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Previously on "One Tree Hill.."

Of course, you know who scored the most

points against the Cavaliers.

I'm looking to top that this week.

No, you won't.

- 'Your brother still dealing?' - Why?

'Cause I need to tear it up against Cove City.

Guess who I went out with last night. I'll tell you, Lucas.

- Define, "went out." - We met at a bar.

- 'Lucas Scott?' - 'Yep.'

You didn't tell me he was such a good kisser.

- Okay, I got them. - You sure about this?

Have you met my dad?

How are things going with you and Nathan?

Not so great. I don't know what he wants us to be.

Are we hanging out? Is it for sex? Because if it is..

If it is, what?

That's not enough for me.

What? Are you-are you a virgin?

Yeah.

'The early results tell me that your son'

'is going to be fine, physically.'

'That's great.'

But they also tell me

he's taking some amphetamine.

- 'You're overreacting.' - 'Oh, overreacting?'

That my son nearly died

and my husband didn't see fit call?

If you weren't out helping your little friend Karen

and her cafe you might have been there for him like I was.

I want you out of this house.

Or so help me God, I will stab you in your sleep.

'I promised myself that if I could just get up'

walk over to you

that I would tell you how much I need you.

When you said you wanted to be with me, I got scared.

- And I pushed you away, but.. - Peyton..

The truth is I want all the same things

that you want, I do.

And I want them with you.

Okay, superstar, you ready to score?

♪ I don't want to be anything ♪

♪ Other than what I 've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do is think of me ♪

♪ And I have peace of mind ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything ♪

♪ Other than what I 've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do is think of me ♪

♪ And I have peace of mind ♪

♪ I 'm tired of looking 'round ♪

♪ Wondering what I gotta do ♪

♪ Or who I 'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything ♪

♪ Other than me ♪♪

♪ Keeping up appearances ♪

♪ Keeping up with the Jones' ♪

♪ Fooling my selfish heart ♪

♪ Going through the motions ♪

♪ But I'm fooling myself ♪

♪ I'm fooling myself ♪

♪ 'Cause you say you love me ♪

♪ And then you do it again ♪♪

Oh, you look like hell.

I didn't get much sleep.

Now, why's that? What's up?

You ever had a tough decision to make

and wondered if you made the right choice?

Now, what kind of choice you talking about?

Uhh..

Morning, boyfriend.

- Again.. - Mm. Thank you.

I think you're good.

Keith, Brooke.

Brooke, my Uncle Keith.

- Uhm. - Hi.

Hi.

We've gotta get out of here, alright?

Yeah, okay. Oh, um, don't forget, your mom's calling

from Italy at 6:00 p.m. sharp.

Oh, right. I'll be here, promise.

Okay.

♪ A-yo la-da-dayo ♪

Uhm, so, if my parents come home

I'm gonna act like I have amnesia, so don't freak out

if I pretend not to know you.

Look, I think I should get back to the madness.

But, hey, if I could

I'd stay like this all day.

Okay.

'Nathan..'

About last night..

Hey..

Look it's not about sex with me, okay?

When you're ready..

...I'll be, too.

♪ But if you're ready to be my everything ♪

♪ If you're ready to see it through this time ♪

♪ And if you're ready for love then ♪

♪ This I will bring ♪

♪ But I'm not gonna wait for you forever this time ♪

Special delivery for Mrs. Dan Scott.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to apologize for last night.

We were both spent.

We both said things we regret, at least I know I did.

- Dan.. - These are for you.

And...I made a reservation at Chatley Resort.

Remember the view?

Dan, uh, if you're in the mood to mend fences

start by devoting a weekend to your son.

'One without your inflated expectations of him.'

If you hadn't noticed, the only quality time

you spent with him lately was in an emergency room.

You figure out how to make sure that never happens again

and then maybe you and I can talk.

It's not that hard.

Peyton and I just don't make sense as a couple.

She said so herself.

And then took it back.

Now, what are you, her lawyer?

I'm just...look, I've seen Peyton really try

to make an effort to turn things around.

It just sucks that she got bit the first time

she reached out to somebody, you know.

Haley, I 'm not the bad guy here.

Okay? Peyton's just too...hard.

Unlike Brooke, who I understand is nice and easy.

Excuse me. She makes me laugh.

She's honest. She's not afraid to be herself.

Okay. Plus, she's not covered head to toe in issues.

What's so bad about that?

Nothing. Nothing. If you're happy, I'm happy.

Are you?

Happy?

Yeah.

I hope you're right.

Hey.

I've been two-waying you all day. Where have you been?

Nowhere really.

I wanted to talk to you about Lucas.

You left so quick the other night.

What was that all about?

Did he tell you what happened?

We didn't really do much talking after you left

if you know what I mean.

I was just returning a cd I borrowed.

- Late night? - Yeah.

Who's the girl?

You don't know her.

Come on, man. We're gonna be late for practice.

Nice to see you vertical.

How you feeling?

Same as always.

What's this all about?

Seems to me..

...we've lost track of what this game

is supposed to be about.

Myself included.

Now, I want you to take this time..

...to think about why we're really out there.

Until then..

...no practice.

- This sucks. - Speak for yourself.

Whitey just did me a favor.

Yeah..

Me, too.

Peyton.

What?

Look, about last night... I feel really bad about--

Can we not relive it, please?

I'd...I'd had this really weird, long day and I just..

...probably wasn't making any sense.

No, you were.

But I had no idea you were coming over last night.

You know, and Brooke and I, we just--

Make a really good couple.

I'm happy for you.

You're a good guy, Luke..

...and she's my best friend.

'My business seems to have dropped off lately.'

I'm beginning to take it personally.

Oh, don't. No, it's the university.

They're on a break. It'll pick up soon.

Oh.

You know, Karen actually always thought that we should do

live entertainment to bring people in.

Like, um, like an open mic night.

Hmm. Oh. That's a great idea.

- You think? - Yeah, absolutely.

Uh, but let me run it by Lucas first.

You know, make sure he's okay with the idea.

Yeah. Or I could-I could talk to him.

I mean, he hasn't popped in much lately.

Uh, yeah, yeah. I've noticed.

And now that's one of the reasons

I want to talk to him myself.

Okay.

Well, if you have this ghost town under control

then I 've got a study session with Nathan.

Haley..

...I'm glad you're seeing Nathan.

He's lucky to have someone like you.

Thanks.

Bye.

♪ I'm gonna live on a mountain ♪

♪ Way down under in Australia ♪

♪ It's either that or suicide.. ♪

What are you doing?

Documenting.

A day without cheer. Hour one.

There's something wrong with this picture, though.

Oh, I know what it is. I'm not in it.

Come here.

Would you please draw your freaky drawings later?

There is no basketball.

We're young, we're gorgeous..

We have all this free time.

So let's go do something fun.

What about Lucas? I'm sure he'd be up for some fun.

Probably some polaroid's, too.

Lucas..

...the monkey in the room.

Elephant.

Whatever.

Look, I came to make sure there's no weirdness about that.

You're my best friend and I would never

cut you out for a guy.

Okay, no matter who he is..

...or how happy he makes me.

Brooke, I'm cool with you and Lucas.

- Sure? - Yeah.

I just...I just want to draw for a little bit.

How about a rain check?

Count on it.

Hos over bros.

I am gonna borrow this, though..

...in case he's feeling frisky.

Thanks.

♪ Round ♪

♪ Round out of my head ♪♪

Tell me I heard this wrong.

It's called knocking.

You did not just cancel practice.

You ever play the ponies, Danny?

What do you think of Whirlybird in the third?

You think that's a win place, or show?

Have you completely lost it? You have a perfect season.

You see that sign in the gym?

It's got my name on it.

Means I call the shots.

The game's not fun anymore, Danny.

Somewhere along the way, we've strayed off the path.

You're supposed to be their coach.

'A leader.'

That is something we agree on.

We've driven him too hard, Danny.

What are you talking about?

Dehydration.

We both know it's more than that.

So, now you're a doctor?

I've taken steps to ease the pressure.

I think you'd be well advised

to take a couple of days and do the same.

Hit the lights on the way out, would you?

Hey, how you feeling, son?

Okay.

What's my bag doing here?

Oh, I packed some things for you.

Dad, I 'm not gonna move to the beach house.

You're not gonna have to. We'll work this out.

Well, then, what's this?

You and I are going away for the weekend.

Are you kidding?

I already cleared it with your mom, got your golf clubs

in the back of the car. We've got a 9:00 a.m. tee time.

Dad, you can't just spring things on me like this. Alright?

I have plans this weekend.

I know you do...with me.

- Right here. Right here. - Yeah. Way up.

Ho, ho, ho. Say it ain't so.

Fergie and Skills take it 15-13.

Guy's got his own personal cheering squad now?

How do you know she's not cheering for me?

- Ha. - Trust me, dog.

She ain't cheering for you, man.

- 'Hey babe.' - 'Hey, Luke.'

So, that mean we gonna get to see a lil' bit more of you.

I mean, y'know, since you've got some time on your hands, right?

Not if I have anything to say about it, boys.

See, that is whacked dog.

We win the game and he get the girl.

Lucas?

Oh, hey, um..

I'm not playing hooky from your mom's cafe.

I just, um, ran out of coffee filters.

Okay.

See you later.

I'm-I'm glad we bumped into each other.

Uh, Haley and I were talking

and we thought it might be fun to start up

some live entertainment at the cafe.

- Great. - Are you sure?

Because, um, if you think it's a decision

your mom should be making, I understand.

No, it's-it's a great idea.

It's good. Good.

- Good. - Yeah.

Uh, Lucas, are you alright?

- Yeah. - Hey.

Don't you think it makes more sense to buy in bulk?

Plus, for dessert.

Oh!

Hi, Mrs. Scott.

Hi.

Um..

...excuse me.

Of all the things to stick in my mouth

it had to be my foot.

Lucas, come on. Hold up.

Did you see the look on her face?

Yeah. Total "Judge Judy".

Which is completely ridiculous, considering who her son is.

She's friends with my mom.

Right.

Forgot about that one.

Well...your mom's in Europe for the next month.

So what are the odds she remembers this?

Whipped cream and condoms.

Are you and mom getting a divorce?

Why? What'd she tell you?

She kicked you out of the house, right?

It's usually the first step.

Don't worry. Things will be back to normal in no time.

No, dad. Mom doesn't want things to be back to normal.

She wants them to be better.

Listen to me, Nathan, you have a great life

a beautiful home and a basketball pedigree

any kid would die for.

Yeah, I know.

I almost did. Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, just marveling

at my lack of artistic ability.

How's the amazing race?

Well, it's about as well as can be expected.

I wish you were here.

We're doing this open mic thing at the cafe tomorrow.

So, I'm gone for two hours and you go all Hollywood on me?

'Yeah, that's me, glamour girl.'

Hey, you wanna say hi to your mom?

No. Uh, it's bad timing.

Look, let me give you a call back, alright?

Bye.

How's he doing?

Well, there was no gunplay or screaming

so I 'm assuming pretty well.

- He said to say hi. - Hmm.

Haley, these, uh, these, um, flyers--

Suck? Yeah. Uh-huh. I know. I know.

I'm trying everything.

Hang on.

Hi, Keith. Bye, Keith.

Nice talking to you, too.

Hey. Oh, I'm glad you're here.

Yeah, I heard you could use the business.

Uh, yeah, that too.

So, uh, let me guess..

...Dan did something.

Of course.

Um, but actually, this is about Lucas.

I saw him at the grocery store today.

He was...with a girl.

Ah, yeah. That's, uh, Brooke.

He's been spending a lot of time with her.

Can't say I blame him.

Uh, they were buying condoms.

Right.

Mm...um.

I guess you could take comfort

in the fact that he's being safe.

But, you know, mistakes happen.

I'm a walking poster child for it.

Oh, boy.

Karen 's calling tonight. What am I gonna tell her?

'You know, besides the fact that I want'

what's best for Lucas, I just...

I don't want to let her down.

Well, then don't.

She's 3,000 miles away.

She trusts you to handle this.

I could always lock him in the cellar.

I was going to suggest talking to him.

Or that.

Oh, hey.

- Hey. - I need your help.

Don't worry, it doesn't involve orphans or Nathan

or any major commitment of any kind.

What does it involve?

Your artistic ability.

- Oh, give.. - I know.

'Can you fix it?'

Yeah, I can burn them.

Can you come up with a design that doesn't suck?

- When do you need them by? - Tomorrow afternoon.

- Okay. - Oh.

Thank you. You're the best.

I take back everything I said about you before we met.

- 'Welcome back, Mr. Scott.' - Thank you.

Your room is all ready. And your wife?

Uh, actually, there's been a change of plans.

It's a guys weekend. This is my son, Nathan.

Oh, well, the suite that you requested has a king-size.

Shall I check for a double room?

I'd hate to give up the view.

Um...I'll tell you what.

Why don't you bring up a cot?

Very good.

Dad, are you kidding me?

This was supposed to be a weekend for you and mom?

Well, it didn't work out that way, did it?

So this whole father-son thing, this is just plan B?

What difference does it make how or why we got here?

The point is we're here and we're gonna have a good time.

It's Haley.

She's got you on a short leash.

Yeah.

- Hey! It's Haley. - Yeah, I know.

Look, it's not a good time right now, alright.

- Oh, sorry. I just-- - 'I'll call you back.'

Nice work.

Shall I send up your bags?

I have some golf clubs in the back of the car, too.

Taking my son to school on the links tomorrow.

They'll be waiting for you on the tee in the morning.

Perfect.

Hi, Uncle Keith.

Brooke.

'Could you maybe, uh, pick this up some other time?'

I'd like to have a word with Luke.

- Okay. - Keith.

Say good night, Luke.

I'll...call you later.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

It's funny. I was just about to ask you the same thing.

I get it.

This is about Deb, right?

No, this is, uh, about you..

...and some incredibly bad judgment.

And I think you should remember Deb's the one

who's keeping your mother's business alive while she's gone.

Yes, but it doesn't give her the right to butt in. Alright?

I mean, look at Nathan.

That guy gets away with ten times the crap I do.

Well, you're not Nathan.

And...you know, that's not the point.

I mean, what is this?

you couldn't even be home for your mother's

phone call tonight?

I forgot.

What'd you tell her?

I told her that you missed her and that you loved her.

And that you were at the library studying.

You know...

...the Luke Scott that I know

is better than this.

Look, and the Keith Scott I know is not my mother. Alright?

He's not even her boyfriend.

So this really isn't your business.

Well, that's where you're wrong.

'Cause while I 'm here, it is my business.

You know, you might want to take

a long, hard look in the mirror.

And see if the guy staring back at you

is the kind of person that you want to be.

Well, what do you know?

You actually hit the fairway this time.

Watch and learn.

Ooh, so pretty.

My ball cleared yours on the fly.

'Maybe you wanna hit from the ladies tee next time.'

Want to drive?

I just did.

X, Cat Power..

Cheap Trick. You're all over the place.

I kind of got a lot of moods.

Alright...finished.

Oh, this is great. Thank you!

No problem.

'Hello, best friend, pick up the phone.'

'And don't pretend that you're not there'

'because I can see you on your'

"cry for help" webcam.'

Webcam?

- This.. - 'Hi to you, too, tutor girl.'

Hold on just...one second.

Hello? Um..

Look, I 'm busy. I promised I would do something.

Okay...yeah, I'll call you tonight.

Bye.

Do you need help with those?

Oh, no. You don't have to do that.

No, yeah, I do.

I mean, if you want help.

Yes, I would love help. Yeah, come on.

- Hey. - Hey.

I was just on my way down to the River Court.

Man, I thought you'd might wanna shoot around.

Yeah, kind of feels weird not having Saturday practice, right?

I never thought I 'd miss it.

Yeah, I, uh, appreciate it

but I-I kind of gotta stay by the house today.

What, you grounded?

No. No, not exactly.

Sick?

Alright, cool. You know what?

You don't wanna hang out with me, then it's cool. Alright?

See you later, man.

Luke.

Come on in.

Hey.

So, this is Jenny.

- Is she.. - Yeah. Yeah.

She's all mine.

Wow. That is unbelievable.

'How old is she?'

She's six months..

...nine days, and a couple of hours.

Who's the mother?

Uh..

That's...that's a long story.

But let's just say she's out of the picture.

So you're raising her all by yourself?

Well, my parents, they work nights and they help out a lot.

Between the three of us, we're handling it.

That explains a lot about you, man.

Hmm.

But, um, why keep her a secret?

Oh, come on. You know how people are.

Yeah, but..

If you treat this like it's something to be ashamed of..

...your daughter will carry that around with her

for the rest of her life.

No, I 'm not-I'm not ashamed of her.

I'm just trying to protect her.

You know, my mom did the same thing.

When I found out the truth about who I was..

...there was a part of me that thought that maybe..

...she kept it a secret because she was ashamed of me.

'Trust me, man.'

You don't wanna hide this.

Are you gonna come?

I don't know.

I want to I just kind of..

Oh, Brooke and Lucas.

He told me about the other night.

It's my own fault.

I blew it.

Sorry.

The worst part is, though, Brooke is my best friend.

You know, and she just doesn't have any idea

how much this is killing me.

I don't know what kind of karmic monster

I was in a past life.

Probably one of those sirens

that lured in sailors and then killed them on the rocks.

Look, between you and me

I-I really don't see Lucas and Brooke

as like, an epic romance, okay.

But, I mean, he did ask me to give them a chance.

So I kind of owe him that, you know.

Well, what do you think I should do?

Same thing.

Never up, never in, Nathan.

You really fell apart on the back nine.

Think you told me that a few times already, dad.

Well, it was a nice try.

Well, you sink this one, you might actually break 100.

Alright, focus.

Square your shoulders.

Loose grip. Line it up.

Good.

Whoa! What the hell are you doing?

Never up, never in. Right, dad?

Hey, watch it!

You know what, this whole thing is just another chance

for you to pick me apart

and show me how much better you are.

Well, there you go, dad. You just kicked my ass.

Congratulations. It was great, really.

Don't make a scene.

You know what?

I almost killed myself for you, you know that?

What are you talking about?

Drugs, dad. I took drugs for you.

No. My son would never take drugs.

Your son.

It's all about you, isn't it, dad?

You know why mom kicked you out?

'Cause you're a bully.

You don't give a damn about anything

other than your own ego.

- Will you keep your voice down? - No!

You know, what you should do? You should give mom her divorce.

So, do her a favor, and give mom a divorce.

She's never gonna be happy with you, dad.

Nobody is.

You always were a sorry paperboy.

Whenever you did manage to drag your butt out of bed

I'd get the paper either through a broken window

or on a working sprinkler head.

Well, maybe if you tipped at holidays

it would've been a different story.

Pure extortion.

So...are you here to warn me

about the town lynching?

No firm date has been set yet, far as I know.

Taking a little hiatus, huh?

Extreme times call for extreme measures.

Oh, yeah. That's, um..

That's kind of why I 'm here.

I need some advice.

More trouble with Nathan?

Uh, it's Lucas.

I'm worried he's taking some wrong turns

and I think I might be part of the problem.

How's that?

Well..

...I'm not exactly a shining example of good choices.

Well..

...you could take a page out of my book

and...step back.

That's your advice? Just...do nothing?

Or you could emulate your brother

and, uh, smother the kid with your own shortcomings.

Now, I've coached 35 teams.

Some of them, I've coddled.

Some of them I've yelled at.

But each player has to find his own game.

Don't worry about Lucas.

He's a good kid.

He'll find his way back to the main road.

- Hey. - Hi.

You're Gavin DeGraw.

Oh, yeah, that's me.

Are you playing in town?

Yeah, we're doing a gig at Carolina, and an interview.

Oh, wow. Uhm, okay, not to be presumptuous or anything

but you wouldn't be interested in playing a smaller space.

Like a much, much smaller space?

There's this thing across the street tonight.

Open mic night. I know that's way beneath you.

But I would score so many major cool points

if you would just come and play a couple songs.

I'll stop now.

Um, what's the name of this place?

Um, Karen's Cafe.

It's low-key, though, right?

No, totally low-key.

Um, maybe I 'll see you there.

- Yeah, maybe. - Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Hey.

Hey.

Kind of said some brutal things last night

I wish I could take back.

Obviously, I suck at this.

Well, uh...I want to be your friend.

But I also want to do the right thing by your mom.

And I know how important that is to you.

I'm not really making it easy, am I?

Well, at a certain point, it's up to you.

It's your life.

And I think the best thing I can do is back off

and let you live it.

And if you need help... I'll always be there.

Thanks.

Hey.

Guess all those flyers

weren't a complete waste of trees.

Thank you so much for your help.

Oh, just grab an apron. Kidding.

Sit wherever you want, order whatever you want on the house.

I'm glad you came.

♪ Holding back and never letting you see ♪

So, this is the place.

This is it.

Very buzz worthy.

Cool clientele, too.

Listen, Deb, um, I just wanted to say

you're doing a great job.

My mom would be happy.

That means a lot to me. Thanks, Lucas.

And about the other night..

Yeah, yeah, I know you think

I overstepped my bounds.

No, it's just that if you have a problem with me..

...could you just talk to me about it first?

- You got it. - Alright.

♪ In the blue and the white ♪

Hey.

You mind if I join you?

♪ Something's sure that I am not ♪

Actually, I was just leaving.

I-I'll see you two.

I'll be right back.

Peyton.

What's going on? Are you mad at me?

It's not you, Brooke. It's me.

I-I thought I was cool with this, but I 'm not.

I'm sorry.

Me and Lucas?

You do not have to feel like a third wheel.

You're my best friend.

Okay? He gets that.

It's not that, Brooke.

Then what is it?

I just..

You're right. It's-it's the whole third-wheel thing.

I guess...I just missed you.

Then will you please come inside and hang out?

I miss you, too. Okay?

Come on.

Okay, so I just want to remind everybody that the stage is open

if anyone has any hidden talents they want to reveal.

I'll give it a shot.

Great. Come on up.

'Thank god.'

Jake Jagielski, ladies and gentlemen.

Um...so, normally, I only sing for my daughter.

But, um, something that a friend said

convinced me that uh, I should open up to a wider audience.

'This seemed like the right time and place.'

So, everyone, this is my daughter, Jenny.

And, Jenny..

...this is my whole world.

Jake has a baby?

You okay?

♪ Such a lonely boy couldn't find the joy within ♪

♪ Such a lonely girl ♪

♪ Such a lonely world we're living in ♪

♪ I watch it all go by ♪

♪ Can't fight the tears I cry ♪

Jerk never called you back, did he?

Oh, believe me, you didn't want to talk to him anyways.

What are you doing here?

- Oh, look, I 'm sorry. - No.

I'm glad you're back.

Yeah. Me, too.

It's like...every time I'm with him

I just get caught in this riptide.

You know?

The harder I try to get out, the harder it is

for me to keep from drowning.

Maybe you just need to steer clear

of the water for a little while.

Hey, Nate, I thought

you weren't coming back till tomorrow.

What happened?

Mm. We were keeping score, mom.

- What do you think happened? - Oh, honey.

I'm sorry. I should have known.

Uh, whatever. I'm used to it.

♪ Such a lonely boy ♪

♪ Such a lonely girl ♪

♪ It's such a lonely world ♪♪

So, what are you like, married, too?

Nah.

It's just me and Jenny.

She's got your eyebrows.

Ooh, that's not a good thing.

She's beautiful.

Thanks, Peyton.

Thanks for coming.

I thought this was gonna be low-key.

Sorry. Is it still cool?

Yeah, it's alright, okay.

'Come on, it's true.'

Listen, man, some of the boys and I are gonna go down

run at the river court.

Wanted to know if you and the team wanted to come.

Why?

Because it's fun.

Don't you remember?

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Gavin DeGraw.

♪ I don't need to be anything other ♪

♪ Than a prison guard's son ♪

♪ I don't need to be anything other ♪

♪ Than a specialist's son ♪

♪ I don't have to be anyone other ♪

♪ Than the birth of two souls in one ♪

♪ Part of where I'm going ♪

♪ Is knowing where I'm coming from ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything other ♪

♪ Than what I've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do is think of me ♪

♪ And I have peace of mind ♪

♪ I'm tired of looking 'round rooms ♪

♪ Wondering what I've got to do or who I 'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything other than me ♪

'Good evening, everyone and welcome'

'to a historic night of basketball.'

'I'm Mouth McFadden and tonight'

'this is the only game that matters.'

♪ I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn ♪

♪ I'm surrounded by imposters everywhere I turn ♪

♪ I'm surrounded by identity crisis.. ♪

Hey, tutor girl.

♪ Am I the only one who noticed ♪

♪ I can't be the only one who's learned ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything other than ♪

♪ What I've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do ♪

♪ Is think of me and I have peace of mind ♪

I guess this answers the gay question.

Give me this.

Get in.

Cheese.

I thought you might want to see this, coach.

They've come a long way since the last time we sat here.

Uh-huh.

It makes you wonder where they're all headed.

♪ And now I'm telling everybody ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything other than ♪

♪ What I've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do ♪

♪ Is think of me and I have peace of mind ♪♪

Busy night?

What happened today, Dan?

Oh, you know, we were gonna spend the weekend.

But we missed you too much.

I asked you to make good with your son

and you make it worse.

Well, he flipped out on the 18th hole.

It was embarrassing.

And did you badger him into it?

You have a problem, Dan.

You're competitive and controlling

and you need some help.

Since when did you become mother of the year?

Last I knew, you were out of sight half the month

and out of mind the rest.

You're right. I have a lot of catching up to do with Nathan.

But at least I'm trying to help.

You, on the other hand..

What about me?

I want you to see someone. A therapist.

We'll go as a family.

Forget it.

It's not a negotiation, Dan.

You get some help or you're not

going to see Nathan.

You really think you're gonna stop me

from seeing my own son?

Try me.