All language subtitles for I.Love.Lucy.S05E21.Lucy.in.the.Swiss.Alps.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, Ethel, isn't that the greatest sight
you've ever seen?

Imagine having an Alp
right outside your window.

Oh, Lucy, it's all so beautiful,
it leaves me absolutely speechless.

Yeah. Why did you have
to louse it up, Lucy?

That's the first time she's stopped
talking since we've been married.

Oh, Fred, you haven't even
looked out the window.

Haven't you any appreciation for beauty?

What are you doing, Ethel,
fishing for insults?

Oh, Fred, now come on.

Isn't Switzerland the most breathtaking
country you've ever been in?

Well, I'll admit, the scenery
around Steubenville, Ohio,

is not as pretty as it is here in Locarno.

- Locarno?
- Yeah.

You don't even know
where you are. This is Lucerne.

Ethel, we're in Locarno.

No, Fred, we're in Lucerne.

Now, don't tell me.

After Paris, Ricky and the band
were booked into Locarno.

It's right here on the schedule.

What does that say?

Lucerne.

Now, put your glasses on.
You know you can't read without them.

And you're the one
that sat on my glasses in Paris.

Lucy, does this really say "Lucerne"?

Yes, Fred.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

What's the matter? We're in Lucerne.

Yeah, we're in Lucerne,
but I sent the whole band to Locarno.

What? Fred, did you read that schedule
without your glasses on?

Yes, I read that schedule
without my glasses on!

Oh, Lucy, what are you gonna do with him?

If you sent the band to Locarno,
why did you buy us tickets for Lucerne?

I didn't. Ricky bought our tickets.

I had a headache and--
Oh, I'm getting out of here.

Why?

I'm not gonna hang around here
and explain this to Ricky.

- Oh, for heaven's--
- He'll punch me right in the nose.

Oh, he will not punch you in the nose.

Now, listen, all the times Ricky's been
mad at me, he never once struck me.

- Well, you're bigger than I am.
- Oh, Fred.

Don't let that Latin temperament
scare you.

Ricky's bark is worse than his bite.

Don't tell me he bites too.

Now, Fred, you've got
to tell him sometime.

Well, I'll tell him, all right,
in a year or two.

No, you're gonna go right in there
and tell him now.

- You sent the band to Locarno--
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Ethel.

We'll help you, Fred.

We'll go in there and we'll get Ricky
in a gay, happy, carefree mood.

And when he's sort of off his guard,

we will laughingly
let the bad news sneak in, huh?

Well, all right. But what a way to go.

Come on, now, laugh it up.
Laugh it up now.

Gay, carefree, you know.

- Hi!
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi. Hi.

Hey, what's with you?
You're in good humor, huh?

Yeah, we're all so happy
to be here in Lucerne.

- Isn't the scenery beautiful?
-

Isn't the weather gay and carefree?

Yeah, yeah, Lucerne is certainly
everything everybody said it was gonna be.

Yeah. It just makes you want
to laugh out loud, doesn't it?

- I guess it kind of does, yeah.
- [Lucy] Yeah!

Just think, the four of us,
all together here in Lucerne.

- Yeah.
-

Just the four of us.

By the way, the band is in Locarno.

Yes, sir. Fred sent them there by mistake.

- The-- The band is in Locarno?
- Yeah!

You're fired!

- Fired?
- Yeah, fired.

What kind of a band manager
are you anyway?

You can't fire Fred right here
in the middle of the Swiss Alps.

Oh, I can't, huh?

What are you gonna do,
get a Saint Bernard to manage the band?

He could do better than Fred.

"The band is in Locarno."
Mira que tiene cosa-- Hello?

I want some information, please.

Have you got a train
from Locarno to Lucerne?

All right. How long does it take?

Four hours?

I want to send a wire right away.

To the Ricky Ricardo Band.

Where are they?

I told them to meet us
at the American Express office.

That was clever.

Hello? At the American Express office
in Locarno, that's right.

Here's the message.

"Mistake in booking.
Take the next train to Lucerne.

Signed, Ricky."

Right. Thank you very much.

-
- There, now, you see how simple it is?

Everything's gonna be all right, huh?

All right, you're not fired,
but that band better get here.

For heaven's sake, Ricky, you can't
stay in this room all day worrying.

I can't help it. I'm nervous.

If the band doesn't get here,
I have to cancel the show.

Well, at least stop pacing.

When I'm nervous, I pace.

Well, do your pacing outside.
Let's go climb a mountain or something.

- I'm not in a climbing-mountain mood.
- Oh, for heaven's sake.

-
- Come in.

- Rick, our troubles are over.
- What happened? What do you mean?

In case the band doesn't get here on time...

Yeah?

... I lined up a local outfit
that'll play with you tonight.

They're right outside.

- A local outfit?
- Yeah.

Are you kidding? How can a Swiss band
play Latin rumbas?

- They've been practicing for an hour.
- Oh, Fred.

Come on, honey. At least you can listen.

She's right, Rick. They're musicians
and music is the universal language.

They can play anything.

- Well, all right, all right.
- Oh, goody, goody.

Hey! Come on in, fellas!

Come on.

- Hello.
- Guten Tag! Guten Tag!

- Guten Tag!
- Okay.

- [Lucy] Hello there.
- All right, fellas, "La Cucaracha."

Give 'em the beat, Rick.

One, two...

Try eins, zwei.

- Eins, zwei?
- Ja.

Hmm.

Eins, zwei...

That is not "La Cucaracha."

- No?
- No.

Das is not "La Cucaracha."

Es ist nicht "La Cucaracha"?

Nein, das sounds more like
der "Schnitzelbank."

Ah, "Schnitzelbank."

- [Ricky, Fred chattering]
-

What are you doing?

Here they are.
I'm getting out our hiking outfits.

We are going to climb a mountain.

I am not gonna let you sit around here
all day worrying.

- No, I'd better hang around here.
- What for?

You can't rehearse without the band,

and they can't possibly
get here till tonight.

Now, come on, honey. It'll do you good.

Well ...

- Where's Fred and Ethel?
- They're out renting some outfits.

And the hotel's packing us
a great big, fat lunch.

Now, come on, hurry up and change.

Well, what are you laughing at?

Didn't you ever see
Swiss mountain climbers before?

Oh, Fred, those are not
mountain-climbing outfits.

You look like you came
out of a Swiss clock.

I got it, honey!

- Be careful now. Watch your footing there.
- [Lucy] Okay.

- Come on. Here, honey.
- Give me a hand.

There we go. Up she goes.

-
- Yeah!

- Boy, we made it!
- Isn't it beautiful?

Oh, honey, why did I forget my camera?

- Come on, Fred!
- I'm coming.

Come on, boy. You need any help?

Here you go.

Come on, Ethel.

Ethel! Where's Ethel?

- Ethel!
- Ethel!

- [Ethel] I'm coming, I'm coming.
- Oh, she's coming!

Give me your hand, honey.
Give me your hand.

- Give me your hand.
- Here you go. Give me yours.

- Come on, now.
-

What happened to you?

Oh, I untied the rope.
I got tired of him yanking on me.

I was scared to death when I didn't
find you on the end of that rope.

Really, honey?
Were you afraid you'd lose me?

I'll say.
That outfit you're wearing is rented.

All right.

Oh, honey, look how thrilling!

Isn't it beautiful, honey?

I'm sure glad you talked me into coming.
I feel better already.

[Ethel] Look down there!
Look how high up we are!

[Fred] Isn't it wonderful?

- Hey, is anybody hungry?
- Oh, I am. I'm starved.

- Me too.
- It looks like it might snow.

You think it'd be better if we go to
that shelter we passed and eat there?

Oh, no, honey, it's so beautiful.

Let's eat our lunch here
on top of the world.

[Ethel] Yeah. We may never
get another chance like this.

- Okay. Come on.
- We can?

- Sure. Let's eat it right here.
- Oh, boy, I can't wait.

- [Ethel] Oh, boy, that was good.
- [Fred] Wasn't that lunch good?

Gee, this high altitude
sure gives me an appetite.

What's your excuse at sea level?

Oh, Fred.

Boy, they certainly make man-sized
sandwiches at that hotel, don't they?

Hey, look, Rick! It's snowing!

- Oh, it is!
- Yeah.

- We'd better start back.
- Oh, yeah, let's get going.

- But isn't this beautiful?
- It sure is.

[Ethel] Uh-huh.
Fellas, it's really snowing.

- Here, honey.
- Okay.

Start tying up.

- Can I help you?
- Can I get down first?

- Here, Ethel.
- All righty. I'll just carry it.

With that lunch you packed away,

I doubt if there's enough rope left
to go around you.

Oh, there's enough, there's enough.
Don't worry.

Be sure there is.
I don't want to lose you again.

- [Ricky] It's really coming down now.
- Whoo, it's coming down!

- I'll go first, huh?
- Come on, everybody, mush!

Mush?

- Mush!
- Mush?

- [Ethel] Whoo, boy!
- [Fred] Oh, this is a blizzard now.

Oh, my goodness.

- Oh, what a nice little place!
- It's a nice little cabin, Ricky.

Yeah, it's chilly in here.

I wonder if we can get
this old stove started.

Oh, big shot.

Now that he isn't the landlord,
he's gonna turn on the heat.

- Not if there's no wood around here.
- Oh, well, we don't need a fire.

We're gonna leave
as soon as it stops snowing.

Yeah. Oh, it's really coming down now.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- Look at that!
- [Lucy] What?

There's a big cliff of snow
hanging right over the cabin.

- Oh, honey, you think that's dangerous?
- No, I don't think so.

Fred, don't do that.
What's the matter with you?

Well, I thought one of those
Saint Bernards might be going by.

I could use a shot of brandy.

- Oh.
-

- Stop that! Come in and close the door.
- All right.

For heaven's sake.

- Now, don't make a sound.
- What's the matter, honey?

All that snow hanging over our heads.
A loud noise will cause an avalanche.

-
- It's true. I read it in a book.

And you remember that picture
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?

Yeah, that's right.

Somebody shot a pistol
and it caused a great big avalanche.

Yeah. Now, don't anybody move.

You don't have to stand around
looking like statues.

Just act natural, you know.

- Well... okay.
- All right.

But don't make any sharp noise.
Not even a sneeze.

Whatever you do, don't sneeze.

Oh, Lucy, why did you have to say that?

You know the power of suggestion.
Now we'll all have to sneeze.

Oh, Ethel, just because
I said don't sneeze,

four people are suddenly gonna...

Easy. Easy.

Oh.

Must be the dust in here.

-
- What the...

Oh, wow, that was close.

-
-

-
- Fred! Fred!

- An avalanche! An avalanche!
- It could be an avalanche!

- Shh-shh-shh.
- It's okay, honey.

It is!

I told you! I told you!

It's all right, honey.

- Oh!
-

- Oh!
- [Ethel] Oh!

- [Fred] Whew!
- Oh, honey!

- It's all right, dear.
-

Honey, let me see if I got a match, honey.
Let me see. Wait a minute.

-
- That's all right, dear.

Let's see. Wait a minute.
Let me see if I can get the lamp.

Hold it a minute.

- Here.
-

- Ah.
-

Get a light here.

There we go.

- Yeah. Let me get the door.
- [Fred] That helps.

Uh-oh. I can't open the door.

[Lucy] Oh, the snow
is in front of the door!

- It's all down in front of the door!
- Over close to Rick now.

[Ricky] One, two, three. At the same time.

One, two, three!

Oh!

- Harder.
- Harder.

- One, two, three!
- Ow!

Wait a minute. It's no use. It's no use.
Must be a lot of snow in there.

How about the window, Rick? The window!

Too small. Even if we could open it,
we couldn't get out of there.

- There's snow in front of it too.
- All down in front of the window too.

Well, how'd they get out
in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?

- They waited for the spring thaw.
- Oh, great.

Well, I wouldn't mind that
if we had five more brides.

Fred, this is no time to be funny.

- No. What's gonna happen to us?
- Now, now, honey.

We're all gonna freeze to death.
That's what's gonna happen to us.

- Now...
- What a horrible fate.

- Trapped under tons and tons of snow!
- Now...

- Somebody will come along and dig us up.
- Yeah, next spring.

Next spring!

Now, now, now, now, now, now.

Look, now, listen to me, you two.
Don't panic now.

-
- Don't panic!

The first thing we got to do,
we gotta figure a way to get out of here.

After all, I got a show to put on tonight.

How can you think about a stale show

when we're all about to be
turned into human Popsicles?

Well, don't pick on me.
You were the one who slammed the door.

Yes, and you were also
the one who sneezed.

Yeah, and you were also the one

that had the hot idea
about going mountain climbing.

All right, so I did a few wrong things.
I wasn't the only one.

We wouldn't be here in the first place
if Fred hadn't bungled

and sent the band to the wrong place.

- She's right. This is all your fault.
- [Ricky] That's right.

- Is that so? Is that so?
- Oh!

What a dumb-bunny trick!

It's your fault. You're the one
that sat on my glasses.

- My fault?
- Yes!

Well, actually,
the whole thing is Ricky's fault.

- My fault?
- Yes!

If you hadn't left Cuba
and come to America,

we wouldn't have gotten married
and be in Switzerland in the first place!

- Mira que tiene cosa--
- Oh, never mind all that Spanish!

Mira que tiene cosa, my foot!

I'm always blamed for everything!

- All right, wait a minute now.
- Wait a minute. Settle down.

This is no time to quarrel.

The four of us are gonna spend
the rest of our life together--

What's left of it.

You're right, Ethel.

I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry I blamed you.

Well, I'm sorry I said
your show was stale.

That's all right.

Fred, I'm sorry I called you a dumb bunny.

And I'm sorry you're so fat,
you broke my glasses.

- Oh, Fred!
- I really am sorry!

Just a minute, everybody. Please, now.

We have to concentrate.

We have to use our brains.

- Well, now, let me see.
- You stay out of this.

- Well, I got a good idea.
- What?

Why don't we look up the stovepipe?

If we can see the sky,
we know it's not too bad.

Hey, she really has got an idea.

Yeah. How about that?

You know, I knew if I waited long enough,
you would come up with one.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- Okay, Rick.
- What do we do?

Just take that elbow out.

- Just knock it right out.
- It loosens at the elbow.

- Boy, it's a good thing it isn't hot, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, you ...

[Lucy] Oh! Oh!

Oh, honey!

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

It seemed like a good idea, baby!

Well, you might not have much time left,
but you're sure going out true to form.

Well, did you see any sky?

- No, I didn't see any sky!
- Oh, baby...

[Fred] Well, what do we do now?

We'll just have to wait here until
somebody comes and digs us out, I guess.

[Lucy] Oh ...

Gee, it's been five hours already.
How much longer is it gonna be?

I don't know, but there's
nothing we can do about it.

- You think anybody knows where we are?
- Well, there must be.

The people at the inn
knew we come up here.

Well, they'll probably find us.

How can they under all this snow?

It may take days or even weeks.

- Weeks?
- Yeah.

Oh, I can't go that long without food.

- I'm hungry already.
- Me too.

Well, we haven't got any food.

[Ethel] Not even one little crumb?

[Ricky] No! You wanted to eat
on top of the mountain.

"We want to eat on top of the world."
So you ate on top of the world.

Now we got no food,
so forget about the food.

Just forget it. We haven't got it.

[Ethel] Kind of a tough thing to do
to forget about food.

Well, what are you gonna do?

What was that?

What was what?

- I didn't hear anything.
- I didn't either.

Oh, fine.
Now I'm beginning to hear things.

Yeah.

There it goes again.

- I heard it too.
- I didn't hear anything.

Maybe it's the ice breaking.

Maybe it's the ice breaking, yeah.

No. That sounded more like paper rustling.

- [Fred] Well, it's probably a mouse.
- Yeah, a mouse.

- [Ethel] Well...
- That's all we need now.

[Ethel] I smell cheese!

- [Fred] So do I!
- Me too!

It's that mouse!
He brought his own cheese!

- Well, I want some of it.
- So do I!

A pretty smart mouse.
He brought his own mustard too.

- Lucy, what you got under your coat?
- Nothing! Nothing!

- Lucy, what you got under your coat?
- Nothing!

- Come on!
- Oh, it's mine!

- A sandwich!
- It's mine, it's mine!

- I want a bite of it!
- No, no, it's mine. You had yours.

- Well, give me a bite of it!
- No, it's mine.

- Fred, let's take it away from her!
- No, it's my sandwich!

Just a minute, just a minute.

She's right. We ate ours.

It's her sandwich.

So there.

Besides, it'll be better this way.

One of us will be alive and strong.

When the rescuers get here, they can
tell how brave we were till the end.

Well, it is mine.

Of course it's yours, honey.

You have every right in the world
to eat your sandwich,

even though we're standing here
in front of your eyes, starving to death.

-
- Oh, all right, I'll divide it.

Oh, Lucy, I knew you would.

Gee, thanks. Thanks.

Oh, boy, is that good.

[Ethel] Mmm.

Oh, dear.

They're never gonna get us out of here.

Now, honey.

She's right. We're doomed.

Now, don't talk that way.

Gee, I wouldn't believe
the end would be like this.

I'm too young to go.

So am I.

- [Lucy and Ethel crying]
- Now, get a hold of yourselves.

Get a hold of yourselves.

Yeah.

If this is it and I've got to go,

I want to go with a clear conscience.

Fred, I've got a confession
to make to you.

Well, what is it, honeybunch?

You remember when we were married,
I said I was 18?

Yeah.

I was 19.

- I got something to tell you too.
- What?

You were 24.

And while we're on the subject,
I got a confession to make to you.

What's that, Fred?

Well, Rick, I've been charging you
ten dollars a month more rent

than anybody else in the building.

I got another confession to make.

Every month I gave him back
the ten dollars.

Oh, boy, if I thought I was gonna get out
of here alive, would I let you have it.

Ricky, don't you have
a confession to make?

Not me. I'm no fool. We might be saved.

- Well, I got a confession to make.
- What's that, honey?

I got another whole sandwich
in my knapsack.

Well, you know, now that I think about it,
I do have a confession to make.

What?

While you were taking a nap,
we ate your sandwich.

Oh, what a dirty trick!

- We saved you a quarter, though.
- Oh.

Well, what's three quarters of a sandwich
between us and eternity?

That's true.

Shh! I hear something.

What kind of something?

I hear music.

Some strange, far-off music.

Uh-oh. Maybe we're closer to eternity
than we think.

I hear it too.

So do I.

Good. At least we're all
going to the same place.

I don't hear anything.

That figures.

-
- Hey, now I do.

- Yeah!
- Oh, that's a band!

- Yes, it's band music.
- There's somebody coming!

- There's somebody there!
- Here we are!

- [Fred whistling]
- We're here! We're here!

- Don't go away! We're in here!
-

- Fred, the band!
-

[Ricky] Bravo!

Wonderful!

- Honey!
- How did you find us?

When you didn't come back to the hotel,
we got worried.

Oh.

Ja, it was only few feets of snow.

Only a few feet of snow?
You didn't have to dig for a long time?

- No, no, no, no.
- How do you like that?

Herr Ricardo, may we have another chance?

We have been practicing all afternoon
the "Cacarucha."

Sure. Listen, I'm so happy to see you,
I don't care what you sound like.

- You got the job.
- Oh, wunderbar!

Play "La Cucaracha"!

Very good, very good.