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(TurboScribe.ai tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Hey, what's up, babe?
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Hey.
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Did you get your job?
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I did, yeah.
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Yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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Congratulations.
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Look what I got you.
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One second.
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What do you mean one second?
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You don't like it?
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I'm finishing something up.
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Hold on one second.
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I'm really happy you got your job.
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OK.
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That way you don't have to sit around
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the house all day anymore.
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Did you really just interrupt me for this?
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You don't like this?
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Are you serious?
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What do you mean?
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Really?
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OK.
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Thanks.
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Jesus.
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You're brutal.
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I'm just busy, and I feel like-
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So tell me a little bit about it.
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I don't know.
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It's cool.
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I have fun.
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I get the work done, and I get
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to go home.
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Yeah.
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I made a couple friends, or acquaintances.
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You got a job in the HR department,
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or what?
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I do a bunch of desk work, but
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it's not HR.
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It's more complicated than that.
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You probably wouldn't understand.
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I wouldn't understand?
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Yeah, I don't think you would.
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I don't think you understand.
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No.
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I probably don't.
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Well, tell me a little bit more.
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Well, there's this guy that I have to
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eat lunch with, and he's so annoying.
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And that's probably the worst part of the
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job, is just having to pretend to like
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people.
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But I really like it, so I just
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put on my customer service acts.
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Well, you're not excited?
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No, I'm excited.
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Like, I love it.
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I got you a bouquet of flowers.
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You should be proud.
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I knew you would be excited about your
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job.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, that was so sweet of you.
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Oh, a little massage.
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I'm doing something right now.
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This is so important.
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It's time sensitive.
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You don't like massages?
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No, I do, I guess.
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I mean ...
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God, why are you so mean?
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I'm not mean.
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I'm just busy, and I feel like you're
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always ...
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Like, I've worked so hard to get this
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position, and now I'm trying to actually do
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the work.
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And I just feel like, over time, I
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feel like I'm not doing it right.
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I don't know.
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I feel like I don't know about that.
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So, who got you this job?
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I got me this job.
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No, I got you this job.
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No, you didn't get me this ...
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How did you get me the job?
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Well, we went to that barbecue, and Karen
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was there, and I told her ...
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I sold myself for the job.
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Like, I did that for me.
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Like, you might have, like, introduced us, but,
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like, really, it's about me.
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Oh, get out of town on a greyhound.
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You are ridiculous.
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You really won't give up, will you?
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Uh-huh.
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For real, though, I have stuff to do.
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You're not doing nothing.
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Oh, my God.
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Until you get to work.
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There's actually, like, a lot of stuff that
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I have to do, like, while I'm at
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home, too.
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That's why they pay me extra.
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Like, that's the best part about it, is
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if I'm doing stuff at home, then, you
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know, I'm getting paid more.
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So, I can work here, and I can
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work, you know ...
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And you can get a job.
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You can take me shopping.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, you take me shopping.
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How about that?
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You can take me shopping.
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That would be awesome.
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We'll see about that.
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Come on.
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Maybe if you're good, and maybe if you,
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like, buy me real flowers instead of whatever
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the fuck that was.
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Come on, man.
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You don't like your flowers.
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No, I maybe ...
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You put them right there.
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Maybe you should have them.
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You put them right there in between those
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perfect tits of yours.
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Yeah.
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That's the only thing that could make it
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look good.
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I know.
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These are, like, crunchy.
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Ready to eat.
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I found those at a very expensive store,
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and I had them custom-made.
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Which store was that?
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So, I know how to, like, when to
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avoid it, you know.
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Avoid it?
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Yeah.
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Why are you so mean?
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I'm not.
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I'm just, like, I have a lot on
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my plate right now, you know?
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Like, this means so much to me.
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You don't understand how much this means to
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me.
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I know how much it means to you.
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That's why I bought you flowers.
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Those beautiful bouquet.
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They're so gorgeous.
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I know.
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Like, sorry, I didn't appreciate them before.
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Well, you know.
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See, now you're talking.
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I think you're talking, and I'm trying to
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work.
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I have, like, seven emails that I have
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to get through.
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Like, and, you know, maybe that's it, but
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I don't know.
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Catherine is supposed to send me over some
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stuff.
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It might be in a couple hours.
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It could be tonight.
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I might actually have a long night ahead
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of me.
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So.
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A long night?
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Yeah.
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I don't think so.
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Work doesn't stop.
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Okay.
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Is this good for you?
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While I do my emails?
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That's what you wanted?
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It's really hard to do this one-handed.
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Yeah, so, uh, when do you start?
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Huh?
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When do you start?
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When do I start what?
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Your new job, crazy.
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I'm, I'm working right now.
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Like, what do you mean, when do I
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start?
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You're not working.
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You're not working.
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You're just gossiping with all the Karens at
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the office.
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I'm not gossiping, and there's only one Karen.
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Like, please, get a grip.
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Okay.
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Is this really, like, do we have to
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do this right now?
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Like, we can do this, like, anytime.
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You're, like, this is the most prime time
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for me to be working.
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Like, it's daytime.
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Like, can't, what do you, what do you,
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don't you have something to do?
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Yes!
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Okay, yes.
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I'm so good at this already, like, you
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have no idea.
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I knew you were gonna kick ass.
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Mm-hmm.
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I knew.
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Yeah, so, anyway.
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Come on.
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Shut up.
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Shut up?
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You shut up.
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Like, you think that you can bring me
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these shitty flowers, and I'll just stop working?
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Because you want to have a little fun?
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Like, we can do this whenever.
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Like, what's so important about right now?
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Anyway, I'm really focused right now.
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This is, like, are you done?
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Are you good?
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Did you finish?
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What?
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What are you laughing about?
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Oh, it's just, somebody emailed me something.
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How do you?
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Oh, shit.
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I have to take this.
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Really?
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Right now?
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Hello?
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Yes, this is your...
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Ah, I lost it.
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Damn.
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Hey, look who it is.
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Hi.
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If it isn't the new office worker that
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everybody wants in their office.
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Aren't you proud of me?
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Shit, what do you think?
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No, I'm proud of you.
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You're out here pimping the world with your
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office skills.
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I'm proud of you.
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I really am.
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What are you talking about?
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You're already top dog.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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What's going on?
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Are you still working?
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Do you ever stop?
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Huh?
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Are you still working?
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Do you ever stop?
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I have a feeling this job is going
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to make me go hard all day every
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day.
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What do you got all this workout outfit
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on?
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What's going on with this?
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I was doing some stretches and stuff between
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phone calls.
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Well, you should do some stretches with me
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sometime.
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Yeah, I should.
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You could teach me how to stretch.
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I know you'd be doing martial arts.
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You could teach me how to defend myself,
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too.
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Because I know you're a ninja.
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And I'm not always going to be around
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to save you when trouble comes around.
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So, maybe I should teach you a few
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things.
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I like your workout outfit.
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It's cute.
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Thanks.
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I actually think you got me these.
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So, how was your first day?
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Was it awesome?
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It's like cake, man.
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You're used to flailing in the water.
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You would give it some really good strides,
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wouldn't you?
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You're so nice.
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I'm a very good swimmer, thank you.
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I agree.
288
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So, that's what's going on?
289
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Any cute guys in the office?
290
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Oh, I don't even...
291
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I go in there and I'm straight.
292
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Oh, so you're not even going to try
293
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to make me jealous, huh?
294
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You don't care about me anymore.
295
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You don't care about me anymore.
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There's a ton of hot women.
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Did you blow them all?
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All of them.
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All of them, the whole office.
300
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They just gathered around me.
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You would have been so proud.
302
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Oh, really?
303
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You blew everyone at the office?
304
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:02,700
Every single one.
305
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All 33 of them.
306
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I think my dick's getting hard.
307
00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:07,920
Over that?
308
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:08,300
Yeah.
309
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Do you want to come next time?
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You can come and you can watch.
311
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I can jerk off in the corner?
312
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:13,560
Yeah.
313
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,400
And then I get to drop the last
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load.
315
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:16,280
Yeah.
316
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:16,980
Well, maybe.
317
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,100
If you're good.
318
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Jeez louise, papa jeez.
319
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:22,940
What about the girls?
320
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,180
Are there some hot girls in the office?
321
00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,040
There are, actually.
322
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,880
Did you make out with all of them?
323
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,880
Not yet.
324
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Only seven of them.
325
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,680
So, I've got a bit of a list
326
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to get through.
327
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,720
Were you doing any mergers and acquisitions in
328
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,120
the office?
329
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,500
I don't even know what you do.
330
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,580
You're a little sneaky sneak.
331
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,680
You're probably doing phone calls, sex calling stuff.
332
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,480
What if I was?
333
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:46,780
What if this whole time it was just
334
00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:46,980
like...
335
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,780
You were paying for all this?
336
00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,520
You were paying for all this with sex
337
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:51,840
calls?
338
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,820
I think I'd be on the phone a
339
00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:55,500
lot more.
340
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,200
I doubt it.
341
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,100
I don't know how much more you can
342
00:11:59,100 --> 00:11:59,460
be on there.
343
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,980
You're on that fucking thing constantly.
344
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,200
You don't have faith in me?
345
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,440
You don't think I can juggle everything?
346
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:04,780
No.
347
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:05,840
I juggle a lot of things.
348
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:06,960
That's true.
349
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,460
You juggled a lot of things the other
350
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,580
day when I gave you flowers.
351
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,000
Yeah, those flowers.
352
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:12,880
Yeah, that was something.
353
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:13,860
I was proud of you.
354
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,660
Stop reminding me.
355
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,520
What the hell?
356
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:17,480
Why are you so mean?
357
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,640
I'm not.
358
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,080
If I got you a bouquet, I would
359
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,280
like, you know, heavily pick out your favorite
360
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,860
color or something.
361
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,500
It was nice.
362
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:30,820
They were just crusty.
363
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:31,260
It's okay.
364
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,280
They were crusty?
365
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,400
Everybody messes up sometimes.
366
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,220
What the hell?
367
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:35,620
We can't be perfect all the time.
368
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,120
I don't understand what crusty means.
369
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,120
They were basically crumbling.
370
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,220
It was like somebody had bought them and
371
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,900
kept them in their room as like a
372
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,540
memory and then they just dried up.
373
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,440
I have good taste with flowers.
374
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,240
You have good taste in a lot of
375
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:52,900
other areas.
376
00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,180
Well, I have to tell you, I've been
377
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,240
bragging to everybody.
378
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,060
I've been very proud of you because you
379
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,140
finally got the job.
380
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,360
But now, I don't know if I could
381
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,200
trust you at work.
382
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,880
You gave me the ideas.
383
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,440
Sounds like you're being promiscuous.
384
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:07,660
I am.
385
00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:12,120
I kind of like it.
386
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,220
I'm at that age where you can go
387
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,100
cheat on me with the cute boys and
388
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,020
I probably wouldn't even care.
389
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,240
You wouldn't care?
390
00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:19,800
Nope.
391
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,880
You wouldn't care if I fucked everybody in
392
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,220
the office?
393
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,140
Well, I don't know about fucking them, but
394
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,660
you can blow them all.
395
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,800
I can't give up my precious booty for
396
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,600
the cute boys.
397
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,340
What's that?
398
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,200
He said, yours.
399
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,400
Who's else is it?
400
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,140
Oh.
401
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,540
I'm at the office, obviously.
402
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,760
Like all the hot babes.
403
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,380
The babes?
404
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,140
Be consistent.
405
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,080
Do you want me to blow everybody or
406
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:45,360
no?
407
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,240
You should introduce me to the...
408
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:47,920
I wanted you to...
409
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,540
Alright, I'll shut up.
410
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,480
I'm being inappropriate.
411
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,620
You're distracting me is what you are doing.
412
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,300
You're trying to...
413
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,560
You're really good at that.
414
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:57,880
At what?
415
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,560
You're trying to get your ordinance together over
416
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:00,880
here.
417
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,740
You're trying to coordinate single file rows of
418
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,900
folders in the closet and paperclips and whatnot.
419
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:07,920
Oh, is that...
420
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,580
Yeah, paperclips.
421
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,680
Yeah, I'm just carrying around a pack of
422
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:10,780
paper...
423
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,340
I'm going to everybody's desk and giving them
424
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,180
one paperclip.
425
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:13,880
That's my whole job.
426
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,560
I think you're mean.
427
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,420
You'll probably walk up to people's desk and
428
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,500
go, Yeah, I'm going to need you to
429
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,600
come in on Saturday.
430
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,660
We're going to...
431
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,760
We have a few backup accounts that need
432
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,860
to be sifted through.
433
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,840
And you're like sipping your coffee while you're
434
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,220
saying it.
435
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,540
You're like, yeah, we're going to need you
436
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,640
to come in on Sunday.
437
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,260
I'm sorry, but...
438
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,060
You really clocked me on that one.
439
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:40,780
How did you know?
440
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,660
Because you're mean.
441
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,260
I'm not mean.
442
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:43,980
Yeah, you are.
443
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,020
I'm assertive.
444
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,020
There's a difference.
445
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,140
There's a difference.
446
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,200
Well, are you making people come into work
447
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,160
on Saturday and Sundays and keeping them from
448
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,380
their families because you're mean and vindictive?
449
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,960
If I had the authority to, maybe I
450
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,220
would.
451
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,380
That's not very nice.
452
00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,600
Well, maybe you are.
453
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:00,660
Maybe I'm not very nice.
454
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,500
Yeah, you haven't gone to church in a
455
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:02,900
while either.
456
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:03,960
It's a little concerning.
457
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,260
When was the last time you've been to
458
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:05,480
church?
459
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,380
If I step inside of a church, I'll
460
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,880
probably explode into flames.
461
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,920
That's exactly why I can't go to church.
462
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,540
Well, show me some of these workouts, man.
463
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,260
What you got going on, girl?
464
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,360
You getting back into your yoga?
465
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,880
You want to see my very basic workouts?
466
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,420
They're not basic.
467
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,820
I'm pretty sure you look like a ninja.
468
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:25,520
I'm not.
469
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,960
You have so much faith in me.
470
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:30,960
I can do...
471
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,420
How stressful this is.
472
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,020
You should get some good stretches in.
473
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,420
You're not getting no jumping jacks up in
474
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:55,860
this piece?
475
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,160
I'm getting there.
476
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,340
You have to stretch and warm up.
477
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,450
You know about nothing, huh?
478
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,090
A little bit.
479
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:06,350
Do you know how to do a jumping
480
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:06,630
jack?
481
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:07,110
I don't know.
482
00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,850
My coach in high school was really mean
483
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,390
to me, so I'm always real nervous to
484
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,130
do exercises.
485
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,150
Well, I can show you.
486
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,510
We can do that together sometime.
487
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,390
I couldn't do that in high school because
488
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:16,610
my...
489
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:17,430
You couldn't do this?
490
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:18,830
No, because my wiener would flop around on
491
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,310
my shorts, and all the girls would laugh.
492
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,570
Be serious for one second.
493
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,260
I can do this with you sometime.
494
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:31,680
I bet I can multitask with you.
495
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,110
You're going to work while you work?
496
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:36,970
Yeah.
497
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:38,890
Jeez Louise.
498
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,810
This is crazy.
499
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,750
But it's working.
500
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,050
I'm just happy you're going to be able
501
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,650
to pay these bills up in this piece.
502
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,950
And I will be able to do that.
503
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,780
How good are you at multitasking?
504
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,460
I'd say pretty good, maybe.
505
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,300
Seriously.
506
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,520
I can't stand you.
507
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,300
Hold on one second.
508
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,220
I'm nearly halfway and she has Louise.
509
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:30,060
Hold on one second.
510
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,930
You're such a distraction.
511
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,890
God, you're the worst and best distraction ever.
512
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:23,150
Okay.
513
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,370
I really have to get this done.
514
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:41,370
I'm going to be late on this.
515
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,430
You're never going to get this done if
516
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,570
you don't let me finish.
517
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:15,130
I just need five more minutes.
518
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:56,520
I literally have three lines in this email.
519
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,840
You're distracting me.
520
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,780
Did you hear that?
521
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,260
I think my package is here.
522
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,080
It's right here.
523
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:13,740
Are you kidding?
524
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:14,600
No, no, no.
525
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,120
Stay here.
526
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,180
What's wrong?
527
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,640
I just had the most stressful day at
528
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:27,900
work.
529
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,940
I feel like it's all been so good
530
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,280
and now it's finally collapsing.
531
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:34,780
No, it's never going to collapse on you.
532
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,360
You're the best.
533
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,740
I feel like I'm declining though.
534
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,500
I feel like I'm not getting as much
535
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,220
recognition as I had before and it's kind
536
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:42,800
of like...
537
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,240
Nonsense.
538
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,240
You're the best ever.
539
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,820
I'm just saying that because you're my husband.
540
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:50,780
No, I'm saying that because you're the best.
541
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:53,640
You're the sexiest, smartest lady in the world.
542
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:54,800
You're so sweet.
543
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,920
You deserve to get spoiled.
544
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,040
Do I?
545
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,040
Mm-hmm.
546
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,140
It's a little warm in here, don't you
547
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:01,340
think?
548
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:03,860
Maybe you should lose some of that clothing.
549
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,960
Maybe you need to deflate a little bit.
550
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,020
Maybe so.
551
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:09,980
Alright, you got me.
552
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,860
But I still have to do a couple
553
00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:12,280
things.
554
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,720
You can do a couple things.
555
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,540
We can figure it out.
556
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:16,500
Mm-hmm.
557
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,640
Jeez Louise, you're like hot.
558
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,420
I just got off like an eight-hour
559
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:32,820
shift.
560
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,820
How could I possibly look hot like this?
561
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:39,050
What if you say so?
562
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:40,870
I say so.
563
00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:44,950
I don't believe you.
564
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:48,650
Do you really think I'm like the best?
565
00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:51,070
I know you're the best, you top dog.
566
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:50,860
Mm
567
00:23:53,260 --> 00:24:11,860
-hmm.
568
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:13,500
Fuck.
569
00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:23,420
Do you make me feel like I'm the
570
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:23,860
best?
571
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:45,580
Yes, please.
572
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,240
Oh my God.
573
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,500
Oh my God.
574
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:03,280
Getting some work done?
575
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,220
Mm-hmm.
576
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,100
Yeah?
577
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,480
As much as I can.
578
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,580
I'm supposed to jump on a call.
579
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,540
Just give me a minute.
580
00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:35,440
Yes.
581
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,500
Fuck.
582
00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:19,900
Fuck.
583
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,520
Oh, fuck.
584
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,600
I have to send this out right now.
585
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,820
Right now.
586
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,500
Okay, okay.
587
00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,240
Much better.
588
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,760
Yes.
589
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,400
Oh my gosh.
590
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,020
Oh.
591
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,040
Mm-hmm.
592
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,260
Yes, get in there.
593
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:44,620
Yes.
594
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,520
Yes.
595
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:30,940
Yes.
596
00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:45,590
Oh
597
00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:51,610
Oh
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