Original subtitles

(CHEERFUL HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SINGING) Mum

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Dad

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Bingo

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Bluey

(LAUGHING)

Ssh.

MOM: Bandit, I'm just having a quick shower!

Then I'll give you a hand cleaning the room.

DAD: All good, I've got it covered!

(LAUGHING)

Now where are those naughty kids?

(LAUGHING)

Yah!

Oh whoa, here they are!

Do that again! (LAUGHING)

Kids. No kids.

Kids. No kids.

Kids. No kids. (LAUGHING)

BLUEY: Let's play hotels.

BINGO: Yeah!

Oh no, not hotels.

BLUEY: This episode of Bluey is called Hotel.

(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHISTLING)

Oh Bingo, we have a guest.

| want to be a crazy pillow!

No, you're the crazy hotel helper.

Ah!

Hello.

No dad, you have to push the bell.

Oh, okay.

DING!

Ah!

| might just fix that bell's volume.

(LAUGHING)

There, let's try again.

Ding.

That's better.

Hello, how are you, we are very nice.

I'm good. I'd like a room please.

Well yes, we have some rooms.

One with a TV?

Oh yes, sure.

This way please.

Thank you!

Bingo, grab his suitcase.

No, my name is Lobadoba.

Oh yes. Grab his suitcase, Lobadoba.

| have an important cleaning job to do in the morning,

so it's very important that I'm not disturbed.

Oh, of course.

We have this lovely room.

It has the sleepy bunny like that and some toys.

Mm, no thanks.

We also have this room.

Mm, maybe too many computers and not enough beds.

And we have this room.

Hey! Do you mind?

(LAUGHING) Oh no, too stinky!

And this is the big room.

It has a bed anda TV.

Oh, and there's a lady in the shower. Is that okay?

This will do nicely, goodnight!

(SNORING)

Mm, this pillow isn't very comfy.

Yes it is.

Oh okay. (SNORING)

Ya ya ya!

Crazy helper!

Okay see you in the morning sir.

Yes, please see that I'm not disturbed until then!

Oh, of course. My helper won't be crazy at all.

Oh I'm sure she won't.

YAH!

(RESTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(NOISE MAKER BLOWING) (GASPS)

Bedtime is over now!

What?!

Ya ya yah! YAH!

Oh Flobber Dobber, | am terribly sorry about this, sir.

Well | should say so!

| have a very important meeting in the morning.

Do you need a crazy pillow?

No he doesn't.

This is very embarrassing,

it won't happen again.

Well please see that it doesn't.

(SNORING)

BREAKFAST TIME! BREAKFAST TIME! (POTS CLANGING)

Who wants bacon?

But it's the middle of the night!

Who wants my bacon!

Flobber Dobber! I'm so sorry sir.

This won't happen again.

(indistinct)

Well, night bacon does sound pretty good actually.

As long as I'm up | might as well watch the news.

Yeah the news!

Bluey, can | be crazy pillow now?

C'mon Bingo!

(SIGHING)

Try the TV again!

Okay, click.

Oh hello, | am the TV. Today on the news--

A wild storm keeps banging people's heads into the bed!

Oof! Oof! Oof! (LAUGHING)

Ha ha turn on! (LAUGHING)

Now back to the news.

We have thunder!

(MIMICS THUNDER) (LAUGHING)

Bluey, | want to be a crazy pillow.

No you're the news.

Argh!

And lightning!

(MIMICS LIGHTNING)

No, I'm not playing!

You're bossing me around.

Flobber Dobber, come back this instant!

Ah TV, always people shouting at each other! Click.

All right kid, I've got to get back to making the bed.

No dad wait, don't stop.

We have to keep playing, we're not finished hotels!

Well, you better sort it out with Bingo, kiddo.

You have to let her make some decisions too, you know?

Okay!

Don't start tidying.

Please Bingo you have to keep playing

or dad will stop playing!

BINGO: | don't want to play anymore!

Please!

BINGO: No!

Please!

BINGO: No!

Please Bingo I'll do anything!

BINGO: No!

Okay.

All right I'll play.

Really?

Yeah!

But | want to be a crazy pillow.

Okay.

Yeah, crazy pillow!

Hello sir, | have a new pillow here for you.

Oh! Thank you.

Don't worry, it's not a crazy pillow.

Well that's a plus! (GIGGLES)

My oh my, this is very comfortable.

And not wriggly at all.

Okay well, | best go to sleep now.

Night!

(SNORING)

(LAUGHING)

Ah! Tickly nose?

That's odd?

(SNORING)

(LAUGHING)

Hey pillow, get back here!

(SCREAMING)

Mm, now stay there, pillow.

And where's my blanket?

Ah, here it is!

(LAUGHING) Ah that's better!

(SNORING)

Tickle him! (LAUGHS)

Hey wait a minute!

Hey this is a crazy pillow!

Yeah!

I'm a crazy blanket!

Ah, runaway bed stuff!

Stop! I'll catch you with my... Ah!

I'm coming to get you.

Stop!

(HUMMING)

| thought you were gonna clean the room!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)