Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(LOUD CHEWING)

(MUMBLING)

Bluey, don't talk with your mouth full

and sit up straight. Don't slouch. It's bad manners.

(MUMBLING)

Aaahhh

Bingo!

(LAUGHING)

Mom, Why do we have to have manners?

Because we're not animals.

I'm happy as long as you eat your veggies.

Eh, eh, eh, elbows off the table, thanks, Mom.

(SCOFFS)

Can you believe that kids? Huh!

(LAUGHING)

(WHISPERS) Psst, Bluey,

take this. It's a magic asparagus.

What does it do?

It turns people into any animal you want.

For real life?

For reali life.

Ooooh.

-Don't play with your food, Blue-- -Donkey!

(FUN MUSIC PLAYING) Hee-haw!

Ha, ha, it worked!

Hee-haw, hee haw!

Do me!

Okay, warthog!

No, no, | wanna be a piglet!

Piglet!

(SNORTING) Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!

Now that's taken care of,

| need you to do a little something for me.

Chicken!

Bock!

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey is called, Asparagus.

(MAKING ANIMAL NOISES)

(LAUGHING) Elephant!

(TRUMPETING)

(LAUGHING) | love this!

Oink, oink, oink.

Here, chirp, chirp, chirp.

Bock, bock, bock, bo-ock.

-Goat! -Maa-aah, maa-aah.

Now be free, my animal friends!

No more rules for anyone!

(CRASHING) Ah!

Pig Bingo, you're making a mess!

Come here, you wriggly little--

(TRUMPETING) Aahh! Put me down!

Ah! Meerkat!

(CHATTERING) Hey, hey!

You can't just grab people and swing them around.

(CHATTERING) Hey, hey.

(LAUGHING)

(SQUEAKING)

Ah, Polly puppy!

Mouse!

Squeak.

You can't chew peoples’ toys. It's not nice!

Squeak, squeak.

Oink, oink, oink.

Penguin.

(SQUAWKING)

Ugh, this is hard work!

(MAKING ANIMAL SOUNDS)

Maybe I'll turn you into slightly calmer animals.

Peacock.

(COOING)

Ah, that's a bit better.

Woo, woo.

Hey, mind your manners, Mr. Show-off!

Woooo! Woooo!

Ugh!

-Woooo! -Okay, you asked for it.

Lions!

Rooaar!

Wooo! (LAUGHING)

That will teach you to show off!

BOTH: ROOAAR! -Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!

No! Don't go outside!

Where'd they go?

Woooo!

There you are!

Walrus!

(THUDS)

(DAD GROANS)

Now, where are those lions?

(SINGING) One Sunday morning,

as | went walking by Brisbane waters,

| chance to-- (TWIG SNAPS)

Uh, what was that?

(MYSTERIOUS JUNGLE MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

Is that you, Lucky?

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Oh, well, | guess it's nothing.

Rooaarr! (GROWLING)

Ow! (SCUFFLING) Help!

(BELLOWING)

Oh, Mrs. Heeler!

Oh, | don't know about this.

Parrot!

Bunny!

Polly want a cracker.

(PANTING) Get back in the house you two.

Sorry, Lucky's dad!

No worries, Bluey.

| shouldn't have let my guard down.

Squawk! (BELLOWING)

Get in here, you lot.

Squawk!

That's it! You animals need to learn some manners.

(GRUNTS) Ah!

Daddy walrus. No doing that thing!

(BELLOWSO

First manners is--

Polly want a cracker.

Uh! First is, don't speak when someone's speaking!

Squawk.

Second manners is...

Hey!

Worm! (THUD)

No running away from manners lessons!

Now, third one is,

don't eat the next door neighbors.

That's a really important one.

Hey, where's Daddy walrus?

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

(GRUNTING)

Nooooo!

Squawk!

Fourth manners is, don't go to the toilet on the rug!

(MUNCHING)

(GRUNTS)

You big grub.

(BELLOWING)

This is hopeless.

I'm gonna turn you all back into dogs.

Where's my asparagus?

Polly want a cracker. (MUNCHING, GULP)

Noooooooooo! (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Aaaaahhhhh.

Oh, no! It's stuck like this forever!

(THUMP) (BELLOWING)

Squawk! Polly want more asparagus!

Wait, I've got an idea!

(BELLOWING) Squawk!

(BELLOWING)

Okay, bird Bingo.

You've eaten the magic asparagus.

Too late to change that.

But | think if you say, "Doggy"

everyone will turn back to doggies.

Squawk!

Can you say, "Polly wants a doggy?"

Pretty please.

(BELLOWING)

Polly want a cracker.

Ugh, no, Polly want a doggy.

Ah! Hands to yourself, Daddy walrus.

Come on, bird Bingo. Polly want a doggy!

(BELLOWING) Oomph!

(BELLOWING) (THUMP)

Ugh.

Squawk!

BLUEY: Come on, bird Bingo. (BELLOWING)

It's hard to get a walrus to sit at the dinner table.

Polly want a d...

d...

Yeah, yeah...

Dinosaur!

ROAR! (GROWLING, SNARLING)

AH! Bingo, no, doggy! Doggy!

(ROARING)

No eating the manners teacher!

(MUNCHING, SCREAMING)

Polly want a...

(SCREAMING)

Polly want a doggy!

Huh?

Hooray! You did it , bird Bingo!

Squawk.

What's going on?

Uh...

Oh, uh...

We're just eating dinner, remember?

Oh, yeah, dinner. (CHAIR SCRAPING)

Okay. Well, make sure you--

| finished my vegetables, Father.

| shall now excuse myself to go tidy the kitchen.

Pip pip!

Wow! That's more like it.

Squawk! (DISHES CLANGING)

Bingo, for the last time, (CLANGING)

Use a knife and--

-Chicken! -Ba-kah!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)