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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,680 Come on! Throw it. 2 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,680 Brother Vicky, today is Sister Vidya's engagement. 3 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,100 Are you serious? 4 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:18,310 Yes. When will it be my turn? 5 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,640 Let my turn come first. 6 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,970 Go work on your speech. Practice saying "S" to "F." 7 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:24,810 "F"! 8 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,810 Vicky, you're back. 9 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:28,270 No, this is my ghost. 10 00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:30,470 It's not funny. You've been gone for three days. 11 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,100 - Take the bag. - Okay! 12 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,180 Keep the food ready. I'll be there soon. 13 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,270 - Brother! Is the phone going to work? - Sir, I am… 14 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:37,970 - trying a new wire. - If there's no water… 15 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:38,970 - Uncle Babi. - Who is it? 16 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,560 Greetings. 17 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,310 The food counter hasn't opened yet. Come back after nine. Now leave. 18 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:44,520 I am not here for the food. 19 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,060 Aunt called me for henna art. 20 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,100 You guys don't just eat but also pack for home. 21 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:52,810 The cost is 70 rupees per plate. Do you know how expensive it is nowadays? 22 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:54,520 What's wrong, Aunt? Why are you crying? 23 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:55,930 God bless. 24 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,720 What's wrong? Did you run out of tobacco again? 25 00:04:57,810 --> 00:05:02,350 It's not the tobacco, it's your aunt from Jhansi who has passed away. 26 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,430 Who? Show me. 27 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:04,720 Ramkali? 28 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,520 But she passed away last year. 29 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:08,930 - Is it the same one? - Yes. 30 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,020 Unbelievable. 31 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,430 You guys are running a year late. 32 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,310 Well, mister, the process takes time. 33 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:17,470 You're always early when it's time for a bonus at festivals. 34 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,560 "Where's my bonus?" 35 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,310 What are you doing, ma'am? 36 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,850 - Spitting tobacco on me. - Get lost. 37 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:25,220 Thank God Aunt doesn't live in Agra. 38 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,770 Or she would have painted the Taj Mahal red. 39 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,640 Mister, any letters for me? 40 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,220 Your obituary will come directly in the newspaper. 41 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:33,850 Not before I kill you. 42 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:34,850 I was on a trip to Meerut. 43 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,930 Handling everything, from wedding to engagement. 44 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:37,930 And it took you three days? 45 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,770 They weren't ready to let me go. 46 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:40,930 Yes. 47 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:43,270 The women didn't let me go until I applied henna on each one. 48 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:45,600 In fact, the bride's aunt had no arms. 49 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:46,720 But that didn't stop me from applying henna for her. 50 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,390 If she had no arms, 51 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:49,890 where did you apply it? 52 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,680 Shoulders! 53 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,140 - I see… - Big bold stars. 54 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:58,140 She was looking like a cop after cleaning it. 55 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:01,100 I have a question. 56 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:04,140 I wasn't around for two days, and you fixed Vidya's engagement? 57 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:05,060 What's the rush? 58 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,520 We found a fitting match and gave the go-ahead. 59 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,560 - Is it? - Yes. 60 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,220 Tomorrow, if you find a fitting coffin, will you lie down in it? 61 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,220 - I will… - Shut up. 62 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:12,720 Are these your manners? 63 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,430 Greetings, Grandma. 64 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:16,020 God bless. 65 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:18,850 Vicky, quickly apply the henna on my hand. 66 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,930 Granny, your mouth's saying yes, but your hand is saying no. 67 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,560 And I only cater to the young girls. 68 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,020 Sonu's on it. 69 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,020 Mom. 70 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,350 Couldn't you find a better henna artist in Rishikesh? 71 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,100 There is no better henna artist than me in Rishikesh. 72 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:35,020 Taste this laddoo, Uncle. The chef made these in pure ghee. 73 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,390 Four laddoos for tasting? 74 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:37,930 Unbelievable! 75 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,270 Should have waited until the lawyer and I had children. 76 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:41,430 Mister… 77 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,850 - Yes. - Is this laddoo for tasting or a giveaway? 78 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,430 - I sent it for tasting, Uncle. - Vidya… 79 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,810 - What? - Why didn't you tell me 80 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,060 that your engagement is today? 81 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:52,140 How could I? You don't carry a mobile. 82 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:53,810 And you have to be here to answer the landline. 83 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:57,060 I've been repeatedly telling you to talk to Dad about us. 84 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,850 But you're busy applying henna on the hands of other brides. 85 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:03,270 Vidya, don't mix love with business. 86 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,890 Fine. Do you have a plan, or are you here for the free food? 87 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,600 - Try one, at least try one. - I don't want it. 88 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,770 - It'll spoil the taste. - Okay, okay. 89 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:16,600 Let Vicky taste it. Take a bite, Vicky. 90 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,140 I already tasted the pastry. 91 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,100 Pastry? 92 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,770 But it's not even on the menu. We didn't order it. 93 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:23,100 You haven't started with the henna yet? 94 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:24,720 I was giving tips to Vidya. 95 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,220 Since it's an arranged marriage, she's worried about 96 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:29,140 the husband's opinion about her. 97 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,720 Give her some good tips. 98 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,220 Her life depends on it. 99 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:37,390 You dwell in my dreams 100 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:42,970 When will you dwell in my heart? 101 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:48,970 You give me sleepless nights 102 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:52,930 When will you light up my days? 103 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,430 Now that we've met 104 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:04,220 My love 105 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,810 We'll talk about 106 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:12,930 The sweet nothings love 107 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,560 Love from the bottom of my heart 108 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,060 I swear 109 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:23,560 Now that we've met 110 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:29,350 My love 111 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,810 We'll talk about 112 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:38,470 The sweet nothings love 113 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,600 I've been waiting 114 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:46,060 I've been waiting for you 115 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:51,930 Without you, my heart had no purpose 116 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:55,470 My heart had no purpose 117 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:16,970 You're brighter than God's grace And his angels, you're brighter than 118 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:25,140 God's grace and his angels You're brighter than 119 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:29,060 God knows, everyone knows For you I live and breathe 120 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,180 Beyond this world, let us go 121 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,270 Somewhere far away, let us go 122 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:35,350 Leaving this work, behind, let us go 123 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:37,680 There is no stopping now Let us go 124 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,680 As long as you're holding my hand My heart will beat for you 125 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:49,930 As long as you're holding my hand My heart will beat for you 126 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:54,770 My love will be more profound 127 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:58,560 Than your henna 128 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,430 My love will be more profound 129 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:07,100 I've been waiting… 130 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,680 I've been waiting for you 131 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:15,470 Without you, my heart had no purpose 132 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,140 My heart had no purpose 133 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,430 Now that we've met 134 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:30,770 You're looking like a bomb. 135 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:32,220 Seriously? 136 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:35,350 People like us only lie in the court. 137 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:40,560 Even you are looking handsome. 138 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,560 I know. 139 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,680 Just last week, Mom came… 140 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,020 Oh, you live someplace else. 141 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,930 No, I mean I came down with chicken pox. 142 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:49,310 Oh, chicken pox. 143 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:51,680 Otherwise, my face has always been bright… 144 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:55,390 In fact, children insist on studying in the light of this glowing face. 145 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:56,770 What does that mean? 146 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,850 - I was only joking. - Oh! 147 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:01,930 Bittu, save the conversations for after the engagement. 148 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,220 Let's get on with the ring ceremony first. 149 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,390 Yes, start the ring ceremony. 150 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,180 See… 151 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,390 I even had your name written on my hand with henna. 152 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,770 That's so impressive. 153 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:14,720 Let me see. 154 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,020 V-I-C-K-Y. 155 00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:20,720 Hold on. 156 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,310 V-I-C… Vicky? 157 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,560 - Vicky? Who is Vicky? - Vicky? 158 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,520 Vicky! That bloody henna artist. 159 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,060 Hold on a second. 160 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,020 Vicky? 161 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:30,890 - Where is Vicky? - Vicky? 162 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:31,930 Why Vicky? 163 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,520 Vicky! 164 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:35,770 Look there. 165 00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,140 - Vicky. - Who is Vicky? 166 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,560 - Who is Vicky? - There… 167 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:39,680 What happened? 168 00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:41,430 Is the engagement done? Congratulations. 169 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,970 This isn't fair. 170 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:43,890 I apologize. 171 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,220 I know I had two extra plates of noodles. But it was delicious. 172 00:11:46,310 --> 00:11:47,770 You can have five extra plates for all I care. 173 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:49,890 But why did you write your name on my bride's hand? 174 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,680 - Wrote his name? - See, it's written… Vicky. 175 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,270 What is this, Mr. Bable? 176 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,520 Where are your manners, Vicky? 177 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,520 You wrote your name. Why didn't you write your surname? 178 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,680 - Vicky Bable. - Don't forget your address. 179 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,020 That keeps changing, son. 180 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:04,020 - That is not done. - Hold on, Mini Siddhu. 181 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,310 - What is the problem? - What do you mean? 182 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,220 Answer this… 183 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,060 When M. F. Husain makes a painting, 184 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,310 he signs his name underneath it. 185 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,520 And no one has an objection. 186 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:15,140 And everyone has a problem because 187 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,060 - a henna artist signed his art. - He's not an artist. 188 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:20,270 You actually think this talented lawyer is dumb? 189 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,970 Which talented lawyer? 190 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,310 - I was referring to myself. - I see. 191 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,810 And, Dad, I think this guy is playing games with us. 192 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,720 - Bittu. - You're unbelievable. 193 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:29,890 - I can't imagine you're saying this. - Saying what? 194 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,680 All I did was scribble my name, 195 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:35,020 and you don't trust your gorgeous, five feet seven inches, 196 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,270 fair-skinned, black-eyed, 197 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,390 - weighing 55 kilos… - That's 50! 198 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,390 Weighs 50 kilos, with B positive blood group 199 00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:41,350 and two beauty spots on her back, MBBS 200 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:42,970 - future wife? - Two beauty spots. 201 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,020 Okay, look at me. 202 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,520 Let me explain. 203 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,810 We are seriously not having an affair. 204 00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:49,020 There is nothing. 205 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,180 Nothing. 206 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,140 We only slept together a couple of times. 207 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,060 - Slept together? - Nothing else. 208 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:54,140 Slept? 209 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,060 - Slept in class? - Slept? 210 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:59,140 They were in class five when they slept together in class. 211 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,890 - They don't. - They are not having an affair, son. 212 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,140 - Not at all. - Are you for real, Uncle? 213 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,060 He knows every inch of her body. 214 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,350 He knows her height, her weight… 215 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,890 He even knows her beauty spots. 216 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,680 - What is this? - Do you take me for a fool? 217 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,390 - Unbelievable. - Bittu. 218 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:14,470 I'm not having an affair with this henna guy. 219 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,310 Spare me, lady. 220 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,270 I've seen dozens of cases like this one. 221 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,060 After the wedding, I don't want to be the guy who 222 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,770 wipes her tears while he smothers her lipstick. 223 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:23,810 Hey! 224 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,720 How can you be so untrusting? Preposterous! 225 00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:29,850 Do you have any idea how popular Vidya is as a doctor? 226 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:33,350 - We know. - If tomorrow Vidya is checking 227 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,470 her patient's pulse, 228 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,350 will he say they are holding hands? 229 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,560 If she rests her ears on his chest to check his heartbeat, 230 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,850 he'll say they are hugging. 231 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,020 - What is he saying? - And if it's a major emergency, 232 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,680 - and Vidya has to give mouth-to-mouth… - Vicky… 233 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:45,680 Stop it. Stop. I am still here. 234 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:47,310 I was only demonstrating. 235 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,680 Based on the evidence and witnesses, 236 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,770 - I am calling off this engagement. - Oh no! 237 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,100 - Bittu. - Listen to me. 238 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,430 I would settle for a maid than her. 239 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,640 Please don't call off your wedding for me. 240 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,720 Maid Chanda. 241 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,020 I'll punch your teeth with my elbow. 242 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:06,850 You don't have to believe every word I say. 243 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,970 I was saying figuratively. 244 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,970 - Let's go, Papa. - Bittu, listen to me. 245 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:11,970 - Bittu… - I don't want to listen. 246 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,350 - Get lost, you untrusting man. - Listen… 247 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:15,970 - Please, listen… - You're overdoing it now. 248 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:16,930 He's gone. 249 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,640 We spent a fortune on the engagement, 250 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:20,770 how are we going to recover it? 251 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,180 You're worried about your money and not your daughter. 252 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,520 There are no other auspicious dates for two years straight. 253 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,970 She will be lying around in the house like an object. 254 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:28,970 I won't marry some random guy from the neighborhood 255 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,390 - if no other date is available. - You must, child. 256 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,600 You must. That's a splendid idea. 257 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,640 Hold on! 258 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,270 - I had the same thought. - What? 259 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,520 The guy who spoiled her engagement 260 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,520 will now marry her. 261 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,720 You mean Vicky? 262 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:41,140 What? Hold on. What? 263 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,810 - Are you out of your mind? - Why? 264 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:44,890 I'm ready to pay for the extra plate of noodles and yogurt, 265 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,020 but I am not marrying her. 266 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,560 As if I was going to say yes. 267 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,220 - I'm not interested. - Me neither. 268 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,140 - Scram. - You scram. 269 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,770 - Get lost. - Wait. Wait. 270 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:52,770 Why are you two fighting? 271 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,890 This wedding is impossible. 272 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,270 - Why? - Marriage happens 273 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,850 between two people from the same level. 274 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,720 So they live on the same level as us. Are you forgetting? 275 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:02,600 Mom… I am a certified doctor and he's a henna artist. 276 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,850 And, father, you always wanted a government officer. 277 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:05,770 Absolutely. 278 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,680 Hold on a second. Government officers… 279 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,720 Even we artists want government jobs. 280 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,270 But there are no reservations for us. 281 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,350 Is this our fault? 282 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,890 He is right. 283 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:18,430 You will find dozens of cops, lawyers, and doctors in every neighborhood. 284 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,220 But a good henna artist is rare. 285 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,350 Forget it. 286 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,720 And let me tell you a secret, Aunt. 287 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,600 - Do tell. - These government officers 288 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,220 are so pretentious. 289 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,140 But we henna artists… 290 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,220 always show what we are. 291 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,310 Every time, the color we apply shines red. 292 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,390 Just like me. 293 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,430 And don't be under the impression that I want to marry you. 294 00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,140 This is for your information. 295 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,310 Enough, Vicky. 296 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,470 Father… 297 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:49,310 I never liked Vicky one bit. 298 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,810 But his words have changed my mind. 299 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,970 I've realized that a henna artist 300 00:15:57,470 --> 00:16:00,850 is much better compared to a dozen public prosecutors. 301 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,270 What are you saying? 302 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,100 Can I marry him? 303 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,970 Bravo! 304 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:10,310 I always liked Vidya, son. 305 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,220 I hope you don't have any objections to this wedding. 306 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,810 The community and family's reputation is at stake here. 307 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:17,890 And most importantly… 308 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,020 the reputation of a girl whose engagement was called off. 309 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,560 Who is shivering in this cold? 310 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:26,970 I am ready… 311 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,220 to marry her. 312 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,140 Hey! 313 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,350 Hold on. Hold your horses. 314 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:36,720 There's a little detail. 315 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:39,100 We had a deal with Bittu and family, 316 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:41,180 the engagement was our responsibility 317 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,140 and the wedding was theirs. 318 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,520 How dare you say this? 319 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,930 How dare you? 320 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,890 Don't worry about the expenses. 321 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,810 Vicky will have a grand wedding, 322 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:55,310 one like Rishikesh has never seen before. 323 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:59,270 There will be drums, trumpets, and VIPs. 324 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,560 You'll be compelled to say, 325 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,810 is this a wedding? 326 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:08,560 We welcome everyone to the community wedding ceremony. 327 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,060 Is this a wedding? 328 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,560 See, I told you. 329 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,720 These will be your words. Is this a wedding?! 330 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,770 But what kind of a wedding is this? 331 00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:19,220 "Sixth Charitable Community Marriage Convention." 332 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,470 Dozens of altars. 333 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,930 Truckload of brides and grooms. 334 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,220 And piles of dowry items. 335 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,970 Will my daughter get married here? 336 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:28,930 What is the problem? 337 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:32,560 Vicky will marry Vidya here, not fight a war. 338 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,970 - War… - Father! 339 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,270 - Need your blessings. - Son… 340 00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:38,810 What? 341 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,850 - Need your blessings. - She was left. 342 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:43,970 See, Dad, no expenses were spared. 343 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,220 Fantastic decoration and mood. 344 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:50,520 There's always a group wedding on important occasions. 345 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,850 - Always. - And I am called for the henna. 346 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,890 - So? - What is everyone going to say 347 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,470 - if I don't get married here? - Not a word. 348 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,810 "When it was his turn to get married, he opted for someplace else." 349 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,850 - It'll be so embarrassing, Dad. - Which one is our altar? 350 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:01,850 And it's not just Rishikesh… 351 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,470 - Imagine how hurt Brother Sajjan will be, - Who? 352 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,470 - who sponsors this convention. - Feel bad about what? 353 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,390 I believe the couple should be special, 354 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,060 and the wedding should be simple. 355 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,430 Very nice. 356 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:22,970 What happened? 357 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,640 It's a good thing that I applied… 358 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:32,270 the brakes on time. 359 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,890 Your car has no brakes, while your mouth is full of it. 360 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:36,430 I've said dozens of times, 361 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,720 don't ride this car to show off the red beacon. 362 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,560 - Okay. - Where's my artwork? 363 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,140 Mom, I made this last night for the convention. 364 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,060 What is it, son? 365 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:48,970 Can't you see these two fishes talking to each other? 366 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,850 - Yes, yes. - Let me see, brother-in-law. 367 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,720 Hey! 368 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:53,810 What have you done? 369 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,850 - What? - That was seven days of hard work. 370 00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:58,470 See, mom. This frog face killed my fish. 371 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,430 Let it go, son. You can adopt more. 372 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,350 Adopt? 373 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,810 Atrocious man! 374 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:05,890 Let go. 375 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,930 You are constantly criticizing my brother. 376 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,180 He deserves it. 377 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,270 Let's go, Mom. 378 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,560 And make your husbands also fast on Karva Chauth. 379 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,640 You don't have to fast alone. 380 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,890 And maintain at least a three-year gap between the two children. 381 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:18,810 - Right? - How is that? 382 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,220 When you two keep a gap, 383 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,520 there will be an automatic gap between the children. 384 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,770 Please, Brother Vicky. 385 00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,810 Bravo, Vicky! 386 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,350 Brother Sajjan. 387 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:31,680 Two things are popular at weddings nowadays. 388 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,600 In music, Daler Mehendi. And at weddings, Vicky's Mehendi. 389 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,520 Oh, please… 390 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:39,520 Vicky, I am glad you're getting married at this convention. 391 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,310 - Oh, please… - Papa, it's a huge thing that 392 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,850 you're sponsoring all these weddings. 393 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,520 I feel so proud. 394 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,350 Proud is okay, but what about the expenses? 395 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:49,310 Oh. 396 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,850 - Please. This way. - Come inside. 397 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,600 The moon will be under the veil 398 00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:02,890 With moonlight in her scarf 399 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,850 She’ll sneak a glance 400 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,770 At her beloved in secret 401 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:15,430 The flute will play a melody of joy 402 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,600 The flute will play a melody of joy 403 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,520 The moon will be under the veil 404 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,640 With moonlight in her scarf 405 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:30,060 She’ll sneak a glance At her beloved in secret… 406 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,680 - Need your blessings, Grandpa. - These are my knees, son. 407 00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,720 - I see. - Oh, I see. 408 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,140 It's a good thing you two got married. 409 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,180 I can finally rest in peace after seeing your children. 410 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,310 Will the children look so ugly, that you will be dead? 411 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,850 Oh God! 412 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,350 Why… 413 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,350 can't believe your eyes? 414 00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:11,220 Nobody in the neighborhood can believe it. 415 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,850 But they are unaware that Vicky planned everything, 416 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,720 wedding to honeymoon. 417 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:17,640 Yeah. 418 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,680 Perfect timing for a power cut. 419 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,850 No time to stay idle, time to get busy. 420 00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,430 Come with me to the bed… 421 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:31,850 How did this kid get here before the wedding night? 422 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,060 I'm going to sleep next to my sister-in-law. 423 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,850 Gopal, we just got married. 424 00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:37,640 So all night we're going to play games-- 425 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,060 Vicky, please. 426 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,930 Play snakes and ladders. 427 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,430 Snakes and ladders at night. 428 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,220 Go sleep with Grandpa. 429 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:47,680 Grandpa walks in his sleep. I won't sleep with him. 430 00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,390 - Sleeping. - Okay. 431 00:22:00,430 --> 00:22:02,890 You were saying something about the honeymoon. 432 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,350 You are attentive. 433 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:09,060 - Remove the dress. - What nonsense is this? 434 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:11,560 I meant to move the dress. I have something for you, 435 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,430 under the blanket. 436 00:22:20,270 --> 00:22:21,140 Goa? 437 00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:22,310 Goa! 438 00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:23,350 Honeymoon in Goa. 439 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,310 Couples should always take a vacation after their wedding. 440 00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:32,470 Right. We should. 441 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,680 Son, I've two tickets to Vaishno Devi. 442 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:36,810 They aren't confirmed yet. 443 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:37,930 I'll get them confirmed. 444 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:38,930 When are you two leaving? 445 00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:42,020 Not us, you two are going? 446 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,140 - Vaishno Devi? - Yes. 447 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:47,930 It's a tradition in our family. 448 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:52,560 Every newlywed couple takes blessings at Vaishno Devi temple. 449 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:54,060 What kind of a rule is this? 450 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,220 Your family can have a rule 451 00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:57,390 of getting pictures taken with this 452 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,970 - silly sword and getting them framed. - Hey… 453 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,560 Who are you calling silly? 454 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,680 It's the Bable family sword. 455 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:06,350 My forefathers fought the Mughals with this. 456 00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:08,930 Someone gouged his eye out with a stone. 457 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,810 His forefathers fought the Mughals. 458 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,600 Look, mister, we're Punjabis, but you're trying to be funny. 459 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:14,810 Bappi! 460 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,180 I'll chop your head off with this sword. 461 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,720 - What did he say? Have you lost it? - One straight blow. 462 00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:22,180 Father… Grandpa, 463 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:23,890 your joint pain will start acting up again. 464 00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:25,560 - Don't fight, please. - Calm down. 465 00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:28,100 We'll go to Vaishno Devi. 466 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,310 The Goddess beckons us 467 00:23:40,390 --> 00:23:41,220 - Hello. - Hello, ma'am. 468 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:42,600 Welcome. Welcome, sir. 469 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,430 Hello. 470 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,350 - Vicky. - Hello. 471 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,390 We lied about going to Vaishno Devi and came to Goa instead. 472 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,310 Mother Goddess will curse us. 473 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:50,680 Don't be crazy. 474 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,430 Mother never curses her children. 475 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:53,850 Don't worry. 476 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:56,220 And if our family finds out where we are? 477 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,560 It will be a secret between the three of us. 478 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,560 Who's the third person? 479 00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:03,140 You, me, and Mother Goddess. 480 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:08,810 Hello. 481 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:09,890 Hello, Grandpa! 482 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,140 We've reached Katra! 483 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,680 My eyesight is bad, but my ears are alright. 484 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:15,850 Slow down. 485 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,220 Glory to Goddess. 486 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,470 I can hear the religious discourses at the back. 487 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,220 Yes, Narender Chanchal is performing. 488 00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:25,770 It's a religious performance. 489 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,060 Great. 490 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,470 But, no Anup Jalota? 491 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:30,810 Doesn't matter. 492 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:32,640 Don't forget to get offerings. Bring holy water, 493 00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:36,930 and remember to get your pictures taken with those midget horses. 494 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:37,930 Midget horses? 495 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,430 Those poor horses who couldn't grow up. 496 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,640 Those poor souls who carry a 200-kilo person on their backs. 497 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:46,020 Mules. They are called mules, Grandpa. 498 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,930 - Is that what they are called? - I am hanging up, Grandpa. 499 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,470 I am on a long-distance call. I'll call you back later. 500 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,390 Glory to Goddess. 501 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,930 The flame burns all night long At the Mother's vigil-- 502 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:17,970 Vicky. 503 00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:26,680 In front of my eyes, close to my heart 504 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:34,560 Someone resides there, and that's you 505 00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:38,060 In front of my eyes 506 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,350 Not yet. 507 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,640 When? 508 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,100 You said you'll give me surprise tips in Goa. 509 00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:46,310 All ready. 510 00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:47,680 You remember everything. 511 00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:53,430 You… Read this. 512 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,810 Foreign couples have a trend 513 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,560 - of making wedding night videos. - Trend. 514 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:00,180 What is all this? 515 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:03,890 Vidya, these foreigners make a video of their wedding night. 516 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:05,560 And watch it repeatedly. 517 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,890 It's the secret to their happiness. 518 00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:09,720 They lie naked everywhere in Goa. Beer, party, and all. 519 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,560 So, I was thinking… 520 00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:15,930 let's make a video of our wedding night. 521 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,180 If we face any problems in the future… 522 00:26:19,270 --> 00:26:21,680 Maybe when you get mad at me, or I'll be mad at you… 523 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:23,100 and we aren't talking. 524 00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:24,720 - Isn't that possible? - Possible. 525 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:26,640 - Absolutely possible. - We can watch this video, 526 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,560 and it will revive our love energy. 527 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:31,470 How do you like my idea, Doctor? 528 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,970 - Superb idea. - Right? 529 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:34,930 Yes. 530 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:36,890 Did you bring a camera? 531 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,060 It's the first thing I packed. 532 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,020 - Really? - Yes. 533 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,520 Vicky… Bable! Rascal! 534 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,100 You'll make a video of me! 535 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:51,140 Aren't you ashamed to suggest such things to your wife? 536 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:53,220 This is why you brought me to Goa instead of Vaishno Devi! 537 00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:56,770 Vidya, listen… Vidya. You don't have to get mad. 538 00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:58,720 This is not our home. 539 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,930 It was just a suggestion. We don't have to make it, Vidya. 540 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,720 - Vidya… - Don't come after me! 541 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:05,930 - Disgusting man! Gross! - Vidya. 542 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,850 Such temper. 543 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,270 Is she my wife or Ajay Devgn? 544 00:27:11,350 --> 00:27:16,220 Enter my life slowly-slowly 545 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:20,930 Steal my heart slowly-slowly 546 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,100 Look here for a photograph. 547 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:25,850 That's really amazing. That's lovely. 548 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:27,310 Memories on the beach. 549 00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:28,720 Memories in the air. 550 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:30,890 - Memories of us. - Yes. 551 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:33,020 And memories by two lovers. 552 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,850 You know, I want to record every moment. 553 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:16,100 Sorry. 554 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,680 Did you get the camera? 555 00:28:33,770 --> 00:28:34,970 No, I didn't pack it. 556 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:36,850 You didn't? 557 00:28:46,430 --> 00:28:50,390 Words are not enough 558 00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:55,100 To describe you 559 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:59,890 Can't take 560 00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:04,640 My eyes off you 561 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:12,310 Your fragrance in the air 562 00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:17,640 Your fragrance is in the air Your thoughts make my day 563 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:24,100 My nights are lit because of you 564 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,770 Your name's etched in my heart 565 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:33,310 It'll never fade 566 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:37,680 I've colored myself 567 00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:43,600 Colored me in your love 568 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:47,180 You are the one 569 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:53,600 You are the one I want to be with 570 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:59,220 Through the eyes, down the heart's lane 571 00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:03,850 Building a world you can call your own 572 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:08,720 From you, one can learn 573 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:12,810 How to express love 574 00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:17,890 Since the day I fell for you I've been thankful 575 00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:23,600 You're the destination of every journey 576 00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:28,770 I'm so smitten by your love 577 00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:33,140 Can't get over you 578 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:38,140 Words are not enough 579 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:43,470 To describe you 580 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,060 You decimated our family reputation. 581 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,850 This is not what I expected to see with one eye. 582 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:08,970 Disgusting. 583 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:14,140 Camera. Video. Songs. Dance. Beach. 584 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:15,850 Gross! 585 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:16,930 Grandpa. 586 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,430 We apologize, Grandpa. 587 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,520 - We made a grave mistake. - Sorry, Grandpa. 588 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,560 - Please forgive us. - When did you two arrive? 589 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:24,350 And why are you apologizing? 590 00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:25,640 I wasn't referring to you. 591 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,640 I was referring to your rebellious sister Chanda. 592 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,470 Hello, Viku. 593 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,520 I was apologizing on her behalf. 594 00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:40,850 See… 595 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:42,310 How are you? 596 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,390 Hot. 597 00:31:43,850 --> 00:31:45,390 You do look pretty different. 598 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:49,560 It is my Mumbai look. 599 00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:52,270 - Thank God she didn't run away to Africa. - Greetings, sister. 600 00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:54,100 What are you doing? 601 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:56,770 We're only a couple of minutes apart. 602 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:57,890 Well… 603 00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:00,720 You two got married? 604 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:02,850 - We did. - When and why? 605 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:04,140 Because they are cultured. 606 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,640 Both these kids are cultured. 607 00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:09,270 First, they got married and then took a trip to Vaishno Devi. 608 00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:10,520 Also Bhaironath. We also visited Bhaironath. 609 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,180 - Also Bhaironath? - Yes. 610 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:13,680 Relax, Grandpa. 611 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,390 Marriage and kids are old-fashioned. 612 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:18,640 I'm looking for a life partner 613 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,470 who would love me! 614 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,430 Love me day and night. 615 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,970 In fact, even in the afternoons if he's got the time. Just love me. 616 00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:26,020 Strangle her. 617 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:30,060 In fact, life after marriage is like the leftover water in a coconut. 618 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,430 What… 619 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,970 Go on, children. 620 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,310 Glory to the Goddess. 621 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:39,140 - Glory to Her grace. - Hail the Goddess. 622 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,270 So the guy you ran away with, cheated you this time as well? 623 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:44,180 I didn't run away to get married. 624 00:32:44,270 --> 00:32:47,180 I went on a trip with a producer to shoot a music video. 625 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,770 But that bloody fraud got drunk at a party and proposed to me. 626 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:52,390 You know I hate marriages. 627 00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:54,560 I left the music video incomplete and him completely. 628 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,890 You've put our family reputation to shame, Chanda. 629 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,680 I was only putting sugar in tea. 630 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,310 Is the second headlight also out of service? 631 00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:02,220 Hey. 632 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:04,430 I was referring to this Chanda. 633 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,770 I told you to get your name changed, but no… 634 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,350 Tell her to change her name. 635 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,560 Will the poor suffer every time? 636 00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:16,520 First, she asked me to change my room, then change my bed. 637 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,020 I don't even get my salary. 638 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:20,600 Your salary is safe with me. 639 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,270 You see, money can spoil a person. 640 00:33:23,850 --> 00:33:24,850 - True that. - Oh… 641 00:33:24,930 --> 00:33:28,890 - Let her know she's giving me a bad name. - How? 642 00:33:28,970 --> 00:33:31,060 Do you know what the grocer says when I'm out buying groceries? 643 00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,600 I'll give you 16 bananas instead of 12. 644 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,520 But next time you must elope with me. 645 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,310 Should I elope with him for two extra bananas? 646 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:38,890 Go get coffee for me. 647 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:40,390 Get it yourself. 648 00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:43,020 I know how. It takes only three whistles. 649 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:43,970 Three whistles? 650 00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:45,520 If I whistle three times, 651 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,390 three hundred boys will line up to make coffee for me. 652 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:49,890 Whistle once more to get tea for me. 653 00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:51,430 I can't… 654 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,180 Do you feel alone? 655 00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:58,140 Don't massage your hands with my feet, 656 00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:59,810 massage my feet with your hands. 657 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:04,310 - He's back. The rascal is back. - What is it? 658 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,140 He's already gouged an eye out with one stone. 659 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:07,560 Does he want to gouge the other one as well? 660 00:34:07,770 --> 00:34:08,770 I will show him. 661 00:34:08,890 --> 00:34:10,520 There's only so much you can see with one eye. 662 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,430 Stay seated. 663 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:13,930 Chanda. 664 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,310 "Back from Mumbai after becoming a star? 665 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,220 But nothing is lost yet. 666 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,180 Apologize to me. 667 00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:23,270 Your first and last lover." 668 00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:26,600 How dare you come here? How dare you? 669 00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:30,810 Bloody alcoholic pervert. 670 00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:33,720 Look, Chanda. 671 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:36,890 - You are the one I love. - Speak. 672 00:34:36,970 --> 00:34:38,890 How many women have you slept with? 673 00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:40,560 I slept with all of them. 674 00:34:40,770 --> 00:34:44,180 I would be a pervert if I had stayed awake with them. 675 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,140 Don't let me catch you in this neighborhood again, 676 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,560 or I will break your legs. 677 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,060 Don't let me see you here again. 678 00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:52,020 Hey… 679 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,270 I will destroy your family. 680 00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:02,890 What are you twirling? 681 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:05,600 It's a CD of our video. 682 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,180 The video from Goa? 683 00:35:07,770 --> 00:35:09,770 Why? Did you make more videos? 684 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,390 Show me. 685 00:35:13,470 --> 00:35:15,770 "Sad Songs of Mukesh." 686 00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:17,220 Why write this? 687 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:19,140 If it ever gets misplaced, no one will know what it is. 688 00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:21,060 Sad Song. Who listens to it these days? 689 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:23,020 You are right, Mr. Smartypants. 690 00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:24,810 Let's watch it. 691 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:28,060 But you said we'll watch it when we have a fight. 692 00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:30,270 Mannerless girl! 693 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:33,140 - What's wrong? - Where's my glass of milk? 694 00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:37,560 - Listen, henna artist, get it yourself. - How dare you… 695 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,520 We just had a fight. 696 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:41,520 - Now let's watch it. - Oh… 697 00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:44,270 - naughty boy. - Put it on. 698 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,390 Hurry up, it's freezing. 699 00:35:46,470 --> 00:35:47,310 Oh, hello. 700 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:49,060 Oh, yes. 701 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:52,810 Listen… 702 00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:54,310 it's stuck. 703 00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:55,220 Oh… 704 00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:58,810 We middle-class people always get stuck at some place. 705 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,770 It needs a slight push. 706 00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:03,770 It's slightly loose because it's second-hand. 707 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,060 - Ready? - Ready. 708 00:36:12,390 --> 00:36:13,270 Vicky. 709 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,600 It's going to be a lot of fun. 710 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,560 Stop it… 711 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:27,970 No. 712 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:33,390 Vicky, let me go. 713 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,770 Vicky, please… 714 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,060 Shit. 715 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:43,140 Stop it… 716 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:45,850 Shit. 717 00:36:49,270 --> 00:36:50,100 Stop it… 718 00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:53,890 What's going on? 719 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,350 Grandpa, I… 720 00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:58,640 Why are you mumbling? 721 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:00,470 I can barely see with one eye, 722 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,930 and that Gopal made off with my spectacles. 723 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,220 Did he come here? 724 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:05,310 No, no… 725 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:07,430 Gopal. 726 00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:09,140 Gopal. 727 00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:11,470 - Grandpa. - Give Grandpa his glasses. 728 00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:13,850 Children are the image of God. 729 00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:15,640 He always runs off with my glasses. He's the devil. 730 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,430 Exactly. He took your glasses. 731 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,560 Go on. Sleep. 732 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,060 What were you watching? 733 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,140 - We… were watching a film. - Movie. 734 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:24,890 - Oh, film. - Yes. 735 00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:27,390 - Okay, Grandpa. - But I heard some weird noises. 736 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:28,600 Like bus, bus stop. 737 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:34,560 Yes… the hero missed his rickshaw, so he was yelling bus stop. 738 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,850 Weird. People often hire a rickshaw when they miss their bus. 739 00:37:36,930 --> 00:37:38,470 But he was running after it. 740 00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:42,430 - Goodnight, Grandpa. - Goodnight. 741 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,060 We're ruined! 742 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,310 We've been robbed. 743 00:37:48,390 --> 00:37:49,770 I've been yelling since morning. 744 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:50,930 Why isn't anyone listening? 745 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,810 What's wrong, Bable sir? Why are you raising a commotion? 746 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,350 The family honor has been robbed? 747 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,060 - Did your daughter run away again? - No-- 748 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:59,180 I am right here. Stop saying that I ran away. 749 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:00,600 BABA BHAVAN 750 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,430 What's wrong? What's all the commotion about? 751 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,930 - He wakes up after we were robbed. - What happened? 752 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,140 Our ancestral sword has been stolen. 753 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,890 You woke me up for this on a cold morning? 754 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:11,100 - Woke me up for no reason. - He even stole a couple of my things. 755 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:13,100 Let it be, Chanda. Go make some breakfast. 756 00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:15,310 - Grandpa. - And make some tea for me. 757 00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:18,640 Make sure it refreshes my mind and makes my body groove. 758 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:21,270 We use buffalo milk, not snake's milk. 759 00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:24,350 And what do I make it in? He even stole the stove. 760 00:38:24,430 --> 00:38:25,720 Everything has been stolen. 761 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,310 What kind of a thief was he? 762 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,600 How could he burgle only our house? 763 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,680 Stole? 764 00:38:44,430 --> 00:38:45,640 Good God! 765 00:38:49,390 --> 00:38:50,310 What's wrong, Vicky? 766 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:53,270 - Stolen? It's been stolen. - Stolen? 767 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,310 It's been stolen, Grandpa. We're ruined. 768 00:38:56,390 --> 00:38:59,470 Grandpa. Grandpa. It's been stolen, Grandpa. 769 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,850 So till now was I singing Kabir's poems? 770 00:39:01,930 --> 00:39:03,020 Grandpa… 771 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:06,220 Where is the CD? Our CD? 772 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,390 CD? 773 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,560 Our CD. 774 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,060 It's been stolen. 775 00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:16,180 What? 776 00:39:16,930 --> 00:39:19,180 - Stolen? - Yes, the CD… 777 00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:20,930 - Good Lord. - Vidya. 778 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,100 - Stolen. Stolen. - Vidya, no. 779 00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:23,560 - Calm down, child. - Stolen?! 780 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,520 - It's going to be okay. - What's okay? 781 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,180 We've been cursed by Mother Goddess. 782 00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:30,430 This boy of yours is a sick pervert! 783 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,270 I'd heard of big flirt, child. 784 00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:34,640 What's a sick pervert? Highest level of perv. 785 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,060 - Perv. Pervert. Sick Pervert! - No… 786 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:40,100 - The tickets you gave us to Vaishno Devi, - Yes… 787 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:43,060 - he tore them up and took me to Goa. - What? 788 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,970 - He tore up the confirmed tickets? - Yes. 789 00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:48,520 I was wondering why the holy water from Vaishno Devi was so salty. 790 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,180 - It was seawater. - Sea? 791 00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:53,770 He kept dipping the bottle again and again. 792 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,220 What have you done, Vicky? 793 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,270 We only collected from the top. We even filtered it. 794 00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:58,220 Quiet! 795 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:00,560 - And he made me drink wine. - No… 796 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,520 Red or white? 797 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,430 Forget the color and focus on the drink. 798 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,640 - He got my daughter addicted. - That is not all, Papa. 799 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,850 That is not all. 800 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:10,930 - He even made a video of me. - Vidya, no… 801 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:11,850 - Which one? - Which one? 802 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:13,680 Wedding night video. 803 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:14,970 Yes! 804 00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:16,140 Oh, my God! 805 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:17,350 - And now that CD… - You… 806 00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:19,270 Got stolen with the CD player. 807 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:24,810 Right there… That is where he hugged me. 808 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,140 He's having an attack. 809 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:27,640 - To hell with his attack… - Grandpa. 810 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,640 There will be two deaths 811 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,930 - in this family today. - Grandpa… 812 00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:31,100 - No. - I am also going to die. 813 00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:33,270 - Wait, Vidya. No. - Grandpa. Grandpa. 814 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:34,930 I am going to commit suicide. 815 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,180 No… Vidya! 816 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,810 I've been asking for so long. 817 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,520 Is our CD safe? 818 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:53,970 - CD? - Yes. 819 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,850 - Yes, it's safe. I took it out. - Okay. 820 00:40:58,890 --> 00:40:59,720 Stolen? 821 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:10,560 UTTAR PRADESH POLICE 822 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:12,810 Out of the way! 823 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,850 The police never arrive on time because you crowd the place. 824 00:41:15,930 --> 00:41:16,770 Good. 825 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,100 How does the goggle look on me? 826 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:20,310 - It looks amazing. - So they belong to me now. 827 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,100 Looking at how long you've been wearing them, 828 00:41:22,970 --> 00:41:24,600 I never thought they were mine. 829 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,220 I am going over to Monu's house to watch "Faktimaan". 830 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:28,270 Shower first. 831 00:41:30,770 --> 00:41:32,930 That man has two glasses in a single frame. 832 00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:34,520 Such poor people are also getting robbed. 833 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:37,520 Who are you, one-eyed Popeye? 834 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,810 - There. - I am the owner of this house. 835 00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:40,720 Can't be? 836 00:41:41,350 --> 00:41:42,180 I swear. 837 00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:45,890 I am the owner of this house and I called you here. 838 00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:47,640 Tell me what was stolen. 839 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,430 - They robbed a-- - Two… 840 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:52,180 Two sofas, two televisions, 841 00:41:52,270 --> 00:41:54,600 - two stoves, two cookers, two cabinets… - Mom, please. 842 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,770 Why are you saying two of every item? 843 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:58,970 They are cops. 844 00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:01,350 If we say two, then they will find one of each. 845 00:42:01,470 --> 00:42:03,310 - Yes sir, Two of everything was stolen. - Right. 846 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:04,720 All these items are secondary. 847 00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:06,890 My ancestral sword was stolen, sir. 848 00:42:06,970 --> 00:42:08,600 - Ancestral? - Yes. 849 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,560 You don't seem that way. 850 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:13,600 - Do you suspect anyone? - No. 851 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:17,810 You, lonely stranger. 852 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,560 Me? 853 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,680 Where were you last night? 854 00:42:25,350 --> 00:42:28,430 I recently got married, so I was in my room all night. 855 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:30,180 And you? 856 00:42:30,850 --> 00:42:32,020 He got married to me. 857 00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:34,020 What do you do? 858 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,470 I am a doctor. 859 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,350 - This lump on my-- - I don't treat lumps. 860 00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:41,140 It's getting late, Vidya. You should go. 861 00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:43,770 - She goes to the hospital. - Yes. See you bye. 862 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:45,180 She's a renowned doctor. 863 00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:47,140 - What do you do? - I am a henna artist. 864 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,520 I'll ask about your hobbies later, what is your profession? 865 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,140 - That is my profession. - Amazing. 866 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:54,310 Listen, all this stuff is worthless. 867 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,930 But something valuable was stolen. It's a CD player. 868 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,520 And it has a CD… 869 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,310 Anything important? 870 00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:02,350 Too important. That CD has a video… 871 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,600 - I mean, it's my wedding video. - Who likes to remember their marriage? 872 00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:10,600 In fact, married men should watch the video in reverse 873 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,680 so they can get out of it. 874 00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:13,970 Please, the list is long. 875 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,970 Let's note everything down slowly. Come, sit. 876 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,310 Sit? 877 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,220 - What? - Sit. 878 00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:24,140 I can't sit because of people like you. 879 00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:26,310 Did I join the police for this day? 880 00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:28,100 To run after petty thieves? 881 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:30,100 Had an airplane gone missing, 882 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:32,390 missed the train, or some nation was under siege, 883 00:43:32,470 --> 00:43:33,640 that would explain calling the police. 884 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,520 Will I look for your shoes, slippers, rolling pin, and so on? 885 00:43:57,430 --> 00:44:00,720 Any other police officer would have said this. 886 00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:02,770 But not me. 887 00:44:03,470 --> 00:44:06,310 I was telling them that no robbery is big or small, 888 00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:09,020 whether it's an object or the heart. 889 00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:12,180 The law is wet, sir. 890 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,930 Everyone will be questioned separately, 891 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,060 starting with the beautiful ladies. 892 00:44:19,770 --> 00:44:20,930 Go ahead, ask. 893 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,640 He said, beautiful ladies. 894 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,970 - "Go ahead." - I see. 895 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,850 You can ask me whatever you want, sir. 896 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:27,020 I am in a hurry. 897 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,560 Why? Are you getting hanged in the evening? 898 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,060 - Not at all. - Should I arrange for it? 899 00:44:30,850 --> 00:44:32,390 I am allergic to noose. 900 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,310 Continue. 901 00:44:33,850 --> 00:44:35,100 Your good name. 902 00:44:35,390 --> 00:44:37,350 - Chanda. - It's pretty unique. 903 00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:39,020 Even my name is Chanda. 904 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,890 Get it changed immediately. 905 00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:42,310 What should I change it to? 906 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,520 Universe. 907 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,720 Which of your items were stolen? 908 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,020 My purse. 909 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:54,930 It had my chain, ring, lipstick, makeup, diary, pen, glasses… 910 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,100 - No blanket? - It was a small purse. 911 00:44:57,180 --> 00:44:58,930 You should hire a minivan with you always. 912 00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:01,390 - What nonsense? - I am taking this face personally. 913 00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:03,310 - You mean, case. - Only one decent thing left in the house, 914 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,270 which the boss is trying to steal. 915 00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:06,930 I don't trust the police. 916 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,640 We'll restore your faith. 917 00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:10,560 In fact, we can even refresh it for you. 918 00:45:10,970 --> 00:45:12,060 - Shukla. - Yes, sir. 919 00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:13,770 Nab all the thieves in Rishikesh. 920 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:27,600 With every breath I take 921 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:37,310 For you, I wait 922 00:45:38,810 --> 00:45:45,520 Tears trickling down my face 923 00:45:46,930 --> 00:45:53,930 My love has only this to say 924 00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:01,180 The only thing that can keep me alive 925 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:06,180 Is a glimpse of you, my love 926 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:11,600 Is a glimpse of you, my love 927 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,350 A glimpse of you… 928 00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:17,220 Come here for any remedy! 929 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:19,680 Don't walk, run to us for the remedy. 930 00:46:19,770 --> 00:46:20,770 I'LL BE A TRUCK WHEN I GROW UP 931 00:46:20,850 --> 00:46:23,060 When will you grow into a truck? 932 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,850 GUARANTEED REMEDY CLINIC 933 00:46:24,930 --> 00:46:27,850 Are you Thandak? 934 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:30,560 I am, but I only sell the hot stuff. 935 00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,600 Just tell me what you want. 936 00:46:33,890 --> 00:46:34,720 Do you have those videos? 937 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,270 I don't sell that stuff. 938 00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:37,680 I sell guaranteed remedies 939 00:46:37,770 --> 00:46:39,970 for piles, rashes, early ejaculation, wet dreams… 940 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:41,520 I don't get any wet dreams. 941 00:46:41,890 --> 00:46:44,270 Pintu suggested your name. 942 00:46:44,350 --> 00:46:47,890 That stupid bugger hasn't paid for the herbs he took last time. 943 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:49,720 Just be careful, mister. 944 00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:51,890 The police often take rounds here. 945 00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:53,470 - Police… - One minute. 946 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:56,810 But you look like a genuine customer. 947 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,720 Look… "Sizzling like pizza". 948 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,060 - No… - Then how about this. 949 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,220 '"Procreate in the blanket." 950 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:06,680 You don't have to read out the titles. 951 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,310 They all have the same story. 952 00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:11,180 These films don't have to win the Oscar. 953 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,060 Tell me about your mood. What are you looking at? 954 00:47:14,890 --> 00:47:16,100 Anything new… 955 00:47:16,390 --> 00:47:17,680 Freshly shipped from Goa yesterday. 956 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,810 - Goa? - Yes. 957 00:47:19,890 --> 00:47:22,390 "Husband and wife, enjoying Goa life." 958 00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:23,680 What… 959 00:47:24,270 --> 00:47:25,350 I'll take all of them. 960 00:47:25,430 --> 00:47:26,270 - All of them? - Yes. 961 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:28,060 God bless you. 962 00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:29,720 With customers like you, 963 00:47:29,810 --> 00:47:32,350 - this industry will scale new heights. - Right. 964 00:47:32,430 --> 00:47:33,770 Poor souls are very hard-working. 965 00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:37,140 With these many copies, you'll need this booster. 966 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:39,060 - You keep it. - Take it… 967 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,470 Shukla, 968 00:47:45,390 --> 00:47:47,270 I've worked at dozens of police stations 969 00:47:47,970 --> 00:47:51,180 but never came across a cop like our boss. 970 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:56,220 The guy never sits down in service to his country. 971 00:47:58,430 --> 00:47:59,470 Salute to him. 972 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,020 He's got piles. 973 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:03,970 Or he wouldn't even stand up for the national song. 974 00:48:04,890 --> 00:48:07,270 When he sits down, his heartache comes out of his back. 975 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,520 He stands in an empty bus. 976 00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:11,640 See this pile. 977 00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:14,640 Since he got here, he never sat or let us sit down. 978 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:17,100 Doesn't work most of the time, 979 00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:19,060 and makes mixed noises at other times. 980 00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,100 - Get it fixed. - Sure. 981 00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:21,350 It's ringing. It's ringing. 982 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,930 - Hello. - Is this Chanda speaking? 983 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:27,970 - Yes. - Yes. 984 00:48:28,350 --> 00:48:30,930 We found some of your belongings. Come down to the police station. 985 00:48:32,930 --> 00:48:35,720 - What belongings? - We even found those that weren't stolen. 986 00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:38,560 Did they find my red bra? 987 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,520 Coming. 988 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,180 You couldn't fix a camera even in 15 days. 989 00:48:42,270 --> 00:48:43,100 Move. 990 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:44,270 Shut down your shop. 991 00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:45,970 The camera isn't fixed. 992 00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:47,100 The lens is still not working. 993 00:48:47,770 --> 00:48:51,520 - Show me. - Some people and cameras are useless. 994 00:48:51,770 --> 00:48:52,970 Greetings, Brother Vicky. 995 00:48:53,270 --> 00:48:54,140 Greetings. 996 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,470 - Six and a half rupees. - How much? 997 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,390 Give me a matchbox. 998 00:48:57,470 --> 00:49:00,600 - Pardesi someone's stealing your car. - That's my car. Stop. 999 00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:07,270 HUSBAND AND WIFE, ENJOYING GOA LIFE 1000 00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:15,180 I don't know how… 1001 00:49:15,810 --> 00:49:18,640 Brother Vicky, check out emails, not females. 1002 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:19,970 It's clearly written here. "Porn not allowed." 1003 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:21,720 - No… - Don't deny it. 1004 00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:25,140 Half the kids have become adults hearing that sound. 1005 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:27,270 It's not good for business. 1006 00:49:27,350 --> 00:49:28,470 - Isn't it? - How do I mute this? 1007 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,060 Oh God! The stuff you're watching is exclusive, 1008 00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:31,270 but don't know how to mute it. 1009 00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:33,520 It's mute now. That will be 20 rupees extra 1010 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,560 Okay, fine. 1011 00:49:57,890 --> 00:49:58,970 POLICE STATION TRIVENI GHAT, RISHIKESH 1012 00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:01,220 Jeetu, see how far Ms. Chanda has reached. 1013 00:50:01,310 --> 00:50:02,310 I am Chanda. 1014 00:50:05,430 --> 00:50:06,350 You? 1015 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:09,970 - The boss called you? - Yes. 1016 00:50:11,810 --> 00:50:14,180 - Alright. - Don't let a single balloon burst. 1017 00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:16,600 - Right, sir. - Boss, your Chanda is here. 1018 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,560 - Are all the arrangements in place? - Yes. 1019 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,520 Leave. 1020 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,720 - Come on. - Where are you taking me from here? 1021 00:50:22,850 --> 00:50:23,970 Is it Independence Day today? 1022 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,060 All this? 1023 00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:26,640 They will be released today. 1024 00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:32,430 - Chanda… - Yes… 1025 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,560 Don't say a word. 1026 00:50:35,430 --> 00:50:36,560 Feel it. 1027 00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:41,140 I won't be able to convey my feelings looking into your eyes. 1028 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:45,850 I'll ask you a few questions and offer a rose after each question. 1029 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,470 If the answer is yes, 1030 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,270 then take the rose. 1031 00:50:53,310 --> 00:50:57,060 Chanda, if a government officer proposes to you, 1032 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,140 will you say yes? 1033 00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:03,970 I knew it. 1034 00:51:04,310 --> 00:51:05,140 Chanda… 1035 00:51:05,810 --> 00:51:08,640 do I look like Kumar Sanu from this side? 1036 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,600 Yes. 1037 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,390 Chanda, do you have a twin sister? 1038 00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:31,890 I am ready to marry you. 1039 00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:36,180 And you don't have to offer me a rose for every question. 1040 00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:37,180 My answer is yes. 1041 00:51:37,350 --> 00:51:38,220 Shukla, 1042 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,680 round up some female constables who just fought with their husbands. 1043 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,720 And give her a permanent tattoo. 1044 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:48,270 Until now, you were so keen to marry me. 1045 00:51:48,350 --> 00:51:49,350 What changed suddenly? 1046 00:51:49,810 --> 00:51:51,180 Why are you getting me a thrashing? 1047 00:51:51,270 --> 00:51:52,930 Keep it back. 1048 00:51:53,930 --> 00:51:54,810 Scram. 1049 00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:57,810 I see… 1050 00:51:58,310 --> 00:51:59,520 I understand, sir. 1051 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,640 The rich always rob the poor of their love. 1052 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:03,560 What? 1053 00:52:04,390 --> 00:52:05,850 We'll make your tattoo this way. 1054 00:52:05,930 --> 00:52:08,600 - You and your tattoo… - What was she blabbering? 1055 00:52:08,810 --> 00:52:09,770 And why was she here? 1056 00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:11,560 Being handsome is a crime, I swear. 1057 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,720 She wants me. 1058 00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:15,430 - So what's stopping you? - But I want someone else. 1059 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,470 Who? 1060 00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:44,810 I have sworn 1061 00:52:44,890 --> 00:52:48,020 To make you mine 1062 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,560 I have sworn 1063 00:52:51,770 --> 00:52:56,180 In your eyes 1064 00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:59,430 I see love 1065 00:52:59,970 --> 00:53:02,020 I have seen it 1066 00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:09,310 LAADLE CHANDA 1067 00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:22,180 In your arms 1068 00:53:22,890 --> 00:53:25,810 I have found my entire world 1069 00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:29,140 I am nothing without you 1070 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,600 My beloved 1071 00:53:32,770 --> 00:53:38,430 You have flowed into my veins like blood 1072 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,560 You have settled 1073 00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:42,810 You have settled 1074 00:53:44,310 --> 00:53:48,850 I have sworn 1075 00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:52,430 To make you mine 1076 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,180 I have sworn 1077 00:53:55,720 --> 00:54:00,270 In your eyes 1078 00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:03,560 I see love 1079 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:05,810 I have seen it 1080 00:54:07,270 --> 00:54:11,520 - You are mine - Mr. Laadle! 1081 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,430 Hey, Laadle. 1082 00:54:14,430 --> 00:54:15,470 Why did you call me here? 1083 00:54:16,810 --> 00:54:20,600 Your TV and gold ring have been found. 1084 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,140 I'm going to lose my ring along with the TV. 1085 00:54:22,270 --> 00:54:23,140 Shukla. 1086 00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:26,430 Show her the ring you just stashed in your pocket. 1087 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:28,140 Please. 1088 00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:32,520 This is my lucky ring. 1089 00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:33,720 Seriously? 1090 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,270 Why doesn't it fit? 1091 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,680 I hang it around my neck. 1092 00:54:36,770 --> 00:54:37,680 Any objection? 1093 00:54:38,060 --> 00:54:38,890 Out. 1094 00:54:39,270 --> 00:54:43,600 In fact, Chanda, I called you here to tell you something else. 1095 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,270 I want to marry you. 1096 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,720 Marriage? Are you out of your mind? 1097 00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:53,560 I hate marriages! 1098 00:54:54,770 --> 00:54:57,770 I am looking for a guy who loves. 1099 00:54:57,850 --> 00:55:00,180 Day and night. And doesn't stop. 1100 00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:01,720 - I get it. - What? 1101 00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:05,350 There's only one thing I'm going to call you… 1102 00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:06,270 Sister. 1103 00:55:06,350 --> 00:55:07,350 - Sister… - What? 1104 00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:13,350 Tell us what was stolen. 1105 00:55:13,430 --> 00:55:14,680 - Stolen? - Hold on. 1106 00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:16,310 - What are you doing here? - He has… 1107 00:55:16,390 --> 00:55:18,140 I called her here to investigate the theft. 1108 00:55:18,270 --> 00:55:20,390 You had to call the women of my house to interrogate? 1109 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,390 Are there no men in the house? 1110 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,600 The one-eyed Popeye, 1111 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:26,520 the little lad with a speech problem, and you. 1112 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:30,270 In total, two and a half men were in the house, 1113 00:55:30,810 --> 00:55:31,810 and still, you were robbed. 1114 00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:34,180 And what are the roses for? 1115 00:55:34,270 --> 00:55:36,850 - They are for-- - Do you have a problem with my roses? 1116 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:38,100 I ordered them for Shukla. 1117 00:55:38,470 --> 00:55:39,310 I see. 1118 00:55:40,930 --> 00:55:43,310 And whom is the red velvet cake for? 1119 00:55:43,390 --> 00:55:44,350 Also for Shukla. 1120 00:55:44,430 --> 00:55:45,430 It's his birthday. 1121 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,520 - I see. - Yes. 1122 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:47,640 Happy birthday, Shukla. 1123 00:55:47,770 --> 00:55:48,600 Thank you. 1124 00:55:49,350 --> 00:55:51,890 - It says "Love You, Sweetie." - Sweet-- 1125 00:55:52,270 --> 00:55:53,680 LOVE YOU, SWEETIE 1126 00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:55,720 What's your problem? 1127 00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:57,890 Can only men call women sweetie? 1128 00:55:57,970 --> 00:56:00,020 Why can't a man call another man sweetie? 1129 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:01,810 I call Shukla "sweetie". 1130 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:03,850 Shukla calls me "cupcake". 1131 00:56:03,930 --> 00:56:05,520 - Right, sweetie? - Yes, cupcake. 1132 00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,020 I don't have a problem. 1133 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:10,770 But because of your close relationship, you can't nab a thief. 1134 00:56:10,850 --> 00:56:12,810 Do you think it's as easy 1135 00:56:12,890 --> 00:56:14,970 as playing fetch… to nab the thief? 1136 00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:15,930 Hold on. 1137 00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:18,430 I am not playing this game. You deliberately ended that on me. 1138 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,560 - Listen… - Brother, please. No more games. 1139 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,720 The boss is celebrating my birthday. You shouldn't have a problem. 1140 00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:23,770 - Come with me. - What is the problem? 1141 00:56:24,430 --> 00:56:27,770 This investigation is getting my house cleaned out. 1142 00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:30,430 My boss stays suspended for nine months in a year. 1143 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,930 - Doesn't seem so. - Every night the Thief Market 1144 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:34,390 opens up at the main market. 1145 00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:38,560 In fact, even the police are afraid to go there. 1146 00:56:40,390 --> 00:56:43,350 - Police. Police. - Run, run. 1147 00:56:43,430 --> 00:56:45,310 Take care of your own belongings. 1148 00:56:45,390 --> 00:56:47,140 Get out of here! 1149 00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:49,770 Grab the stuff and run. 1150 00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:52,390 I've nothing to do with this market. 1151 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,520 I swear I came to take a holy dip. 1152 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,890 My bus leaves at 2:00 a.m. 1153 00:56:56,970 --> 00:56:58,350 Let me go, sir. 1154 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,350 It's me, Badshah. 1155 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:04,890 You scared me. 1156 00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:06,930 Where did you get the vehicle and the car from? 1157 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,770 The cops always rob us, 1158 00:57:08,850 --> 00:57:11,220 but this time I robbed the police, did I do anything wrong? 1159 00:57:11,770 --> 00:57:14,350 Dismantle the car, and send me my share. 1160 00:57:15,930 --> 00:57:17,520 Take the jeep. 1161 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,720 PAHADI TEA STALL 1162 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,560 Why haven't you sold the car yet? 1163 00:57:20,890 --> 00:57:21,770 Give me the keys. 1164 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,220 - Gullu, get the car repainted. - Yes. 1165 00:57:26,470 --> 00:57:28,680 - I'll keep it for personal use. - Okay, Badshah. 1166 00:57:44,930 --> 00:57:46,270 Police? In this market? 1167 00:58:10,270 --> 00:58:11,520 - Take it, sir. It's very cheap. - Go away. 1168 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,560 Take it. 1169 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,680 Hey… 1170 00:58:14,850 --> 00:58:16,220 Sir. 1171 00:58:16,310 --> 00:58:18,270 - Are you blind? How are you riding? - Are you okay? Get lost… 1172 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:19,310 - Are you alright? - Thank you. Thank you. 1173 00:58:19,390 --> 00:58:20,890 Sir, wait a second. 1174 00:58:20,970 --> 00:58:22,810 These glasses… 1175 00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:23,720 Do they look nice? 1176 00:58:25,270 --> 00:58:26,140 They are yours. 1177 00:58:26,310 --> 00:58:28,220 - You look fabulous. Killer. - Sir, sir. 1178 00:58:28,310 --> 00:58:31,140 Never have I seen a cop offer anything. 1179 00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:32,930 He thinks I am a cop. 1180 00:58:35,810 --> 00:58:36,770 I was letting you try it on. 1181 00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,970 Are you from Hyderabad? 1182 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,560 Yes. I'm from Hyderabad, Char Minar. 1183 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,220 What is Hyderabad police doing out here… 1184 00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:45,180 I am a special Crime Branch officer. 1185 00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:47,770 Authorized to go anywhere, anytime, and in any house. 1186 00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,270 I have an All-India permit 1187 00:58:49,350 --> 00:58:50,850 - including some parts of Nepal. - Oh! 1188 00:58:50,930 --> 00:58:52,430 But what are you doing here? 1189 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,770 I was robbed, sir. 1190 00:58:54,270 --> 00:58:56,100 I'm looking for the bloody thief. 1191 00:58:56,310 --> 00:58:57,520 When I get my hands on him, 1192 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:58,810 I'll gouge his eyes out, 1193 00:58:58,890 --> 00:59:01,180 wrap his tongue around his neck, and personally teach him a lesson. 1194 00:59:01,930 --> 00:59:04,930 I understand you want to gouge his eyes, but why get personal? 1195 00:59:05,930 --> 00:59:08,020 Don't worry. I'll put in a word for you with the local department. 1196 00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:08,970 Alright. 1197 00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:10,770 Thank you, sir. 1198 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:13,770 Get lost. Go. 1199 00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:34,060 You look happy. 1200 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:36,890 I am happy. 1201 00:59:37,770 --> 00:59:38,600 Milk. 1202 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:39,970 Vidya… 1203 00:59:41,770 --> 00:59:44,890 I want to tell you something. 1204 00:59:46,770 --> 00:59:47,600 I know. 1205 00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:50,560 You thought I'd never find out. 1206 00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:53,180 It's about the CD. 1207 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,470 Yes, the CD… 1208 00:59:57,350 --> 00:59:59,270 Put it on. Don't be shy. 1209 00:59:59,890 --> 01:00:00,770 What? 1210 01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:02,100 CD. 1211 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,270 - Put the CD on? - Yes. 1212 01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:06,310 - Play the CD? - Yes. 1213 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,390 Oh… CD. 1214 01:00:08,470 --> 01:00:10,220 I'll put it on. 1215 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,350 But our CD player got stolen. 1216 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,600 Have you forgotten? 1217 01:00:15,310 --> 01:00:16,220 Oh… 1218 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:19,350 Such a mood killer. I so wanted to… 1219 01:00:20,890 --> 01:00:22,810 But it's alright. Let's sleep. We'll see tomorrow. 1220 01:00:22,890 --> 01:00:24,850 I knew you'd be in a bad mood. 1221 01:00:25,060 --> 01:00:28,220 So dad sent us his TV and CD player. 1222 01:00:28,810 --> 01:00:29,930 What do you think? 1223 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,520 Dad sent this? 1224 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,390 My underwear has been missing since yesterday. 1225 01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:36,850 What if he sends his? 1226 01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:37,770 Come here. 1227 01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:39,970 Sit down. 1228 01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:41,850 - Ready? - Ready. 1229 01:00:42,390 --> 01:00:43,350 I'll play the CD. 1230 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:48,350 Tonight, we won't stop… 1231 01:00:49,390 --> 01:00:51,060 until the CD is full of scratches. 1232 01:00:51,810 --> 01:00:52,680 CD… 1233 01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:56,390 "Sad Songs of Mukesh." 1234 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,560 What's wrong? 1235 01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:06,140 Did you hear that? 1236 01:01:06,220 --> 01:01:09,220 - See, Don't change the topic, alright? - No… 1237 01:01:09,310 --> 01:01:10,600 Please, Vidya. 1238 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,220 I am the man of the house. 1239 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:13,850 This is my duty. 1240 01:01:14,350 --> 01:01:15,770 I'll go check. 1241 01:01:15,970 --> 01:01:16,850 Give me a second. 1242 01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:19,350 I will be back, then we will play the CD. 1243 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:27,180 Thief! 1244 01:01:27,270 --> 01:01:28,970 Thief! 1245 01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:32,180 - Thief! - Thief! Where is the thief? 1246 01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:33,140 Where is the thief? 1247 01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,890 Where is he? He won't escape this time. 1248 01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:37,020 Grab him. 1249 01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:41,680 - I got him. I won't let you go now. - Let me go. 1250 01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:47,720 - He's been missing since last night. - He'll be here. 1251 01:01:47,810 --> 01:01:49,390 - It's a small city. Where can he go? - You… 1252 01:01:49,470 --> 01:01:51,140 It's dawn and he hasn't returned. 1253 01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:53,560 He's also our son-in-law. Even we are worried for him. 1254 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,520 Right. 1255 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:57,770 Don't worry. Uncle… 1256 01:01:59,310 --> 01:02:00,680 What else can we do? 1257 01:02:01,020 --> 01:02:03,100 Brother Vicky, the police are here. 1258 01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:04,020 Scram. 1259 01:02:08,310 --> 01:02:10,430 - Vicky. Where were you? - There he is. 1260 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,020 - He's back. - Where were you, Vicky? 1261 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,720 We were worried sick about you. 1262 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,100 Listen, her nephew in Jhansi 1263 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:19,720 - got his hand stuck in a juice presser. - So, tell me. 1264 01:02:19,810 --> 01:02:21,770 - How is the presser? - Ask about the nephew. 1265 01:02:21,850 --> 01:02:23,270 - Right. - We're going to Jhansi to check on him. 1266 01:02:23,350 --> 01:02:24,720 We'll miss our train. 1267 01:02:24,810 --> 01:02:26,060 - Okay. - We have a confirmed ticket. 1268 01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:27,310 - How can we miss it? - Of course. 1269 01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:28,810 - See you later, son. - Okay. 1270 01:02:30,310 --> 01:02:31,270 So… 1271 01:02:31,890 --> 01:02:34,310 last night you ran out yelling "Thief". Correct? 1272 01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:35,850 - Yes. - You must have seen the thief. 1273 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,720 - Yes. - We've got him. 1274 01:02:38,930 --> 01:02:40,520 - Shukla, call the sketch artist. - Yes, sir. 1275 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,430 - Okay. - Sir. 1276 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,060 In all of Rishikesh, you won't find a better… 1277 01:02:43,140 --> 01:02:45,560 - Hurry up, or there will be two. - Right. 1278 01:02:46,770 --> 01:02:48,850 - He had slightly long ears. - Oh! 1279 01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:50,220 And a bit longer from here. 1280 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,430 - Ditto. - Ditto. 1281 01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,720 - It was him. - Go on. 1282 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:01,180 Show him. 1283 01:03:01,310 --> 01:03:03,890 The thief must be someone from the neighborhood. 1284 01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,720 Shukla. Bring me an axe to chop his arms. 1285 01:03:16,970 --> 01:03:17,970 What did I do wrong? 1286 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,810 Did you make a sketch or a fool of us? 1287 01:03:20,890 --> 01:03:22,890 - Don't insult art. - Listen… 1288 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,430 you may be some big shot. 1289 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,930 I may look harmless, but I am not. 1290 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:30,600 Once I lock you up, you'll need a passport to get out. 1291 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,720 - Hey! - Hey! 1292 01:03:32,930 --> 01:03:35,970 Any other inspector would have said this, but not me. 1293 01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,470 But I do have a point. 1294 01:03:38,890 --> 01:03:41,770 I've seen this much hair on two occasions. 1295 01:03:42,310 --> 01:03:45,270 The bear's chest and now this thief's face. 1296 01:03:45,350 --> 01:03:47,560 I made it exactly as Vicky told me. 1297 01:03:47,770 --> 01:03:48,970 So much hair on the face? 1298 01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:50,640 I told him what I saw. 1299 01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:52,470 I saw his back so I described his back. 1300 01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:54,770 Had I seen his face, I would have caught him. 1301 01:03:54,850 --> 01:03:55,680 Right. 1302 01:03:55,770 --> 01:03:59,770 You can fool the world but not Vidya. Where were you all night? 1303 01:03:59,850 --> 01:04:04,270 Your starving husband returned home in one piece battling wild dogs all night. 1304 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,430 Instead of offering him food you doubt him. 1305 01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,350 Me? 1306 01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:09,270 Are you hungry? 1307 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,560 Starving. 1308 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:11,720 Then make it yourself. 1309 01:04:12,430 --> 01:04:13,720 - I will. - All yours. 1310 01:04:13,810 --> 01:04:15,180 - I need some space. - All yours. 1311 01:04:15,970 --> 01:04:16,890 Who does he think… 1312 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,770 What are we making? 1313 01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:20,680 Potato and cauliflower curry. 1314 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:22,600 I can make it with my eyes closed. 1315 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,560 Then why don't you? 1316 01:04:26,390 --> 01:04:27,560 What else was I making? 1317 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,810 I meant I'm like this cauliflower, and you're the potato. 1318 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:34,520 But this cauliflower has lost faith in this potato. 1319 01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:37,520 Because potatoes go with everything. 1320 01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:42,180 Are you going out with some okra, fenugreek, or ridge gourd? 1321 01:04:42,270 --> 01:04:43,430 Are you having an affair? 1322 01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:46,430 Are you going on a date with someone? 1323 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,680 Middle-class boys like us only go to the community kitchens. 1324 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,020 And that place is so crowded, 1325 01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:54,350 that we snatch food from the cow's mouth if we arrive late. 1326 01:04:55,810 --> 01:04:57,560 Not to mention, our slippers get stolen. 1327 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:58,470 Hello. 1328 01:04:58,560 --> 01:04:59,390 Brother Vicky. 1329 01:05:00,390 --> 01:05:02,310 Some girl is waiting for you at the shop. 1330 01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,220 - Okay… - Girl? 1331 01:05:04,810 --> 01:05:06,560 Prepare the food, I'll be back soon. 1332 01:05:10,390 --> 01:05:12,600 Where are you coming from? 1333 01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,640 - No, I am leaving. - No, no, listen… 1334 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:15,640 Wait… 1335 01:05:15,850 --> 01:05:16,970 - No, no. - Sonu. 1336 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:18,810 Brother, that's the thief. 1337 01:05:18,890 --> 01:05:20,100 - She is my sword. - Her? 1338 01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:21,100 Yes. 1339 01:05:21,310 --> 01:05:22,560 This is bloody unbelievable. 1340 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,890 So beautiful and still a thief. 1341 01:05:24,100 --> 01:05:25,640 - What happened? - My stuff? Where is my stuff? 1342 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,560 I don't understand. 1343 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:29,560 Jewellery, clothes, CD Player… where? 1344 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,890 I have no idea. 1345 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,720 - No idea? - No. 1346 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:34,270 This knife… 1347 01:05:34,350 --> 01:05:36,060 This sword is mine. 1348 01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:38,430 This is mine. I got it from the flea market. 1349 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,350 But-- 1350 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,770 Flea market? 1351 01:05:41,390 --> 01:05:42,270 Yes. 1352 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,180 You and me go to the flea market. 1353 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,640 - No, no, I will not go there. - No. 1354 01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:49,430 Madam, I will call UP Police. 1355 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,520 Very dangerous. 1356 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,270 A slab of ice… snow… 1357 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:54,470 Come, please. My player. 1358 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,810 - Okay, okay, let's go. - Thank you. 1359 01:05:56,890 --> 01:05:57,770 - Come. - Go. 1360 01:05:59,020 --> 01:05:59,890 Move! 1361 01:06:00,270 --> 01:06:01,100 You what country? 1362 01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:02,140 - Zimbabwe. - Okay, okay. 1363 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,470 - Now tell. - Yes. 1364 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,560 This way left. 1365 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,560 Left. 1366 01:06:15,850 --> 01:06:16,850 Uncle. 1367 01:06:16,930 --> 01:06:20,560 UNCLE KEYSMITH 1368 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,560 - Yes? - You… 1369 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,060 - Is it him? - Yes, yes, he's the one. 1370 01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,100 I got the sword from him. 1371 01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:28,140 No, no, I am not… 1372 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,220 "Horn Okay Please" and he's no more… 1373 01:06:30,310 --> 01:06:31,720 - A wise guy. - What? 1374 01:06:31,930 --> 01:06:33,680 You are Indian. Talk in Hindi. 1375 01:06:33,930 --> 01:06:35,220 Oh, sorry. 1376 01:06:35,310 --> 01:06:37,310 How many times do I have to tell you I am not the thief? 1377 01:06:37,390 --> 01:06:39,270 Thieves sell their goods to me. 1378 01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:41,720 And… the sword you sold to her? 1379 01:06:41,810 --> 01:06:42,770 My ancestral sword. 1380 01:06:42,850 --> 01:06:44,890 The cop you were talking to the other night… 1381 01:06:44,970 --> 01:06:46,930 - That officer. - He was the thief. 1382 01:06:47,390 --> 01:06:48,850 - That Hyderabadi. - Yes. 1383 01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:50,520 He sold that sword to me. 1384 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,270 Where does he stay? Where is his home? 1385 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:55,430 A thief fits in every home. 1386 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:56,890 Like this palm fits your cheeks. 1387 01:06:57,810 --> 01:06:58,810 Welcome Hotel. 1388 01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:04,350 - Hello. - Can't take your eyes off her? 1389 01:07:04,430 --> 01:07:06,970 - Get lost. - At least let us get acquainted. 1390 01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:10,850 Thank you, sister. 1391 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,640 O wandering vagabond 1392 01:07:15,970 --> 01:07:18,020 O wandering vagabond 1393 01:07:18,390 --> 01:07:23,310 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1394 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,140 My heart swayed on seven seas 1395 01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:31,180 When you looked at me 1396 01:07:36,810 --> 01:07:39,100 My heart swayed on seven seas 1397 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:41,560 When you looked at me 1398 01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:45,140 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1399 01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:49,680 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1400 01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:53,600 As it swayed across the seven seas 1401 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,930 For the sake of your love 1402 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:59,600 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1403 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:04,890 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1404 01:08:05,350 --> 01:08:08,430 O wandering vagabond 1405 01:08:08,810 --> 01:08:10,850 O wandering vagabond 1406 01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:15,850 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1407 01:08:15,970 --> 01:08:17,020 - Stop. - Stop. 1408 01:08:21,850 --> 01:08:23,470 This is my car. 1409 01:08:24,270 --> 01:08:27,720 Whoever stole my car will die by my hands. 1410 01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:30,140 O wandering vagabond 1411 01:08:30,470 --> 01:08:32,640 O wandering vagabond 1412 01:08:32,890 --> 01:08:36,850 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1413 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,680 Where are you? 1414 01:08:42,970 --> 01:08:45,810 Don't keep saying hello. I can't hear a thing. 1415 01:08:51,350 --> 01:08:56,220 I'll conceal you in my eyes And never open them 1416 01:08:56,430 --> 01:09:01,100 Blend you in my voice And say nothing to this world 1417 01:09:01,310 --> 01:09:05,720 I'll conceal you in my eyes And never open them 1418 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:10,640 Blend you in my voice And say nothing to this world 1419 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:17,720 Only I look at you, talk to you Live and die with you 1420 01:09:17,810 --> 01:09:21,270 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1421 01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:26,350 I'm all yours now, my beloved 1422 01:09:27,060 --> 01:09:30,140 O wandering vagabond 1423 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,560 O wandering vagabond 1424 01:09:32,930 --> 01:09:37,640 - You dwell in my heart, beloved - Waiter. 1425 01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:38,600 Where can I find Badshah? 1426 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,140 - Room number 202. Yes. - In 202? 1427 01:09:40,220 --> 01:09:42,060 O wandering vagabond 1428 01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:47,520 You dwell in my heart, beloved 1429 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:03,520 Badshah… 1430 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:05,560 You-- 1431 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:09,470 Great. 1432 01:10:10,270 --> 01:10:13,720 Listening to devotional songs after committing all the sins in the world. 1433 01:10:15,390 --> 01:10:17,770 Badshah, where is my CD player? 1434 01:10:18,470 --> 01:10:20,680 Where is my CD player? Where is my CD? 1435 01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:22,430 Badshah, where is my CD player… 1436 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:23,600 Hey? 1437 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:24,520 Sorry. 1438 01:10:25,390 --> 01:10:27,060 Badshah. 1439 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,060 Down for the count so easily? Stand up. 1440 01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:32,680 Where is the CD player? 1441 01:10:34,770 --> 01:10:35,640 Badshah? 1442 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:38,600 Badshah? 1443 01:10:39,850 --> 01:10:40,970 He is dead. 1444 01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:41,890 Badshah? 1445 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:43,560 No! 1446 01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:50,810 I only frisked you. 1447 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:52,350 Badshah? 1448 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:53,680 Where is Badshah? 1449 01:10:53,930 --> 01:10:54,770 Two hundred and two, sir. 1450 01:10:54,970 --> 01:10:58,810 - How dare you ask for a bribe? - Sir, I meant room number 202. 1451 01:10:59,270 --> 01:11:01,020 Should have told me where my CD player is. 1452 01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:10,770 Found it. 1453 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:12,810 The lift isn't working. 1454 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,560 Has to be a power cut, sir. 1455 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,770 This is the only way to get here, sir. 1456 01:11:17,310 --> 01:11:18,810 Find out where 202 is. 1457 01:11:19,060 --> 01:11:19,890 - Yes, sir. - Go. 1458 01:11:22,470 --> 01:11:23,600 Glory to Goddess. 1459 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,520 This-- 1460 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,470 Who is it? 1461 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:41,470 Police. 1462 01:11:42,310 --> 01:11:43,220 Not interested. 1463 01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:44,270 - Let's go. - Not interested? 1464 01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:48,310 I am not selling groceries, this is a raid. 1465 01:11:49,020 --> 01:11:50,220 I will count to 30. 1466 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:51,520 Thirty or three, sir? 1467 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,810 Those in a hurry count till three. 1468 01:11:54,180 --> 01:11:55,350 But we are not in a hurry. 1469 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,020 Are you opening or should we start counting? 1470 01:12:00,310 --> 01:12:01,680 - One - Two. 1471 01:12:01,930 --> 01:12:02,810 Three… 1472 01:12:02,890 --> 01:12:03,810 Fifteen. 1473 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,720 - Are you reciting the tables? - Okay, sir. 1474 01:12:05,810 --> 01:12:07,100 - Sixteen. - Seventeen. 1475 01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:08,100 - Eighteen. - Get up. 1476 01:12:08,180 --> 01:12:09,430 - Nineteen. - Twenty. 1477 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,560 Twenty-six. 1478 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,640 - Straight to 26. - Twenty-eight. 1479 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,810 Twenty-nine. 1480 01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:24,770 Bravo. Only a finger? 1481 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,180 - And also my leg, sir. - I didn't see that. 1482 01:12:27,970 --> 01:12:30,310 - He's asleep. How can he open the door? - Oh. 1483 01:12:30,390 --> 01:12:32,180 Get up. It's past noon. 1484 01:12:32,270 --> 01:12:33,100 Turn that off. 1485 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:36,600 Wake up. 1486 01:12:38,430 --> 01:12:39,310 Is he dead? 1487 01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:41,930 Is this murder? 1488 01:12:43,470 --> 01:12:44,310 It is a murder. 1489 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:45,520 Seriously? 1490 01:12:47,140 --> 01:12:49,600 So, another Badshah bids goodbye to the country. 1491 01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:51,060 See this, Shukla. 1492 01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:51,970 Well… 1493 01:12:52,350 --> 01:12:53,220 Out of my way. 1494 01:12:53,310 --> 01:12:54,140 Oh no… 1495 01:13:01,060 --> 01:13:01,930 Vicky? 1496 01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:04,430 Shukla, this is the main entrance to the hotel. 1497 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:05,810 And you made me climb the stairs. 1498 01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:08,060 Good morning, Mr. Laadle. 1499 01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:09,140 Alright. 1500 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,310 But when did you change your profession? 1501 01:13:13,310 --> 01:13:15,560 I haven't done anything, sir. Honestly. 1502 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,350 Did he die of a vitamin overdose? 1503 01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:18,770 I seriously didn't kill him. 1504 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,470 - You're from a decent family. - Right. 1505 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,310 And you have a gorgeous and hot sister. 1506 01:13:24,890 --> 01:13:27,350 I will request the judge personally 1507 01:13:27,930 --> 01:13:30,060 not to make the noose too tight for you. 1508 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:30,970 Alright? 1509 01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:33,350 Thank you very much, sir. 1510 01:13:33,930 --> 01:13:35,350 If not for you, I would be saved. 1511 01:13:35,430 --> 01:13:36,600 You are in safe hands. 1512 01:13:37,390 --> 01:13:38,470 Catch him. 1513 01:13:41,890 --> 01:13:43,810 Right, a little to the left. 1514 01:13:43,890 --> 01:13:45,890 Uncle, please don't make a CD of it. 1515 01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:47,100 I beg you. 1516 01:13:47,180 --> 01:13:48,390 - Hey… - Who was that? 1517 01:13:48,470 --> 01:13:49,390 I don't know. 1518 01:13:50,470 --> 01:13:51,310 Vidya. 1519 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,270 What timing I tell you. 1520 01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,390 - The boy's getting launched. - Vicky. 1521 01:13:59,470 --> 01:14:01,270 - Vidya. - Vicky. 1522 01:14:03,350 --> 01:14:04,430 Vidya. 1523 01:14:05,310 --> 01:14:06,220 Vidya. 1524 01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,640 - Careful. - I will fall. 1525 01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:10,310 Save me. 1526 01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:12,810 Vidya. Vidya. 1527 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:14,350 Save me, please. 1528 01:14:21,220 --> 01:14:22,680 See who's calling? 1529 01:14:22,850 --> 01:14:25,140 How can you see who is calling? 1530 01:14:25,310 --> 01:14:26,770 Your lips are like fire… 1531 01:14:26,850 --> 01:14:29,020 - Hello. - She will recognize me by my voice. 1532 01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:30,020 Amazing, sir. 1533 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,430 Guess who? 1534 01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:33,100 Suresh? 1535 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:37,470 The guy in the uniform. 1536 01:14:37,930 --> 01:14:39,270 - Postman Naresh. - No… 1537 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,100 Laadle speaking. 1538 01:14:41,970 --> 01:14:42,810 Idiot. 1539 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,470 Must be the maid who picked it up. 1540 01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,350 I'll show her. Dial again. 1541 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:56,640 - Hello. - I'll punch your guts in. 1542 01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,020 Are you going to stop only after you are tainted like the moon? 1543 01:15:00,470 --> 01:15:01,470 Ramesh? Suresh? 1544 01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:03,350 Who else have you been fooling around with? 1545 01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:06,850 Next time you come to the police station, I'll stick a bubble gum in your hair. 1546 01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:09,020 What nonsense? Who the hell is speaking? 1547 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,430 Sorry… Chanda. I was speaking to the maid. 1548 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,180 She was saying disgusting things to me. 1549 01:15:15,270 --> 01:15:16,390 Why did you call? 1550 01:15:23,220 --> 01:15:24,770 RISHIKESH UTTAR PRADESH 1551 01:15:26,020 --> 01:15:28,270 I've known Vicky for ten years. 1552 01:15:28,390 --> 01:15:30,100 He can never attack anyone. 1553 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:32,060 We've known China for 50 years, 1554 01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:33,060 but they are attacking us. 1555 01:15:33,140 --> 01:15:35,020 But he's a decent man. 1556 01:15:35,390 --> 01:15:36,810 Let him go, inspector. 1557 01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:38,930 First, you said to catch the thief. 1558 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:42,220 Now when I've arrested a murderer, you want me to let him go. 1559 01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:45,720 - Are you on medication? - How do you know? 1560 01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:46,930 Your walk says everything. 1561 01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,390 - Oh…same doctor. - Make way. Make way. 1562 01:15:51,470 --> 01:15:53,810 Here comes the murderer's grandpa. Come, come. 1563 01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:55,970 Stop calling me a murderer's grandpa. 1564 01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:58,350 What else do you call a murderer? 1565 01:15:58,430 --> 01:15:59,270 Pilot? 1566 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:00,970 - I'll yank your tongue out… - How are you? 1567 01:16:01,060 --> 01:16:02,350 And feed them to the dogs. 1568 01:16:02,430 --> 01:16:03,310 Get lost. 1569 01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:07,140 - Hello. - Why did you arrest my grandson? 1570 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:08,350 What has he done? 1571 01:16:08,470 --> 01:16:10,970 - Just a half murder, nothing serious. - Half murder? 1572 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,770 The victim's in a coma. 1573 01:16:12,850 --> 01:16:14,220 Grandpa, I am innocent. 1574 01:16:15,060 --> 01:16:19,140 Did the police tow you here for standing in no-parking? 1575 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:22,560 Laadle, my brother is not a killer. 1576 01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:24,890 Not a killer? 1577 01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:29,100 His sister can take anyone's breath away, so why can't your brother take it? 1578 01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:34,020 Do something, please. 1579 01:16:34,390 --> 01:16:35,560 You know I want to, 1580 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,350 but I can get suspended for doing it here. 1581 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:38,470 Let's meet in private. 1582 01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:40,560 Do something for Vicky! 1583 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:41,850 Be specific. 1584 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:43,470 I already had a place in mind. 1585 01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:44,560 What? 1586 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,140 I'll try. 1587 01:16:46,220 --> 01:16:47,390 You must try. 1588 01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:48,520 But act fast. 1589 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:51,060 The thief is in a coma, not on vacation. 1590 01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,850 We'll act when he wakes up. 1591 01:16:52,930 --> 01:16:54,060 Understood. 1592 01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:55,850 Mr. Bable, if you need anything… 1593 01:16:55,930 --> 01:16:57,810 Anything at all, call me. 1594 01:16:57,890 --> 01:16:59,810 - Get him out of the coma. - Goodbye. 1595 01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:02,350 I gave him one little task and he's gone. 1596 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,270 Sir, there's a CD in it. 1597 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:07,220 No, no… you can't watch that CD. 1598 01:17:07,310 --> 01:17:09,350 - For God's sake, you can't watch it. - Why can't we see it? 1599 01:17:09,470 --> 01:17:10,470 What's so special about it? 1600 01:17:10,770 --> 01:17:12,600 We must check what's on this CD. 1601 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,850 - Vidya, stop them. Stop them. - Yes, okay. 1602 01:17:15,770 --> 01:17:16,930 - Go on, play it. - Hey! 1603 01:17:17,020 --> 01:17:20,430 I'm tired of his excuses, night outs, and his Russian friend. 1604 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:22,430 - Play it. - Vidya, Katie is from Zimbabwe, 1605 01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:23,350 not Russia. 1606 01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:24,850 - Is she? - Yes. 1607 01:17:24,930 --> 01:17:27,270 He doesn't know where my relatives live. 1608 01:17:27,350 --> 01:17:28,390 - Play that CD. - Play it. 1609 01:17:28,470 --> 01:17:29,770 No… 1610 01:17:29,850 --> 01:17:30,850 Put it here. 1611 01:17:31,020 --> 01:17:31,850 Vidya. 1612 01:17:31,970 --> 01:17:32,810 Vidya. 1613 01:17:33,350 --> 01:17:34,180 Vidi… 1614 01:17:34,470 --> 01:17:35,350 Vudu. 1615 01:17:36,270 --> 01:17:37,140 Please come here. 1616 01:17:42,350 --> 01:17:43,180 What is it? 1617 01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:45,680 - Vidya, they can't watch that CD. - Why? 1618 01:17:45,850 --> 01:17:47,810 The CD we made that night, 1619 01:17:48,350 --> 01:17:52,350 was in the CD player that got stolen. 1620 01:17:53,350 --> 01:17:54,890 It's the same CD. 1621 01:17:55,220 --> 01:17:57,640 - Is that our CD from Goa? - Yes. 1622 01:17:59,310 --> 01:18:00,810 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 1623 01:18:01,180 --> 01:18:03,770 I was scared. I thought you'd be mad at me. 1624 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,810 Why would I be mad at you? 1625 01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:07,770 You are the best. 1626 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,350 - I will kill you. - Vidya. 1627 01:18:09,430 --> 01:18:10,890 What is she doing? 1628 01:18:10,970 --> 01:18:14,310 If you weren't in jail, I would have dumped you. 1629 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:16,930 You've destroyed my reputation. 1630 01:18:17,020 --> 01:18:17,890 They might hear us. 1631 01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:20,180 Not just hear us, now they will see us. 1632 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:21,520 Oh, God. 1633 01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:22,810 Wait… 1634 01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:29,770 TRUTH ALWAYS TRIUMPHS 1635 01:18:39,470 --> 01:18:42,350 Disgusting. This is all I had to see with my one eye. 1636 01:18:42,930 --> 01:18:44,270 Raise the volume. 1637 01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:45,890 The button's not working. 1638 01:18:46,350 --> 01:18:49,020 And such films are more fun to watch rather than listen to. 1639 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:50,930 Turn it off. Turn it off. 1640 01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:52,640 - Yes… - I said turn it off. 1641 01:18:52,930 --> 01:18:55,020 What is this, Vidya? 1642 01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:56,770 What is this… 1643 01:18:56,930 --> 01:19:00,220 - We were in Goa and… - Liar! 1644 01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:05,270 Men from Goa cannot have such thick mustaches. 1645 01:19:05,390 --> 01:19:08,350 It's some C-grade actor from a South Indian film. 1646 01:19:08,430 --> 01:19:09,720 Turn it off. 1647 01:19:09,810 --> 01:19:12,140 Grandpa, do you expect them to watch Jungle Book at this age? 1648 01:19:12,220 --> 01:19:13,890 Even Mowgli has more clothes on. 1649 01:19:13,970 --> 01:19:15,270 - But this… - Vidya. 1650 01:19:15,810 --> 01:19:17,350 - They are married. - Vidya, that's not our CD. 1651 01:19:17,430 --> 01:19:19,600 Shukla, keep the CD as evidence. 1652 01:19:20,430 --> 01:19:21,600 We might have to watch it again. 1653 01:19:21,810 --> 01:19:23,850 Safe. Safe. We're safe. 1654 01:19:24,390 --> 01:19:25,560 Where is our CD? 1655 01:19:29,430 --> 01:19:30,310 I don't know. 1656 01:19:32,430 --> 01:19:33,350 Vidya. 1657 01:19:33,770 --> 01:19:34,680 - Vidya. - Daughter-in-law. 1658 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:36,560 Daughter-in-law. 1659 01:19:43,220 --> 01:19:45,640 NOTICE: DEAR THIEVES, THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED 1660 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,220 BEFORE, PLEASE DON'T BREAK THE LOCK AND OUR TRUST AGAIN. 1661 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:49,430 It's in place. 1662 01:19:50,390 --> 01:19:55,020 We go to Jhansi for two days, and this happens. 1663 01:19:55,270 --> 01:19:56,770 - What happened? - Vidya. 1664 01:19:57,270 --> 01:19:58,890 - What? - They're back. 1665 01:20:00,310 --> 01:20:02,970 Is your tobacco more important than your daughter? 1666 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,180 You always mumble. 1667 01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:05,220 Vidya. 1668 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:08,430 - Vidya. - What is it? 1669 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:10,470 Come down and come home with us. 1670 01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,310 No need to take Vidya home. 1671 01:20:14,390 --> 01:20:15,310 This is her home. 1672 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,970 Vicky hasn't been proven a murderer. You will stay here. 1673 01:20:18,270 --> 01:20:21,100 People don't go to Bangkok on a pilgrimage. 1674 01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:23,020 - I have no idea. - But I do. 1675 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,060 What he's done is a crime. Let him rot in jail. 1676 01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:26,600 He's practically committed a murder. 1677 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,430 Vicky didn't commit any murder. 1678 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,060 - Just go home. - Leave. 1679 01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:31,020 Leave! 1680 01:20:31,180 --> 01:20:32,350 You heard her. Come on, let's go. 1681 01:20:32,430 --> 01:20:33,810 - Scram! - But listen to your father. 1682 01:20:33,890 --> 01:20:35,180 He's a disgusting man. 1683 01:20:35,270 --> 01:20:36,310 Why should we listen to you? 1684 01:20:36,770 --> 01:20:38,930 Let me go. How can you arrest me like this? 1685 01:20:39,020 --> 01:20:40,970 Stealing at this age. 1686 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:45,270 Love and stealing is not possible for me at this age. 1687 01:20:45,350 --> 01:20:46,220 I know, Uncle. 1688 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,140 But even we have a target to meet. 1689 01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:49,310 Listen… 1690 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:50,930 Hey, ancient uncle. 1691 01:20:52,930 --> 01:20:53,810 Hey. 1692 01:20:54,390 --> 01:20:56,350 - What are you doing here? - It was vacation time. 1693 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,850 Thought I should spend some time in jail. 1694 01:20:57,930 --> 01:20:58,890 It's not funny. 1695 01:20:58,970 --> 01:20:59,850 Move. 1696 01:21:00,270 --> 01:21:02,600 Did you find Badshah? 1697 01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,220 I got arrested for his half-murder. 1698 01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:05,140 Half murder? 1699 01:21:05,220 --> 01:21:06,680 - You wasted no time. - I didn't do it. 1700 01:21:07,810 --> 01:21:09,470 They put me in here forcefully. 1701 01:21:09,770 --> 01:21:12,890 That inspector is a cruel man. 1702 01:21:12,970 --> 01:21:15,430 I can catch criminals like him with my right hand. 1703 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:16,470 This time we caught him with our left hand. 1704 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,020 Well done, sir. 1705 01:21:18,310 --> 01:21:20,310 Now we know why you never sit down. 1706 01:21:21,930 --> 01:21:24,020 Dad, when can we see the murderer? 1707 01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:25,350 Soon, son. 1708 01:21:25,430 --> 01:21:26,770 I have a question. 1709 01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:30,930 Are these keys only for showing off, or do they work? 1710 01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:32,180 These keys that you see, 1711 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,020 were used to pick the lock of India Gate. 1712 01:21:35,470 --> 01:21:36,470 - What? - Yes. 1713 01:21:36,770 --> 01:21:38,140 But there is no gate at India Gate. 1714 01:21:38,310 --> 01:21:40,310 Obviously. Because I picked it. 1715 01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:41,520 Oh! 1716 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,100 If you can pick the India Gate, then… 1717 01:21:49,140 --> 01:21:51,020 - Hello, Uncle. - Hello. 1718 01:21:51,430 --> 01:21:52,430 How did you get out? 1719 01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,680 So you can't complete your target. Vicky… 1720 01:21:54,770 --> 01:21:55,600 Lock him up. 1721 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,930 But is it safe to keep a murderer in lock up? 1722 01:21:58,430 --> 01:22:01,560 I may look cute, but I have a ferocious temper. 1723 01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,220 Once I get my hands on the guy, 1724 01:22:03,430 --> 01:22:04,520 there is no escape. 1725 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,640 I had him in my grip for several hours. 1726 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:09,930 But later put him in jail fearing I might choke him. 1727 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,890 Before this, I had another guy in my grip right here. 1728 01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,310 - Tightly. - Jai hind. 1729 01:22:14,970 --> 01:22:17,560 If we could get a few pictures of the murder, 1730 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,220 that would make the news sensational. 1731 01:22:19,390 --> 01:22:20,470 - Absolutely. - Of course. 1732 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:21,600 Vicky escaped. 1733 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:22,560 What? 1734 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:25,720 When did he escape? 1735 01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:28,850 When you were boasting about no one could escape your grip. 1736 01:22:28,970 --> 01:22:29,850 And what were you doing? 1737 01:22:29,930 --> 01:22:31,470 Preparing your medicine. 1738 01:22:31,970 --> 01:22:32,890 Get him, Laadle. 1739 01:22:33,350 --> 01:22:35,270 My son wants to take a picture with him. 1740 01:22:35,430 --> 01:22:36,350 Yes, sir. 1741 01:22:38,890 --> 01:22:41,100 - Sir, can I ask a question? - Ask. 1742 01:22:41,180 --> 01:22:43,430 Imagine the murderer escapes, 1743 01:22:43,770 --> 01:22:45,060 what would you do in that situation? 1744 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,430 There's no escape from the law's iron grip. 1745 01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:49,470 Exactly, sir. 1746 01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:51,430 There's no escape from the law's iron grip. 1747 01:22:52,430 --> 01:22:53,310 We'll catch him again. 1748 01:22:53,470 --> 01:22:54,850 Catch him again? What do you mean? 1749 01:22:55,060 --> 01:22:56,140 He somewhat escaped. 1750 01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:57,600 Somewhat? 1751 01:22:58,100 --> 01:22:59,180 Completely escaped, sir. 1752 01:22:59,270 --> 01:23:00,810 Find him immediately, 1753 01:23:01,270 --> 01:23:02,850 or you'll be suspended. 1754 01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:07,520 Faktimaan 1755 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,520 Faktimaan 1756 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,270 They have their own Faktimaan and still get robbed. 1757 01:23:13,350 --> 01:23:14,520 Search every room. 1758 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,020 - Yes, sir. - He must be hiding somewhere here. 1759 01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:17,140 - Look there. - Who is hiding? 1760 01:23:17,220 --> 01:23:18,680 What happened? 1761 01:23:18,770 --> 01:23:21,970 Unfortunately, Chanda, your brother escaped from jail. 1762 01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:22,890 - What? - Yes. 1763 01:23:22,970 --> 01:23:24,020 Vicky escaped from jail?! 1764 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,220 How can he escape? 1765 01:23:25,890 --> 01:23:29,020 How can I not be concerned about your grandson and your brother? 1766 01:23:29,430 --> 01:23:31,520 Actually, I noticed two things in his eyes. 1767 01:23:31,810 --> 01:23:32,810 It was slightly yellow. 1768 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:34,350 - Did he have jaundice? - No. 1769 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:35,390 Good. 1770 01:23:35,470 --> 01:23:36,810 And the second was innocence. 1771 01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:37,850 That's it. 1772 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:40,680 We planned everything and helped him escape. 1773 01:23:40,770 --> 01:23:41,640 Give me five. 1774 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,430 That's a peculiar way to clap. 1775 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,850 - He slapped you, sir. - Slap-- 1776 01:23:47,930 --> 01:23:50,220 First, my child was accused of half murder, 1777 01:23:50,310 --> 01:23:52,220 now you let him escape. 1778 01:23:52,310 --> 01:23:53,930 Now he'll be charged with two crimes. 1779 01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:55,720 You old-timer. 1780 01:23:56,060 --> 01:23:58,220 I'll turn your head into a pinata. 1781 01:23:58,850 --> 01:23:59,970 How dare you talk to him like that? 1782 01:24:00,060 --> 01:24:02,220 Any other officer would have said this. 1783 01:24:02,390 --> 01:24:03,310 But not me. 1784 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,270 Don't worry, Uncle. 1785 01:24:05,470 --> 01:24:07,100 I'll make someone else take the blame for Vicky. 1786 01:24:07,350 --> 01:24:08,390 - Shukla. - Boss, 1787 01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:09,930 will I look good behind bars in uniform? 1788 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,220 Sir, Vicky isn't inside. 1789 01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,060 Search outside. 1790 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:17,560 The old man can't see, but he aimed right at my cheek. 1791 01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:39,470 If we didn't cover something in that video, 1792 01:24:40,310 --> 01:24:41,390 let's make another one. 1793 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:43,720 And what will be the destination this time? 1794 01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:45,770 Mumbai? Goa? 1795 01:24:47,270 --> 01:24:48,850 How about Mussoorie? 1796 01:24:48,930 --> 01:24:50,060 Don't say that, Vidya. 1797 01:24:52,810 --> 01:24:55,600 I know what I did was unforgivable. 1798 01:24:58,470 --> 01:25:00,140 But please find the heart to forgive me. 1799 01:25:03,970 --> 01:25:05,680 While applying henna on the hands of girls, 1800 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,270 I also give them tips. 1801 01:25:09,270 --> 01:25:10,970 "You two are going to get married. 1802 01:25:11,470 --> 01:25:12,600 Always be together." 1803 01:25:13,310 --> 01:25:14,850 "Try not to make mistakes." 1804 01:25:17,970 --> 01:25:20,140 And I made the biggest mistake of all. 1805 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:25,600 These clarifications have no meaning, Vicky. 1806 01:25:27,770 --> 01:25:30,430 You said henna artists never change. 1807 01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:32,810 But you've changed. 1808 01:25:33,430 --> 01:25:34,270 No… 1809 01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:39,560 A woman's reputation means everything to her. 1810 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:44,720 We're embarrassed to show our pictures if it doesn't come out right. 1811 01:25:47,890 --> 01:25:50,890 In this case, it's an entire video. 1812 01:25:51,810 --> 01:25:54,640 How could I get you involved in this? 1813 01:25:55,310 --> 01:25:56,600 Go away. 1814 01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:59,180 There is nothing left between us. 1815 01:25:59,270 --> 01:26:01,560 Don't say that, Vidya. 1816 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:02,600 I said go. 1817 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,770 I am sorry, Vidya. Please… 1818 01:26:03,850 --> 01:26:05,680 - I said leave. - Forgive me. Please… 1819 01:26:05,770 --> 01:26:09,060 - Hit me. Please, hit me. - What are you doing? Go away. 1820 01:26:09,140 --> 01:26:11,600 I can't stay away from you, Vidya. I can't live without you. 1821 01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:13,100 - I am sorry. I am sorry. - Vicky. 1822 01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:15,180 - I can't stay without you. - Leave me. 1823 01:26:15,270 --> 01:26:17,020 - I am sorry, Vidya. - Leave me. 1824 01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:18,560 - Vidya… - I said leave me! 1825 01:26:18,810 --> 01:26:19,970 Vidya-- 1826 01:26:20,060 --> 01:26:22,470 Go anywhere you want, but leave me alone. 1827 01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:23,640 - Please. - Vidya. 1828 01:26:24,390 --> 01:26:25,270 Vidya. 1829 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,220 Vidya. 1830 01:26:28,390 --> 01:26:30,640 Never felt so lonely 1831 01:26:30,810 --> 01:26:33,060 So broken 1832 01:26:33,180 --> 01:26:37,390 Like this 1833 01:26:37,890 --> 01:26:40,020 Since we parted ways 1834 01:26:40,350 --> 01:26:42,600 I've been wondering 1835 01:26:42,770 --> 01:26:46,430 What's gonna happen to me 1836 01:26:46,770 --> 01:26:51,890 If I ever lose you 1837 01:26:52,390 --> 01:26:56,180 I don't know what I would do 1838 01:26:57,100 --> 01:27:01,470 I would die 1839 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:06,270 Without you, I would die 1840 01:27:06,810 --> 01:27:11,020 For you, I would 1841 01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:15,930 Endure all the pain with a smile 1842 01:27:16,390 --> 01:27:20,680 I would die 1843 01:27:20,810 --> 01:27:25,270 Without you, I would die 1844 01:28:02,970 --> 01:28:04,350 BABA BHAVAN 1845 01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:08,810 Punish me in any way you please 1846 01:28:08,890 --> 01:28:13,600 But don't leave me ever 1847 01:28:13,970 --> 01:28:18,560 I know I've made mistakes 1848 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:23,100 I couldn't be loyal to you 1849 01:28:23,180 --> 01:28:27,810 I am shattered like a dream 1850 01:28:27,890 --> 01:28:32,430 There's no way to Put me back together again 1851 01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:37,470 I would die 1852 01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:42,350 Without you, I would die 1853 01:29:00,310 --> 01:29:01,180 Vicky! 1854 01:29:04,270 --> 01:29:05,770 Are you out of your mind? 1855 01:29:06,390 --> 01:29:07,770 Trying to commit suicide. 1856 01:29:09,180 --> 01:29:13,180 I was scared thinking about what people would say if the video got leaked. 1857 01:29:13,270 --> 01:29:15,930 And what about your family? 1858 01:29:16,470 --> 01:29:17,310 What about me? 1859 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:19,100 Did you think about me? 1860 01:29:19,390 --> 01:29:20,810 What would happen to me without me? 1861 01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:22,520 But this is my fault, Vidya. 1862 01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:24,470 Making that video wasn't your decision alone. 1863 01:29:24,850 --> 01:29:25,720 Right? 1864 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:30,060 You think I didn't want to commit suicide? 1865 01:29:30,220 --> 01:29:31,180 No, Vidya. 1866 01:29:31,270 --> 01:29:34,140 But, Vicky, suicide is not the solution. 1867 01:29:36,850 --> 01:29:38,640 I had heard doctors save lives. 1868 01:29:39,470 --> 01:29:40,520 Now I saw it first hand. 1869 01:29:40,890 --> 01:29:42,270 And thank God you arrived on time, 1870 01:29:42,350 --> 01:29:43,770 or I would have been split into two halves, 1871 01:29:43,850 --> 01:29:45,560 Vicky on one side and Bable on the other. Like this. 1872 01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:49,680 Vicky. 1873 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:57,930 Vicky… 1874 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:00,600 we must deal… 1875 01:30:02,180 --> 01:30:04,140 with this problem together. 1876 01:30:04,470 --> 01:30:06,430 I am trying to deal with this problem, Vidya. 1877 01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:09,100 I found our CD player with that thief Badshah. 1878 01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,470 But our CD wasn't in it. 1879 01:30:11,810 --> 01:30:14,180 Then where is our CD? 1880 01:30:23,060 --> 01:30:24,310 I am in room number 202. 1881 01:30:24,930 --> 01:30:26,140 Bring the money and take your stuff. 1882 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:31,560 Sister… 1883 01:30:32,140 --> 01:30:33,020 you're here. 1884 01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:35,850 Need your blessings, sister. 1885 01:30:36,060 --> 01:30:37,100 So business can boom. 1886 01:30:37,220 --> 01:30:39,220 I am five years younger than you, uncle. 1887 01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:41,470 I don't discount women's age. 1888 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:44,100 How dare you swindle my money, 1889 01:30:44,180 --> 01:30:45,890 and celebrating your birthday here. 1890 01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:47,140 Hey! 1891 01:30:47,270 --> 01:30:49,220 You cannot trick an old lady out of her money. 1892 01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:50,390 - Hey-- - Don't interrupt. 1893 01:30:51,310 --> 01:30:53,600 Sister, the deal is between me and you. 1894 01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:55,220 - Yes. - I can handle you, sister. 1895 01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:57,770 But I can't handle these clowns. 1896 01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:01,680 - I am ready to sit and talk. - Hey. 1897 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:05,520 My fists talk better than your mouth. 1898 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:06,890 Bravo, Sunil. 1899 01:31:06,970 --> 01:31:08,140 - I am Shetty. - Go on! 1900 01:31:13,390 --> 01:31:14,220 Come! 1901 01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:17,600 Get lost. 1902 01:31:21,180 --> 01:31:22,180 Stay down. 1903 01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:25,520 Badshah, what is this CD? 1904 01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:30,100 What is wrong with him? 1905 01:31:31,350 --> 01:31:32,680 Is he dead? 1906 01:31:32,850 --> 01:31:34,560 You killed him. 1907 01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:37,220 - Run. Get out of here. - Hey. 1908 01:31:37,310 --> 01:31:38,850 Just like a good boy. 1909 01:31:47,390 --> 01:31:48,310 Yoga. 1910 01:31:49,060 --> 01:31:53,970 It's a convenient and effective method to control your temper. 1911 01:31:54,430 --> 01:31:58,770 Yours truly, Bulbul Didi… 1912 01:31:59,310 --> 01:32:04,350 controls your temper through yoga and your necessities with money. 1913 01:32:04,850 --> 01:32:06,930 - And… - Madam, Shetty is on the call. 1914 01:32:08,930 --> 01:32:09,970 - Yes. - Madam, 1915 01:32:10,470 --> 01:32:11,770 Badshah is out of coma. 1916 01:32:11,850 --> 01:32:14,680 What if he tells the police everything about us? 1917 01:32:14,770 --> 01:32:17,020 Sister… 1918 01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:18,390 Hold, Shetty. 1919 01:32:18,470 --> 01:32:20,220 That Badshah is awake. 1920 01:32:20,310 --> 01:32:22,770 What if he rats us out to the police? 1921 01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:26,310 Then you know what to do. 1922 01:32:26,390 --> 01:32:28,060 I absolutely… don't. 1923 01:32:28,270 --> 01:32:29,930 Because you never told me. 1924 01:32:30,270 --> 01:32:31,180 Kill him. 1925 01:32:31,350 --> 01:32:32,180 Bro. 1926 01:32:32,270 --> 01:32:36,060 Why did we pick these cheap Sunil Shetty from the orphanage gates? 1927 01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:38,470 Even we want to know why. 1928 01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:39,640 We weren't orphans, 1929 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:40,970 we were only playing outside the orphanage. 1930 01:32:41,060 --> 01:32:42,970 Stop this nonsense and listen. 1931 01:32:43,060 --> 01:32:43,930 Yes. 1932 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,470 - That CD we found… - Yes. 1933 01:32:46,770 --> 01:32:49,430 Call those people and make a deal with them. 1934 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,560 - Got it? - I understand. 1935 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:55,930 Hello. 1936 01:32:56,020 --> 01:32:56,890 Hey. 1937 01:32:57,100 --> 01:32:59,350 Don't say a word and listen quietly. 1938 01:32:59,470 --> 01:33:02,810 We have your explicit video with us. 1939 01:33:02,890 --> 01:33:04,220 If you want it back, 1940 01:33:04,310 --> 01:33:06,180 then bring 200,000 rupees, 1941 01:33:06,270 --> 01:33:09,560 to Jubilee Graveyard at midnight. 1942 01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:11,060 I'll hang up now. 1943 01:33:12,180 --> 01:33:13,100 Goodbye. 1944 01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:14,770 Hello? 1945 01:33:14,970 --> 01:33:15,890 Hello? 1946 01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:20,140 Listen to me. Hello. He hung up. 1947 01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:21,520 Good God. 1948 01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:24,810 Did he make an explicit video of me? 1949 01:33:25,270 --> 01:33:26,220 But with who? 1950 01:33:30,930 --> 01:33:33,020 - Got you. - Let me go. 1951 01:33:33,930 --> 01:33:35,220 No, no, no. 1952 01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:39,220 Explicit video with Chanda. 1953 01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:42,020 He's demanding 200,000 rupees. 1954 01:33:42,810 --> 01:33:44,310 Did he make an entire film? 1955 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:45,850 I will either get my money today 1956 01:33:45,930 --> 01:33:47,890 or gouge the old-timer's other eye out. 1957 01:33:47,970 --> 01:33:50,220 This is your last cup of tea. I am leaving this house for good. 1958 01:33:50,310 --> 01:33:53,350 Going where? Hold on. Wait. Chanda, sit. 1959 01:33:53,430 --> 01:33:56,470 I am done with all this. I am leaving and that's final. 1960 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,640 Exactly! What's done is done. Forget it. 1961 01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:01,930 I wouldn't mind a few times, but… 1962 01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:03,930 You wouldn't mind?! How could you not mind? 1963 01:34:04,270 --> 01:34:05,100 I shouldn't? 1964 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,520 Then pay my salary. 1965 01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:08,520 Pay-- 1966 01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,640 Done. I'll give you your salary. 1967 01:34:10,770 --> 01:34:12,600 I'll give you a few hundred bucks extra. 1968 01:34:12,890 --> 01:34:15,810 For all the time I spent with you… 1969 01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:17,600 Robbing a poor soul. 1970 01:34:17,680 --> 01:34:19,520 How much do you want? 1971 01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,970 - Double payment. - Double? 1972 01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:22,520 Agreed. Agreed. 1973 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:24,430 Save your whining for someone else. I want my money. 1974 01:34:25,060 --> 01:34:26,270 Here you go. 1975 01:34:26,350 --> 01:34:29,060 - Such a pain in the neck you are. - Take everything I have. 1976 01:34:29,310 --> 01:34:32,140 But you cannot put the family's reputation at stake. 1977 01:34:32,270 --> 01:34:33,430 - I got my money. - Right. 1978 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,470 - Your reputation will stay intact. - Fine. 1979 01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:39,270 Sister told me to call the CD guy. 1980 01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:41,350 I wonder if Shetty called him. 1981 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:42,770 Let me call him. 1982 01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:46,770 Listen to me quietly without saying a word. 1983 01:34:47,270 --> 01:34:49,600 I've made your dirty video. 1984 01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:50,930 If you want it back, 1985 01:34:51,140 --> 01:34:52,310 bring 200,000 rupees 1986 01:34:52,390 --> 01:34:55,470 to Jubilee Graveyard at midnight. 1987 01:34:55,810 --> 01:34:57,680 We will be waiting for you. 1988 01:34:58,390 --> 01:34:59,350 Goodbye. 1989 01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:04,020 Hello. 1990 01:35:05,930 --> 01:35:06,810 He hung up. 1991 01:35:08,390 --> 01:35:11,020 Firstly, I have to evade the police, and now this phone call. 1992 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:13,140 At least we found out the whereabouts of the CD. 1993 01:35:13,220 --> 01:35:14,470 - The family reputation is… - When did he come home? 1994 01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:17,310 But, Vidya, how can we be sure it's the same video? 1995 01:35:17,390 --> 01:35:19,640 We can watch it when the video leaks out. 1996 01:35:20,810 --> 01:35:23,430 How did they find out about my video? 1997 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:25,020 The cops are chasing me, 1998 01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:26,060 and you keep scaring me. 1999 01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:28,600 Leave all that. Where will we get 200,000 rupees? 2000 01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:31,180 I've never seen so much money together in my life. 2001 01:35:31,270 --> 01:35:33,100 What a pauper I've married. 2002 01:35:33,180 --> 01:35:37,020 You would know how much a kidney is worth these days. 2003 01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:40,020 Even your entire family wouldn't fetch 50,000. 2004 01:35:40,180 --> 01:35:41,560 Kidneys aren't the only thing getting expensive. 2005 01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:42,720 So is food. 2006 01:35:43,770 --> 01:35:46,270 He's ready to sell his kidney for me. 2007 01:35:46,350 --> 01:35:47,180 But, Vidya, 2008 01:35:48,140 --> 01:35:50,140 don't let anyone find out. 2009 01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:51,890 Our family's reputation is at stake. 2010 01:35:52,890 --> 01:35:55,020 My children are so open-minded. 2011 01:35:57,060 --> 01:35:58,640 They sounded so concerned 2012 01:35:58,970 --> 01:36:00,890 as if it was their video. 2013 01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:02,390 Promise? 2014 01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:05,850 - Promise. - I have no lack of money. 2015 01:36:06,890 --> 01:36:08,430 I'll borrow it from someone. 2016 01:36:10,430 --> 01:36:12,270 Sir. Sir, please… 2017 01:36:12,770 --> 01:36:14,470 - Sir. Sir, - Rascal. 2018 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,970 What have you been giving my boss for the past three months? 2019 01:36:17,060 --> 01:36:19,350 You've made his condition worse. He's got scratches on his back now. 2020 01:36:19,430 --> 01:36:20,270 Right? 2021 01:36:20,430 --> 01:36:21,390 He's too embarrassed to admit it. 2022 01:36:21,470 --> 01:36:24,020 Rascal. We have to stand all day because of you. 2023 01:36:24,100 --> 01:36:25,350 Lock him up. 2024 01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:28,180 Sir, why don't you apply the oil on the right spot? 2025 01:36:28,270 --> 01:36:29,140 Why you… 2026 01:36:29,430 --> 01:36:31,680 I will show you your right spot. Come on. 2027 01:36:31,850 --> 01:36:32,850 Do you also have piles? 2028 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,430 - I give 40% discount for seniors, sir. - Come on. 2029 01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:39,470 - Hello. - Hello. 2030 01:36:40,390 --> 01:36:41,770 This is your Chanda speaking. 2031 01:36:44,220 --> 01:36:45,470 My Chanda… 2032 01:36:48,810 --> 01:36:50,350 Was that your heart? 2033 01:36:50,430 --> 01:36:53,680 It came from the heart, Chanda, but that's not where the heart is. 2034 01:36:53,770 --> 01:36:55,680 Anyway, tell me why you called. 2035 01:36:57,060 --> 01:36:58,930 Mr. Laadle, do you have 200,000 rupees? 2036 01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,720 Shukla, do you have 400,000? 2037 01:37:02,850 --> 01:37:05,220 No. I have 200,000. 2038 01:37:05,310 --> 01:37:06,390 That's all I need. 2039 01:37:07,470 --> 01:37:08,430 I'll arrange for it. 2040 01:37:08,810 --> 01:37:10,470 But why do you need the money? 2041 01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:11,520 What? 2042 01:37:12,020 --> 01:37:13,520 - It's okay if you don't have it. - Not at all. 2043 01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,640 I'll arrange for it… In fact, it's already been arranged. 2044 01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:19,770 Okay, bring 200,000 rupees. Behind Ganga Ghat at 11:30 p.m. 2045 01:37:20,310 --> 01:37:22,560 Your Chanda is coming to meet you. 2046 01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,180 I'll be there at 11:00 p.m. 2047 01:37:25,060 --> 01:37:25,930 Bye. 2048 01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:30,560 Come on. The safe is in this room. 2049 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:32,640 - Vidya, let's not… - Come in. 2050 01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:33,680 - Come on. - I will beg on the streets. 2051 01:37:33,970 --> 01:37:34,930 Vidya… 2052 01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,220 I might be the only son-in-law in this world, 2053 01:37:39,310 --> 01:37:41,310 robbing his in-laws with his wife. 2054 01:37:41,430 --> 01:37:42,470 Don't worry. 2055 01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:44,470 Even Lord Krishna would steal. 2056 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:46,560 He would steal butter, not cash. 2057 01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:47,930 Let me go. 2058 01:37:48,310 --> 01:37:50,100 Let me go. What are you doing? 2059 01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:52,270 What are you doing? People are awake. 2060 01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:55,390 At this age, my desires can't stand up properly even in my dreams. 2061 01:37:59,720 --> 01:38:02,810 Let me go, please. Spare me, please. 2062 01:38:02,970 --> 01:38:04,470 I brushed twice. 2063 01:38:04,890 --> 01:38:07,390 You won't find a single gum stuck in my teeth. 2064 01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:11,640 Are you serious? It's all I can see. 2065 01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:12,890 - You haven't brushed at all. - What are you two doing? 2066 01:38:12,970 --> 01:38:15,770 Since Vidya got married, this place feels so lonely. 2067 01:38:15,850 --> 01:38:17,020 Then let's hire a servant. 2068 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,140 Will a servant look nice sleeping between us? 2069 01:38:19,220 --> 01:38:21,520 - What? - What if he demands milk at night? 2070 01:38:22,180 --> 01:38:23,060 Are you going to feed him? 2071 01:38:23,140 --> 01:38:25,100 No. Servant canceled. 2072 01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:26,560 Look at the foreigners. 2073 01:38:26,970 --> 01:38:29,100 - They start living after 50. - No… 2074 01:38:29,390 --> 01:38:34,810 But with us, it's childhood, marriage, chores, children, and old age. 2075 01:38:34,890 --> 01:38:37,220 I never experienced youth. Show me. 2076 01:38:38,270 --> 01:38:42,560 Those foreigners don't chew tobacco all the time. 2077 01:38:42,640 --> 01:38:46,770 Because they are busy kissing each other. 2078 01:38:46,850 --> 01:38:48,430 What is your mother doing? 2079 01:38:48,890 --> 01:38:50,060 Her emotions are overflowing. 2080 01:38:50,930 --> 01:38:53,100 Time out. Time out. 2081 01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:57,350 Did you mix shilajeet in your tobacco? 2082 01:38:59,140 --> 01:39:02,640 - I added tobacco in shilajeet. - What? 2083 01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:06,020 Looking at her age, even four almonds at a time are injurious to her health. 2084 01:39:07,390 --> 01:39:08,890 - Wait. Stop. - Let's begin. 2085 01:39:08,970 --> 01:39:09,850 There is nothing to start. 2086 01:39:09,930 --> 01:39:11,470 - Let's try this. - There is nothing over there either. 2087 01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:13,020 There is nothing left. 2088 01:39:17,850 --> 01:39:18,680 Bundles? 2089 01:39:18,770 --> 01:39:21,640 - Don't take more than 200,000. - Right? Only 200,000? 2090 01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:28,680 Tobacco. 2091 01:39:31,640 --> 01:39:32,850 Check underneath. 2092 01:39:34,970 --> 01:39:36,270 I think we opened the wrong safe. 2093 01:39:36,350 --> 01:39:37,310 Where's the money safe? 2094 01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:39,060 There is only one safe in the house. 2095 01:39:39,890 --> 01:39:40,770 Let it be. 2096 01:39:41,140 --> 01:39:43,020 I can't do anything! 2097 01:39:43,470 --> 01:39:45,770 We didn't find anything except for tobacco in your house. 2098 01:39:45,890 --> 01:39:48,060 Right? As if you own millions, right? 2099 01:39:52,930 --> 01:39:54,100 Here's 200,000 rupees. 2100 01:39:55,430 --> 01:39:56,810 I've arranged for it. 2101 01:39:59,350 --> 01:40:01,430 How do you know, Grandpa? 2102 01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:03,810 Who else would know if not me? 2103 01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,890 Mistakes have been made, but what's done is done. 2104 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:11,310 How did you get 200,000 rupees? 2105 01:40:11,390 --> 01:40:14,270 Some of it belongs to maid Chanda, and the rest is mine. 2106 01:40:14,850 --> 01:40:15,810 How much is Chanda's? 2107 01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:17,560 190,000 rupees. 2108 01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:21,430 Go on, son. 2109 01:40:22,310 --> 01:40:23,640 And bring the CD back. 2110 01:40:31,770 --> 01:40:34,270 If you want I can make Badshah meet his creator today. 2111 01:40:35,470 --> 01:40:36,640 I will finish him. 2112 01:40:43,850 --> 01:40:44,680 MORGUE 2113 01:40:44,770 --> 01:40:45,890 That's our problem. 2114 01:40:46,310 --> 01:40:48,350 We want to bury the CD tonight. 2115 01:40:48,850 --> 01:40:50,390 I don't want to see his face. 2116 01:40:51,930 --> 01:40:52,770 Where is BD? 2117 01:40:52,850 --> 01:40:54,310 - BD? - Where is BD? 2118 01:40:56,470 --> 01:40:58,640 Sorry, I don't have bidi. How about some tobacco? 2119 01:40:58,720 --> 01:40:59,600 Shut up. 2120 01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:01,930 My other son's name is BD. 2121 01:41:02,020 --> 01:41:03,020 Brian D'Costa. 2122 01:41:03,390 --> 01:41:04,680 Christiano D'Costa. 2123 01:41:09,350 --> 01:41:10,270 You guys? 2124 01:41:11,270 --> 01:41:12,430 Have you got no shame? 2125 01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:13,850 Coming drunk to a hospital. 2126 01:41:13,930 --> 01:41:15,220 Don't just stand there. 2127 01:41:15,350 --> 01:41:16,810 Go inside and get the CD. 2128 01:41:16,890 --> 01:41:18,020 People are waiting downstairs. 2129 01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:20,390 Not that way, this way, you fools. 2130 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:22,520 CD. 2131 01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:25,100 - CD, my brother. - CD. 2132 01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:27,100 - CD? - CD, my brother. 2133 01:41:27,180 --> 01:41:28,640 Where are you, brother? 2134 01:41:29,850 --> 01:41:31,060 Christiano D'Costa. 2135 01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:33,810 Here's the body. 2136 01:41:33,970 --> 01:41:35,890 CD, I am here. 2137 01:41:35,970 --> 01:41:37,180 Careful. Careful. 2138 01:41:37,270 --> 01:41:38,720 I am being careful. 2139 01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:41,140 Don't hurt him. 2140 01:41:41,220 --> 01:41:43,560 Careful. This way… Careful with CD. 2141 01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:51,350 Sir, I had saved this 199,000 rupees for my wedding. 2142 01:41:51,560 --> 01:41:54,850 From now on, you'll fill in for me. 2143 01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:59,890 I am giving you the duty of protecting this country. 2144 01:42:00,890 --> 01:42:04,220 - Bravo. - I couldn't even protect my own stuff… 2145 01:42:05,140 --> 01:42:06,350 How can I protect the country? 2146 01:42:07,100 --> 01:42:08,100 You are being unfair. 2147 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:09,560 I know. 2148 01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:10,970 Your sister-in-law's here. 2149 01:42:11,220 --> 01:42:13,890 - What sister-in-law? - Hold the scooter. 2150 01:42:16,180 --> 01:42:17,060 Good evening. 2151 01:42:17,930 --> 01:42:21,350 Are you going to sell all this stuff to give me 200,000 rupees? 2152 01:42:23,310 --> 01:42:24,640 What are you saying? 2153 01:42:25,020 --> 01:42:26,930 This is for our married life? 2154 01:42:27,140 --> 01:42:29,470 - Married life? - When you called me at the police station 2155 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:30,430 I knew it straight away. 2156 01:42:32,180 --> 01:42:33,180 We are eloping. 2157 01:42:33,310 --> 01:42:34,140 Eloping? 2158 01:42:34,390 --> 01:42:36,180 We must cross Meerut tonight. 2159 01:42:36,270 --> 01:42:37,180 The roads are bad. 2160 01:42:37,270 --> 01:42:38,850 - Shukla, take her scooter back home. - Yes, sir. 2161 01:42:38,930 --> 01:42:40,060 - Done. - What? 2162 01:42:40,850 --> 01:42:41,930 Why would I elope with you? 2163 01:42:42,020 --> 01:42:43,390 Scooter goes home or the scrapyard? 2164 01:42:43,470 --> 01:42:44,310 It stays. 2165 01:42:44,470 --> 01:42:49,390 Would a beautiful girl go to a casino with a handsome man and 200,000 rupees? 2166 01:42:49,520 --> 01:42:50,430 Handsome? 2167 01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:52,390 Yes, since childhood. 2168 01:42:52,470 --> 01:42:53,600 Have you seen your face? 2169 01:42:53,970 --> 01:42:55,520 You look like a weak crow. 2170 01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:58,390 The only other thing as skinny as you is a pencil. 2171 01:42:58,810 --> 01:42:59,970 And hair like a jungle. 2172 01:43:00,430 --> 01:43:03,020 I am scared that a deer or leopard might leap out of it. 2173 01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:06,390 I see… 2174 01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:10,140 Should I give these 200,000 rupees to someone else? 2175 01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:13,390 Any other girl would have said this. 2176 01:43:14,060 --> 01:43:14,930 But not me. 2177 01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:18,470 Promise? 2178 01:43:18,970 --> 01:43:19,850 Promise. 2179 01:43:20,270 --> 01:43:21,180 We will run away. 2180 01:43:21,310 --> 01:43:22,350 Most definitely. 2181 01:43:22,430 --> 01:43:25,100 But first I must get out of this predicament. 2182 01:43:25,270 --> 01:43:27,850 Someone made a dirty video of me. 2183 01:43:28,770 --> 01:43:30,180 Some guy made a video of her, 2184 01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:33,100 - and she's asking you for the money. - Stand quietly. 2185 01:43:33,930 --> 01:43:35,850 How could he make an explicit video of you when I am here? 2186 01:43:35,930 --> 01:43:37,640 She's eloped dozens of times. 2187 01:43:37,930 --> 01:43:39,680 - Anything is possible. - Don't talk nonsense. 2188 01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:42,470 I admit I did run… 2189 01:43:42,560 --> 01:43:44,270 - What… - But nothing happened. 2190 01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:45,600 Nothing. 2191 01:43:46,020 --> 01:43:48,350 The first time I ran away with Bhushan, but nothing happened. 2192 01:43:48,430 --> 01:43:50,720 Next time with Raj, again nothing happened. 2193 01:43:50,810 --> 01:43:52,520 - Then… - If nothing happened, 2194 01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:55,890 - were you testing your average? - Mr. Laadle, 2195 01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:58,470 you are getting me wrong. 2196 01:43:58,560 --> 01:44:00,560 This Chanda is without any taint. 2197 01:44:05,430 --> 01:44:06,640 Where did he call you with the money? 2198 01:44:15,890 --> 01:44:16,720 Vidya. 2199 01:44:16,810 --> 01:44:18,970 - It got stuck. - Vicky… 2200 01:44:20,470 --> 01:44:21,390 Vidya… 2201 01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:23,390 Are you sure this is the place? 2202 01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:26,180 Did I bring you here on a date? 2203 01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:27,600 Let's go. 2204 01:44:45,930 --> 01:44:48,180 Couldn't you find a better place to make the deal? 2205 01:44:48,270 --> 01:44:51,930 You said to look for a place that's deserted. 2206 01:44:54,060 --> 01:44:55,770 What a scary place they called us to! 2207 01:44:56,020 --> 01:44:59,390 I hope they don't find two dead bodies before the money. 2208 01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:00,600 Are you scared? 2209 01:45:01,220 --> 01:45:02,100 Scared? 2210 01:45:02,850 --> 01:45:04,390 I was scared at the gate. 2211 01:45:05,020 --> 01:45:06,890 Now I am waiting to faint. 2212 01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:09,020 Even as a child… 2213 01:45:13,770 --> 01:45:15,470 - Crazy. - Keep your face in front while walking. 2214 01:45:16,220 --> 01:45:18,020 Hold my hand. Hold my hand. 2215 01:45:18,390 --> 01:45:19,930 Now you two go inside. 2216 01:45:20,350 --> 01:45:22,270 Go and make the deal, and hopefully one of you 2217 01:45:22,350 --> 01:45:24,140 makes it out alive. Get lost. 2218 01:45:24,220 --> 01:45:26,640 But can we kids handle such a big deal? 2219 01:45:26,720 --> 01:45:30,600 Which kid has hair on his chest? 2220 01:45:31,350 --> 01:45:34,100 You can do it, child. Go on. 2221 01:45:34,180 --> 01:45:35,350 - Okay. We will manage. - Go. 2222 01:45:35,430 --> 01:45:36,810 - Come on, Sunil. - Come, Shetty. 2223 01:45:37,390 --> 01:45:38,850 Screw them. 2224 01:45:39,770 --> 01:45:41,640 They brought me to a graveyard. 2225 01:45:41,850 --> 01:45:42,770 Why those… 2226 01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:48,600 Vicky, dogs. 2227 01:45:50,310 --> 01:45:51,220 You are! 2228 01:45:51,310 --> 01:45:52,310 I meant dogs. 2229 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:56,850 - Listen, Sunil. - Yes, Shetty. 2230 01:45:57,390 --> 01:45:58,680 What is this place you brought me to? 2231 01:45:59,060 --> 01:46:00,020 What do you mean? 2232 01:46:00,100 --> 01:46:01,350 People die to come here. 2233 01:46:01,430 --> 01:46:02,390 I can see that. 2234 01:46:05,310 --> 01:46:07,770 By the way, madam is so trusting. 2235 01:46:07,890 --> 01:46:10,600 She sent us to crack such an important deal. 2236 01:46:10,810 --> 01:46:13,810 You are right but this place is actually scary. 2237 01:46:15,930 --> 01:46:17,850 We haven't done anything. We are innocent. 2238 01:46:17,930 --> 01:46:20,520 Our stupid boss sent us here to make the deal. 2239 01:46:20,600 --> 01:46:22,810 Yes, I am Aggarwal, he's Yadav. 2240 01:46:22,890 --> 01:46:25,350 We have no business in this Christian graveyard. 2241 01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,350 - Stupid boss? - Yeah. 2242 01:46:27,930 --> 01:46:29,350 Bloody morons. You… 2243 01:46:34,390 --> 01:46:36,720 Who says the dead is of no use? 2244 01:46:36,810 --> 01:46:40,430 We can make the exchange while they bury their dead. 2245 01:46:40,520 --> 01:46:41,680 Intelligent. 2246 01:46:43,770 --> 01:46:46,890 - God is the truth. - God is the truth. 2247 01:46:47,970 --> 01:46:48,850 Christian? 2248 01:46:50,180 --> 01:46:51,020 Sorry. 2249 01:46:51,270 --> 01:46:57,770 Hallelujah. 2250 01:46:59,470 --> 01:47:00,890 There's Romeo and Juliet. 2251 01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,640 Vidya, ghost. 2252 01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:06,270 Vicky, it's them. 2253 01:47:06,770 --> 01:47:07,640 Blackmailers. 2254 01:47:08,390 --> 01:47:09,220 Did you bring the money? 2255 01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:11,310 Wait a second. Hold on. 2256 01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:13,600 Where is the CD? 2257 01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:16,060 With my two talented men. 2258 01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:22,640 No, no, Vidya. 2259 01:47:22,720 --> 01:47:25,430 How can we be sure this is our CD? 2260 01:47:27,850 --> 01:47:28,720 What? 2261 01:47:29,310 --> 01:47:33,310 She has one beauty spot on her neck, and two on her back… 2262 01:47:33,470 --> 01:47:35,640 Then a third on her waist. 2263 01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:36,640 Below that… 2264 01:47:37,850 --> 01:47:39,520 That's it. You know too much. 2265 01:47:39,680 --> 01:47:40,520 I get it. 2266 01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:41,890 Hey, what are you doing with the CD? 2267 01:47:41,970 --> 01:47:43,020 Nothing, nothing. 2268 01:47:43,140 --> 01:47:46,020 - The money? - Did you make a copy of our CD? 2269 01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:49,720 You are like my little sister. 2270 01:47:50,100 --> 01:47:53,770 Then give your brother-in-law a discount. 2271 01:47:53,890 --> 01:47:56,810 - Why you… - Wait! Fine. 2272 01:47:56,930 --> 01:47:58,390 Give her the money, Vidya. 2273 01:48:05,140 --> 01:48:05,970 What is this? 2274 01:48:06,350 --> 01:48:07,390 Did you rob a piggy bank? 2275 01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:09,220 I hate loose change. 2276 01:48:09,310 --> 01:48:10,930 Are these dollars hanging from your ears? 2277 01:48:12,100 --> 01:48:12,930 I'll count them. 2278 01:48:17,930 --> 01:48:18,890 What is my name? 2279 01:48:19,060 --> 01:48:20,680 - Laadle. - Then say my name? 2280 01:48:20,810 --> 01:48:22,390 Why did you tap my back? You would've given me a heart attack. 2281 01:48:24,020 --> 01:48:27,850 These are my talented men. Sunil and Shetty. 2282 01:48:27,930 --> 01:48:28,810 Any doubt? 2283 01:48:29,770 --> 01:48:31,560 - I'm a fan. - What nonsense. 2284 01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:32,470 What? 2285 01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:34,310 - Laadle… - Rascal. 2286 01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:35,890 Eavesdropping on our personal conversation. 2287 01:48:35,970 --> 01:48:37,270 Don't just stand there. Give them the CD. 2288 01:48:37,350 --> 01:48:40,850 Sorry, but we can't help you in this case. 2289 01:48:41,560 --> 01:48:43,810 - What are you saying? - We made a mistake unintentionally. 2290 01:48:43,890 --> 01:48:46,640 The CD fell into the basket, and they are going to bury the CD. 2291 01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:47,680 Bury CD. 2292 01:48:47,770 --> 01:48:48,600 - Hey! - Hey! 2293 01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:49,770 - CD. - Hey! 2294 01:48:49,850 --> 01:48:52,890 - Wait. Wait. Stop. - Where is CD? Where is CD? 2295 01:48:52,970 --> 01:48:54,350 Where else? He is inside. 2296 01:48:54,430 --> 01:48:56,180 - Get him out. - What nonsense. 2297 01:48:56,270 --> 01:48:58,310 CD will now directly meet with God. 2298 01:48:58,390 --> 01:48:59,810 What does God have to do with the CD? 2299 01:48:59,890 --> 01:49:02,140 Hurry up, you guys, I have to go to the church. 2300 01:49:02,220 --> 01:49:04,930 I'll take you to Wakanda, but get the CD out. 2301 01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:05,850 Lock the coffin. 2302 01:49:05,930 --> 01:49:07,350 - Stop. - Lock. 2303 01:49:07,430 --> 01:49:09,520 - Stop. - Lock. 2304 01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:10,560 - Stop. - Stop. 2305 01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:11,470 - Lock. - Stop. 2306 01:49:11,560 --> 01:49:12,970 - Lock? - Stop? 2307 01:49:46,020 --> 01:49:46,930 Ghost. 2308 01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,390 - Ghost. - Run. 2309 01:49:50,470 --> 01:49:51,850 Run! Run! 2310 01:49:51,930 --> 01:49:52,770 Run! 2311 01:49:55,640 --> 01:49:57,930 Make a run for it. Ghosts are coming after us. 2312 01:50:00,100 --> 01:50:01,350 Vicky, be careful. 2313 01:50:02,140 --> 01:50:04,390 Almost there. Few more inches. 2314 01:50:05,220 --> 01:50:06,180 Careful. 2315 01:50:07,640 --> 01:50:08,470 Vidya, CD. 2316 01:50:09,270 --> 01:50:10,180 Got the CD. 2317 01:50:10,430 --> 01:50:12,270 - CD… - No. 2318 01:50:12,350 --> 01:50:13,850 - Yes, we got it. - Then? 2319 01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:17,430 Mother Goddess, I thank you 200,000 times. 2320 01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:19,520 Give me the CD. 2321 01:50:20,890 --> 01:50:22,600 - No, Grandpa. - Give me the CD. 2322 01:50:22,680 --> 01:50:24,640 I'll get you a better CD. 2323 01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:25,810 I want to see this CD. 2324 01:50:25,890 --> 01:50:26,890 - No, Grandpa. - Grandpa. 2325 01:50:26,970 --> 01:50:28,350 - No, Grandpa. - No… 2326 01:50:28,430 --> 01:50:31,060 Not this CD, Grandpa. Please, Grandpa. No. 2327 01:50:31,140 --> 01:50:32,770 - Give it… - Hands off, Tikaram! 2328 01:50:36,140 --> 01:50:37,100 Grandpa… 2329 01:50:37,850 --> 01:50:40,850 Sorry. Grandpa-- 2330 01:50:41,850 --> 01:50:43,520 No. Grandpa-- 2331 01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:48,600 Saw it. 2332 01:50:50,890 --> 01:50:54,470 Smash it to pieces and throw it outside. 2333 01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:56,560 - Somewhere far away. - Yes. 2334 01:50:56,850 --> 01:50:58,220 I'll go take a dip in the holy water. 2335 01:50:58,310 --> 01:50:59,770 - Yes. - Alright. 2336 01:50:59,850 --> 01:51:01,270 Me and my… 2337 01:51:01,890 --> 01:51:03,060 Should I make some hot tea for you? 2338 01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:05,890 I'm going to stay away from everything hot. 2339 01:51:05,970 --> 01:51:06,850 Buttermilk then? 2340 01:51:06,930 --> 01:51:08,140 Go away. 2341 01:51:08,220 --> 01:51:09,600 The old man has lost his mind. 2342 01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:12,140 I don't think this is our CD. 2343 01:51:12,810 --> 01:51:14,350 - What… - How could you forget? 2344 01:51:14,430 --> 01:51:16,600 You wrote "Sad Songs of Mukesh" on it. 2345 01:51:17,890 --> 01:51:18,810 Yes. 2346 01:51:20,770 --> 01:51:21,680 You are right. 2347 01:51:23,310 --> 01:51:28,470 But she knew more about your beauty spots than I knew mine. 2348 01:51:29,810 --> 01:51:30,720 Should we play it? 2349 01:51:31,270 --> 01:51:32,220 - Come on - Come on. 2350 01:51:35,970 --> 01:51:38,720 - Sir, we must change their time of death. - Why? 2351 01:51:38,970 --> 01:51:40,350 The train is ten minutes late. 2352 01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:44,720 Sir, I told you many times it wasn't her CD. 2353 01:51:49,850 --> 01:51:52,060 Why is this room so decorated? 2354 01:51:52,220 --> 01:51:54,680 Every couple at the convention gets 2355 01:51:55,180 --> 01:51:56,470 - a room like this for their wedding night. - Really? 2356 01:51:57,930 --> 01:51:59,720 All this after marriage, not now. 2357 01:51:59,810 --> 01:52:01,430 We already got married in our previous lifetime. 2358 01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:03,930 We'll do it after marriage. 2359 01:52:09,310 --> 01:52:10,140 Vicky… 2360 01:52:10,430 --> 01:52:12,100 You made a CD at the convention as well. 2361 01:52:12,220 --> 01:52:13,270 Bloody pervert! 2362 01:52:14,100 --> 01:52:15,600 Where else did you plant cameras? 2363 01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:17,640 This is not our Goa video. 2364 01:52:17,720 --> 01:52:21,560 - Good God. I've been cursed. - Vidya, no. 2365 01:52:21,640 --> 01:52:24,390 - Where else did you plant the cameras? - Vidya… 2366 01:52:24,470 --> 01:52:26,140 - This is not that video. - Vidya… 2367 01:52:26,220 --> 01:52:28,100 Vidya. 2368 01:52:28,970 --> 01:52:31,390 I know it's not that video, 2369 01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:33,640 but I know… 2370 01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:35,850 who made this video. 2371 01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:43,020 Sir, the train is coming. 2372 01:52:47,180 --> 01:52:48,770 Stay back. Or you'll be covered in blood. 2373 01:53:08,390 --> 01:53:09,470 - Saved. - We're safe 2374 01:53:10,390 --> 01:53:11,770 You can't do a single job right. 2375 01:53:12,060 --> 01:53:14,430 If they had died of a heart attack, the police would have been blamed. 2376 01:53:14,720 --> 01:53:15,640 Untie them. Tie them over there. 2377 01:53:15,930 --> 01:53:17,060 Sir, sir. 2378 01:53:18,060 --> 01:53:20,770 I only stole Pardesi's car. 2379 01:53:20,930 --> 01:53:22,270 It had a bag of CDs. 2380 01:53:22,720 --> 01:53:25,140 - Mr. Pardesi, someone stole your car. - Hey! 2381 01:53:25,310 --> 01:53:28,520 I thought I'd sell the CD and the car and pay off my loans. 2382 01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:31,970 That's why I called Pardesi to the hotel to make a deal. 2383 01:53:32,310 --> 01:53:33,720 But before I could make a deal, 2384 01:53:34,890 --> 01:53:36,850 these guys arrived at the hotel and… 2385 01:53:37,680 --> 01:53:40,140 beat the living daylights out of me. 2386 01:53:40,390 --> 01:53:42,680 And I slipped into a coma. 2387 01:53:42,850 --> 01:53:47,310 Sir, I think Pardesi is the main culprit. 2388 01:53:50,020 --> 01:53:50,890 Pardesi? 2389 01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:56,020 Your youth is staggering 2390 01:53:56,270 --> 01:53:59,680 Your youth is staggering 2391 01:53:59,930 --> 01:54:03,600 The weather, and the black clouds 2392 01:54:03,680 --> 01:54:07,220 The paths of love are forlorn 2393 01:54:07,310 --> 01:54:10,930 This is the time to fall in love 2394 01:54:11,020 --> 01:54:12,350 Your youth 2395 01:54:14,770 --> 01:54:18,220 Your youth is staggering 2396 01:54:18,350 --> 01:54:21,680 Your youth is staggering 2397 01:54:22,100 --> 01:54:24,470 Your youth is staggering 2398 01:54:24,560 --> 01:54:25,600 Catch him. 2399 01:54:26,810 --> 01:54:27,680 Pardesi. 2400 01:54:43,270 --> 01:54:44,220 Stand up. 2401 01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:46,060 Stand up. 2402 01:54:50,020 --> 01:54:50,890 Hold it. 2403 01:54:52,180 --> 01:54:54,100 Let me hit you first. We got our salaries yesterday. 2404 01:54:54,220 --> 01:54:55,850 Otherwise, you'll complain that we don't do our work. 2405 01:54:55,930 --> 01:54:58,810 Sir, listen to me. Beating me up is of no use. 2406 01:54:58,890 --> 01:55:02,890 - Why? - I keep getting thrashed every other day. 2407 01:55:02,970 --> 01:55:05,020 But not like the thrashing you'll get today. 2408 01:55:05,560 --> 01:55:07,020 When you couldn't impress my sister, 2409 01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:10,560 you made a video of us to get back at us. How dare you? 2410 01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:14,310 No, Vicky, I didn't make any videos. 2411 01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,810 The main culprit is someone else. 2412 01:55:17,140 --> 01:55:18,680 - Who? - My brother-in-law. 2413 01:55:19,430 --> 01:55:20,520 Sajjan Kumar. 2414 01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:24,640 If I wasn't concerned for my sister, 2415 01:55:24,890 --> 01:55:26,140 I would have personally shot him. 2416 01:55:26,220 --> 01:55:27,560 You are lying. 2417 01:55:27,720 --> 01:55:30,310 I am thinking of getting married at Mr. Sajjan's convention. 2418 01:55:30,390 --> 01:55:34,140 He's been running this racket in the name of convention. 2419 01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:36,180 First, he gets the couple married 2420 01:55:36,350 --> 01:55:37,470 and then sends them to the room. 2421 01:55:37,560 --> 01:55:40,640 Shoots their videos and sends them to a Sheikh in Dubai. 2422 01:55:41,430 --> 01:55:42,310 Sheikh? 2423 01:55:43,390 --> 01:55:44,310 Which Sheikh? 2424 01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:45,930 We never met him, 2425 01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:48,430 only spoke to him on the phone. 2426 01:55:48,520 --> 01:55:50,810 But he's attending the convention this time. 2427 01:55:54,850 --> 01:55:56,180 Sir, it's been more than two hours. 2428 01:55:56,520 --> 01:55:58,390 Is he coming by road or by boat? 2429 01:55:58,770 --> 01:55:59,720 Shukla… 2430 01:56:00,390 --> 01:56:01,310 He's here. 2431 01:56:01,600 --> 01:56:02,930 - Stop. - Stop, man. 2432 01:56:03,270 --> 01:56:04,310 Welcome to India. 2433 01:56:04,970 --> 01:56:06,270 - Dubai? - Yes. 2434 01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:07,520 Any camels in the car? 2435 01:56:08,020 --> 01:56:09,270 - No. - Check it. 2436 01:56:10,430 --> 01:56:11,600 Park on the side. 2437 01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:13,430 Hurry up. The convention is about to begin. 2438 01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:15,310 All the arrangements are in place. 2439 01:56:15,390 --> 01:56:16,220 This… 2440 01:56:16,310 --> 01:56:17,180 Roses. 2441 01:56:17,600 --> 01:56:18,430 Bed. 2442 01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:19,390 Milk. 2443 01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:20,560 Everything. 2444 01:56:21,810 --> 01:56:22,770 Rascal. 2445 01:56:23,970 --> 01:56:25,600 That's what you said last time. 2446 01:56:26,470 --> 01:56:28,390 But I still haven't received any money. 2447 01:56:29,100 --> 01:56:30,560 I lost millions. 2448 01:56:31,390 --> 01:56:33,060 How many times have I said, 2449 01:56:33,890 --> 01:56:36,350 our business runs on three things? 2450 01:56:37,390 --> 01:56:39,640 Waist, room, and camera. 2451 01:56:39,890 --> 01:56:40,720 Yes. 2452 01:56:40,810 --> 01:56:42,180 Go and check all the rooms. 2453 01:56:43,100 --> 01:56:44,680 Are the cameras in place or not? 2454 01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:46,600 And listen… 2455 01:56:46,970 --> 01:56:48,890 For all the couples above 40, 2456 01:56:49,270 --> 01:56:52,600 - Yes. - Mix some shilajeet in their milk. 2457 01:56:52,720 --> 01:56:54,020 I'll mix a couple of spoons. 2458 01:56:54,100 --> 01:56:55,850 - A couple of spoons? - Yes. 2459 01:56:56,390 --> 01:56:58,140 Don't let it be like last time, 2460 01:56:58,640 --> 01:57:00,350 when the camera went cold, 2461 01:57:00,470 --> 01:57:02,020 and couples were hot until dawn. 2462 01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:04,060 - Only… - One? 2463 01:57:04,350 --> 01:57:07,930 Everyone on the dance floor 2464 01:57:08,390 --> 01:57:12,470 The moment is special 2465 01:57:13,310 --> 01:57:17,270 The celebration is about 2466 01:57:17,350 --> 01:57:21,470 To begin 2467 01:57:28,520 --> 01:57:31,270 It's a fun-filled night 2468 01:57:31,430 --> 01:57:34,930 Cute girls by my side 2469 01:57:35,180 --> 01:57:38,560 Enjoy your life 2470 01:57:38,720 --> 01:57:41,930 No need to be afraid 2471 01:57:56,140 --> 01:57:59,770 Stick with me to have fun 2472 01:57:59,850 --> 01:58:03,220 Have the best time of your life 2473 01:58:03,310 --> 01:58:05,970 With me 2474 01:58:06,770 --> 01:58:09,430 With me 2475 01:58:12,140 --> 01:58:13,140 Sheikh sir. 2476 01:58:13,350 --> 01:58:14,770 Hello, habibi. 2477 01:58:14,970 --> 01:58:16,220 Come to Dubai, sweetie. 2478 01:58:16,310 --> 01:58:19,060 But Sheikh sir, you sound different. 2479 01:58:19,140 --> 01:58:20,640 Do you want me to sing a song? 2480 01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:21,600 Not at all. 2481 01:58:22,060 --> 01:58:23,640 - Wife… - Yes. 2482 01:58:25,350 --> 01:58:29,390 Who do we trust 2483 01:58:29,520 --> 01:58:32,810 Who we don't 2484 01:58:32,970 --> 01:58:36,350 The truth's coming to light today 2485 01:58:36,470 --> 01:58:39,470 It's no longer going to be a secret 2486 01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:42,930 Being honest is forbidden 2487 01:58:43,100 --> 01:58:46,270 The truth can't be told 2488 01:58:46,680 --> 01:58:49,640 Like double-edged sword 2489 01:58:49,890 --> 01:58:53,430 The world is evil 2490 01:59:07,430 --> 01:59:10,930 Stick with me to have fun 2491 01:59:11,020 --> 01:59:14,390 Have the best time of your life 2492 01:59:14,470 --> 01:59:17,220 With me 2493 01:59:17,930 --> 01:59:20,720 With me 2494 01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:31,890 Whether the world's upset 2495 01:59:32,140 --> 01:59:35,350 You won't be upset with me 2496 01:59:35,680 --> 01:59:38,930 Without you, I don't want to 2497 01:59:39,100 --> 01:59:42,100 Live in this world even for a moment 2498 01:59:42,180 --> 01:59:45,350 You know and so does God 2499 01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:48,850 We can never be separated 2500 01:59:49,100 --> 01:59:52,350 I am yours, you're mine forever 2501 01:59:52,560 --> 01:59:55,770 Don't be mad at me 2502 02:00:10,020 --> 02:00:13,520 Stick with me to have fun 2503 02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:17,020 Have the best time of your life 2504 02:00:23,770 --> 02:00:26,560 Like a double-edged sword 2505 02:00:26,810 --> 02:00:29,850 This world is a bad place 2506 02:00:46,220 --> 02:00:47,970 Congratulations, brother. 2507 02:00:48,060 --> 02:00:48,970 - Congratulations. - Vicky? 2508 02:00:49,060 --> 02:00:50,470 That was very entertaining. 2509 02:00:50,560 --> 02:00:51,810 It was. 2510 02:00:52,060 --> 02:00:53,100 But this isn't for that. 2511 02:00:53,350 --> 02:00:54,220 Then? 2512 02:00:54,350 --> 02:00:55,350 Didn't anyone tell you? 2513 02:00:55,720 --> 02:00:57,850 Your daughter Swati is also getting married at this convention. 2514 02:00:57,930 --> 02:00:59,180 - Congratulations. - Swati? 2515 02:00:59,270 --> 02:01:01,060 Yes, Swati. 2516 02:01:01,350 --> 02:01:02,180 There. 2517 02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:03,810 Swati. 2518 02:01:04,180 --> 02:01:05,020 Swati. 2519 02:01:05,100 --> 02:01:06,020 - Daddy. - Swati. 2520 02:01:06,560 --> 02:01:07,470 What are you doing here? 2521 02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:10,060 Getting married, Dad. 2522 02:01:10,390 --> 02:01:11,350 One photo. 2523 02:01:11,430 --> 02:01:12,270 Stop it. 2524 02:01:12,810 --> 02:01:14,850 So you want to get married secretly? 2525 02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:16,350 Are these the values I gave you? 2526 02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:17,350 And who is the boy? 2527 02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:20,720 - Greetings. - You didn't have anything else to do? 2528 02:01:20,810 --> 02:01:21,770 But who are you? 2529 02:01:21,970 --> 02:01:24,020 Venkatramana D. Sudarshanranga. 2530 02:01:24,100 --> 02:01:26,430 I am not asking you for the menu. What is your name? 2531 02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:27,930 That's his name, father. 2532 02:01:28,020 --> 02:01:31,350 - Venkatesh and I love each other. - Deep love. 2533 02:01:31,810 --> 02:01:33,810 You kept such a big secret from me. 2534 02:01:33,970 --> 02:01:34,810 Why didn't you tell me? 2535 02:01:35,560 --> 02:01:37,140 I told Grandma. 2536 02:01:37,220 --> 02:01:39,020 - Mother. - I told my daughter-in-law. 2537 02:01:39,100 --> 02:01:39,930 Savita? 2538 02:01:40,310 --> 02:01:42,140 I told my sister about it. 2539 02:01:42,850 --> 02:01:44,100 Why didn't you also tell anyone? 2540 02:01:44,430 --> 02:01:46,810 No. You can't marry him. 2541 02:01:46,890 --> 02:01:47,930 Habibi, 2542 02:01:48,930 --> 02:01:50,220 welcome to Dubai anytime. 2543 02:01:50,390 --> 02:01:52,720 Being from Dubai, if I can marry an Indian… 2544 02:01:52,810 --> 02:01:53,930 Spectacular! 2545 02:01:54,520 --> 02:01:57,270 Why can't a North Indian marry a South Indian? 2546 02:01:57,350 --> 02:01:59,680 But Sheikh sir, she's my only daughter. 2547 02:01:59,890 --> 02:02:01,180 How can she get married here? 2548 02:02:01,270 --> 02:02:03,520 They still have the soul unification ceremony. 2549 02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:05,350 Daddy, what is soul unification? 2550 02:02:05,430 --> 02:02:07,270 Wedding night. First night. 2551 02:02:07,850 --> 02:02:08,770 Attention everyone. 2552 02:02:09,140 --> 02:02:12,970 Sir has booked a room for everyone in his resort. 2553 02:02:13,060 --> 02:02:16,310 And I've also written the room numbers on the bride's palm. 2554 02:02:16,390 --> 02:02:17,430 Check it. Okay? 2555 02:02:17,720 --> 02:02:19,020 Brother has arranged the marriage. 2556 02:02:19,350 --> 02:02:20,890 But the wedding night is your responsibility. 2557 02:02:21,390 --> 02:02:23,220 The rooms are ready, and the night is cold. 2558 02:02:23,350 --> 02:02:24,720 Begin with your program. Come on. 2559 02:02:24,850 --> 02:02:27,970 - Come on, enjoy. Enjoy. - Swati. My child. 2560 02:02:28,310 --> 02:02:29,600 Swati! 2561 02:02:30,220 --> 02:02:31,310 - Good God. - Come. 2562 02:02:32,470 --> 02:02:33,640 Beautiful. Beautiful. 2563 02:02:34,930 --> 02:02:35,810 Should we go to the room? 2564 02:02:35,930 --> 02:02:37,680 - He grabbed my hand. - I won't go to any room. 2565 02:02:37,770 --> 02:02:39,430 I am talking about the CD room with the recording. 2566 02:02:40,470 --> 02:02:42,100 You are always getting romantic. 2567 02:02:42,270 --> 02:02:43,270 - Shall we? - Pardesi, 2568 02:02:43,350 --> 02:02:45,390 - take Sheikh sir to his room. - Come, sir. 2569 02:02:45,520 --> 02:02:46,430 I will leave too. 2570 02:02:49,930 --> 02:02:50,970 Sir, got to pee. 2571 02:02:51,060 --> 02:02:52,140 Pee wherever you like. Scram! 2572 02:02:54,270 --> 02:02:56,640 - What a pathetic room this is! - Brother Sajjan has lost his mind. 2573 02:02:56,720 --> 02:02:58,310 - He kept a bed of nails for me. - Scoundrel. 2574 02:03:02,520 --> 02:03:05,520 What are you doing? 2575 02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:08,640 I know Swati got married against your will, 2576 02:03:08,720 --> 02:03:09,930 but you can't interrupt their first night. 2577 02:03:10,060 --> 02:03:12,850 - Does it look nice? - And as much as I've seen, 2578 02:03:12,930 --> 02:03:15,100 - Venkatesh is a nice boy. - Whether it's Venkatesh or Kamal Hassan, 2579 02:03:15,180 --> 02:03:16,220 am I making a film? 2580 02:03:16,310 --> 02:03:18,560 Tell me, why did you write the numbers? 2581 02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:20,060 - Sorry… - Leave it. 2582 02:03:20,310 --> 02:03:22,520 Try to remember Swati's room number quickly. 2583 02:03:22,930 --> 02:03:24,270 There's a huge list… 2584 02:03:24,350 --> 02:03:26,060 - Tell me. - I'm trying. I'm trying. 2585 02:03:27,220 --> 02:03:28,680 - 10… - 100. 2586 02:03:28,810 --> 02:03:29,680 Let me finish. 2587 02:03:30,220 --> 02:03:31,180 - 105 - 105 2588 02:03:31,270 --> 02:03:32,430 No, wait. 2589 02:03:32,520 --> 02:03:34,770 I think it's 10… 108. 2590 02:03:34,850 --> 02:03:36,220 - 108. - 108. 2591 02:03:36,310 --> 02:03:37,140 No, wait. 2592 02:03:37,220 --> 02:03:39,020 That is Poonam's room number. 2593 02:03:39,140 --> 02:03:41,430 10… 3. Yes, 103. 2594 02:03:41,520 --> 02:03:43,140 - Yes, 103. - 103. 2595 02:03:43,220 --> 02:03:44,100 This one. 2596 02:03:44,600 --> 02:03:45,470 103. 2597 02:03:45,970 --> 02:03:46,850 Swati. 2598 02:03:47,180 --> 02:03:48,060 Swati… 2599 02:03:48,310 --> 02:03:49,220 Did you get the milk? 2600 02:03:49,350 --> 02:03:50,220 Get lost. 2601 02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:51,720 I'll get you milk. 2602 02:03:52,180 --> 02:03:53,810 What was that? 2603 02:03:53,890 --> 02:03:55,020 So sorry, sir. 2604 02:03:55,390 --> 02:03:57,390 I remember… 404. 2605 02:03:57,470 --> 02:04:00,220 This building has only two floors. How can it be 404? 2606 02:04:00,310 --> 02:04:01,680 Think carefully. Think. 2607 02:04:01,770 --> 02:04:04,140 - Think, Vidya. Think. - Think. 2608 02:04:04,310 --> 02:04:06,600 Don't think so hard. We're not launching a rocket. 2609 02:04:06,680 --> 02:04:07,520 It's… 2610 02:04:08,810 --> 02:04:10,430 20… 2611 02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:11,770 - 20…2! - 202… 2612 02:04:11,850 --> 02:04:12,770 Wait… 2613 02:04:12,850 --> 02:04:13,720 Is it wrong again? 2614 02:04:13,810 --> 02:04:15,100 No, it's 202. 2615 02:04:15,180 --> 02:04:17,100 I am getting confused in my own building. 2616 02:04:17,180 --> 02:04:18,060 202. 2617 02:04:23,350 --> 02:04:24,640 Hurry up. 2618 02:04:24,810 --> 02:04:26,770 This is wrong. This is wrong. Take your hands off. 2619 02:04:26,850 --> 02:04:27,890 Turn on the lights. 2620 02:04:28,270 --> 02:04:29,270 Where are you going? 2621 02:04:29,350 --> 02:04:31,180 - Let go. Let go. - Don't go. 2622 02:04:31,270 --> 02:04:33,770 - It's a handmade shawl. Let go. - What are you doing? 2623 02:04:34,100 --> 02:04:34,930 Vicky. 2624 02:04:35,220 --> 02:04:36,180 Where were you? 2625 02:04:36,270 --> 02:04:37,640 We've been looking for you. Did you find Swati? 2626 02:04:37,720 --> 02:04:39,220 - I didn't find her. - Isn't she in 202? 2627 02:04:39,310 --> 02:04:40,520 They grabbed my shawl. 2628 02:04:40,600 --> 02:04:41,680 Their emotions are in overdrive. 2629 02:04:41,770 --> 02:04:43,850 I've never seen so many first nights in a single night. 2630 02:04:43,930 --> 02:04:45,680 - Try 205… - 205… 2631 02:04:45,770 --> 02:04:47,930 - No, try 207… - Stick to anyone. 2632 02:04:48,020 --> 02:04:50,470 Didn't you write down all the names and room numbers on a paper? 2633 02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:52,140 - Yes, I did. - Do you have such a list like that? 2634 02:04:52,220 --> 02:04:53,850 It's kept downstairs. 2635 02:04:53,930 --> 02:04:55,020 Why didn't you say that? 2636 02:05:03,220 --> 02:05:04,060 Hey… 2637 02:05:05,060 --> 02:05:07,890 Hey! 2638 02:05:09,890 --> 02:05:10,770 Was it yours? 2639 02:05:10,850 --> 02:05:12,180 It is mine. 2640 02:05:14,850 --> 02:05:16,850 It's completely soaked. 2641 02:05:17,180 --> 02:05:18,140 Did you find it, sir? 2642 02:05:18,220 --> 02:05:20,600 - I did but it's wet. - Soaked? 2643 02:05:20,810 --> 02:05:22,220 - Swati. - Swati's right here, 2644 02:05:22,310 --> 02:05:23,560 but the room number is not here 2645 02:05:26,470 --> 02:05:27,560 - Wait a minute. - What? 2646 02:05:29,970 --> 02:05:31,180 Habibi. 2647 02:05:31,770 --> 02:05:34,520 You are amazing, Sajjan. I've got all the videos. 2648 02:05:34,600 --> 02:05:36,310 Indian, American, Italian. 2649 02:05:36,390 --> 02:05:38,810 My daughter's video is on it. I want that hard disc back. 2650 02:05:38,890 --> 02:05:41,390 There are no relations in our business. 2651 02:05:41,680 --> 02:05:43,770 No one outside India knows she's your daughter. 2652 02:05:43,850 --> 02:05:44,810 Sheikh! 2653 02:05:47,770 --> 02:05:49,390 Half a million extra for your daughter. 2654 02:05:49,470 --> 02:05:50,390 - Come on. - Stop, Sheikh. 2655 02:05:51,060 --> 02:05:52,270 You are crossing your limit. 2656 02:05:52,350 --> 02:05:53,270 Sheikh, stop. 2657 02:05:54,310 --> 02:05:55,220 Sheikh… 2658 02:06:00,180 --> 02:06:01,970 Vicky, catch him. 2659 02:06:02,770 --> 02:06:03,600 Wait here. 2660 02:06:03,770 --> 02:06:04,600 Yes. 2661 02:06:05,850 --> 02:06:06,850 Wait up. 2662 02:06:06,930 --> 02:06:08,850 - Let me go. - Catch that Sheikh. 2663 02:06:08,930 --> 02:06:09,770 Let me go. 2664 02:06:09,850 --> 02:06:11,180 - Where are you going? - Bloody Pardesi, let me go. 2665 02:06:11,270 --> 02:06:12,100 Stop! 2666 02:06:23,350 --> 02:06:24,270 Where will you go now? 2667 02:06:24,470 --> 02:06:26,770 Vicky, snatch it from him. 2668 02:06:27,430 --> 02:06:28,310 Snatch it. 2669 02:06:28,970 --> 02:06:29,810 Give it. 2670 02:06:30,180 --> 02:06:31,810 - No. - Grab it. 2671 02:06:32,100 --> 02:06:33,100 Snatch it, Vicky. 2672 02:06:33,640 --> 02:06:34,600 - Grab it. - Give it. 2673 02:06:35,770 --> 02:06:38,060 Bravo, Vicky. Bravo. 2674 02:06:38,390 --> 02:06:40,020 Break it. Break it. 2675 02:06:42,850 --> 02:06:44,020 But, what's on it? 2676 02:06:44,310 --> 02:06:47,100 This is no time for discussion. Just break it. Throw it away. 2677 02:06:47,180 --> 02:06:49,600 But what was he running off with? We must see it once. 2678 02:06:49,680 --> 02:06:51,720 This is not the time to talk. Just break it. Throw it away. 2679 02:06:51,810 --> 02:06:53,470 We had a tough time apprehending him. 2680 02:06:54,100 --> 02:06:56,140 - We all deserve to know. - Yes. 2681 02:06:56,220 --> 02:06:58,600 - Yes. - This thing he was running off with. 2682 02:06:58,680 --> 02:06:59,770 - Yes… - Vicky, 2683 02:06:59,850 --> 02:07:00,930 are you out of your mind? 2684 02:07:01,270 --> 02:07:03,430 Give it to me. Give it to me, Vicky. 2685 02:07:03,770 --> 02:07:04,640 Give it to me. 2686 02:07:04,970 --> 02:07:05,850 Let go. 2687 02:07:07,180 --> 02:07:08,770 Hey! 2688 02:07:13,680 --> 02:07:14,600 Vicky? 2689 02:07:16,020 --> 02:07:17,680 I may be a henna artist 2690 02:07:19,560 --> 02:07:21,100 but don't take me for a coward. 2691 02:07:22,020 --> 02:07:22,890 Hey! 2692 02:07:24,390 --> 02:07:25,350 Grab it from him. 2693 02:07:27,350 --> 02:07:28,270 Pardesi! 2694 02:07:49,640 --> 02:07:50,560 Pardesi? 2695 02:07:51,100 --> 02:07:51,970 Where are you going? 2696 02:07:52,060 --> 02:07:52,930 Stop, Pardesi! 2697 02:07:53,850 --> 02:07:54,850 Stop it, Pardesi. 2698 02:07:55,310 --> 02:07:56,600 Stop, Pardesi. 2699 02:07:56,680 --> 02:07:58,470 Let me go. Leave… 2700 02:07:58,560 --> 02:07:59,520 Stop it, Pardesi. 2701 02:07:59,890 --> 02:08:00,770 Pardesi! 2702 02:08:00,930 --> 02:08:02,390 Don't play it, Pardesi. 2703 02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:03,680 Pardesi. 2704 02:08:03,890 --> 02:08:05,180 Don't play it. 2705 02:08:05,680 --> 02:08:06,930 It's definitely going to play. 2706 02:08:07,810 --> 02:08:10,220 And without any breaks. 2707 02:08:10,770 --> 02:08:11,720 Pardesi. 2708 02:08:24,350 --> 02:08:25,470 Don't be scared, Dad. 2709 02:08:27,470 --> 02:08:29,020 Your daughter is safe from you. 2710 02:08:33,310 --> 02:08:35,390 We saved your daughter Swati. 2711 02:08:35,890 --> 02:08:37,560 But even I am someone's daughter. 2712 02:08:37,770 --> 02:08:39,850 So is Pooja, Manju, Rita, Sunita. 2713 02:08:39,930 --> 02:08:41,970 They are someone's daughter or sister. 2714 02:08:42,270 --> 02:08:43,140 Aren't they? 2715 02:08:46,470 --> 02:08:48,220 You dare make videos of us. 2716 02:08:48,930 --> 02:08:50,430 Your family's reputation matters, 2717 02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:52,470 but our reputation is business. 2718 02:08:52,890 --> 02:08:54,100 Habibi, 2719 02:08:55,180 --> 02:08:56,470 I don't like this boy. 2720 02:08:57,140 --> 02:08:59,390 He ruined my time and money. 2721 02:09:03,810 --> 02:09:05,930 The other Sheikh would have said this. 2722 02:09:06,180 --> 02:09:07,060 But not me. 2723 02:09:07,810 --> 02:09:11,100 The law doesn't turn a blind eye to what is wrong. 2724 02:09:11,640 --> 02:09:13,430 Shame on you, Sajjan. Shame on you. 2725 02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:15,060 - Please, Mom. - Don't touch me. 2726 02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:19,810 You don't care about women, you use them for business. 2727 02:09:19,890 --> 02:09:23,810 Then make a video of me and make a fortune. 2728 02:09:24,100 --> 02:09:26,140 I could never imagine 2729 02:09:26,310 --> 02:09:28,390 you would stoop so low. 2730 02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:29,930 If it's money you want, 2731 02:09:30,020 --> 02:09:31,560 then make a video of me. 2732 02:09:31,970 --> 02:09:34,390 Go on, make a video of all of us. 2733 02:09:34,470 --> 02:09:35,970 - Me too. - Me too. 2734 02:09:36,060 --> 02:09:37,970 - Me too. - Me too. 2735 02:09:38,060 --> 02:09:40,970 - Me too. - Me too. 2736 02:09:41,180 --> 02:09:42,970 Make the video, Dad. 2737 02:09:43,350 --> 02:09:46,560 - Me too! Me too! - Me too! Me too! 2738 02:09:46,640 --> 02:09:48,720 - Me too! - Stop it. 2739 02:09:48,810 --> 02:09:50,720 - Me too. - Stop! 2740 02:09:51,930 --> 02:09:52,890 Forgive me. 2741 02:09:54,020 --> 02:09:55,060 Forgive me. 2742 02:09:56,850 --> 02:09:58,020 Forgive you? 2743 02:09:59,060 --> 02:09:59,890 Forgive you? 2744 02:10:00,220 --> 02:10:02,680 Do people like you use sorry to justify your actions? 2745 02:10:03,810 --> 02:10:06,850 We middle-class people value our reputation. 2746 02:10:07,640 --> 02:10:10,770 And cheap people like you take advantage of it. 2747 02:10:13,810 --> 02:10:15,020 Sometimes in life… 2748 02:10:15,430 --> 02:10:17,970 we make decisions for the sake of fun, 2749 02:10:19,140 --> 02:10:20,520 which one might regret in the future. 2750 02:10:21,770 --> 02:10:23,220 And for these decisions, 2751 02:10:23,430 --> 02:10:26,770 we are blackmailed by friends, boyfriends, bosses, and more. 2752 02:10:28,060 --> 02:10:31,140 And we stay quiet to save our reputation. 2753 02:10:33,720 --> 02:10:34,680 Did you hear, Vidya? 2754 02:10:35,600 --> 02:10:37,810 Mr. Sharma's daughter eloped with someone. 2755 02:10:38,770 --> 02:10:40,020 Chaubey's son is an alcoholic. 2756 02:10:40,720 --> 02:10:42,770 And Sunita got divorced. 2757 02:10:43,310 --> 02:10:46,970 Everyone's keen to know what's happening in other's life! 2758 02:10:48,890 --> 02:10:52,680 Imagine how low we can stoop to see someone's private video. 2759 02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:56,560 Without knowing what those people 2760 02:10:57,520 --> 02:10:59,180 would be going through. 2761 02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:05,430 Vidya, what we did wasn't a mistake. 2762 02:11:06,060 --> 02:11:07,680 It wasn't a mistake, we were careless. 2763 02:11:09,060 --> 02:11:10,180 But what he did was… 2764 02:11:10,890 --> 02:11:12,100 downright cheap. 2765 02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:14,640 So why should we get punished? 2766 02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:17,470 Why should we suffer, Vidya? 2767 02:11:18,640 --> 02:11:19,930 He's the one who should suffer, 2768 02:11:20,930 --> 02:11:22,220 and people like him. 2769 02:11:26,520 --> 02:11:28,350 But… 2770 02:11:29,020 --> 02:11:30,680 there are people in this world, 2771 02:11:30,970 --> 02:11:33,770 who commit suicide thinking 2772 02:11:34,770 --> 02:11:35,890 about other's opinions. 2773 02:11:37,720 --> 02:11:39,390 Without thinking about what's going to happen 2774 02:11:40,680 --> 02:11:41,930 to their parents after them. 2775 02:11:43,140 --> 02:11:44,430 What's going to happen to their family? 2776 02:11:46,060 --> 02:11:47,060 Poor souls die on the inside. 2777 02:11:53,680 --> 02:11:55,020 We were on the same path. 2778 02:11:57,680 --> 02:12:00,810 But we showed courage and got out. 2779 02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:06,970 But maybe in the future someone else might not. 2780 02:12:09,020 --> 02:12:10,350 Another thing, Sajjan. 2781 02:12:10,720 --> 02:12:13,180 Two things make a person rich or poor. 2782 02:12:13,970 --> 02:12:15,890 Respect and wealth. 2783 02:12:16,640 --> 02:12:19,560 And you're a pauper who only has wealth. 2784 02:12:22,600 --> 02:12:26,430 We're known for waging wars for a woman's honor? 2785 02:12:27,430 --> 02:12:28,430 And did you really think, 2786 02:12:29,310 --> 02:12:32,220 you'll be unscathed after toying with so many female's honor. 2787 02:12:33,350 --> 02:12:34,680 How much money do you want? 2788 02:12:34,770 --> 02:12:36,350 How much? 2789 02:12:38,640 --> 02:12:39,560 I… 2790 02:12:43,180 --> 02:12:44,060 Take him away. 2791 02:12:44,930 --> 02:12:45,850 Shukla. 2792 02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:13,020 Has your faith in the law been restored? 2793 02:13:14,220 --> 02:13:15,220 Should we get married? 2794 02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:19,600 Let's fall in love. 2795 02:13:29,060 --> 02:13:31,020 That Mukesh is still a pain in our necks. 2796 02:13:31,100 --> 02:13:35,020 We searched all over Rishikesh, but I wonder where our Goa CD is. 2797 02:13:35,100 --> 02:13:38,350 Baba Sehgal, Devang Patel, and Falguni Pathak, all got their CDs, 2798 02:13:38,430 --> 02:13:40,020 but we can't find ours. 2799 02:13:40,640 --> 02:13:42,430 Only Mother Goddess can save us now. 2800 02:13:42,680 --> 02:13:43,560 Wait a second. 2801 02:13:44,850 --> 02:13:45,930 What happened, Chanda? You got your salary. 2802 02:13:46,020 --> 02:13:46,850 Where are you going now? 2803 02:13:46,930 --> 02:13:48,310 It's not about the money. 2804 02:13:48,470 --> 02:13:50,140 I cannot handle the old man anymore. 2805 02:13:54,180 --> 02:13:55,970 Massages were fine, but yesterday he was asking me 2806 02:13:56,060 --> 02:13:57,060 to rub soap on his back. 2807 02:13:57,430 --> 02:13:58,680 So what? There's no harm in that. 2808 02:13:58,770 --> 02:14:00,310 What if tomorrow he demands something else? 2809 02:14:00,600 --> 02:14:03,140 "Sad songs of Mukesh." 2810 02:14:04,270 --> 02:14:05,850 - Vicky, Mukesh… - Okay-- 2811 02:14:06,890 --> 02:14:07,770 Mukesh? 2812 02:14:09,430 --> 02:14:10,390 Gopal, wait. 2813 02:14:11,390 --> 02:14:12,270 Gopal. 2814 02:14:15,810 --> 02:14:16,970 Grandpa, CD. 2815 02:14:17,060 --> 02:14:18,060 Gopal! 2816 02:14:33,930 --> 02:14:34,810 SAD SONGS OF MUKESH 2817 02:14:36,180 --> 02:14:38,560 I won’t stop, even if they give me the house. 2818 02:14:38,970 --> 02:14:39,890 Let's go. 2819 02:14:42,430 --> 02:14:44,850 SEE YOU AGAIN 2820 02:14:44,930 --> 02:14:46,520 - Stop the truck. - Stop the truck! 2821 02:14:49,930 --> 02:14:50,770 Hey! 198248