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it's a house like no other where 51 cameras

follow your every move

and 74 microphones capture your every word

this is the Big Brother house

Tonight 14 men and women will enter this house

with one goal in mind to be the last one standing

they will live in total confinement

cut off from the outside world

every week the house guest compete for food

luxuries and most importantly power

each week they will vote to evict one of their own

until only one house guest remains

to claim the half million dollar prize

and tonight

six people have no idea what's about to happen to them

they will

each come face to face with the last person they would

ever want to see

and a strange father and daughter

who have not spoken in two years

bitter ex boyfriends one

sought vengeance

by turning all their friends against the other

and then

these two former high school best friends forever

but one tore them apart

find out tonight on Big Brother 8

good evening I'm Julie Chen

Tonight 14 house guests will embark on the journey

of a lifetime each

with the dream of walking away with the half

million dollar grand prize

but for some that dream will take an unexpected turn

before this hour is over the houseguests will learn

that some of them will be sharing the Big Brother house

with a rival enemy

or someone with whom they have unfinished business

how will this news affect the game

can the houseguests use this twist to their advantage

or will it be more than they can handle

we'll soon find out but first

let's take a look at the new house guest

just a few days ago

they were each surprised when they received their key

to the Big Brother house

oh my God

hey what have you got

I'm just cat

and the only person I'll be cheering for is myself

on and popping

I'm Nick and I'm gonna use this body for bait

I'm Eric

and no one's ever played this game like me before

your son making up some tricks on camera

I hope you're okay

oh my God

here we go right on

guess I'm in yeah

I got it oh my God

I'm Danielle

and don't underestimate this California girl

now it's official I feel sorry for those people hahaha

I'm evil dick

and the house isn't gonna know what hit him

oh my God I need to pack

I'm Jen and my body is not my only asset in the house

baby this is my key to a half a million dollars

I'm Mike

and I'm gonna feed the rest of the house guests

out of the picture

oh my God I have an hour to pack before I had to leave

Hairspray that's been Arizona place

is there people that smoke there

I am going to die he's daddy got no cigarettes

yeah I think I got enough to last for you

I'm kale and my family runs this little town

just like I'm gonna run the big brother house

you have an hour

oh my God are you kidding me

no oh Sammy

thank you so much I'm Joe

I'm gonna blow away the competition

hi I'm Carol

this senator's daughter

knows a thing or two about politics

I can't get it

oh my God

so bad

I'm Amber I'm a single mom from Vegas

I'm about to show you how this game should

really be played yeah

I'm Zach I'm gonna help think competition

oh it's for real

I'm Dustin and I'm gonna walk all over the competition

I'm Jamaica

I'm a very sweet person but don't get on my bad side

you'll regret it people's crazy religious zealot types

I have to bring my Bible like Hallelujah

this is gonna be great this one will mean a lot to me

be good don't pee on the floor when I get back

you're gonna be very rich I love you

hi

I bet they've never partied with the Kansas girl before

now that you've met the house guests

let's bring them out to meet each other

this is the very first time these

11 have laid eyes on each other

they're not allowed to talk to one another

until they're inside the Big Brother house

welcome house guest I'm Julie

check out the men and women around you

you'll be getting to know them very well

over the next three months

among them you could find a new best friend or not

but remember ultimately each of you is on your own

this is above all a competition

a demanding

summer long power struggle with only one winner

when you enter the house

you will have only one minute to choose a bed

by placing your bag on it

make your choice quickly but carefully

because several of you will not only be housemates

but also bedmates

you will enter in three groups chosen at random

the first group to enter the Big Brother house will be

Carol

Joe

Mike

and Amber

you may now go inside

oh my

God where are we going baby

oh there's so tall

here's two okay there

oh I want the round bag

oh tough choice

but a tall that's kind of fun for a big boy

I'm totally gonna this one Joe

over the top but you gotta love it

I'm Joe Amber nice to meet you Carol

Carol good to meet you Mike

oh God

look at it it's like a barn doll house Nick

Danielle and Jamaica now it's your turn

oh my God

I'm scared

hey hahaha

what the hell is this oh

that's hilarious you want that one

I saw the beds and I'm 6 2

the beds about 5 5

and I was thinking it would hinder my chances

if I was looking to invite a girl back to my bed

Amber Amber

Nick he's really

really attractive there's like sparks there

like for real

oh my God it's Anna Nicole's ghost

Kale

Jen

Eric and Zach you may now go inside

oh my God where are the

like many people

hold on I don't know about that

no way like that's ridiculous

like I usually sleep in like a huge king mattress

and I was like okay

there has to be something else

oh it's too bad

what's going on man Eric

how are you

I think every other guy in the house is 6 1 or taller

I'm 5 7 and I could care less

but there is something comical about these

giants towering over me Eric

what's going on so I think there's no more rooms right

so Jen I really like

didn't think like anyone was like attractive at all

like for guys wise like I don't know

like okay like almost attractive but like not

how come there's only 11 people

did anybody notice that I noticed that as well

I say there's more people coming in

I love this house this is the absolute best

oh my goodness I love these colors

it's like Alice in Wonderland

that has to be the theme of the season

Alice in Wonderland

it has to be

so can we do names again

I'm Amber I'm a cocktail waitress

I'm 27 and I'm from Las Vegas

and data I'm Carol

I'm 21 so I'm guessing I'm the youngest

oh and I'm still a student

I'll be a senior next year at the university of Kansas

all right next

I'm Danielle

I'm also 21 and I told everyone that I was 21

I have less than two months till my 21st birthday

I just didn't wanna be like

the one person who was underage

and I'm from Orange County

the women in the house are really hot

but

the choice between meeting girls and to play the game

I'm here to win so I'm Jen

so what do I do I don't even know what I do

I do too many things okay

I'm like the fun nanny it's for awesome kids

they're 10 and 13 and then

I'm a state manager for an estate in Beverly Hills

it's really fun Jen's definitely hot

she's definitely got a kicking body

um the body is definitely there

and I also of course since I live in LA

I do modeling and acting and hosting as always

everyone does

I find Jen very annoying to simply

I just don't feel like she's a person of substance

because of her enormous giant boobs

how old are you Jen oh

and I'm 23

I'm kale and I'm a real estate agent back home

half the town works for me

I did not want to tell them that I was a multi

business owner because if I am fortunate

and blessed to make it to the final two

they will say oh

she's already has enough money and I'm just shy of 38

wow

you have any children I do

I have 3 teenagers oh wow

yeah seeking of children

I have a little girl oh cool

I plan to win this game for my daughter

because she's my inspiration

I'm Eric I'm 27

even though I don't look a day over 18

and I'm from New York and an assistant in

like an advertising marketing sort of office

is that really all that exciting

I like I make photo copies and like file things

like it's not that exciting

I'm Joe and I'm from Chicago Illinois

for my job

I'm a receptionist to the children's hair salons

I got to dress up as Corduroy Bear one year

I would never want my kids to come to me

and tell me that they chose a gay lifestyle

I would probably be very heartbroken

my name is Mike and I'm a painting contractor

all right I am Nick

I am 25 and I'm from Minnesota

oh don't you know

you know you bet ya

hands down Nick is the most gorgeous

are you kidding me he is got great hair

he's a big ed person so he really cares about his body

I'm Zach I'm a graphic designer

I do web design I am Jamaica and I am 27

I am not used to being around all these white people

I definitely fell out of my element

and I'm from Maryland

okay come on

we gotta stand big brother up

good breezy summer yet oh yeah

the house guests are settling in

and started to feel at ease in the house

but they wouldn't be so comfortable

if they knew

that there are three other people in the house

right at this moment

but where are they and who are they

more on that in a few moments

and later another surprise twist

Doctor

Will may have been the puppet master in seasons past

but on Big Brother 8 you will be pulling the strings

will tell you how when we return

welcome back to Big Brother 8

11 house guests have just moved in

but they were not the first

to enter the Big Brother house

earlier today three other house guests moved in

and have been secretly living upstairs

but who are these people let's find out right now

hello house guest Dustin

Jessica Dick

I'm sure you're wondering

why

there are only three of you in the Big Brother house

just assuming that something's going on

well you're right you're not alone

there are 11 house guests downstairs

and not all of them are strangers to you

oh

each of you will be spending the summer with someone

from your past

yes haha

you could be an enemy or arrival

or someone you have unfinished business with

in short the last person you'd

ever wanna see in the Big Brother house

the good news is the other house guests have no idea

that you are in the house

and you're going to be able to watch their every move

and they won't be able to see you

I'll leave you now

to find out with who you'll be spending the summer

oh I don't see anyone

it's my ex

he's wearing my shirt and I'm wearing his shirt haha

oh he's very manipulative

oh really yeah

he has gigantic nipples

oh my God that's mine from high school

big time

oh there's my daughter that

my daughter that hasn't talked to me in two years

oh God I'm sorry

I could give up because how it goes is how it goes

and I can't change that way

how are you gonna feel about kicking her out

oh oh

any of you guys my mind

I just meant like talking to her again after no

I have no but I honestly I sent her emails all the time

okay just ignores me

so it's a matter of her not talking to me

so I think you are so much like Anna Nicole Smith

I think she's beautiful and gorgeous wonderful

look how cute she is

maybe this will be good for you guys

maybe maybe

maybe not maybe will be good for all of us

not think it's gonna be a make or break thing

the beef between Joe and I is bad

it's always bad bad

not like fighting this fighting

no oh wow

there's a long hesitation

yeah I mean

there were some shoving some pushing

oh really yeah

and he slept with my friend oh

how do you think he's gonna react

he's gonna smile

some smirky sociopathic smile like this like like oh

hello

okay I have a question

does anybody have any pet peeves

straight people just kidding

I'm sure we all have some

so you guys haven't spoken in three years

no she owe me $5 one time $5 well

you know wonder when you're 14 $5

you know but like

you can't stand her not saying

we're from the same small town

she talked a lot of smack and I'm just not

I wasn't really into that see

I just don't know what to expect from Carol

because like well

I mean you guys haven't spoken in three years

so like and like your biggest petty argument was $5 so

no no no no

I mean like high school high school

but I mean you know

girls in high school they're catty bitches yeah

I mean we were at each other and said

we just went our separate ways

is that is that a ring is she engaged

that's her right

because I'm sad because she is not loyal

I'm sorry it's just lose the beef

you lose the beef I want that $5

I do

hello house guest oh

hey Jay

so how are you enjoying the house so far

I love it it's beautiful

you may think

the 11 of you are the only ones in the house

but in fact

there is another group in the house with you right now

and they have been watching your every move

yeah like those bastard oh

and by the way your first head of household

competition will be happening shortly

it's gonna be a fun one

we leave we go search

I thought it was unusual to have people spying on you

and we didn't know what

role they were going to play in the game

I guarantee you

there's a another set of people and they're older

I guarantee you I think it's gonna be something creepy

you something crazy is gonna happen

I've heard people saying

who they possibly think it could be

but I honestly have no idea who it could be

I don't know if I like this position of here

you know hey

at least it's asking that we know we're walking into

they don't know yet maybe it's just Jesus please

you wanna go fishing Joe

I love this Jean shorts

I like I was gonna say that's pretty sweet

I'm loving it I'm loving it

that's my shirt this ass is ruining my life

welcome back to Big Brother 8

it's time for the first head of household competition

free from the threat of eviction

the Hoh is awarded special privileges

including their very own private room

but with these perks comes the ultimate responsibility

the head of household must nominate two housemates

for eviction

only the 11 house guests downstairs will be competing

who will be the first Hoh on Big Brother 8

let's find out wow

that's beautiful

wow I figured they would

it's huge

houseguest the power is up for grabs

it's time for the first head of household competition

when I give the go ahead

you will have 30 seconds to choose a partner

and stand in front of a mushroom

the person who cannot find a partner

will not be eligible to compete

choose your partners now

when we split up into teams

I basically manhandle Joe

I grabbed them and I say you

you with me that is yes that's right

but I mean this poor bastard over here he's like

Nick I'm sorry

but you will not be participating in this competition

please take a seat on the log

the partnering up didn't go down so well for me

but it was good in the sense that

you know I didn't want to win the first

head of household competition

because I kind of wanted

lay low and mingle with everybody

the first we can really get to know him

Tonight's game is called Mushroom Madness

I don't care either

houseguests seated on the stumps

you'll be asked a series of true

or false questions about your housemates

every incorrect answer will cause

your partner's mushroom to spin faster

and faster the team who stays on their mushroom longest

win the competition

and one of you will become the first head of household

I told her not to get head of household

I'm gonna be upset

I need everyone to kneel on their mushrooms

we're going to start those mushrooms spinning

I had every intention from start to finish

to throw the competition here's the first question

true or false at least

5 of you have admitted to having cosmetic surgery

true

the correct answer is false

only 2 admitted to cosmetic surgery

figure there was a few boobs really

I'm sorry Amber

Carol's mushroom is going to start spinning faster

true or false

more than half of you said

you would give up your best friendship for $500,000

answers please

the correct answer is false

this ever girl

she hates her partner

4 of you said you would give up your best friendship

that's one of them it would take a really

really strong person to

turn away a half a million dollars

Carolyn Joe

both of you get a spin even faster

as I spun around on that mushroom

my knees hurt my ankles hurt

I don't sit like that

I'm not incredibly flexible on my nether regions

true or false more than two of you said

you would not give up your seat to a pregnant lady

on the bus

the correct answer is false

I started going out of my way

to try and get the questions wrong

and I was getting them right

only one of you admitted that you would keep your seat

everyone got it right Jen

you're the only one who got it wrong

Zach you're about to spin faster

true or false more than three of you have admitted that

you are members of the Mile High Club

the correct answer is false

I'm sorry Jamaica

you got it wrong Joe

you're gonna spin faster

only one of you claim to have a membership card

true or false more than half of you said

they would have no

problem starting a malicious rumor about someone

the correct answer is true

Amber Eric and Jen

you all got it wrong Carol

Kale and Zach you're about to spin faster

oh my God okay

I'm falling I'm falling

she's falling she's falling

what

oh my God okay no

I'm done I'm done

and Carol's down Carol

you and Amber are eliminated from this competition

whatever that was on a slip off

this is your enemy right

that's why you're talking yeah

I don't wanna be the first one

Zach you and Jen are eliminated from this competition

I definitely think that

it was hard for Zach to sit on the mushrooms

since he's like 6 5

obvious from the start that this might be a problem

there are no more questions

but your mushrooms will continue to spin faster

this now becomes a battle of endurance

good luck

oh my God

that would give me like a heart attack oh man

you got this

uh oh hang on Mike

uh oh

hang on Mike you got it

and Mike is down Mike and Danielle

the two of you eliminated from this competition yes

please join the other side of the log good job Mike

and Kale Eric Jamaica and Joe are left

and Joe wants the Hoh

I did not want Joe to win the head of household

competition I can't trust him as far as I can throw him

and probably for the same reasons

shouldn't trust me either

welcome back to Big Brother 8

the first head of household competition

of the summer is underway

let's see which team comes out on top

Kale Eric

Jamaica and Joe are left and Joe wants a H O H

I mean it is for $500,000 hello

come on guys hang in there

cranking it up they're gonna go into warped feet

I guess they never miss huh

oh is Joe is down

when Joe fell off the mushroom

I was kind of happy

he just kind of laid there on the grass

and made a big deal out of himself

trying to be the center of attention

you and Jamaica have been eliminated

making kale and Eric the winners of this Hoh

competition

there is no way in hell

I wanted to be one of the last two people standing

there

I don't want to go anywhere near ahead of household

I can't I can't my legs are killing

Cal and Eric

congratulations on being the last team standing

now only one of you however

can be the head of household as you know

there is another group of house guests

currently hiding in the house

everybody take a bath now

I have another piece of information

about these house guests

because they were isolated from the rest of you

and were not allowed to compete for head of household

they are safe from eviction for this week only yeah

but they are not totally without a voice tonight

they have been watching you

and your faith is in their hands

they will decide which of you becomes head of household

they should give it to Gal

she honestly if they're watching now

give it to Cal she spun on the thing

I was desperately trying to deflect this off of me

give it to her she deserves it

who didn't get out of the seat for a pregnant lady

was it one of you that would be me

because I've been pregnant three times

and no one ever gave her so was you

so I'm like no

it was the one person that's been pregnant three times

I love it give me back to them

child bearer is the right thing to do

I feel scared that people are gonna like

jump out and die

okay house guest yeah

the power is in your hands

very nice you must choose the first head of household

yeah so we're gonna we're gonna pick kale just because

you know she did the work

she did all the work she did a great job

she got shot in the face with all that stuff

right on kids kale

thank you house guest

I will let your housemates know what you've decided

right on thank you

congratulations Cal

you are the first head of household of Big Brother 8

I'm the first head of household and Big Brother 8

but now it's gonna be really stressful

because it's very hard to pick from the original 11

because I like everybody yeah well earned

and we really don't care who you nominate but hate us

when we heard

the three people upstairs were safe from eviction

I was kind of a little bit disappointed

because all of a sudden

we were at more of a disadvantage of being voted up

I don't feel comfortable with kale

being the head of household

I really don't know who she's gonna put up

I definitely feel threatened by it

I came in here not trust anybody

I still don't and I don't know who's working together

or who's doing what so not sure yet

welcome back to big Brother 8

three houseguests are upstairs

watching their housemates every move

it's time to bring these two groups together

now I'm sure

you've been wondering about the housemates

that have been watching you from upstairs

well it's time to find out who they are

you've been warned to expect the unexpected

this summer on Big Brother

some of you will be sleeping with your enemy

literally oh yeah

yeah that's

because when your three

new housemates walk down the stairs

some of you will see a familiar face

those who do

will be confronted with a person from the past

it could be a rival

an ex or simply

the last person

you'd ever want to be locked in the house with

for those of you about to be reunited with your past

will you let your personal history hinder your gameplay

or can you use it to help your strategy

how it plays out is up to you

your other housemates will join you shortly

oh I don't think

oh my God so who has an enemy

who thinks it's their enemy

um I do and I think I know exactly who it is

this is gonna be my ex boyfriend Dustin

I don't freaking trust this man

here's my quick 30 second story

somehow immaculate conceived gonorrhea what

oh my god it was negative you

I don't know from where somehow I didn't cheat

I didn't get it but somehow I had gonorrhea

my boyfriend swears he didn't cheat

where's he didn't cheat to this day

swears he did not cheat

is he forgetting that you're watching

oh my God way to air your dirty laundry

I mean

first night in the house and you're dropping gonorrhea

not only about Dustin but about yourself

I was completely grossed out

I destroyed his entire life

I went through and annihilated all of his friendships

I've done horrible things to this guy

I'm you are hated yeah

yeah Joe will not be pleasant to be around

if that rival is here I'm just sitting here thinking

all hell's gonna break loose hey who else

I'm really scared that

someone's gonna come into this house that knows me

and blow my whole cover

that I'm a multi business owner

and not just a real estate agent

I'm only 21 I don't really have a history

I really don't think it would be one of my rivals

I have like one from seventh grade

who's your enemy it would be ex roommate guy or girl

girl girl

you've been talking about the roommate

I hope that I do not have a rival entering into his

big brother a house

Danielle's not saying a word

Danielle's is locking her lips

I think that my dad is going to be coming in

we don't get along very well

but I haven't told anybody that

I'm pretty sure that's who it is yet

cause I don't want anybody to know everybody

seriously everybody

let's please the first original 11

if any of us win Hoh

in the next few weeks

let's get these people out of here

original 11 you guys screw anyone upstairs

whatever you do simple advice

don't let this good game up yeah

no I already know it's not worth it man

houseguests

the time has come to say hello to your new housemates

hello

oh they're coming out down the stairs

haha oh my God

I'm Jessica hi

we've been wanting to come out and play

hello Danielle

what's the story Morning Glory

Danielle is my daughter oh

and Danielle hasn't talked to me in two years oh

it's nice to meet you I'm dick I go by evil dick

Justin

hi guys I'm Dustin

Jamaica nice to meet you no

hi Danielle

nice to meet you definitely turned into a summer mood

you know because Joe is kind of the happy go lucky

I know he's kind of disturbed

I don't like this

I want as soon as possible to have him removed ah

like ah haha

you guys been here for a while

no I'm fine

sorry Huggy

it's just like sweetheart would like

I know he's gonna come in here and like

try to make my life miserable so

but he won't be here long

if you don't want him here long

he won't be here

this is gonna be a crazy and interesting summer

welcome back to big Brother 8

do you ever find yourself shouting

at your favorite houseguests

on the TV screen

because you know they're about to make a fatal mistake

if so we have a twist just for you

because for the first time in big brother history

you America

will be in the house

one of our house guests is called America's Player

this person will follow your instructions

throughout the game

everything from who to get out of the house

to who to make out with in the house

it's time to be America's player

so it looks like I'm gonna be America's player

welcome to reality TV's first alliance of 10 million

I couldn't be more excited

we're gonna pull off reality TV history

we're gonna win this thing

I'm gonna do this for the online bloggers

the live feed watchers

and everyone sitting on their couch for saying like

what a bunch of idiots

you guys are in full control of my destiny

in this house

you're gonna be able to tell me who the vote for

who the target for nomination

your wish is my command

I'm here to give you guys what you want

I hope America realizes

this is a chance for us to be the stars of this show

and send every body else packing

if I lose

this will be the most meaning moment of my life

I am the quintessential big brother player

I got the brains I got the cutthroat skills

we're gonna have some fun

we're gonna bring it home America

now that you know the identity of America's player

here's how it will work

you'll be giving directions to Eric

every episode this summer

starting this Sunday

via text message or online at CBS dot com

you give the directions and Eric must follow them

and he sure to obey you

because for every five tasks he completes

he will earn $10,000

will you be able to lead Eric to the end

of the game and the half million dollar grand prize

this summer the power is in your hands America

and this is just the beginning of an exciting summer

the funds just getting started in the Big Brother house

will enemies bury the hatchet

I'll help you if you help me

or fight to the finish please get the out of my face

do I need to make myself any clearer

there are plenty of surprises ahead

oh my goodness tune in Sunday at 8

for your first chance to control America's player

let's hope for all of us

that we all can settle in for a long stay

you know plus

find out how the enemy's twist affects the nominations

it's horrible I'm sorry

sorry

then next Tuesday at 9 will the golden power of veto

save one of the nominees from the chopping block

no he's even coming here

like trying to make my life miserable

and we're back next Thursday at 8

for Big Brother's first live eviction

to the end this is it

the summer funs just getting started

on Big Brother 8

now you can see big brother like never before

get an uncensored look on big brother after dark

airing live each night from midnight to 3 a

m on Showtime 2

you can continue to follow the houseguests

every move by logging on to CBS

com and subscribing to the live 24 hour internet feed

and coming up next a special episode of Pirate Master

for now let's eavesdrop on the house guests

from outside the Big Brother house

I'm Julie Chen Goodnight

yeah

we went to this thing where we didn't talk for like

five years and then we started talking again

and then like

when we have gotten along and talked

he's been more of a friend

and he's a mean friend and I have enough friends

where I don't need a mean friend