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Can I have it to go?

Of course!

I don't have a husband to spoil. So I spoil my clients.

Oh! Hey! Siamese twins, two muffins to go.

Did you have a nice stay?

Well, I didn't sleep very well.

Oh no! Was it the bed?

It wasn't the bed.

You.

You and your muffins.

Your hot little muffins,

that went up and down with every breath

in a room, not far from me.

Oh! Sir, a little restraint!

You're really naughty.

Ma'am? Ma'am!

Are you listening?

Oh, the heat! The heat.

It doesn't make it easier to sleep.

The heat?

What? No, I'm talking about them showering together at midnight.

The last straw.

You and me

We're driftwood

Adrift

In the open sea

IN DECLINE

Love's nice,

but don't bother my clients.

Sorry, Rita.

The walls are thin!

And you've been doing your job halfway since Terri's been around.

You know, it's her time off, not yours.

You didn't even paint the post in the veranda yesterday.

I'll let you do your work.

It won't take long.

She's uncomfortable now.

And what about me?

You spend your time kissing while I...

While you're alone.

I saw you looking at dating sites.

-Hey! -Are you spying on me?

You left your computer on!

I'm like a moth.

I'm attracted to light.

I was just looking.

I don't want everyone to know I'm in need.

But in Saint-Prospère

my choices are crazy Vadrouille or snotty Louis.

My muffins?

-Yolande? -Don't come in!

What are you doing?

I'm making you a birthday present.

It's in 2 months.

Oh, you!

You bought a new toy for your secret garden.

A gift for me, sure! Liar!

You're making me lie.

I knew we'd fight.

Ferraille's here to fix the baler.

It's not over, Yolande.

-Rita doesn't want me here. -No!

Seeing us in love reminds her she doesn't have a boyfriend.

The midnight shower

was probably the last straw.

We'll have to hold back here too, like at my mother's.

You have to make it up to her.

I'm the problem in this picture.

Help me out and we can show her...

I have one week off and

you want me to do your work?

OK. I'll see you later.

I know! We can help her create a winning profile

for a dating site!

You think she'll put up with us if she has a boyfriend?

Rita has no patience for technology,

but I know she wants to sign up.

Come!

It's going to take you more than a lifetime

to go through that mountain of nails there.

And you won't be able to do anything decorated with these things.

The kit guarantees nails that are

hard enough to shovel cow shit all day long.

It's not funny.

Eddie, you should be proud of me.

-I got it all at half price. -How much?

MANICURE KIT $650.00

Well...

It's professional quality.

It's more expensive than fixing the baler.

It won't cost anything when I start making money.

I want to offer manicure services.

What? But you've never even taken a class in that.

I've seen a lot of videos on the web.

I'm like a pro!

With your help

I can open a cute little studio.

But with everything to do on the farm,

I need your arms and your hands, without claws.

OK. OK!

You can sell all that

for more money since you got a deal.

Leave it.

I'll do it myself.

I've already created a profile, but when I added my picture...

I'm too big.

That's not what matters.

I was talking about the image being big.

Just shows my nose.

Zoël, can you help me fold?

You're so nice for doing this for me, Terri!

Rita! Terri is really good with technology.

-Zoël! -She already knows.

You told her?

Because I know

she helped her aunt with her profile.

Really?

And?

It went great!

She met a good guy, an engineer.

-Really? -He even fixed up her house.

Right, Terri?

Right...

He did a great job.

Did your aunt have to answer 10,000 questions

before seeing a man's face?

I could try to bypass those?

OK...

Shrink picture.

Goodbye, questionnaire.

You want men? There!

Oh! 29 matches!

Techno Terri!

Yeah, well...

That one still has some hair at least.

Balding isn't that bad,

but that one's about to die.

There are others!

"Looking for a financially independent woman."

That means he's cheap.

Or he wants someone self-reliant like Rita.

Maybe a rich man who doesn't

want a woman spending his money.

Or he's cheap.

How about you?

What kind of spouse do you want?

"Spouse"? No so fast!

I just want a boyfriend with his own life.

"Looking for a skinny girl."

And he looks like he swallowed a soccer ball.

He must be an athlete, like you.

"If a good woman doesn't arrive soon,

I'll put on a tutu and go to the Rainbow."

The gay club in town.

I don't know. Hidden behind his sunglasses.

Take a chance, he made you laugh.

He's right.

You're discouraging her.

Your comments are lame. OK, I'm not athletic,

but I have money since I sold my van.

We weren't talking about you.

-Mr. Tutu already answered me! -Already?

I have to go flirt in peace.

A funny guy is fun.

What do you mean, "a funny guy"?

I'm teasing you, OK?

In Quebec, we call it being passive aggressive.

Well, we're not in Quebec.

Ferraille!

Do you want the scrap in the yard?

I use it for repairs.

When did that happen?

Year zero?

He told me you wanted to start a business.

Cows and beauty don't go together.

I won't disinfect the farm

for a group of women who want to get pretty.

Not the whole farm, I'll do my studio on the porch.

My clients won't go into the house or backyard.

I have to clean up here first.

No! The tractor where Father Slaus had a heart attack.

The man is not buried there!

You could keep the tractor

and put your sign on it.

For nails as strong as a tractor.

Yes! "Welcome to Yola's!"

-Yeah! -Yola's?

Go ahead, make fun.

I'll have something more than

your harem of cows.

This farm belongs to both of us.

Yes, but you're the boss.

Since when?

I bet Rita told you that.

No, I figured it out on my own.

Yolande, can you fix a broken nail?

What side are you on?

I used it to play my guitar.

Come see me when you're done.

My first customer will be free.

Watch out.

She might rip your finger off.

Terri! Terri!

She's gone for the day.

I wanted a woman's opinion on my outfit.

For my date with Mr. Tutu.

You're moving fast!

I have no time to waste.

So? Zoël?

Sorry! I'm stressed out.

I fought with Terri. I should apologize.

Go ahead then!

I don't have my van.

Right. Come back in an hour.

Your baby?

Hello?

To do my nails?

OK, OK! Great timing.

Zoël, I have to go to Yolande's.

I can drive you.

Ok. Put a note on the door in case customers arrive.

Write: "Rita finally has a date."

Yes, ma'am! You heard right.

What a selection you have!

Manicures are like an art now.

That's why you need to consult an expert.

For you, ma'am...

This one.

Sophisticated, but not boring.

I think it will impress him.

It's funny,

we both did something

to improve our lives on the same day.

We're in sync.

What did you do, Rita?

A date with man online.

-Yolande! -You do that?

I'm just trying it out.

You know, the privacy of customers

is sacred.

That's true. Everyone

is going to confide in me, like a bartender.

It's going to be a real nest of gossip in the porch.

No one asked you.

My friend

supports me instead of getting in my way.

A real friend would bring you back to your senses.

It's Yolande who suggested I start the B and B.

I think she has a flair for business.

You think so?

She wants to call it At Yola's.

See this?

It marks my territory.

Mine and my customers'.

I'm visiting my friend.

Make an appointment.

It won't be long, Edmour.

Yolande's going to paint me a musical note.

You don't think it's a little girly?

-No, I think it's cool. -Edmour...

Go polish Isabelle's hooves.

Rita has a date with Mr. Tutu.

That's what you wanted to tell me?

Terri, I just misunderstood your teasing.

I didn't know you were so paranoid.

Paranoid, another one!

-Are you OK? -Jesus Christ!

-You meant to! -No!

I pushed the brakes instead of the accelerator, I swear!

Rita's going to be so mad!

Her baby! Oh no, I'm dead.

She'll tie me

to the train tracks!

OK, calm down and call Ferraille.

OK, OK, OK!

He's at Edmour's and Rita's waiting for me there.

Ah, shit!

Rita's calling!

No! Don't answer!

OK, OK, OK! What do we do?

Answer, Zoël!

When you talked to your date,

did he compliment you?

They didn't even talk on the phone.

-What? -I like surprises.

A bunch of guys just want a one-night stand.

In and out!

Yes! A bunch of married guys looking for something new.

I'll check if he has a mark on his finger.

His wedding ring.

Is it dry yet?

Why isn't Zoël calling me back?

Rita,

you rubbed it off. I have to start over.

No, I have to go. You know...

How will I get there?

Ferraille?

You want to borrow my car?

As long as you don't give him too much personal info.

Especially where you live!

-Thank you, Pap! -Oh, Rita!

Let him talk.

If he's crooked, he'll mess up in his lies.

I'll try to call Zoël.

If he wasn't in an accident,

he'll have one when I get back.

Looking for someone?

Yes, not you.

Oh, excuse me!

Thanks for the red carpet.

If your nose wasn't up so high...

-Thomas. -Rita.

Sorry I'm late! Construction.

Worth the wait.

What's wrong with it?

I didn't understand you on the phone.

Come have a look.

Do you have red paint?

Yolande can't know.

She'd tell Rita.

A vintage car.

It's hard to find the exact color.

Rita was already upset because we took a shower at midnight

and when Terri was on the door...

On the shower door?

What's wrong with the car?

No, no...

It's nothing.

Yolande, are you selling your nail polish?

I told Terri about your manicure salon and...

she'd like to buy some.

Terri?

-You surprise me. -I surprise myself, too!

My restaurants run themselves now.

I'm free to travel.

Lucky you!

I feel like I'm the only one talking.

You must be a really good listener.

Right?

You never mentioned an ex-wife.

It wouldn't be proper to talk about my exes to another woman.

A gentleman. But now I know you had more than one.

Let's talk about you.

You live in town?

Right outside of town.

I saw on your profile that you also

have a business?

Let's talk about that on our second date.

Are you sure there'll be a second date?

Well...

It's a joke.

It's a joke!

Eddie, I need your help.

Just move it over there.

Can I cross the border?

Stop that.

You're handicapped with your nails.

Terri wanted a bottle of nail polish,

but I said she had to get a manicure to buy one.

Look, my first $20.

I want to frame it.

I could make you a frame with barn wood.

It'd be nice.

Has the storm passed?

It's just that my farm is my family.

And since we couldn't have kids,

you're my family, Yolande.

Eddie...

I don't want to leave the farm.

That's why I started my business here.

You're not tired of me and my harem of cows?

Of the farm, sometimes, but not of you.

Except today.

Eddie?

I want both.

A little bit of cow shit with a girly business on the side.

And... I could scratch your back

with my long nails.

No, no!

Higher.

Lying under the stars in the Arizona desert,

our fire lit up the rocks red.

It was really a spiritual experience.

Is that a Christian symbol on your fingernails?

No. It does look like one!

The little Jesus fish they stick on cars.

I'm religious at all.

Neither am I.

Although there's a church and a rectory

taking a lot of room in my life.

-Shall we get some fresh air? -OK!

I'd like to see your convertible.

Oh, that's too bad!

I took my cousin's truck to come.

I'm surprised you don't have it.

Rita, you know...

-Let's end it here. -What?

I'm looking for someone's who open and sincere.

I am sincere.

Sure, an invisible collector's car, a mysterious business!

You're not religious, but you talked about a church

with little Jesus fish on each of your fingers.

-But I... -A waste of time.

Wait! I can explain all of this.

Of course...

You should put on your tutu and go to the gay bar.

Showing your true colors!

Not love at first sight, huh?

You must be single, too,

there's no room in a relationship

for both a woman and that mustache.

It's not my business,

but no one paid your bill.

If it was me,

I'd at least have bought you a drink.

Maybe give you some of my mustache, too.

Smooth and uniform, like magic!

Rita will never notice.

How long has she been gone?

She didn't even check if her customer arrived.

Don't worry about Rita.

Maybe Mr. Tutu has his hands full.

Hey!

Are you looking for trouble?

$100 if you shave your mustache.

-Really? -Yes!

Yolande, look who I met at the orchard!

Hugo!

You know him?

Yes! Two years ago, we hired an ex-convict

to help with the hay.

Do only convicts work here?

Subtitling: Hiventy