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Can I have it to go?
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Of course!
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I don't have a husband to spoil.
So I spoil my clients.
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Oh! Hey! Siamese twins,
two muffins to go.
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Did you have a nice stay?
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Well, I didn't sleep very well.
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Oh no! Was it the bed?
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It wasn't the bed.
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You.
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You and your muffins.
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Your hot little muffins,
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that went up and down
with every breath
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in a room, not far from me.
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Oh! Sir, a little restraint!
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You're really naughty.
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Ma'am? Ma'am!
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Are you listening?
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Oh, the heat! The heat.
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It doesn't make it easier to sleep.
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The heat?
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What? No, I'm talking about them
showering together at midnight.
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The last straw.
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You and me
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We're driftwood
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Adrift
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In the open sea
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IN DECLINE
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Love's nice,
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but don't bother my clients.
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Sorry, Rita.
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The walls are thin!
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And you've been doing your job
halfway since Terri's been around.
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You know,
it's her time off, not yours.
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You didn't even paint the post
in the veranda yesterday.
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I'll let you do your work.
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It won't take long.
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She's uncomfortable now.
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And what about me?
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You spend your time kissing
while I...
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While you're alone.
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I saw you looking at dating sites.
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-Hey!
-Are you spying on me?
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You left your computer on!
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I'm like a moth.
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I'm attracted to light.
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I was just looking.
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I don't want everyone
to know I'm in need.
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But in Saint-Prospère
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my choices are crazy Vadrouille
or snotty Louis.
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My muffins?
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-Yolande?
-Don't come in!
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What are you doing?
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I'm making you a birthday present.
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It's in 2 months.
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Oh, you!
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You bought a new toy
for your secret garden.
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A gift for me, sure! Liar!
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You're making me lie.
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I knew we'd fight.
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Ferraille's here to fix the baler.
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It's not over, Yolande.
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-Rita doesn't want me here.
-No!
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Seeing us in love reminds her
she doesn't have a boyfriend.
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The midnight shower
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was probably the last straw.
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We'll have to hold back here too,
like at my mother's.
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You have to make it up to her.
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I'm the problem in this picture.
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Help me out and we can show her...
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I have one week off and
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you want me to do your work?
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OK. I'll see you later.
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I know! We can help her
create a winning profile
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for a dating site!
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You think she'll put up with us
if she has a boyfriend?
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Rita has no patience for technology,
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but I know she wants to sign up.
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Come!
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It's going to take you
more than a lifetime
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to go through
that mountain of nails there.
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And you won't be able to do anything
decorated with these things.
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The kit guarantees nails that are
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hard enough to shovel
cow shit all day long.
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It's not funny.
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Eddie, you should be proud of me.
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-I got it all at half price.
-How much?
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MANICURE KIT
$650.00
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Well...
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It's professional quality.
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It's more expensive
than fixing the baler.
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It won't cost anything
when I start making money.
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I want to offer manicure services.
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What? But you've never even
taken a class in that.
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I've seen a lot of videos on the web.
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I'm like a pro!
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With your help
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I can open a cute little studio.
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But with everything
to do on the farm,
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I need your arms and your hands,
without claws.
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OK. OK!
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You can sell all that
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for more money since you got a deal.
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Leave it.
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I'll do it myself.
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I've already created a profile,
but when I added my picture...
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I'm too big.
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That's not what matters.
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I was talking about
the image being big.
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Just shows my nose.
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Zoël, can you help me fold?
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You're so nice
for doing this for me, Terri!
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Rita! Terri is really good
with technology.
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-Zoël!
-She already knows.
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You told her?
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Because I know
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she helped her aunt
with her profile.
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Really?
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And?
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It went great!
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She met a good guy, an engineer.
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-Really?
-He even fixed up her house.
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Right, Terri?
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Right...
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He did a great job.
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Did your aunt have to answer
10,000 questions
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before seeing a man's face?
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I could try to bypass those?
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OK...
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Shrink picture.
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Goodbye, questionnaire.
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You want men? There!
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Oh! 29 matches!
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Techno Terri!
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Yeah, well...
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That one still has
some hair at least.
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Balding isn't that bad,
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but that one's about to die.
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There are others!
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"Looking for a financially
independent woman."
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That means he's cheap.
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Or he wants someone
self-reliant like Rita.
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Maybe a rich man who doesn't
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want a woman spending his money.
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Or he's cheap.
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How about you?
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What kind of spouse do you want?
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"Spouse"? No so fast!
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I just want a boyfriend
with his own life.
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"Looking for a skinny girl."
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And he looks like he swallowed
a soccer ball.
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He must be an athlete, like you.
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"If a good woman doesn't arrive soon,
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I'll put on a tutu
and go to the Rainbow."
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The gay club in town.
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I don't know.
Hidden behind his sunglasses.
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Take a chance, he made you laugh.
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He's right.
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You're discouraging her.
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Your comments are lame.
OK, I'm not athletic,
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but I have money since I sold my van.
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We weren't talking about you.
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-Mr. Tutu already answered me!
-Already?
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I have to go flirt in peace.
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A funny guy is fun.
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What do you mean, "a funny guy"?
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I'm teasing you, OK?
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In Quebec,
we call it being passive aggressive.
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Well, we're not in Quebec.
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Ferraille!
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Do you want the scrap in the yard?
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I use it for repairs.
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When did that happen?
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Year zero?
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He told me
you wanted to start a business.
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Cows and beauty don't go together.
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I won't disinfect the farm
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for a group of women
who want to get pretty.
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Not the whole farm,
I'll do my studio on the porch.
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My clients won't go into the house
or backyard.
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I have to clean up here first.
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No! The tractor where Father Slaus
had a heart attack.
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The man is not buried there!
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You could keep the tractor
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and put your sign on it.
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For nails as strong as a tractor.
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Yes! "Welcome to Yola's!"
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-Yeah!
-Yola's?
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Go ahead, make fun.
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I'll have something more than
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your harem of cows.
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This farm belongs to both of us.
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Yes, but you're the boss.
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Since when?
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I bet Rita told you that.
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No, I figured it out on my own.
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Yolande, can you fix a broken nail?
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What side are you on?
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I used it to play my guitar.
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Come see me when you're done.
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My first customer will be free.
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Watch out.
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She might rip your finger off.
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Terri! Terri!
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She's gone for the day.
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I wanted a woman's opinion
on my outfit.
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For my date with Mr. Tutu.
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You're moving fast!
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I have no time to waste.
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So? Zoël?
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Sorry! I'm stressed out.
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I fought with Terri.
I should apologize.
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Go ahead then!
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I don't have my van.
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Right. Come back in an hour.
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Your baby?
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Hello?
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To do my nails?
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OK, OK! Great timing.
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Zoël, I have to go to Yolande's.
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I can drive you.
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Ok. Put a note on the door
in case customers arrive.
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Write: "Rita finally has a date."
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Yes, ma'am! You heard right.
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What a selection you have!
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Manicures are like an art now.
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That's why you need
to consult an expert.
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For you, ma'am...
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This one.
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Sophisticated, but not boring.
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I think it will impress him.
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It's funny,
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we both did something
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to improve our lives on the same day.
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We're in sync.
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What did you do, Rita?
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A date with man online.
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-Yolande!
-You do that?
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I'm just trying it out.
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You know, the privacy of customers
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is sacred.
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That's true. Everyone
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is going to confide in me,
like a bartender.
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It's going to be a real nest
of gossip in the porch.
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No one asked you.
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My friend
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supports me
instead of getting in my way.
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A real friend would bring you back
to your senses.
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It's Yolande who suggested
I start the B and B.
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I think she has a flair for business.
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You think so?
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She wants to call it At Yola's.
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See this?
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It marks my territory.
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Mine and my customers'.
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I'm visiting my friend.
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Make an appointment.
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It won't be long, Edmour.
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Yolande's going to paint me
a musical note.
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You don't think it's a little girly?
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-No, I think it's cool.
-Edmour...
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Go polish Isabelle's hooves.
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Rita has a date with Mr. Tutu.
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That's what you wanted to tell me?
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Terri, I just misunderstood
your teasing.
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I didn't know you were so paranoid.
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Paranoid, another one!
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-Are you OK?
-Jesus Christ!
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-You meant to!
-No!
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I pushed the brakes instead of
the accelerator, I swear!
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Rita's going to be so mad!
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00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,340
Her baby! Oh no, I'm dead.
272
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,260
She'll tie me
273
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to the train tracks!
274
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:22,540
OK, calm down and call Ferraille.
275
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,020
OK, OK, OK!
276
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:27,020
He's at Edmour's
and Rita's waiting for me there.
277
00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,140
Ah, shit!
278
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,140
Rita's calling!
279
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,860
No! Don't answer!
280
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OK, OK, OK!
What do we do?
281
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:37,860
Answer, Zoël!
282
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,300
When you talked to your date,
283
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,860
did he compliment you?
284
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,500
They didn't even talk on the phone.
285
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,220
-What?
-I like surprises.
286
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,940
A bunch of guys
just want a one-night stand.
287
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,060
In and out!
288
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,660
Yes! A bunch of married guys
looking for something new.
289
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,260
I'll check if he has
a mark on his finger.
290
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,580
His wedding ring.
291
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,300
Is it dry yet?
292
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,260
Why isn't Zoël calling me back?
293
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:05,940
Rita,
294
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,100
you rubbed it off.
I have to start over.
295
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,420
No, I have to go.
You know...
296
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,460
How will I get there?
297
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,660
Ferraille?
298
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,140
You want to borrow my car?
299
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,860
As long as you don't give him
too much personal info.
300
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,060
Especially where you live!
301
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,420
-Thank you, Pap!
-Oh, Rita!
302
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,500
Let him talk.
303
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,660
If he's crooked,
he'll mess up in his lies.
304
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,260
I'll try to call Zoël.
305
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,220
If he wasn't in an accident,
306
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,780
he'll have one when I get back.
307
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,300
Looking for someone?
308
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,420
Yes, not you.
309
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,180
Oh, excuse me!
310
00:14:57,020 --> 00:15:00,100
Thanks for the red carpet.
311
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,060
If your nose wasn't up so high...
312
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,220
-Thomas.
-Rita.
313
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,660
Sorry I'm late! Construction.
314
00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,460
Worth the wait.
315
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,300
What's wrong with it?
316
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,220
I didn't understand you on the phone.
317
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:29,260
Come have a look.
318
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,860
Do you have red paint?
319
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,900
Yolande can't know.
320
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,100
She'd tell Rita.
321
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,100
A vintage car.
322
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:44,540
It's hard to find the exact color.
323
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,460
Rita was already upset because
we took a shower at midnight
324
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,540
and when Terri was on the door...
325
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,100
On the shower door?
326
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,660
What's wrong with the car?
327
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,340
No, no...
328
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:56,860
It's nothing.
329
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,340
Yolande,
are you selling your nail polish?
330
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:03,540
I told Terri about
your manicure salon and...
331
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,700
she'd like to buy some.
332
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:06,900
Terri?
333
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,220
-You surprise me.
-I surprise myself, too!
334
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:17,220
My restaurants run themselves now.
335
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,380
I'm free to travel.
336
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,700
Lucky you!
337
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:21,940
I feel like I'm the only one talking.
338
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,060
You must be a really good listener.
339
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,420
Right?
340
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,260
You never mentioned an ex-wife.
341
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,780
It wouldn't be proper to talk about
my exes to another woman.
342
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:37,620
A gentleman. But now I know
you had more than one.
343
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,700
Let's talk about you.
344
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,460
You live in town?
345
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,460
Right outside of town.
346
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,420
I saw on your profile that you also
347
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,700
have a business?
348
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:53,420
Let's talk about that
on our second date.
349
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:57,100
Are you sure
there'll be a second date?
350
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,140
Well...
351
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:00,820
It's a joke.
352
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:03,740
It's a joke!
353
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,180
Eddie, I need your help.
354
00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,980
Just move it over there.
355
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,780
Can I cross the border?
356
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,140
Stop that.
357
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,460
You're handicapped with your nails.
358
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,500
Terri wanted
a bottle of nail polish,
359
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,700
but I said she had to get
a manicure to buy one.
360
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:38,100
Look, my first $20.
361
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,900
I want to frame it.
362
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,420
I could make you a frame
with barn wood.
363
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,100
It'd be nice.
364
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,220
Has the storm passed?
365
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,140
It's just that my farm is my family.
366
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,580
And since we couldn't have kids,
367
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:02,340
you're my family, Yolande.
368
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:03,700
Eddie...
369
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,300
I don't want to leave the farm.
370
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,740
That's why I started
my business here.
371
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,540
You're not tired of me
and my harem of cows?
372
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,940
Of the farm, sometimes,
but not of you.
373
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,260
Except today.
374
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:20,580
Eddie?
375
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,100
I want both.
376
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,140
A little bit of cow shit with
a girly business on the side.
377
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,660
And... I could scratch your back
378
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,020
with my long nails.
379
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,260
No, no!
380
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,180
Higher.
381
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,780
Lying under the stars
in the Arizona desert,
382
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,420
our fire lit up the rocks red.
383
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:50,180
It was really a spiritual experience.
384
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,540
Is that a Christian symbol
on your fingernails?
385
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,220
No. It does look like one!
386
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,340
The little Jesus fish
they stick on cars.
387
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,380
I'm religious at all.
388
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,740
Neither am I.
389
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,580
Although there's
a church and a rectory
390
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,380
taking a lot of room in my life.
391
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,260
-Shall we get some fresh air?
-OK!
392
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,980
I'd like to see your convertible.
393
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:16,980
Oh, that's too bad!
394
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,060
I took my cousin's truck to come.
395
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,580
I'm surprised you don't have it.
396
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,500
Rita, you know...
397
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,180
-Let's end it here.
-What?
398
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,860
I'm looking for someone's who
open and sincere.
399
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,100
I am sincere.
400
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:37,660
Sure, an invisible collector's car,
a mysterious business!
401
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,100
You're not religious,
but you talked about a church
402
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,100
with little Jesus fish on each
of your fingers.
403
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,620
-But I...
-A waste of time.
404
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,980
Wait! I can explain all of this.
405
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:48,980
Of course...
406
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,220
You should put on your tutu
and go to the gay bar.
407
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:58,100
Showing your true colors!
408
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,060
Not love at first sight, huh?
409
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,940
You must be single, too,
410
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,500
there's no room in a relationship
411
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,740
for both a woman and that mustache.
412
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,220
It's not my business,
413
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,660
but no one paid your bill.
414
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,260
If it was me,
415
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,180
I'd at least have bought you a drink.
416
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,820
Maybe give you
some of my mustache, too.
417
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:26,020
Smooth and uniform, like magic!
418
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:30,100
Rita will never notice.
419
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,740
How long has she been gone?
420
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,780
She didn't even check
if her customer arrived.
421
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,380
Don't worry about Rita.
422
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,620
Maybe Mr. Tutu has his hands full.
423
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,580
Hey!
424
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,980
Are you looking for trouble?
425
00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,740
$100 if you shave your mustache.
426
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,580
-Really?
-Yes!
427
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,740
Yolande, look who I met
at the orchard!
428
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,860
Hugo!
429
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,260
You know him?
430
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,220
Yes! Two years ago,
we hired an ex-convict
431
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,420
to help with the hay.
432
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,980
Do only convicts work here?
433
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,700
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