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(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

Dad, do you know everything?

Yup (WHISTLES)

Bingo! Here girl!

-Prove it. -Okay,

Bingo is about to run in and ask me where we're going.

Where we going?

To the dump!

Yeah, the dump!

Whoa.

This episode of Bluey is called The Dump!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Could we have a hairy monster attack on the way?

Maybe.

(SQUEALING)

What are we gonna dump at the dump, Dad?

Eh, just some old stuff.

I'm gonna play car rainbow on the way!

Red car!

Brown car!

Brown is not in the rainbow.

Oh, yeah.

| thought you said you knew everything?

| do! Ask me a question.

Okay, where was | before | was born?

Jeez, ask me another one.

Can | drive the car?

Oh, that's easy, no.

Why?

You can't reach the pedals.

Oh yeah.

Green car!

What if Bingo does the pedals

and | drive the steering wheel?

Well, if a policeman caught you,

you'd have to pay 100 dollar bucks.

He wouldn't catch us! We'd drive by really fast.

Police cars can drive faster.

But we'd have more petrol.

We could drive longer and his car would stop.

Then he'd get in a helicopter.

Then we'd drive into the tunnels so he can't see us.

Then he'd land and get on a motor bike,

they can go in tunnels.

But, we get 10 red cars that look exactly like ours,

and they drive around us,

so you wouldn't know which one was us?

Who's driving all those other cars?

Butlers.

Butlers? Where are you going to get 10 butlers from?

The Queen! We'd steal hers.

(LAUGHS)

Well, yeah, that will probably do it.

BOTH: Hooray!

BLUEY: So can we drive the car?

What do you want to drive the car for?

Cause we like doing the squirty thing, can you push it?

But the windscreen's not dirty.

Please!

We got double please face.

Oh, all right.

BOTH: Yeah!

Again!

No, it's a waste of water.

BOTH: Do it! Do it!

(CAR HORN HONKS) Hey!

Why'd you get the horn?

Oh, that guy in the orange car isn't a very good driver.

Oh, orange car! Where?

Are you a good driver?

Yup.

Are you the best driver in the world?

Yeah, probably.

Oh, wow.

BINGO: Red light!

So, did you you know, Bluey, yellow car!

Um, the little chubby gnomes climb up the traffic light

and paint it in red and green.

Oh.

Oh, what's that picture on the side of the bus?

It's an ad for a movie about superheroes.

Oh, is that one a goodie or a baddie?

-A goodie. -Are you a goodie?

Definitely.

What about me?

Well, it depends if you do good or bad things.

Um, | set the table and | do the dishes.

Are they good things?

Those are very good things.

The gnome is painting the light green.

But sometimes | ignore Bingo.

Well, you shouldn't ignore Bingo.

Dad.

Do you say sorry?

Yeah.

Dad! It's green.

Then you're a goodie.

Hooray!

(CAR HORN HONKS)

Why was that car beeping you?

Because the light was green!

Uh, yeah, | didn't see it change.

Are you not a very good driver, Dad? Dad?

Dad? Are you not the best driver in the world?

I'm asking you a question.

Dad?

(SINGSONG VOICE) Dad

(YELLS) Dad!

BOTH: Yeah!

Water thing!

(LAUGHING

BLUEY: You're the best dad in the world.

DAD: | am!

BINGO: Purple car!

DAD: See that sign, kids?

It says 'the dump'!

BOTH: Yeah, the dump!

And... Dump!

Oh, | love the dump.

Hey, stop! That's my drawing.

Oh, is it?

Ah! Those are all my drawings.

You're dumping my drawings!

Oh, well. You do a lot of drawings, kid.

She worked really hard on those drawings.

| know, but...

That's a picture of me.

You're throwing away Bluey.

(WHIMPERS)

You're a baddie.

(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey Bluey, | put your drawings back in the boot.

I'm sorry, we can keep them.

| don't think you are the best dad in the world.

Yeah, you're right, Bluey.

I'm not. Or the best driver,

and | don't know everything either.

| was just being silly.

So you don't know where | was before | was born?

No.

Oh.

You'd have to figure that out for yourself.

How do | do that?

I'm sure you'll work it out.

You figured out how to avoid capture by the police.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, | did.

But why are you dumping my drawings

in the stinky dump forever?

Well, | wasn't putting them in the stinky dump.

| was putting them in this dump.

Any drawings you throw in this dump get mushed up

and turned into new paper.

Oh, like brand new bits of paper?

Yeah, so some other kid can draw a picture on it.

And what happens when that kid's dad throws it away?

Well, then it gets mushed up again

and turned into another piece of paper for another kid,

and over and over.

BOTH: Oh, wow.

See? | know some stuff.

You can throw it away, Dad.

Uh, you sure?

Yeah, | can do another one.

Wee.

Whoosh.

BINGO: Hooray! BLUEY: Good job, Dad!

| just need a pink car, please everyone, it's the last one | need.

Okay, Bingo, I'll keep an eye out.

Me too!

Uh, oh (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

-Uh, oh! BOTH: What is it?

Hairy monster attack!

Yay!

Here it comes!

(SCREAMING)

BOTH: You got it, Dad!

Okay!

BINGO & BLUEY: | love you, Dad!

(CALM MUSIC PLAYING)

Dad, you know my drawing?

Yeah.

Was that someone else's drawing before it was mine?

Well, what do you think?

Yeah, | think so.

Bingo, pink car!

Car rainbow!

Hooray!

You're the best dad in the world!

-Really? BOTH: Yeah!

Whoo! I'm back, baby! (CAR HORN HONKING)

(LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)