All language subtitles for The Marry Me Pact (2024)_track6_[eng]

(clicking, whirring)

♪

♪

-Is that really it?
-Yes, it is.

God, I can't believe

the first thing you wanted
to do on your birthday

was go for a run.

The first thing
I wanted to do on my birthday

was torture you,
and I've succeeded.

Do you, uh, need me
to throw you

into that large body
of water there?

You know you'd have to catch me
first, right?

I could if I wanted to.

Prove it.

-Hey!
-Woo-hoo!

♪

♪ Happy Birthday to you

♪ Happy Birthday to you

What on earth is that?

It is a birthday pizza.

♪ Happy Birthday, dear Rory

♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪

-You're ridiculous.
-Quick, blow 'em out

before the pepperoni
goes up in flames.

Make a wish.

Mmm.

Let's do this.

Your sister makes
the best pizza in the country.

Tell that to New Yorkers.

But don't tell Joey that.

Her ego doesn't need
any more inflating.

Mmm.

♪

Wow.

You realize
you only have a year

before you need
to grow up, right?

-Thirty is just a number.
-Hm.

Are you sure you don't want
to go out tonight?

Get dressed up, pretend

like we're just out
of college again?

Absolutely not.

I got pizza for lunch,
I got my best friend.

In the whole world.

Thank you for clarifying that.

And most importantly,
I have recorded

the 2003 winter figure skating
championship on TV

and which I think we should
start right about now.

-Not again.
-Come on.

You love Michelle Kwan.

What is wrong with you?

I don't know.

♪

Shah.

Oh!

Here you go.

Where on earth did you find
fresh lemons in my house?

Um, in your refrigerator?

Huh, imagine that.

My own culinary skills
surprise even me sometimes.

Surprised we never dated
because of it.

Well, you're the one
that always said

that we'd make
a terrible couple.

Because we would.

But there was the pact.

What pact?

My 21st birthday,
we were up on my parents' roof,

catching the stars.

Maya Griffith
had just broken up with me.

At your own birthday party.

And to cheer me up,
you said to me that...

If we were both still single
by the time we were 30,

-I'd marry you.
-I knew you remembered.

It wasn't serious though.

So, how are you planning
on spending

the last year of your twenties?

You know what?

I think I want to travel.

South America.

Stay up all night
on Copacabana Beach.

Explore the Amazon.

Tango in Argentina.

Tango? Oh, you can't dance.

Stop that.

Let's look at flights.

You just left your job,

and I guess you deserve
an adventure.

Looking at flights
for tomorrow.

You can't be serious.

Oh, yeah, Miami to Rio, baby.

Wait a minute.

Departs at 3:25.

I couldn't.

Could I?

And this way I could say
I got you more than a pizza

for your birthday.

♪

-Let's do it.
-Boom.

♪

To my best friend.

To my best friend.

-In the whole world.
-In the whole world.

♪

Charlotte?

Are you in there?

I'm letting myself in.

Please tell me you aren't
still in your pajamas!

♪

-What's wrong?
-Amethyst Jones?

The psychic?

That's today?

I reminded you, like,
a gazillion times, girl.

-Do I have to?
-Yes.

You said you needed
the research for your new novel,

so get dressed,
brush your teeth

because I'm ordering you a cab
right now.

It took me weeks
to convince her

to meet with you.

What does one wear
to meet a bogus psychic?

Don't start with that.

In my experience, it's good

to approach these things
with an open mind.

Amethyst might be
the real deal.

Mm, so might the Tooth Fairy.

♪

♪

(plastic crinkling)

I knew you'd be late.

Scared the life out of me.

Or perhaps I scared the life
into you.

I'm Charlotte Holt.

The novelist.

The people watcher.

You could say that.

Me too. Only I see
the whole universe.

I saw you over there admiring

one of my favorite things
in the store.

It's called a rumor catcher.

You hang around here
long enough

and you'll hear
all sorts of gossip.

I'm sure.

♪

Deepest elements of the earth,

help me help Charlotte
find her true path.

Pick three.

Uh, okay.

♪

♪

Shall we focus on the cards?

What do they say?

See this first one here?

It indicates a fall.

Could be literal,
could be figurative.

Who knows?

So I should watch out for holes
in the sidewalk.

-Noted.
-And pride.

I'd say pretty soon
you'll be taking a flying leap.

And what about this one?

Curious now, are we?

This second card here...

Very interesting. The storm.

Rain, thunder, and lightning
are brewing for you.

A storm threatens
to change everything

and upend your whole existence.

And, finally...

Ah, yes.

There's a man.

Always, there's a man.

Well, I'm single.

But there's still a man.

And you have great feelings
for him.

You've known him a long time.

The bond between you
is strong, incredibly strong.

♪

(slamming)

And there was a pact.

A pact that if neither of you
married by your 30th birthday,

you would take one
another's hand in marriage.

-Excuse me?
-A pact made in jest,

but it will come true.

Yes!

Yes, you are destined
to be with him, Charlotte.

He is your chosen one.

♪

Let's just say
this pact existed,

which it doesn't,

it would be nonsense if it did.

It wouldn't mean anything.

And if it existed...

how would you have known
about it?

Perhaps the universe is trying
to tell you something.

What it's trying to tell me
is that this is crazy,

and if you were a real psychic,

you would know that Rory and I
are just friends.

So, thank you for your time.

I've got to go.

♪

Hi, thanks so much
for coming out.

All right.

Appreciate it,
thanks for reading.

Absolutely.

And, now, the moment
you've all been waiting for.

Please welcome to the stage
celebrated author

and romance expert
Charlotte Holt.

(applause)

♪

(gasping)

♪

Pretty soon you'll be taking
a flying leap.

Just a coincidence.

♪

(birds squawking)

♪

(thunder rumbling)

♪

Weird.

Rain, thunder, and lightning
are brewing for you.

A storm threatens
to change everything.

(thunder cracking)

No way.

♪

Two slices.

Mozzarella doesn't solve
everything, you know.

-Doesn't it though?
-Ugh.

What if what Amethyst says
is true?

What if Rory and I
are meant to be together?

What if he's been under my nose
this whole time?

Those are a lot of what ifs.

The fall and this storm?

You said it yourself
that you think

she's probably a con artist.

What if it's a coincidence?

Rory would say
there are no coincidences.

Of course there are.

Otherwise, we wouldn't have
a word for it.

Look, I hate to say this,

but maybe
you're overthinking it?

There's a reason
you and Rory have been friends

all these years.

♪

Yeah.

(birds squawking)

♪

(camera shutter clicking)

♪

♪ It's time to let go ♪

Yes, you are destined
to be with him, Charlotte.

(cellphone ringing)

♪

Hi, Rory! Hi.

Uh, I don't know
what happened there.

I must have declined the call
or something accidentally.

It's bizarre,
my mistake, though.

Charlotte, I'm home!

♪

What do you mean you're home?

I'm back in Miami.

I got in last night.

Uh, are you kidding right now?

No, I'm serious.

I couldn't miss having my 30th
in my favorite city.

That if neither of you married
by your 30th birthday...

I can't believe I've been away
for a whole year.

Yeah, me neither.

Sorry, I haven't told anyone.

I wanted to surprise my mom.

How sweet.

Yeah, but that's okay.

Um, I can't believe
you're back.

Yeah, me neither.

Look, we have to catch up.

How about Saturday night?

But your birthday is on Friday.

I know, but I sort of
already committed to a plan.

Oh, okay.

Uh, yeah,
let's do Saturday then.

Nothing fancy, though.

Let's just grab pizza
at Joey's or something,

a few drinks.

Does that sound good to you
or what?

Sounds great. Easy.

Yeah, I'll see you then.

There's so much
I want to tell you about.

The feeling is mutual.

All right, well,
I'll see you Saturday.

Lots of love.

I'll see ya.

♪

(cellphone pings)

♪

He is your chosen one.

♪

(laughing)

It is so good to see you.

You too.

You've cleaned up a bit.

Yeah, I mean, um,
I was feeling

a little too much
like Magnum P.I.

Well, this suits you.

You still up for some pizza?

I haven't had a slice in a year
and I'm starving.

Need me to do something
with this?

Yeah, do something with this.

♪

So, I'm standing at the top
of the waterfall, right,

and I peer over the edge,
and I have this flashback

of that death trap
of a water slide we were on.

Remember? You were standing
at the bottom,

-you yelled up to me.
-I'll catch you,

I'll catch you!

Exactly.

So I just closed my eyes.

-I leapt off.
-No.

Couldn't have done it
without you.

You are terrified of heights.

Well, what can I say?

I'm a changed man.

Hopefully not too changed.

No, not too changed.

But there is something
I gotta tell you.

There is?

Yeah, and it might
come as a surprise.

Well, spit it out,
don't scare me.

Well, you know, this year
I've gone through a lot.

I mean, I've traveled
to corners of the world

I never thought I would,
met extraordinary people.

And I started to think
about what I wanted my life

to look like when I got back.

And what is it you want?

Well, this is the thing,

I started to put it out there
in the world.

I mean, I want to settle down,
find the one.

I know it sounds
a little corny,

but it's as if the universe
answered my call because...

♪

I met Rachel.

-Rachel?
-Yes!

I mean, we literally ran
into each other at Carnival

and we had
this instant connection,

like I'd known her
my whole life.

I mean, things
just felt easy, right,

like they'd never felt
with anyone before.

And we spent the rest
of our time in Brazil together

and Argentina and Peru.

And while we were camping
on the salt flats of Bolivia...

I asked her to marry me.

♪

-You what?
-Can you believe it?

No. No.

You're engaged? Wow.

Wow!

That is great news.

Congratulations.

You know what I'm gonna
ask you next, right?

♪

Mm-mm.

Be my best man?

Uh, my best woman?

♪

Say yes.

It has to be you,
you know that, right?

Yes, I would be honored.

Mm, I haven't even told you
the best part.

♪

You haven't?

We want to try and do it
in three weeks.

I know it's crazy.

♪

Charlotte, I am so stoked

that we're gonna get
to plan this all out together.

And thank goodness
that this wedding is gonna have

your good taste
sprinkled into it.

It will?

Yes.

I need your help
with basically everything.

I mean, Rachel is super busy
with work,

and you just know
that I'm gonna be useless

with organization.

So, what's she like?

Other than amazing and perfect

and the best thing
since sliced bread.

I honestly think that you two
are gonna hit it off.

I mean, you're gonna love Rach.

She's a total nerd
just like you.

You guys are both foodies,
and her favorite musical

is the one
with the green witch, too.

She's okay with me helping out?

Yeah.

You're my best friend.

In fact, you know what?

Why don't you come over
right now and meet her?

♪

I'm back.

The place looks pretty good,
yeah?

Sure, yeah.

♪

Hey, you two.

Hi.

Hi. Charlotte.

-Nice to meet you.
-You too.

Are you still hungry?

I'm always hungry.

That is an understatement.

Do you know that I call him
my Labrador

because they have a gene

where no matter
how much they eat,

their brain doesn't get
the message they're full?

Sounds like Rory.

It's amazing,
I've just sat down.

I'm already being ganged up on
by you two.

Can I fix anyone a drink?

-Wine perhaps?
-That sounds awesome.

-Sure.
-Red okay with everyone?

Please.

Feels really strange to be
back in my old apartment.

I bet.

Thank you for watering
his plants, by the way.

Thank you for ensuring
that he doesn't leave

his dirty socks everywhere.

Why did I know
that I was gonna be toast

as soon as you two
got together?

Although, I can see
you haven't managed

to improve his taste in art.

Oh, um, actually...

Rachel painted that.

♪

I have totally put my foot
in my mouth, haven't I?

Um...

Don't--don't be silly.

It's totally fine.

You know, art is subjective

and in the eye of the beholder.

I am mortified.

No, it's really one
of my earlier pieces.

Rachel's main medium
is sculpture.

Yes, although,
I do love to paint, too.

Oh, Rory and I went on the m--

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Are you all right?

-Yeah.
-So sorry.

It's fine, it's fine, yeah.

Just--it'll come out,
it'll come out.

♪

It's because I said
I didn't like

the painting, isn't it?

♪

Oh, I was just kidding.

♪

It really does look nice.

Thanks so much for letting me
borrow your dress, Rachel.

No worries.

♪

I have that same bag.

Oh, gotta love the bees.

Terrifying creatures.

-Absolutely not.
-Absolutely not.

Okay, say that after
one has chased you

around a bathroom
while you're totally naked.

Bees have been here
about 30 million years.

They're not doing
anything wrong.

Yeah. It is us
who need the talking to.

-Mm-hm.
-Right. I forgot.

This is probably going to be
a losing battle for me.

Mm-hm.

♪

So, Rachel,

rumor has it you've seen Wicked
12 times?

Fifteen, but who's counting?

We should definitely be
theater buddies.

I love all the greats.

Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Obviously Sondheim.

It's a date.

Great. All right,
let me just pop this

back in the bathroom
real quick.

♪

So, what do you think?

♪

She's great.

Of course she is.

I can totally see
why you've fallen for her.

So, you approve?

I approve. One hundred percent.

Awesome.

♪

Congratulations.

I'm so excited!

♪

(clanging resonating)

Who disturbs me this late?

It's Charlotte, the author.

Ah, the one with the pact.

He is not destined
to be with me.

He's getting married
to someone else,

someone he's only known
a few months.

And the pact
is never coming true.

I can't believe I thought
for even a millisecond

that what you said
could've been the truth.

He's engaged to somebody else?

This all sounds very strange.

Yeah, I don't know how
you did it with those cards,

but you duped me.

I am not a fraud, Miss Holt.

I was actually starting
to believe

I might have a happy ending.

But it's not over yet, is it?

With all due respect,
you were wrong.

Sweetheart, I am many things,
but I am never wrong.

Everything is ruined.

Look, go home
and get some sleep.

It will all become clear,
I promise.

♪

Morning, trouble.

-Those look heavy.
-Ha.

You're gonna offer me
a slice of pizza to cool down?

Pizza? At this time of morning?

Someone is off
the straight and narrow.

Well, you of all people
should know

pizza tastes best
for breakfast.

Hey, I, uh, had a dream
about you last night, actually.

-Oh, you did?
-Yeah.

We, uh, we went sky diving.

You made me jump first.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Have a great day.

♪

(exhaling)

♪

♪

"Dear Charlotte,

I'm writing to you
as I look up at the stars

deep in the Elqui Valley.

It's nice to know
that even though

we're so far apart,
we're still under the same sky.

I need to tell you
about the wish I made

on my 29th birthday.

I wished I'd finally plucked up
the courage

to tell you how I feel,

and I guess
I'm finally doing it.

These valleys are meant
to have a deep, mystical power

and, suddenly,
tonight I realized

I couldn't live another day
without telling you

that I love you.

I can't call you,
I'm in the middle of nowhere,

but what I can do is write you
an old-fashioned love letter.

Well, postcard.

If you don't feel the same,
that's fine.

You don't have to reply,

and nothing will change
between us

unless you want it to.

Your best friend always,
Rory."

♪

(cellphone ringing)

♪

-Morning!
-Hey, Kimmy.

How long had this bag
of fan mail

been sitting at the office?

You're finally reading
your fan mail?

Yeah, uh, and I've just found
something important in it.

How long had it been
sitting there?

Uh, I don't know, sweetie.

Six months?

♪

Charlotte? Are you there?

♪

(honking)

(utensils clanking)

Hey.

Oh, you're back for lunch.

Sadly, no.

I think I forgot my sun--

-Sunglasses.
-Are they here?

Oh-ho!

What do you think?
Do they suit me?

No.

They cover up your eyes.

Anyway, I owe you big time.

I held on to these
out of the goodness of my heart,

but if there is a reward...

Oh, yes, I can offer you
one whole date.

I never cared for the taste.

No, I didn't mean...

I wasn't talking
about the fruit.

I meant if you want
to go out sometime,

if that's something
that you do.

Yeah, that's something I do.

But I have a one date policy.

-One date?
-Yeah.

Keeps things uncomplicated.

Okay, you get to pick
the place then.

Consider it done.

♪

Psst.

♪

(whistling, cellphone dings)

♪

It's 11:05.

I'm calling it.

You are officially done moping.

Why does everyone I know
have a key to my apartment?

Because you're constantly
losing yours.

Now come on, up and at 'em.

You can't stay in bed all day.

Can't I?

As they say in Sweeney Todd:

♪ Not while I'm around ♪

Did you just make
a musicals reference?

I'm trying to cheer you up.

Now get dressed.

(grunting)

Come on!

When I suggested shopping,

I never envisioned spending
three hours in a book store.

Don't worry, we will hit
the thrift stores next.

-Thank goodness for that.
-Mm.

I don't know,
there's something comforting

about a book store,
they make me feel safe.

That's how I feel
in the cheesemongers.

-Safe?
-Charlotte.

Rory. Rachel.

What a surprise.

What are the chances?

Rach, this is Joey,
Charlotte's sister.

Nice to meet you.

Ah, I know exactly
what you two have been up to

this morning.

♪

I'd know that bag anywhere.

Oh.

You and Rory are the same.

You can't keep him
out of a good book store

-for five minutes.
-What can I say?

They make me feel safe.

Well, I prefer films myself.

I'm a huge Hitchcock nerd.

Although, Rory has fallen asleep

through every one
I've tried to show him.

Hey, I like the one
with the window.

I watched Psycho once.

Didn't bathe for days.

Never again.

I promise.

Uh, I'm glad that we ran
into you, Charlotte.

It's been like a week.

Did your phone break?

You dropped it in the tub again,
didn't you?

Remember, you got to put
the phone in the rice.

Okay, so many thoughts.

Um, no, I've just been busy
writing.

You know how I get
when there's a deadline.

Just...

It took me ages
to pry her away

from her desk this morning.

Oh, well,
I wanted to talk to you

about the wedding stuff.

Everything is still cool
with that, right?

Of course it is.

-Why wouldn't it be?
-Great.

I know that you're busy
with the book and stuff,

so if you can't do it,
I understand,

but we have been friends
since, like, forever.

And it only makes sense...

No, I'm here for you,
for both of you.

What is it you need?

Um, I have that suit fitting
tomorrow morning.

Can you come?

Um...

♪

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna have to go,
aren't I?

Not if you don't want to.

I can't let him down.

If Rory is the friend
that I think he is,

he'll understand.

♪

But I can't lie to him again

and say I'm working on my book.

What if you tell him the truth?

I'm not saying do it.

I'm just asking you to imagine
what might happen if you did.

But he seems happy.

Are you?

I'm happy he's happy.

Are you sure you can
put yourself through this?

There's no other option.

I love him.

♪

So, does he always take
this long getting dressed?

Oh, I wouldn't know.

Oh.

Let us know if you need
any help in there, honey.

There are so many buttons.

You know, we have some

beautiful couture
bridal dresses.

If you like,
bring some girlfriends.

We can make a fuss over you.

Oh, uh,
we're not getting married.

I'm the Best Woman.

I am so sorry.

Screwed that one up.

Oh, it's fine.

My mistake.

♪

I'm going to go see
if I can find him

some nice cufflinks
to go with that suit.

♪

Hey, Charlotte?

Yes?

Do you know how to tie a bowtie?

Yes, I've tied my dad's

every day
before he went to work.

Your dad wore a bowtie to work?

Was he a clown?

Do you want me to tie it or not?

Yes, please.

I need your expertise here.

♪

What do you think?

You look amazing.

♪

Color's not too much?

I've never seen you
more handsome.

♪

Really?

(Rory clears throat)

You're gonna have to teach me
'cause I am lost here.

It's just a little fiddly.

All right.

♪

Tighten it up.

♪

And voilà.

♪

Ah.

Huh?

That's it? "Huh?"

I love it.

I genuinely think
I look great.

I just want to make sure
that I look good

standing next to Rachel
in her dress.

You know,
will this be too informal?

She wants to do it big,

like puffy princess style,

and I just want to make sure
I can match up

next to that kind of drama.

I think you'd match up
to the biggest meringue ever.

(Rory clears throat)

Hey.

Will you try on a dress for me?

Just so I can see
what they look like

standing next to each other.

♪

Wait till you see this.

♪

What do you think?

♪

Wow.

♪

I feel like I'm being eaten
by a flower arrangement.

♪

I think it's beautiful.

I love it.

And it goes pretty well
with the suit.

♪

It's a pretty perfect picture.

♪

Rory?

Yeah?

I need your help.

♪

The shoe is stuck on the inside
of the dress.

Okay.

Yeah, I--I need you
to take my shoe off.

Okay, all right, um...

You got me into this, just--

All right, hold on.

Hold on for a second.

All right, just get it--

You know how it's stuck?

-Ready?
-Get it--

-Oh.
-Oh.

(Charlotte gasps)

♪

Oh, can you hold this for a sec?

Who is it?

Sorry.

It's my brother.

♪

Ah.

Look who finally showed up.

Sorry.

Uh, we got a little delayed.

But I did get a new suit.

Check that out.

Yeah, we had to discuss

whether or not
to go double-breasted

for 45 minutes.

No worries.

Totally used to you by now.

I've only been your brother
my whole life.

Hey, Charlotte,
great that you're here actually,

because we can finally discuss
the bachelor weekend.

♪

Bachelor weekend?

Haven't I told you about this?

No, no you haven't.

You and I are on
organized fun duty,

setting this one off
into married bliss in style.

Wait, isn't it a little late

to be planning
a bachelor weekend?

Exactly.

That's why I wanted us
to talk today,

put our heads together.

I'm sorry.

I got so preoccupied
with planning the wedding

that I must have not
looped you in on this.

Yeah.

So, what's the plan, Sam?

Well, I was, uh, thinking...

No, you know what?

Actually, I am going to step out
for a few minutes,

hide this suit
from Rachel's prying eyes,

let you guys plot away.

I don't want anything crazy,
I mean it.

Well.

Don't let him lead you astray.

Got it.

♪

Sorry, this has sort of
been dumped on you.

Rory wanted to have me
chaperoned.

I organized our buddy's
bachelor party in Vegas,

and, uh, we all lost two days
from our memory, so...

(Charlotte shudders)

I can see why he wants you
on a leash.

I was thinking we could use

our parents' vacation home
down south.

Do some hiking,
maybe some kayaking.

Camp fires, all that.

I think he'd love that.

Listen, while I've got you here,
you know Rory better than I do.

Well, I wouldn't say that.

Eh, yes, you do.

He opens up to you
and he trusts you.

And I wanna ask you something.

I'm totally happy for him,
I am, believe me,

but I can't help but wonder...

is all this happening
a bit fast?

Um...

I think he seems happy.

Isn't that the important thing?

I don't know.

Something just
doesn't feel right.

Don't get me wrong,
Rach is great.

I always thought,
despite all his protesting,

you two would eventually
end up together.

You know, I just remembered
I actually--

I'm supposed to be meeting
with my sister right now, um,

so I gotta go.

Yeah, bye.

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

♪

Call me. Amethyst.

♪

So, you had a vision.

An exceptionally clear one.

Was I in it?

I didn't recognize the woman.

And I know this might
sound strange, but...

Amethyst, everything you say
sounds strange.

I had a feeling
as if you knew this woman.

There was a connection
to you two somehow.

♪

-I drew her.
-So you draw.

♪

That's Rory's fiancée.

-The guy I--
-Made the pact with.

-Yeah.
-Interesting.

Very interesting.

♪

W--well, why?
What happened?

I saw her running down
the aisle,

fleeing her wedding,

wearing this
huge meringue dress,

jilting someone
at the altar.

Are you saying
Rachel's gonna leave Rory?

My child, I do not get visions
of the future,

I only get visions of the past.

This already happened.

♪

Wait...what?

I don't make the rules.

♪

So if she's done this before,
she can do it again.

-Break his heart.
-It's up to you

to interpret the vision
as you see fit.

♪

I wonder if he knows.

♪

(sighs)

♪

(typing)

♪

♪

(bottle spritzing)

Can I ask you a question?

Sure.

When do you sleep?

Oh, I don't.

I'm like a bullfrog.

(Billy-Joe sighs)

I'm jealous of all that energy.

Yeah, I always hated
standing still.

Oh yeah, I'm a total fidget too.

I drove my parents crazy
as a kid.

In fact, they used to call me
Billy-naise

because I was wriggly
like spaghetti.

♪

That's cute.

No it's not.

(Billy-Joe chuckles)

I think it is.

Are we gonna finally go out
on our first and only date?

Maybe.

I had reservations
about being a Joey

dating a Billy-Joe,

but...now that I know
I can call you Billy-naise.

Okay, you are absolutely
forbidden from calling me that.

We can go tonight if you let me.

(Billy-Joe sighs)

You drive a hard bargain.

♪

(bottle spritzes)

Ooh, cake for breakfast.

How lucky are we?

Why don't we do this
every morning?

Hey, sorry I'm late.

Oh, perfect.

We're actually in desperate need
of your tastebuds.

Charlotte has always been
the ultimate foodie.

She can definitely help us
with a decision here.

Can I have a word?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Excuse us,
we'll just be one moment.

Well, we can't
promise all this cake

will still be here
when you get back.

Nobody eats cake
without my permission.

♪

What's wrong?

Why is Charlotte here?

She's helping us out.

I just thought
this might be the type of thing

that we decide on our own.

♪

I didn't realize
it was a big deal.

I'm sorry.

No, it's...

It's not a problem.

I mean, I can ask her to leave.

She really won't care.

I think she finds
this whole wedding thing

a bit tedious anyways.

No, I really don't want
to make things awkward.

Okay.

Next time I'll check in,
I promise.

Okay. Thank you.

Yeah.

But I do think
you should be happy

I have someone like her
to help me out with all this.

You know, imagine me
going rogue on this wedding

without someone helping me
steer clear from disaster.

You do make an excellent point.

Well, we should go
and try some more cake.

Here, I'll see you in there.

♪

(Rachel sighs)

-Mm-hm.
-Mm.

And the final one is the lime
with ginger creme.

Mm.

Right.

Mm. Mm-hm.

That's definitely my favorite.

It's our most popular flavor.

Mm!

You know what, to be honest,

I kind of prefer the white
chocolate and lemon better.

You don't think
that's too sweet?

No, I think
it's perfectly balanced,

a real crowd pleaser.

And I think
it's gonna go really well

with the Italian theme.

Mm, does it?

I mean, no offense,

but I think the ginger
is just a little hit or miss

with people.

But we did just hear that
it's their most popular flavor.

What do you think, Charlotte?

♪

Mm, I don't know.

No, be honest.

♪

The white chocolate lemon.

Yes, I knew it.

♪

We'll go with that one then.

No, I don't want
to sway any decision.

No, it's two versus one, so...

It's not like that.

At the risk of talking myself
out of business,

it is just cake.

Yeah, I mean, Rach,
it's your wedding.

You should have the cake
that you want.

It's our wedding.

Yeah, I know.

I just want you to be happy.

♪

The lime ginger
just seemed a little strong.

Mm, well.

What do you know
about wedding cake anyway?

♪

I know you never ate
your first one.

♪

Excuse me?

Rachel, are you--

Oh, Rach, are you all right?

-What do you need, water?
-She's choking.

She's choking, do somethin--

Um...

Oh, oh.

(Rachel choking, gasping)

♪

-Um...
-Are you okay?

♪

I'm fine.

Uh, napkin?

I said I'm fine.

Oh...

♪

Have your lemon.

Ooh, this cake is everywhere.

Yeah...

♪

Should I have gone after her?

♪

You know her better than I do.

I mean, she probably
just needs a little space.

So what was all that?

I mean, the whole
this wasn't her first time...

Oh, that was nothing.

Never mind.

♪

All right.

I mean, if there was
something wrong,

please tell me.

♪

I would.

In that case,

do you mind just cutting
Rachel a little slack?

This whole wedding thing
has been pretty stressful,

and it's important
that you two get along for me.

♪

I'll make more of an effort,
I promise.

Thank you.

♪

Please tell me purple
is still your favorite color.

It is.

Great, because mine changes
like all the time.

Right now mine's brown.

Should I be worried?

Mm.

It's an apology
for the fan mail thing.

I should have
been more thorough

with what was and wasn't
a personal letter.

There are no bad feelings here.

It wasn't meant to be.

Mm, that's a mature attitude.

Yeah.

I'm trying this new thing

where I just accept things
the way they are.

I don't think it'll last.

You're looking very nice.

Where are you headed off to?

Thank you for noticing.

But now I see you
all cozy with your takeout.

I wish I was staying in.

I've been running around
all week.

I could do with a chill.

Well, where are you
supposed to be?

There's this Hitchcock
retrospective downtown.

I was going with a friend,
but she bailed, so...

So you have two tickets.

Yeah, why?

How about we trade my night in
with your night out?

Hmm.

How many spring rolls
do you have left?

Oh, I ordered way too many.

It's a deal.

Who are you gonna bring
as your plus one?

Do you have a date?

Uh, not exactly,
but I know the perfect person.

I have some making up to do.

♪

Thank you.

♪

Thank you so much
for thinking of me.

This was seriously so awesome.

And I've never seen Rope
on the big screen.

You're welcome.

That was scary,
but it was fun.

All of my friends in Film Club
are going to be so jealous.

Did I actually
just say that out loud?

Yes, you did.

Look, I have to apologize
for this morning.

No.

It's me who needs to apologize.

I'm sorry.

I should never have derailed
that whole thing.

And...

I definitely
shouldn't have brought up

your previous engagement.

How did you know about that?

Oh, you know, the internet.

Right, well, it all happened
such a long time ago, years.

I was a totally different person
back then.

And I know that you're only
looking out for Rory.

It's just, I have to admit,

I have been feeling sort of
out of my depth next to you.

It's like you and him,
you have this--this shorthand.

Let me tell you something.

Before Rory left,
he was in a dark place.

And since he's come back,

he's the most assured
I've ever seen him.

And from what I can tell,
you have a lot to do with that.

I wouldn't underestimate it.

Thank you.

I really appreciate it.

To be honest,
now that we're back,

I--I worry that we don't have
that much in common.

It's because he doesn't like
musicals, isn't it?

(laughs)

Because it's--it's not the same

as waking up each morning
on a beach.

Look, the way to Rory's heart

is through ice skating
and pizza.

Seriously?

Yeah, he's a simple enough guy.

Just start with Michelle Kwan

and you can't go wrong
from there.

Thanks for the advice.

Any time.

Do you wanna go out together?

♪

We are out.

Like out out.

Like partying.

I think we could both do
with letting our hair down.

I wanna go dancing.

-Come with?
-Sure.

Why not?

(laughing)

♪

See?

The fresh air,
the sunset.

Come on, this is better
than a king prawn.

Yeah, and there's nothing
like a Miami sunset.

Hey, you know where is meant
to be beautiful at sunset?

-Florence.
-Ooh.

Oh yeah, for years I've dreamed

about watching the sun go down
on the Saint Trinity Bridge.

I'd love to go to Italy,
mainly for the gelato.

(chuckling)

Well, you should come with me.

Yeah, a few weeks ago
I finally bought my ticket.

That would be
quite a second date.

Well, you should think about it.

♪

Don't be ridiculous.

I could never leave
the pizza place.

Besides,
we barely know each other.

I know.

But I've looked at you
every Wednesday morning

for the last 10 years
delivering you tomatoes,

and I've thought to myself,

"That is the most beautiful
woman in the world."

I'm pretty sure that
after a long-haul flight,

I would get on your nerves.

I'm serious.

For years I've thought
about following my dreams,

but...just been too shy.

Do you know how many times

I've thought
about asking you out?

About a million.

I just thought, you know,

we just gotta do the things
we wanna do.

So...

What's stopping you
from having an adventure?

I don't know.

My job.

Bills, responsibilities.

Yeah, and all that
will be waiting for you

when you get back.

(Joey sighs warmly)

It's not as simple as that.

Think about it
is all I'm sayin'.

♪

♪

There you are.

I've been calling you.

(Rachel sighs)

Sorry, my phone died.

I figured you two
were having fun anyways.

We did.

That's awesome.

I can totally see why you chose
Charlotte for a best friend.

She is so funny.

And just razor smart.

And generous.

♪

You're really lucky to have
someone like her in your life.

♪

I love you.

I love you too.

♪

-Charlotte?
-That's me.

Good to meet you, I'm Troy.

Nice to meet you.

I hope you don't mind,

but I took the liberty
of ordering you a coffee.

That's very thoughtful,
thank you.

And thanks for agreeing to meet
me on such short notice.

I realize that must have been
a strange message

to receive out of the blue.

How's Rach?

We might not be together
anymore,

but I--I often think of her.

I heard
she's getting married again.

Not that we ended up
officially tying the knot.

She's engaged to my best friend.

♪

What's he like?

Actually, I--I don't wanna know.

♪

Well, she hasn't told him
about you and her.

Really?

♪

I wonder why.

What's the story there?

♪

I broke one of her sculptures.

That's how we met.

It was a complete accident.

I slipped on the wet floor

and collided with the plinth
it was on.

My ankle broke its fall,
and I was on crutches for weeks.

I wrote to her apologizing

for breaking something
she worked so hard on.

We started writing
back and forth.

How old-fashioned.

That's the thing about Rachel.

She's a traditionalist,
by the book, adorably so.

She wouldn't
usually make rash decisions.

But she left you
at the altar, didn't she?

How do you know that?

You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.

♪

That's what's so unusual.

She wasn't usually
so spontaneous.

And... I was worried about her.

I would have done anything
to fix it.

But then she flew out
to Brazil and...

♪

I haven't heard from her since.

That was, uh,
that was nearly a year ago.

♪

Man...

Wh--when did you say that was?

Around this time last year.

♪

♪

♪

Hey, I must admit,
it's an unusual request.

And it has to be
completely secret.

-Okay.
-I don't want her

catching a whiff
of what's goin' on.

It is so romantic.

Can you imagine her walking in

and everyone singing
a Sondheim song?

Uh, I don't know about singing,

but we'll definitely
have a good go

at butchering a classic.

Well, consider it done.

Now I must ask:

Have you thought
about your vows?

♪

(seagulls calling)

Don't freak out.

How could I have forgotten
about my wedding vows?

You still have a lot of time.

Do you remember
when I was writing my thesis

how long that took?

I am terrible with words.

Well, I'm good with them,
so we'll figure something out.

So then you'll help me?

That's not what I said.

Look, just focus on
the positives.

You've managed to arrange
an amazing surprise

at the ceremony,

you're getting married
where your parents did.

Your dad would be so proud.

I mean,
just don't beat yourself up

over things
you haven't done yet.

You always say the right thing.

It's annoying sometimes.

(cell phone vibrating)

It's Rachel.

Hello?

♪

What?

Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Slow down.

You're kidding.

All right, hold on.

We'll work this out, okay?

We'll find something else.

I know.

All right.

Look, just call me later.

♪

What happened?

The food caterer cancelled.

I guess her truck lit on fire.

I mean, if this is an omen
of things to come that day,

I don't know
what I'm gonna do,

because we have 150 people
to feed.

We will figure something out,
come up with a plan.

Um...

Do you think Joey could do it?

♪

Pizza for 150?

Yeah.

Do you know how many slices
that is?

1200.

♪

Wow, that was oddly quick.

I was a mathlete
back in high school.

I had a jacket and everything.

This is Billy-Joe,
he's my tomato guy.

She says tomato,
I say potential love interest.

You know how it is.

Whoa!

So, can you do it?

I would owe you
until my dying day.

I don't think I have enough
servers that I can spare.

Hey, I'd be happy to help if
you need an extra pair of hands.

Really, dude?
That would be awesome.

Please.

Joey, we're in a real bind here,

and I literally have dreams
about your pizzas.

Literally.

♪

-Okay.
-Yes!

-All right.
-Let's do it.

Thank you.
I owe you big time.

♪

(door opens)

Oh, hey!

Hello.

Your housekeeper let me in.

So, you ready
to get those hips moving,

get this first dance down?

You know what, I think there
might have been a mistake.

My fiancée was supposed
to move the session.

She's gotta work late tonight.

Oh.

Oh, I'm just the Best Woman.

Zero involvement
in the dance stuff.

(dance instructor laughs softly)

Well, it would be a shame
to let the session go to waste.

In my experience,
it's usually the groom

that needs
a little extra help, so,

I don't know, maybe you guys
can practice together.

♪

So let's start
with rock and roll.

-Okay.
-Ready?

Let's just do the classic Elvis,
which is ba-boom.

-Ba-boom.
-Ba-boom.

Let's add the hips.

Ooh!

♪

What do you wanna try?

-Uh...
-Some salsa?

-Salsa!
-Salsa,

let's do salsa. Okay.

Vamos, fácil.

Front, together, and back.

♪

So flamenco's all about passion.

♪

♪

The waltz is your number,

this is where
you're gonna shine.

One, two, three, one.

You live with one, two, three.

See that? You actually do.

Literally, you guys.

Here's your first step.

You're gonna say,
"Please, may I have this dance?"

Please, may I have this dance?

And hopefully you say yes.

Why yes.

♪

♪

W--you almost kissed him?

Yeah.

But I didn't.

We wouldn't do that.

This is messy,
like very, very messy.

Yeah.

I'm gonna need a lobotomy

for agreeing to organize
this bachelor weekend.

I think I'm gonna need
a lobotomy too.

Wait, why?

Billy-Joe asked me
to go to Italy with him.

Wh--he did?

Yeah, it's bananas, right?

Yeah, a little.

I mean, everybody's making
crazy decisions right now, so...

Yeah, but I barely know him.

Joey, you've known him 10 years.

Not intimately.

So what's keeping you
from taking the plunge?

What if it all goes wrong?

Like let's say
I take sabbatical

and roll around Italy
and eat my bodyweight in pasta.

♪

And what if...

it all just suddenly
goes belly up?

♪

Then I will be here
when you get back,

help you pick up the pieces.

That's what sisters do.

That's what we have always done
for each other.

Joey, I think I let my chance
at real love get away

because I was too afraid
to acknowledge my own feelings.

♪

I would hate for you
to make the same mistake.

♪

Plus, this could mean
free tomatoes for life.

Well...

♪

(laughing)

♪

♪

-Let's do this.
-Don't mind if I do.

-Oi, oi.
-Ooh.

Bachelors and Charlotte,
welcome to paradise.

This is beautiful.

Is there Wi-Fi out here?

What part of off-grid
don't you get, bro?

Why don't we get a photo,
you know,

while everyone is fresh?

-Get together.
-All right,

-bring it in.
-Pretend like you guys

like each other.

Oh, that's beautiful.

All right, three and two...

(frantic shouting)

What? What? What? What is it?

That's a--that's a tarantula.

That's a tarantula.

Do we get tarantulas out here?

Are you talking
about this tarantula?

Who did that?

Don't look at me, bro.

Very funny.

Who was it?

I couldn't help it.

At least Charlotte was here
to protect you.

Oh, it's like that time
we first met

and I had to get that
little spider off your desk.

It was huge, by the way.

You know what,
enough of story telling.

I'm going inside.

Sam, I think you can grab
my bag.

-I got it.
-Yeah, you got the bags.

Make yourself at home, everyone.

♪

Hey!

Figured you wouldn't want
to share with a smelly boy,

so I gave you the single room
at the end of the hall.

-Hope that's okay.
-Yeah, great.

It's right next
to Rory's room, actually,

so you'll get to hear him
snoring through the wall.

Mm, love it.

All right, I'll go unpack.

(flames crackling)

And that's when
the old woman realized

she'd been completely alone
in the house.

The voice calling to her
was nowhere to be found.

Is that it?

What was that?

That was the worst ghost story
I've ever heard.

(laughing)

I've had scarier trips
to the grocery store.

I second that actually.

You tell a better one.

Well, first I want to thank
all of you guys

for comin' out here
this weekend with me.

Seriously, all my closest
friends hangin' out.

No frills, no fuss,
just havin' a good time.

So, thank you, guys.

And, Sam, Charlotte,

thank you, guys,
for putting this together.

-Cheers.
-Cheers!

-Cheers!
-Cheers.

Thanks, guys.

♪

You havin' a good night?

♪

Perfect.

♪

Beautiful.

♪

You know, the last time I saw
a night sky this beautiful,

I wrote you a postcard.

♪

Uh, one I don't think
you ever got.

♪

Ah, I was wondering
where you guys slipped away to.

Didn't know if you were lookin'
for more food.

Oh, we were just talking.

Yeah, we're about
to set off some fireworks.

♪

Won't those scare the animals?

No, they're
the special quiet ones.

(laughs)

Oh, stealthy fireworks.

You know what, uh,
we'll be right over.

Awesome, I'll go set 'em up.

Be careful.

Yeah.

♪

Do we need to talk?

About what?

♪

I think I'm the only one
of my friends

that brushed their teeth
before bed.

Should I be concerned?

I think they should be concerned
about gum disease.

I think everyone's gonna sleep
pretty well tonight.

Yeah, well, we better.

Apparently a big day of fun
and games planned for tomorrow.

I am intrigued.

♪

Well, goodnight, Charlotte.

Night.

♪

And thank you, by the way,
for putting this all together.

It really does make me
feel special.

♪

It's nothing.

♪

(nocturnal creatures hooting)

♪

(Rory snoring)

♪

(sounds continue)

(sighs)

♪

(whistle blaring)

Rise and shine, early birds.

(pounds on door)

Be outside in 30 minutes.

(blows whistle)

♪

-Oh my God.
-Why?

That's nice.

Careful who you wake up
with that one.

I suppose you're all wondering

what on earth you're doing up
at this hour.

-Slightly.
-Yeah, very much so.

-We're having a race.
-Okay.

Uh, now I know Rory
hasn't won anything sporty

since the third grade.

Yeah. About right.

But I couldn't resist the chance
to absolutely humiliate him

one last time before
he became a married man.

So, the rules are as follows:

We're gonna hop into the Jeep,
head out into the wild,

where we're gonna check out
a bunch of viewpoints.

Creeks, mangroves,
that sort of thing.

Okay?

First team to make it
back to the cabin wins.

However, every viewpoint
must be checked off

with a selfie before
making it back to the cabin.

-Make sense?
-Yeah.

-Got it.
-Yeah.

-Make up some teams--
-I'm not with Mark.

He couldn't navigate himself
out of a paper bag.

Oh my gosh, Jim, you took
a comedy class, didn't you?

I feel like
we're in high school.

You two, with me.

Let's go.

♪

Dream team?

You got it.

Don't let me down.

Are you gonna take that
from him, Mark?

♪

(male vocalist)
♪ She only calls
when she's feeling down ♪

♪ Trying to find her way out

♪

♪ It only hurts
when I'm not around ♪

♪ I'm looking for my way out

♪ She said

(overlapping chatter)

Let's do this.

Um, okay, take it in
Rory, let's go.

Jimmy and Mark with me.

Hey, good luck to you.

Rory and Charlotte, that way.

Charlotte, keep him alive, okay?

He's kind of got
a big day coming up.

-Okay, yeah.
-This way?

♪

Okay, it should be
right up here.

Oh, it better be.

Just around this corner I think.

♪

Oh no.

-What?
-I was wrong.

It's all the way over there.

-You're kidding me.
-I give up.

Yeah.

What do you mean you give up?

We're almost there.

Plus, this is the last viewpoint
we have on our checklist.

I am tired.

-Oh, you're tired.
-Mm-hm.

You know, the problem
is we're not moving fast enough.

We've only been out here
two hours.

You've rushed us through
every viewpoint,

and I wanna look at some
of this beautiful scenery.

Okay, well, maybe I wanna win.

♪

Look, if we just
cut through up here,

we'll get there pretty quick,
I promise.

Well, the map says
we should go this way.

No, it'll be quicker this way.

No, we need to stay

-on the trail.
-Ow! Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What happened?
-(Rory groans)

I think I rolled my ankle.

No, I'm sure it's fine.

Just stay off it.

No, seriously.

Ah, I think I sprained it.

Do not say that, okay?

Just...

(Rory groans)

All right, well...

♪

What do we do now?

We need to get back
before it's dark.

Let me call Sam and see
if he can come pick us up...

No service.

Great.

Piggyback you all the way home?

What about the viewpoint?

(Charlotte laughs)

Rory, I think you're gonna have
to accept that we just lost.

♪

-Come on.
-I'm not conceding defeat.

I'm telling Sam that we won.

Okay, it doesn't really work
like that, but you can try.

♪

How's it feeling?

Oh, I think I'll live.

It's all right.

Feels to me like
we're going pretty slowly.

Yeah, okay.

I get it.

Knock a man while he's down.

You wanna take a break.

Yeah, actually.

All right.

♪

Ease it on there.

Oh yeah.

You know the guys
are never gonna let me

live this down, right?

Nor should they.

I mean, this is what happens
when you try to take a shortcut

when we have a perfectly
beautiful path ahead of us.

I get it, okay?

Less talking, more resting.

(Charlotte laughs)

Wait a minute.

Are there alligators here?

Of course there are.

And I'm thinking of leaving you
behind for their dinner.

Well, that's charming.

I heard they love
sprained ankles.

You know what?

Let's not stick around
to find out, okay?

♪

Thank you.

♪

It's what friends are for.

Seriously, I couldn't have
done this without you.

Me neither.

♪

All right, I'm gonna let you
lead on this one.

-I've learned my lesson.
-Yeah,

it should have been
that way from the start, huh?

Okay.

Again, rubbing it in.

I almost had it with the map.

Yeah, sure ya did.

♪

Do you guys think we should
go look for them or?

I think we should just wait
here, honestly.

If they're not back
in 15 minutes,

-I'm gonna call the ranger.
-Think we should look?

You think you can make it
30 seconds.

-I am...
-Ha!

Finally. We were getting worried
about you guys.

Where have you been?

Uh, long story
that Rory's worried

you're gonna roast him
about for months,

-and he should.
-Thank you.

Excellent.

We needed more ammunition.

(laughing)

Phone died.

-Welcome back, bro.
-Thank you.

-Yeah.
-Who's got a cold one

-for me?
-Ah, let's go.

-Let me grab that.
-Your job's not done yet.

(Charlotte laughs)

♪

(cell phone ringing)

♪

Hello?

Quick. I need your help.

♪

This better not be
about the vows.

No. Come quick.

Did you fall out of the bed?

Just hurry.

♪

(door opens)

What is it?

Hurry up and get that thing
out of here right now

before it eats me.

♪

-Seriously?
-Seriously.

And it knows that I can't move
because of my ankle.

♪

(Rory grunts,
Charlotte chuckles)

Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Can that thing
get out of there?

Yeah, not unless
it can break through glass.

Well, I wouldn't be surprised.

You see how big that thing is?

As if saving your life
once in a day wasn't enough.

All right, I'm sorry
about today, okay?

I went ahead
and I rushed into it.

Like you do everything.

Everything?

Never mind.

What does that mean?

It's nothing.

I--I...

Clearly something
is bothering you.

♪

You rush into everything
without thinking.

Today.

The South America trip.

-This wedding.
-Wait a second.

You supported me

when I went traveling
through South America.

You basically bullied me
into booking that flight.

Yeah, but...

don't you think
this is a lot of change

to drag through your life
in one year?

You don't like Rachel.

That's the problem.

(Charlotte scoffs)

That is not true.

I just don't think
you should be declaring

you're gonna spend
the rest of your life

with someone
you barely even know.

Why are you telling me this now?

My wedding is next week.

Yeah, exactly.

I don't want you making
some huge mistake.

Don't you think you both
need a little more time

to decide if it's something
you really want?

I do want this.

♪

Does she?

What are you talking about?

♪

I met up with her ex.

♪

Excuse me?

♪

Did you know that
she was engaged to someone

less than 12 months ago?

Jilted him at the altar?

Does that sound like someone
who knows what she wants?

♪

You went behind my back.

Out of concern for you.

I mean, what if
she does the same, ditches you?

Is that something you really
feel prepared to deal with?

Yes.

Yes, I do.

And, frankly,
I would have thought

you had more faith in me
as my best friend.

Your best friend?

You barely contacted me
while you were away.

I wrote you.

I told you
I had feelings for you.

That I've had feelings for you
for years.

♪

And...you ignored it.

No, I never got the postcard.

Not until recently.

♪

And it's too late now anyway,
so...

♪

I mean, do you feel the same?

It doesn't matter now, does it?

Doesn't it?

No.

Because you left the fate
of our relationship

to the postal service.

So why are you bringing this up
to me now?

You know, we had all of our 20s
for you to tell me how you felt.

And now I'm engaged
and I'm happy,

and you want to dredge
all this up?

All of this has been
really hard for me.

♪

So what--what do you want me
to do?

I mean, not get married

and have you and I trying
to figure out what's going on?

♪

I can't tell you what to do.

♪

You know what,
this is so selfish of you.

I just can't believe
that you chose this moment

to do this.

I would have expected a lot more
from my best friend.

♪

-Rory, I--
-No. No.

I think you should leave.

♪

And, seriously,
I think it's best

if you just don't come
to the wedding.

♪

(Charlotte scoffs)

Fine.

♪

(cell phone chimes)

♪

(knocking on door)

♪

♪

(typing)

♪

♪

When we're in Italy,

we should take a class at
the Scuola Italiana Pizzaioli.

Hey, what's wrong with my pizza?

Hey, nothing.

I'm obsessed with it.

And stop saying
"When we're in Italy..."

I keep telling you
it's never gonna happen.

And you keep saying
we'd never have a second date.

But what are we on now?

Five, six?

Keep kneading.

Hey, I, um,
I got you something actually.

It's in my bag.

I have a gallon of marinara
to make.

Just open it.

It's in my bag.

Go look.

-This?
-Yeah, open it.

Something in Italian.

♪

-Why did you do this?
-I don't know.

I was trying to be romantic.

It's not romantic,
it's presumptuous.

I keep telling you
and telling you

that it's a no-go.

Why?

Because you're afraid something
wonderful might happen?

No, okay?

Because I don't need
anyone else.

I built all this on my own.

I am fine on my own.

I don't need you
or anyone else.

So you won't need help prepping

any of these pizzas
for the wedding then?

♪

Don't be childish.

♪

You know what?

♪

I opened my heart to you...

♪

And you just stamped on it.

♪

Billy-Joe, come back.

♪

(sighs)

(cell phone chimes)

♪

Wait a minute.

What did I do
to deserve all this?

I just wanted tonight
to be special.

So, we have
all your favorite things.

-Okay.
-Pizza.

-Mm-hm.
-Michelle Kwan.

Me.

(Rachel laughs)

Most importantly.

Thank you so much.

This is wonderful,

and I am so lucky
that I get to be your husband.

And I cannot wait
to marry you tomorrow.

Wait a minute, how did you know
about Michelle Kwan?

Just a hunch.

Okay, because I definitely keep

my ice skating escapades
pretty top secret.

No, I think it's so sweet
how much you love it.

And it makes me wonder

what else
I don't know about you.

Yeah, me too, for you.

Okay, well,
what do you wanna know?

♪

You can't think
of anything to ask me?

I mean, it's different now
that we're in Miami, right?

I mean, we're different.

What do you mean?

Like not as exciting or?

No, no, that's not it.

You know, I'm not just
a holiday romance, Rory.

I was not implying that.

Then what's different?

♪

It's hard to say.

Are you having doubts?

No, no.

I know that
I love you very much.

But...

♪

But you're thinking about her,
aren't you?

She told you
about the ice skating.

Yes.

♪

I am so glad that we've met.

I should really get
to the hotel.

If I stay any later,

I will technically be seeing you
on our wedding day,

so, I'll see you
in the morning.

I love you.

You too.

♪

(cell phone ringing)

♪

Kimmy, it's early.

I know, but I just finished
reading the pages you sent over.

Already?

What can I say? I'm a fan.

Charlotte, this is
some of the best stuff

you've ever written.

♪

Are you there?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, I...

I just don't know
how to respond to that.

I say carry on,
trust your instincts.

I'm telling you, I was instantly
obsessed with both of them.

But I do have a question.

Does she get the guy
in the end?

♪

(razor buzzing)

♪

(razor stops)

♪

♪

How you doing?

Try not to stress.

I feel like I'm sweating.

-Am I sweating?
-No, you're fine.

Well, how late is she?

♪

-Late enough.
-Sorry to interrupt,

boys, but we need
to get things going.

Any update on where she is?

-I'll call her again.
-Thank you.

Okay.

♪

(cell phone vibrating)

How am I supposed
to get there now?

Can't exactly order a horse
and carriage out here, can I?

We might have to walk.

-Walk?
-Yeah.

Dad, are you serious?

In these heels?

The city is gridlocked.

It's our only choice.

Come on, let's go.

We're gonna be late.

Let's go, come on.

♪

We can make it.

♪

We need to go faster.

I'm going as fast as I can,
sweetheart, okay?

(Rachel groans)

♪

Sorry, I tried her again.

No answer.

Well, do you think
something's wrong?

They're probably
just stuck in traffic.

With no way
of answering a phone?

I'll keep trying her.

So, how quick do you think
you can finish it?

I knew you were gonna ask that.

I wouldn't be your agent
if I didn't ask you that.

Right.

(indistinct chatter)

Wait, is that Rachel?

Don't distract me
from your deadline.

No, no, seriously,
that's Rachel.

What are you doing here?

I'm meeting with my agent.

What are you doing here?

Our car broke down.

Oh no, what a nightmare.

Yeah.

We will get you there.

You don't have to help me.

Yes, I do.

Okay, um.

Hey, stop.

-Billy-Joe?
-Charlotte?

This is my sister's guy--
aren't you supposed to be--

Actually, I--I think
I'm just her tomato guy now.

Anyway, what are you doing here?

♪

My friend Rachel
is late for her wedding,

the wedding.

I may have gotten myself
uninvited,

but she is marrying
my best friend,

and the least I can do
is get her there on time.

So we're gonna need
that scooter.

This? Uh, do you even know
how to ride this?

Yeah, you just point
and zoom, right?

Right.

It can't be that hard.

Helmet. Rach?

Okay, knock yourself out.

Wait, actually...

-Don't.
-Yeah, don't do that.

♪

Uh, Rachel's dad,
I hope we see you there.

Thank you.

♪

(Charlotte exhales sharply)

One, two, three.

Go!

♪

Woohoo!

♪

And here you go.

There you are!

What happened?

-Long story.
-It doesn't matter,

as long as you're here
and safe and in one piece.

Despite this one
not stopping for red lights.

(Rachel laughs)

Well, let's get you in there

before the officiant
starts having palpitations.

Wait, my dad.

Are you not coming in?

I was disinvited.

Remember?

Did somebody order
a father of the bride,

extra anchovies, extra hot?

That would be me.

Great job, sis.

♪

(Rachel's father sighs)

Is he your plus one?

What can I say?

Right place, right time.

Why not?

Sure.

Guys, we have a wedding
to get to, right?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

♪ Nothin' but your mind

♪

♪ Nothin' but your heart

♪

♪ Nothin' but your mind

♪

You've got this, sweetie.

♪ Nothin' but your heart

♪

You okay?

♪

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today
to join this man and this woman

in matrimony.

If anyone knows any reason

for which they should not
be joined in union,

please state it now.

♪

♪

I think that's long enough,
don't you?

♪

-Wait.
-Wait.

Maybe I should go first.

♪

Rory, I know that
what we have is real,

and I will always be
so grateful for this,

but you're in love
with someone else.

♪

Rach...

You're an amazing man.

I just--I don't think
I have all of my answers yet,

and I think yours are out there.

♪

Thank you.

♪

I'm sorry to do this
in front of all of you,

our closest friends
and family,

but I promise one day
we will be able

to look back
at all of this and laugh.

I hope.

Rachel...

♪

You know that I adore you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm not.

♪

I don't want to stand
in the way of true love.

♪

Wait here.

♪

-Here?
-Right there.

♪

She's comin' back, right?

♪

Charlotte, wait!

Is something wrong?

It should be you in there.

♪

I was gonna go home
and do my ironing today.

You own an iron?

Hey, listen, I'd love
to keep on surprising you.

I mean, it can't be any worse
than these guys.

You know what?

I think you're right.

So you'll think about it?

I'll think about it.

Maybe on a sun lounger in Italy.

(Joey groans)

What's Rory gonna do now?

Poor guy.

(running footsteps)

♪

♪

I told you you'd look good
in that suit.

♪

Charlotte...

I'm sorry about what happened.

You are totally stealing
my apology right now.

♪

Look, I didn't get
your postcard in time.

And when I did, I...

I thought I'd lost my chance
at this forever.

♪

I should have followed up, huh?

When you didn't respond,

I just figured I had
to close the door and move on.

♪

This has been
difficult and messy,

but I'm finally being honest.

It's not perfect,
but it's truthful,

and maybe
that's what romance is.

♪

I'm glad at least
you finally know how I feel.

♪

I know this is all
a little sudden.

Yeah, to say the least.

♪

You're still my best friend.

That hasn't changed.

♪

But if you feel even a little
bit of what you felt before,

then maybe we could--

Charlotte.

♪

I never stopped feeling it.

♪

So, are we really doing this?

♪

I don't want to wait
another 23 years.

♪

Oh yeah, man.

Thank you, guys, for coming.

♪

You know, I think you'd make
a better wife than Best Woman.

♪

For now,
how about we get a slice

and watch some figure skating?

I like that.

♪

He is your chosen one.

♪

♪

♪

♪

(projector whirring)