Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(GIGGLING)

Bingo, look at this!

Look!

Chocolate doodads.

BINGO: This episode of Bluey is called The Claw.

(SIGHING)

Hey, fun size!

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Use your words, Bingo.

Can we have a coin for the claw thing?

Can we have a coin for the claw thing, huh?

Pl, pl, plea, plea, plea, plea, plea!

Please.

There you go.

Thank you, Dad.

You're welcome.

| got one.

Put it in.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Look, it's moving.

Push the bloody button.

Okay.

(MUSIC STOPS)

What?!

(GRUNTS) Silly claw machine.

It wouldn't be exciting if you won every time.

Yes it would.

(GROANING)

| Know how to cheer you up.

Go get some stuffed toys and a chop stick.

BOTH: Okay.

(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

Come on Grey Dancer.

Okay, give him here.

Bee do do.

Please insert your coin to win fabulous prizes.

(GIGGLING)

You have to say, cha ching.

Cha ching!

Do dee do.

(BUZZING)

Boop.

Yeah!

Congratulations.

Enough toys for all!

You want to play again, Bluey?

Uh... no thanks, it's not the same.

That's not how you do it.

Hey.

Oh, here we go.

Strap yourselves in, kids.

Ding, da da ding, ding ding. (ELECTRIC PURRING)

Insert coin for awesome prizes.

(GIGGLING)

Cha ching.

Ah, this machine doesn't take imaginary coins.

Go and get a job and earn real ones.

(GIGGLING)

Mum, can we have some real coins?

(BUZZING) (SCREAMING)

| said, go and get a job.

Well, if you kids make Mum and Dad's bed,

I'll give you 20 cents.

Oh! Come on, Bingo!

I'm watching you, magic claw.

(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

Here you go, one coin.

Cha ching.

Ding da da ding ding ding. You have one turn, best of luck.

Oh, | want Grey Dancer.

(BUZZING)

Okay.

(BUZZING)

(GASPS)

Yes, yes, yes.

MOM: Yeah Bingo!

Yay!

What?

No!

You lose, you lose, you lose!

Grey Dancer!

Magic claw!

Insert more coins.

Come on, Bingo.

Let's do more jobs.

(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

This is great.

They're learning a lesson and we get the house clean.

Neither of those things are happening.

Okay, lets do this.

Cha ching.

(BUZZING)

Boop.

(BUZZING)

DAD: Ding, ding ding, you lose!

Dad, this isn't fair!

lam not dad.

| am magic claw.

Magic claw has no children.

His days are free and easy.

(GROANING)

(BUZZING)

Grey Dancer's getting lonely without me.

I'm trying to get her, Bingo.

But this magic claw is too hard.

(BUZZING)

(GASPING)

Now, push the button!

Boop.

(DAD SINGING)

Congratulations, you are a winner.

-Yeah! -Yes!

You did it!

Oh, Grey Dancer, | missed you.

Again!

Okay, let's play something different now.

Oh, what's this?

Some sort of bonus prize.

BOTH: Ooh.

What does it say on it?

It says, two bottomless bowls of ice cream for the holder.

You spelled holder wrong.

(GIGGLING)

Bottomless.

What does that mean?

It means if you get that block,

you get as much ice cream as you want after dinner tonight.

(SCREAMING)

Ice cream!

But don't get excited.

‘Cause | know you're dad.

lam not Dad.

We need more coins!

(GROANING)

Not more chores.

Magic claw will give you one coin for that dolphin toy.

Okay.

Grey Dancer.

Bluey!

Please Bingo, after | win the ice cream bottom block,

I'll win Grey Dancer back too.

Yeah, yeah?

Uh... okay.

(SQUEAK)

Ding ding.

Nice doing business with you.

Cha ching!

(BUZZING)

Boop.

| got it!

Pick it up!

(GROANING)

Apologies valued customer

the block is too heavy for claw to lift.

Better luck next time.

(DYING ELECTRONIC NOISE)

(GASPING)

What?!

Oh no, Grey Dancer's stuck forever.

You see kids, the lesson is--

Tickle him!

(GIGGLING) Stop canines!

Do not tickle magic claw!

(GROWLING)

Yeah!

(GIGGLING)

That's a girl, Bingo, stick it to the man!

BLUEY: | got it!

Grey Dancer!

Come on, Bingo!

Machine uprising

(THUD) Ow!

Get him, Grey Dancer!

(LAUGHING)

-Ooh! -Yeah!

(CHEWING)

More ice cream please!

Okay.

So, did we learn anything today?

No.

Yes.

These kids are awesome.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)