Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

Dad who's your favorite? Me or Bingo?

Favorite?

Keeping in mind, | can run the fastest.

Yeah, but | can whistle.

(WHISTLING ATTEMPTS)

See?

(HUMMING) Mm, mm, mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm, mm

So who?

You're both my favorites.

But | can kick my own bum.

Watch.

Huh!

Look kid, parents don't pick favorites.

Why not?

They just don't.

One, two.

Ah!

(LAUGHING)

All right, let's hit this hard and quick.

Sound good kids?

Oh, hey Bingo let's play kids.

Yeah.

Oh, not kids.

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey is called, Kids.

Okay Bingo, you're a toddler and your name is Snowdrop.

And I'll be your Mom.

Okay Mama.

And you're Snowdrop's older brother.

And your name is...

(LAUGHING) Diddums.

Diddums?

(LAUGHING)

I'll take that Diddums.

(LAUGHING)

Are you ready to go shopping, Snowdrop?

Yeah Mama. (CLANKING)

Ah, ah, ah.

Mom's in charge of the trolley Diddums.

Children use those ones.

Oh Mom!

(LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (SCREAMING)

(CRASHING SOUNDS)

(LAUGHING)

No diddly dallying, Diddums.

Yes, Mom.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Chocolate or pink, Snowdrop?

Both.

Okay my sweetie.

Snowdrop love chocolate milk.

Mama, mama, Diddle's being sneaky.

Diddums.

How very dare you!

And who said you could have all that green stuff?

(LAUGHING)

Please Mom, can't we get some vegetables?

Of course not.

Do you think I'm made of money?

How come Snowdrop gets chocolate milk?

Because she's so cute.

What?

Now put them back.

(LAUGHING)

Oh.

(SCREAMING) (CRASHING SOUND)

Uh.

Good day Bandit. How's it going?

Hey Rocoe.

Don't ask.

What's going on Diddums?

Lolly gagging with your friends again?

Mom, you're embarrassing me.

Back to the trolley this instant young man.

Yes, Mom.

See you, Rocoe.

(LAUGHING)

Oh hello, Rocoe.

How is your mother?

She's good Mrs. Heela.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(PLOP)

Honestly Diddums, | can't believe- (GASPS)

who through this on the ground?

Diddums.

What?!

It wasn't me.

It was Snowdrop.

(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

Snowdrop would never do such a thing.

This isn't fair!

You always take her side!

That's because Snowdrop is an angel.

And you're a very naughty boy.

(GASPS)

Ha, well, I'm a naughty boy am |?

Yes, you're a very naughty boy.

Naughty boy.

(LAUGHING)

Okay then.

-Hey. -Naughty boy, naughty boy.

Diddums, stop that this instant.

-Naughty boy, naughty boy. -Flax seed, rapeetas, Oman flour.

Yes please.

Stop it, Diddums.

You will do what your mother says.

No, I'm a naughty boy.

Diddums!

Walnuts, cereal husks, sugar free chocolate.

Don't mind if | do.

Stop!

Put that back!

No.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

You wait ‘til your father hears about this.

(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)

Ah.

I'm going to count to three Diddums.

One.

Two.

Two and a half.

(GASPS)

That's it!

Huh, huh, huh.

(WHISPERS) You have to bend down.

Oh, okay.

You're going to time out young man.

Ow, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

(LAUGHING)

Ow, Ow, OW, OW, OW.

Now you sit in that toilet paper chair

and have a good think about what you've done.

Toilet paper chair?

This isn't fair, Mom.

Why doesn't Snowdrop have to go to time out?

She's the one who's being cheeky.

Because she's my favorite.

(GASPS)

You mean, Snowdrop's really your favorite?

Yes.

Snowdrop is my favorite.

Oh, | see.

I'll just sit here until you tell me | can come out.

Well um, yes good.

(BEEPING SOUNDS) (LAUGHING)

(SQUEALING)

(CLICKING SOUNDS)

Can | help you?

| wish you could, mate.

(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

(BEEPING SOUNDS) (SQUEALING)

No cards today, sweetie, put them back. Come on.

No, Snowdrop wants cards!

Maybe that's enough time

in the toilet paper chair for your brother, | think.

Come on, Snowdrop. (SCREAMING)

Stinky mommy.

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Snowdrop.

(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)

You are a cheeky toddler.

(LAUGHING)

Personally, | can't go back to single ply.

No that's madness.

See ya, mate.

You can come out now, Diddums.

Ah, good.

‘Cause this is actually embarrassing.

(GRUNTS)

You were right.

It was Snowdrop being cheeky all along.

I'm sorry | didn't believe you.

And that | said she was my favorite.

(CALM MUSIC PLAYING)

| love you, Mom.

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

Diddums, can | put you in charge of the trolley?

Yes, Mom.

‘Cause I've got a cheeky toddler to sort out.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(BEEPING SOUNDS)

You've been such a great help today, Diddums.

Mom, you're embarrassing me.

What a fine young boy you have there, Mrs. Heela.

Thank you, check out lady.

He is definitely my favorite.

(GASPS)

Oh, | mean,

both my children are my favorites.

(LAUGHING)

Um, Mrs. Heela?

(SINGING) Row, row, row, you're boat,

gently down the stream.

Snowdrop!

(LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)