Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(OOHING)

Give it back!

Bluey, that's my toothbrush.

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey is called, Teasing.

(BLUEY OOHING)

BINGO: Give it back!

DAD: Bluey, stop teasing your sister!

But she was teasing me first.

You were teasing me second.

| don't want any teasing, first or second.

But Dad always teases us.

What?!

Me?

When?

Like, password.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Password.

Let me through!

(GROANING)

Sorry, there's highly sensitive information back here.

No one gets through without the password.

Uh, coconut?

Eh!

Fish fingers?

Eh uh.

Dad!

(CHUCKLING LIGHTLY)

Password's not teasing.

Password /s teasing.

Well what about name change?

Well what's wrong with name change?

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm gettin’ a bit sick of your name's kids.

| think I'm gonna change ‘em.

What?

From now on your name is Sharalanda!

Sharalanda?

And you're called Dennis.

Dennis?

Dad!

Yes, Sharalanda?

My name's not Sharalanda!

Yes it is Sharalanda.

| don't wanna be called Dennis.

Yes you do Dennis.

(CHUCKLING LIGHTLY)

(SIGHS SOFTLY) Sharalanda.

Name change is not teasing.

Is it?

It is.

Well, what about when you pretend to be me?

What?!

| don't pretend to be you.

BOTH: Yes you do!

All the time!

Mom!

Mom!

What is it Bingo?

| didn't say Dad, | said Mom.

Oh okay.

I'll go get her.

DAD: (IN HIGH VOICE) What is it sweetheart?

What is it my little boo-bear?

| said | want Mom!

This is Mom.

Can't you tell by my lovely voice?

Dad!

Dad's not here!

Which is a shame 'cause he's such a handsome fellow.

With big strong muscles.

That was Mom!

No it wasn't.

That's not teasing!

Yes it is!

And what about when you say you're gonna

sell us to the monkey house?

I've never said that.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Dad, where are we going?

To the zoo.

I'm gonna sell you to the monkey house.

What?

You're kidding.

Probably get about five bucks for the pair of you.

Dad!

You'll have to get used to eating bananas all the time!

(LAUGHING LIGHTLY)

I'd forgotten that.

See, teasing.

But you kids love bananas!

And what about volume knob?

Volume knob isn't teasing.

Is it?

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Dad?

Yeah mate?

| need you to wipe my bottom.

Oh, well | definitely would like to help you.. (SILENCE)

Dad!

Turn your volume up!

| had a faulty volume knob!

Tsk. Well | Know one thing that is definitely teasing.

(SIGHS) And what is that?

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(FARTING)

Ah Bluey! How could you?

It wasn't me, it was you.

(CLEARING THROAT LIGHTLY)

| maintain my innocence.

But what about when | asked you to open my ice block?

Well I'm sure | just opened your ice block

and give it straight to you.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Dad, can you open this?

Yep.

(GASPING)

Thanks Bingo!

(GASPING)

Where's yours?

(GASPS) Daddy!

(CHUCKLING LIGHTLY) Okay, that one probably was teasing.

Sorry Bingo.

See!

| think you're right kids, Dad is a big teaser.

BOTH: Yeah!

Hang on, hang on!

As usual, you mob are only tellin’ half the story!

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) Diplodocus?

Eh uh!

(GROANS) That's it!

(GRUNTING) Hey, you can't get through here

without a password! (GIGGLING)

Intruder, intruder!

(SCREAMS) Wait!

This isn't fair!

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(LAUGHING LIGHTLY)

(GIGGLING)

Do you want jam or peanut butter Sharalanda?

I'd like honey please Shoobydooa. (GIGGLES)

Shoobydooa?

Who's Shoobydooa?

(GIGGLING)

You are!

(LAUGHING) What?!

Since when?

We changed your name.

You can't change my name!

Yes we can Shoobydooa!

Hey!

More honey please, Shoobydooa.

My name's not Shoobydooa!

(GROWLING) (SCREAMING)

(GIGGLING SOFTLY)

DAD: (IN HIGH VOICE) But favorite thing about your father

would be those rippling calf muscles he has!

(GASPING)

Hi Mom!

Oh hello Bingo.

Come with us Mom.

We just need to do some things.

Oh um, well, | do need to get to work.

(GIGGLING)

BINGO: Mom! Oh this handbag really suits you Mom.

DAD: Oh um, | guess it does set off my eyes.

(GIGGLING)

Oh look, it's another Mom.

Oh dear.

How do you remove makeup?

(MAKING MONKEY NOISES)

Well, this got out of hand.

All right you kids, settle down.

No, we're not kids, we're monkeys!

You said so!

(MAKING MONKEY NOISES)

(SILENCE) Dad!

(GIGGLING SOFTLY)

Got the volume knob!

Volume turning up! (GROANS)

(YELLING) This is me with my volume up!

Not so loud!

| need you to wipe my bottom!

(LAUGHING)

We always beat you.

Yeah, you kids are way to clever for me.

Clearly from my side of the family.

You know what I've learned?

What?

The difference between playing and teasing is...

(SILENCE) (GIGGLING SOFTLY)

Sorry kiddo, that was a bit mean.

That's okay Shoobydooa.

Hey!

(GIGGLING)

(SOFT UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)