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[theme music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They call themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs.

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do!

[evil laughter]

Unh!

Oh, I'll get you.

I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry.

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there

and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good, you may just catch

a glimpse of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

Help, help! Run for your smurf!

[snarling]

Whoa! Hurry, Brainy. He's catching up.

Don't worry, Clumsy. He won't dare cross this log.

Cats hate to get wet.

[snarls]

[grunting]

Yipe!

[grunting]

Whoa!

[both coughing]

Boy, that was close, huh, Brainy?

Oh, fiddlesmurfs. I knew what I was doing every second.

Uh, hey, Brainy, what's that?

Certainly I.. Bottle? Strange.

Uh, what's it say? What's it say?

Wow, a genie.

And, and I found him.

You found me?

Well, actually he's more to blame in cause.

Ha! It is I, Genie Meanie, who found you, fool.

Every 100 years I come out of this bottle

'and grant three wishes.'

- Three wishes. - Three wishes.

But first you must guess the magic words.

Uh, gee, Brainy, I don't know any magic words. Do you?

Certainly.

Um, mm..

Razzle dazzle.

[yawning]

- Uh, randy dandy? - 'No.'

- Uh, frizzle dizzle? - No, no, no.

And your time's running out.

At sundown, I return to the bottle for another 100 years.

'Wishes or no wishes.'

Uh, gee, what a meanie genie.

If he is a genie. I'm starting to think he's a big fake.

(Genie) A fake?

[snaps finger]

[Clumsy screams]

Help!

Genie Meanie, let us down.

Down? Why, of course. [snaps fingers]

[splat]

[both coughing]

Now, I'm a busy genie.

So if you can't think of the magic words

'then take me to someone who can. Now.'

[squeaking]

Tiptoe. I can't hear the birds.

Yes, sir, Mr. Genie.

There, Azrael. My new Smurf projector is finished.

Now to test it out.

[machine whirring]

It's working.

[Azrael meows]

Look, Azrael. Smurfs.

[stammers] And what's this? A genie.

I sure hope Papa Smurf can guess Genie Meanie's magic word.

Yeah, then we can smurf three wishes

and they'll all come true.

Wishes that come true?

Oh, scorpion stings. Don't stop now.

[boom]

Drat. Azrael, I must have that Genie Meanie.

Then I'll show those disgusting little Smurfs

the real meaning of "Meanie."

[laughs]

[laughs]

- What's that? - It's Genie Meanie.

Whoa, a real genie.

I hate genies.

Well, uh, on second thought, not all genies.

[gulps, then chuckles]

Quickly, where's Papa Smurf?

Gone to dig for rare roots.

- He'll be back later. - Too bad, Smurfs.

No magic words, no three wishes.

(all) No three wishes?

Uh, no need to get upset, Mr. Genie.

Here's a cake I just baked for myself.

How nice.

And to show you what a good sport I am

I'm going to share it with you.

[snaps fingers]

[Genie laughing]

Uh, a great sense of humor you have there, Mr. Genie.

- I thought it was mean. - Relax, blondie.

There's plenty for everyone.

[snaps finger]

[laughing]

Alright, that did it, you meanie genie.

Put up your dukes and fight like a Smurf.

[chuckling]

[snapping fingers]

Hey. What the..

[bam]

[splash]

[Genie laughing]

Boy, I pack a mean punch.

No. No, wrong. No. No.

Magic words, magic words.

No, not that. No, no. Ah-ha!

Great-grandfather's book of genies.

The magic words are bound to be in here.

[groans]

There, Genie Meanie

"Obeys the magic words pumpernickel pickle."

[laughs]

- Say your prayers, Smurfs. - Reow!

Your Genie Meanie is about to have a new master.

[laughs]

You Smurfs may not be good for much, but you're sure good..

[snaps fingers]

'...for a laugh.'

[Genie laughing]

That does it, you mean old meanie.

Wishes or no wishes, get out of our village.

- Yeah, before we throw you out. - No, wait, they're kidding.

[chuckles] Uh, they don't really mean--

Nobody throws me out.

Oh, yeah? Okay, Smurfs, charge!

[all yelling]

[snaps fingers]

[clamoring]

[splash]

What's smurfing on here?

Oh, Papa Smurf, it's a genie.

Genie Meanie. And he kicked us out of the village.

Genie, eh? I've dealt with genies before.

You there. Genie.

Stop smurfing around and behave yourself.

Or we will wish you out of our village.

How, pops? Do you know the magic words?

Magic words?

How about some food for thought?

[all gasp]

Genie Meanie, you fix that at once.

Sure. There.

Now everything matches.

[Genie laughing]

(Gargamel) 'Pumpernickel pickle'

Genie Meanie, can you hear me?

Pumpernickel pickle. Pumpernickel pickle.

I-I don't believe it.

Someone just said the magic word.

Pumpernickel pick--

[mews]

Azrael, ha-ha-ha, we did it!

Beginner's luck.

But in ten minutes the sun sets

and I go back in the bottle.

Well, then let's get started.

Genie Meanie, we wish to go straight to the Smurf Village.

Yeah.

Not that boring place again.

[sighs] Oh, well.

[snaps fingers]

[marching band music]

- Any sign of Gargamel, Hefty? - Not yet, Smurfette.

(Gargamel) 'Surprise, Smurfs.'

(all) 'Gargamel! Run!'

[Gargamel laughs]

(Gargamel) No use trying to run. You'll never get away.

"Magic signs, magic spells, magic powders

magic potions.."

Papa Smurf, Gargamel is in the village!

Great smurfs, where are those magic words?

[snarling]

[yowls]

[upbeat music]

Oh, why you revolting little..

Genie Meanie.

[Genie laughing]

Yes, master?

I wish you to bring those nasty little Smurfs back at once.

(Genie) 'Your wish is my command.'

(all) Whoa!

Yipes!

I didn't mean like that.

Ooh!

'Genie Meanie'

'I wish to have all these Smurfs.'

[snaps fingers]

Aha! Got you.

Papa Smurf, we're the only two Smurfs left.

[snarls]

Run for your smurf!

Genie, stop those Smurfs!

Not me. You got your three wishes.

(Gargamel) 'What? I did?'

Genie Meanie, I command you. I am your master.

[yawns]

"Humongous fungus?" No. "Flubber blubber?" No.

[Azrael hisses]

Good work, Azrael.

Who needs a broken-down, old genie anyway?

- "Vanilla gorilla?" No. - Reow.

"Maroon baboon?" No.

Wait, here it is

"Pumpernickel pickle."

[both gasp] The magic words.

Quickly, Genie Meanie, I wish you to shrink

Gargamel and Azrael down to Smurf size.

Mm. Not bad for a first wish.

[snaps fingers]

[gulps]

Smurf him!

[all clamoring]

(Gargamel) Help!

[Smurfs yelling]

Papa Smurf, they're getting away.

Don't worry, we still have two wishes.

(Genie) 'You'll never make it in time.'

Only 30 seconds to sundown.

Genie Meanie, I order you to undo all the tricks

you've done today.

Aw, do I have to?

- Genie. - Yes, master.

[snaps fingers]

[theme music]

[grunting]

[coughing]

- Help! - Reow!

[Gargamel coughs]

(Gargamel) I'll get you Smurfs for this. You just wait.

[coughing]

Well, it's been fun, Smurfs, but time's up, so..

Hold it. There are still five seconds before the sun sets

and we want our last wish.

Ohh, alright, alright.

Genie Meanie, I wish you to stay in your bottle from now on

until you stop being mean.

Hey, no fair!

I like being mean!

Look, Grouchy, the evening star.

They say that whoever sees the evening star gets a wish.

I hate wishes.

(all) Oh, Grouchy.

[theme music]