Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(IMITATING A CAR ENGINE)

(IMITATING HONKING CAR)

Anyone need a taxi?

Taxi, taxi!

Oh a customer.

(PANTING) I'm in a big hurry, taxi driver.

| need to get to the airport.

Hop in, | can take you to the airport.

Thanks, I'm late for my flight to Tasmania.

Yes, sir!

Um, can | just check, you won't break down,

or get lost, or pick up another passenger, will you?

Of course not.

Oh, good, 'cause I--

Taxi.

Oh, another passenger!

Oh, (GROANS) | knew it.

This episode of Bluey is called Taxi.

Can | put that stroller in the boot for you?

Please do.

What's going on?

Be with you in a moment sir.

Feel free to go ahead and have a stretch.

| haven't got time for this!

Ups, ups, ups, watch out,

| am a rich lady.

(GRUNTS)

Where to madam? Click.

I'm taking Milicent to Stumblytastics.

You got it.

Hang on, | thought we were going to the airport first?

Milicent will not be late.

Okay.

It's fine, it's probably on the way.

We've got Satnav.

Oh, here we go.

Beep, Satnav take us to Stumblytastics, please.

(WITH ROBOTIC VOICE) Okay, calculating shortest route to Stumblytastics.

MOM: Continue on this road for 500 meters.

Thanks Satnav.

Satnav will get there in a giffy.

Well, | should hope so!

Beep, beep.

Oh no, Milicent is getting car sick.

Don't let her vomit on my seat.

MOM: In five meters, turn left onto this road.

Okay.

MOM: / think.

Turning left! (SCREAMING)

MOM: Or, was it right?

| think it was right, I'm not quite sure.

(SCREAMING)

MOM: Let's just see where this takes us.

Cheese and crackers, we're completely lost.

Almost there, Milicent.

MOM: Oh wait, | recognize that kebab shop.

Turn left here, right here.

Okay.

(SCREAMING)

MOM: Oh no, this isn't right.

Oh, come on!

MOM: Sorry.

(LAUGHS) Oh, Satnav.

Waaa, me sick.

MOM: Quick, get on this roundabout.

Okay.

(SCREAMING)

MOM: Actually, there is a really good dress shop around here.

Satnav focus.

Oh yes, sorry. (SCREAMING)

MOM: Turn left here!

(SCREAMING)

Now stop!

Ugh!

Bleh!

Urgh, this baby is vomiting all over me!

Her name is Milicent.

MOM: You have arrived at Stumblytastics,

to the best of my knowledge.

Finally.

This isn't Stumblytastics.

Yeah, this is the zoo!

Beans on toast!

Why did you take us to the zoo?

| really wanted to see the penguins.

(LAUGHS) Oh, Satnav.

| want to see the penguins too. Okay, let's go.

I'll get your stroller, unclick.

Oh passenger, feel free to have a stretch.

| don't want to have a stretch!

Please, can't you just take me to the airport?

I'm late for my flight.

Sure.

Okay, let's go, we can just make it.

Click, I'll just turn the key.

(IMITATES A CAR SPUTTERING)

Oh dear.

What is it?

The car won't start.

Oh, goodness gravy!

Not to worry, I'll call the mechanic.

It'll be in a move.

It's ringing.

Hello mechanic.

BINGO: Hello love, what's your problem?

We're broken down.

I'll be right there, love.

Beep, she'll be right here.

Oh, good.

-I'm right here. -Hi.

Open your bonnet, please.

Pop, unclick.

Oh yeah love, fix your doodad.

Oh, the doodad.

Yeah love, you need a new doodad.

Okay, a new doodad.

Fix this doodad.

Oh right, a new doodad.

Yeah, love.

Will this take much longer?

Fix, fix, fix.

There you go love, bye.

Thanks.

Phew, | think | can just make my flight if we hurry.

Okay, let's go!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) Urgh!

What is it now, why have we stopped?

We need to get some sausages, love.

How many do we need?

Oh, | don't know.

Now, hurry up y'all chucks.

Urgh, old people.

Let's go!

Okay.

(IMITATES CAR SPLUTTERING)

Oh, what now?

Oh, sorry about this, but we're out of petrol.

(GROANING) That's it, I'm going on foot!

Good day to you, slam!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Have a nice evening.

Where is that airport?

Must be around here somewhere.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Hello, is this the airport?

Yes, you just made it, boarding pass.

Oh yes, of course.

(SNIFFS) What's that smell?

Maybe vomit.

Oh, well, the plane is just through here.

You have seat 4F just to your left.

Have a nice flight.

4D, 4E, 4F, here we go!

What a day!

Milicent, | do hope we don't get airsick too.

Hello.

Urgh, don't take off!

| want to get off, where's the pilot?

| demand to speak to the pilot.

Yoo-hoo, that's me, I'm the pilot.

Ohhhhh, biscuits.

Bleh!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)