All language subtitles for Sex and the City S04E001_Penderitaan dan Euforia Mantan_track3_[eng]

(theme music playing)

(Kirsty MacColl's
"In These Shoes?" playing)

I once met a man
With a sense of adventure

He was dressed to thrill
Wherever he went

He said
Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock

I said, In these shoes?

I don't think so...

(Carrie)

there is one thing
you should always take with you

when you go out on a Saturday night.

Your friends.

Why are we walking so fast?

Really, are we in that big of a hurry
to get to an engagement party?

-What, don't you guys want to go?
-I did, until I saw this invitation.

-Here. Let me see that again.
-Ugh!

"Two souls, one thought."
Wow, that is sappy.

That is totally not like Danny.

Must've been her idea.
Two souls, one pushy fiancée.

Oh, come on, it's beautiful.

It's a big, romantic gesture to express
how they feel about each other.

If two people have only one thought
between them...

-(car honks)
-...something is very wrong. Ooh, cab.

I remember when Danny
had more than one thought,

and they all involved going up my ass.

You had sex with Danny?

He's cute, straight,
and we've known him for ten years.

Haven't we all had sex with Danny?

Oh, yeah,
that one weekend that I was bored.

Just a New Year's Eve kiss.

I showed him a boob
in a coat-check room.

Just one?

-I sensed he couldn't commit.
-Mmm.

Okay. We're over here.

Ooh. Baby lamb chops.
This is quite a spread.

Two souls, one big budget.

There he was, the fiancé du jour.

Hey, look who's here!

-(both) Congratulations!
-Thanks.

-And this is my other half, Hailey.
-(both) Congratulations.

Hailey, this is Carrie and Charlotte.

-(both) Miranda.
-Oh, Miranda.

Right. Duh! Sorry.
I'm just a little overwhelmed.

(man) Danny!

Couldn't remember my name?

Maybe you should've
showed him both boobs.

And across the room
from the two-soul couple...

I told the other numb-nuts
I wanted a Grey Goose on the rocks

a fucking hour ago.

-Chop, chop.
-(Carrie)

So, Phil, what is it that you do?

I'm a TV agent, and I fucking love it.

Ooh, what a beautiful wedding ring.
Where's your husband?

-Oh, um... He's not here.
-Oh.

We're actually taking some time apart.
We're separated.

Not legally separated, nothing legal.
Oh, God, no.

We're just taking some time
to figure things out.

We got married really fast.
Love at first sight.

Didn't think it through.

So now we're talking
and trying to figure out what he...

actually we, he and I, really want.

We love each other so much,

but that doesn't always mean
a marriage is working, does it?

No, it does not.

We had some problems in the bedroom.

But it was more about the fact
that we got married so fast.

So now we're just talking
and trying to figure things out.

Just talking, nothing physical.
I think it's better if we just talk.

So we are talking
till we figure it all out.

So, no, he's not here.

Oh. Okay. I have to...

Don't talk to her.

(Carrie)
that she and Trey were two souls

with too many thoughts.

The minute we met it was perfect.
I knew we were meant to be together.

I could stop looking, I had found him.

(both) Congratulations!

And what about you guys?

Oh. Well, I'm not dating anyone.

And what about you, Miranda?
Seeing anyone special?

Actually, no. But I am seeing
a whole bunch of unspecial guys.

(laughter)

That's one of the requirements
to date me.

"Are you special?
(sucks teeth) Sorry, move along.

But if you have any unspecial friends,
could you give them my number?"

(women laughing)

I'm serious. Do any of you have
a completely unremarkable friend

or maybe a house plant I could
go to dinner with on Saturday night?

She's hilarious.

Ugh.

Hey, what the hell
was going on in there?

Felt like your little comedy routine
should have a two-drink minimum.

We were standing in a group
of married or engaged women.

Just trying to avoid the pity party.

And here I thought
it was a cocktail party.

We were the only single people in there.

Miranda,
we're the only single people anywhere.

Are you telling me
that you didn't see all those

"Don't worry,
you'll find someone" looks?

-Nope, didn't see them.
-Hey.

Society views single people our age
as sad and pathetic.

And I don't need that judgement
hanging over my head

so I go on the offensive
and I make them laugh.

Okay, Shecky.

You know what?

Sometimes I think people in couples
look at us and wish they had our lives.

Nope.

We make them uncomfortable,
and they don't know what to say.

And you're sure you're not overreacting?

Yeah.

Coming.

(knocking continues)

God.

Yes!

What are we doing?

(man) Good night.

(Trey) Charlotte.

My God, I thought it was
the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

I cannot go to any more parties
until I know what we're going to do.

-About what?
-Us!

I've been up for hours
trying to figure out

if we should stay together
in spite of our issues.

Look, I don't want to confuse you,
so I made some notes.

-You made some notes?
-Yeah, it helps me to be clear.

One, sex life.

Well, the sex we had
on the floor of your apartment

was, uh, quite good, actually.

One time.

That does not a marriage make.

Come inside.
Maybe we can rack up a new score.

Uh-uh. Two, you only want me
when you can't have me.

Did you make a note in there that
mentions how beautiful you look tonight?

We have some big decisions to make.

Trey.

You have a boner.

Well, you are just so beautiful.

I can't discuss my notes
if you have a boner.

-Come inside.
-Oh.

I cannot come inside, we are separated.

(both moan)

I have more notes.

I think about you every night.
May I take off your panties?

-Don't.
-All righty.

You said you didn't want to be married.

But now I don't know
if I want to be married.

(grunting)

-(moaning)
-Trey, are you...

(Carrie)
neither Charlotte nor Trey came inside.

I'm not quite sure what to say.

I'm sorry, Charlotte,
may I get you a hankie?

It's too late for a hankie.

This isn't working.

Whatever this is we're doing,
it isn't working.

Just please stop calling me.

I'll call you
when I've figured out what I want.

Charlotte, I love you.

Send me the dry cleaning bill.

(Carrie)
a lot of flaws,

but bad manners wasn't one of them.

It was a lovely,
uneventful Saturday morning.

Three lattes, two newspapers, and...

one dating-service application.

"Dear single."
"Single"? You don't even have a name?

Well, I'm single, I don't deserve one.

That's the postal equivalent
of a drive-by shooting.

Yeah, and I thought
those 57 menus I get every day

from Hunan Moonan were annoying.

Look at this.
"Don't let your soul mate slip away."

Oh, I know. It's almost a threat.

It's like, "We have him.
He's just waiting for you.

But hurry 'cause he's slipping,
slipping away. Oops, there he goes."

Soul mates only exist in
the Hallmark aisle in Duane Reade drugs.

I disagree.

I believe there's that one perfect
person out there to complete you.

And if you don't find him?
What, you're incomplete?

It's so dangerous.

All right, first of all, the idea
that there's only one out there...

Why don't I just shoot myself right now?

I'd like to think that
people have more than one soul mate.

I agree, I've had hundreds.

Yeah, and if you miss one,
along comes another, like cabs.

No, that is not how it works.

Oh. Okay.

(Miranda) But you're still looking
outside yourself.

It's saying that you're not enough.

-Are you enough?
-Actually, today she's too much.

Look, the bad thing about
the one perfect soul mate

is that it's so unattainable.
You're being set up to fail.

Exactly, and you feel bad
about yourself.

Yeah, that makes the gap

between the Holy Grail
and the assholes even bigger.

I don't care. I believe in soul mates.

I thought Trey was mine.

But I don't think that
a soul mate would...

-on your leg.
-Mmm.

Really true.

But there's got to be that someone
out there who's just perfect for me.

Maybe I should keep looking.

Here you go.

-Okay, we're filling this out.
-No, I'm not in the mood.

Not for you, for her.

-Oh, okay!
-No.

(both) Yes!

"Age. Check box.
20 to 25, 25 to 30, 30 to 34."

No, not after next week.

Birthday girl.

Thirty-five.

"35 to 44."

Honey, welcome to my box.

(Carrie)
Two little words, one big concept.

A belief that someone, somewhere
is holding the key to your heart,

and your dream house.

All you have to do is find them.

So where is this person?

And if you loved someone
and it didn't work out,

does that mean
they weren't your soul mate?

Were they just a runner-up contestant
in this game show

called

And as you move from age box to age box,

and the contestants get fewer and fewer,

are your chances of finding
your soul mate less and less?

Soul mates, reality or torture device?

(squeals)

What about a little birthday dinner?
Il Cantinori, something nice.

Hmm. I'm not sure I want to do anything.
I'm kind of into laying low.

-Laying low or feeling low?
-No, I'm fine.

Oh, come on,
you've got to do better than that.

You've got to grab 35 by the balls
and say, "Hey, world, I'm 35!"

Okay, calm down, Auntie Mame.

I'll put the dinner together.
All you have to do is show up.

Just close friends, very fabulous-lite.

All right. Yeah.

That sounds fun, thank you.

Should I invite Big?

What, are you slowly trying to kill me
on the way to lunch?

Technically you are friends now, right?

Uh, you know, a phone call
here and there. It's friendly.

Why, do you think I should I invite him?

Oh, honey, how should I know?

When I'm done with them,
I'm done with them.

Maybe not.
Besides, I think he's still in London.

Let's just keep it
to low-maintenance friends.

All right.

Hey, welcome. Come in. Come in.

(Samantha) He is hot.

-He is a priest.
-He is a hot priest.

Look at his robe.
It's so "Robin and his merry men."

Está bien. Gracias.

Ugh! You tell them, Friar Fuck.

Okay, sister, let's go.
I'm not gonna lose my table at Pastis

so you can cruise a holy man.

What street are we on, again?

(Carrie)
Samantha went to church.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

I couldn't help but notice

all the good work you're doing
in the neighborhood,

and I just stopped to see
if I could be of service.

Well, we could use
another hand in the kitchen.

I'm in public relations.

And I was thinking maybe
I could help put a benefit together.

Something classy, respectful.

I can guarantee
Donald Trump and Marlo Thomas.

Thank you, but here at All Souls,
we're a little more low-key than that.

We're more about collecting food,
canned goods to feed to the needy.

So...

I love your robe.

This is what we wear.

I'm in the Franciscan order
founded by St. Francis.

-Oh.
-The robe is, uh...

Do you really want to hear about this?

Oh. Tell me more about this St. Francis.

He lived his life based on the vows
of poverty and chastity.

Here.

It's St. Francis
giving his coat to the poor.

Samantha Jones, public relations.

If you change your mind
about the benefit...

or anything.

(Carrie)
Samantha went from Mr. No Soul

to Mr. All Souls.

After church,
most people go out for pancakes.

Samantha wasn't most people.

-(Samantha moaning)
-(chorus vocalizing)

(moaning and chorus harmonizing)

Samantha, your face is glowing.
Did you get a facial or something?

I masturbated all afternoon.

-All right, then.
-Seriously? All afternoon?

Well, two, two-and-a-half hours.

Who's got that kind of time?
I like to get in and get out.

I enjoy a quickie
every now and then too,

but when it's good like today,
I go with it.

I masturbated to my priest.

-Your priest?
-Friar Fuck.

Okay, I think we might have to
get Charlotte a crash helmet.

You have a priest?

No. She wants him,
but she can't have him.

It's all very Thorn Birds.

(Samantha) In my fantasy,

he tears the food I'm carrying
for the homeless out of my arms,

rips open my dress,

lays me down in the street
and enters me.

What do you do for
the next two hours and twenty minutes?

Stop, you are talking about a priest.

It's a fantasy. I can masturbate
to whomever I like. It's imagination.

It's fun and perfectly healthy.

Who do you all fantasize about?

(both) Russell Crowe.

(squeals) Jinx! You owe me a Coke.

That's amazing.
What did women do before Russell Crowe?

(both) George Clooney.

Ah, Clooney.
Clooney's like a Chanel suit.

He'll always be in style.

I used to masturbate to a busboy
who was rude to me once.

What do you think that means?

Fine, the cheese stands alone.

(Samantha) Oh, come on, Charlotte.

Get that judgmental puss off,
and join in.

Who do you fantasize about?

No, it's private.

Oh, come on, it can't be any worse
than a priest and a busboy.

We're not moving on till you tell us
about one of your masturbation guys.

Well, it's not guys.

Lately, it's just one man.

L.L. Bean?

No.

Trey.

And we have this really,
you know, perfect sex.

What do you think it means?

(dialing)

(line ringing)

(Big on recording)
I'm not in, so please leave a message.

Hey. Uh...

I think you're still in England,

but it's midnight here in New York,
and it's my birthday.

I am officially old.

So, um, I felt the need
to call someone...

older. (laughs)

Um...

Anyway, some friends
are giving me a dinner tomorrow night.

Actually it's tonight,
and you're a friend.

So if you are back in town,

it's going to be at Il Cantinori
at 8:30.

And if you're

still in London,

then, um, cheerio, old chap.

So, okay.

(sighs)

The next day, on Wall Street...

Miranda?

Sheila, hi! How are you?

I'm fantastic! Oh, gosh!

Joe and I just got back
from New Orleans. So how are you?

Are you seeing anyone special?

(Carrie)
wasn't feeling very Shecky.

Actually, no, I'm not.

Well... Look, he's out there
for you somewhere.

You just haven't met him yet, right?

Maybe, maybe not.
I don't know if I believe all that.

Maybe there isn't someone for everyone.

(Carrie)

No Hallmark hope, no two-drink minimum.

So how is Joe? You guys have been
married for how many years now?

-Five.
-Wow.

And I bet you're thinking,
"Where are the kids?" Right? Right?

It's like I said to Joe.
We can have kids

or we can have gorgeous fabric
without chocolate stains.

(Carrie)
it's not just about being single.

Everyone has a sore spot
that needs a little comedy routine.

...let alone a poopy diaper.

And so, Miranda laughed.

Not because it was particularly funny,
but because it was kind.

...could you imagine?

(organ music playing)

They told me you were inside.

Am I disturbing you?

May I join you?

I was thinking about you yesterday.

You and the work that you do.

I was at the market.

They're Le Sueur peas.

They're the best.

That's very kind.

Thank you.

I have a confession to make.

I think about you
other places than the market.

Do you ever think about me?

I believe that God made the body.

And it's perfect in its splendor.

But I'm not of my body.

My life is about other joys.

(Carrie)
the hot monk was her soul mate

as he was certainly unattainable.

(sighs)

(Carrie)
after a day of shopping.

With no true soul mate,

I spent the afternoon
with my shoe soul mate,

Manolo Blahnik.

Oh, good evening, can I help you?

Yes, Bradshaw, party of ten.

Yes. You're the first to arrive.
Follow me, please.

It's 8:45...
The reservation was for 8:30, right?

-Yeah, that's right. Here you go.
-Okay.

-Enjoy.
-Thank you.

(exhales)

-(waiter) Hi.
-Hi.

Would you like a drink
whilst you're waiting?

Uh, yeah.
I'll have a Shirley Temple, please.

Once everyone else gets here,

we're gonna be drinking
a lot of champagne.

Good, great, excellent.

(giggles)

Twenty minutes later, still no party.

Hi. Still alone.

Um, did anyone call asking for Bradshaw?

Not that I'm aware of.
Let me check with the maitre d'.

Okay, thanks.

Can I bring you some champagne now?

No, not yet.

Good, great, excellent.

(crowd singing)
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Marta

Happy birthday to you

Twenty-five! Fuck, I'm old!

(people laughing, cheering)

(exhales)

(man laughing)

Hi.

Sorry for holding the table.
I can't imagine where everybody is.

There is only one Il Cantinori, right?

-Yes.
-Okay.

Um...

The woman with the birthday cake is here
and she needs to be paid.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll just get my purse.

After I paid $70
for my own birthday cake,

I was totally out of the party mood.

So I decided to go home and kill myself.

-Hey, whoa, lady, what are you doing?
-Get off of there!

Look where you're standing!
It's right there!

-It's wet, get the hell off there!
-No, the other way!

-The other way, for Chrissakes!
-Come on!

For crying out loud!

(indistinct shouting)

(man) Jesus Christ!
Don't pick up the cake!

-She's picking it up!
-I'm sorry!

Marilyn Monroe, do me a fucking favor,
get off the road!

I'm sorry!

-Sorry. We'll bring some beer over.
-Shit.

-I'm sorry! God!
-(indistinct shouting)

By the time I got home, I had fallen
into an emotional hole so deep

only a fireman without a collarbone
could rescue me.

(automated male voice)
You have 14 messages.

(Samantha)
I'll be ten minutes late.

The reservation line is busy,
I'll see you soon.

(machine beeps)

(Charlotte)
They're paving Fifth Avenue.

No one can get through,
don't wait for me. Happy birthday!

-(machine beeps)
-(Miranda)

I don't know how to spell Il Cantinori
for the idiot at 411.

-Get a cell phone!
-(machine beeps)

(Stanford)
I'm at the wrong place.

Did you know
there's a Mexican restaurant

on University and 11th
called El Cantinoro?

-Carrie.
-(machine beeps)

(Miranda)
They said you just left.

Where are you? We're still here.

(machine beeps)

(Samantha)
so now we're coming uptown.

Meet you at the coffee shop
in 20 minutes.

-(automated voice)
-(machine beeps)

-(Charlotte) Carrie?
-(gasps)

(both scream)

It's just me. It's just me. Charlotte.

I just aged 35 more years.

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry, I came to take you
to the coffee shop.

No. Uh-uh. I'm going to bed.

I am not in the mood
to be with a bunch of people.

Oh, come on, it's just the four of us.
You have to come, it's your birthday.

Oh. I'm aware of that.

The longer I sat at that table,
the more alone I felt.

And it really hit me. I am 35 and alone.

You are not alone.

No, I know I have you guys, but...

And really, I hate myself a little
for saying this, but...

it felt really sad

not to have a man in my life
who cares about me.

No special guy
to wish me happy birthday.

No goddamn soul mate.

And I don't even know
if I believe in soul mates.

Don't laugh at me,

but maybe we could be
each other's soul mates.

And then we could let men be

just these great, nice guys
to have fun with.

Well, that sounds like a plan.

I'm 35. 35 is not 25.

Thank God.

I'm 35.

Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm 140.

(laughter)

(cat meowing)

Hey.

(chuckles)

Happy birthday, baby.

Get in.

It's after 12:00, you're late.

Not really, I'm on London time.

London is five hours ahead.

In that case, I'm really fucking late.

I can't believe you actually got
out of the car and got balloons.

I didn't, Raoul did.

Good man.

So...

-How old are you?
-How old are you?

Nope.

You don't have to give me
an exact number.

Pick a box.

30 to 35, 35 to 40, 40 to 45?

Really?

40 to 45.

I don't know what you're referring to.
I had something in my eye.

How do you feel about soul mates?

Well...

I like the word "soul."

I like the word "mate."

Other than that, you got me.

Did you have a nice day?

I had a fabulous day.

Good for you.

(chuckles)

As Big's car drove away, I realized

having three soul mates
already nailed down

made it a lot easier to spot
those great, nice guys to have fun with.

(theme music playing)