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Oh, Ricky, Paris-- isn't it wonderful?
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You happy?
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- I haven't a worry in the world.
- That's good.
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[Fred] ♪ Mademoiselle from Armentières
She hasn't kissed in 40 years ♪
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♪ Inky dinky parlez vous, dum-dum ♪
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Quite a village, eh, Rick?
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Isn't it great, Fred?
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Lucy, I'm so excited,
I don't think I can stand it.
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- [Lucy] Oh...
- What a town. Hasn't changed a bit.
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Everything is exactly the same
as it was in 1918.
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Present company excepted.
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Yeah.
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Listen, Fred,
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I have to see my French agent today,
so you can take the day off.
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A day off in Paris?
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Hot ziggedy!
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You are coming on a sightseeing tour
with Lucy and me.
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Cold ziggedy.
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No, Ethel, you and Fred take that tour.
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What are you going to do?
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Oh, I kind of want to get off by myself.
You know, feel the pulse of the city,
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get the true flavor of Paris.
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Well, you can't go running
around Paris all by yourself.
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- Why not?
- What about your French?
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What about my French?
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Well, Paris is a big city,
and not knowing the language,
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you're liable to get
into a lot of trouble.
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Oh, poo. When you first
came to the United States,
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you didn't get into a lot of trouble
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because you didn't know
the language, did you?
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I'm married, aren't I?
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What?
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She told me that "I do"
meant "Pleased to meet you."
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And then she introduced me
to the preacher.
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Just a minute, just a minute.
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking up the French for...
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While you're at it, look up "I am lost.
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Take me to the Royal Hotel."
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Oh, now, honey, what can
happen? How can I get lost?
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I have my French dictionary,
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I have my guidebook,
I have my map of Paris.
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Don't try to fight it, Rick.
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Just call the American Embassy
and tell them to stand by.
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- All right, but be careful, honey, eh?
- I will. Don't worry about me.
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Just give me some money.
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All right.
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I think I'll just wander around,
and who knows?
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I may discover an undiscovered artist
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whose paintings
have never been discovered.
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Sure, sure, you do that, yeah.
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Well, now, that's possible.
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I read about a man who bought
a painting for $2.98,
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and ten years later, it was worth $50,000.
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Well! Well, get me two dozen.
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Here. Here's 20 bucks.
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Take this to the American Express office
and they'll give you 7,000 francs.
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7,000 francs? Wow!
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I like this better than English money.
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It's the same in dollars.
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Oh, I know, but it sounds like more.
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Okay.
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- Be careful now.
- I will.
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Have a good time on your sightseeing tour.
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- So long, Rick.
- [Lucy] See you later, honey.
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- Bye.
- See you later.
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We'll go down to
the Express office with you, Lucy.
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I want to change some money
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- and pick up the mail.
- Okay.
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Fred, I can't go looking like this.
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Why not?
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Well, look at my hair.
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What's the matter?
It looks all right to me.
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It's up in curlers!
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Isn't that the way you always wear it?
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No, that's not the way I always wear it!
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We'll see you down
at the Express office later, honey.
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- Okay.
- [Fred] Bye.
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Bye.
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It is pretty. It is pretty.
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Pardon.
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C'est joli.
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Le painting... c'est joli.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Oh, uh, you speak English.
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- A little.
- Oh.
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Are you famous?
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Not yet.
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Don't go away. I'll be right back.
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Psst.
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Psst.
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Who, me?
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Madame is... uh...
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Madame is going in there
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to exchange American
currency, n'est-ce pas?
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Oui.
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Aha. There is no need for madame
to go all that way in there.
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- I can do it for you right here.
- Oh?
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And, besides, in there,
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they give you only
350 francs for a dollar.
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I can give you 450.
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- Well...
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Gee, it's lucky I met you.
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Ah, oui.
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I see madame has there a 20 dollar.
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Yes. I can give you, uh...
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9,000 francs.
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Oh, well, uh, just a second.
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How come you can give me more
than the American Express can?
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Ah. Well, madame, it is very simple.
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You see there this big building?
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- Uh-huh.
- They pay high rent.
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I work out of doors, hmm?
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As you Americans say, no overhead.
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Oh... oh, well, that makes sense.
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Okay.
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Oh, merci.
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Merci, madame. Au revoir.
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Oh, uh, I have some
friends meeting me here,
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and I'm quite sure they'd like
to exchange their money too.
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Ah, bon, madame, bon.
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- Bon?
- Bon.
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Bon.
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Oh, bon!
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C'est très bon.
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Ah!
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Huh?
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Well, there you are.
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I just said, "Evidently, madame speaks
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and understands a great deal of French."
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Oh, I do, I do.
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Oui, oui.
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Madame, madame, au revoir.
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Oh, but my friends aren't here yet.
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Yes, I know, madame, but, uh...
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I just remembered an appointment...
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whoa, on the other side of town.
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- Au revoir.
- Oh.
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- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi.
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Hi, Fred, you just missed it.
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I met the most wonderful man,
and he changed my money
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and gave me 450 francs for each dollar.
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A hundred extra francs for every buck?
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- Yeah.
- Where is the guy? Where is he?
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He's gone.
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- Oh. Will he be back?
- I don't know.
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Look, I'll give you half of mine.
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Here, you give me $10,
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I'll give you... 4,500 francs.
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Oh, here. Thanks, Lucy.
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Oh, that's awful sweet of you, honey.
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That's all right. Thank you.
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- Come on, we'll go and get the mail.
- We'll see you later.
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- Thanks again.
- [Ethel] Have a good time.
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That certainly is joli.
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Thank you.
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How much do you want for it?
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Oh, I never sell my paintings.
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You never sell them?
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No... never. I could not sell my paintings.
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You see, they are a part of me.
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I could not sell a picture
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any more than I could sell... my arm.
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Well ...
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If you never sell your paintings,
how do you expect to be discovered?
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It is always the same.
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When I die, then I will be discovered.
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Look... I just have to have
one of your paintings.
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I'll give you 500 francs for that.
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Oh... oh, I'm sorry, madame.
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This picture is... my life.
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It took me three years to paint.
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600 Francs?
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Sell three years of my life
for 600 francs?
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700?
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Madame, I told you, no.
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I think I would turn down
even a... a thousand francs.
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A thousand.
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Oh, I'll take it.
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Oh, oh, well, thank you very much.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Be very careful with it, madame.
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- Oh, I will.
- You see, it is still wet.
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Yes, yes, I will. I'll go
right to the hotel with it.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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By the way, what is your name?
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Pierre Charpentier.
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You see, after you die and become famous,
I want to be able to tell my friends
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that I discovered you,
and that I have an original Charpentier.
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Well, it's been awfully nice
discovering you, Pierre.
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Oh, it was wonderful being discovered.
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- Au revoir.
- Au revoir.
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Come on, Fred.
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We don't want to miss
that sightseeing bus.
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I'm coming.
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I told him not to forward these
Christmas cards.
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Just a minute, Fred.
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Bonjour, madame.
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Bonjour.
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Comment allez-vous?
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Je vais bien.
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Merci.
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Notre menu, madame.
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Merci.
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Pardon.
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Votre vin, madame.
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Come on over, folks.
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And here we have a typical
Parisian sidewalk café.
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Oh, there are hundreds
of little out-of-the-way
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café houses like this in the suburbs,
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but here you see only
the true native Frenchmen.
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Hear that? "True native Frenchmen."
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Lucy!
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Hi.
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Lucy?
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- It's a small world, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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Pardonnez-moi, touristes?
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Tourists?
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Je ne comprends English.
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You do, too, comprend English.
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Pardon, madame. Pardon,
madame et monsieur.
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No individual sightseeing.
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Oh, she's a friend of mine.
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No, but I'm sorry,
your bus is ready to leave.
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Allez! Allez!
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Allez, allez, allez.
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Les Américains. Huh!
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Les Américains. Huh.
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Les Américains.
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Madame, avez-vous choisi?
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Uh... it is very difficile to choose here.
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Oui, madame.
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Permettez-moi de recommander
les tripes a la mode de Caen.
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Tripes... non, non, non.
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Non.
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Ah, madame, alors, je vous suggére
la spécialité de la maison.
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Des escargots de Bourgogne.
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Spécialité?
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Spécialité de la maison.
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Uh, sí... yes... .oui...
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Good. ... bon.
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Uh.... uh, beaucoup hot.
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♪ Alouette, gentille alouette ♪
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♪ Alouette, gentille alouette... ♪
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Pardon.
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Voici. Ta-dah!
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Waiter, this food has snails in it.
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Pardon?
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Snails, snails, snails.
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Oh, escargots.
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Mmm, c'est excellent, madame.
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Am I supposed to eat this?
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Huh?
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I am supposed to eat?
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Oh, oui, madame.
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Mangez, bien sûr.
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Voici.
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Non.
259
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,958
Non, madame.
260
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,051
Comme ceci.
261
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,719
Sí sí?
262
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,221
Oui, oui, comme ceci.
263
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,572
Maybe if I had some ketchup.
264
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,741
Pardon.
265
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,911
Ketchup.
266
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,413
Sauce de tomates?
267
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,705
- Sauce tomate.
- Tomates?
268
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,999
Yeah, sauce tomate.
269
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,835
Lots of it.
270
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:29,262
I think an American cousin
of yours ate my geranium plant.
271
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,515
Non! Non! Mais non!
272
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,448
Oh, ketchup!
273
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,121
Never mind.
274
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,458
- All right, already. Okay. Okay.
-
275
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,626
All right, never mind.
Just give me my check.
276
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,752
Pardon?
277
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,964
- Just give me my check.
- Je ne comprends pas.
278
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,424
Just give me the check.
279
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,010
L'addition, s'il vous plaît.
280
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,388
Huh?
281
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,100
Oh, dear.
282
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,977
Non, non, non. Je vous en prie.
283
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,774
Oh, 400 francs. Why didn't you say so?
284
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,443
Here.
285
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,445
Keep the change.
286
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,113
Pardon?
287
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,573
Uh, for vous, for vous.
288
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,284
Ah, merci, merci.
289
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,925
Gendarme! Gendarme!
290
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,426
- Gendarme?
- Oui, oui.
291
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,427
Police?
292
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,262
Oui, police, police, madame.
293
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,432
Since when is it a crime
to put ketchup on snails?
294
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:03,606
C'est-- I'm sorry--
contrefait, madame, contrefait.
295
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,401
Police!
296
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,736
Police!
297
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,363
Counterfeit?
298
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,906
Oui, contrefait.
299
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,074
Ah, police.
300
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,890
Agua mineral.
301
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,603
Yo hablo español.
302
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,021
Español.
303
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,231
Sí, señor.
304
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,566
Parlez français?
305
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,733
No.
306
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,234
Yo hablo español.
307
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,570
Español.
308
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,410
Wunderbar!
309
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,796
Kommen sie.
310
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:15,094
I didn't know it was counterfeit.
Do you hear me? I didn't know it.
311
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,721
Now, I can explain everything.
312
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,765
Now, you listen to me, I am no crook.
I am an American.
313
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,354
All right. Not so fast. Not so fast now.
314
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,441
On l'a arrêté en train
de passer des faux billets.
315
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,942
- Faux billets.
- Faux billets. Faux billets.
316
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,987
Voici son passeport. Son nom est Ricardo.
317
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,365
- Ricardo.
- Ricardo... Ricardo... Ricardo...
318
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,742
Hey, that's me.
319
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,910
Ce passeport n'est pas à vous, madame.
320
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,537
Non, non, c'est pas votre photographie.
321
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,998
Now, I know that is
a very bad picture of me
322
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,709
but that is my passport, and I'm sorry,
I just didn't have time
323
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,961
to get a better picture,
but that is me-- now, look.
324
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,962
Ah, oui.
325
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,797
Oui, oui...
326
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,799
Now, look, I demand to call my husband.
327
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,927
- Quoi?
- I demand to call my husband.
328
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,888
I... I demander...
329
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:03,559
I demander téléphoner my...
330
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,727
mon meri.
331
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,895
Mari.
332
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,730
Mon mari, mon mari. I téléphoner mon mari.
333
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,107
Oui, oui, allez, allez.
334
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,109
Hôtel Royal.
335
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:18,407
Look, my husband... mon mari
is a, is a big bandleader.
336
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,243
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
337
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,328
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
338
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:27,416
Monsieur Ricardo, s'il vous plaît.
339
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,045
My husband-- mon mari--
is sort of a Spanish Chevalier.
340
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,588
Chevalier.
341
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,215
Well, sort of, he is.
342
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,758
He happens to be... Listen now...
343
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:36,926
Ricky?
344
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,345
Ricky, I'm in the Bastille.
345
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,853
Lucy.
346
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,022
Oh, honey! Oh...
347
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,148
Are you all right?
348
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,608
Oh, I never was so glad to hear
349
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,611
anybody speak English
in my life, even you.
350
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,987
What happened?
351
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,198
Uh, I don't know. Nobody speaks English.
352
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,449
They're all foreigners.
353
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,994
What happened? What are you doing here?
354
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,205
I was standing outside
the American Express office
355
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,208
and a man changed some money for me
and it turned out to be counterfeit.
356
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,876
Then they tried to make me
eat snails for lunch
357
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,044
and then they arrested me.
358
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,839
If you say, "I told you so,"
I'll punch you right in the nose.
359
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,258
What's the matter? Won't they believe you?
360
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,093
Well, nobody understands me.
361
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,302
Oh, dear.
362
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,430
Oh, dear, they're gonna
send me to jail, honey.
363
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,515
Monsieur, parlez-vous français?
364
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,183
They want to know if you speak French.
365
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,184
I know, I know that.
366
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,061
Non, non, no parle français.
367
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,355
Yo hablo español.
368
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:35,109
Español!
369
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,576
What are they talking about?
370
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,910
How would I know?
371
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,080
- They're gonna send me to the guillotine.
- Now, you just take your time, honey.
372
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:08,934
Mm.
373
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,234
- What? What?
- Very good idea.
374
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,738
- What is?
- Oh, uh, um, uh,
375
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,782
the sergeant only speaks French.
376
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,867
See, and now, this other cop here,
377
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,869
- he speaks French and German.
- Uh-huh.
378
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,079
And this fellow, he speaks
German and Spanish.
379
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,247
Oh.
380
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,667
So, uh, he's gonna ask the questions
and we'll translate them to you.
381
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,419
Oh, good. Good.
382
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,463
Bueno.
383
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,256
- Sehr gut.
- Bon!
384
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,388
"Where did you get the money?"
385
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:52,895
Well, I got it from a man on the street.
but I didn't know it was counterfeit.
386
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:09,494
Ha!
387
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,248
It's true!
388
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:43,195
"I want you to know something,
that the penalty for counterfeiting
389
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,282
is imprisonment, life imprisonment
and hard labor!"
390
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,826
Ew!
391
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,452
- Ew!
- No, no, no, no!
392
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,915
Now, this is ridiculous.
393
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,750
Do I look like a counterfeiter?
394
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,894
I am innocent!
395
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,359
Bien.
396
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,291
"Good. If you pay the rest
of the bill, you can go."
397
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,876
- Hooray!
- Olé!
398
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:39,960
Wunderbar!
399
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,961
Très bien!
400
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,263
[Ethel] We didn't know it was counterfeit!
401
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,102
I got the money from my best friend.
402
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:08,446
- We didn't know it was counterfeit.
- Hey, hey, she's the brains of this gang.
403
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:09,907
She gave us the money.
404
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,709
Yeah, well, I don't care.
Ricky gave you your money back, didn't he?
405
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,419
Listen, thanks to me,
you got to do something
406
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,046
that very few Americans get to do.
407
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,881
You got to see the inside
of a French jail.
408
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,257
Great.
409
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,678
Thanks to you, we almost spent
the rest of our lives on Devil's Island.
410
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,762
Oh...
411
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:34,515
Oh, come on now. Won't you forget it?
It's all over now.
412
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,558
- Oh, he makes me so mad...
- Now, forget it.
413
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,810
...blaming me for a thing like that.
414
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,938
All right. Besides, I got,
I got a surprise for you.
415
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,022
For me? What?
416
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,232
I bought you a painting.
417
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,441
You bought...?
418
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,068
I bought a painting, too.
419
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,152
So did we.
420
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,612
Yeah, we got a genuine original.
421
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,989
- No kidding!
- I'll go get it.
422
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,657
We'll see who's got the best eye for art.
423
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,868
- I'll show you the one I got for you.
- All right, I got mine right here.
424
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,080
Look.
425
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,873
Isn't that beautiful? Look.
426
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,545
Isn't that beautiful?
427
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,255
For heaven's sake.
428
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,757
The man said he'd rather cut off his arm.
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