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Previously, on "One Tree Hill.."

- What do you want? - What do you want, man?

'I mean other than my girlfriend and my spot in the line up.'

Who would have known that Dan Scott's basketball pedigree

would be inherited by his two sons, Nathan Scott and Lucas?

That article's a lie.

You're not my father and you never were.

You're right. It is a lie.

You should never have had the name in the first place.

I know how it is with you and Dan and our two boys.

There's a lot of history there.

'Now, Dan and I, we, uh, we never seen eye to eye.'

Nathan's practically a stranger.

What difference does it make

if you sleep with the popular guy

or you go to the right party

'or you know the moves some moronic cheer'

to do at some lame-ass game

I could care less about?

'My mom ran one red light.'

I run them all the time, and nothing happens.

I would gladly erase my dad

if it could bring back your mom.

Are you mad at me?

- I saw you with him. - 'Nathan?'

'God, he got a good grade on a math quiz, it was nothing!'

'There is something that you don't know.'

I promised him I'd tutor him, if he left you alone.

What?

I'm doing it for you, Luke.

♪ I don't wanna be anything ♪

♪ Other than what I've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do is think of me ♪

♪ And I have peace of mind ♪

♪ I don't wanna be anything ♪

♪ Other than what I've been trying to be lately ♪

♪ All I have to do is think of me ♪

♪ And I have peace of mind ♪

♪ I'm tired of looking 'round ♪

♪ Wondering what I gotta do ♪

♪ Or who I'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I don't wanna be anything ♪

♪ Other than me ♪

Come on, baby.

We need some music.

Peyton!

Sorry.

Where the hell are we?

Miles from normal.

What is she doing here?

You invited her.

Ow! Ooh!

- Bail. - Bail.

Nice. What's next?

Uh, you pick.

Alright.

Oh, my..

Could this night get any freakier?

'Nathan with Lucas.'

Haley and Peyton?

What the hell is going on?

Hey, stranger.

- No stranger than you. - Hm.

Did you get my message last night?

Nah, I was, uh, at the library late, midterms.

- Yours or Nathan's? - Both, actually.

Uh-huh. Good luck with that.

Luke...you're cool with this, right?

I mean, last week when you said you didn't trust me--

I know. I didn't mean that. Alright?

I meant I don't trust Nathan.

Hey, got a second?

Speaking of..

So, last week sucked.

I just...wanted to say thanks.

Wow, you made me a mix.

Just trying to square my karma.

Uh-huh.

Does this mean we're dating?

Listen, you've got a long bus ride tonight.

I had some free time. Don't read too much into it.

Haley..

- 'Hey.' - Hey.

Coming to the game tonight?

- I don't know. - You should come.

We always beat the crap out of Pickerington Hicks.

They're called the "Hicks"?

Oh, no, but they should be.

That place is all pick-up trucks and mullets.

It's definitely worth the road trip.

I'll look for you.

Okay.

Dan, we should get going.

What is wrong with these people

putting an SBL dinner on a game night?

Honey, it's once a year.

We'll go, we'll enjoy a nice adult evening downtown

and tomorrow you can pour over the box scores.

I still don't understand why we booked a room.

It's only a 30 minute drive.

Because you and your wife

are in need of good old-fashioned alone time.

I like the sound of that.

Nathan's got his cell.

I can keep tabs on the game from dinner.

Dan, why don't we spend 48 hours without basketball

and see where we wind up?

Okay?

- Sure. - Thank you.

Okay.

What does this dress say to you?

Uh, beware of crazy ladies

who talk to dresses?

No, come on. Really.

I need your help.

Single and successful

or married to her work?

Is this for that justice league thing?

Small Business League, and yes.

It's one of the few times a year I get to dress up

and I'd like to look nice.

Well, is Keith still your date?

He's not a date. We're just going together.

Why would you say that?

You guys hang out a lot. You get along well.

Yeah, well, I get along with the guy who delivers our water.

Doesn't mean that I'm gonna date him.

Yeah, but the guy who delivers water is not Keith.

Where is this coming from?

Well, you know, I've been thinking, you know

that you're not exactly old, mom.

Thanks, I think.

I'm just saying that I'd be alright with it.

You know?

If that's what you're worried about.

Well, thank you, Cupid.

Now, help with the dresses, please.

Yeah, black, I guess.

Oh, then black it is.

Keith didn't say something to you, did he?

Oh, you mean about the date

that you two aren't going on tonight?

Not a word.

Good luck with your game.

Yeah, you too, ma.

Huh.

Safe yet?

No hostile tone? No bitter complaints?

No yelling at your best friend

'cause you broke up with your jerk of a boyfriend?

Oh, my God! A smile!

Alright. I was a mess last week.

I'm sorry.

Apology accepted.

A-P-O-L-O-G.. Why?

'Cause I love you.

Get your skinny ass up, and let's go beat the pirates.

What are you doing?

What? It's a webcam. It's what they're for. Come on.

Oh, but wait.

Now we're even.

You're dead.

- Ow! Oh! - Dead.

Alright, knock it off!

This is our first away game.

'For those of you who are unfamiliar'

you sit there with your mouths shut and focus.

I'll choose the music.

Tonight's theme is "Defense."

♪ I'm always love you so.. ♪

Let's roll.

Go, Pirates, go!

Go, Pirates, go!

Go, Pirates, go! Go, Pirates..

Good evening ladies and gentleman

from the stinks of Pickerington

where the Pirates always suck

and the livestock is nervous.

'I'm 'Mouth' McFadden and sitting here with me'

'at tonight's game is Haley James.'

Haley, how do you see tonight's matchup?

I'd rather not be associated with your lunacy, Mouth.

'Oh, see, Lucas looks even hotter in blue.'

You should totally hook up with him.

- Stop it. - What?

At the very least, you're due for a little rebound action

unless you're still into Nathan.

I'm not.

Alright, since you're my pal, you can have a courtesy hold

on Lucas for the weekend.

But after that he's fair game.

He's already fair game. Thanks.

So, what's the story with that one, anyway?

She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.

And hanging out with Lucas.

Right, we're supposed to believe

she's just friends with both of them.

- Did you see that? - What?

Nathan just gave her the nod.

'What nod?'

The "let's hook up after the game" nod.

You wanna know what I think?

I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but tutor girl likes Lucas.

'And I know I like Lucas.'

And I don't know who the hell you like anymore.

This is all turning into one big love..

...rectangle plus one, whatever that is.

'So as usual, Ravens have a big lead'

'early in the second quarter.'

'Oh, and that's a foul by Nathan Scott.'

Hey, why don't you try

putting your hands up on defense, alright?

Why don't you try not getting beat?

'Why not just beat your ass.'

Moron.

'Keep it up, punk.'

'Ball in!'

'Hey, you gonna talk or you gonna play, daddy's boy?'

Hey, Hayley's looking pretty fine tonight right?

'Can't wait to get with that.'

Hey, so I saw Nathan in the shower.

Yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.

'Let's go, Ravens!'

Get off! Get off!

You two! You're out of here!

'Are you're throwing them both out of the game?'

I got to, coach. I've got punches thrown.

They're on the same team!

Pain!

Nathan Scott.

Lucas Scott.

On your feet.

'Congratulations, boys.'

In all of my years of coaching

this has got to be a low point.

That little stunt you pulled

almost cost us our undefeated record!

I don't give diddly-squat about your issues

with your daddy or your girlfriends.

As far as I'm concerned you can

hate each other till hell freezes over!

But if you're gonna play on my team

you're gonna learn how to work together.

Can't see that happening, Whitey.

Yeah?

Well, you got 30 some odd miles to figure it out.

'They can't just leave us here.'

'Nice work, idiot.'

'This is great. This is frigging great.'

- Calm down. - You calm down, man.

My phone's on that bus. My wallet's on that bus.

Yeah, my wallet, too.

So, what the hell do we do now?

We start walking.

Ah, that's too tight!

There. How's that?

Too loose.

Ow, that's too tight!

So, you're in college, right?

- Junior. - Oh.

You know, I love college guys.

Two more years, you'll be a doctor.

Not exactly.

So, tell me, Dr. College boy

if you wanted to get me something for the pain

you could, right?

Well, the team doctor would have to..

I could, I could maybe do that.

Wait, you're not a cop, are you?

No.

Oh.

One? One for tomorrow.

Please?

Okay, here's the thing.

Those are really strong pain-killers

so just take, like, half of one every 12 hours.

Oops, all gone.

We wouldn't be out here if you never joined the team.

No, we wouldn't be out here if you weren't such a jackass

about me joining the team.

Why do you want my life so bad anyway, man?

You don't flatter yourself, alright.

You're the last person I wanna trade places with.

Oh yeah?

Well, all I know is you came out of nowhere

and started grabbing everything you could from me.

My game, my girl..

Yeah, what about you, huh?

I'll bet your grades sucked before you met me

I didn't see you going to Haley for help then.

Who said what me and Haley got is about grades?

'Want a ride?'

I wouldn't take that ride if I was you.

You're not me.

You never will be.

Two little Ravens for the price of one.

Get in or the superstar dies.

What are you still doing here?

I'm thinking of transferring.

What's your excuse?

Brooke. she's been in there forever.

'Hey, you!'

Oh, boy.

Hi.

This is my best friend in the whole wide world.

- Don't you think she's pretty? - What is this?

She found some pills on the...floor.

She'll be fine. Just let her sleep it off.

Hey, ooh. Call me.

Oh, oh!

We should totally hang out more often.

What is your name?

Haley.

Yeah, I don't like that name.

Let's call you...Brooke.

Hi, friend.

Thanks.

'Sure. I'll see you guys later.'

Where's your ride?

I'm gonna take the last fan bus back.

They just left.

That's perfect!

Brooke, you can come with us.

Yeah, she named me Brooke.

'Peyton, can she come?'

Please?

Peyton, please!

Just don't touch the stereo..

...or we'll have a problem.

Road trip!

♪ We're going on a road trip ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip ♪

Alright, this is my stop.

Thanks for the ride, fellas.

This one's funny, Thing.

Let's kill him last.

Wait, your name is "Thing?"

That's right. "Thing."

Yeah, and I'm Thing One.

Okay, wait, let-let me guess.

Thing Two.

Thing Three. 'Cause I'm third.

Whoa! Dude!

Get your clothes off, boys.

You're going shopping.

Oh, what do you know?

We finally got the center aisle this year.

The guy must have thought I said Dan Scott.

No, Dan's table has one spot for Dan and five for his ego.

Well, well, well.

Isn't this cozy?

Hi, Karen.

Hi.

Hi, Deb.

Dan.

Hemorrhoid ointment.

Dude, this is total crap.

These guys are morons, not killers.

I bet it's not even a real gun.

Let's just play their game, get our clothes, and get home.

'Hmm, okay, uh'

'we need two bottles of spring feminine cleanser.'

Great. A pair of douche bags.

Case of beer, and we're out of here.

What? How are we gonna pull that off?

Would you card us?

I didn't think so.

'Brooke.'

Come on.

Don't you two like the same guys..

...or guy or something?

I'm just tutoring him, that's all.

So, you're not into him?

'Cause he seems to be into you.

He gave her the nod.

Just be careful.

Well, what about you and Lucas?

What about us?

Oh, come on, tortured artist meets tortured athlete?

Talk about your obvious attractions.

I hear birds.

Unbelievable, Brooke!

Did you not think to put gas in the car?

Answer the question, Brooke.

'Why are we stopping?'

♪ Well, I've got more.. ♪

Sweet. They scored the brew.

Where's the porn?

Hey, you had your fun.

Now give us back our clothes.

Hey, man, I'm done with these clowns.

Hey, let's go somewhere and get wasted.

What, no porno mags?

They didn't have "Playgirl."

Go back inside and get some hardcore.

Wait, shut up, listen.

Come on, roll, roll. Let's roll.

'Come on! Let's go! Let's go!'

'Move it. Come on, come on. Let's go.'

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Yeah, alright! Alright! Yahoo!

Yeah, enough's enough. Give us our clothes.

Don't they say "please" in the suburbs?

He said, "Give us our clothes."

'You, Hick.'

'Can't you tell a fake gun in the suburbs?'

Great, It's a starter pistol.

I knew this thing was fake.

Yeah, but our fists are real.

Look, we'll give you your clothes back.

We'll even give one of you a ride home.

Yeah? What do you mean by "one of us"?

'The game is "Gladiator."'

Basically, you guys beat the hell out of each other

for our amusement.

The one left standing gets his clothes

and a ride to a phone.

The loser..

...well, he loses.

Let the games begin.

- Let's go. - 'Come on. We're waitin'.'

Hello?

Okay, the game isn't called

"Two punks staring at each other."

It's called "Gladiator." Get to it.

Uh, you can screw yourself.

'Cause there's no way in hell the two of us are gonna fight.

- Oh! - Oh.

Uh, maybe we are.

- Oh! - Oh.

This is great.

Not only do I get to kick your ass

but you get 30 miles to think about it.

What the hell you doing, man? We should be fighting them.

- You want it? - Yeah!

You got it.

Oh, w-wait!

'You okay?'

Yeah.

Pickerington morons.

Give us the keys.

Give us our clothes.

Fine.

You guys want to play games, huh?

I got a little game for you.

It's called "Keys For Clothes."

'You give us a piece of our clothes'

we'll give you a key.

- No deal. - We were walking anyways.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Wait a minute!

We'll deal.

Forget it. I'm gonna walk home.

It's dark.

Seriously.

Alright.

Give him his sweats.

Well, that's worth a house key.

Hey, keep 'em coming.

There's still no signal. Who lives like this?

Pop the trunk, will ya?

Peyton, don't listen to her. It might be a trick.

Yeah, it's empty.

I saw a gas station a few miles back.

If I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.

Don't you mean Nathan?

I'll go with you.

What about me?

'I could suffocate in here!'

You did crack a window, right?

'I'm scared!'

'Please. Come on, you guys!'

'Don't go! Someone will come.'

Scott Motor Company's been regional leader

in new car sales for the past six years.

Pretty soon we'll be the top dealership in North Carolina.

So, you two are in business together?

'Uh, No.'

I own the company. Keith runs the garage.

I fix the junk that he sells.

Alright, let's give credit where credit's due.

Big brother here has been tinkering with cars for years.

If it wasn't for his influence and lack of initiative

I may never have been able to realize my dream.

Was it really my influence, Dan?

Because I.. I thought it was Deb's money

that bankrolled your dream.

True.

Deb's father took a leap of faith with me.

Of course, I returned his investment tenfold.

'And every good businessman knows'

it's a long road from seed money..

- To profit. - ...to profits, exactly.

'Amen to that.'

So, Keith, you can talk about being a self-made man

but...self-made into what?

Excuse me.

Last key. You got one thing left.

Give us the car key, and we'll give you the shirt.

I can live without my shirt.

- Oh! - Oh! Man! No.

Have fun walking.

'Just find the key.'

We're gonna kill those guys.

What did you mean before..

...about Nathan, when you said, "Be careful?"

I just know him, that's all.

Thus, said the ex-girlfriend.

Look, we were crazy with drama, but I'm over it.

He's not a complete waste.

He just.. He's really threatened by Lucas.

It could all just be a big mind game.

That's how he works.

Do you like him?

Oh, we just...talk about stuff, you know what I mean?

- Like what? - Like school or...his dad.

Oh. Dan.

Daddy sure did a number on his boy, right?

Yeah, both of them.

So, you didn't answer my question.

Do you like him?

It, it doesn't matter. I mean..

...it would be too weird around Lucas.

That's his problem.

You've got a life to live, too.

It just seems kinda selfish.

Why?

Did he ask you if he could go out with me?

Did he ask you out?

No.

That's not the point! No, he wouldn't ask permission.

So why should you?

Would you say yes if he asked you out?

It depends.

What song is playing? Am I in a good mood?

Is he smiling when he asks

or is he doing that goofy brooding thing he does?

Oh, you know I think he's

definitely doing the brooding thing.

He does it all the time.

Strange. Just..

...the night away from the school.

It feels like you and I actually live on the same planet.

Life plays tricks on you like that.

Mm.

Can I bankroll another drink for you?

I'm sorry about that.

I, uh, I shouldn't have dragged you into it, but..

...sometimes my little brother has a way of getting to me.

He has a gift.

Yeah.

You know, um..

...you and Karen really go nicely together.

I don't think she sees me that way.

Yeah. How do you see her?

She's amazing.

She's strong and she's beautiful.

And, uh, you know, she's a great mother to Lucas.

So..

A relationship would just complicate things.

What about you, Deb?

Tonight's just par for the course with him.

I know it's none of my business, but why do you..

Why do I stay with him?

Yeah.

It's okay.

Oh, believe it or not..

...some days he's the man I fell in love with, and..

...other days..

I don't know.

Besides, if you've got Lucas to consider

I've certainly got Nathan.

Come on.

Let's go rescue Karen.

Yeah.

Alright, it's a blue key chain.

Dude, look over here, moron.

'Is that blue? Are you colorblind?'

I can't believe you sucker-punched me.

I had to.

Got us out of there, didn't it?

Here.

So, what's your master plan, genius, huh?

Gonna hot-wire the car?

Actually, we're not gonna have to.

Those idiots are gonna flip out when they find

a key chain with no car key.

Oh.

- Great. - And no phone.

What are we gonna do?

'So, we'll get the car, we'll drive into town'

we'll find a phone, and we'll ditch it.

Wait, what if they report it stolen?

Look, I think the cops got

their license plate number earlier, don't you?

Yes, but they didn't see who was driving car

I mean.. Dude, think about it

if they pull us over, they can pin everything on us.

What if we sit here and talk about it all night, huh?

Got any better ideas?

- I'll drive. - No, I'll drive.

Whoa, whoa.

Pickerington sucks!

'They're not going anywhere'

'Let's go get 'em, boys.'

- Bail. - Bail.

We're gonna pluck you, Ravens!

Yeah, we still got your shirt.

Dude, shut up.

'They can run, but they can't hide.'

Oh, yes!

So, what are you doing?

Um, here, hold this.

Or you'll stab me?

A girl can't be too safe.

Here, try and get that gas cap open, will ya?

Does this really work?

We are about to find out.

Had a lot of practice?

At siphoning gas. What did you think I meant?

You wanna do it?

Watch out for the golf ball.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Are you kidding?

Dude, who knew you were, like, the fourth Charlie's Angel?

'Oh, Ravens!'

Come out and play!

They're still out there.

They'll get bored eventually.

So, that was a pretty good move with the car keys.

Yeah.

Doesn't change the fact that my dad's gonna kill me

for getting kicked out of that game.

You should consider yourself lucky sometimes.

Lucky to not have a dad?

At least this one.

I remember this one summer.

I was playing Little League baseball.

I was the pitcher, and my dad was the coach.

Anyway, this kid, Billy Lyons, he was a great hitter.

Everything he hit was a home run.

So you know he got up to the plate

and there's nobody on base

so I just walked him.

Four straight pitches, nothing even close to a strike.

So, my dad calls a time-out, comes to the mound

and I'm thinking he's gonna say, like, "Smart move"

or "good thinking, son," something like that.

Instead..

Instead, he grabs me by the arm

and he kicks me in the ass as hard as he can.

And he literally took my arms

'so I wouldn't, like, go flying.'

'He kicked me so hard.'

Then he brought Stevie Pyken in to pitch, sat me on the bench.

Never mentioned it again.

- That sucks. - 'Yeah.'

So just think about that

next time you're feeling sorry for yourself.

I haven't heard from you, Nathan.

I'm starting to get nervous.

Uh, just call and leave

your stats on my phone as soon as you get this.

You okay?

Yeah. Just a little bit hammered.

Sorry, Karen. It was my fault.

'What?'

I thought we said no basketball.

What do you want from me, Deb?

You leave me here with Karen and these two?

How you doing, boozy?

Alright, you know what? I'm ready to go.

Oh, there, you see. Your ride's leaving.

She may not be much of a date but at least she's

a reliable designated driver.

'Dan, that's enough.'

You know, maybe you ought to spend a little less time..

...worrying about my relationship

and a little more time

paying attention to your own.

If you call chasing after my leftovers a relationship..

'Keith!'

'Keith! It's not worth it.'

Keith. Come on, Come on, please.

Let's just go. Alright?

Okay.

- I'm fine. - It was a joke.

'Come on, please.'

Psst. Psst.

Man, it's been like, what? 20 minutes?

Think they're coming back?

What?

Thing, thing one, and thing three.

What?

Well, yeah, man, he was the third.

Yeah.

Hey..

...what are we doing hiding from these idiots anyway, huh?

Look, I can hold my own.

And I know that you can throw a pretty damn good punch.

I say let's take these fools on.

Alright. I'm up for that.

Are you gonna stay down here all night?

I made a call.

Nathan got thrown out of the game tonight

for fighting with Lucas.

Fighting with his brother. Hmm.

Wonder where he gets that from.

His phone's turned off. No one's answering at home.

But he's okay?

I'm sorry about tonight, Deb.

I don't know how things got so out of hand.

Things didn't get out of hand, Dan...you did.

He threw the first punch.

You provoked him.

Nathan's prospects took a huge blow tonight.

Can we just focus on him?

That's the wrong answer, Dan.

And if you don't know that

I'm not sure I know you anymore.

Well, that's a two-way street.

I'm gonna go upstairs and pack.

We should go home.

He cares about you, you know.

Yeah.

We need some music.

Peyton!

Sorry.

Where the hell are we?

Miles from normal.

What is she doing here?

You invited her.

Ow! Ooh!

I cannot believe I let him get to me.

So did I.

I guess we both should know better by now.

Yeah, but you know I should have..

You should be able to count on me.

'It's like I can see the guy I am in my head'

and I can see the guy that I wanna be.

They're just.. They're just not the same.

That's okay, Keith.

I like who you are.

And I do count on you..

...more than you know.

Can I tell you a secret?

Sure.

Lucas called tonight

a date for us.

And for a while, I pretended that it was.

And it felt good.

Can I tell you a secret?

Sure. Go ahead.

I pretended, too.

I love you.

'Always have.'

♪ My life would stop with you away ♪

♪ I'm really lucky if we're speaking on ♪

♪ Holidays ♪

♪ Holidays ♪

Nice. What's next?

Uh, you pick.

Alright.

This is so tragic.

You two don't actually think you're gonna be

friends tomorrow, do you?

So, this Haley thing.

You know for some reason, she feels

like you're not full of crap.

Don't take advantage of that.

I'm not going to.

I know you're not.

'Cause if you do, you're gonna live to regret it.

Bring it on.

Hey, listen.

Look, man, you didn't have to get in that car

when those guys grabbed me

I mean especially after you warned me not to.

Nate, whatever.

You know the way I see it, I mean..

...if they would have taken you out

who else am I gonna fight with, right?

The same person I have.

♪ Headlights.. ♪

Car.

- You ready? - Yeah.

Let's do it.

♪ ..Your life ♪

♪ Collides with mine ♪

♪ Oh your life ♪

♪ Collides with mine.. ♪

'Haley and Peyton!'

Oh, my gosh!

'Nathan with Lucas?'

♪ ...We cross the water ♪

♪ Our words flow from mouth to mouth to mouth ♪

♪ Like fish seeking dark places ♪

As happens sometimes, a moment settled..

♪ ...covers our traces covers our faces.. ♪

...and hovered and remained..

...for much more than a moment.

And sound stopped..

...and movement stopped..

...for much, much more than a moment.

♪ Your life collides.. ♪

And then the moment was gone.

♪ Oh your life ♪

♪ Collides with mine ♪