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[MUDDY FOOTSTEPS] [GENTLE WAVES LAPPING]
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KIERAN:
Hurry up!
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SAM:
It's just hard, innit!
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KIERAN:
It's supposed
to be, mate.
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What time is it anyway?
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SAM:
No. You know what I mean.
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Girls!
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Going up.
Saying something.
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It's embarrassing.
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KIERAN:
Leave it to me.
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I'll sort you out
with a woman.
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SAM: Fuck off!
I'm not stirring
your custard.
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Nah, you know what?
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I wanna meet someone
a bit different.
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I wanna meet someone
with half a brain for once.
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KIERAN:
What, round here?
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Sam, this is slag town.
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[SAM LAUGHS]
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Ew! My foots just gone in.
Man, that's weird.
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KIERAN: You're all right.
It's just a bit
of sinkin' sand.
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SAM:
What?
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Like quicksand?
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Serious?
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What, can it kill ya?
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KIERAN: Not at the moment.
It's too early.
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Here. Grab that.
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SAM:
I fuckin' hate these.
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KIERAN:
Ragworms!
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They're prehistoric.
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We've only got an hour
before the tide turns.
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Well, what 'appens then?
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Don't worry about it.
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What d'ya mean,
don't worry about it?
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Of course I'm gonna
worry about it.
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Oh!
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I'm freezin', man!
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Can we go? What time is it?
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It's half 4:00.
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Half 3:00?
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No, it's about half 4:00.
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You serious?
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Yeah, why? What's up?
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Fuck! What?
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Run, man!
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Kieran, don't...
Fucking come!
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Don't leave...
Don't be a bell end,
it's not funny!
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Kieran!
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Ah, shit!
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Fuckin' shit!
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[GENTLE WAVES LAPPING]
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'Ere he is!
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Wasn't funny, Kieran.
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I could have died!
You left me out
there, you dick!
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Cheer up, virgin.
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I'm not a virgin.
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And Sara Charrington
doesn't count!
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'Course it does.
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She said you got
a little bit
too excited and...
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Fuckin' hell!
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Who else have you
told about that?
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'Ere.
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Party pack.
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What for?
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To party!
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Whoo! [FIREWORKS STREAKING]
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Come on!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
IN DISTANCE]
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Hello.
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Leave me alone.
Kieran's over there.
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MOONY: And?
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And go back
to your boyfriend.
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Want some cider?
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I've got one.
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You know, I love it
when you can see
the stars.
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You know,
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Kieran said
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you might need
a little bit of
help with girls.
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I mean,
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that Sara Charrington
thing, it is fine! What?
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Oh, fuckin' hell!
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It's fine!
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It's normal.
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It's normal!
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[LAUGHS]
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You all right?
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Where've you been?
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Nowhere.
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Where's nowhere?
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Where's Sam?
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Where you goin'?
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Business!
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Where you goin'?
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Good work, Captain!
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Ah, bollocks!
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I need a suit.
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Jesus! A suit's
not gonna get you
spuds deep.
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You're not James Bond.
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Nah. I've got
that funeral
in Newport.
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Like, you're meant
to wear black but I've
got no black shoes.
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Though I've got trainers.
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See, they buy 'em.
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What? Ragworms.
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Who? Albanians.
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When they're
not stealing swans.
[LAUGHS]
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SAM: So how d'ya know
where they live then, man?
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We just knock on doors.
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Normal people
don't live here.
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Just gypos and refugees. [BOTH LAUGH]
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Go on then, knock. You're knockin' on this one.
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I told you, I'll go home
if you get caught.
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Excuse me...
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Are you Albanian?
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'Cause we've got worms.
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[BOTH LAUGH] You've got worms?
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Yeah!
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SAM: These... These are
prehistorical these.
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Lori!
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Who? Stop laughing. [BOTH LAUGH]
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SAM: Oh!
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Hello! Um...
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We're lookin'
for Albanians. [LAUGHS]
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What's in the bucket?
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KIERAN:
These!
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[LAUGHS] Pikey bitch!
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I am so sorry about 'im.
He's just a bit...
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Fuck off!
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You tit!
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[SEAGULLS CAWING]
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I still need a suit.
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Job interview?
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Only jobs round 'ere, mate,
are at Pirate World.
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Don't get a job
at Pirate World.
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[IN PIRATE ACCENT]
It's too 'ard!
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What do you see
in it, man?
Fishin'?
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Will you shut up!
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You're frightening the fish!
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You're jokin'.
Fish can't hear.
They've got no ears.
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They can sense vibrations.
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Bollocks!
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At least they're not
stupid like you.
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You know what?
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A fish sees
a nice worm
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wiggling about
and it thinks,
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"I tell you what,
I'll have that
for my dinner."
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So he goes for it
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and gets a big fuckin'
hook through its head.
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Next thing you know,
they're in a completely
new universe
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that they
didn't know existed,
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a big fuckin' monster's
got 'old of 'im
and he can't see,
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they can't breathe
and they freak out
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because they know
they're gonna die.
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And then, all of a sudden,
they're thrown back into
their old world again.
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But they're traumatized
to fuck
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with a big bastard hole
in their head.
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Next day, they see
a nice worm wiggling about
and they think,
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"I tell you what,
I'll have that
for my dinner."
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That is fuckin'
stupid, Kieran!
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Say fish aren't stupid! You what?
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Fuckin' say it! Fuck off!
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Say it,
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or I'll kill ya. Fuck, man!
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Fish aren't
stupid. Jesus!
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[LAUGHS]
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Now it's a good job
I'm your mate.
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Because I could have kicked
your head in then.
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SAM: But I'm a pacifist.
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I don't fight.
It's basically Neanderthal.
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No, you're a dick!
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At least I can spell
my own fuckin' name!
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[GASPS]
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[LAUGHS]
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KIERAN:
Chill out, you bell end!
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ROSE: It's about this
cup of tea. This sugar.
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This spoon.
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Right now.
Forget the past!
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Take Atlantis...
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Atlantis?
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A great civilization,
sunk in just one day.
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One day you're Vegas,
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the next you're Atlantis.
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On the bottom of the sea.
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SAM: I just think
you're out of order.
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ROSE: I was in Vegas
for nearly two years,
end of the '70s.
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It's your own
fault for being
a bleedin' fascist,
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or whatever
it is you are.
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I'm a pacifist,
you daft twat.
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ROSE: That was until...
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KIERAN: Where you goin'? The incident.
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We had to flee
for the border. [BOTH LAUGH]
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Look, I'm sorry
about my mate.
He's a knob!
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Fuck off, worm boy!
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SAM: What?
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Pikeys? SAM: Oh, no, no,
no, no. That's...
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That's 'im,
he just says stuff.
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So if you're
friend's such a knob,
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why do you hang
around with him?
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Just... We're mates.
He's like my best mate.
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Are you blood brothers?
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SAM: No!
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Gay boys? No.
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Yeah, well, thanks for that.
Now, if you don't mind.
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Right. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, cool! See ya!
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So, what she say?
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I had a brother.
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Lawrence.
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What happened to him?
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He's with God.
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Dead?
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ROSE: Oh, no!
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He found God
and we fell out.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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She thinks we're gay.
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KIERAN:
You are gay.
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Fuck off.
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Right!
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Whatever you do,
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don't tell her
you're a virgin.Shut it, you!
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SAM: Look, um,
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just want chat to you
about somethin'
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if you wanna come
sit with us.
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[WHISPERS]
Okay, then.
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Yeah, so we...
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We basically
just wanted to
apologize and say,
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like, welcome to the town.
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I've lived here
for three years.
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[CHUCKLES] SAM: Oh.
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And who made you
the mayor?
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MOONY: Hello, Kieran. Sam.
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Hiya.
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All-day breakfast.
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Well, we shut in five.
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00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:55,955
Well, I suggest
you make it quick then.
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What, like you? Shut up.
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Told you he was a knob.
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She's like a dog,
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following me around
everywhere.
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I'm irresistible.
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[LAUGHS]
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It's a curse.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:17,114
SAM: So, what kind
of website is it, Rose?
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ROSE: It's a very
discrete organization.
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LORI:
Is that your brother?
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00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,122
No, it's my man friend.
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Rose, are you
Internet dating?
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00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,678
Yeah! Filthy, isn't it?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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SAM: Where's that fish gone?
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00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:34,648
Up my arse!
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[LAUGHS]
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00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:37,858
Oh, shit, what's the time?
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00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:39,895
'Bout half 7:00.
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Oh. I've gotta go.
See ya.
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SAM: Um, yeah.
We'll... We'll see
ya around then?
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00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,384
Yeah. When?
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What?
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Well, we'll, you know...
See you around!
262
00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,014
I'm around.
263
00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:58,672
As are we.
264
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,955
What?
265
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:08,130
Did you just say,
"As are we"?
266
00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:10,684
No.
267
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,548
That is the most pathetic
268
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,068
display of human behavior
I have ever witnessed.
269
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:17,346
Seriously.
270
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,383
Go over there
and give your
head a wobble.
271
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,694
Hey!
272
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:22,386
She blew me a kiss, man!
273
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,422
That was aimed at me!
274
00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:27,080
You? What the fuck would
she see in you?
275
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,220
KIERAN: Experience, mate.
276
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:31,050
Practical fuckin' experience.
277
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:32,499
Hey, Rose?
278
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:35,054
Charming personality.
279
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,848
Punctual.
280
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:38,988
Considerate.
281
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:41,232
And firm in all
the right places!
282
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:48,860
Yeah? Nah!
283
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:17,199
Check this.
284
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:18,959
And?
285
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:24,689
KIERAN:
I used to have
a budgie.
286
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,693
Didn't speak though.
287
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,833
Just used to fly about
the house smashing
into everything.
288
00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:32,801
Proper funny.
289
00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:49,024
So, this Lori bird.
290
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,509
Gonna fuck her then?
291
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,202
It's not like that,
mate. She's quality.
292
00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:56,135
You wanna watch that one.
293
00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:57,860
Trust me.
294
00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:58,965
Fuck off.
295
00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:08,871
Kieran.Shh.
296
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:10,356
Listen.
297
00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:12,634
What?
298
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:13,669
Nothin'!
299
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,189
Can't you 'ear it?
300
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,158
Silence.
301
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,163
SAM: You love it 'ere,
don't ya?
302
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,442
Clears your head,
doesn't it?
303
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:36,589
You know, my dad.
304
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,904
He used to say that
if you swam past the horizon,
305
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,423
you'd find sea
monsters and shit.
306
00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:47,876
Have you been to see him?
307
00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:50,499
Nah, they moved him again.
308
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,330
Fuck him, anyway!
309
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:25,810
SAM: Kieran.
310
00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:28,641
What?
311
00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:29,849
Have you ever
caught anything?
312
00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:33,162
What? 'Ere?
313
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:34,578
Yeah.
314
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,235
Here?
315
00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:38,651
Yeah.
316
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:39,824
On this side?
317
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:40,860
Either side.
318
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:44,277
No.
319
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:46,003
Not really.
320
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,250
Ay up!
321
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,872
Yoko's back!
322
00:20:58,015 --> 00:20:59,292
SAM:
Funeral on Thursday.
323
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,190
His gay AIDS lover died.
324
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,020
I thought that was you? Ha.
325
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,264
My uncle died, actually.
326
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,232
My uncle's got a boat.
327
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,027
Can we go on it?
328
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,580
No.
329
00:21:11,615 --> 00:21:12,961
What about my suit problem?
330
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,688
Charity shop.
331
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:17,724
I've got no money. All property's theft.
332
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:21,970
Oh, that's right.
333
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,799
Don't mind me.
I've got things to do!
334
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,528
You go and get your
suit that old men have
pissed and died in!
335
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,738
LORI: Oh, what you doing? Oh, no. Please.
336
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,533
You're such a...
Shut the fuck up! I don't want you to...
337
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,408
SIMPLE DAVE:
Oi, she's nickin' that suit!
338
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:48,721
Whoa! Come on!
339
00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:52,172
SIMPLE DAVE:
You've still got
the suit on.
340
00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,005
SAM: Lori! Whoa!
341
00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,109
Oi!
342
00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,319
SAM: Lori! Go on, Lori.
Stop, don't be daft.
343
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:03,287
Lori! Dave!
344
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,394
That is a church mate.
Sanctuary!
345
00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:07,567
SIMPLE DAVE:
Yeah, but she's a thief!
346
00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:10,881
God judges, Dave, not us.
347
00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:16,680
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
348
00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:20,649
Kiss me.What?
349
00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:21,685
Kiss me!
350
00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:27,725
[LAUGHS]
351
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:32,937
Yeah, so Simple Dave
was going to go in
after her, yeah,
352
00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:34,905
so I said, "Listen, Dave,
you can't go in there."
353
00:22:34,939 --> 00:22:36,700
So Simple Dave... Stop calling him that.
354
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,219
Well, he started it.
355
00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:40,497
KIERAN:
Yeah, at school.
356
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:42,361
All right then.
Disabled Dave.
357
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,431
Disabled Dave?
358
00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:44,811
[LAUGHS]
359
00:22:44,846 --> 00:22:46,054
Yeah, my uncle called.
360
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,436
About the boat.
361
00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:49,747
KIERAN:
What? A... A fishing boat?
362
00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:51,922
Serious?
363
00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:52,992
With a net?
364
00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:54,373
SAM: So anyway,
we go in
the church...
365
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,719
Well? Can we go on it?
366
00:22:55,753 --> 00:22:56,961
That's the idea.
367
00:22:56,996 --> 00:22:59,239
KIERAN:
Proper sea fishing?
368
00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:01,828
Yeah, so we goes
in the church, yeah,
and she kissed me!
369
00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:03,692
What, you lunged? Nah, nah.
370
00:23:03,727 --> 00:23:05,660
She lunged.
She kissed me.
How good's that?
371
00:23:05,694 --> 00:23:07,144
No, dickhead.
372
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,111
That means
she's in control.
373
00:23:09,146 --> 00:23:10,285
And it means you're fucked.
374
00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:15,980
[LAUGHING]
375
00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:22,193
LORI: Ah! [KIERAN LAUGHING]
376
00:23:23,609 --> 00:23:25,576
There used to be
tuna in here,
you know.
377
00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:27,371
Tunnys, they called them.
378
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,373
As big and as fast
as a Ferrari.
379
00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:30,857
Serious!
380
00:23:33,757 --> 00:23:34,792
You okay?
381
00:23:34,827 --> 00:23:36,276
[RETCHING]
382
00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:40,867
It's beautiful out here.
383
00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:45,838
KIERAN: We're gonna
need a bigger boat!
384
00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:55,399
Bet it's freezing down there.
385
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,164
[WAVES LAPPING]
386
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,376
Ah.
387
00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:12,036
[LAUGHING AND CLAPPING]
Tosser!
388
00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:16,006
[LAUGHS]
389
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:18,180
KIERAN: Look, kids,
390
00:24:18,871 --> 00:24:20,631
it's pikey world.
391
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:22,875
We used to have
a massive house
in Bristol.
392
00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:23,910
With apple trees and...
393
00:24:25,015 --> 00:24:26,016
What happened?
394
00:24:28,018 --> 00:24:29,191
I'm gettin' off,
you know.
395
00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:30,883
SAM: Whoa!
Where you goin?
396
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,022
Man of mystery, me.
397
00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:33,851
Bye, Kieran.
398
00:24:35,991 --> 00:24:37,752
Oh! Watch your back.
399
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,136
Hey. [LORI LAUGHS]
400
00:25:00,084 --> 00:25:01,845
[SCREAMS] [LAUGHS]
401
00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:03,053
Get off me!
402
00:25:05,227 --> 00:25:06,366
Babe!
403
00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:07,436
What?
404
00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:09,508
I was wonderin'...
405
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,510
Fancy going for
a meal tonight
or something?
406
00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:13,719
Nah.
407
00:25:15,237 --> 00:25:16,584
Not into all that bollocks.
408
00:25:24,005 --> 00:25:25,454
She got pregnant.
409
00:25:25,489 --> 00:25:27,664
Ran off with the baby
and then shacked up
410
00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:30,529
with a succession
of stupid and
useless men.
411
00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:34,222
My dad was
Romany, apparently,
which is fine.
412
00:25:35,361 --> 00:25:37,294
But he was Aries,
which isn't.
413
00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:40,021
She's into star charts
and all that.
414
00:25:40,918 --> 00:25:42,610
Everything is destiny.
415
00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:47,546
SAM: What's up?
416
00:25:49,444 --> 00:25:50,445
You can't come in.
417
00:25:51,066 --> 00:25:52,067
Oh.
418
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:53,586
See you around.
419
00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:05,080
[WAVES LAPPING]
420
00:26:10,396 --> 00:26:11,639
I think about London.
421
00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:15,815
London?
422
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:18,646
Catering college.
423
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:20,924
[LAUGHS]
424
00:26:21,994 --> 00:26:23,236
But...
425
00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:25,480
You do a job
where you cook.
426
00:26:25,514 --> 00:26:26,792
Why do you need to
learn to cook?
427
00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:30,968
Oh, yeah! I never thought
about it like that.
428
00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:33,143
Fuck you, Kieran.
429
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,421
Moony!
430
00:26:37,457 --> 00:26:38,804
Come on.
You serious?
431
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,670
You?
432
00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:43,947
College? Yeah.
433
00:26:49,262 --> 00:26:51,299
Just don't fuck things up.
We've got it good.
434
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:54,889
Got it sorted,
me and you.
435
00:26:58,409 --> 00:26:59,410
Yeah?
436
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:06,935
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
437
00:27:07,764 --> 00:27:08,834
"We are the Dead.
438
00:27:10,111 --> 00:27:12,147
"Short days ago
We lived,
439
00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:13,977
"felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
440
00:27:14,978 --> 00:27:16,462
"Loved and were loved,
441
00:27:16,496 --> 00:27:18,395
"and now we lie
In Flanders fields."
442
00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:21,260
It's tragic.
443
00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:23,503
Totally.
444
00:27:24,953 --> 00:27:26,403
War, I mean.
445
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,336
I'm completely against it.
446
00:27:28,370 --> 00:27:29,406
I don't even fight!
447
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,373
But what if it's for
a just cause?
448
00:27:31,408 --> 00:27:32,789
Well, I'm definitely
up for it.
449
00:27:36,102 --> 00:27:37,863
Sorry, I just...
I thought...
450
00:27:37,897 --> 00:27:39,554
After the church. I'm not into it.
451
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:43,696
Do you mean me?
452
00:27:47,217 --> 00:27:48,494
Don't know, it's complicated.
453
00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,465
KIERAN: Lesbian?
454
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,088
No.Frigid?
455
00:27:56,122 --> 00:27:58,400
I don't know, man.Die, man! Fuckin' hell!
456
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:00,886
She fancies me.
457
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,233
Whoa, whoa!
She's shy,
not blind, mate!
458
00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:05,753
She fuckin' hates me.
459
00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:07,168
Good.
460
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:08,238
What do you mean, good?
461
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,757
Hate's good!
462
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:12,276
She hates ya
because she really
likes ya.
463
00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:14,727
So... So she likes me then?
464
00:28:16,418 --> 00:28:18,041
Nah, she probably
doesn't like you.
465
00:28:19,318 --> 00:28:21,320
She's a woman.
Very complex.
466
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:23,356
Trust me.
467
00:28:23,391 --> 00:28:25,117
I've had 23 fucks
this year.
468
00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,809
Pass me a 50p.
469
00:28:27,844 --> 00:28:29,638
Shit, man, it's late.
I'm gonna go, you know.
470
00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,261
Fuck off!
Where you goin'?
471
00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:33,332
Nowhere, man.
It's just stuff, innit?
472
00:28:33,366 --> 00:28:34,747
Well, give me a 50p.
473
00:28:34,782 --> 00:28:37,094
Look. I'm going to the
art gallery with Lori
474
00:28:37,129 --> 00:28:38,889
and you're not comin'
'cause you're fucking stoned
475
00:28:38,924 --> 00:28:40,063
and you're doin'
my head in!
476
00:28:42,997 --> 00:28:44,723
Oh, that's right.
Fuck off then!
477
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,074
Yo! Have you seen
Lori anywhere?
478
00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:55,699
Lori? Er, short dark hair.
Good lookin'.
479
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,804
Ah! Was she with her gran?
480
00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:58,322
SAM: No.
You don't mean Rose?
481
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,324
Yeah. Yeah.
482
00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:04,466
What?
483
00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:05,709
What?
484
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,711
[LAUGHS]
485
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,093
Um, she left about
five minutes ago.
486
00:29:10,852 --> 00:29:12,889
Cheers.
487
00:29:12,923 --> 00:29:14,718
Hey, do you know
you've got flour
on your face?
488
00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:16,237
Have I?
489
00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:17,894
Yeah. Just a little
bit on your nose.
490
00:29:23,692 --> 00:29:24,763
I like him.
491
00:29:26,488 --> 00:29:27,869
[TEACUPS RATTLING]
492
00:29:34,048 --> 00:29:35,325
ROSE: I've got it all planned.
493
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,360
Sunny day.
494
00:29:36,913 --> 00:29:38,431
Early morning.
495
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:40,330
I walk up to
the cliff edge.
496
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,780
Step off
497
00:29:42,263 --> 00:29:43,436
over the edge.
498
00:29:44,092 --> 00:29:46,060
[SIGHS] Glorious!
499
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:53,446
Could you really do
something like that?
500
00:29:53,481 --> 00:29:55,794
It's my life.
I do things my way.
501
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,244
It upsets some people,
502
00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:00,868
but I decide when I go.
503
00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:02,490
Right. Your lad's here.
504
00:30:03,422 --> 00:30:04,768
Hello. Sorry I'm late.
505
00:30:05,631 --> 00:30:06,666
Hiya, Rose.
506
00:30:06,701 --> 00:30:07,702
Don't worry,
507
00:30:08,496 --> 00:30:09,497
I'm leavin'.
508
00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:13,812
I have a secret liaison.
509
00:30:15,158 --> 00:30:16,159
Au revoir!
510
00:30:19,956 --> 00:30:21,371
He's a cool little
dude, isn't he?
511
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,339
Reminds me of Henry Moore.
512
00:30:25,064 --> 00:30:26,065
Who?
513
00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:27,964
Sculptor.
514
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:29,689
Genius.
515
00:30:29,724 --> 00:30:31,691
You'd have to be,
wouldn't you,
with a face like that.
516
00:30:32,554 --> 00:30:33,555
[LAUGHS]
517
00:30:36,386 --> 00:30:37,387
Well?
518
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,978
Well, she's quite hairy!
519
00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:44,428
I mean, I think
she could do with
a bit of a prune.
520
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,191
LORI:
She's natural.
521
00:30:48,225 --> 00:30:50,883
SAM: Yeah, but she could
definitely do with
a trim downstairs.
522
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:53,161
I mean, I like
my art to be... Shaved?
523
00:30:54,197 --> 00:30:55,854
[LAUGHS] Boys!
524
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:59,305
Oh, you only like
digital computery
technological things.
525
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,204
Well, me and Kieran
did this IT course,
526
00:31:01,238 --> 00:31:02,791
which he ends up
getting thrown
off actually
527
00:31:02,826 --> 00:31:04,000
because he's got
a problem with...
528
00:31:07,693 --> 00:31:08,901
[LAUGHS]
529
00:31:10,316 --> 00:31:11,835
Don't tell him. I won't!
530
00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:15,563
LORI: Yeah, but what is shit?
531
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:16,667
Like, the opposite
of good.
532
00:31:16,702 --> 00:31:19,049
It's either good
or it's shit.
533
00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:21,465
Like this, look.
This is good.
534
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,329
End of.
535
00:31:23,364 --> 00:31:24,675
Stop talking shit.
536
00:31:47,215 --> 00:31:48,561
I'm all right with this,
you know.
537
00:31:49,286 --> 00:31:50,287
Taking it slow.
538
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,014
Taking what slow?
539
00:31:54,188 --> 00:31:55,568
Sam, we're not even moving.
540
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,470
I like you, okay.
541
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:01,747
[LAUGHS]
542
00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:13,517
Oh, just don't! What?
543
00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:16,624
Push.
544
00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:19,213
Okay, I'll pull. [LAUGHS]
545
00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:20,248
But not too hard.
546
00:32:21,594 --> 00:32:23,044
[BOTH LAUGH]
547
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,081
Have you got
a tie yet?
548
00:32:25,805 --> 00:32:26,806
What for?
549
00:32:27,531 --> 00:32:29,292
The funeral tomorrow.
550
00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:30,569
Shit, yeah. Um...
551
00:32:30,603 --> 00:32:32,329
It's black,
100% polyester.
552
00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:36,299
You make me dead
happy, you know.
553
00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:38,611
You're pushing.
554
00:32:38,646 --> 00:32:41,131
Yeah, 'course I don't know
why. I don't even like ya. Hmm.
555
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,753
Can we not give a fuck
about each other?
556
00:32:42,788 --> 00:32:44,721
Yeah! That's what
I've always wanted.
557
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,136
[LAUGHS] Good.
558
00:32:46,171 --> 00:32:47,655
Good.Hmm, yeah, that's good.
559
00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:48,725
Good. Mmm-hmm.
560
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,416
Good. [LAUGHS]
561
00:32:50,451 --> 00:32:52,142
[CHAIRS CLANGING]
562
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:05,259
You know that magician?
563
00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:06,846
You know the one.
564
00:33:06,881 --> 00:33:08,400
He sat in a glass
box for a week.
565
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:10,885
Just shows you,
doesn't it, like,
566
00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:14,095
you gotta think
outside the box.
567
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:16,028
Or even inside the box.
568
00:33:16,063 --> 00:33:17,719
[BOTH LAUGH]
569
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,378
I love it
when you talk shit. [LAUGHS]
570
00:33:23,139 --> 00:33:25,900
Maybe we could do
something like that.
571
00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:27,798
You know, have a business
or something like that.
572
00:33:28,213 --> 00:33:29,352
In the future.
573
00:33:29,386 --> 00:33:30,663
What?
574
00:33:30,698 --> 00:33:32,044
Sitting in boxes?
575
00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:34,633
No! [BOTH LAUGH]
576
00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:37,015
Like have a cafe
or something.
577
00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:39,327
You know, I could cook
578
00:33:39,362 --> 00:33:41,122
seafood and you
could catch it.
579
00:33:42,675 --> 00:33:43,849
You know, just...
580
00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:46,024
Something different
together.
581
00:33:47,887 --> 00:33:48,888
Moony,
582
00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:52,823
you know
we're not together.
583
00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:55,240
I'm not your
boyfriend, yeah?
584
00:34:03,213 --> 00:34:04,214
What?
585
00:34:05,112 --> 00:34:06,216
What?
586
00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,288
For fuck's sake
Moony, what's up?
587
00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:12,015
Look at me.
588
00:34:14,983 --> 00:34:16,502
KIERAN: Hurry up!
[CHUCKLES]
589
00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:18,159
LORI: He's coming.
[CHUCKLES]
590
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,649
What? You look like an undertaker.
591
00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:27,306
With AIDS. [LAUGHS]
592
00:34:27,341 --> 00:34:28,963
I'm late for
the train. Go away.
593
00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:31,966
Oh, busy man. Places to go,
people to see, hey?
594
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,142
Obviously on your way
to a really important
business meeting.
595
00:34:35,176 --> 00:34:36,902
Don't forget your
laptop, Mr. Suit. [BOTH LAUGH]
596
00:34:36,936 --> 00:34:38,110
Yeah, funny that.
597
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:39,836
LORI: Remember.
Buy, sell, buy!
598
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,458
It's a fuckin' funeral!
599
00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:43,253
The dead don't care!
600
00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:48,914
He looks dead cute.
601
00:34:48,948 --> 00:34:50,812
He looks dead. [LAUGHS]
602
00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:53,194
Keep movin' or they'll think
you're the corpse.
603
00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:55,403
[KIERAN LAUGHS]
604
00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:57,647
KIERAN: So...
605
00:34:58,579 --> 00:35:00,684
Do you wanna chill out
for a bit or...
606
00:35:02,065 --> 00:35:03,308
With you?
607
00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:05,689
Yeah.
608
00:35:10,556 --> 00:35:11,592
[CLEARS THROAT]
609
00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:13,801
Um! Look! Okay!
610
00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:15,182
Get some fizzy drink.
611
00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:19,531
Dave! How you doing?
612
00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:21,429
David. Vodka please.
613
00:35:21,464 --> 00:35:22,706
LORI: Very sorry.
614
00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,052
[BOTH LAUGH]
615
00:35:32,509 --> 00:35:34,339
Yeah! Whoo! [LAUGHS]
616
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,660
Total Frisbee?
617
00:35:46,109 --> 00:35:47,145
No.
618
00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:50,424
Normal Frisbee? LORI: [CHUCKLES] No.
619
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:51,528
Why?
620
00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:53,806
Dull!
621
00:35:53,841 --> 00:35:56,326
Talk to me! Tell me
something I don't know.
622
00:35:56,361 --> 00:35:58,156
Hmm. Don't know.
623
00:35:59,536 --> 00:36:01,642
Sam thinks he loves ya.
624
00:36:01,676 --> 00:36:03,264
And you feel left out?
625
00:36:03,816 --> 00:36:05,404
Fuck off!
626
00:36:05,439 --> 00:36:07,165
Come, Mr. Pirate.
627
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:08,614
Take me
somewhere good.
628
00:36:08,649 --> 00:36:10,202
Or else?
629
00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:12,031
I'll kill myself.
[LAUGHS]
630
00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:15,414
Aarrr, Jim Lad.
631
00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:16,795
[LAUGHS]
Do it again.
632
00:36:17,899 --> 00:36:19,487
Aarrr, Jim Lad. [LORI LAUGHS]
633
00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:22,732
Good? [LORI LAUGHS]
634
00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:25,113
Uh, it says here that women
635
00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:28,669
weren't allowed on pirate
ships. They brought bad luck.
636
00:36:28,703 --> 00:36:29,773
Very true. Mmm...
637
00:36:29,808 --> 00:36:32,293
Oh, hang on. It says
Mary Reed was a pirate.
638
00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:33,639
She wore boys' clothes
639
00:36:33,674 --> 00:36:36,918
and she stole a ship
and sailed to Jamaica.
640
00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:38,403
Yes!
641
00:36:38,437 --> 00:36:40,059
KIERAN:
Good for Mary!
642
00:36:42,441 --> 00:36:43,822
[LORI LAUGHS]
643
00:36:45,513 --> 00:36:47,205
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
644
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:50,829
[LORI LAUGHS]
645
00:36:50,863 --> 00:36:52,762
Yes. Go back there!
Go back there.
646
00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:02,565
Whoa. Ooh. Aah!
647
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:06,534
[LORI LAUGHS]
648
00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:11,229
Shh.
649
00:37:13,369 --> 00:37:14,887
I like hiding.
650
00:37:16,579 --> 00:37:17,925
[LAUGHS]
651
00:37:19,478 --> 00:37:20,755
Fuck off!
652
00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:24,828
Oh, we're not
pirates anymore.
653
00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:26,623
I am.
654
00:37:26,658 --> 00:37:28,625
You're not a pirate.
You're a pussy.
655
00:37:31,214 --> 00:37:32,388
KIERAN:
Fuck off!
656
00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:35,356
That was shit!
657
00:37:35,391 --> 00:37:37,255
I want to do something
beautiful.
658
00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:39,118
Yeah?
659
00:37:42,018 --> 00:37:43,330
KIERAN:
Go on. Pose.
660
00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:45,021
[KIERAN LAUGHS]
661
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,854
Oh, no, no, no.
I need to see your face.
662
00:37:50,889 --> 00:37:53,029
No, come back!
Don't go down there.
663
00:37:54,755 --> 00:37:56,274
Lori, you're doin'
my head in.
664
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,036
Come back,
it's stupid.
665
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:07,630
There's no magic to
the Earth being round.
666
00:38:14,050 --> 00:38:15,810
KIERAN: Lori,
get off the edge!
667
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,538
Lori, don't go near
the edge. Serious!
668
00:38:19,573 --> 00:38:21,954
LORI: If the world
was flat, you could just...
669
00:38:21,989 --> 00:38:23,439
KIERAN:
Just what?
670
00:38:23,473 --> 00:38:25,061
Step off it.
671
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,028
KIERAN:
Lori!
672
00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:31,067
[LAUGHS]
673
00:38:32,275 --> 00:38:33,794
KIERAN:
You're tapped, you!
674
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,524
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
675
00:38:40,248 --> 00:38:41,319
There you go.
676
00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:43,804
Mmm.
677
00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:45,599
Very nouvelle cuisine.
678
00:38:46,151 --> 00:38:47,325
Thanks.
679
00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:49,119
You know, I changed
the whole menu.
680
00:38:49,154 --> 00:38:50,914
It's traditional
but with a twist.
681
00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,400
Oh, Christ! What a week.
682
00:38:53,434 --> 00:38:56,989
Look at my hands, how
dry and chapped they are.
Like some dirty old builder!
683
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:03,341
ROSE: Man trouble?
684
00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:07,206
I just...
685
00:39:07,241 --> 00:39:08,553
I wish he was more...
686
00:39:08,587 --> 00:39:09,692
Nice?
687
00:39:10,451 --> 00:39:11,625
Sorry.
688
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,075
Men only want one thing.
689
00:39:15,491 --> 00:39:16,664
Sex.
690
00:39:16,699 --> 00:39:17,872
Power.
691
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,599
Fuck 'em!
692
00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:35,580
[CLEARS THROAT]
693
00:39:36,063 --> 00:39:37,375
[PANTING]
694
00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:40,861
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
695
00:39:44,865 --> 00:39:45,969
What?
696
00:39:48,696 --> 00:39:49,973
Nowt.
697
00:39:50,008 --> 00:39:51,768
Just the view.
698
00:39:53,218 --> 00:39:55,289
LORI: It's good for
the soul, you know.
699
00:39:56,497 --> 00:39:58,257
To see the horizon.
700
00:40:00,743 --> 00:40:02,952
My dad used to
say to me that...
701
00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,920
When you get to the horizon
702
00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:07,922
there's a rope.
703
00:40:09,165 --> 00:40:11,547
And behind there, there's
monsters and shit.
704
00:40:13,031 --> 00:40:15,067
Sailors from trapped galleons.
705
00:40:15,102 --> 00:40:18,139
And when the wind drops
and the sea is like glass,
706
00:40:18,174 --> 00:40:19,934
you can hear their screams!
707
00:40:19,969 --> 00:40:21,453
Ahhh!
[LAUGHS]
708
00:40:25,077 --> 00:40:27,286
Do you not live with
him now? Your dad?
709
00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:29,910
Nah.
710
00:40:29,944 --> 00:40:32,464
Detained at Her
Majesty's pleasure.
711
00:40:34,777 --> 00:40:36,330
God, I'm sorry.
712
00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:38,643
Don't be!
713
00:40:38,677 --> 00:40:40,507
He's a complete
fuckin' bastard.
714
00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:45,753
But then again,
not everyone's perfect,
are they?
715
00:40:45,788 --> 00:40:46,789
[BOTH LAUGH]
716
00:40:57,938 --> 00:40:59,146
KIERAN:
You and me...
717
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:02,736
I mean...
718
00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:06,429
I honestly would...
719
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,327
We're not that
different, are we?
720
00:41:08,362 --> 00:41:09,674
[LAUGHS]
721
00:41:10,813 --> 00:41:12,159
You and me!
722
00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:14,299
Ha! That's funny, sorry!
723
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,887
[LAUGHING]
724
00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:24,896
[GASPS]
725
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:26,725
Hello, gorgeous!
726
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:31,834
You know what you
are, don't ya?
727
00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:33,180
A siren?
728
00:41:33,214 --> 00:41:35,423
Luring sailors
to their death?
729
00:41:39,773 --> 00:41:41,568
You're a prick tease.
730
00:41:43,846 --> 00:41:45,399
And you're a prick.
731
00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:13,392
What?
732
00:42:13,427 --> 00:42:14,911
You know what.
733
00:42:16,672 --> 00:42:17,914
Go on then.
734
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,141
It was right there.
735
00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:39,971
This is where
it happened.
736
00:42:40,005 --> 00:42:42,111
A bodyguard came
round to my flat.
737
00:42:43,077 --> 00:42:46,184
He was very smart
in a suit and
738
00:42:46,218 --> 00:42:49,221
he whisked me off in
a limousine to meet...
739
00:42:49,256 --> 00:42:51,569
[STAMMERS] Well,
I can't tell you
his name.
740
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,986
It was 1969.
741
00:42:55,952 --> 00:42:58,058
He was married.
Very important man.
742
00:42:58,748 --> 00:43:00,060
But...
743
00:43:00,094 --> 00:43:02,890
You see, he could
only enjoy it
if he was dressed up.
744
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:04,858
Really?
745
00:43:06,411 --> 00:43:09,621
You weren't supposed
to enjoy sex in those days.
746
00:43:09,656 --> 00:43:11,934
Let alone make
money out of it.
747
00:43:11,968 --> 00:43:14,626
My mother was ashamed
and my brother, Lawrence,
748
00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:16,628
washed his hands of me.
749
00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:18,526
He worked in the city.
750
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,633
I haven't seen him for...
751
00:43:22,496 --> 00:43:23,946
Thirty years!
752
00:43:25,568 --> 00:43:28,157
Find him online. Look him up?
753
00:43:28,191 --> 00:43:30,366
Oh, no. Too much water
under the bridge.
754
00:43:32,023 --> 00:43:35,026
If people dislike what you do
they can like it or lump it.
755
00:43:35,682 --> 00:43:37,787
I don't do second chances.
756
00:43:37,822 --> 00:43:40,031
That's not very
Christian, Rose!
757
00:43:40,065 --> 00:43:41,170
Shut up.
758
00:43:42,067 --> 00:43:43,551
Nice place though.
759
00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:44,967
MOONY: It's lovely.
760
00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:04,227
He's back.
761
00:44:04,262 --> 00:44:05,366
Yeah.
762
00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:07,368
Where's Lori?
763
00:44:09,543 --> 00:44:10,682
Don't know.
764
00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:14,375
It's just, well, both
your phones are off.
765
00:44:16,032 --> 00:44:18,379
I left messages
for both of ya.
766
00:44:21,728 --> 00:44:22,832
What?
767
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,179
What? Is something up?
768
00:44:25,214 --> 00:44:26,491
Should there be?
769
00:44:26,905 --> 00:44:28,493
I just...
770
00:44:28,527 --> 00:44:30,978
Left loads of messages. Well, I didn't get them.
771
00:44:33,532 --> 00:44:34,982
You haven't seen her then?
772
00:44:35,845 --> 00:44:37,364
How was the...
773
00:44:38,572 --> 00:44:39,987
Mate, don't f...
774
00:44:41,817 --> 00:44:43,646
Oh, for fuck's sake.
775
00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:51,999
Hello!
776
00:44:52,034 --> 00:44:54,036
Been looking
everywhere for you.
777
00:44:54,070 --> 00:44:55,416
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
778
00:44:57,798 --> 00:44:59,179
I was here.
779
00:45:02,665 --> 00:45:04,874
Funeral was awful.
780
00:45:04,909 --> 00:45:07,221
No one really
talking, you know.
781
00:45:07,946 --> 00:45:09,154
Everyone dies.
782
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,573
Have you missed me?
783
00:45:17,922 --> 00:45:19,268
Been busy.
784
00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:21,995
Saw Kieran.
785
00:45:22,029 --> 00:45:23,065
So?
786
00:45:26,102 --> 00:45:27,552
Lori, what's the matter?
787
00:45:29,796 --> 00:45:31,107
What do you mean?
788
00:45:33,247 --> 00:45:34,421
Don't know.
789
00:45:43,568 --> 00:45:46,571
So, been up to
anything exciting
while I've been away?
790
00:45:48,953 --> 00:45:49,988
No.
791
00:45:54,855 --> 00:45:56,477
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
792
00:46:18,534 --> 00:46:20,087
Not much point, is there?
793
00:46:21,433 --> 00:46:23,746
Just going round
and round endlessly.
794
00:46:34,895 --> 00:46:36,379
I don't understand.
795
00:46:37,449 --> 00:46:38,796
Lucky you.
796
00:47:08,653 --> 00:47:11,690
It is a venison steak,
tomato salsa,
797
00:47:11,725 --> 00:47:14,693
rocket, sour cream and
lime-topped wedges.
798
00:47:14,728 --> 00:47:16,143
I asked for a burger.
799
00:47:16,178 --> 00:47:17,282
Lump it!
800
00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:19,975
Geezer.
801
00:47:20,009 --> 00:47:21,666
Captain.
802
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,392
Ah, they look well nice.
803
00:47:25,704 --> 00:47:27,879
Lori's gone all weird
with me, you know.
804
00:47:27,914 --> 00:47:29,053
Women, mate.
805
00:47:29,087 --> 00:47:30,571
You can't live with 'em.
806
00:47:30,606 --> 00:47:33,229
You can't kill 'em and
feed them to the pigs.
807
00:47:33,264 --> 00:47:34,437
SAM: I just...
808
00:47:34,472 --> 00:47:36,301
Don't know what
I've done wrong.
809
00:47:36,336 --> 00:47:37,578
You said yourself,
810
00:47:38,131 --> 00:47:39,270
she's a weapon.
811
00:47:39,304 --> 00:47:40,858
SAM: Nah,
you said that.
812
00:47:42,135 --> 00:47:43,274
Genius.
813
00:47:44,275 --> 00:47:46,484
Don't know
what I'm gonna do.Hmm.
814
00:47:46,518 --> 00:47:48,106
Let me think.
815
00:47:48,141 --> 00:47:49,383
Oh, yeah, that's it.
816
00:47:49,418 --> 00:47:51,282
I don't give a flying fuck!
817
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:54,112
Where you going? Fishin'.
818
00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:56,839
Oi! Gordon Ramsey. Bill!
819
00:47:57,495 --> 00:47:58,876
You are what you eat!
820
00:47:59,497 --> 00:48:00,636
[KIERAN SHOUTS]
821
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:02,500
Oi! Kieran, calm down, man.
822
00:48:14,443 --> 00:48:15,478
Hi.
823
00:48:18,757 --> 00:48:20,104
Talk to me.
824
00:48:21,726 --> 00:48:23,003
You don't own me.
825
00:48:24,384 --> 00:48:25,385
Lori...
826
00:48:27,697 --> 00:48:28,767
Sorry.
827
00:48:30,977 --> 00:48:32,944
What's got into everyone
round 'ere, eh?
828
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:37,949
Go home, Sam.
829
00:48:38,432 --> 00:48:39,468
No.
830
00:48:39,502 --> 00:48:40,987
Just leave me alone.
831
00:48:41,021 --> 00:48:42,989
But Lori, we... We're nothing.
832
00:48:44,852 --> 00:48:46,716
Sam, don't you
understand? It's done.
833
00:49:16,263 --> 00:49:18,990
Don't get it. No, no, no, no, no!
834
00:49:19,025 --> 00:49:21,337
I said that you can sit
here on the condition
835
00:49:21,372 --> 00:49:22,545
that you don't talk about... Yeah, but...
836
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:25,065
Yeah, well, fuck all.
837
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,205
If you want her back that bad
then do something about it.
838
00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,621
Just don't bleat.
839
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:37,319
What's the point
in this, though? Shut it.
840
00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:40,115
Yeah, we're not gonna catch
anything, are we?
841
00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:41,633
Go on, get hold of this.
842
00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:43,394
Go on.
843
00:49:50,470 --> 00:49:52,023
You feel it? Hey?
844
00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:54,543
The tension?
845
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,854
The buzz?
846
00:49:56,338 --> 00:49:57,373
No.
847
00:49:58,616 --> 00:50:00,238
It's like a duel.
848
00:50:00,825 --> 00:50:01,895
You,
849
00:50:01,929 --> 00:50:03,379
and the fish.
850
00:50:07,935 --> 00:50:09,316
It's borin'.
851
00:50:11,318 --> 00:50:12,457
I give up.
852
00:50:13,596 --> 00:50:16,047
Oh! It's doing
something, Kieran!
853
00:50:16,082 --> 00:50:17,186
Get up!
854
00:50:18,153 --> 00:50:20,155
Oh, my! Fuck!
855
00:50:20,189 --> 00:50:22,571
Hold it steady and start
reeling it back in.
856
00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:24,780
We've got a fish, man.
We've got a fucking fish!
857
00:50:24,814 --> 00:50:26,644
A fuckin' whopper!
It's a tunny!
858
00:50:26,678 --> 00:50:27,817
I think it's a shark,
you know.
859
00:50:27,852 --> 00:50:30,924
No. There's no sharks
in 'ere. It's a tunny.
860
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,581
It's not right,
you need to let it out more.
861
00:50:32,615 --> 00:50:34,169
Oh, fuck.
Let me do it.
862
00:50:34,203 --> 00:50:36,033
Let it 'ere. [SCREAMS]
863
00:50:37,413 --> 00:50:39,277
Twat!
864
00:50:39,312 --> 00:50:41,176
Yeah, well,
that wasn't my fault,
you know.
865
00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:42,901
Yeah, well, you should
have let it out a bit.
866
00:50:42,936 --> 00:50:44,420
But you're the fisherman!
867
00:50:44,455 --> 00:50:46,491
Yeah, and that was my fish.
868
00:50:46,526 --> 00:50:47,975
My only fucking catch.
869
00:50:48,010 --> 00:50:50,047
It's not my fault
you're shit. You what?
870
00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:53,119
Go on then.
Throw me in the sea
or just twat me.
871
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:56,191
Go on, punch me.
Punch me in the fuckin' face!
872
00:50:59,884 --> 00:51:02,231
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
873
00:51:02,266 --> 00:51:04,061
I can't believe
you just did that.
874
00:51:06,132 --> 00:51:07,409
You prick!
875
00:51:07,443 --> 00:51:08,720
[SPITS]
876
00:51:14,485 --> 00:51:16,590
MOONY: Wild
mushroom risotto...
877
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,696
This is insanity.
The special's chicken curry.
878
00:51:18,730 --> 00:51:21,802
It's always been
chicken curry since 1975.
879
00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:24,184
They're gonna be rioting
in the streets.
880
00:51:24,219 --> 00:51:25,910
I beg you not to do this.
881
00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:28,464
With truffle oil.
882
00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:32,158
You crazy, mad fool. [LAUGHS]
883
00:51:48,381 --> 00:51:49,589
KIERAN:
You all right?
884
00:51:53,938 --> 00:51:55,457
What you doin'?
885
00:52:00,047 --> 00:52:01,256
Walking.
886
00:52:04,190 --> 00:52:05,570
Look, what 'appened...
887
00:52:05,605 --> 00:52:06,847
Go away.
888
00:52:07,952 --> 00:52:09,367
Are you gonna tell Sam?
889
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,440
When I look at you,
Kieran, I wanna be sick.
890
00:52:13,889 --> 00:52:15,235
[SCOFFS]
891
00:52:15,270 --> 00:52:17,203
Fuckin' hell.
892
00:52:17,237 --> 00:52:20,171
You really think
you're it, don't ya?
893
00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,104
All this bullshit with
you and Sam.
894
00:52:22,898 --> 00:52:24,969
Art, poems, music.
895
00:52:25,521 --> 00:52:26,626
It's bollocks.
896
00:52:27,696 --> 00:52:30,008
He thinks you're so
fuckin' different
897
00:52:30,043 --> 00:52:33,253
that he's running around
after you like some
wet-arsed fucking lapdog.
898
00:52:34,565 --> 00:52:36,843
Only he needn't
bother, had he?
899
00:52:36,877 --> 00:52:38,603
Because you
put out anyway.
900
00:52:39,086 --> 00:52:40,157
[SCOFFS]
901
00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,227
Mug.
902
00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:45,886
You actually think
you're better than
everyone else, don't ya?
903
00:52:46,404 --> 00:52:47,474
Hey?
904
00:52:48,613 --> 00:52:50,028
Pikey bitch!
905
00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:54,654
He's a right to know.
906
00:52:58,036 --> 00:52:59,279
What you did to me.
907
00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:02,075
What?
908
00:53:02,696 --> 00:53:04,353
What I did to ya?
909
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:07,218
Told you to stop.
910
00:53:07,253 --> 00:53:08,323
You what?
911
00:54:47,249 --> 00:54:51,253
Orange juice, aspirin
and Coke. Best hangover
cure in the world.
912
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,772
And pork and leek sausages
913
00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:55,326
with wholegrain mustard
on sourdough bread.
914
00:54:55,361 --> 00:54:58,053
Oh, you're a culinary genius,
my little Moon-pig.
915
00:54:58,709 --> 00:54:59,848
Mmm.
916
00:54:59,882 --> 00:55:01,643
Good, eh?
[LAUGHS]
917
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,129
What are we calling
this creation?
918
00:55:06,026 --> 00:55:07,338
Um...
919
00:55:07,373 --> 00:55:09,340
Sloppy, muddy shit?
920
00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:13,655
Oh, that works.
921
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,070
Mmm.
922
00:55:17,037 --> 00:55:18,107
Mmm.
923
00:56:13,784 --> 00:56:14,992
Kieran.
924
00:56:15,648 --> 00:56:17,374
It's me. Um...
925
00:56:18,444 --> 00:56:19,859
Where are ya?
926
00:56:23,483 --> 00:56:25,209
Just bell me, yeah.
927
00:56:29,731 --> 00:56:32,285
[GASPS]
Would ya...
Stop doin' that!
928
00:56:32,319 --> 00:56:33,700
London!
929
00:56:33,735 --> 00:56:34,908
London?
930
00:56:34,943 --> 00:56:37,980
Yeah, let...
Let's just do it.
931
00:56:38,015 --> 00:56:40,120
But... Tomorrow, me and you.
932
00:56:40,914 --> 00:56:42,951
Let's just do
something together.
933
00:56:43,814 --> 00:56:44,987
Like you said.
934
00:56:45,643 --> 00:56:46,748
Yeah?
935
00:56:48,059 --> 00:56:49,164
Yeah.
936
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:53,410
Yeah.
937
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,412
Good girl.
938
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,038
Dah, dah, dah!
939
00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:43,899
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
940
00:59:00,847 --> 00:59:01,952
Oh...
941
00:59:07,164 --> 00:59:08,337
Oh!
942
00:59:11,755 --> 00:59:13,101
It's back to basics.
943
00:59:15,034 --> 00:59:16,069
What?
944
00:59:16,104 --> 00:59:17,415
Where's Moony?
945
00:59:17,450 --> 00:59:18,865
The bird has flown.
946
00:59:19,728 --> 00:59:21,385
Gone off with
that dickhead.
947
00:59:26,217 --> 00:59:27,598
Okay. Um...
948
00:59:28,737 --> 00:59:30,428
Just a cup of tea, please.
949
00:59:34,225 --> 00:59:35,261
Oh!
950
01:00:10,089 --> 01:00:11,262
At the back.
951
01:00:11,297 --> 01:00:13,333
The rudder ain't...
Just step across.
952
01:00:13,368 --> 01:00:15,612
The rudder's not secured.
Just go and fix it.
953
01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:18,442
Um...
954
01:00:18,476 --> 01:00:20,375
Oh, forget it. Get off!
955
01:00:24,862 --> 01:00:26,553
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
956
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,526
Do they know what
happened yet?
957
01:00:34,941 --> 01:00:36,184
Suicide.
958
01:00:37,288 --> 01:00:38,531
But it wasn't.
959
01:00:39,843 --> 01:00:40,947
Why would she?
960
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,813
I don't know.
961
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,475
When I was a kid, Sam...
962
01:00:51,509 --> 01:00:52,856
Not now, mate, yeah?
963
01:00:59,966 --> 01:01:01,381
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
964
01:01:03,314 --> 01:01:04,488
I don't know, it's...
965
01:01:06,766 --> 01:01:08,043
I feel...
966
01:01:09,010 --> 01:01:10,390
I feel like...
967
01:01:11,737 --> 01:01:13,600
I was watching a film
in a cinema
968
01:01:15,361 --> 01:01:18,226
and someone's just come in
right in the middle
and stopped it.
969
01:01:20,228 --> 01:01:21,816
Told me to go home.
970
01:01:24,197 --> 01:01:25,716
In fact, I didn't even
get to the middle,
971
01:01:25,751 --> 01:01:28,305
I was about
20 minutes in.
972
01:01:29,651 --> 01:01:31,826
Sounds just like getting old.
973
01:01:39,454 --> 01:01:41,905
I just wish I had the chance
to speak to her again.
974
01:01:45,598 --> 01:01:46,910
You know,
975
01:01:46,944 --> 01:01:48,635
I know I can't but...
976
01:01:54,193 --> 01:01:56,298
It just doesn't make sense.
977
01:02:02,235 --> 01:02:03,789
ROSE:
You're an air sign.
978
01:02:03,823 --> 01:02:05,066
SAM:
Uh, Pisces.
979
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,895
Water. Really.
980
01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:08,932
I'm earth. Come sit down.
981
01:02:10,485 --> 01:02:12,590
How old do you think I am?
982
01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:14,558
[TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
983
01:02:14,592 --> 01:02:15,662
Um...
984
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,632
Forty?
985
01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,013
Forty.
986
01:02:21,047 --> 01:02:24,775
I don't look forty,
it's just the lighting
in here, it's harsh.
987
01:02:24,810 --> 01:02:26,812
You've got very nice eyes. Thank you.
988
01:02:26,846 --> 01:02:29,124
Pisces love to talk,
they're always chatting.
989
01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:31,230
I was... I was thinking
maybe we could...
990
01:02:31,264 --> 01:02:33,439
Forty.
991
01:02:33,473 --> 01:02:36,545
I'm just tired. I've got
these dark circles
under my eyes.
992
01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:38,271
I don't sleep
very well. Do you?
993
01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:40,170
Yeah, usually.
994
01:02:44,450 --> 01:02:46,521
Was she, um...
995
01:02:46,555 --> 01:02:49,731
Just want to sit here
and watch the television.
996
01:02:51,526 --> 01:02:52,561
Okay.
997
01:03:12,236 --> 01:03:13,997
No. Look. I, I...
That's not what...
998
01:03:14,031 --> 01:03:16,240
Please don't...
Please don't go. I, I...
999
01:03:16,275 --> 01:03:18,001
I'm sorry.
I'm not myself.
1000
01:03:26,388 --> 01:03:27,907
I met a man who...
1001
01:03:29,426 --> 01:03:30,807
Worked in a gym.
1002
01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:34,914
Taught kids to swim. Um...
1003
01:03:37,123 --> 01:03:39,677
Fell for him in
a big way and, um...
1004
01:03:42,163 --> 01:03:45,304
When he found out Lori was
scared of water
1005
01:03:46,270 --> 01:03:47,858
he offered to teach
her privately.
1006
01:03:50,102 --> 01:03:51,966
And she lost her fear.
1007
01:03:53,139 --> 01:03:55,383
She became a very
good swimmer.
1008
01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:56,833
Very strong.
1009
01:03:58,696 --> 01:04:01,458
Then... Mmm. Then he...
1010
01:04:04,426 --> 01:04:07,498
He left me. I never
saw him again.
1011
01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:11,088
He was...
He was using me,
you see.
1012
01:04:12,607 --> 01:04:13,884
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
1013
01:04:14,954 --> 01:04:16,749
He had such a lovely touch.
1014
01:04:18,682 --> 01:04:20,270
I thought he was perfect.
1015
01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,274
But he wasn't
interested in me.
1016
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,625
She was only 12.
She was...
1017
01:04:32,627 --> 01:04:34,318
She wasn't even a teenager.
1018
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:36,113
But, um...
1019
01:04:38,391 --> 01:04:39,876
He was a man.
1020
01:05:22,056 --> 01:05:24,472
Is there an age restriction
on this train?
1021
01:05:24,506 --> 01:05:25,576
Hop on.
1022
01:05:26,819 --> 01:05:28,959
Sam, you're meant
to be working.
1023
01:05:28,994 --> 01:05:30,236
Fuck off.
1024
01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:35,414
So...
1025
01:05:35,448 --> 01:05:37,830
How's the Internet dating
going then?
1026
01:05:37,864 --> 01:05:39,383
They're all perverts.
1027
01:05:41,006 --> 01:05:42,835
I want good company.
1028
01:05:42,869 --> 01:05:45,734
Old men are mean,
morbid and miserable.
1029
01:05:45,769 --> 01:05:46,770
[SAM LAUGHS]
1030
01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:53,259
Now, Marvin Gaye,
1031
01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:55,434
he was a gentleman.
1032
01:05:55,468 --> 01:05:57,125
Go away! Marvin Gaye.
1033
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:00,128
1977. The Embassy Club
in Soho.
1034
01:06:01,336 --> 01:06:03,649
Me and him doing blow
in the back room.
1035
01:06:03,683 --> 01:06:04,788
[SAM LAUGHS]
1036
01:06:04,822 --> 01:06:06,272
Magical.Brilliant.
1037
01:06:17,732 --> 01:06:19,354
Are you any better?
1038
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,116
No.
1039
01:06:24,946 --> 01:06:26,154
I saw her, you know.
1040
01:06:27,673 --> 01:06:29,054
The night before.
1041
01:06:29,709 --> 01:06:30,814
Lori?
1042
01:06:31,642 --> 01:06:33,127
She was with your mate...
1043
01:06:33,817 --> 01:06:34,991
Kieran.
1044
01:06:35,957 --> 01:06:37,200
She was upset.
1045
01:06:51,559 --> 01:06:53,250
Right, what's
Moony's real name?
1046
01:06:53,285 --> 01:06:56,391
Sarah Lambton.
"Lamb" like a baby
sheep and "ton," T-O-N.
1047
01:06:58,566 --> 01:06:59,912
GEOFFREY:
Is she on it?
1048
01:06:59,946 --> 01:07:01,017
SAM:
Hang on.
1049
01:07:05,090 --> 01:07:06,539
Right, there's...
1050
01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:10,198
Four in Scotland
and one in London.
1051
01:07:10,992 --> 01:07:12,028
Clones.
1052
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:14,306
Who?
1053
01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:15,859
She's in London.
1054
01:07:15,893 --> 01:07:17,516
I can feel the vibrations.
1055
01:07:18,103 --> 01:07:19,828
It's feminine intuition.
1056
01:07:19,863 --> 01:07:20,864
You're a man.
1057
01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:22,417
Ish.
1058
01:07:23,349 --> 01:07:24,695
Okay. Um...
1059
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:26,801
Right.
1060
01:08:04,390 --> 01:08:07,738
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
1061
01:08:11,811 --> 01:08:12,916
He's dead.
1062
01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:14,124
SAM: Who?
1063
01:08:14,159 --> 01:08:15,229
Stuart.
1064
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,403
Get inside, quick.
1065
01:08:22,028 --> 01:08:24,962
He was dancin' around
like a twat and then
1066
01:08:24,997 --> 01:08:26,516
he just keeled over.
1067
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,381
Do something.
1068
01:08:29,829 --> 01:08:31,107
Dancin'?
1069
01:08:31,969 --> 01:08:33,730
I gave him some M-CAT.
1070
01:08:35,041 --> 01:08:37,389
But, look.
He's not breathing.
1071
01:08:37,423 --> 01:08:38,459
Do something!
1072
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,191
SAM: A dog?
1073
01:08:46,225 --> 01:08:47,468
Stuart!
1074
01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:49,677
Come on, boy!
1075
01:08:49,711 --> 01:08:52,335
What kind
of fuckin' name's Stuart?
1076
01:08:53,059 --> 01:08:54,509
We've gotta get rid of him.
1077
01:08:56,201 --> 01:08:58,099
Before Moony gets back.
1078
01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,273
Fuck!MOONY: Hiya!
1079
01:08:59,307 --> 01:09:01,689
Now. Oh, mate, you look
like shit, you know.
1080
01:09:01,723 --> 01:09:03,311
MOONY: So, the florist
was dead, dear.
1081
01:09:03,346 --> 01:09:04,623
What are you doin' here?
1082
01:09:04,657 --> 01:09:06,038
MOONY: So I went over
the road to the market.
1083
01:09:06,072 --> 01:09:07,764
You just fucked off.
1084
01:09:07,798 --> 01:09:10,180
So, we've not got
time for that now.
1085
01:09:10,215 --> 01:09:13,010
Stuart has to go walkies.
1086
01:09:13,045 --> 01:09:15,634
MOONY: You know what,
I saw this nice little
organic store
1087
01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:18,775
and it was quite cheap
so I bought some proper coffee
1088
01:09:18,809 --> 01:09:20,017
and...
1089
01:09:20,604 --> 01:09:22,365
Sam!Hiya.
1090
01:09:24,367 --> 01:09:26,921
Um... Yeah, so I got these.
1091
01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:29,337
Thought I'd brighten
the place up a bit.
1092
01:09:29,372 --> 01:09:30,821
Yo, what are you doin'?
1093
01:09:32,098 --> 01:09:33,859
Jesus, Moony!
1094
01:09:33,893 --> 01:09:36,620
Sorry. KIERAN: You know,
I keep my gear in there.
1095
01:09:36,655 --> 01:09:38,726
You know, my mum uses lemonade
with the flowers.
1096
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,210
Says they last longer.
1097
01:09:40,245 --> 01:09:42,005
[WHISPERS] You said
you wanted the address
1098
01:09:42,039 --> 01:09:43,903
for a birthday card!
1099
01:09:43,938 --> 01:09:45,457
You bad man.
1100
01:09:45,491 --> 01:09:46,492
[LAUGHS]
1101
01:09:50,669 --> 01:09:51,670
What?
1102
01:09:53,154 --> 01:09:54,155
Stuart.
1103
01:09:54,845 --> 01:09:55,846
Stuart!
1104
01:10:00,782 --> 01:10:02,336
What...
1105
01:10:03,026 --> 01:10:04,130
Shall we party?
1106
01:10:04,165 --> 01:10:05,546
What is it?
1107
01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:08,031
M-CAT.
It'll blow your mind.
1108
01:10:08,065 --> 01:10:10,206
MOONY: What've you done?
1109
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,104
Oh!
1110
01:10:12,138 --> 01:10:14,071
[SNIFFS]
1111
01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:19,732
Maybe he had a bad heart.
1112
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:22,321
He had a good heart.
1113
01:10:24,047 --> 01:10:25,738
Take Sam's uncle.
1114
01:10:26,774 --> 01:10:28,983
One day as fit
as a fiddle.
1115
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:31,468
The next, dead as a dodo.
1116
01:10:37,336 --> 01:10:39,096
You can't
just leave him there.
1117
01:10:42,652 --> 01:10:46,518
This ain't right.
He were fine this morning.
1118
01:10:46,552 --> 01:10:47,967
Well, things change.
1119
01:10:51,557 --> 01:10:52,558
I feel weird.
1120
01:10:56,873 --> 01:10:58,184
We could burn him.
1121
01:10:58,219 --> 01:10:59,289
Burn him?
1122
01:10:59,324 --> 01:11:01,291
Like a viking king.
1123
01:11:01,326 --> 01:11:02,672
I'm goin' under.
1124
01:11:03,673 --> 01:11:05,122
Do you want some water?
1125
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,436
Yeah, that's it.
1126
01:11:09,679 --> 01:11:10,680
I've got it.
1127
01:11:15,029 --> 01:11:16,893
MOONY: He's not sinkin'! Shit!
1128
01:11:16,927 --> 01:11:18,377
Ah, bollocks!
1129
01:11:22,657 --> 01:11:24,659
SAM: It might be nice
if he floats out to sea.
1130
01:11:24,694 --> 01:11:25,798
KIERAN: Stuart!
1131
01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:27,662
Come on, you
fucker, sink!
1132
01:11:27,697 --> 01:11:30,907
Ah, he could be
a danger to shippin'.
1133
01:11:30,941 --> 01:11:33,496
He's a fuckin' dog in
a canal, not an iceberg.
1134
01:11:38,121 --> 01:11:40,261
Kieran, I wanted to
ask you about Lori.
1135
01:11:41,952 --> 01:11:42,953
Not now.
1136
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:47,095
Did she say anything to you
about what she did?
1137
01:11:49,822 --> 01:11:52,342
Look. Mate,
she was fucked.
1138
01:11:53,757 --> 01:11:56,070
Always was
and always
would have been.
1139
01:11:57,899 --> 01:11:59,625
That's it.
1140
01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:01,282
Just leave it at that.
It's finished.
1141
01:12:02,801 --> 01:12:03,802
Yeah?
1142
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:22,855
MOONY: Can we get a cat?
1143
01:12:24,029 --> 01:12:25,755
What do you want
another pet for?
1144
01:12:27,204 --> 01:12:29,345
Affection. [SAM LAUGHS]
1145
01:12:30,069 --> 01:12:31,726
It's not going
anywhere, look.
1146
01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:34,729
Stuart!
1147
01:12:34,764 --> 01:12:37,353
'Course it's not going
anywhere, it's in the canal.
1148
01:12:38,975 --> 01:12:40,459
It's sinkin' now.
1149
01:12:42,599 --> 01:12:43,945
KIERAN: Proper sinkin'.
1150
01:12:49,951 --> 01:12:51,125
You're fucked.
1151
01:12:51,643 --> 01:12:53,299
Aren't you?Nah.
1152
01:12:54,991 --> 01:12:56,441
Lightweight.
1153
01:12:56,475 --> 01:12:58,581
Have another line then. I've had four!
1154
01:12:59,444 --> 01:13:00,548
Rip-off bastard.
1155
01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:04,138
Yeah, drugs only work
if you've got a soul.
1156
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:05,277
Swivel!
1157
01:13:07,452 --> 01:13:09,868
He has a problem with emotion
because of his problem.
1158
01:13:09,902 --> 01:13:11,628
Shut it!
1159
01:13:11,663 --> 01:13:14,838
I didn't say... I don't have
a fuckin' problem, all right!
1160
01:13:14,873 --> 01:13:17,703
Mate, chill. I'm sorry. That M-CAT's shit.
1161
01:13:18,566 --> 01:13:19,947
I'm gonna twat youse.
1162
01:13:20,465 --> 01:13:21,914
SAM: Outstanding!
1163
01:13:22,363 --> 01:13:23,675
Nah.
1164
01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,746
Fuck this for a game
of soldiers. Come on.
1165
01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:27,817
Where are we going? To get the prick
that sold us that
1166
01:13:27,851 --> 01:13:28,921
and kick fuck out of him.
1167
01:13:28,956 --> 01:13:31,096
No! Come on, Sam.
1168
01:13:34,824 --> 01:13:36,135
Still the coward.
1169
01:13:36,170 --> 01:13:37,205
I don't fight.
1170
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,035
Well, what the fuck
do you do, hey?
1171
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,592
[SCOFFS]
1172
01:13:44,627 --> 01:13:46,939
Sweet. I'll sort it myself.
1173
01:13:49,390 --> 01:13:50,633
Kieran!
1174
01:14:04,370 --> 01:14:06,787
SAM: I'm just comin'
down to land.
1175
01:14:06,821 --> 01:14:08,685
You spaceman.
1176
01:14:09,617 --> 01:14:11,239
Are you not off it?
1177
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:12,793
Not into it.
1178
01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:18,661
Has he always
been this angry?
1179
01:14:19,938 --> 01:14:22,285
They tried to do tests
on him a few years ago
1180
01:14:22,319 --> 01:14:23,666
to see if he was
on some sort of
1181
01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:25,944
behavior spectrum
or something.
1182
01:14:26,841 --> 01:14:28,360
And he wouldn't take 'em.
1183
01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:30,811
What do you mean?
1184
01:14:32,985 --> 01:14:34,193
He's just Kieran.
1185
01:14:38,853 --> 01:14:40,476
Did you like London then?
1186
01:14:41,753 --> 01:14:42,754
It's all right.
1187
01:14:44,031 --> 01:14:45,550
And how are things with you?
1188
01:14:46,930 --> 01:14:48,622
The same.
1189
01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:51,107
Dull, boring, food's shite.
Nothing to do.
1190
01:14:51,141 --> 01:14:55,491
Oh, please, stop. You're
making me homesick. [BOTH LAUGH]
1191
01:14:56,940 --> 01:14:59,149
You know, I'll cook
you something nice.
1192
01:15:15,821 --> 01:15:17,478
JEZ: All right, man,
how you doin'...
1193
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,273
Ah, fuck. Ow!
1194
01:15:20,481 --> 01:15:22,034
[GRUNTING]
1195
01:15:24,796 --> 01:15:27,730
[COUGHS AND GROANS]
1196
01:15:35,151 --> 01:15:36,532
Ah. Fuck.
1197
01:15:38,603 --> 01:15:40,950
MOONY: I can't believe
you've actually fixed it.
1198
01:15:43,918 --> 01:15:46,507
Cool. Should be able
to burn CDs and that now.
1199
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:50,235
I've just switched the
slave and the master.
1200
01:15:50,269 --> 01:15:53,307
You are a bloody
genius, Sam!
1201
01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:55,551
Kieran'll be well chuffed.
1202
01:15:58,243 --> 01:16:00,176
He was gonna
chuck it out.
1203
01:16:06,527 --> 01:16:09,047
Magic touch you've got
with computers, Sam.
1204
01:16:18,539 --> 01:16:20,196
Workin' all right?
1205
01:16:20,230 --> 01:16:22,957
Uh, yeah.
Seems to be.
1206
01:16:29,861 --> 01:16:31,069
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1207
01:16:32,242 --> 01:16:33,243
Fart!
1208
01:16:37,731 --> 01:16:39,560
What youse doin'?
1209
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,873
Moony found the board
so we thought we'd have a go.
1210
01:16:42,425 --> 01:16:43,426
Count me in.
1211
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:56,853
Eleven!
1212
01:16:58,993 --> 01:17:01,133
Klingon?
1213
01:17:01,168 --> 01:17:04,205
KIERAN: Yeah. SAM: Mate, you can't have it.
It's not in the dictionary.
1214
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,241
Fuck off!
1215
01:17:09,176 --> 01:17:11,419
What about kling?
1216
01:17:11,454 --> 01:17:12,455
With a K?
1217
01:17:13,249 --> 01:17:14,733
[LAUGHS]
1218
01:17:14,768 --> 01:17:17,287
Well, change my letters then. SAM: I've got one.
1219
01:17:18,841 --> 01:17:20,912
SAM: Zebu. KIERAN: Whoa! Whoa!
1220
01:17:21,982 --> 01:17:23,984
What the fuck's a zebu?
1221
01:17:25,295 --> 01:17:27,125
It's in the dictionary.
1222
01:17:27,953 --> 01:17:29,334
Zebu.
1223
01:17:29,368 --> 01:17:33,510
"Bos primigenius indicus
or Bos indicus.
1224
01:17:34,477 --> 01:17:37,031
"Sometimes
known as humped cattle.
1225
01:17:37,066 --> 01:17:40,138
"A type of domestic cattle
originating in South Asia.
1226
01:17:40,172 --> 01:17:42,968
"They're characterized
by a fatty hump
on their shoulders,
1227
01:17:43,003 --> 01:17:45,799
"drooping ears
and a large dewlap."
1228
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:49,561
Mmm, fuck off! Fuck right off,
you cheatin' bastard.
1229
01:17:49,595 --> 01:17:50,769
Give me that.
1230
01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:52,184
I've heard of it before.
1231
01:17:52,219 --> 01:17:54,600
KIERAN: When have you ever
opened a dictionary?
1232
01:17:56,637 --> 01:17:58,087
Kieran. Yeah?
1233
01:17:58,639 --> 01:17:59,744
Your nose.
1234
01:18:04,127 --> 01:18:05,439
Why's it bleedin'?
1235
01:18:06,405 --> 01:18:07,579
Fuck do I know?
1236
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:10,340
Kieran, what did
you do last night?
1237
01:18:11,169 --> 01:18:13,033
Nowt!
1238
01:18:13,067 --> 01:18:15,621
Just stop naggin'! I'm just askin'.
1239
01:18:15,656 --> 01:18:16,933
Well, fuckin' don't!
1240
01:18:16,968 --> 01:18:18,245
SAM: Oi!
1241
01:18:19,591 --> 01:18:21,386
Kieran, leave her.
Fuckin' hell!
1242
01:18:25,873 --> 01:18:28,600
You don't have to
put up with that, you know.
You can...
1243
01:18:28,634 --> 01:18:30,291
Look, just leave it.
1244
01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:33,432
It's none of your business.
1245
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:36,470
Okay. Sorry.
1246
01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:43,339
MOONY: I mean, yeah fair play.
1247
01:18:43,373 --> 01:18:45,755
But, seriously!
1248
01:18:46,618 --> 01:18:47,895
Is it any good?
1249
01:18:47,930 --> 01:18:49,414
SAM: I don't know.
Is it not?
1250
01:18:49,448 --> 01:18:51,174
MOONY: Don't ask me,
I'm thick.
1251
01:18:51,209 --> 01:18:52,313
SAM: No one's thick.
1252
01:18:52,348 --> 01:18:56,214
MOONY: Uh, yes, I am.
I am honestly one
1253
01:18:56,248 --> 01:18:58,181
of the stupidest people
you'll ever meet.
1254
01:18:58,216 --> 01:19:00,459
SAM: No! [LAUGHS]
1255
01:19:00,494 --> 01:19:04,015
Yeah. I hide it nicely
by asking questions.
1256
01:19:04,049 --> 01:19:06,224
Jesus did that
when he was a kid.
1257
01:19:07,121 --> 01:19:09,089
Jesus was thick?
1258
01:19:09,123 --> 01:19:10,884
He was a carpenter.
He did woodwork.
1259
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:12,678
All the thickos
do woodwork. [BOTH LAUGH]
1260
01:19:12,713 --> 01:19:14,888
You and Kieran.
1261
01:19:14,922 --> 01:19:17,614
You're like... Chalk and cheese?
1262
01:19:17,649 --> 01:19:19,962
My mum always used
to say he was a bad
influence on me
1263
01:19:19,996 --> 01:19:21,929
but I feel a bit
lost without him.
1264
01:19:21,964 --> 01:19:23,586
We've grown up together.
1265
01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:26,071
We've known each other
since we were five.
1266
01:19:27,003 --> 01:19:28,936
And he's always
stuck up for me.
1267
01:19:28,971 --> 01:19:31,387
Well, move to London.
1268
01:19:31,421 --> 01:19:33,147
Me? Nah.
1269
01:19:34,079 --> 01:19:36,219
You can have the spare room.
1270
01:19:36,254 --> 01:19:38,774
Go on. It'll be nice
to have someone to talk to.
1271
01:19:41,431 --> 01:19:43,848
I'm not goin'
anywhere just yet.
1272
01:19:44,607 --> 01:19:45,608
All right.
1273
01:19:48,024 --> 01:19:49,992
MOONY: Thank you. Thanks.
1274
01:19:52,132 --> 01:19:54,065
[MOONY LAUGHS]
1275
01:19:54,099 --> 01:19:57,068
Madness. I know.
1276
01:19:57,102 --> 01:19:58,966
It's granite!
1277
01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:00,692
Would you use it though?
1278
01:20:00,726 --> 01:20:02,452
Does the pope shit
in the woods?
1279
01:20:02,487 --> 01:20:04,316
Only if he's desperate. [LAUGHS]
1280
01:20:04,351 --> 01:20:05,801
Excuse me, mate.
1281
01:20:05,835 --> 01:20:07,803
Cheers. Thank you.
1282
01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:09,356
Tell you what
we haven't got yet.
1283
01:20:09,390 --> 01:20:11,220
What? Wood pigeon.
1284
01:20:11,254 --> 01:20:13,532
Yeah, come on then. Go on.
1285
01:20:18,641 --> 01:20:20,954
[MOONY LAUGHS]
1286
01:20:23,232 --> 01:20:24,750
MOONY: Nearly.
1287
01:20:27,132 --> 01:20:29,031
Do you see that?
1288
01:20:29,997 --> 01:20:31,688
Just round the corner.
1289
01:20:31,723 --> 01:20:33,311
That's Saint Paul's.
1290
01:20:34,139 --> 01:20:35,140
SAM: Oh, yeah.
1291
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:36,866
Lovely.
1292
01:20:37,453 --> 01:20:38,972
[LAUGHS] Shut up!
1293
01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:40,007
What?
1294
01:20:41,975 --> 01:20:45,702
It's just I've never...
Never heard a man
say that before.
1295
01:20:45,737 --> 01:20:48,705
No, sorry.
Fuckin' mint, mate!
1296
01:20:49,914 --> 01:20:51,260
[MOONY LAUGHS]
1297
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,404
I don't love him.
1298
01:20:58,439 --> 01:20:59,958
Ah, I'm sorry.
1299
01:21:00,407 --> 01:21:01,857
Leave then.
1300
01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:11,176
SAM: Oh.
1301
01:21:11,728 --> 01:21:12,868
Yep.
1302
01:21:16,112 --> 01:21:18,804
He was supposed to
have one as well,
you know, like a pact.
1303
01:21:18,839 --> 01:21:21,911
But, uh, he changed
his mind when he saw mine.
1304
01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:24,845
What do you see in him?
1305
01:21:27,952 --> 01:21:29,470
Sex is good.
1306
01:21:31,403 --> 01:21:33,233
Look, I don't want
your sympathy.
1307
01:21:33,267 --> 01:21:35,131
No, I'm not...
1308
01:21:35,166 --> 01:21:37,651
Just... Don't. What?
1309
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:41,310
Get involved.
1310
01:21:43,001 --> 01:21:44,209
Right.
1311
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,149
Phew. I'm boilin'.
1312
01:22:09,441 --> 01:22:10,926
What time's your train?
1313
01:22:11,754 --> 01:22:13,031
Quarter past 8:00.
1314
01:22:18,692 --> 01:22:20,176
Have you texted him?
1315
01:22:20,211 --> 01:22:23,007
Yep, and rang. It's going
straight to voicemail.
1316
01:22:30,221 --> 01:22:32,016
This is unbelievable.
1317
01:22:32,671 --> 01:22:34,018
I know.
1318
01:22:34,811 --> 01:22:35,985
Honestly I never knew
1319
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:37,953
you could cook
like this, you know.
1320
01:22:37,987 --> 01:22:39,989
What? 'Cause I is fick!
1321
01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:42,681
Yeah. [BOTH LAUGH]
1322
01:22:43,544 --> 01:22:45,891
No, I don't know.
1323
01:22:45,926 --> 01:22:48,653
When I'm cookin'
it's just like I get possessed
1324
01:22:48,687 --> 01:22:51,242
by some sort of spirit
of cleverness.
1325
01:22:51,276 --> 01:22:53,278
No, seriously though.
Have you thought about, like,
1326
01:22:53,313 --> 01:22:55,418
catering college or something?
1327
01:22:58,456 --> 01:23:00,044
Maybe.
1328
01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:03,219
Cheers, anyway.
1329
01:23:05,635 --> 01:23:06,636
Yeah.
1330
01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:09,018
Fuck him!
1331
01:23:09,053 --> 01:23:10,157
Cheers!
1332
01:23:11,503 --> 01:23:13,816
Cauliflower? MOONY: No.
1333
01:23:13,850 --> 01:23:15,162
Parsnip?
1334
01:23:15,197 --> 01:23:16,577
Onion?
1335
01:23:16,612 --> 01:23:19,201
Nope. Ah, it doesn't work when
there's just one guesser.
1336
01:23:19,235 --> 01:23:22,135
[LAUGHS] Shut up
and guess, will ya!
1337
01:23:22,169 --> 01:23:24,033
More vegetables!
1338
01:23:24,068 --> 01:23:25,414
Okay! Um... Fennel?
1339
01:23:25,448 --> 01:23:26,553
MOONY: What?
1340
01:23:26,587 --> 01:23:29,349
Um, turnip. Um, bok choi?
1341
01:23:29,383 --> 01:23:32,524
[BLOWS RASPBERRRY]
A normal vegetable!
1342
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,354
Mushroom?
1343
01:23:34,388 --> 01:23:37,874
Mushrooms are fungus,
you idiot! [LAUGHS]
1344
01:23:37,909 --> 01:23:41,257
Ah! Get off me!
Get off me. No.
1345
01:23:43,501 --> 01:23:44,916
What's funny?
1346
01:23:46,193 --> 01:23:48,299
MOONY: Just... Playin' a game.
1347
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,302
KIERAN: Oh, are you?
1348
01:23:51,336 --> 01:23:54,443
Cozy little
dinner party, eh? MOONY: Yeah!
1349
01:23:54,477 --> 01:23:56,790
Which you were
meant to be at. Bullshit!
1350
01:23:59,310 --> 01:24:01,760
Sam was just leavin'. Good.
1351
01:24:03,693 --> 01:24:05,902
Mate, she made
a crackin' meal
for the three of us.
1352
01:24:05,937 --> 01:24:08,112
Yeah, I'm sure she did.
1353
01:24:08,146 --> 01:24:10,217
But Samuel, this is none
of your business, is it?
1354
01:24:10,252 --> 01:24:11,425
Actually!
1355
01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:13,255
We were playing
the categories game
1356
01:24:13,289 --> 01:24:15,602
before somebody
rudely interrupted.
1357
01:24:16,741 --> 01:24:17,742
What?
1358
01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:19,433
Categories?
1359
01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:22,402
Think of a vegetable.
1360
01:24:24,990 --> 01:24:25,991
What?
1361
01:24:28,339 --> 01:24:29,374
Think
1362
01:24:30,479 --> 01:24:33,447
of a vegetable.
1363
01:24:35,139 --> 01:24:36,105
You!
1364
01:24:40,005 --> 01:24:41,041
Ow!
1365
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,663
Kieran! Don't!
1366
01:24:42,698 --> 01:24:45,114
Ah! Get off me! No!
1367
01:24:45,149 --> 01:24:47,737
SAM: Kieran, just fuckin'
leave her, mate!
1368
01:24:47,772 --> 01:24:49,394
Get off me!
Get off me!
1369
01:24:50,533 --> 01:24:51,810
KIERAN: Shush!
1370
01:24:52,363 --> 01:24:54,089
[SLAPPING, THUDDING]
1371
01:24:54,710 --> 01:24:55,987
[MOONY GRUNTING]
1372
01:24:56,021 --> 01:24:57,022
Kieran!
1373
01:24:58,783 --> 01:25:00,440
Captain.
1374
01:25:00,474 --> 01:25:02,269
She's comin' with me.
1375
01:25:02,304 --> 01:25:04,616
You what? She's comin' with me.
1376
01:25:04,651 --> 01:25:06,584
Do one. I'm not leavin' without her.
1377
01:25:06,618 --> 01:25:09,000
I said do one! She's comin' with me!
1378
01:25:09,034 --> 01:25:10,967
Fuckin' do one!
1379
01:25:12,659 --> 01:25:14,695
What does Moony wanna do?
1380
01:25:19,355 --> 01:25:22,186
Just go. Why? Come with me!
1381
01:25:26,845 --> 01:25:28,364
Don't want to.
1382
01:27:24,308 --> 01:27:27,207
I'll have the un-special
breakfast please, Geoffrey.
1383
01:28:31,616 --> 01:28:33,618
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
1384
01:28:39,452 --> 01:28:40,729
So...
1385
01:28:40,763 --> 01:28:42,351
We're not friends anymore?
1386
01:28:42,386 --> 01:28:43,697
Rose, how are ya?
1387
01:28:43,732 --> 01:28:47,356
I've requested your
friendship online 17 times!
1388
01:28:47,391 --> 01:28:50,083
Really? I've had no Roses.
1389
01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:52,534
I don't use my own name.
I'm not an idiot.
1390
01:28:53,155 --> 01:28:54,950
What name do you use?
1391
01:28:54,984 --> 01:28:56,158
Francis Leghorn.
1392
01:28:57,193 --> 01:28:59,575
See you've got your new
fellow over there.
1393
01:28:59,610 --> 01:29:01,957
Oh, no, no, no.
That's... That's Lawrence.
1394
01:29:02,785 --> 01:29:04,373
Hello, Lawrence.
1395
01:29:04,408 --> 01:29:05,926
My brother.
1396
01:29:05,961 --> 01:29:07,238
He seems nice.
1397
01:29:07,272 --> 01:29:08,412
He's a pain
in the ass, actually.
1398
01:29:08,446 --> 01:29:09,861
Hasn't changed a bit!
1399
01:29:13,037 --> 01:29:14,245
You've cheered up.
1400
01:29:15,108 --> 01:29:16,178
Have I?
1401
01:29:16,212 --> 01:29:18,422
You've got
to stop being normal.
1402
01:29:19,215 --> 01:29:21,148
That's the secret of life.
1403
01:29:21,804 --> 01:29:22,909
Cut loose, eh?
1404
01:29:23,944 --> 01:29:25,739
Yeah. Thanks!
1405
01:29:51,489 --> 01:29:52,870
[GRUNTING]
1406
01:29:52,904 --> 01:29:54,561
Come on.
1407
01:29:54,596 --> 01:29:56,908
Ah!
1408
01:29:57,461 --> 01:29:58,772
[EXHALES]
1409
01:30:13,615 --> 01:30:15,030
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
1410
01:30:23,556 --> 01:30:25,765
You all right?Yeah!
1411
01:30:31,909 --> 01:30:33,635
So we're all right?Yeah.
1412
01:30:45,267 --> 01:30:47,165
You look dead nice.
1413
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:48,339
No, I don't!
1414
01:31:06,081 --> 01:31:09,222
Better? Yeah, I am now.
1415
01:31:09,256 --> 01:31:12,674
I couldn't talk before.
I mean, I could talk.
1416
01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:15,435
I could... I could speak
but I couldn't speak then.
1417
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,920
Do you know what I mean,
what I'm talking about?
1418
01:31:21,855 --> 01:31:23,478
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
1419
01:31:36,042 --> 01:31:38,665
You know,
he won't leave us alone.
1420
01:31:42,393 --> 01:31:44,050
Fuckin' hell!
1421
01:32:16,254 --> 01:32:17,428
KIERAN: Yo!
1422
01:32:20,293 --> 01:32:21,328
Oi, Captain!
1423
01:32:27,162 --> 01:32:28,163
Hiya.
1424
01:32:29,302 --> 01:32:30,441
You back then?
1425
01:32:31,476 --> 01:32:32,477
Yeah.
1426
01:32:33,133 --> 01:32:34,134
Good, eh?
1427
01:32:39,277 --> 01:32:41,038
So, where is she? Who?
1428
01:32:42,211 --> 01:32:43,212
Moony.
1429
01:32:45,421 --> 01:32:46,526
We, um...
1430
01:32:51,462 --> 01:32:52,843
I thought she'd
be back here.
1431
01:32:54,016 --> 01:32:55,017
I don't know.
1432
01:32:58,124 --> 01:32:59,539
Fuckin' women, eh?
1433
01:33:03,439 --> 01:33:06,442
So... So...
1434
01:33:06,477 --> 01:33:08,065
I've got things
to do, Kieran.
1435
01:33:10,515 --> 01:33:12,103
You and her?
1436
01:33:12,725 --> 01:33:14,485
I know something went on.
1437
01:33:15,831 --> 01:33:17,488
It's all right.Is it?
1438
01:33:18,351 --> 01:33:19,352
Yeah!
1439
01:33:20,802 --> 01:33:22,562
You've got a thing
for her, haven't ya?
1440
01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:25,082
I think she can do
a lot better than you.
1441
01:33:27,567 --> 01:33:28,706
Check that sky.
1442
01:33:30,881 --> 01:33:32,330
It's a good fishing day.
1443
01:33:33,538 --> 01:33:34,954
We need some ragworms.
1444
01:33:36,265 --> 01:33:38,578
I'll meet you
here later, yeah?
1445
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:41,029
I don't care, Kieran.
Just leave me alone.
1446
01:33:42,824 --> 01:33:44,619
[SCOFFS]
1447
01:33:45,827 --> 01:33:48,001
In a way, it's kinda weird.
1448
01:33:48,657 --> 01:33:50,866
The way it all worked out.
1449
01:33:50,901 --> 01:33:52,523
You know, the Lori business.
1450
01:33:53,904 --> 01:33:55,768
You hardly knew her.
1451
01:33:55,802 --> 01:33:57,804
I knew her better
than I know you.
1452
01:33:58,736 --> 01:34:00,842
Stuff's changed.
Move on, yeah.
1453
01:34:02,084 --> 01:34:04,086
Oh, right!
1454
01:34:05,709 --> 01:34:07,780
'Cause I guess...
1455
01:34:07,814 --> 01:34:10,092
We're quite even then, yeah?
1456
01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:13,889
Are we?
1457
01:34:15,235 --> 01:34:16,236
Yeah.
1458
01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:19,067
I mean...
1459
01:34:20,482 --> 01:34:22,795
You fucked my girlfriend,
1460
01:34:23,347 --> 01:34:25,211
I fucked yours.
1461
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:30,423
Yeah. Me and Lori.
1462
01:34:31,631 --> 01:34:33,322
When you went to the funeral.
1463
01:34:36,187 --> 01:34:39,225
Funny thing was, Sam,
1464
01:34:39,259 --> 01:34:43,056
she actually fuckin'
begged me to fuck her.
1465
01:34:45,818 --> 01:34:47,992
Don't know what you
were doing wrong.
1466
01:34:50,512 --> 01:34:51,893
No, you're lying.
1467
01:34:52,617 --> 01:34:53,964
You're lying.
1468
01:34:53,998 --> 01:34:55,517
I'm not.
1469
01:34:55,551 --> 01:34:57,312
[SCREAMS]
1470
01:34:57,346 --> 01:34:58,865
Fuck, man!
1471
01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:00,177
Liar!
1472
01:35:00,211 --> 01:35:01,454
[GRUNTING]
1473
01:35:03,939 --> 01:35:05,113
Get up, you prick!
1474
01:35:05,147 --> 01:35:06,597
Get off me!
Get off! Ah!
1475
01:35:07,253 --> 01:35:08,530
Come on!
1476
01:35:08,564 --> 01:35:09,634
Get off me, you dick!
1477
01:35:09,669 --> 01:35:10,877
[GROWLS] I said get up!
1478
01:35:10,912 --> 01:35:12,189
[GROANS]
1479
01:35:12,223 --> 01:35:14,018
Fuck off!
1480
01:35:14,053 --> 01:35:15,330
[SCREAMING]
1481
01:35:16,572 --> 01:35:17,573
[GRUNTING]
1482
01:35:32,174 --> 01:35:33,175
Fuck, man.
1483
01:35:41,805 --> 01:35:44,014
[SCREAMING] [BONES CRUNCHING]
1484
01:35:47,362 --> 01:35:49,295
You're pathetic!
[SPITS]
1485
01:35:49,329 --> 01:35:50,917
Fuckin' drown!
1486
01:35:53,644 --> 01:35:55,819
Sam, don't fuckin'
leave me.
1487
01:35:57,717 --> 01:35:58,822
Sam!
1488
01:36:05,414 --> 01:36:06,830
Sam!
1489
01:36:08,832 --> 01:36:10,281
Come back!
1490
01:37:00,435 --> 01:37:02,161
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1491
01:37:34,814 --> 01:37:35,919
Sam?
1492
01:37:46,136 --> 01:37:47,309
[CHAIRS CLATTERING]
1493
01:37:57,457 --> 01:37:59,356
[SAM SCREAMS]
1494
01:38:27,315 --> 01:38:29,144
Your drink's going cold.
1495
01:38:34,425 --> 01:38:35,564
What?
1496
01:38:35,599 --> 01:38:37,359
Your drink's going cold.
1497
01:38:41,674 --> 01:38:42,882
What is it?
1498
01:38:44,746 --> 01:38:45,885
Hot chocolate.
1499
01:38:51,718 --> 01:38:52,719
With cream.
1500
01:38:54,238 --> 01:38:55,550
What kinda cream?
1501
01:38:57,621 --> 01:38:58,622
Squirty cream.
1502
01:39:04,248 --> 01:39:05,249
Come on.
1503
01:39:14,707 --> 01:39:15,639
Thanks.
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