Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel.

The evil wizard. He was bad.

Ohh, I hate Smurfs.

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do.

[evil laughter]

Unh!

Ohhh, I'll get you!

I'll find your village some day. You'll be sorry..

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there

and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you were good, you may just catch a glimpse

of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

(Hefty) 'Grouchy, where are you?'

Grouchy!

I hope we find him soon, so I can get some..

[yawns] ...sleep.

Don't smurf it, he was right with us.

What happened to him?

Maybe, Gargamel got him.

(both) Gargamel?

I don't see Gargamel anywhere.

[sniffs] I can't even smell him.

And I d-d-don't see Grouchy anywhere either

'so let's g-g-go back to the village.'

Not until we make sure Grouchy isn't here.

[Greedy sniffing] Hey, what's that rotten smell?

Ew, smells like..

(together) Gargamel!

Well, well, I do believe they're little Smurf spies

soon to be little Smurf pies.

[cackles]

[cackles]

Where's Grouchy Smurf, Gargamel?

Who?

You mean he's not here?

No, he's not here.

If he was, he'd be in my soup pot.

Oh, come here. I wanna tell you a secret.

A secret?

Ow!

That was a serious mistake.

A very serious mistake.

Yum...yum.

Smurf it off, hefty.

We're in enough trouble.

Yeah, we're here and Grouchy's probably back

in the village sound asleep.

Oh, which is smurfectly where I'd like to be.

Azrael, you numbskull.

That's going to..

...explode!

[explosion]

Oh, w-w-what happened?

Who cares? Let's get outta here.

Ooh, one of these days you miserable wretched beast

I'm going to..

'Good. They're gone.'

You knocked over the beaker perfectly, Azrael.

- Who, me? - 'Yes.'

Everything went as planned.

The explosion, their escape.

- Really? - 'Mm-hmm.'

[thud]

Now, with phase two

the Smurfs' days are numbered.

[evil laughter]

[cackling]

(Papa Smurf) 'Where does it hurt, Grouchy?'

Everywhere. And I hate everywhere.

- Hmm. - I hate "hmm".

Grouchy, it is my smurfological opinion

you will stay sick unless you cheer up.

I hate cheering up.

(Hefty) 'Papa Smurf.'

Gargamel, captured us.

And we escaped by the skin of our smurfs.

You know what I told you about going to Gargamel's.

But we thought he'd captured Grouchy.

I hate being captured.

Papa Smurf, Gargamel's up to something.

Of course Gargamel's up to something.

He's always up to something.

But I have a smurfy feeling this is "the something".

Alright then.

We'll be ready for, uh, something.

Whatever it is.

[instrumental music]

[trumpet blowing]

♪ I smurf and I ♪♪

- Uh, that was lovely, Harmony. - Yeah.

Doesn't it give you a warm glow, Smurfette?

Well, uh...it gives something a warm glow.

'Look!'

(Harmony) 'Wow! A book.'

(Smurfette) 'More than that, Harmony.'

A magical book.

We better smurf it back to Papa Smurf.

Hmm, I can't understand what's wrong with these flowers.

There must be something wrong with my formula.

(Smurfette) 'Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf.'

We found this magic book in the woods, Papa Smurf.

Magic book?

This book of spells belongs to Sorcerer Smurf.

The smurfiest wizard in all of Smurfdom.

(all) Sorcerer Smurf?

But, Papa Smurf, you always said

there weren't any other Smurfs, but us.

Well, I didn't think there were, Brainy.

I never heard of Sorcerer Smurf.

Well, he certainly can't be as smart as you, Papa Smurf.

Hmm. Let's see if his magic is as good as he says.

[chanting spell]

(all) 'Aww.'

Does that mean he's better than you, Papa Smurf?

Well, I uh..

If there's another Smurf besides us

we just have to bring him here to the village.

Don't we, Papa Smurf?

Well, yes, I guess we should.

Now, according to this he lives atop

'a mountain of mists. It is a very long journey.'

I hate long journeys.

Remember what I said about cheering up, Grouchy.

I mean I don't much like long journeys.

I mean I-I like long journeys.

Still don't feel good.

Come we must prepare.

[dramatic music]

Is it much farther, Papa Smurf?

(Papa Smurf) Not far now.

(Smurfette) 'Oh, I'm so tired. Is it much farther, Papa Smurf?'

(Papa Smurf) 'Not far now.'

(Hefty) 'How much further, Papa Smurf?'

Not far now.

(Vanity) Is it much farther, Papa Smurf?

(Papa Smurf) Yes, it is!

Careful. Take it one smurf at a time.

[instrumental music]

(Papa Smurf) Be alert, now. I sense danger.

I hate danger.

[music continues]

M-m-maybe there's no one home.

(Sorcerer Smurf) 'Come no further.'

Wait here. This is something I must see to alone.

I am Sorcerer Smurf.

The most powerful Smurf of all.

Who are you?

I am Papa Smurf.

Papa Smurf. My fellow Smurf.

It has been a long time since I have seen any of my kind.

Welcome. What brings you here, Papa Smurf?

Because, Sorcerer Smurf, I have not known

of your existence.

Oh, yes. Well, that is a long story.

I see you have my book of spells.

[snaps fingers]

[all exclaim] Oh!

(Sorcerer Smurf) 'Wait. Who is that? More Smurfs?'

'Please, please, my children, I can't see you.'

'Come closer.'

I hate coming closer.

(Sorcerer Smurf) 'Yes, yes, yes, closer now.'

'Yes, yes, right there!'

No! Go back! Go back!

Gargamel.

'How right you are, Papa smurf.'

[evil cackle]

I hate Gargamel.

Oh, what's he gonna do to Papa Smurf?

Keep an eye on him, Azrael.

[mewing]

And now, my disgusting little Smurfs

you will take me to your village.

Oh, yeah? Just try and make us.

We'll never take you to our village

mean, nasty old Gargamel.

Uh, yeah. We're not showing you nothing.

We're not. Unh-unh.

Right. We're smurfing our foot down.

[slurps, then snarls]

Well, uh, maybe, we spoke too hastily.

Listen to me, Smurfs, do not take Gargamel to our village.

Then let me show you what will happen if you don't.

[chanting spells]

[fire crackles]

[all gasp]

You see, my repulsive little Smurfs.

If I complete my magic phrase

your beloved Papa Smurf is doomed.

[evil cackle]

Oh, what do we do?

We can't let him destroy Papa Smurf.

Okay, mean, old, Gargamel, don't hurt Papa Smurf.

We'll take you to our village.

No. Let him do with me as he pleases.

[chanting spells]

[fire crackles]

No, Papa Smurf, we'll do what he says.

I thought you'd see it my way.

[evil laughter]

[cackling]

[Gargamel panting] 'Oh, how much farther?'

(Hefty) 'Not far now.'

[Gargamel panting]

Is it much farther?

(all) Yes, it is. So, smurf up.

Stop!

[all exclaiming]

W-who are you?

I am the true Sorcerer Smurf.

The most powerful Smurf in all of Smurfdom.

[laughs nervously]

Why, there's no such thing.

[stammers] I-I made him up.

I am quite real and to prove it

with this magical dust I shall make the earth tremble.

[Sorcerer chants spell]

[ground rumbles]

[stammers] That's just a cheap trick.

A-any wizard worth his watch can do it.

Ah, a non-believer.

Then I shall turn the ground at your feet into quicksand.

[chants a spell]

[rumbling]

[screams] Stop!

[stammers] I warn you.

You-you're, you're-you're making me m-mad.

I don't believe it.

His magic is even more powerful than Papa Smurf's.

Now do you believe me?

No, you are a fraud, a-a fake.

Wait till I get my hands on you.

Very well.

What is it you wish, master?

[all exclaiming]

Drive the evil wizard from the forest.

[trees growling]

No, no, no, keep them away from me.

[ghoulish groans]

Ah! Let me out of here!

[Gargamel screaming]

Oh, thank you, Sorcerer Smurf.

You saved our village.

Your magic is even more powerful

than Papa Smurf's.

(Hefty) Where is Papa Smurf?

We've gotta go back to the mountain and--

Don't worry, Hefty, I'm fine.

[all cheering]

Oh, I knew it was you all the time, Papa Smurf.

I was just testing the others to see if..

Unh!

How did you smurf all that magic, Papa Smurf?

Oh, I didn't do it alone.

Dreamy, Handy, Greedy, Jokey, Poet, Harmony.

Oh, but how did you make that earth tremble, Papa Smurf?

Very simple, Clumsy.

Get ready Smurfs.

'Hit it!'

[thud]

(all) Yay!

Nobody's better than you, Papa Smurf.

You're the best, I always say.

Unh!

When will I ever learn?

Papa Smurf, I don't feel so good.

Hmm, your coloring is a sickly blue

but where does it hurt?

Well, all over.

Hmm, I think I know what the problem is, Grouchy.

I was wrong. You were trying too hard to be happy

and just made yourself sicker.

You mean, I can be my own self?

I hate to say it, Grouchy, but..

...yes!

[all laughing]

Thank you, Papa Smurf.

I hate being happy.