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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,441 Hey, Delia, do you want to see 2 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,008 if this is well done enough for you? 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:08,834 No, I'm sure it is. 4 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:10,010 You always say that, 5 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,315 and then you make him put it back on. 6 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:12,882 No, I'm sure it's fine. 7 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:15,102 Look. It looks fine. I mean, just maybe two more minutes 8 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,494 on that side and then flip it over 9 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,322 and do 30 seconds or, you know, whatever, I'm-- 10 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,671 you know, I'm so easy, so... 11 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,369 I'll eat mine raw with some dirt on it. 12 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,675 Uh, hey, Nat. You, uh, you want 13 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,068 to ask your sister if she wants a burger? 14 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,939 Yeah. Yeah, sure.FORREST: Hey, Saturday night's 15 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:29,159 the big opening of the new hotel, huh? 16 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,813 Yeah, it's gonna be pretty sweet. 17 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,511 Yeah. Pedro's Hot Chicken is gonna do a taco bar 18 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:34,773 and sushi. 19 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,645 You know, Pedro makes 20 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,125 some surprisingly good sushi. 21 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:40,127 I have to admit that I was close-minded at first. 22 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,650 Shame on me. 23 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,826 Well, this job has been huge for me. 24 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:46,872 I hired three new guys, bought another van. 25 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,831 I-In fact, things are going so well 26 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,398 that a certain college student asked 27 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,313 if she could analyze my company 28 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,228 for her business management class, but frankly, 29 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,360 I think she's just trying to get in my pants. 30 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:59,537 Yeah, like that's so hard to do. 31 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,148 You know, I was looking over your books 32 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:04,107 and I already found some ways where you can cut expenses. 33 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:06,892 Have you ever thought about downsizing your office space? 34 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,198 Oh, whoa, whoa, okay. 35 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:09,373 Slow down. 36 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,896 You know, this isn't the classroom. 37 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,811 I operate in the real world, and in the real world, 38 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:14,074 sometimes you have to spend money 39 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,858 to make money. You know?Yeah. 40 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:17,903 So, Wade, tell me, you got a date for the big event? 41 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,950 You know, I was gonna ask Delia and Forrest 42 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,647 if you-- would you be my date?Yes! Yes. 43 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:24,388 You-- Really? Yes. Yes. 44 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,651 Of course. The answer is yes, Wade. 45 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:28,392 Oh, my God, free sushi? 46 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,741 I'm gonna have to start fasting on Wednesday. 47 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,352 Wow. 48 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,967 But you should really bring a date. 49 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,577 'Cause Lord knows 50 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:40,665 you've got options. 51 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,102 Women are always hitting on you. 52 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,364 Oof.It's disgusting. 53 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,539 Yeah, at soccer, Tracy Wilvers 54 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,367 hit you in the head with her boobs. 55 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,151 Okay, she didn't see me sitting there. 56 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,719 The hell she didn't. That was premeditated. 57 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:53,461 Come on, guys. Cut me a little slack, all right? 58 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:55,941 Shannon and I just broke up a minute ago. 59 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,639 I mean, it was actually a month ago, but-- no, uh, yeah, 60 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,988 no, I get it. 61 00:01:59,031 --> 00:01:59,989 Quick query? 62 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:00,903 So it was just a swipe, 63 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:01,904 or was it like 64 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:03,471 a "foof"? 65 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,515 Foof. 66 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,256 It wasn't a foof. 67 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,128 It was like a graze. It was grazing. 68 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,651 Not a foof.What's a foof? 69 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:10,956 Uh, nothing. Nothing. 70 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,393 What does your sister want? 71 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:13,785 Two cheeseburgers with everything, 72 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:15,787 two cheeseburgers with ketchup, one plain, 73 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:17,137 and one veggie burger. 74 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,442 Okay. 75 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,575 Why did you do that? 76 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,620 Uh, hey, kids. 77 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,709 Hey, Dad. 78 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:27,364 You remember, um, Phoebe and Eleanor. 79 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:28,670 And? 80 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,281 Duncan, Bryce and Jack. 81 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:33,457 Cute little Jack from Gymboree? 82 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,503 That's right.WADE: Wow. 83 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:38,941 Okay. Hey, uh, Grace, you want to help me with the hamburgers? 84 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,684 Look, I know we made a deal. 85 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,469 The garage is your personal space. 86 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,731 No questions asked. 87 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:49,081 But why are there boys in there? 88 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,258 That's a question.Okay, let me rephrase. 89 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,999 I find it curious that there are boys in there. 90 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,000 God, can you guys please get him 91 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,088 out of the house and dating again? 92 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:57,568 We're trying. 93 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,527 Yeah, he's getting foofed left and right. Hey, hey. 94 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,616 Come on, come on. Stop badgering Wade. 95 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,705 I think if he wants to talk to someone, 96 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,142 he could... reach out to a professional. 97 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,362 Did I tell you about the new therapist 98 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,320 that moved into the suite next to my office? 99 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:11,843 Yeah, you did, like, 15 times. 100 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,671 He's so great. He drives a Peugeot, 101 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:14,890 and he went to Brown, 102 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,674 and he brings his own salad dressing 103 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,372 every day from home. 104 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:19,938 Wow, he sounds super cool. 105 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,070 Yeah.WADE: Huh. 106 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,899 I just got a text from Shannon. 107 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:25,248 Hmm."Running late. 108 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,077 See you there at 7:30"?What, she's coming here? 109 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,774 I had no idea. 110 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:34,039 "You're coming to my place?" 111 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,520 "Question mark, question mark. 112 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:40,350 Did you start drinking without me, Steve?" 113 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,352 Ouch. 114 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,875 You must be very upset. 115 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:47,531 So I'm just gonna leave Dr. Vogler's number for you. 116 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,622 : Dennis! Hey. What's shaking? 117 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,407 : Hey, Delia. 118 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,931 I have a very quick professional question for you. 119 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,847 I have this friend who lost his wife a couple years ago, 120 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,284 and it's been a little bit of a bumpy road ever since. 121 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,330 And I'm just... I'm just feeling 122 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:06,420 like he could really benefit from some therapy. 123 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,552 Great. Um, tell him to give me a call. 124 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:12,208 Yeah, he's not gonna do that. So, I'm wondering, 125 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:16,081 is there a way that we could ethically force him into it? 126 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,126 I mean, you know, gently, 127 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:19,607 of course. Yeah.Delia, 128 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,565 it sounds to me like you're trying to exert control 129 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,872 over your friend's life.: Yes, exactly. 130 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:26,309 But he won't cooperate, so... 131 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,268 Do you find this is a theme in your life? 132 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,747 Hmm? 133 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,575 The need to control things? Oh. 134 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,186 God, yes.Hmm. 135 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,275 I mean, 136 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,668 yeah. Yeah. Definitely. 137 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,322 I mean, somebody's got to. Right? 138 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,585 I mean, ever since I was even a kid, 139 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:42,934 I was the one in my house who had 140 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,893 to keep everything together, so... 141 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,330 Even my mom. She's a total train wreck. 142 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,940 I mean, completely disorganized. 143 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,725 Like, one summer, 144 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,161 I told her I wanted to go to camp. 145 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:55,120 So, she drops me off, waves goodbye, drives away. 146 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:57,819 But sadly, she forgot to enroll me. 147 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,735 And they couldn't really get ahold of her 'cause she decided 148 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:03,085 to go eat some mushrooms in Vermont with all her friends. 149 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,348 Let's just say that was a pretty tense 150 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,437 couple of days there. 151 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,265 Plus, it was an all-boys camp. Oops. 152 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 But at least I got to be popular. 153 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,835 But for the wrong reasons. 154 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,316 Boys, 155 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,534 I need your help with a little problem. 156 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,406 Do you know anybody 157 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,930 who's interested in making a lot of money?Well, 158 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,105 yes. 159 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,411 Not just a-a lot of money. 160 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:27,196 We're talking buttloads of money. 161 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:29,329 Possibly even multiple buttloads. 162 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,895 I love buttloads of money. 163 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,157 Good, good, good. 164 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,420 Yeah. Because I'm about to break ground 165 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:35,291 on a new golf resort in Fearrington. 166 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,379 It's a huge project. 167 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,424 I want you guys in on it. 168 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,643 Hell yes!Great! 169 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,471 Problem solved by the Can-Do Brothers. 170 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,820 All right. 171 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,256 Listen, I've got to, uh, 172 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,823 go meet my fiancée for lunch. 173 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,999 So, uh, what do you say we continue 174 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,914 this conversation at the big hootenanny 175 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,002 on Saturday night?Sounds great. 176 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,787 Oh! Shing!Oh! 177 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,225 Get some! 178 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,792 Wow. 179 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,837 That was, uh, that was awesome.This is great! 180 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,448 We got to go out tonight and celebrate! 181 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,971 You know, I... 182 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,365 I just don't think I'm up to it tonight. 183 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,758 Wade, this is not what you want to hear right now, 184 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,499 but as your friend, I have 185 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,022 to keep it a hundred with you. 186 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,415 Your girlfriend has moved on. 187 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:13,677 Now, the only way you're gonna come to terms 188 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:14,765 with that, and I mean 189 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:17,072 the onlyway, Wade, 190 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,553 is to come out with me tonight, 191 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,206 drink eight shots of tequila, 192 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:24,296 and hit on every adult woman in a ten-mile radius. 193 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,081 Wade, say yes. 194 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,866 I, uh... Okay, yes. I'm in. 195 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:32,435 Yeah! How'd he do it? 196 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,916 So, the mariachi band leaves. It's 11:00 at night. 197 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,961 I am starving, and I say, 198 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:41,401 "Mom, I've got to take the PSATs in the morning." 199 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:44,229 And she says, "Darling, 200 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:47,450 you can't rush paella, sweetheart." 201 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:50,453 And all her little drunk friends from Majorca 202 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,629 just thought that was hilarious. 203 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,283 Delia, 204 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:57,460 I can't help but wonder if you've reacted 205 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,332 to that childhood feeling of a lack of control 206 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:03,205 by overcompensating as an adult. 207 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,641 : Really? 208 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,556 It's natural. 209 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,428 Those of us who are prone to anxiety 210 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,517 try to exert control over situations 211 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,868 and people to try to avoid that feeling. 212 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,130 : Yes. 213 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,349 That's exactly right. 214 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:18,525 Oh, wow. 215 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:21,919 I have way overcorrected. 216 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,878 I have to wrap up.Aw. 217 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,575 I've got an 11:30.Wait, 218 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,098 does that mean I was your 10:30? 219 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,758 It would be great advertising. Just a simple sign 220 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,194 in front of the hotel. 221 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,109 "Another quality installation 222 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,460 by Celebrity Home Theater." 223 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,026 I don't think Trey would go for that, baby. 224 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,375 Well, did you ask him? 225 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:45,073 Michelle, this is about the relationship 226 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,336 that I have with the man and how I handle my business. 227 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,599 You can't get that from a book.Oh, 228 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,122 I see. It's a man thing. 229 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,603 No. Hey! Look at that. Forrest and Delia here. 230 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,736 Hi!Yeah, Forrest and Delia. 231 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,041 What's up, guys? Delia's gonna 232 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,130 drop us off at the bar so we can get drunk! 233 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,132 And I have no problem with that. 234 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,525 Really? 235 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,136 You okay?I'm great. I'm in therapy. 236 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,964 Yeah, man. 237 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,401 So eye-opening. Whoo!MICHELLE: Now, that's funny, 238 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,752 'cause I just assumed you were in therapy for years. 239 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,623 I do, I seem the type. Yeah, no. 240 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,973 So, we're doing some real deep stuff. 241 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,148 Like, for example, I've always had 242 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,150 you know, mom issues. 243 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,369 Okay, obviously.FORREST : Oh, 244 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,458 yeah.What was that? 245 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,852 Yeah, I mean... No, a regular "yeah." 246 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,114 So, I started to wonder, 247 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,594 is it possible 248 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,552 that by trying to be the opposite of my mom, 249 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,642 I've become too controlling?Huh. 250 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,515 I think you're just the right amount of controlling. 251 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,081 Well, see, that's what you'd say to somebody if you wanted them 252 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,430 to think that they were in control. 253 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:39,997 Got me. 254 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,173 You were so right. It feels 255 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,219 so good to just let myself be pissed off. 256 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,047 I hate Steve. 257 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,178 To hell with Steve. 258 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,397 I bet you he's ugly 259 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,833 and stupid.BEN: Yeah. 260 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:53,184 But this place is teeming with attractive females. 261 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,403 And there's 262 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,839 nothing holding you back, Wade. 263 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:58,189 That is a fact.Would you like 264 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,887 Captain Cristal to make an appearance 265 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,366 and flush some of these babes out 266 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,846 and herd them in your direction? 267 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,632 That is a really unenlightened thing to say. 268 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,938 And yet I want to see it. 269 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,421 Oh. Wow. 270 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:16,164 Caroline is here.BEN: Game on. 271 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,775 Who better to get over Shannon with than Caroline? 272 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,735 Fun. Simple. No strings attached. 273 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,737 Get back up on that horse, boy. 274 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,260 Oh, come on, guys. I mean, I don't know. 275 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,175 I mean, that's a little... 276 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,612 Wonderful? Convenient?Splendid? Scrumptious? 277 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,092 Come on, man. When's the last time 278 00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,267 you did something selfish, 279 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,225 Wade? Really. Something just for you. 280 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,314 Yeah, you are always so worried 281 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,055 about everybody else, man. You're worried about your kids, 282 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,014 the dogs, your friends. 283 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,493 You know, 284 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,279 I bet you if Shannon hadn't accidentally texted you, 285 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,672 you'd still be worried about her. 286 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:46,847 And it's okay 287 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,892 to put yourself first sometimes, Wade. 288 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,415 It's like they tell you 289 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,070 on the airplane about the oxygen mask. 290 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:56,900 Put your own mask on first before helping others. 291 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,337 I like that. I like that a lot. 292 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:07,171 You're a wise man. 293 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,347 Caroline. 294 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,566 Hi. Wade. 295 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,916 Oh, my gosh. Hi. 296 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,484 Oh, God. Wow.Hi. 297 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,746 How are you? 298 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,661 I'm really good. 299 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,749 Yeah. I haven't... I haven't seen you 300 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,185 at widows' group in a while.No. 301 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,491 I know. I, um... 302 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:25,363 I kind of moved past that phase in my life. 303 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,887 I just feel like I needed 304 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,063 to rein things in a little, 305 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,282 you know, take things a little more seriously. 306 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,676 Ah. That second adolescence of mine 307 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,852 lasted a little too long. 308 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,419 I hate to hear that. 309 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,378 It's funny. I've-I've actually decided to go the other way. 310 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,989 Huh.Yeah. I've just been 311 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:45,209 taking things so seriously for so long. 312 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,559 You know, like when you and I got together last year, 313 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,866 I wasn't really in a place where I could cut loose. 314 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,694 Mm-hmm.But lately I'm starting to realize, 315 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,827 like Jack Kerouac said... 316 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,395 ..."life is just a gate, 317 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:00,268 "a path to Paradise. 318 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:04,185 "Why not live for fun and love and joy or... 319 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,101 "some girl by a fireside? 320 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,278 Why not go to your desire and laugh." 321 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,115 Let's go to our desire and laugh. 322 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,812 Let's go to our desire and laugh. 323 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,509 Hey, hey, guys, uh... 324 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,511 I'm out of here. 325 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,470 What? Boo! 326 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,950 He's leaving with Caroline, fool. 327 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,169 Oh, sorry. Fully on board. Saddle up. 328 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,389 I'm out. Okay.Yes. Yes. 329 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:39,960 Let's go.Oh, hey. 330 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,265 Good morning, girls. 331 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,703 Sorry I was, uh, so late getting home last night. 332 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,574 It's okay.What'd I miss? 333 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,706 Nothing much. Just hung out. 334 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:47,707 Yeah?Mm-hmm. 335 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,534 Uh, with you, Natalie?No. 336 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,840 I'm not allowed to be in her garage 337 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,015 when she has certain people over. 338 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,714 Put on your hat, Linda. 339 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,194 Dad, the deal was that I could have friends in the garage. 340 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,109 Yes, some of them are boys. 341 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,676 And, yes, everyone is out by 10:00. 342 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,069 I'm holding up my end of the deal. 343 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,114 I know, but I was thinking 344 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,595 maybe we could renegotiate that deal. 345 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,249 Dad, come on. 346 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,685 What kind of example does that set 347 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,773 that you can't even keep a deal 348 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,470 with your own daughter? Besides, 349 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,429 I'm not asking you where you were last night. 350 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,213 Mm-hmm?Okay, you win. 351 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,649 Mm-hmm.Yeah, I guess, uh... 352 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,565 I guess maybe we could both use a little more freedom. 353 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,871 Thanks, Dad. 354 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,612 Yeah.What? 355 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:26,615 I was just thinking of something your mom told me. 356 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,748 "You got to look out for that one. 357 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,488 She's much smarter than you." 358 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,100 She did?Did she say that about me? 359 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,756 Hey. Uh, coffee's ready. 360 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,888 I'm telling y'all, Wade is on fire. 361 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,629 Last night, Caroline. 362 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,718 And, just now, this honey was looking at the plants, 363 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,067 and he was like, "Oh, baby, you like that? 364 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,026 "No, that's a-a Zantherinium pantoombium 365 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,984 with a-- with a side of Brazilian Ogallalala." 366 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,507 You got none of those right. 367 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,509 None of 'em.Wow. 368 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:54,121 You know, Wade, I can't believe I was ever worried about you. 369 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,428 You just bumble into Caroline and then everything works out. 370 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,561 Thank you. All right, who wants some drinks? 371 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:02,782 Yeah. Yeah, can you get me, uh, my...Okay. 372 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,218 Surprise me.Okay. 373 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,569 Therapy is amazing.Look at this place. 374 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,789 Here's the thing. I have been 375 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,400 to every single one of Dr. Vogler's cancellations. 376 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,184 That's five sessions this week. 377 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,752 Plus, I sat in on his fear-of-flying group. 378 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,797 You're afraid of flying? 379 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,233 No, that was just for fun. 380 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,801 Actually, I'm gonna see if Dr. Vogler has any openings 381 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,802 for Monday. 382 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,110 So? What do you think, baby? Pretty posh, huh? 383 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,809 I'm just gonna keep my opinions to myself. 384 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,683 I value your opinion, Michelle. 385 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:35,989 You know I do. 386 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,294 But this is my thing. 387 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,382 You know? A-At home, 388 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,775 we share the power fifty-fifty. 389 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,951 Um, actually, usually more like 60-40, you. 390 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,911 When it comes to my company, 391 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,086 I got to be the king. 392 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,131 I get it. 393 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,306 You might not want to read my paper, 394 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,395 'cause the king's gonna come across 395 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,049 a little bit like a jackass. 396 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,443 The king is used to it. Okay. 397 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,618 I want to get three 398 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,839 white wines, a beer and a Johnnie Black. 399 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,144 You sure that's enough? 400 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,972 It's a start. 401 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,017 I know you. 402 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,192 I work at the Wildwood Tavern. 403 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,193 A while back, 404 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,804 you and your friends came in and... 405 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,979 made quite a scene. 406 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:13,113 Yeah. Oh, um... Lena?Yeah, yeah, yeah. 407 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,201 Wade. 408 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,377 Forrest. 409 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,639 Less importantly but yes. 410 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,641 You know, I s-- I seem to remember 411 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,816 you giving me your number that night. 412 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,339 You didn't call it. 413 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,950 That was a mistake, 414 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,126 and I would never make that mistake again. 415 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,301 Oh-ho-ho! 416 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,520 Who's the ladies' man, huh? 417 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,826 This guy. 418 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,349 You boys having a good time or what? 419 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,525 Hey, uh, Trey, I want you to meet one of my best friends. 420 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,005 This is Forrest.Forrest. 421 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,007 Yeah.I almost didn't see you for the trees. 422 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,578 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 423 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,709 It's nice to meet you. 424 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:45,710 Okay, you win. 425 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:46,973 Hey, stay right here. 426 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,061 I want you guys to meet my fiancée, all right? 427 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,366 Oh, great. 428 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,715 Uh, you okay? 429 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,543 That was some intense eye contact. 430 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,936 He's like a German shepherd. 431 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,807 Yeah. 432 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,113 Oh, my God. 433 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,942 It's Caroline. 434 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,466 His-his fiancée's Caroline.His fiancée's Caroline. 435 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,555 Oh, no. No. Come on. No. 436 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,557 No, no, no, no, no.No, no. Hey, hey. No, no, no. Hey, be cool. 437 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,342 Be-- Just be cool. Be cool. Be cool.Boys, 438 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,127 this is Caroline. 439 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,128 Wade. 440 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,738 Uh, hello. 441 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,088 Hi.Hi. 442 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,263 You two know each other? 443 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,133 Not well. 444 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,005 Sorry. Hi. 445 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,484 Hi. Hi.Hey. 446 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,008 Uh... 447 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,271 Wade and I... 448 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:28,710 we bumped into each other last night at my bachelorette party. 449 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:32,366 I-I did not know that that was your bachelorette party. 450 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,367 Obviously. 451 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,498 Why obviously? 452 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,413 Why am I talking? 453 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,850 Is something going on here? 454 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,765 Trey, no. No, there's not-- No, nothing's going on. 455 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:41,941 We're friends, and we've been friends 456 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,420 for a long while.Yeah. 457 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,552 Yeah. A long...Yeah, yeah, yeah. 458 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,640 really long... 459 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,207 while. : Oh, my God. 460 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,295 This is so stupid. 461 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,774 No, it's not. It's not stupid.It... 462 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:50,775 No, it is, Wade.No, no, it's not. 463 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,907 It is, though.It's really not. 464 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,735 I don't think it's stupid. 465 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,956 I've been trying to find the right time to... 466 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,000 talk to you. 467 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,654 But now that... 468 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,525 this is coming out...It's not coming out. 469 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,787 It-it needs to.N-No. Caroline. 470 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,311 Nothing is coming out. 471 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,965 Zero. 472 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,011 Wade said something to me last night that just rang so true. 473 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,013 Hold on a second, baby. Um... 474 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,146 Where you going with this? 475 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,843 Life is so short. Right, Wade? 476 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,540 I mean...That's what you said. 477 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,107 Uh, it can be short. It can be long. 478 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:18,978 And you need to live it for yourself, 479 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,240 and I owe it to you 480 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,763 to be honest with you. 481 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:22,764 And there's 482 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,984 never a good time 483 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,028 for this.Tomorrow. 484 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,987 Tomorrow would be a great time. 485 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,118 Where are our drinks?Seriously. 486 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,340 Trey, look, I'm-I'm really sorry. 487 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,211 I-I had no idea...What's going on over there? 488 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,213 Do you have any idea how many plants I bought from you?!You don't have to, 489 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,475 you don't have to give me the hotel job. 490 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,042 Oh, you think? You... 491 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,828 What?!Oh, my God. 492 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,569 Okay. Mm-mm.Wade, are you...? 493 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,180 Come on. I got you. Come on. I got you. 494 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,398 Let's go. 495 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,226 Grab your coat. Let's go, baby.Why? 496 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,271 He got you good. Baby, grab your coat.Am I bleeding? 497 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,018 Delia, I'm fine. 498 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,106 Okay, you say that, 499 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,630 but, uh, you could have a concussion. 500 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,501 Who's the president? Biden. 501 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,633 That's too easy. Even if you had 502 00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,026 brain swelling, you'd know that. 503 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,202 Uh, who's secretary of agriculture? 504 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,942 I have no idea. 505 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,205 Oh, God. Delia, 506 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,380 nobody knows that. 507 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,772 Tom Vilsack. Ah. 508 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,123 See?I can't believe this. 509 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,473 I just knocked out the biggest client I've ever had, 510 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,388 and I'm leveraged out the wazoo, baby. 511 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,432 Yep. 512 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,695 It's a fob with a braided strap. 513 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:25,957 A little loop. Okay? 514 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,002 Got to sell the van. 515 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,177 I could let some of the crew go. 516 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,614 Yep. It's a real pickle. 517 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,616 It's right-- it's right there. 518 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,097 Right-- See where I'm pointing? Right there. Up, up, up. 519 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,186 You think you could-- you could help me figure this thing out 520 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,188 with some of your great business ideas? 521 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,581 Well, is the king sure? 522 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,669 Oh, for God's sake, man. 523 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:43,758 It's right here. 524 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,064 Thank you. Come on. Let's go. 525 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,065 Yeah. 526 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,942 I know, Delia. 527 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,075 I really screwed up. 528 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,120 I don't know. 529 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,427 Maybe this is a good thing. 530 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,907 I mean, you're getting out there. 531 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,431 You're taking chances. 532 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,913 : Jill would be so proud of you. 533 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,654 Really? 534 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,091 She would be proud of this? 535 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,483 : Yeah. 536 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,311 She would. 537 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,444 She really would. 538 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,100 You know, I never told you this, but, um... 539 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,104 Do you remember when Jill was really sick 540 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,802 and you guys had the hospice nurse staying at the house? 541 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:31,371 The-the Serbian one with the insane... 542 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,199 : Yes, of course. 543 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,809 It was Teodora.Right. 544 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:38,160 Well, one night, Jill said to me 545 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,642 that she really hoped that, after she was gone, 546 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,731 that you would hit that. 547 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,254 She said that? 548 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,996 Yeah. And I was so appalled. 549 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,650 I was like, "What?" 550 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,304 But that's just so Jill. 551 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,262 It's just-- You know, everything in life for her 552 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,221 was an adventure. 553 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,049 At least she thought it should be. And... 554 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,139 I just really-- I want to... 555 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,011 I want to try to be more like that, you know? 556 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,318 What was it she used to always say? 557 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:09,844 Uh, "life is this vast, glowing empty page 558 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,890 and you can do anything you want." 559 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,805 Yeah.Yeah. 560 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,504 Kerouac.Yeah. 561 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,983 The night we met, 562 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,899 she took me to a used bookstore 563 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:25,425 and bought me a copy of On the Roadfor 25 cents. 564 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,993 It was dog-eared and dirty. 565 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:33,172 One of the pages even had a beetle smushed on it. 566 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,217 I still keep it by my bed. 567 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,308 Did you take the beetle out at least? 568 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,876 No. Little fella's still on page 15. 569 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,052 I can lend it to you. 570 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,967 No, that's... It's okay. 571 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,969 I'll just get it on Kindle, thanks. 572 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,191 Here's us. 573 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,455 Wade.Uh, Lena. 574 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,717 I-- Here you go. 575 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,327 For your... eye. 576 00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,502 Th-Thank you. 577 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,374 I-I wanted to give you my number, 578 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,853 in case you lost it.CAROLINE: Hey! 579 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:03,854 Wade. I'm ready. 580 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:04,942 Let's go.Caroline. 581 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:05,943 Here. Um... 582 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,772 Who's this? Lena. 583 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,426 Oh, okay. Great. 584 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,776 I just call off my engagement, 585 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,387 and now you're hitting on the bartender? 586 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,258 Excuse me, I'm a novelist. 587 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,128 Hey! 588 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,042 Wade! 589 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,348 Come on! Let's go! Move it! 590 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,872 Uh, my, uh... my-my ride's here. 591 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,570 L-Listen, don't worry. I'm-I'm gonna...Wade. 592 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,530 I have no idea what I'm gonna do. 593 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,488 Wade! 594 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,098 I got to go. 595 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,752 You're both so awesome. 596 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,362 You're s-- I mean... 597 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,363 Awesome. 598 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,322 Oh, my God, 599 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,497 I just got a text from Shannon. 600 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,585 "I canceled my date. 601 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,240 I couldn't do it." 602 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,719 Uh-oh. She's not over you. 603 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,247 What is so funny? 604 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,552 Look at me. 605 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,859 My life is insane! 606 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,687 Oh, my God! 607 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,385 Looks like our boy's gonna be living his best life. 608 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,126 Yeah. Suck it, Steve. 609 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:09,659 Captioning sponsored by CBS 610 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:13,184 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org42422

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