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Oh, honey, what a show!
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That scene where the girl
sacrificed herself
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to save the whole village--
Well, it was just wonderful.
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Isn't that great?
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Yeah, and weren't those Scotch
costumes colorful?
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The men in the kilts and the
bagpipes and the sword dance!
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Oh, gee, I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, I did, too.
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Ricky, I've got an idea!
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No!
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You don't even know what it is.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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You want to go to Scotland
and look up your mother's relatives.
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You think you're so smart.
That wasn't it at all.
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- That was the farthest thing from my mind.
- All right, what was your idea?
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Well, why can't we go to Scotland?
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I promised Mother that, that I'd look up
some of the McGillicuddy clan.
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Maybe bring back a bolt
of the family plaid, you know.
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Just forget it.
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- Oh, why, honey?
- No.
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- Scotland isn't very far.
-
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- Come in!
- It wouldn't take long to go to Scotland.
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- Hi, honey!
- Oh, hi!
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We waited up to see
how you liked the show.
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Oh, I just loved it! What is that?
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It's a dragon. I bought it
to take home to little Ricky.
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I thought it was something different.
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Well, it's different all right.
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Well, I have never seen
anything like this before.
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Really? Well, when I was a kid,
they had toy dragons.
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When you were a kid,
they had real dragons.
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Well, it certainly is
a ferocious-looking beast.
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[Ethel] Do you think it'll scare
little Ricky?
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Oh, no, he'll love it.
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Ethel, how would you
like to go to Scotland?
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Scotland!
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, she wants to go to Scotland
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to look for some of her
mother's relatives.
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Look, honey, Scotland is a big place.
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You can't just get off the train
and walk up to someone
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and say, "Take me to the
nearest the McGillicuddy."
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I know just where to look.
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My great-great-great-grandfather
was Angus McGillicuddy.
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He lived in the wee town of
Kildoonan in Northern Scotland.
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It's between Golspie and Ullapool.
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Oh, you must have made that up.
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I did not. Now, look, all I want to do
is send a wire up there
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and see if any of our
relatives are still around.
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All right. I'd like to hear you
explain to the operator about Gillhooly
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between Galespie and Babalú
and the Cranafranz.
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Ha-ha.
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Hello, uh, I'd like
to send a telegram, please.
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- Good night, honey.
- Good night, baby.
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Angus McGillicuddy.
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What's so funny about Angus McGillicuddy?
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
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It's a very ordinary, everyday name.
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I know a hundred of them.
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You should talk.
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I'll bet your great-great-great-
grandfather's name
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was probably Enchilada Ricardo.
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All right, good night.
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'Night.
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♪ Oh, you take the high road ♪
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♪ And I'll take the low road ♪
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Lucy, turn off those bagpipes.
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Now go to sleep.
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Aye, laddie!
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[Ricky] Good night.
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Hoot man!
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Calm yourselves, my friends,
calm yourselves!
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Mayor Ferguson, is there no way
to save our happy home?
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No, there's no way.
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As you're all aware,
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the ferocious dragon comes
to Kildoonan every 30 years
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to eat a McGillicuddy,
and for the first time in our history,
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there's not a single member
of old Angus McGillicuddy's clan
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left to throw to the monster.
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Then we must flee.
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Aye! It's either flee or dee.
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♪ 'Tis nay, 'tis nay ♪
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♪ There's a terrible two-headed dragon ♪
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♪ Who can swallow with either head ♪
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♪ If he do not fill his tooth
with McGillicuddy soup ♪
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♪ He'll ruin Kildoonan instead ♪
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♪ Ruin Kildoonan instead! ♪
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♪ Ruin Kildoonan instead! ♪
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♪ Ah, to find a McGillicuddy
would take a bonny wizard ♪
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♪ There's nary a man of the bonny clan ♪
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♪ They're all in the dragon's gizzard ♪
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♪ All in the dragon's gizzard ♪
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♪ All in the dragon's gizzard ♪
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Pardon me, but are you the mayor?
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Aye. Who are you?
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Oh, well, I'm Lucy,
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the great-great- great-granddaughter
of Angus McGillicuddy.
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McGilli...
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Do you hear that, lads?
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She's a McGillicuddy!
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Well, golly, what a welcome!
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I didn't know you'd
be this glad to see me!
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Lucy McGillicuddy,
you look good enough to eat!
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Well!
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How can we be sure
the lass is a real McGillicuddy?
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Oh, I am, I am.
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Cross my heart and hope to dee.
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Well, then you can prove it.
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Let us see you do the swor' dance!
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The "swor" dance?
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Aye. You can dance it, aye?
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Aye.
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Aye.
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Ay-ay-ay.
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Bring out the swords!
On with the sword dance!
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Come along, Lucy.
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Well, I am a McGillicuddy.
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Aye, that you ar-r-e!
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There never was a McGillicuddy
could dance worth a hoot!
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Oh!
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Aye, do you know what that means, lads?
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A McGillicuddy is here!
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♪ When you meet a McGillicuddy ♪
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♪ Coming through the rye ♪
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♪ Then you got a real buddy ♪
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♪ Who for you would die! ♪
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♪ There's nothing a
McGillicuddy would not do for ye ♪
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♪ Do you want her shirt,
her kilt, her cat? ♪
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Ha, ha!
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♪ She'll give you that ♪
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♪ That's me! ♪
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- ♪ Give a cry! ♪
- ♪ Aye! ♪
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- ♪ A cry! ♪
- ♪ Aye! ♪
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♪ A cry and a yell and a cheer ♪
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♪ Give a cry and a yell
and a hoot and a hi ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is her-r-e! ♪
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♪ Give a cry and a yell
and a hoot and a hi ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here! ♪
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♪ Oh, 'tis very nice to see
a McGillicuddy face ♪
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♪ Even though it nay may be
very long around this place ♪
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If you're a McGillicuddy,
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you're a heck of a regular fella.
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Yeah, well, my mother was a Cuddy
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and my father was a McGilli.
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♪ There's nothing a McGillicuddy
would not do for ye ♪
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♪ If it's feed you need
or a friendly chat ♪
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- ♪ She'll give you that ♪
- ♪ That's me! ♪
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- ♪ Give a hoot ♪
- ♪ A hoot ♪
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♪ Give a hoot and a yell and a cheer ♪
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♪ Give a hoot and a yell
and a cry and a hi ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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♪ Give a hoot and a yell
and a cry and a hi ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here! ♪
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♪ You make me feel so welcome ♪
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♪ You really have the knack ♪
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♪ And though I've not been here before ♪
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♪ I su-r-re am glad I'm back! ♪
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♪ Some cousins of my mother's ♪
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♪ Are they around here yet? ♪
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- McGillicuddy brothers?
- Aye.
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Hale fellas-- well et!
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♪ Ther-r-e's ♪
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♪ Nothing a McGillicuddy
would not do for ye ♪
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♪ I'd give you my Davy Crockett hat ♪
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♪ My shillings, my fillings ♪
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♪ My cricket bat ♪
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♪ My candied yams, my brandied quince ♪
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♪ My TV antenna, my henna rinse! ♪
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♪ Save our strife ♪
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♪ She'll give us her life! ♪
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That's me!
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That's me?
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- ♪ Give a yow! ♪
- ♪ Yow!♪
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- ♪ Brr! ♪
- ♪ Brr!♪
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♪ A yow and a brr and a cheer ♪
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♪ Give a yow and a brr
and a brr and a yow ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here! ♪
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[Lucy] ♪ Give a heh and a huh
and a who and a what? ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy was h-h-here ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here! ♪
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All right.
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Take her to the inn and fatten her up!
She looks a wee bit bony.
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Come along, me bony lassie.
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What do you mean, fatten me up?
What's the matter with everybody?
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You were just so glad
to see me a minute ago!
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Aye, that we were, and that we are.
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Well, what about a hut and hoo
and a what and a brr and all that stuff?
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Oh, take her away!
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Aye, here comes Scotty MacCardo,
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and he's in a terrible dither!
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- Mayor!
- Aye, Scotty.
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Mayor!
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Mayor, I'm in a terrible dither.
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- I just saw the dr-r-agon.
- No!
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When did he arrive?
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Last nick.
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Last nick?
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Last nick.
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I could see him because
there was a braw brick
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moonlick nick last nick.
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We must flee!
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Run! R-R-Run!
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Not so fast! not so fast!
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Hold your britches.
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What britches?
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The one you wear under your kilts.
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You're supposed to wear britches?
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Scotty, Scotty, we found a McGillicuddy.
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A real McGillicuddy?
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Aye, aye.
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And I hereby assign you
to keep an eye on her
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till we can throw her
to the dragon tomorrow.
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Aye.
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She's in the inn,
and dinna let her o-o-ut.
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Aye.
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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[Ricky, sotto voce] ♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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♪ A McGillicuddy is here ♪
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Are you a McGillicuddy?
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That's right.
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My name is Lucy.
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I'm sorry, Miss Lucy.
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I cannot let you pass.
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Why not?
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I'm your bodyguard.
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I'm Scotty MacTavish MacDougall MacCardo.
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You're Scotch?
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Aye.
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My great-great- great-grandfather
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sailed to Scotland
with the Spanish Armada.
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Perhaps you've heard of him,
Enchilada Ricardo.
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Why are you looking at me like that,
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Scotty MacTavish MacDougall MacCardo?
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Lucy, you got a maha pihee face.
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I got a "maha pihee face"?
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I believe I'm in love with ye.
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- With me?
- Aye.
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Little old heather-picking me?
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It was love at first sight.
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- But woe is me!
- What's the matter?
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- You're in grave danger.
- Why?
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They're going to throw a McGillicuddy
to the dragon tomorrow.
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- They're going to throw me to a dragon?
- Aye.
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Every 30 years, they throw a McGillicuddy
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to the two terrible
two-headed dragon for his dinner.
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No wonder I'm the
last of the McGillicuddys!
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♪ I'm in love with the dragon's dinner ♪
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♪ The dragon's embraceable dinner ♪
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♪ I'll swear my love will e'er be true ♪
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♪ I'll serve ye with all me heart ♪
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♪ But the hungry dragon
will serve ye, too ♪
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♪ He'll serve ye à la carte ♪
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♪ He'll serve me à la carte? ♪
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♪ He'll serve ye à la carte ♪
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♪ I'm in love with the dragon's dinner ♪
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♪ And the dragon's a drag on me! ♪
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♪ I'm in love with the dragon's dinner ♪
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♪ The dragon's embraceable dinner ♪
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♪ My bonny chick, you'll always be ♪
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♪ You'll fill my every need ♪
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♪ But woe is me ♪
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♪ I hate to see ♪
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♪ My chicken fricasseed ♪
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♪ "Your chicken fricasseed"? ♪
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♪ My chicken fricasseed ♪
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♪ You're the stew in the dragon's dinner ♪
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♪ And the dragon's a drag on me ♪
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Maybe a nip of heather mist
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would put ye in the mood?
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Well, that would be a novel twist
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even the stew would be stewed.
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But when that dragon starts to eat,
I'll really get his goat.
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I'll kick and I'll scratch
and I'll drag my feet
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all the way down his throat!
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♪ I'm... in love with the dragon's dinner ♪
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♪ The dragon's embraceable dinner ♪
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♪ Our wedding day we ne'er will see... ♪
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♪ Or our kids that might have been ♪
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♪ Kith and kin we ne'er will be.... ♪
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♪ So kith me while you kin! ♪
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♪ And kith me once again ♪
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- ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪
- ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪
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♪ I'm in love with the dragon's dinner ♪
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♪ And the dragon's a drag on me! ♪
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Why does it always have to be
a McGillicuddy the dragon eats?
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Oh, that's life, lassie.
It's nature's way.
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Cats eat mice,
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dogs eat bones,
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cows eat grass,
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and dragons eat McGillicuddys.
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Well, let's you and I go and have a talk
with this terrible two-headed dragon.
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Maybe it'll listen to reason.
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Well, what have we got to lose?
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Let's go.
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I wish you'd get over that cold.
It's driving me crazy.
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Gee, I haven't eaten in 30 years.
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Boy, am I starved!
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Me too!
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Mmm... Won't it be good to sink our teeth
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into a nice, fresh McGillicuddy?
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Aye, yummy, yummy, yum!
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How will we have it this time?
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How about a McGillicuddy burger?
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Nah, no.
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Well, what about McGillicuddy foo yong?
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Oh, no!
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Why not?
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Well, we only eat once every 30 years.
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You know how that Chinese food is--
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You eat it and a year later,
you're hungry.
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Well, I still want a
McGillicuddy foo yong.
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- Well, I don't!
- Well, I do!
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- Well, I don't!
- I do!
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Oh, who ever said two heads
are better than one?
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Ah...
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♪ Two heads are nay better
than one, than one ♪
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♪ They're not even better
than none, than none ♪
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♪ So pity a two-headed dragon ♪
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♪ Two heads are nay better than one ♪
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Hoot man! Hoot man!
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♪ Whenever I come to a fork in the road ♪
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♪ My heads have a terrible fight ♪
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♪ My right head wants to go to the left ♪
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♪ And my left wants to go to the right! ♪
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I want to go this way!
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I want to go that!
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You see, we could never agree.
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Oh, I wish we had another head
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to be the referee!
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Hoot man, hoot man!
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However, there's one good reason
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for an extra head to keep.
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When I'm too tired to stay awake,
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I sing myself to sleep.
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♪ Sleep gently, sweet dragon ♪
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♪ Just close your wee eyes ♪
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♪ And dream of a dinner ♪
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♪ Of fresh people pie ♪
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♪ The dragon is dreaming ♪
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♪ In slumber so deep... ♪
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Now get up!
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Why did you wake me up?
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- Because I want to sleep and you...
- I don't want you to sleep.
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- I want to sleep.
- Oh.
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Shh!
I think I hear somebody coming!
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Fee, fi, foe, fuddy,
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- I smell the blood of a McGillicuddy!
- Ha!
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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Oh, one of them must be a McGillicuddy.
353
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Who are you?
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I'm Scotty MacCardo.
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Well, then she must be...
356
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Yeah, yeah, I'm tomorrow's
blue plate special.
357
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Why do you always have
to eat a McGillicuddy?
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Eat me.
359
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,238
Oh, no, we couldn't do that.
360
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Spanish food gives us heartburn.
361
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Well, then I guess tomorrow
362
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you're... you're really going to... eat me.
363
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What are you whistling at?
364
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Get a load of those drumsticks!
365
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,387
I cannot let you go, Lucy.
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I will fight the dragon
with my bare hands.
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You'll fight the dragon for me?
368
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:36,355
For bonny Annie Lucy,
I will lay me doon and dee.
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There are moments in a maiden's life
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when her days are pure as bliss.
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But the moment of them all,
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the moment I'll recall,
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the blissest of the bliss is this.
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For today you will slay me a dragon,
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my darling, my hero,
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I'm thrilled.
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Ah.
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It's like we're in a fairy tale,
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except you'll probably get killed.
380
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:16,896
But for 32 bars,
let's sing and act merrily.
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♪ Life is ours... ♪
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Temporarily.
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♪ It's time for romance,
so, darling, let's dance ♪
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♪ The dragon waltz ♪
385
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♪ Your life is nil
till you know the thrill ♪
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♪ of the dragon waltz ♪
387
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:50,387
♪ A dragon's no hoax,
he gobbles up folks ♪
388
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:53,891
♪ Like chocolate malts ♪
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♪ But come what may,
let's live for today ♪
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00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,690
♪ And the dragon waltz ♪
391
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,859
♪ A lock of your hair ♪
392
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,945
♪ And, darling, please swear ♪
393
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,865
♪ Your love's not false ♪
394
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,785
♪ Take this hanky from me... ♪
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Aw...
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00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,872
♪ And this brand-new LP ♪
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Xavier MacCougat!
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00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,046
♪ And the dragon ♪
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♪ The dragon ♪
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♪ The dragon waltz ♪
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00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,023
The dragon is coming!
402
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,693
Throw the McGillicuddy to it!
403
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,321
No, no, no!
404
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:56,328
No, no, I don't have to be eaten!
405
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,539
Scotty said he would
fight the dragon for me!
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00:24:58,539 --> 00:24:59,790
Didn't you, Scotty?
407
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,709
Well ...
408
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,460
What do you mean, "well"?
409
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,379
You just said for bonny Annie Lucy,
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00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,381
you would lay you down and die.
411
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,133
I said no such thing.
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00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,468
I said I'd lay me doon and dee.
413
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,054
Well, that's what doon and dee means.
414
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,973
Are you kidding?
415
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,226
Go on now, Scotty. Now, come on.
416
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,394
- You go.
- No!
417
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,729
Oh, she's nice and tender!
418
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,480
- No, no, no!
- Nice and tender!
419
00:25:38,244 --> 00:25:39,496
What's the matter?
420
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,374
You coward!
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