and that their fees are paid directly into a bank there yes or

no a wise

no a wise

no a wise decision the invitations have already

decision the invitations have already

decision the invitations have already been printed the date is March the 8th

been printed the date is March the 8th

been printed the date is March the 8th the time 2100 hours what is your your

the time 2100 hours what is your your

the time 2100 hours what is your your reason for this seor that is a question

reason for this seor that is a question

reason for this seor that is a question you do not ask it is simply a display of

you do not ask it is simply a display of

you do not ask it is simply a display of your country's hospitality and

your country's hospitality and

your country's hospitality and neutrality now these are for your

neutrality now these are for your

neutrality now these are for your immediate use I'm sure your list of

immediate use I'm sure your list of

immediate use I'm sure your list of expenses will be very imaginative oh one

expenses will be very imaginative oh one

expenses will be very imaginative oh one more thing I'd hate like hell to see

more thing I'd hate like hell to see

more thing I'd hate like hell to see anything go wrong for your sake and the

anything go wrong for your sake and the

anything go wrong for your sake and the children

children

children [Music]

I don't know what comes first the hello

I don't know what comes first the hello

I don't know what comes first the hello the apology or the explanation none of

the apology or the explanation none of

the apology or the explanation none of them excuse me well I ow you at least

them excuse me well I ow you at least

them excuse me well I ow you at least two out of three

two out of three

two out of three please how's Hamlet damn

please how's Hamlet damn

please how's Hamlet damn it I prefer not to make a scene here why

it I prefer not to make a scene here why

it I prefer not to make a scene here why don't we sit

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down how is hambert look I don't

down how is hambert look I don't

down how is hambert look I don't appreciate

appreciate

appreciate it some why champagne

loveely later

hello Mrs crom and I can't tell you how

hello Mrs crom and I can't tell you how

hello Mrs crom and I can't tell you how sorry am that's

sorry am that's

sorry am that's true I find all that sh

true I find all that sh

true I find all that sh unbearable quite truthfully so do I the

unbearable quite truthfully so do I the

unbearable quite truthfully so do I the best I can do is apologize if you would

best I can do is apologize if you would

best I can do is apologize if you would accept that we could

accept that we could

accept that we could talk it was an

talk it was an

talk it was an ugly incident you killed a man as were

ugly incident you killed a man as were

ugly incident you killed a man as were nothing he was about to kill us both

nothing he was about to kill us both

nothing he was about to kill us both you've done it before haven't

you yes I was an officer in the Army for

you yes I was an officer in the Army for

you yes I was an officer in the Army for a while and then the Bengali police made

a while and then the Bengali police made

a while and then the Bengali police made me a better offer and now you're a t-

me a better offer and now you're a t-

me a better offer and now you're a t- merchant

merchant

merchant yes I didn't like being a police

yes I didn't like being a police

yes I didn't like being a police officer and I don't wander around

officer and I don't wander around

officer and I don't wander around killing

people well next you're going to accuse

people well next you're going to accuse

people well next you're going to accuse me of killing the poor unfortunate owner

me of killing the poor unfortunate owner

me of killing the poor unfortunate owner of this place it had crossed my

of this place it had crossed my

of this place it had crossed my mind Mrs crumel I really would much

mind Mrs crumel I really would much

mind Mrs crumel I really would much rather talk about you and possibly even

rather talk about you and possibly even

rather talk about you and possibly even me you know it wouldn't take a great

me you know it wouldn't take a great

me you know it wouldn't take a great deal for me to fall in love with

deal for me to fall in love with

deal for me to fall in love with you no

you no

you no comment all right I have

comment all right I have

comment all right I have one why don't we pick up where we left

one why don't we pick up where we left

one why don't we pick up where we left off be exceptionally wary of each other

off be exceptionally wary of each other

off be exceptionally wary of each other and see what

and see what

and see what develops no

develops no

develops no comment yet

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[Music]

[Music] why Mrs

Crum whose deal is it

Crum whose deal is it

Crum whose deal is it yours did you order us a beer

yours did you order us a beer

yours did you order us a beer yes I wonder why they ask us if we can

yes I wonder why they ask us if we can

yes I wonder why they ask us if we can swim but one thing's for certain this is

swim but one thing's for certain this is

swim but one thing's for certain this is a damn side better than thumping around

a damn side better than thumping around

a damn side better than thumping around the coast in that dirty old bucket a py

the coast in that dirty old bucket a py

the coast in that dirty old bucket a py bre

bre

bre awful bloody Sor you know suffers hell

awful bloody Sor you know suffers hell

awful bloody Sor you know suffers hell so did Nelson Nelson Admiral Nelson you

so did Nelson Nelson Admiral Nelson you

so did Nelson Nelson Admiral Nelson you fool you know England

fool you know England

fool you know England expects uh over here

chaps gentlemen if they've been lucky

chaps gentlemen if they've been lucky

chaps gentlemen if they've been lucky the Phoebe should be outside coach and

the Phoebe should be outside coach and

the Phoebe should be outside coach and harber tomorrow night and will be off on

harber tomorrow night and will be off on

harber tomorrow night and will be off on a lovely sundrenched Cruise

a lovely sundrenched Cruise

a lovely sundrenched Cruise you'll each receive a boarding schedule

you'll each receive a boarding schedule

you'll each receive a boarding schedule and detailed instructions please

and detailed instructions please

and detailed instructions please memorize them and Destroy them no others

memorize them and Destroy them no others

memorize them and Destroy them no others to carry any letters or documents which

to carry any letters or documents which

to carry any letters or documents which might associate him with the LI horse

might associate him with the LI horse

might associate him with the LI horse tomorrow you will each go separately to

tomorrow you will each go separately to

tomorrow you will each go separately to the Bazar and buy two bottles of whiskey

the Bazar and buy two bottles of whiskey

the Bazar and buy two bottles of whiskey which you will keep in your luggage

which you will keep in your luggage

which you will keep in your luggage unopened you to be packed and ready by

unopened you to be packed and ready by

unopened you to be packed and ready by 1700

1700

1700 hours I can't give you any details on

hours I can't give you any details on

hours I can't give you any details on the operation itself until we're safely

the operation itself until we're safely

the operation itself until we're safely at

seed any

questions

questions

questions good if any of you might be thinking of

good if any of you might be thinking of

good if any of you might be thinking of getting SLE

getting SLE

getting SLE tonight splain it I expect

tonight splain it I expect

tonight splain it I expect to and the briefing

for shot

for shot

for shot offs ell

Noor English yeah

Noor English yeah

Noor English yeah yes you perhaps wish something we can

yes you perhaps wish something we can

yes you perhaps wish something we can give you anything you should desire

give you anything you should desire

give you anything you should desire anything your house yes seor all clean

anything your house yes seor all clean

anything your house yes seor all clean girls and all

girls and all

girls and all beautiful I have an unusual request uh

beautiful I have an unusual request uh

beautiful I have an unusual request uh nothing is strange here Senor many years

nothing is strange here Senor many years

nothing is strange here Senor many years ago I was a sailor now I am a rich man

ago I was a sailor now I am a rich man

ago I was a sailor now I am a rich man but always a seller in your heart I

but always a seller in your heart I

but always a seller in your heart I understand you wish something special

understand you wish something special

understand you wish something special yes I would like to give every sailor in

yes I would like to give every sailor in

yes I would like to give every sailor in the port a gift to celebrate my good

the port a gift to celebrate my good

the port a gift to celebrate my good fortune in life

fortune in life

fortune in life now you will tell every nationality of

now you will tell every nationality of

now you will tell every nationality of sailor in the harbor that for three days

sailor in the harbor that for three days

sailor in the harbor that for three days Thursday Friday Saturday zon come to

Thursday Friday Saturday zon come to

Thursday Friday Saturday zon come to this street and do with girls at no cost

this street and do with girls at no cost

this street and do with girls at no cost Oh What a Beautiful Thing You Do sir I'm

Oh What a Beautiful Thing You Do sir I'm

Oh What a Beautiful Thing You Do sir I'm glad you think so now can we agree price

glad you think so now can we agree price

glad you think so now can we agree price please come

please come

please come Senor you this is exceedingly

Senor you this is exceedingly

Senor you this is exceedingly odd I hardly know anything about you I

odd I hardly know anything about you I

odd I hardly know anything about you I don't you live I don't even know your

don't you live I don't even know your

don't you live I don't even know your phone number you didn't have to all

phone number you didn't have to all

phone number you didn't have to all we've done is enjoy each

we've done is enjoy each

we've done is enjoy each other I am falling in love with you Mrs

CW i' go better than

that I

that I

that I have Gavin I don't want to go home now

have Gavin I don't want to go home now

have Gavin I don't want to go home now but I'm going

but I'm going

but I'm going to all right I'll take you no

to all right I'll take you no

to all right I'll take you no I still can't know where you live not

I still can't know where you live not

I still can't know where you live not until I understand how I

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[Music] feel I'd like to get dressed

now you do love me

now you do love me

now you do love me give me time to think I promise to call

give me time to think I promise to call

give me time to think I promise to call you

you

you [Music]

they're the last two Come Along come

along sorry Sandy we got held up

come Jack how was your second visit with

come Jack how was your second visit with

come Jack how was your second visit with your friendly wh house keeper set every

your friendly wh house keeper set every

your friendly wh house keeper set every saor is all about it as he was taking

saor is all about it as he was taking

saor is all about it as he was taking the rest of the money he called me a

the rest of the money he called me a

the rest of the money he called me a true benefactor of all halls and Seaman

true benefactor of all halls and Seaman

true benefactor of all halls and Seaman rather appropriate play on words don't

rather appropriate play on words don't

rather appropriate play on words don't you think I also his lifelong friend for

you think I also his lifelong friend for

you think I also his lifelong friend for whom he'd shed blood and Brandy he shed

whom he'd shed blood and Brandy he shed

whom he'd shed blood and Brandy he shed the Brandy didn't he yeah he did Jack

the Brandy didn't he yeah he did Jack

the Brandy didn't he yeah he did Jack why don't you go to your room and lie

why don't you go to your room and lie

why don't you go to your room and lie down for bit I mean there's nothing else

down for bit I mean there's nothing else

down for bit I mean there's nothing else to be done

to be done

to be done tonight I was going to I may even pray a

tonight I was going to I may even pray a

tonight I was going to I may even pray a bit where are you going I'm talking a

bit where are you going I'm talking a

bit where are you going I'm talking a Praying to church the phone call I was

Praying to church the phone call I was

Praying to church the phone call I was waiting for for two days finally came

waiting for for two days finally came

waiting for for two days finally came through I'm glad to hear you so was I

through I'm glad to hear you so was I

through I'm glad to hear you so was I did you say Church

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[Music] yes that you

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gav who are you

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I need a t would you bring that up here

I need a t would you bring that up here

I need a t would you bring that up here for me

please now

please now

please now then we're on the last lap of our little

then we're on the last lap of our little

then we're on the last lap of our little trip so I can now give you our

trip so I can now give you our

trip so I can now give you our destination and tell you what we're

destination and tell you what we're

destination and tell you what we're going to do when we get there we're

going to do when we get there we're

going to do when we get there we're headed for the neutral Port of marag Goa

headed for the neutral Port of marag Goa

headed for the neutral Port of marag Goa told in that port at an ER is a German

told in that port at an ER is a German

told in that port at an ER is a German ship the Aron felds our

ship the Aron felds our

ship the Aron felds our job is to seize that

job is to seize that

job is to seize that ship hold her

ship hold her

ship hold her down or sink her where she is also in

down or sink her where she is also in

down or sink her where she is also in that Port are two other German ships so

that Port are two other German ships so

that Port are two other German ships so if we can knock them off at the same

if we can knock them off at the same

if we can knock them off at the same time so much the

time so much the

time so much the better but first Theon here is her deck

better but first Theon here is her deck

better but first Theon here is her deck plan study it very carefully and then

plan study it very carefully and then

plan study it very carefully and then I'll deal with any question bill yeah

I'll deal with any question bill yeah

I'll deal with any question bill yeah we've got problems what's wrong the main

we've got problems what's wrong the main

we've got problems what's wrong the main bearing is

bearing is

bearing is overheating can you do anything about it

overheating can you do anything about it

overheating can you do anything about it only if I stop the engine it's a

only if I stop the engine it's a

only if I stop the engine it's a question of dismantling the bearing and

question of dismantling the bearing and

question of dismantling the bearing and fitting a new shell if I

can how long would it take 2 to 3 hours

can how long would it take 2 to 3 hours

can how long would it take 2 to 3 hours and sir I said if I can as I heard you

and sir I said if I can as I heard you

and sir I said if I can as I heard you Charlie well can we keep going as it is

Charlie well can we keep going as it is

Charlie well can we keep going as it is not for long

all right stop your engine see what you

all right stop your engine see what you

all right stop your engine see what you can

can

can do we desperately needed

do we desperately needed

do we desperately needed that have a little the way not

that have a little the way not

that have a little the way not much carry

much carry

much carry on

on

on now on the for deck here

I didn't want to push my luck on the

I didn't want to push my luck on the

I didn't want to push my luck on the telephone but WI a church I didn't want

telephone but WI a church I didn't want

telephone but WI a church I didn't want to meet you in a cafe again or in the

to meet you in a cafe again or in the

to meet you in a cafe again or in the hotel

hotel

hotel room I'm coming I'm glad you called

room I'm coming I'm glad you called

room I'm coming I'm glad you called I don't know whether I am or not I just

I don't know whether I am or not I just

I don't know whether I am or not I just know I'm afraid to trust my own feelings

know I'm afraid to trust my own feelings

know I'm afraid to trust my own feelings which

which

which are terribly

are terribly

are terribly confused I'm afraid I don't understand

try we can start tonight at the governor

try we can start tonight at the governor

try we can start tonight at the governor General's

General's

General's party you mean the governor general of

party you mean the governor general of

party you mean the governor general of G why would he invite me to a party I

G why would he invite me to a party I

G why would he invite me to a party I don't even know the governor general I'm

don't even know the governor general I'm

don't even know the governor general I'm sure it's

sure it's

sure it's mutual I'm

mutual I'm

mutual I'm invited would you take

me all right I'll take you

me all right I'll take you

me all right I'll take you 9:00 21 to K

9:00 21 to K

9:00 21 to K Street now you have my

address the progress is

address the progress is

address the progress is astonishing are we leaving you are

astonishing are we leaving you are

astonishing are we leaving you are alone please well I am available of the

alone please well I am available of the

alone please well I am available of the day conversation only te plers

day conversation only te plers

day conversation only te plers H

9:00 for

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well that may do it and it may not 2 and

well that may do it and it may not 2 and

well that may do it and it may not 2 and 1 half hours all right let's find out

1 half hours all right let's find out

1 half hours all right let's find out ready to move

ready to move

ready to move bill right

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[Music] what can you get out of it at full speed

what can you get out of it at full speed

what can you get out of it at full speed six kns made a seven try 10

six kns made a seven try 10

six kns made a seven try 10 [Music]

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[Music] that's your turn S

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[Music] good under Hill Limpet mines attached

good under Hill Limpet mines attached

good under Hill Limpet mines attached magnetically to the hull of the

magnetically to the hull of the

magnetically to the hull of the ship below the water line they work on a

ship below the water line they work on a

ship below the water line they work on a preset timer you mean this uh this knob

preset timer you mean this uh this knob

preset timer you mean this uh this knob here yes that's right now Finley you'll

here yes that's right now Finley you'll

here yes that's right now Finley you'll take the dragen Fells Sloan you take the

take the dragen Fells Sloan you take the

take the dragen Fells Sloan you take the brfs right

brfs right

brfs right [Music]

Jack

is Senor Stuart yes good even sir please

is Senor Stuart yes good even sir please

is Senor Stuart yes good even sir please thank

you please sit

you please sit

you please sit down Mrs Cromwell shall be ready soon

down Mrs Cromwell shall be ready soon

down Mrs Cromwell shall be ready soon yes not good English excuse

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[Music] she thanks to Charlie

she thanks to Charlie

she thanks to Charlie Wilton we should be alongside the

Wilton we should be alongside the

Wilton we should be alongside the aronfeld on scheduled by 0100

aronfeld on scheduled by 0100

aronfeld on scheduled by 0100 hours I don't have to tell you how

hours I don't have to tell you how

hours I don't have to tell you how crucial this operation is or how many

crucial this operation is or how many

crucial this operation is or how many Allied lives it might

Allied lives it might

Allied lives it might save our cover story once again we are

save our cover story once again we are

save our cover story once again we are businessmen on holiday we rented this

businessmen on holiday we rented this

businessmen on holiday we rented this old tub in Bombay sailed down to Goa for

old tub in Bombay sailed down to Goa for

old tub in Bombay sailed down to Goa for the fun of it and on a drunken deare

the fun of it and on a drunken deare

the fun of it and on a drunken deare boarded the

boarded the

boarded the arinells of course authentic drunken

arinells of course authentic drunken

arinells of course authentic drunken businessmen seldom run about with

businessmen seldom run about with

businessmen seldom run about with machine guns should any of you find

machine guns should any of you find

machine guns should any of you find yourselves in a tight spot if it's the

yourselves in a tight spot if it's the

yourselves in a tight spot if it's the last thing you do throw your guns over

last thing you do throw your guns over

last thing you do throw your guns over the side if any of you have to swim for

the side if any of you have to swim for

the side if any of you have to swim for it you know the location of cart dries

it you know the location of cart dries

it you know the location of cart dries Beach Jack will be there waiting for you

Beach Jack will be there waiting for you

Beach Jack will be there waiting for you Charlie you remain aboard to nurse the

Charlie you remain aboard to nurse the

Charlie you remain aboard to nurse the engine sir that's an order

engine sir that's an order

engine sir that's an order Charlie yes

Charlie yes

Charlie yes sir [\h__\h]

sir [\h__\h]

sir [\h__\h] sir Charlie you really do have a way

sir Charlie you really do have a way

sir Charlie you really do have a way with words

with words

with words John you'll stay at the wheel no

John you'll stay at the wheel no

John you'll stay at the wheel no arguments can I say [\h__\h] as well sir if

arguments can I say [\h__\h] as well sir if

arguments can I say [\h__\h] as well sir if you like all right let's open up the

you like all right let's open up the

you like all right let's open up the whiskey to one big Swig now and no more

whiskey to one big Swig now and no more

whiskey to one big Swig now and no more until further

orders Cheers Cheers the

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Happ

Happ [Music]

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excuse me your Excellency Gavin Stewart

excuse me your Excellency Gavin Stewart

excuse me your Excellency Gavin Stewart hat of Bombay limited a Mr Stewart how

hat of Bombay limited a Mr Stewart how

hat of Bombay limited a Mr Stewart how nice to see you darling may I present Mr

nice to see you darling may I present Mr

nice to see you darling may I present Mr CH a pleasure and my daughter Teresa

CH a pleasure and my daughter Teresa

CH a pleasure and my daughter Teresa senina and Mrs crumble Mrs crumble and I

senina and Mrs crumble Mrs crumble and I

senina and Mrs crumble Mrs crumble and I already know each other as a matter of

already know each other as a matter of

already know each other as a matter of fact with your permission sir I am going

fact with your permission sir I am going

fact with your permission sir I am going to steal her away from you please do

to steal her away from you please do

to steal her away from you please do enjoy yourself thank you

enjoy yourself thank you

enjoy yourself thank you sir

sure look absolutely

sure look absolutely

sure look absolutely beautiful don't blame you for being

beautiful don't blame you for being

beautiful don't blame you for being angry I wouldn't have waited for me

angry I wouldn't have waited for me

angry I wouldn't have waited for me either I can't begin to

either I can't begin to

either I can't begin to apologize don't be silly it's

apologize don't be silly it's

apologize don't be silly it's accepted where were you well you won't

accepted where were you well you won't

accepted where were you well you won't believe me it's really a sort of tragedy

believe me it's really a sort of tragedy

believe me it's really a sort of tragedy of

of

of Errors first of all puncturing in the

Errors first of all puncturing in the

Errors first of all puncturing in the middle of nowhere then I nearly ripped

middle of nowhere then I nearly ripped

middle of nowhere then I nearly ripped the sleeve of my jacket off trying to

the sleeve of my jacket off trying to

the sleeve of my jacket off trying to change the wheel a Mad Dash to find a

change the wheel a Mad Dash to find a

change the wheel a Mad Dash to find a replacement jacket which doesn't f so I

replacement jacket which doesn't f so I

replacement jacket which doesn't f so I see and naturally they're still not

see and naturally they're still not

see and naturally they're still not giving out your phone number and finally

giving out your phone number and finally

giving out your phone number and finally when I got to 31 to GMA Street there was

when I got to 31 to GMA Street there was

when I got to 31 to GMA Street there was no

no

no one

one

one Gavin it's 21 not

Gavin it's 21 not

Gavin it's 21 not 31 there you are I am an idiot agreed

31 there you are I am an idiot agreed

31 there you are I am an idiot agreed but a rather nice one I'd left by then

but a rather nice one I'd left by then

but a rather nice one I'd left by then anyway I called your hotel they said

anyway I called your hotel they said

anyway I called your hotel they said you'd gone out quite

you'd gone out quite

you'd gone out quite early how did you get in here without an

early how did you get in here without an

early how did you get in here without an invitation and I'm glad well I uh

invitation and I'm glad well I uh

invitation and I'm glad well I uh crossed the major Doo's

crossed the major Doo's

crossed the major Doo's pal shocking now to show you the stuff

pal shocking now to show you the stuff

pal shocking now to show you the stuff I'm really made

I'm really made

I'm really made of I'd like to apologize properly

of I'd like to apologize properly

of I'd like to apologize properly first I'd like to kiss you Mrs

cble Night P

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lipstick doesn't become

lipstick doesn't become

lipstick doesn't become you let me

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would you care to join up

would you care to join up

would you care to join up then I assume you've seen nothing am I

then I assume you've seen nothing am I

then I assume you've seen nothing am I correct start

correct start

correct start laughing laugh

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[Music] you'll remember your children Sen

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all right take your

weapons any problems no sir

weapons any problems no sir

weapons any problems no sir Sir Mr card right Buri there

sir take my car and park it near the

sir take my car and park it near the

sir take my car and park it near the hotel will you yes sir are you all right

hotel will you yes sir are you all right

hotel will you yes sir are you all right sir yes fine thanks

there we are the first of Gavin's

there we are the first of Gavin's

there we are the first of Gavin's brilliant

brilliant

brilliant diversions never had a moment's doubt

diversions never had a moment's doubt

diversions never had a moment's doubt Bean well I did if we'd relied on this

Bean well I did if we'd relied on this

Bean well I did if we'd relied on this campass it' might have went up in the

campass it' might have went up in the

campass it' might have went up in the Grand

Canyon what a lovely sight reminds me of

Canyon what a lovely sight reminds me of

Canyon what a lovely sight reminds me of Brighton when I was about 10 years old

Brighton when I was about 10 years old

Brighton when I was about 10 years old Dicky I find it hard to believe that you

Dicky I find it hard to believe that you

Dicky I find it hard to believe that you were ever 10 years old CH

were ever 10 years old CH

were ever 10 years old CH gentlemen Mr finy Mr slan time to get

gentlemen Mr finy Mr slan time to get

gentlemen Mr finy Mr slan time to get ready right

ready right

ready right sir if any of you have any final

sir if any of you have any final

sir if any of you have any final questions now would be a splendid time

questions now would be a splendid time

questions now would be a splendid time when do we get another drink sir right

when do we get another drink sir right

when do we get another drink sir right now as a matter of fact I want each of

now as a matter of fact I want each of

now as a matter of fact I want each of you to take another big swallow just one

you to take another big swallow just one

you to take another big swallow just one next rinse your moue thoroughly with

next rinse your moue thoroughly with

next rinse your moue thoroughly with whiskey and spit it out then take what's

whiskey and spit it out then take what's

whiskey and spit it out then take what's left and pour it over your clothing all

left and pour it over your clothing all

left and pour it over your clothing all of it sir all of it I want every man

of it sir all of it I want every man

of it sir all of it I want every man here to smell like a distiller all right

here to smell like a distiller all right

here to smell like a distiller all right get on with

it anybody got any soda

I didn't mean to do that I swear

it this is the noblest sacrifice of all

it this is the noblest sacrifice of all

it this is the noblest sacrifice of all fumes alone are getting me Tiddly you

fumes alone are getting me Tiddly you

fumes alone are getting me Tiddly you may save your second bottle for our

may save your second bottle for our

may save your second bottle for our celebration on the way up to Bombay

when we

when we

when we board I want no firing unless it's

board I want no firing unless it's

board I want no firing unless it's absolutely

absolutely

absolutely necessary should anything unpleasant

necessary should anything unpleasant

necessary should anything unpleasant happen and we sustain dead or wounded

happen and we sustain dead or wounded

happen and we sustain dead or wounded they are not to be left aboard the Aon

they are not to be left aboard the Aon

they are not to be left aboard the Aon felds nor any

felds nor any

felds nor any equipment nothing which could identify

equipment nothing which could identify

equipment nothing which could identify us as

us as

us as British when I blow this whistle three

British when I blow this whistle three

British when I blow this whistle three times everybody off

immediately you'll

do take your stations all weapons loaded

do take your stations all weapons loaded

do take your stations all weapons loaded safety catches on

check our

check our

check our watches when you set your minds remember

watches when you set your minds remember

watches when you set your minds remember give us 30 minutes that's still not much

give us 30 minutes that's still not much

give us 30 minutes that's still not much time you surprise me Yi will have all

time you surprise me Yi will have all

time you surprise me Yi will have all the time in the world now do get on with

the time in the world now do get on with

the time in the world now do get on with it you're the boss leis my God your

it you're the boss leis my God your

it you're the boss leis my God your breath is awful

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might as well won help me see in the

might as well won help me see in the

might as well won help me see in the dark would

it for

Yogi come mind

for

just it wi ftic hell

that's childish come on here move come

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on hey B

hands up

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[Music] silence Sandy come with me you two stay

silence Sandy come with me you two stay

silence Sandy come with me you two stay here right

this

way come here babe

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stay where you are not a

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I'm glad we not staying on

I'm glad we not staying on

I'm glad we not staying on bra come on let's go

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you hold on blow this one

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[Music] is it bad I think I'm still standing oh

is it bad I think I'm still standing oh

is it bad I think I'm still standing oh we found it Bill get everyone organized

we found it Bill get everyone organized

we found it Bill get everyone organized to leave Sandy look after Yogi come on

to leave Sandy look after Yogi come on

to leave Sandy look after Yogi come on let's go Baka come on Y in here with

me the code books get them on board the

me the code books get them on board the

me the code books get them on board the Phoebe hurry right

let got it done to leave

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God my fault Bill never mind that get

God my fault Bill never mind that get

God my fault Bill never mind that get our the heebe quick and the Germans have

our the heebe quick and the Germans have

our the heebe quick and the Germans have the after Deck with the others

back on the PB everybody back on the PB

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damn fools I mean why don't they hurry

damn fools I mean why don't they hurry

damn fools I mean why don't they hurry [Music]

up good God

L get them on the feet

L get them on the feet

L get them on the feet go

Williamson look after

Williamson look after

Williamson look after d let put those with the others oh Bon

d let put those with the others oh Bon

d let put those with the others oh Bon Lads move

it turn around I'll be watching you from

it turn around I'll be watching you from

it turn around I'll be watching you from the top deck make no mistake I'll shoot

the top deck make no mistake I'll shoot

the top deck make no mistake I'll shoot the first man who moves

the first man who moves

the first man who moves [Music]

where is Loft second deck

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[Music] wardrobe rabbit

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Rin take these weapons

Rin take these weapons

Rin take these weapons [Music]

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I'll

everyone over the side the ship is going

everyone over the side the ship is going

everyone over the side the ship is going to blow

to blow

to blow up

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[Music] spr start engine engine

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a

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push

push

push off C push

off C push

off C push off

better

better

better charie Bill don't stand above get us

charie Bill don't stand above get us

charie Bill don't stand above get us underway

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[Music] right

right get some

below help me

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up no I'm all

up no I'm all

up no I'm all right get out from here F down somewhere

right get out from here F down somewhere

right get out from here F down somewhere there may not be anything to lie down on

there may not be anything to lie down on

there may not be anything to lie down on those timers aren't that accurate

those timers aren't that accurate

those timers aren't that accurate Charlie give me an answer I'm

Charlie give me an answer I'm

Charlie give me an answer I'm working you better have

this I'm not this will put pay to my

this I'm not this will put pay to my

this I'm not this will put pay to my polo for a bit you'll be playing polo

polo for a bit you'll be playing polo

polo for a bit you'll be playing polo with some P if this ship goes

up friend help Mr

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somebody what the hell's gone wrong I'm

somebody what the hell's gone wrong I'm

somebody what the hell's gone wrong I'm Waking very hard

Billy how long you got on those Minds

Billy how long you got on those Minds

Billy how long you got on those Minds couple of minutes maybe

well hold your breath

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[Music] these are up to full speed h

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keep going

keep going

keep going [Music]

up good

God that's

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poor

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[Music] Devils they

Devils they

Devils they I I wouldn't know how to begin to thank

I I wouldn't know how to begin to thank

I I wouldn't know how to begin to thank you and the light

you and the light

you and the light I have a feeling they'll be thanking you

I have a feeling they'll be thanking you

I have a feeling they'll be thanking you I know I am

the captain

the captain

the captain foreign

foreign

foreign foreign

foreign for