Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(CROWS CAWING)

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey is called Takeaway.

Oh can | have a shower under that tap?

-No wet dogs in car. -Aw.

-Dad? -Yeah mate?

Where do rocks come from?

Uh...

Can we have some of your takeaway too?

Yeah!

You girls don't like spicy!

Oh, | like spicy!

You squirts wait here, I'll be two seconds.

(LAUGHING)

(CAR ROARS BY)

(YELPS)

(LAUGHS)

All right, let's bogey!

-Yeah! -Let's bogey.

Hang about...

Stay!

(LAUGHING)

(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

(LAUGHING)

Five more minutes kids.

They forgot the spring rolls!

(PHONE RINGING)

MOM: Hey babe, what's up?

BOTH: They forgot the spring rolls!

Oh, your dad and spring rolls!

They're just cooking them now.

Forget them babe,

the kids must be starving.

Not leaving without spring rolls.

Say see ya mum!

BOTH: See ya mum!

Well good luck!

Leave without the spring rolls?

Is she crazy?

(LAUGHING)

How long is five minutes?

It's one episode of Chutney Chimp.

So what are we gonna play?

We're gonna play Dad reads the newspaper.

Oh, can | buy juice?

What do these words say?

No idea kiddo and no,

there's a tap over there if you're thirsty.

(LAUGHING)

Please can | have a shower in it?

Don't even think about it.

(GRUNTING)

Dad can you help me?

(LAUGHING)

(WATER RUNNING)

Do you need a drink too, Bingo?

No I'm not thirsty.

Can | eat these plants?

No mate.

(TAP SQUEAKING) (YELPS)

Which way do you turn it off?

Why are some plants food, like lettuce

but other plants aren't food?

Well...

Dad can | play with these?

Just two kid, the shop guys need them.

How about three?

Two.

Dad, I'm thirsty.

But | just...

Ah, never mind.

(WIND BLOWING)

(YELLING)

Oh!

Quickly grab two more,

but hang onto them.

(CHAIR DRAGGING)

Aw, I'm starving.

Can | have some takeaway?

Of course, you can customer.

Welcome to my takeaway restaurant.

Please, do sit down.

(PATTING)

Get off!

Oh, thank you.

Here's the menu, Bingo.

You can have two,

in case you want lots of food.

My name isn't Bingo it's... uh...

Tapgo!

(LAUGHING)

Can | have this dad?

| need to write Tapgo's order down.

So ma'am, what would you like?

I'm just gonna check on the spring rolls.

I'll have some super spicy please.

Certainly, I'll just get that now.

Ick, wet menu! Oh!

(EXCLAIMING)

Uh, Tapgo I'm not sure you should eat it for real life.

But I'm hungry.

(SCREAMING)

Too spicy!

Ah, they're not ready yet.

Hey! My dinner!

Ah!

Too spicy!

Okay, okay come here mate.

How's that kiddo?

Good, but | need to do a wee.

I'm bursting.

Oh man, okay. Um...

I'm a walrus.

Excuse me. Oh Bluey, don't even think about it!

Where's the nearest toilet?

Ah, that's too far.

Bingo can you hold until we get home?

I'm bursting!

Okay, okay.

It's a bush wee.

-Dad? -Yeah mate?

Is everything in the whole world made of atoms?

Yeah, | think so.

Ah, | can't turn it off!

Bluey!

| only meant to turn it up a little bit!

Don't even think about getting under that!

There's water everywhere!

Bingo are you almost finished?

Not yet, it's a long one!

(CROWS CAWING)

Hey, get out!

No Mr. Crow, it's too spicy for you!

What will happen if we can never turn this off?

Get out of here!

The water will be up to the clouds!

Are you finished yet Bingo?

Almost.

(SCREAMING)

This is a really long wee Bingo.

Finished!

Get out of here!

Yeah!

(GROANING)

Dad?

Yes mate?

If grownups grow from babies,

and only grownups have babies,

who had the first baby?

Okay, forget the spring rolls.

Let's just get out of here.

Oof!

(GROANING)

Sorry, your spring rolls will be five more minutes.

What?

That's a whole other Chutney Chimp.

Sorry about the wait,

would you kids like some fortune cookies?

BOTH: Thank you.

What's happened out here?

BINGO: They're biscuits... (CRACK)

with a little paper inside.

And writing on the paper! What does it say?

It says,

flowers may bloom again

but a person never has a chance to be young again.

What does that mean?

It means...

it's shower time!

For real life?

For real life.

(LAUGHING AND SQUEALING)

Spring rolls are ready!

Oh great, just pop them on the table thanks!

No worries.

Aw, that looks fun.

(LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)