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Fluffo--
the fluffy, rich, golden yellow shortening
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for a new kind of baking in prime.
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Better in every way presents
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the Lucille Ball-Desi Arnaz show
I Love Lucy.
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And now, I Love Lucy.
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Shall we say goodbye from here?
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Huh? What you say, Mother?
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Shall we say goodbye from here?
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No! Come on. You can come on the boat.
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Sure! Go ahead!
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- Oh, bye!
- [Ethel] Goodbye!
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This is ours, right?
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Oh, honey!
Look at the beautiful stateroom!
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- [Ricky] Hey, how about this, huh?
- Look at the things everybody sent us.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, look at this extravaganza.
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"Bon voyage from Billy,
Danny and little Jerry Asher."
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Isn't that nice?
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Gosh. What a boat this is!
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It has a ballroom, a theater, some shops
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- and even elevators!
- I know. Isn't it great?
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It's just like a big hotel
floating along on the waves.
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Oh, that reminds me, Lucy.
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I brought the bottle of--
of seasick pills you wanted.
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- Oh, thank you, Mother.
- Here you are.
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[Ricky] Oh...
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You won't need those.
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Well, I know, but my stomach will
rest easier if my mind knows they're here.
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- Uh, Mrs. Ricardo?
- Yes, dear?
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I wonder if you'd do me a little favor
while you're in Paris.
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Well, of course, I will, Mrs. Trumbull.
What is it?
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Will you buy me a bottle
of French perfume?
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You know I will,
but it'll be a present from us.
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Oh, no.
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Now, I insist.
What kind of perfume do you want?
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My Sin?
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Oh!
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Now, Lucy,
I want you to just enjoy yourself
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and don't worry about a thing.
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Oh, I can't see Lucy
not worrying about the baby.
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Well, I'll relax if you promise
to cable me if he even sneezes.
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What you gonna do,
cable back "gesundheit"?
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Well, I just want to know, that's all.
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Oh, we have a phone!
You can call me every day.
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Oh, I can't call you when you're at sea.
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Oh, yes, you can,
but it's pretty expensive.
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Well, make it station-to-station.
That way, it'll be cheaper.
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And I know I'm-- I'm always gonna be home.
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-
- What's the number?
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There's no number, Mother.
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You call the marine operator
and ask for the Constitution.
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But let me put it this way:
don't call us, we'll call you.
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Well, maybe not for just a sneeze,
but anything important, huh, Mom?
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- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
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- All ashore that's going ashore!
-
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- Oh, dear. Let me kiss him goodbye.
- Uh-oh. Come on, son.
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- Give us a kiss goodbye, honey.
- Goodbye.
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Goodbye? Goodbye? Where's everybody going?
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- Huh?
- Where's everybody going?
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Well, the man says,
"All ashore who's going ashore."
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Oh, they start that long before
you have to get off.
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Oh. Honey, he said they start that
long before they have to get off.
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Oh, well, good, that'll give me
a few more minutes with the baby, then.
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- Say, how you like your stateroom?
- Oh, it's just gorgeous!
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- It's right down the hall.
-
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Band manager reporting, sir.
All members present and accounted for.
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At ease, Mr. "Manayer."
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Ah, did you hear that, honey?
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Your papa has a band "manayer."
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For heaven's sake, Ethel, can't you wait?
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You've been spoiling
the looks of the basket.
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Oh, I can't help it.
This sea air makes me hungry.
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We haven't even left the dock.
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Well,
we haven't even left the dock.
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Wait till she finds out the food's free.
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Could be the biggest bundle
Britain's ever seen.
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- All ashore that's going ashore.
-
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Uh-oh, I think this is it, honey.
We'd better go.
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- Yeah, we'd better go now.
- Oh, come on, dear.
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[Ricky] All right.
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Goodbye, son.
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- Goodbye. Aw, I hate to see him go.
- It's all right, Mommy.
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- Aw, goodbye.
- Honey, we can say goodbye from the deck.
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We can wave from the deck.
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- We'll wave goodbye from the deck.
- All right.
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- Oh, goodbye, Mrs. Trumbull!
- All right, goodbye, Little Ricky!
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- Goodbye, honey!
- Goodbye, sweetheart!
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Goodbye, honey!
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Hey, who are you waving at?
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That tall blonde down there.
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You don't know her.
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Well, I can dream, can't I?
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- Bye!
- Oh, Fred!
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- [Lucy] Goodbye!
- Bye, Mrs. Trumbull!
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Now, that's more your speed.
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Goodbye!
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- Bye, son!
- [Fred] Bye.
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Well, honey, your dream's come true.
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You're going to Europe.
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How about that, eh?
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It's wonderful.
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- Oh, Mr. Ricardo.
- Yes?
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The purser would like to check your
schedule. It'll only take just a moment.
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All right. Fred, will you come with me?
See you in a minute, honey.
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- [Fred] Okay, Rick. Come on.
- Oh, Lucy, isn't this great?
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- What's the matter, honey?
- I miss the baby.
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Oh. Now, it's not gonna be for very long.
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I just gotta give him one more kiss.
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Lucy, you'd better hurry, 'cause we're
gonna take off in just a few minutes!
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Hurry, hon!
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[Mrs. McGillicuddy] Bye! Goodbye!
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What were you saying?
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- I can't hear a word you're saying.
-
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Now, you make sure...
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Bye! Goodbye! What are you saying?
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- Lucy's coming down there.
-
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She wanted to kiss the baby.
Can't you hear me?
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-
- What?
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She-- What? She's coming down there!
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[Mrs. McGillicuddy] Where's Lucy?
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Bye-bye!
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- How much time do we have?
- About two minutes.
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[Lucy] Okay.
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[Mrs. McGillicuddy] I can't hear what you're saying
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- and I know you can't hear me.
- Mother, Mother.
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- Lucy.
- Let me give the baby a kiss.
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- What are you doing down here?
- Oh, I just had to give him one more hug.
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Now, stop being silly.
You'll miss The boat.
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Oh, you don't know what it's like
to be a mother, Mother.
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Oh, Sweetheart,
that's my good little baby.
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Now, you be a good little angel
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and I'll bring you lots of things
from Europe, honey.
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I'm not worrying about him, dear.
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I just had to give him one more hug,
that's all.
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Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
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Give me a kiss. Oh! Oh!
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Sorry, lady.
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Oh, my skirt is caught.
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Oh, now hurry up!
They're gonna raise the gangplank!
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Hold the boat!
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Oh! Oh! Get that thing off of here.
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- The stand!
- Oh, for heaven's sake!
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- Oh, come on now.
-
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Hold the boat! Hold the...
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- Hurry up!
- Come on!
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- I can't get it--
- Oh, somebody help! Lucy, hurry up!
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- Come on, honey!
-
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- Hurry up!
- I can't get it unhooked!
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You're getting grease all over my skirt,
for heaven's sake.
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That's my girlfriend, Lucy.
She's supposed to be on this boat.
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She's stuck in that bike. Lucy! Oh...
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- Goodbye! Goodbye, Little Ricky!
- Bye!
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Goodbye, Mrs. Trumbull!
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Bye, Mother!
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Bye, Lucy!
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Lucy!
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Lucy, what are you doing there?
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- Rick, what are you doing?
- What's she doing down there?
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- Wait a minute.
-
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Somebody hold the boat!
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Can't you get that thing off of here?
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It's no use. I can't get it unhooked.
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Come on now, really try.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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Where do you think you're going?
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- I've got to get on this boat.
- Not with my bike, you don't!
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Oh, after all, this is just a bicycle,
for heaven's sake. I can't miss the boat.
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This bike is more important
to me than that boat.
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-
- Hold the boat!
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Oh! Have you got a knife?
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- No, but here's a pencil.
- I don't want to write a letter!
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Hold the boat!
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Here.
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Bye! Bye!
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Lucy! Come on, Lucy!
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Lucy! Come on, honey!
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Come on and what?
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- Jump!
- Jump?
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- Yeah, honey!
- Will you catch me?
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Yeah, I'll catch you, honey.
I'll-- I'll count to three.
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One, two...
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- Look out, we're moving!
- Oh!
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- We're moving, honey!
- Ricky! Ricky!
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- Yeah, honey?
- Do something!
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- I'll do something.
- Turn the boat around!
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- Ricky! Ricky! Do something!
- Yeah, honey?
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- I'll do something, honey!
- Tell them to turn the boat around!
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Oh, God!
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Mother, they sailed without me!
The boat went without me, Mother!
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There must be something we can do!
Somebody will think of something, Lucy!
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Officer! Officer!
Officer, my wife is on the docks!
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- Stop the ship!
- Well, now, that's impossible, sir.
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- But-- but look...
- Everything's gonna be all right, sir.
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She can come out on the pilot boat
and come aboard when the pilot gets off.
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Oh, you can come on the pilot boat!
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- Wait a minute.
- What?
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Come out on the pilot boat, honey!
On the pilot-- She can't hear me.
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You can telephone the dock agent.
He'll page her.
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Oh, okay.
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Ricky's gonna call somebody to help you!
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Oh, these things happen.
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Hello? Operator? Operator?
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Hagame favor de darme aquí el dock...
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Me haga favor-- de darme el dock y que...
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Oh...
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Give me the dock agent, please.
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-
- Dock agent speaking.
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Say, Doc, will you--
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Will you please page
Mrs. Ricky Ricardo, please?
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Yes, sir. One moment, please.
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Mrs. Ricky Ricardo,
please report to the dock agent's desk.
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Mrs. Ricky Ricardo,
please report to the dock agent's desk.
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- I'm Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.
- It's for you.
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Oh, thank you. Hello?
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Honey, this is Ricky!
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Oh, Ricky!
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Now, honey, get-- get a hold of yourself.
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I missed the boat.
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I'm not gonna be able to go
to Europe at all.
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- Now, honey, listen to me.
- Ricky!
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- Lis-- Honey, you can...
- Oh, Ricky!
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Honey, you can come out on the pilot boat.
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I can come out on what?
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You can come out on the pilot boat!
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The pilot boat?
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- Yes.
- Well, where do I get it?
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Ask the dock agent.
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- Oh, okay.
- And hurry!
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Yeah, honey! Where can I get the--
the pilot boat for the Constitution?
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You get down to the end of the pier,
turn right,
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and then after about 30 yards down,
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you'll see a ramp that leads
down to a lower level.
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On the lower level, you'll see a little
pier that has two boats tied to it.
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- Yeah.
- Those are the pilot boats.
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Oh, uh, the end of the pier,
uh, lower level, two boats.
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You'd better hurry. They'll be leaving...
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Pardon me, mister.
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Mrs. Ricardo, what happened?
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Have you got a pilot boat
that goes to the pilot boat?
239
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,659
You didn't miss it?
240
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,994
Oh, didn't I?
241
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,037
Well, what happened?
242
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,915
Well, I'll tell you.
You may not believe it, but I'll tell you.
243
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,669
I went down to the end of the pier.
I ran 30 yards to the right.
244
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,754
I ran down the ramp to the lower level.
245
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,591
I saw the little pier with
the two little boats tied to it,
246
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,092
and one of them was on its way.
247
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,969
So, I raced to the end of the pier
248
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,806
and I made a flying leap across
and landed kerplunk on the deck.
249
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,184
Well, then what are you doing here?
250
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,854
That boat was on the way in!
251
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,815
No. What about the other boat?
252
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:34,110
By the time I noticed my mistake,
it was gone.
253
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,528
What do I do now?
254
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,697
The Independence is leaving
in a couple days. Maybe you can...
255
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,407
I want to go on the Constitution
256
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,868
so I can be with my husband,
so I can be with my friends,
257
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,955
so I can eat my bon voyage fruit
before it all gets spoiled.
258
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,791
I'm sorry, lady, but...
259
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,711
- Wait a minute. There might be a way.
- How? How?
260
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,464
Just a month ago,
we had a passenger miss this same boat.
261
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,716
- He hired a helicopter and flew out to it.
- Oh, that's wonderful!
262
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,344
- All right, where do I get one?
- Idlewild Airport.
263
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,095
Oh, boy, a helicopter!
264
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,973
A helicopter?
265
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,384
- You see Lucy yet?
- No. Wait till they get a little closer.
266
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:46,975
Lucy's...
267
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,893
- Lucy's not on that boat!
- No, she isn't!
268
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,520
Maybe she's in the wheelhouse.
269
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,022
- Ahoy there!
- [Ricky] Hey!
270
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,400
Hey!
271
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,776
He hears you.
272
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,362
Have you got a woman on that boat?
273
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,990
What, are you
a private detective or something?
274
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,825
Big joker.
275
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,995
No. My wife, she missed this boat!
276
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,247
She missed this one, too, buddy.
277
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,083
How could Lucy miss that boat too?
278
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,254
She's Lucy.
Does that answer your question?
279
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,298
Well, there's one other chance,
Mr. Ricardo.
280
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,300
- What's that?
- About a month ago,
281
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,553
one of our passengers missed the boat
and he hired a helicopter and flew out.
282
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,179
A helicopter?
283
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:29,267
I don't know. I don't like the idea
of Lucy taking a helicopter.
284
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,811
- That's too risky.
- Yeah, for the helicopter.
285
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:35,523
Oh, come on now, Ricky. It's the only way.
286
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,192
Well... Where can we get one?
287
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,695
Well, we'll have to call Idlewild Airport.
288
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,697
- Why don't you come with me.
- Okay. Yeah, well ...
289
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,241
Oh, Fred,
what if Lucy misses the helicopter?
290
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:49,078
Well, if I know Lucy,
she'll grease her body and swim after it.
291
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,886
Yes, madam?
292
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,636
I want to rent a helicopter.
293
00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:09,140
Oh, I'm sorry, our helicopter
is being used right now.
294
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,017
Oh, darn it. I should have called.
295
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,101
Isn't it a shame?
296
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,686
It was sitting here all morning,
297
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,022
and now it's just taking off
on an emergency call.
298
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,149
Well, I'm an emergency, too.
When will it be back?
299
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,359
Oh, I don't know, ma'am.
300
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,651
It's leaving right now
301
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:24,364
to pick up some crazy dame
who missed the SS Constitution.
302
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,115
Well, get it back! Get it back!
303
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,451
- But, ma'am...
- I'm that crazy dame. Get it back!
304
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,912
- Come back!
- Joe, Joe, radio the copter to come back
305
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,206
- to the field immediately.
- Oh, for heaven's sake!
306
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,500
Oh, well, don't just stand there!
307
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,335
Do something! Get that plane back here!
308
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,337
- I just did.
- I've got to get on that ship.
309
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,422
My husband's on that ship.
My friends are on that ship.
310
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,091
We've planned to go to Europe for...
311
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,259
- You just did?
- Yes, ma'am.
312
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,345
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
313
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:52,558
I, uh, beg your pardon, madam,
but, uh, your slip is showing.
314
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,939
Yeah, I know, and I-- I tore it too
when I jumped for the pilot boat.
315
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,690
You jumped right out of your skirt?
316
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,193
Uh, no. I had to take it off.
I got it caught in a bicycle.
317
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,198
Oh, I see. Uh, would you allow me
to get some-- some coveralls?
318
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,784
Oh, would you?
I'd appreciate it so much. Thank you.
319
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,578
- Would you make that a size 12, please?
- Yes.
320
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,541
And maybe in charcoal gray
so it would match what I'm wearing.
321
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,836
Well, this is my first time
on a luxury liner,
322
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,046
and I don't-- don't want to look tacky...
323
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,424
going aboard.
324
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,998
Have we left yet?
325
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,793
Left? We're a thousand feet in the air.
326
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,337
Oh. Oh!
327
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,590
Relax, Mrs. Ricardo. Relax.
328
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:52,136
Well, I'll try, but I've never
been up in a helicopter before.
329
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,014
Well, I guess it is a little different
from those big airliners.
330
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,351
I got news for you: I've never been
up in one of those either.
331
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:02,188
Now, there's no reason to be frightened.
332
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:06,609
Please, Mrs. Ricardo,
try to relax and enjoy it.
333
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,028
Yeah, I'll-- I'll try to relax,
334
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,863
but I don't think I'm gonna enjoy it.
335
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,698
Where's the door?
336
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,450
The door's gone!
337
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,162
Well, we took it off
so it would be easier for you to get out.
338
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,082
Right now,
I'm just concerned with staying in.
339
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,919
Well, Mrs. Ricardo, just settle back
and take a look at the view.
340
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,180
Gee, all you can see is water.
341
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,473
That's right.
342
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,892
Except for that cigar someone threw away.
343
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,647
Mrs. Ricardo, that cigar is your ship.
344
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,651
That dinky little thing?
345
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,320
It's the SS Constitution.
346
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,657
Gee, the water must have shrunk it.
347
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,661
Well, it will get a little bigger
as we get down closer to it.
348
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,662
Oh.
349
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,518
- Pretty good-size cigar, isn't it?
- Yeah.
350
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:26,355
Now it's beginning to look like a ship
with little ants running all over it.
351
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,941
You'd better start getting ready.
352
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,734
Oh. Okay.
353
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,824
How do I look?
354
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,994
No, no, no. I mean your harness.
Is it on tight?
355
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,913
You mean my safety belt?
356
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,124
Oh, that isn't a safety belt.
That's a harness.
357
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:50,296
A harness? What do I need a harness for?
When we land, I just step out, don't I?
358
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,089
We're not allowed to land.
359
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,134
Not allowed to land?
360
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,761
No.
361
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,013
You mean we can't land on that deck?
362
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,057
No, it's against the rules.
363
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,977
I hover over the boat
and lower you down on a cable.
364
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,064
You hover over where
and lower who on a what?
365
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,984
- Mrs. Ricardo, it's done all the time.
- Not to me, it isn't.
366
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,153
You turn this eggbeater around
and go back to the airport.
367
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,946
Well, I-I can assure you
it's perfectly safe.
368
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,411
It's up to you.
369
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,955
You want to get down to that boat,
this is the only way to do it.
370
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,292
You hover over the-- the ship
371
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,587
and-- and-- and lower me
on-- on something, and then ...
372
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,047
Either that or back to the airport.
373
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,344
Well ...
374
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,016
Now fasten that hook to your belt.
375
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,935
- What hook?
- That hook right out there.
376
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,354
- That one?
- Yeah.
377
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,529
I can't reach it.
378
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,031
Wait a minute. I'll release it for you.
379
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,032
There.
380
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,411
You got it?
381
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,662
Yeah.
382
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,017
Don't push! I'm not ready yet!
383
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,732
I was just trying to tell you
to throw your legs
384
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,151
over the side and jump out,
and I gradually lower--
385
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,903
- I jump out?
- Yeah.
386
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,450
Now sit down on the edge,
put your feet over and jump out.
387
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,556
I can't do it. I can't do it.
388
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,932
Yes, you can.
389
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,603
No. Are you sure
this cable's strong enough?
390
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,854
Yes, of course.
391
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,273
Well, all right.
392
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,029
I can't do it!
393
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,740
So you're gonna have to give me a push.
394
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,992
Okay. I'll count to three.
395
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,076
Okay.
396
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,744
One, two...
397
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:30,205
Wait a minute! I got an idea. Uh...
398
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,165
What?
399
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:35,419
Have you, by any chance, got enough
gasoline to fly me all the way to Europe?
400
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,130
No, I'm afraid not.
401
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,674
Well, maybe you can borrow some
from the captain of the boat.
402
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,676
- I'll pay for it.
- Mrs. Ricardo--
403
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,012
I got a credit card. Money's no object.
404
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,641
Mrs. Ricardo, this is the only way.
405
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,017
Now, wait a minute.
406
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,894
Think. Maybe you'll get an idea.
407
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,938
Haste makes waste, you know?
408
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,398
Now, come on. We're almost over the ship.
409
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,650
Now out you go.
410
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,819
One, two, three.
411
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,032
- Are you all right?
- Huh?
412
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,909
- You all set?
- Yeah.
413
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,577
Okay. Here we go.
414
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:26,053
- [Ethel shouts]
- [Ricky] Lucy!
415
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,640
Honey, hold on to that rope!
416
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,276
Honey!
417
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,912
Fred, look at her hang off of that rope.
418
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,249
Come on!
419
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,803
[Ricky] Honey, over here!
420
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,805
- Come on!
- Come on, honey!
421
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,057
You all right, honey?
422
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,268
Whoa!
423
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,646
Come on!
424
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,523
Come on, bring her down!
425
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,150
Honey, are you all right?
426
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,415
- [Lucy] Oh! Oh!
- [Ricky] Got it?
427
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,459
- Got it? You got it? You get it?
- [Ricky] Huh?
428
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,919
Oh!
429
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,170
Goodbye!
430
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,141
Oh, he was the nicest pilot.
431
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,685
He didn't want me to do that,
but I said, "Oh..."
432
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,521
- Are you all right? You all right?
- Oh, sure. I'm fine.
433
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,565
There was nothing to it.
Well, I'm here, aren't I?
434
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,566
[Ethel] Yeah, yeah.
435
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,986
Oh, the poor thing.
436
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,915
Will Mrs. Anderson
please come to the purser's office?
437
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,960
Will Mrs. Anderson
please come to the purser's office?
438
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,462
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
439
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,422
- Did you see the ship's newspaper?
- No.
440
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,384
They just raved about
your new MGM record of "Forever, Darling."
441
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,468
- No kidding.
- Yeah.
442
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,553
They say it's gonna be
one of the top records of the year.
443
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,097
Well...
444
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,057
- Did you bring any records with you?
- Yeah.
445
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,976
Well, let's get them to play it
on the public address system.
446
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,978
- Oh, no, honey.
- Oh, why not?
447
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:42,189
- Well, that wouldn't be right.
- Oh, now, I know how modest you are,
448
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,942
but think what a treat it would be
for the passengers.
449
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,026
Oh, honey...
450
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,529
[Ricky over PA] ♪ Forever, darling ♪
451
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,696
- Well, I--
- Oh, shh.
452
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:54,118
♪ While other hearts go wandering ♪
453
00:24:54,118 --> 00:25:00,457
♪ You'll find mine
As faithful as can be ♪
454
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:03,836
♪ Forever, forever, my darling ♪
455
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,840
♪ I'll be your true love ♪
456
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,095
♪ Forever and forever... ♪
457
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:23,939
Those seen in tonight's cast were
458
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,109
Jack Albertson, Kathryn Card,
Ken Christy, Frank Gerstle,
459
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:30,988
Pat Goldin, Tyler McVey,
Ben Niems and Elizabeth Patterson.
460
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:36,452
The new MGM record of "Forever, Darling,"
sung by Desi Arnaz with The Pied Pipers,
461
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,704
is on sale at your favorite music store.
462
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:05,564
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
463
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:09,401
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be back
next week at the same time.
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