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All right, Wiggleworms.

You guys ready?

Are you ready to sing?

Okay, who wants to go on a bus ride?

You guys know this one, right?

♪ The wheels on the bus Go round and round ♪

♪ Round and round Round and round ♪

♪ The wheels on the bus Go round and round ♪

♪ All through the town ♪

What do the people do?

♪ The people on the bus go up and down ♪

♪ Up and down Up and down ♪

♪ The people on the bus Go up and down ♪

♪ All through the town ♪

Hey, guys.

- Hi! - Aw, that was fun.

- Yeah. - Love having you guys here.

- Thanks for being here. - Is it weird that I'm the only dude here?

- Yes, it's... A little. - No, no.

- Mmm-hmm. - It's nice.

I have a lunch break right now.

I don't know if you guys have plans. Do you...

- You go. - We have to...

- You go. - Are you sure?

Yeah, for sure. I... I'll put her down, feed her.

I have a client in two hours. Can you be back in two hours?

- Yeah. Yeah. - Catch up? I mean, I don't even...

I have to be back in an hour, so it won't even be that...

I love you. Thank you, honey.

- Oh, good... good... - Bye.

- Nice to see you. - ...to see you.

What did Old MacDonald have?

- Oh, a farm. - Yeah, right.

And a... a dog.

- Need to get that out of my head. - Get out of here, dork.

All right, good seeing you. See you next week.

- Love you. - Love you, baby.

- I'm just gonna grab my jacket. - Yes.

- All right, awesome. Cool. - Let's do it.

This is so awesome.

- Crazy, right? - Crazy.

- Yeah. - It looks so different.

Gutted, gone.

And this whole wall is gonna go away,

and behind this wall is 4,000 square feet

where we're going to have the restaurant, and bar and concession stand,

so you can actually bring your cocktails into the theater.

- That's so awesome. - Yep.

Didn't we see, like, My Best Friend's Wedding in this one?

- You remember that? - Yeah!

- That was a good night. - Hello!

That was really sweet of Tom to take the baby.

I know. He's a sweetheart.

He's really been giving me some... some mama time, which is great.

- It's inspiring. - Mmm-hmm.

I see you guys and I'm like, "Yeah, that is like something that I would want."

- You know? It's really nice. - Well, what about you? Any...

prospects? Anybody on the horizon?

Um, well, no. Not really.

I've been on four first dates, um, but I'm on... Because I'm on this app.

- Really? - Yeah, I did it. I finally did it.

- Really? - Yep. Do you wanna see it?

- Yes. - It's like a game.

You can just play it. You can pick...

- Oh, my God. - You wanna pick guys with me right now?

I've been so curious about this.

- It's awesome. - Everyone's talking about this...

I know. You just can, like, pick through these guys.

- So, there are... - What do you mean, you just pick...

- What do you mean... - There's thousands.

There's thousands of guys and you just...

swipe left, or right if you like them,

and then if I like them and then they like me...

They see my profile and they like me,

then... then we match, and then we can start talking.

Um, like, you text each other, kind of.

So far, I went on four dates.

And two were bar dates, like, a drink, and then two were coffee dates.

And how did they go?

The two bar dates... Oh, then I slept with them.

- The two coffee... I know. - Oh!

That's the difference between coffee and... and a vodka.

Nice.

Remember your core. Deep breath.

Okay, good.

- What is it, exactly? You buy... - Yeah.

- Do you have to buy it? You, what... - The app? No, it's free.

- Download it. - Oh, it's a free app?

Yeah, it takes like two seconds. It, like, uploads from your Facebook.

So how many dates are you going on with this thing?

Um, just whenever I feel like it.

It's usually, like, you know, two or three days a week.

- No way. - Yeah, it's great.

- Are you kidding me? - I'm not kidding.

- Okay. Head forward. Down. Chin drop. - Mmm-hmm.

Hey, that's a whole new... whole new world out there, huh?

- It's a brave new world. - Exact... Exactly.

The possibilities are, like...

- endless. - Endless. Yeah. Imagine. Yeah.

- There's, like, guys all over the place. - Uh...

Like, within a three-minute radius of her.

- Babe... - And she's getting it three times a week.

- Oh, my... - And she's cute, really cute. But, like...

- You won't even believe this. - What?

I just had this conversation with Annie today.

- No. - Yeah, she's on Tinder.

I'm so in love with you and I'm so in love with the way that we met, but like...

where was Tinder when we were dating?

I know, right?

What the hell? I can't believe we missed out on all of that.

- I know. - Not even a whiff of it.

- I know. - Nothing.

It was interesting to sit there with Annie and kind of swipe through people,

and, you know, you can, like, chat with them in the moment.

Right.

Like, it's... it's a little bit nerve-racking

and a little bit exciting and...

- Hmm... - Yeah, I mean...

Were you getting a little kick out of that?

I was... Yeah, I was. I was getting a little kick out of it.

- Wow. I like it. - I think it, you know,

could be something that...

might be fun to try ourselves.

Fun?

Don't you think it would be kind of...

exciting to maybe...

I don't know, maybe put up a profile, and...

see if we can... reel one in?

- See if we still got it. - Are you kidding me? Reel one in?

What are you talking about? You're crazy.

You wanna what? You wanna what...

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Brain explode.

Are you crazy?

- Are you serious right now? - I'm serious.

You want to set up a Tinder account to... For what purpose?

What, so we're, like, okay, sexy couple who is...

Seeking another woman.

My love.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see that one.

- Oh, no. - No.

- All right. - No, babe. No, no, no. Okay, wait.

- Gone. Hang on, hang on, hang on. - All right.

Do... do, like, a... Okay...

- What do you want? Sexy kind of... - Let's... let's do, like, a...

Yeah, like, more just, like, inviting.

- All right, inviting. - Inviting.

Wait a second.

Oh, I think that's nice.

I feel like it's just a little bit...

- Okay. Okay. - A bit conservative.

I mean, sitting at the... That's better.

I think we should change the location.

I don't... I think we should do the basement.

- The basement? - Yeah.

That is a total panty-dropper.

- Exactly. - Oh, my God!

- Pretend like you're having a drink. - Right.

- I'm just casually having a drink. - Like, we're, like, loose, cool.

- Okay, get it ready. - Okay. Here we go, okay?

Is this too, like, '70s porn star?

Um, it's totally '70s porn star,

- but then, we are in the basement. - Is that what we want?

Don't do this.

- What are we doing? - I mean...

Here, let me see.

- Mmm... no. - No.

Definitely not.

Have you imagined? I wonder what, uh...

- Mmm. - ...it would be like

having that in bed with us.

Okay, honey. Oh, come on.

We just need a little... a little lappy, lappy.

She's so fussy today, babe.

- Yeah, she just... - I mean, is there anything going on...

By the way, what is happening over there?

Uh... Mmm-mmm.

- You want it, bubba? Here you go, baby. - Not yet.

- Oh, yeah? Okay. - Some really interesting ones, though.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

Well, you better call me later if anything exciting comes along.

- Oh, I'll call you, baby. Don't you worry. - I'm like...

- Mmm-hmm. That's good. That's a good baby. - One, two...

- Look at that. - ...three, four...

Yes! Nice job!

Hey, Angela. How's it going?

- Hey, good, Annie. How about you? - Good, thanks.

Here we have it.

The main attraction.

It used to be an old vaudeville house in 1916.

And, uh, in the '50s, they converted it into two theaters and dropped the ceiling.

So it's the first time we've seen the original architecture since then.

Since the '50s.

And we're going to recreate the vaudeville stage

right up in front here.

How many seats will this auditorium hold?

- Three hundred and ten. - Really?

- It's a good size. - Mmm-hmm.

Feel free to look around and...

...we have the plans up on the wall here.

- Okay. - Have you got that?

I want ten each side.

- All right. - I'll be right back.

All right.

This isn't like...

let's walk Tom down a dark alley

and see what, like... This isn't a trap. This is like...

- No! - 'Cause I love you.

You know I love you and, like, I don't need anything else.

I'm so happy and...

I love you, too. It's not like that at all.

I don't know. I just think that it might be kind of fun,

- and that because... - Post-baby spice.

Post-baby spice.

I think we can do it...

- Uh-huh. - ...because we're solid.

- You know? - Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah. Yes. Yes. - Right?

Yes.

- Okay. - So solid.

- So, what do we... - Wait. So what do we...

- What? - So she swiped?

- He, what... How does this... - No. Okay, so...

- What happened? Are you... - Okay, she basically just said,

"Is it... is it legit,

- or is it a social experiment?" - Mmm-hmm.

- And I just kind of went... - What did you say?

..."A little bit of both, question mark, question mark."

- Nice. - And then she...

just sent some emoji.

- Uh, saying... - Yeah, what was the emoji?

Two girls and a guy.

- Yeah. - No.

And, uh, I just kind of did a thumbs-up.

So, I don't really know if it's...

You know...

I think she's game.

I just don't want to be the dumbass

- who is, like, you know... - But, you know, I mean...

I know. I know, and...

Like, is... is she...

- She's... - I mean...

I mean, she's great at singing "Wheels on the Bus."

I mean, is she...

Do you think she's, um...

- She's a little crazy. Yeah. - She is? Okay.

She's a little... little... Like, the good crazy.

- I think she'd be kind of perfect. - Yeah?

- Okay, pros and cons. - Right, pros and cons.

- Pros is we know her... - Mmm-hmm.

...we know where she's been, what she's been doing.

- Right. Good. - Yeah.

- That's... - We know that she's safe.

- Yeah. - So, like, it's a good place to land.

- Cons... we know her. - Mmm.

- She, like, is singing to our baby. - We're gonna see her. To our child.

But I think that she's just...

I mean, we're not gonna have to quit music class? I love that class.

No, no, no, no, no. You can still go.

- She's like... - You might look at her in a different way.

It's like X-ray vision.

Her boobs are gonna look really different to you, so...

But I just...

I just think that if...

- if anything, if anyone... - Yeah.

I think if we just talked to her,

kind of set some boundaries, see how she's really feeling about it,

and, you know, we'll... we'll figure out

- how we're going to do this. - I love you.

I love you, too.

Green?

I don't know. It's not my favorite.

- Bit drab? - Uh, yeah.

- Yeah, I get it. - You've got better.

Okay, we've got a... blue, Western, cowboy thing?

- Mmm, I like that one, yeah. - Mmm-hmm. Yeah?

- Okay, great. - I really like that one.

Is this what it's like to be single today?

- God, I don't know. - I mean...

- It's been so long, I totally forgot. - Green shirt? Blue shirt?

It's stressful.

Okay, so there's milk in the fridge if she wakes up.

- Just an ounce. Just a little bit. - Okay.

- You can warm it up, and, uh... - Yeah, yeah.

You've got our cell phones, right? We've both got our cell phones.

- Yeah, got both your numbers. - Text, call, anything.

- They'll be on the table. - Got it all, guys.

Really. You look really nice.

Are you guys, uh... Is it a date night? Or...

Yeah.

Okay. Well, have fun, you know. I've got it covered.

- Okay, thank you. - Excellent.

- You're the best. - See you later.

- Hi, there. How are you? - Oh, good. Thanks.

Can I get you something to drink?

Yeah, I'm gonna have the, uh... the fish one.

"Some days last a long time."

- Excellent. Be right back. - Thanks.

- It's gonna be fine. Easy. - Let's just do it.

If she's not into it, or you're not into it...

If we're not into it, we'll just have a cocktail.

If we decide we don't want to do it, it doesn't matter.

She'll be totally cool about it. Okay, let's go.

- Hi! - Hi. How are you?

- I'm good. How are you? Oh. - I'm good. Um...

- Hey, hi. Hey, sorry. How are you? - Hi.

- There's a table right over here. - Let me get the other one.

I'm gonna grab it before anyone else grabs it, okay?

- Here. Hand? - Oh, great. I'm gonna get my stuff.

- Okay. Is this yours? - Oh, yeah.

- Have a sip. It's really good. Yeah. - Yeah?

- Let's broach the elephant in the room. - Right? Right?

Let's just talk about it.

- Okay. Like, rip the Band-Aid off. - Right.

Okay. You're... We're...

And we want to make sure we're on the same page.

That's... that's how I feel.

- Yeah. Okay. - Okay.

- About what's... Why we're here. - So we're open.

We are, like... We basically love each other completely.

- Mmm-hmm. - Safe space.

- And, um... - We just wanted to...

I mean, we were curious and excited,

and when I... when I went through your Tinder,

I just thought, "God, this is something that we kind of missed out on,"

and at the same time, not that I'm sad that we missed out...

- No. No, we didn't miss out on anything. - It's just kind of a curious thing

- to be able to do together. - We just feel like it was

an interesting thing to explore because we'd never tried it before.

- Yes. - And then...

- So, you've never done this before? - No.

- Not... I mean, we've... - Well, not on Tinder.

- Well, we had a thing... - Had one thing.

- ...but it was a long time ago. - Oh, that time.

- You told me about that. - We were wasted. We were drunk.

- We were so drunk. - That was a long time ago, right?

- Loads of tequila. Yeah. - We didn't know the girl.

- Okay. - This is... I mean...

Well, that's the thing. I mean, because I do know you. I mean...

- Subsequently nothing. - We've known each other for so long.

I don't want to ruin... I don't want to be in the way.

- No, no. No. - Absolutely.

- Listen... - We don't want you to be in... No.

- This is about giving, loving, sharing. - We want it to be safe.

- It's a safe space. - Comfortable.

- Super comfy. - Yeah.

- Cozy. It's cozy and it's easy. - And above all, friendship is first.

- Friendship. And family. - Listen, this is, for us...

Friendship and family. And this is why

- we love that you are here. - Which we are... here.

- Because... - So, we're all on the same page.

We want to do this. We want to do this?

- Yeah! Let's do it. - Right?

- Okay, I should tell you... - You only live once.

...I have never done this. This is a...

- Okay. - Right.

It's something I've thought about, I've wanted to do.

You know, and then I see you guys and I'm like...

That's why I texted you. I'm like, "What? Is this, like, real?"

- Great. - So, yeah. So, okay.

- So this is all... We're doing it. - So, we're good?

- We're doing it. - Okay

I don't want her to see you, so just...

We'll sneak down to the basement, okay?

- Okay, got it. - But what if she...

If she sees me, I'll just say I forgot...

No, just don't say anything.

- Don't let her see you. - Just go that way. Just go that way.

- Hi, Hazel. - Hey.

Hi, Hazel!

- How are ya? How was she? - Good.

- Good. Uh, she was all right. - Great.

She, uh, was a little fussy. She woke up a few times.

She was up a few times?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Okay.

- Okay. - Um... Drinks.

Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds lovely.

Just let me know when you need me next.

- Yeah, will do. - All right.

- Sorry, we were a little bit later. - Oh, no. It's not a problem.

- I'll see you guys soon. - All right.

- Have a good night. - Bye, love. Bye. Thank you.

It's warm, but whatever.

- Who cares. We're a little drunk. - Honey, I just got to say

I fucking love you.

This is amazing. This is gonna be great.

Okay, guys.

Hazel has left the building.

Oh, good.

And Betsy is asleep.

Amazing.

- All right. - Baby, what do you want to drink?

Um... I'll take a tequila, I guess.

- Tequila. - I want to cheers.

I'm waiting to cheers. I want to cheers with you guys.

- Why spoil the habit of a lifetime? - I know, right?

Ice.

- I'm gonna go put some tunes on. - Okay, yeah. Good idea. Tunes.

- What are we in the mood for? - Cheers!

What are we in the mood for?

- This is a nice night. - I got one.

This is fun. This is really nice.

Yeah. Really nice evening.

No. No, that was...

- Yeah. Super. Yeah. - Let's dance. You wanna dance?

- Oh, yeah. That's nice. Yeah. - Okay, come on.

You seem to be into it, baby.

- She's so good at this. - No, yeah.

- Okay, all right. - I'm just so happy.

It was, you know...

Let's just get comfy and cozy.

- Take it step by step. - Okay, okay.

- How about you just, uh... - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, I have my shoes on. - Okay.

- Let's do that. - Oh, okay.

Okay.

That's it.

Hi.

Let me see you kiss her again.

Okay.

Will you do the honors?

My pleasure, darling.

Oh, here he comes.

Here he comes.

- Oh, shit. - Wait a second.

Maybe she's... She'll go back...

She'll drop back asleep.

Maybe she's gonna drop back to sleep.

- No. - I'll go. I'll go. I'll go.

You'll go?

- You guys... - Okay.

...just keep going.

I'll just...

- Have you got milk? - Yeah. Yeah.

- Do you need anything? - No. Just stay. I'll be right back.

Okay, okay.

Uh...

- Yeah. - Oh, God.

Drinks. You want?

Oh, yeah. Thanks. Cheers.

- Cheers. - To all of... all of that.

- Fun. Fun. - That's...

We... we shouldn't...

We should wait, right? We should...

We... we should wait for Lucy to come back.

- Yeah. We should wait. - Yeah, okay.

You're very... you're very handsome.

You're very beautiful.

You're really handsome.

- You're so... - No, you're really beautiful.

- No, I'm... I'm... - Yeah, you really are.

I'm not even... I... I don't even know... I don't know...

Okay.

Oh, we...

We should wait. We should... We should...

- And... ah! Stretch. - Uh-huh. Okay, okay, okay.

- Let me get it over like this. - Okay.

- What are you doing? - Oh, hi.

- Hi, baby. - Wait, what are you doing?

Well, she's got, like, a lower back pain, so I thought...

- Yeah, my back's hurting. - What?

She can go to a chiropractor.

Yeah, right. Yeah, but...

We're just...

- Hi. - Hi, honey.

- Hi. Hi. Hi. - Oh, we missed you.

- Hi. - Good position.

You're so beautiful.

Jesus, baby.

Oh, hey.

I'm gonna take this off, baby.

- Shit. - Oh, fuck. Wait. Wait.

- I'll go. I'll go. - Are you sure?

- Yeah. Yeah, it's my turn. - Yeah?

- Is it okay? - Yeah, no. I'm... I'm great.

- Are you... are you okay? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah. No, I'm good.

Let me see them. Yeah.

Oh, God!

- You and me, right? - I know.

So many years.

Okay.

Betsy...

Oh, yeah...

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- Okay. - Oh, my God.

What have you two been doing without me?

We've been waiting for you.

Oh, yeah?

Get up here.

Oh, my God. Come on.

- I'll go. - No, I'll go.

No, I'm the one with the baby. You just stay. You just wait.

- No, I'll go. - I got it. I got it. I got it.

- No, no, no, Annie. - You're having fun.

You're having fun. No, I... I know. I love her.

You're sweet. I got it. I got it.

- No. Really? - No, no, no. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Annie? - Yeah.

Is that cool?

- I love her. - I love her, too.

I really love her.

Not as much as I love you.

Come here.

Hey, Betsy!

I got you.

♪ Oh, my darling ♪

♪ Oh, my darling ♪

♪ Oh, my darling, Clementine ♪

♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪

♪ Oh, my darling Clementine ♪

- Okay. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God!

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

- Oh, my God. - Oh, baby, I love you.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are ♪

I love you so much.

I'll see you soon.

- Yeah. Music class. - I'll see you in class, or...

- Yes. Or something. Okay. - Yeah, we'll see you.

- You good? Okay. - Yeah, no. I'm... I'm great.

- You... All right. - Thank you.

- Call me tomorrow, okay? - All right. Okay.

- I'll call you. Okay. - You're the best ever.

Okay. Bye. Bye!

Bye.

Oh, so cute.

So sweet. What a cool girl.

- I know, right? It's perfect. - Right? Perfect.

And she's gonna be okay now, you think?

Of course, she's gonna be okay. Come on.

- She's gonna be fine. - You should send her a text or something.

- Mmm. - I love you, baby.

This is gonna be the best sleep of our lives.

Do you have the baby monitor?

Yeah.

- Oh, shit. - Oh, fuck.