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Now, all these are the outdoor cameras, up here?

These would be the outdoor cameras.

Are those, like, spotlights?

They're not spotlights. They'll give you vision at night.

They're not gonna be...

- It's not a spotlight to shoo away... - Freeze!

- Yeah. - All right.

- Could maybe... - Do you have that?

It would be a custom rig.

There's... We don't have...

That's all right. How much do these run?

Hi, Lisa, it's Hugh from Fitness Singles.

Yeah! How are you?

Ah, not much.

Just callin' to confirm, uh... you're still up for tomorrow night.

I made reservations.

Yeah, man.

I'm super excited.

I'm sorry we're not workin' out together.

Let's... Maybe a dinner first

and then, I don't know, see where that goes.

Maybe work it off.

Okay.

Yeah.

I will. I'll send it over the app.

Um...

Uh, yeah, I'll just have to...

Hey, Hugh.

- Hey, Perry. - Um...

I got a surveillance today,

and I need you to cover it, it's, um...

- Me in the field? - Yeah, you in the field.

I know you've never done it, but it's a domestic case.

You're just gonna go in a neighborhood, watch a house.

It's a guy. The wife hired us.

He stayed home from work today.

So it was unexpected, and she doesn't know what's up.

- She thinks someone's coming over... - Yeah.

... or he's leaving the house.

Okay, so just pull up...

I don't know how to do it. Right in front?

- Or a couple houses down? - No. You don't want to be seen,

but you want to be close enough to see the house

and far enough where you're not gonna alert them.

I have a date at nine.

Uh, if it's over before then, I'm all in.

- Yeah, no problem. Um... - Okay.

If he's on the move, I tail?

Yeah, there's an instruction booklet.

You'll just read it, it won't take long.

- Okay. - Uh, you'll have a log,

I'll give you a log sheet,

and you'll call me, my phone will be on.

Just reach out to me if you have any questions.

- I'm in, man. - All right.

- Yeah, I got this. - Yeah, so, let me get that to you.

and I appreciate you filling in for me, all right?

- Thanks, Perry. All right. - All right, thanks.

Thank you.

Yes.

This is RadioLab, and today, evil.

Although, I don't know if that's the right word for this next thing.

Yeah, it's sort of more complicated.

When you call someone evil, you're done with them.

- Yeah. - But there's been a fellow...

I've been thinkin' about him for most of a year, as you know.

- Mm-hm. - He's such a puzzle to me.

♪ All my friends say ♪ ♪ That I went crazy ♪

- ♪ Since I left you ♪ - Oh, fuck.

♪ Call me, baby ♪

Look who decides to come out of his house.

Fuck.

Shit.

Perry, it's Hugh.

I was at our guy's house, he came out...

took off in his Jaguar.

I lost him about maybe five or six blocks away from his place.

I looked around. I can't find him. Uh...

I'm just gonna kind of regroup, maybe go back to his place, camp out.

If I see him, I'll give you a call.

If not, I'll probably give it two hours

and then I'll take off from there.

- Hey, man. - Hey.

I need a pack of your cheapest cigarettes

and a pint of your cheapest vodka.

You got it.

That's gonna be 22.50.

Thank you.

I run out of the bodega, I get in my car.

He hightails it to the beach, I end up at the lakeshore.

He goes out, pops off the top, just starts suntanning, right?

So I... I'm just sitting there in the shade

watching this guy bathe, right?

I didn't get a promotion, but

I showed...

Perry, my bo... the...

Yeah.

You give me a guy, and I'm gonna be fuckin' on him.

You know? Even if I lose him, I'm gonna find him.

You seem anxious.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm just not used to, like...

... dating someone so fit.

All right.

Have some... You should probably get some water. Yeah.

- Aaah. I'm sorry. - Well...

I had a really good time. Thank you.

- Me, too. - Yeah, so...

You think we could ever, like, maybe do it again or...

- Um... - ... work out together or somethin'?

- I don't know. Um... - Uh...

- I'll spot you. - Probably... Probably not.

- Really? - But thank you.

It was nice to meet you.

- All right. - Yeah. Thank you.

- You take care of yourself, okay? - Yeah.

Do yoga. Yoga would be good for you.

- Okay, I will. - Bye.

Jesus.

So are these all motion activated or continuous?

Uh...

- A lot are just motion activated. - Right.

But some are both.

This one here, if it detects motion, it's gonna start recording.

- Yeah. - Goes back ten seconds or something,

- to catch the beginning of the moment. - Cool.

Can I look at that one as well?

- You want the charger? - Yeah.

Does that also charge my phone too?

Yes.

- Hey, Hugh. How are you doing, man? - What's up, Alex?

Uh, I have an installation tomorrow at nine a.m.

I was wondering if you can just cover that for me?

- Yeah, buddy. Everything all right? - Yeah.

Yeah, I just have a doctor's appointment I have to get to.

You bet. 9 a.m.?

Nine a.m. sharp.

Thanks, man. I appreciate it.

- Perry! - Yeah?

Hey. I just wanna say thanks

- for the other day, man. - Oh.

Yeah, for giving me a shot out in the field.

No you helped us out,

- so I appreciate it. - Yeah.

I mean, I felt alive

- for the first time in a long time. - Did you? Alive?

If you ever have any more detective work or anything like that,

maybe just keep me in mind.

- Sure. I will. - Just planting the seed.

- Thanks, Hugh. - Thank you, Perry.

How are we lookin'?

So far, so good.

Cool, you need anything? Need a water?

No, man. I'm good.

This one's just about to go up, though, and I need to position it.

I'm looking either over the fence into the alley,

- or if you want... - You can do that,

- but I wanna get inside the fence, too. - Sure.

- So I can see who's comin' in and out. - Great.

Are you havin' break-ins?

Aah, no, not so much.

You know, my daughter's back from college.

Last summer, when she was here, we had a... rough summer.

So I'm just getting prepared, so I know what's going on.

I trust my daughter.

She's a great kid. It's just she... she gets excited about ideas,

so I wanna know what's happening.

- Sure. - She's a good kid.

- Yeah, okay. - All right, thanks.

Often, they don't know I'm watchin' 'em.

But if they're runnin' a big enough racket...

they kind of have their eyes scannin' the scenery.

- What kind of money is in that, though? - Uh...

Well, the money comes once you own your own company.

- Mm. - Or you're a licensed PI

and you're getting routine work and clients.

- One for... - How many times have you done a stakeout?

- For this new company? - Mm-hm.

Just once.

But if you're kinda lookin' for somethin'

and don't know how to find it...

guys like me, we find it.

- Kind of. - Or if you're trying

to creep on girls you just met.

That's all right, though. I mean, I guess...

I just...

I'm joking. It's fine.

Fuck, okay.

- I'm sorry. - No, it's... Relax, you're fine.

Let's... Let's move on. Um...

What did you go to school for?

Or did you? Sorry, I didn't even ask.

Uh... I... I dabbled in computers a lot.

Just on my own. Self taught.

- My brother did something similar. - Really?

Yeah.

He works in, uh, special forces in the military.

Well, that's not quite what I did, but...

- much respect. - Hm.

Do you have siblings?

No.

It's just me.

Shocking.

This is not to say that you've never been eavesdropped on,

but I could say right now you're a hundred percent clear.

- What did you say your business was? - I'm a dog groomer.

- Yeah. - Dog grooming business,

but, uh, one of my employees is definitely stealing from me.

- Okay. - The till keeps comin' up short.

- I need... - Excuse me, Hugh?

- Yes? - When you are done with the customer,

will you please come to my office?

- Sure. I'll be right there. - Thanks, I appreciate it.

- Sorry. - I need somethin' to catch him red-handed.

I mean, you know, Perry, we're in a tough spot.

- No, I agree. - I have to get the footage for the client.

- I know. - I don't think we have another option.

- Come on in. You know Lindsay? - All right?

- Yeah. - Hey, Hugh.

- Hey, Lindsay. - I'll take care of it.

I'll talk to him.

- How are you? - I'm good, man. What's goin' on?

So I've got this assignment. I know you did a case last week for us.

You did a good job on it.

- Thank you. - It's another, uh, investigative case,

and I thought, you know, you might be interested.

- Yes, sir. - It's involving the BDSM community

and I don't know if you're familiar with BDSM.

Yeah.

Bondage...

sex, masochism.

- Right, exactly. - Yeah.

I'm familiar.

I... I don't know exactly what's gonna happen,

because, you know, it's gonna be a very fluid situation.

Uh, we've got this invitation to this party.

It's not a typical surveillance, so I wanna give you kind of a...

Uh, making sure you're comfortable with it, number one.

I... I have... I got no moral problems...

- Good. - ... cars, just...

parkin' up,

surveilling, whatever it is.

If it's...

a cheating husband, if it's BDSM...

- Okay. - I can watch, yeah.

Well, um, you might have to do a little bit more than watch.

Uh, you're gonna play the role as a submissive.

You know what that means?

I know what it means. I've never done it.

And I don't know how.

- Okay. - But I will find out for you...

- tonight. - Okay.

Well, that's good. I mean,

research it, we'll pay you for your time, because it's...

Do you have, like, a... a manual or literature?

I don't... I don't have any manuals on it,

but, uh, I'm sure the internet, you know, just search it.

Um, the women at the party,

they're gonna be the dominant.

So you're the opposite.

You're listening and doing whatever they ask you to do,

and, you know, whatever that role is.

- Yes. - So...

- You're okay with it? - Yeah!

- Oh, good. - I'm in.

Lindsay's got all the information.

She's been leading this investigation.

She got the invitation, and you're gonna go as her date,

but I just want to make sure you're comfortable with the role.

Is she?

Um...

Well, yeah, she's...

Will she be... She's the one that will dominate.

Um, well, I don't know if she'll be the one dominating you for real.

I mean, you guys will play act

- or do whatever you need to do, but... - It's all an act.

Understood.

- You're good? - Yeah.

- Okay, great. - Yeah, I'm in.

- Awesome. This really helps us out. - Sign me up.

- You've... - This is right up my alley.

- Oh, it is? - Yeah.

- Oh. - I mean, not yet...

but I've always wanted to go down that alley.

Okay.

Harder. Harder.

Harder. Harder.

Harder.

Harder.

Harder.

Harder. Harder.

So we got our client, Roger, here, right?

Uh, Debbie...

Adam.

Make sure you get a really good look at these pictures again, okay?

They'll look different at the party.

They'll be wearing different outfits.

Um, he might be covered, he might be wearing a mask.

- Watch on the wrist. - Uh-huh.

- Cuffs over. - Right.

Slide it back,

- just like a little shutter window. - Perfect.

- Like that. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - You wanna get a really good shot of them.

Okay? We're gonna have to get that coverage.

I'm gonna have a camera as well on me.

Uh, so we'll try to cover it from both sides.

I'm really gonna be in charge once we walk in there.

I've brought you to the party.

I'm the dom, you're the sub, and you just...

you have to follow my lead.

- I'm your toy all night, but... - Mm-hm.

What if it hurts...

and I want you to stop?

Um...

You're gonna have this collar as well.

Um... We'll make sure that you're... adjusted to that.

- You might get a leash as well. - You're ready?

You're not gonna file any kinda sexual harassment suit against...

We're on the same team, guys.

No... I don't even know how to file a lawsuit.

Okay. You just follow my lead, okay?

- Yeah. - Do what I say.

Yes, ma'am.

Great. He's already in that...

- You're gonna be awesome. - Thank you, ma'am.

- Okay. - Did that sound right?

Yeah, that sounds...

Yeah, let's go.

All right, jackets off.

You look really good.

Thanks. So do you.

- Thanks. - Okay, let's get this on you.

And don't forget to call me "Mistress Lesley."

I got it.

Let's do it.

- Hello. - Hello. Welcome.

- You must be Lesley. - Hi.

I'm Mistress Amelia.

Welcome to my dungeon.

My slave will take your jackets now, and your purse if you'd like.

- I'll keep my purse. - Yes, Mistress.

- Thanks, buddy. - This is my slave, John.

- Hello. - Hi, Mistress.

Well, why don't I give you both a little tour?

- Great. - Follow me.

Now, this is the chamber.

As you can see,

we have some pretty dope shit happening in this room.

So, feel free to join in if any of that looks good to you.

This is the kitchen.

We have some refreshments, some snacks.

Please help yourselves.

This is also a good place for a little break.

And this is the domestic space.

So, why don't you two make yourselves comfortable,

make yourselves at home?

And if you need me or have any questions,

I'll be floating around.

- Thank you. - Thank you, Mistress.

We need to get me the fuck out of here.

Walk me out on this leash.

- No, listen, you're... - Just do it. I can't do this.

You're gonna be fine. You need to focus. Okay?

- Okay, let's go get that... - Yes, Mistress.

- Yeah... - Yes, Mistress Leslie.

Okay. Let's go find these two and get the footage.

One second.

- What? No. - Please.

- Thanks. - Come on.

I need to fuckin' eat.

I'm starving.

- That's them. That's them. - I know it's them.

- Yeah. - I'd recognize that guy anywhere.

Okay, so what we need to do is we need to infiltrate them

and get them to get us to join, okay?

- How do you join? Do you just barge in? - Just...

- Yeah, right there. Right there. - Okay.

Uh-huh... there.

- Oh, yeah. - Uh-huh?

Yeah. Ooh.

- Yeah? - Fuck!

Oh, I wanna come.

Not yet.

Oh... go on!

- Not yet. - Go on.

- I think we should... - Shh!

Be a good boy and don't talk.

Okay, this is gonna be tough. There's a lot of people here.

All right, we're just gonna have to wait

till we can get them isolated, all right?

Or else somebody's gonna notice what's goin' on, okay?

So just lay low, be patient, find a way in.

- Yeah, I got it. - Okay.

Everything going okay over here?

Wonderful. Thank you.

Good. Having a good time?

- Excellent. - Yes, Mistress.

She's beautiful.

- Can you please focus right now? - I'm sorry.

I can't con... I'm starving.

- I can't concentrate. - I'll tell you when you're hungry.

Yes, Mistress.

All right, let's go get a snack.

Thanks.

Can I squeeze behind you guys?

- Sure. - Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

- Hi. - Hi.

Are you guys new here?

Yeah. Yeah, we're new to the scene.

- How are you liking it so far? - It's great.

Yeah?

Oh, I'm, um... Mistress Lesley.

- Debbie. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

We were gonna go play in the other room. Do you wanna join us?

Yeah.

Yeah, we'd love to.

- Water. - Yeah.

I'm just gonna let my slave here finish his snack,

and, uh... we'll be right in.

- Good. We'll see you there. - Okay.

Okay. All right.

Make sure you get a good, clean shot of them in the act.

Okay? You feel ready?

- Yeah. I got this. - Okay.

- It's go time. - Let me just swallow this.

All right, just...

Swallow? Great.

- Let's do this. - Hey. I'm proud of you.

- For real? - Yeah. Let's go.

Hello?

- Hey! - We're here.

- Welcome. - Hello.

So, there are lots of toys. You can play with whatever you want.

Great, well, we're new to this, so maybe you can...

- Yeah. - ... help us get started.

The cross would be pretty good.

Why don't you put your back against it?

- Hey. - Hey.

- I'll grab one of these guys. - Mm-hm.

Bad boy.

Are you a bad boy?

I'm a bad boy.

- Yeah, you are. - You know what I have for you?

Oh, I sure do.

- Mm-hm. - Yeah.

- Your favorite. - Oh, fuck.

- Yes, please. - Kiss it.

Such a bad, bad boy.

What did I say about being a bad boy?

You said, "Don't be a bad boy."

I'm gonna have to put you in detention.

- 'Cause you're such a bad... boy. - No, Mistress.

No, Mistress, I can't stay in detention.

No, you're gonna have to stay after school

- every... - Oh, my God.

... single day.

Oh, shit.

I'll have to get permission from my mommy.

Say aah.

Say please.

Please?

That's it.

Say, "Thank you for teaching me."

Thank you for teaching me.

Thank you, Teacher Lesley.

A little back.

Yeah? More.

Mm-hm. More.

What a team, man.

- You were great. I was great. - Okay...

- We should be doing this more. - Yes. Just be cool, okay?

- All right. - We're outta here.

Lesley.

Are you both leaving?

We are, yeah.

- Well, I wanted to give you my card. - Thank you.

In case you wanted to come to the next party.

- Great. - Have a good night.

You, too. Thanks.

Thank you, Mistress.

- I'll take that. - Yeah, I bet you will. Let's go.

Have a good night.

He was amazing.

He took many for the team, it seems like.

- Yeah, he really did. - Yeah.

You wanted to see me, Perry?

- Great job! Great job! - Thanks, man.

- What can I say, guys? - You knocked 'em dead.

Hey, you were a really good partner.

- You showed me everything I know. - Well...

- So where are your bruises? - Phew...

I guess they're just kinda all up and down my loins.

Any BDSM case, you are on it.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

I really do appreciate it, Perry.

It was the night of my life in a lot of ways.

I just got robbed,

so I'm... I'm looking for just the biggest camera you have.

Bright lights.

I mean, I want motion sensor,

that the lights come on when somebody walks by.

Um, I just want people to know that they are on camera.

Like, I'm not foolin' around.

Absolutely.

I'm sorry you got robbed. That's horrifying.

- It's... yeah. - You came to the right place.

I've got a nine o'clock for Hugh.

- Your table's ready. - That's my date.

Amelia.

- Hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- Hi. How are you? - Great to see ya.

- You, too. - Table's ready.

Was it your first time at a party like that?

Yes.

I could tell.

I'm sorry.

- I'll be better next time. - No, that's okay.

I... I'm just so curious, like...

how do you know Lesley?

Sh... Uh...

Well, I, uh...

She's...

someone who I... I kind of work for.

She... Yeah. What I try to...

It's...

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