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(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(HUMMING)

Ring, ring.

This is the Doctor's Office.

Hello, it's Edna speaking.

How are you?

Hello, | need to see the doctor now.

Mm, yes, okay, sure okay, we'll see you in 15 months.

Bye, click.

Thank you, doctor.

My schnoz feels great.

Just keep it on the six months, see ya.

Please choose a lollipop on your way out.

Why, thank you.

Oh lychee.

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey is called, The Doctor.

Sorry about that.

How can | help?

| need to see the doctor.

Oh yes, I'm sure we can squeeze you in tightly.

Great.

Now, what's wrong with you today?

Nothing.

I'm fine.

Honey, we're playing doctors.

You have to make up something wrong with you.

Oh yes, of course.

What do you think should be wrong with me?

It's up to you.

Um, what if... | bumped my knee?

Okay, here's a clipboard.

Please take a seat, the doctor won't be long.

Honey, you have to hobble when you walk.

Oh, yes.

Next patient please.

That's me!

Hobble.

What seems to be the matter?

She's bumped her knee, doctor.

Oh, are you sure that's it?

Yeah, that's it.

Okay, we'll have that fixed in a jiffy.

(SHOUTING) | need to see the doctor!

(MOANS) There's a crocodile on my head.

Oh my, this is a real pickle, don't worry,

(GROANS) we'll fix that in a jiffy.

Edna, hold my appointments.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.

Please take a seat I'm sure the doctor wouldn't be long.

BINGO: This is gonna take ages.

Oh, okay.

BINGO: It's trying to pull the mouth, | think.

This might sting but just for a little bit.

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING) He's a wily one.

(YELLING)

PATIENT: Careful doctor.

Would you like a cup of tea while you wait?

Yes, thanks.

(PATIENT YELLING)

Here you go, are you sure you haven't been

attacked by a giraffe or something?

Um... no.

Cause that will be real pickle.

BINGO: There it goes.

(THUDS)

Oh, looks like she's done.

Out we come.

Beautiful doctor.

Just keep the bandages on for 11 years.

Choose a lollipop.

See ya.

Okay, who's next?

That's me.

Oh yes, sore knee.

Right this way.

Help | totaled a cactus.

Oh no.

(SHOUTING)

And then a crocodile flew out of the sky and bit me on the bottom.

My stars, this is a real pickle.

Don't worry, we'll have you fixed in a jiffy.

Ow, Ow, OW, OW, OW, OW.

Edna, hold my appointments.

Ow, ow, OW, OW. (WHINING)

But what about my knee?

(MOANING)

BINGO: Moving will just make it hurt more.

Oh, I'm sorry about the wait, honey.

Am | definitely the next patient Bluey?

You are definitely the next patient.

We need to see the doctor!

Oh my!

| was hanging out the washing and my arms fell off.

And | got bitten by seven scorpions.

Oh my my.

Oh, this looks like a real pickle.

BOTH: It is!

I'm never going to see the doctor.

Don't worry honey, | promise you'll be the next patient.

Really?

Yes, definitely.

(SCREAMING)

| need a doctor!

What's wrong Rusty?

| accidentally ate a hippopotamus.

And now when burp, | burp out baby hippopotamuses.

Burp. (SCREAMING)

Oh no.

Baby hippos.

Quick Indy, grab it.

But I've got no arms.

(SCREAMING)

INDY: Get him.

Get him out.

Get him, come on little wriggly one.

Get away baby hippo.

Burp. (SCREAMING)

Two more.

Ah, Hippo's everywhere.

Oh my goodness!

This is a real pickle.

Rusty, you best come in here right away.

(MOANING)

Edna, hold my appointments.

| knew it!

BINGO: Stay still,

how many hippos have you got in there?

Can | have a lollipop?

(SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

Don't be sad, Honey.

Oh, everyone's problem is a real pickle except mine.

(PATIENT BURPING) BINGO: Oh my.

(SCREAMING) Oh there's another one.

Burp.

They're everywhere.

Come here.

(PATIENT SHOUTING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)

Hey, you always make me laugh.

Yeah, | always make you laugh.

Come here, you crazy hippo.

(GRUNTING)

Do it again, do something funny.

Okay, watch this.

Now for most dogs, the tail wag and the body stays still,

but not me.

Tada! (LAUGHING)

That's so funny.

Ah, thanks doctor,

| won't eat any more hippopotamuses again.

| think there's some lollipops

around here somewhere.

(PANTING)

Oh my stars, your tail and your body are all mixed up.

Her body is wagging.

But her tail is still.

This is a real pickle.

Really, a pickle?

This is the biggest pickle I've ever seen.

Come with me right away.

(GASPING)

Don't worry, we'll have you fixed up in a jiffy.

Hobble.

Edna, you best hold all of my appointments.

Sure thing. (GIGGLING)

(HUMMING)

Will the doctor be much longer?

BLUEY: Oh, just be patient.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

BINGO: Hold still.

Come here.

(SHOUTING)